#πŸ’£tarkov-released

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compact knoll
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than well

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not having a stock

ancient marsh
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ehhhh

soft coral
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@fast garden brb bbg
@stark torrent

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this has to be framed

nocturne turret
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im scavving rn and i tried to drag one item in my inventory and now its just pulsating

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and also i cant interact with anything

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what do i do

fathom verge
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You tried to pick up a phantom item

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which is to say, it had already been looted but your system didn't realise that

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If you had a grenade you could fix yourself, try switching to your melee

ancient marsh
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ABSOLUTE ANAL OBLITERATION

nocturne turret
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and it just did that

fathom verge
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dnc

ancient marsh
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ASh-12 on checkpoint

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devious

fathom verge
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Prapor really asking me to kill 3 Cultists, Bro tell me where i can find em

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Sending me to kill 3 guys but he doesn't even know where they are

stark torrent
ancient marsh
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why do you need so many kobra mounts

stark torrent
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save space

ancient marsh
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WHAT KIND OF TECH IS THIS?

fathom verge
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Well thats not good

ancient marsh
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instead of stopping the bleed

fathom verge
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clueless Yeah bro i alt tabbed after tanking a shot in the face

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and not after the second shot, which, i didn't tank

ancient marsh
compact knoll
ancient marsh
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dumbass

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stop talking

soft coral
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ART

ancient marsh
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unheard abuser

ancient marsh
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how to build the perfect sniper
recoil reducing parts

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every time

ancient marsh
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not enough cock?

stark torrent
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what can u do to it

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hello xal how are u

compact knoll
ancient marsh
compact knoll
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its too heavy and expensive

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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pro700 is the best

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light + very good ergo

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and costs like nothing

soft coral
ancient marsh
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see that blood splatter?

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tango down

hallow stream
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wtf

little flame
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can you walk through closed doors too?

ancient marsh
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BROOO

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killed 2 ppl on usec camp

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last i swear tanked like 2 headshots

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sadge

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i died to him

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he picked up his buddy's sks

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my fault for no patience i guess

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whatever

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tarkov shooter 7 done

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wait this barter is worth now

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like 120k

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over the prokill one being like 200k

ancient marsh
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canted sight still blocked by laser

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did they improve M4 recoil? shit is a laser

soft coral
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they improved recoils of all things

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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feels dogshit

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the .308 one

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holy SHIT

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ON THE OTHER HAND

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FAL IS INSANE

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KekSkew wtf

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it has like MCX recoil

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shooting m80

soft coral
ancient marsh
soft coral
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gj

fast garden
ancient marsh
stark torrent
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2017 mining crisis moment

soft coral
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I'm preparing slowly

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@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll ty for the raids boys

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was fun getting negative IQ

fast garden
hallow stream
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me when Im not wearing a headset and hear a guy properly

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tarkov how

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tarkov fucking how

soft coral
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its not the headset dude

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Thees audio legit disappeared completely

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so

winged mica
soft coral
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Huge raid

winged mica
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What does Dolbos do

soft coral
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give crazy buffs and just as equal debuffs

fast garden
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dolbos 2 good

soft coral
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double egged sword basically

fast garden
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mini mule

soft coral
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bobolodos

stark torrent
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bolobobobos

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odboboblolos

soft coral
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one thing is for sure though

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the moment you go past 500/1000 hours

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you've lost your mind

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your iq and braincells drop down by 90%

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I go to work i make tarkov references bro

fast garden
rough sphinx
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What servers you boys run on?

fast garden
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im on the other side of the world from all of them

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na east was working tho

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like north east

stark torrent
rough sphinx
soft coral
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xal is russia artem is ukraine
I'm bulgaria iedy is above me on romania and bogdan is serbia

stark torrent
soft coral
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sadly

rough sphinx
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Damn. I'm stuck in Canada.

soft coral
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damn

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I mean we only went to play with Thee because I was cheesing tarkov shooter 3

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since everyone is running around on EU with zabralos ks23s flashbangs rpks fucking nuke launchers and everything

