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ehhhh
im scavving rn and i tried to drag one item in my inventory and now its just pulsating
and also i cant interact with anything
what do i do
You tried to pick up a phantom item
which is to say, it had already been looted but your system didn't realise that
If you had a grenade you could fix yourself, try switching to your melee
ABSOLUTE ANAL OBLITERATION
no i didnt i tried to drop my pistol
and it just did that
dnc
Prapor really asking me to kill 3 Cultists, Bro tell me where i can find em
Sending me to kill 3 guys but he doesn't even know where