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shit is ass

stark torrent
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you shoulkd not have problems playing EU

soft coral
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eu ping will be

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150/160

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or something

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which with tarkov desync is not noticable at all

rough sphinx
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I've done EU before but more around the western end. I'd probably DC if I went any further.

soft coral
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EU is

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idk

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you have 9th Circle of hell

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EU tarkov is the 11th

rough sphinx
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I've heard from a Scot I run with that EU servers are awful to run on and from my experience I've got to agree.

fast garden
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eu server suck man

rough sphinx
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It ain't any better over on NA servers but I've seen things I wish I haven't on EU ones.

fast garden
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bro was diddled on eu

fathom verge
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It really ain’t that bad

fast garden
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95% of my cheater deaths are on eu

fathom verge
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I’m not one to point fingers, it’s easy to feel like you’ve been cheated but hard to know

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I’m sure people I’ve shot in the back thought I was cheating too

soft coral
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not in terms of cheaters

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just the way people play

rough sphinx
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No one wants to get in proper fights anymore.

fathom verge
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With the FIR hideout requirements I can hardly blame people for being more cautious

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That one lightbulb you’ve got is now invaluable

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God forbid you have an electric drill

rough sphinx
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Even before that. The last few wipes people have taken to hiding and running away from fights or just camping and not moving. While I don't blame the majority of people for doing it since the game makes you play that way with the way noise is now.

stark torrent
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weight system , sound system , spawns , the fact that you spend more ammo in value than the enemy kit

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looting enemy pmcs puts you at disadvantage cause you will be overweight, risk getting killed by his teammates etc

rough sphinx
fathom verge
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is this a quest kit or something

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I know Ref has the Paca and AKSU

stark torrent
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no it's a fuck it we ball kit

fathom verge
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Because why the fuck is this level 41 running sucha terrible vest

stark torrent
rough sphinx
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Isn't the PACA supposed to be better then that vest anyways.

stark torrent
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class 2 , nothing is better

fathom verge
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Yeah the Paca is better

rough sphinx
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PACA as more drip. Case closed.

fathom verge
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Its just that i know some quests want certain gear

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and the IDea of being level 41 and runing class 2 armour by desire has baffled me

rough sphinx
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What boredom does to a man.

fathom verge
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If boredom is cursed by being penetrated by the Blicky, i guess

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but at that point why bring a souped up Uzi

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Just come in with the stripped down AK

rough sphinx
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You got me there. What ammo did he have in the Uzi anyways?

fathom verge
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PST Gzh

rough sphinx
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Damn. Not even running AP 6.3. He must've hit his head.

fathom verge
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Bro must be well and truly broke

fast garden
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looks like some shit id do for fun

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maybe not the armor tho

fathom verge
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The uzi is fine

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It’s JUST the armour that’s weird

hallow stream
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I dont want to know what bro did to him for him to get like that but he was doing for a solid 30 seconds b4 he noticed me and i blasted him

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These street scavs dont mess around

rough sphinx
hallow stream
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I wish Nvidia didn't kill its clipping software

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Cus theres so many clips to be made

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Like that scav

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Shit halves your fps on any game doe so gg

fast garden
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uh huh

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full blatant

wintry ridge
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hi @hallow stream hi @rough sphinx

hallow stream
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Hi

fast garden
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my fault

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forgot about dead scav

fast garden
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why are vertexs 900k

fast garden
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imagine my fear

fathom verge
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Fuck it, we're done with close combat Setup

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If some cunt can get this to work, why can't I

fast garden
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i used the specter since that scope is ass

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specter and 50 bmg slugs

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last wipe anyway

fathom verge
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Handmade BMG is always the way

fast garden
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most people i did it with was with the mp18

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i just used piranha

rough sphinx
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Does the MP-18 still count for setup this wipe?

fathom verge
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Yep

rough sphinx
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Hell yeah.

fathom verge
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Doesn't mean Setup doesn't suck

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Especially because Most timmies have left the game for pve

fathom verge
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3rd 3 man team on customs of the night, how drole

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Also i got shot by a guy who fired a shotgun, but it made an AK noise, weird

rough sphinx
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Setup will always be trash. Especially when everyone is running better armour.

fast garden
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the mp-18 loaded with BT ammo upon hearing of this:

fathom verge
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Cost effective too, you might as well only bring one round

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cause, youll be dead after missing the first

fast garden
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because the 9 flechette rounds into a press armor is any better

fast garden
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this is the clip of all time

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has everything

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everything you need from tarkov in one go

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ivan: "actually mostly the eyes"
nikita: "sure thing pal whatever you say"

vivid dawn
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Ofc its Chinese kekl

stark torrent
soft coral
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lmao?

soft coral
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Mm old factory

stark torrent
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People leaving my Razor DVL but taking the SR2M are very scary and i am afraid they exist with us on this Earth @fast garden

broken gate
soft coral
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Looks so much like old

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wtf

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nvm it says 0.16 on the bottom

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wtf

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God bless

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Repairing multiple guns

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like every scav raid at least I try to get 2 broken or 3 to repair

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done like 100 raids doing repair kit repair

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lv 8 :)

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THank you so much

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youd have to repair

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like

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over one thousand guns

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to get to a remotely high level

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and this is with library mind oyu

compact knoll
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mooooooooooods

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i see an interchange key

soft coral
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so like

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a useless key

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:)

safe summitBOT
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soft coral
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its true though

ancient marsh
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OUSHHHH

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bear figurine + tank bat

soft coral
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@fast garden

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Bosnian IED

hallow stream
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Found the best way to level this stat is a m4 or a sks and just rip that m4 full auto or spam the sks with a drum mag and watch its durability completely burn tf out

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Then just repair it

ancient marsh
soft coral
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or do what xal said

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same way everyone else does it

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I am NOT going in a raid and spam shooting an sks

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fk off

hallow stream
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Might be like

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200 roubles cheaper the method i do it by

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So i do my method

soft coral
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you can resell the weapons

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plus

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most of the time if you go factory or interchange you can get like a couple guns to repair

ancient marsh
hallow stream
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I just love using the opsks with a suppressor so i found weapon maintenance super easy to lvl considering that shit is at half durability after 1 raid

soft coral
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Nah

soft coral
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I AM NOT

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GOING BUNKER

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NO WAY

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IN HELL

stark torrent
soft coral
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I go there

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I will vaporize

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oh

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@stark torrent caught

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WHY ARE THEY ON WOODS

stark torrent
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to ruin timmies

soft coral
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he did ruin this lv29s day

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idk where the other 2 are

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he got killed by birdeye but this is knight

compact knoll
soft coral
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BUT WHEN YOU DO

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scavs are legit wallhackers

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I've been able to locate loot based on the way they move

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because they track it from like 150 meters away or some shit

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Productive woods raid god bless

compact knoll
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Spotted in the wild again

soft coral
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also yay

stark torrent
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@compact knoll @soft coral @ancient marsh @fast garden

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Bro is about to kill himself

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All he needs

soft coral
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can anyone riddle me

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why a scarH recoil is easier to control than an rd704 fully decked out

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Why is this a thing

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bro that shit

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does NOT move

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I can fully laser someone from 60 meters away with this shit

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Glad to know bsgs team cannot balance guns for shit still after 8 years

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Russian company makes every russian gun garbage and every nato gun a laser

compact knoll
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But truthful however

soft coral
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it is what it is

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it's time for me to go woods or shoreline and just farm bolty kills

stark torrent
hallow stream
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why is the spear so broken

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holy fuck

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this dude was spraying me and killed me within 2 seconds cause the gun has no recoil when you put a grip on it

stark torrent
hallow stream
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how did he get it then

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hes lvl 33

stark torrent
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marked rooms / arena rooms / scav case

hallow stream
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gg

stark torrent
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the FMJ ammo sucks overall but is purchasable, Hybrid ammo is what you want

hallow stream
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he had like a holo sight like the cheapest vert grip and a laser on that shit

stark torrent
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yeah teh gun has 0 recoil naturally

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this ammo is bullshit

compact knoll
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he's me

stark torrent
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Me v.s the guy she told me not to worry about

hallow stream
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who actually uses the holo

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that shit blocks like half your screen when you aim in with it

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i didnt check his account but he def a timmy or some shit

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fucking hell

compact knoll
hallow stream
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one of the dogshit eotechs

soft coral
hallow stream
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he was using the one with the zoom in scope

soft coral
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ew

hallow stream
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the hybrid i think its called

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but he wasn't using the fucking hybrid scope

soft coral
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recoil on that is still bugged i think

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at least the visual part

hallow stream
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he was run and gunning with the fucking x4 hybrid shit not drawn on his gun

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dude it looks so bad when you aim in with it

compact knoll
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it would be so good if it wasnt so dogshit

hallow stream
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like the scope blocks half ur fucking screen

compact knoll
hallow stream
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found the example on the wiki

compact knoll
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like its pretty good irl

hallow stream
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THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD MAN

compact knoll
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also when are we getting red dot magnifiers man

hallow stream
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HALF UR SCREEEEEEN

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GONEEEEE

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shit reminds me of the hunt showdown guns

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where you have half the sight blocking half your screen

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founded it

soft coral
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scav woods
run out of scav house

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die

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thanks

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thank you so much sir

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tbh I got a shit spawn for loot so it didn't matter

hallow stream
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the scav house is the worst spawn

soft coral
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for scav yes

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and pmc kinda but depends on your goals

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like usec camp is 300 miles away

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sawnmil is a death trap

compact knoll
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me looking in on shoreline

soft coral
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go shoreline
do nothing for 10 mins
complete 3 quests

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The map of all time

hallow stream
soft coral
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no joke bro

hallow stream
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still better than woods imo I can't count the amount of times I was just running on the map

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to get killed by a guy whos been sitting and gooning in a bush

soft coral
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you can complete HALF the shoreline quests without firing a single shot

hallow stream
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for 30 minutes

soft coral
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its crazy

hallow stream
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just waiting for someone to pass his way to get 1 headshot

soft coral
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woods is a skill issue

hallow stream
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it depends on your pc

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ngl

soft coral
hallow stream
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the game looks like absolute shit at medium medium

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or at least woods does

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you can barely see thru all the branches and shit the game looks like playdough

soft coral
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in order to not get 1 tapped while walking

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make sure to lean

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while looking around

compact knoll
soft coral
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people can't hit you

hallow stream
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i just bring 3 stamina injectors

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the blue ones

compact knoll
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when the fuck do we get an aimpont magnifier

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and when do i get to paint my guns ffs

hallow stream
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sg9 i think forgot what its called

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i just inject myself and start sprinting

soft coral
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thats how you run into people though

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theres your mistake

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you run everywhere and run into people

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unless youre on shoreline or lighthouse you dont need to sprint 99% of the time

hallow stream
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i haven't died in a fight where I see where my enemy is on woods

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I just keep dying to campers who boot up porn on their 2nd monitor and jerk their shit while they wait for someone to pass by

compact knoll
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LEMME PAINT MY GUN REEEEEEE

soft coral
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but we only did it with iedy after lv40

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fully geared lv5 armor all the bells and whistles and we just chilled in some bush not doign much

soft coral
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its so ez to spot people rn

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with the snow

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the map is no longer void after 50 meters

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idk how you have issues

ancient marsh
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leg metad

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poor lad

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doing leg shot daily on scavs

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ate this young man and left nothing

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off spawn too

soft coral
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apologize to him

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you animal

ancient marsh
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he shot me first

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fuck him

soft coral
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I love how empty interchange is

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its incredible man

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how do we go from one of the best tech loot maps

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to one of the worst

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actually nvm every map got nerfed when they introduced streets

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to compensate for hte players playing it

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since it ran like dog

ancient marsh
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sorry for using gym

stark torrent
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too buff for gym

soft coral
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it begins

hallow stream
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the shit where you see a box

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open it

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and you see the animation play

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but no fucking loot screen pops up

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caught greatest change nikita ever did

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fucking idiot guy

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made the game miserable for no reason

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absolutely love entering a room, seeing like 8 boxes, 6 of them empty, 2 of them just have absolute dog shit

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woooooo i love tarkov wooooo

soft coral
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HAHA

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25th was sunday

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this was with xal

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Time to just scav raid all day

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at work

stark torrent
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get streets cinema spawn
Kill 2 players
do 4 surgery
15 scavs spawn
do my last surgery cause im out of CMS
die o a 3rd guy that had the time to lay his nest inside the cinema while i was fighting the scavs

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Absolute dogshit map and game

ancient marsh
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speedhacker?

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rest in piss

stark torrent
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good to see they cracked him down in 2 days lol

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i guess being blatant earns you many reports so yeah

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now what about your average x ray vision enjoyer

soft coral
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he likes pumpkin seeds

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@stark torrent

ancient marsh
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w

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@soft coral are u working

stark torrent
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kekl that 0

ancient marsh
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what a dogshit build

stark torrent
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My internet inst working so im gonna punish the young man on the phone that has nothing to do with it

soft coral
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and I specifically tell them

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the questions aren't about the company I know youre frustrated but If I ME PERSONALLY helpe you please leave a good score

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nop

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get fucked

ancient marsh
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1 quest away from max traders

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i guess im gonna do lend lease

soft coral
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my internet isn't fixed because theres an outtage its not like an entire region is down

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you tell them its a global outtage

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in half the town

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and they go "I dont care"

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ok so do I

ancient marsh
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10 headset adjustments, marine

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get to it

soft coral
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BRO

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THESE ANIMALSSSSS

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"Hello my internet is not working it constantly dropsout"
"ok can you go to the router and tell me what lights you have"
"ah nah mate I'm at work"

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BRO

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FAMILY EXPLODE

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ISTG

hallow stream
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Ivan do you understand error codes on routers

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Since you work as a tech support

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Or is that not your field

soft coral
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we dont care about the actual codes

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customers can't even see them

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since its company routers

hallow stream
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Im asking cus the dumb fuckers here don't know jack shit

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I think my isp is sabotaging me

soft coral
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I mean if they dont have the corect lights on the router we do basic Troubleshooting

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and then send an engineer

hallow stream
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I log into my router and just see a bunch of critical errors

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These fucks send a engineer

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No issue sir

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Everything fixed

soft coral
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there is one test that kind of allows us to see codes but its not a code it just says "media converter off"
"cable to media converter and router not present"

hallow stream
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Lying pieces of shit

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2 days same issue

soft coral
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xd

hallow stream
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"sir we have fixed your issue there is no more issues we dont know what you are reporting"

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I wonder what

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Old screenshot but the same shit still happens

compact knoll
soft coral
soft coral
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we don't care that much

hallow stream
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The engineers here got no fucking idea abt jack shit ngl

compact knoll
hallow stream
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They don't even log into the router

compact knoll
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Thats how i know its fake

soft coral
hallow stream
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I like pumpkin seeds

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Best review ever

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Shits so fire

soft coral
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bro likes pumpkin seeds

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this could be the dude that told me he is addicted to decaff

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and hes on his third cup

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bro was tweaking

hallow stream
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LOL

hallow stream
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Also I think I got weapon mastery 3 on the ks23 this wipe

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Im so fucking fucked

soft coral
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these are genuine reviews from customers

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they get a survey

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I've been called ivana 2 times now

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and a she

hallow stream
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I like pumpkin seeds is the like best review ever

soft coral
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god bless the UK people

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fucking scum subhumans

hallow stream
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Next time I'm asked to leave a review for my support I'm gonna type some stupid ass shit

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"i drink water"

soft coral
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hello I have this this and that problems
ok these are the only resolutions we provide
not good I want to talk to a manager not you youre not helping

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I've legit hung up on customers like that

hallow stream
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Don't you just send em to like

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Someone higher up in the position

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Or is that not a thing in the company you work at

compact knoll
hallow stream
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Like ik here you call and then you can ask if you can be put on with a superior technician or whatever the fuck they're called i forgot

compact knoll
soft coral
compact knoll
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All you have to do is shave the beard

soft coral
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I tell them manager can't help

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because they cant

compact knoll
soft coral
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they use the same system

hallow stream
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Yea they're just dumbass people

soft coral
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bro they dont know what an ethernet cable is mang

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I tell them turn off hte power cable of the box

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they go

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"which one?"

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WDYM

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off to scav we go

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lady rings about an engineer no worries give me 5 mins I send you one

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I'm not doing ts steps kys

ancient marsh
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the top had shit ammo

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lower half was 6a1

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fellas try the MDR 556 if you haven't

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cheap and no recoil

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556 low rpm im good

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id rather try the 101

soft coral
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legit farming mills

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went from 3.8 to 6k

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@stark torrent

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SUBMARINE SCOPE

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LOCATING THE TORPEDO

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COUNTER MEASURES FIRED

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SHIT WE GOT HIT

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WE HAVE A BREACH

ancient marsh
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idk how but the bug where

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if you have a backup sight

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and you scope in with the optic first, and then switch to the back up

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and shoot

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the recoil on the backup is higher

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@fast garden

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GigaKek just hold lmb

fast garden
little flame
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caps

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i assume ur doing weekly

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kekl this shit is like so fun

little flame
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niceu

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just walk and lmb

little flame
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lmfaoo

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cod build

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had some godly 150k xp total dailies

little flame
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jesus

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however the weekly is crazy dogshit

little flame
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LOL

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SHOW ME

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bro

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caps

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my bad

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are the locked crates worth it btw?

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ugh they are decent yeah , especially early wipe they give u good shit

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like class 4 armor even 5

little flame
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ah nic

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sheesh

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the valuables gave me yellow card

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and xal got ledx i think

little flame
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ho0ly

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sadly , i couldnt win a single game in 2 days lmfao

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not that i play arena a lot but holy shit trash teammates

little flame
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lol

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yeah bro

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i can relate

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holy fuck

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always top leaderboard

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they try to level up their boltie skills so they pick lapua and simply suck

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they get 5 kills per game

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and we lose

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5v5

little flame
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i constantly have to 1v5

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its actually riddiculous

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how fast they die

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i saw a dude hold an angle on the point for 8 minutes

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and then he misses his shot and dies

little flame
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LMFAO

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little flame
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my teammate proned on the ground in our spawn

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was there the whole round

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theres also this guy that reloads while adsing then peeks an angle where he knows theres a guy

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got a lega from a daily wtf?

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didnt know it was possible

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hell yeah bro

little flame
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if u wanna team up im down

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nah im good with arena now i gotta go with some work in town sadly

little flame
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need 11 wins for fucking checkpoint

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actually sobbing

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shii what u work with?

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yeah good luck it feels impossible

little flame
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little flame
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true

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ah yeah

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money's money tho

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@fast garden @ancient marsh @soft coral @compact knoll

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THE STATE OF TARKOV REDDIT

little flame
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lmfaooo

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[pve]

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bro got downvoted to oblivion

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imagine going dorms in pve

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or even better

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even playing pve

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pve is for the squeakers that i somehow always fucking end up with in the tarkov discord lfg

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constantly loses 1v1s lmfao

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they complain about cheaters but they love getting railed by tarkov's great AI

soft coral
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wow

soft coral
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Woow

little flame
soft coral
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ofc the first shot I fire off the sv98 jams

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thanks

little flame
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WAS GOING 6/0 earlier

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im selling the bag

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no way

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4/0 was the score now its 4/2

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how are we selling

little flame
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sheeshuh

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my guy looks retarded tho

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done with teamfight

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thank fuck

soft coral
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@ancient marsh @stark torrent

little flame
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win 11 checkpoint holy cancer

soft coral
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LETS GOOOOOOOO

little flame
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:(

little flame
ancient marsh
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reminder mutant is straight ass this wipe btw ohno

little flame
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have fun with ur mutant barrel

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true

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mutant is kinda wacky from what i've seen

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anyone know why?

soft coral
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because haha burgerstategames

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shit is jumpy

little flame
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lol

soft coral
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all the guns are jumpy idk why

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on single shots they feel nice

little flame
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yeeee true

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i agree

soft coral
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but sustainted fire its similar to old recoil just less agressive

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but still jumpy

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futus gura matii

little flame
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most aks feel more jumpy for me ngl

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only really the kick tho

soft coral
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yeah all are like that

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even rd

ancient marsh
soft coral
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oooo

ancient marsh
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every single gun in the game feels waaay better than pre-rework recoil

soft coral
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BOOOOM

soft coral
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soft coral
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but on some the recoil is still an asswhipe

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but yeah id say 90% of the guns are better now

ancient marsh
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the plate dmg bug

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fellas try the fal if you haven't

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with BMD

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long

native crypt
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Yeah they buffed fal recoil with the update

soft coral
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ayy

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Soon

native crypt
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I'm so glad they finally made ragman 4 good

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Within the last wipe or two anyway

fast garden
little flame
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lol

fast garden
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they bullied everyone off the sub

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how the fuck

little flame
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tarkov sub?

fast garden
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i meant to reply to iedy

little flame
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lol dw

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they bullied everyone off the tarkov sub tho?

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yikes

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lmfao

fast garden
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everyone who even suggests that pve is a snoozefest

lost dragon
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I can't understand why people play PvE official when you can just play SPT or Fika

little flame
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pve sucks

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so boring

soft coral
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alo gpu 300k

little flame
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no adrenaline kicks

soft coral
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too much too much

lost dragon
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I started playing SPT 3 days ago and having a lots of fun. Official PVE seems like Temu SPT

soft coral
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Thanks

little flame
little flame
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blank picture

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LMFAO

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john xina

fast garden
soft coral
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@fast garden I'm preparing

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I'm fueling up

little flame
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amen

soft coral
fast garden
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300k is like the good early wipe price

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i have like over 300 because i know they will go way up

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probably

little flame
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shreley

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sherley

fast garden
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fir hideout might make it take a while

soft coral
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ok i bought more

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I'm preparing for biboin 2

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passive income

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@fast garden

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Π›ΠœΠΠž

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XD

fast garden
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ah ok

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didnt want to play anyway

soft coral
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god bless woods once again

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thanks I love making 500k from pressing F 15 times

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on pmc it would be even more since most of the things aren't scavenged from the scavs

soft coral
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Funny thing is dude

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back before the random loot spawns

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where every stash wasa guaranteed

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shit used to be WILD

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I'd go on woods loot the northern side village bunker usec and regular and on the way loot like 15 or so stashes

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my god it was so busted

little flame
soft coral
little flame
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woods is nice

soft coral
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tigz on his way to waste millions unlocking chekanya and weather station

little flame
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found my leddy there

soft coral
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meanwhile I'm chilling on woods making millions

little flame
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woods life

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still gotta do btr first quest

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fk sake mann

ancient marsh
fast garden
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a pscav

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crossed mines

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and is stabbing zyr to death

fast garden
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update

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he didnt have enough ammo

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thats why he was stabbing

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so i went over there

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dropped him my m4 (no voip just aggressive head nods)

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he killed them and then i shot the "coop signal" with a pistol, and he did the same at his exfil

soft coral
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I love bugged keys

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thanks

fast garden
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thats a new one

fast garden
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pve moment

soft coral
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@fast garden @fast garden

stark torrent
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double thee tag

soft coral
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woops

fast garden
soft coral
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@stark torrent

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shut it bitchass

fast garden
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im more important

stark torrent
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ruined the carpet

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cant have shit in Tarkov from Norvisnk Region

compact knoll
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they 100% developed it on an older version and realised they cant port the updates to it or they w ill have to delay it 50 years again

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this is also why we got old bugs back and cheats back

soft coral
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yeah tarkov fps is not improving

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the swimming in the floor cheater for example

soft coral
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we're legit moving backwards bro

stark torrent
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that shit was common like 2 years ago

soft coral
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its like the alpha again

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press one button

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busy hands

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game crashes

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deletes your account

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pc blows up

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Thanks

fast garden
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honestly suprised the swimming cheaters arent all over the lightkeeper area

soft coral
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same

stark torrent
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they can only swim in floor

soft coral
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just 1 tapping siracha with pm

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ongod

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i cant wait for vacuum hackers again

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kill xiao_bingchilling , lvl 2 , backpack full of rare loot at 30 seconds in raid

fast garden
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honestly i wish i knew the mines like that chad pscav

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he speedran those fucking things

soft coral
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its always the pscavs

fast garden
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i mean think about it

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almost no one has lk so its gonna be unlooted

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cross mines, kill zyr since they are bugged and easy as fuck to kill

soft coral
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bro people were farming siracha day 3 of when he was introduced with fucking mosins naked with moon telescopes

fast garden
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loot area

soft coral
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@fast garden

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insne m4 deal

fast garden
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for hideout kek

stark torrent
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HE

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IS AT FAULT FOR THE UNHEARD EDITION

fast garden
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also tank batteries are cheap now so thats a btter dea;

stark torrent
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He has Meme in his name

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of course

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how didnt we see this

compact knoll
soft coral
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KILL HIMMMM

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COMMS

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iedy

stark torrent
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MODS, I SEE A COMM

soft coral
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how do you say "how?" in romanian?

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granite coralBOT
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:flag_ro: **Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan** *(romÒnă)*

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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

in what way

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:flag_ro: **Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan** *(romÒnă)*

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:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

cum

stark torrent
soft coral
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ngl lossless scaling is fucking blackmagic bro

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I go lighthouse

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150fps

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everything looks clear as day

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what kind of satan shit

fast garden
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yeah i want frames so like

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i am heavily considering

stark torrent
soft coral
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fam its legit blackmagic

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its like having sex with a woman

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@stark torrent @fast garden Yes I love telling a dude for 30 mins how to enter into his account online

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bro I"m making him upload pictuers of his screen @stark torrent @fast garden

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I LOVE THIS JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

stark torrent
soft coral
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I'll just load a scav raid

stark torrent
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i have to go do test drive 2

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i get cinema spawn , i kill 2 players and then i die to a 3rd after getting discombobulated by AI scavs

fast garden
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BUT YOU GOT 2

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PROGRESS

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huge

stark torrent
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ohno whats worse is that i died to a guy doing the same thing

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streets is literally only veresk

fast garden
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everyone is doing the same thing lmaaoooo

stark torrent
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im cosnidering getting altyns

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so i tank headshots from that shit

soft coral
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I'm considering killing myself

fast garden
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makes you unkillable tbh

fast garden
stark torrent
hallow stream
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@soft coral you posted cooldee once and google picked bro up and put him on my feed

fast garden
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cooldee the goat

soft coral
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I love him

stark torrent
hallow stream
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He so retarded kekw

stark torrent
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if i time my crafts right i can go take a piss right before a craft ends so i can cycle it

fast garden
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the cooldee crackhouse schitzo cultist is my favorite

soft coral
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bro places a firework ina bottle on new years

hallow stream
stark torrent
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im gonna go kill a few player scavs i think

soft coral
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but it gives a lot of xp

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this is a very weird quest

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like why take the epsilon lmao

compact knoll
compact knoll
soft coral
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we didn't fix the printer

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gg

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bro said "eh i go buy a new one"

compact knoll
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i have to do at least 16 games

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raghhhhh

stark torrent
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life ending

fast garden
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its last hero tho

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only playable mode

soft coral
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man I couldn't do my scav raid I actually have to do shit on the system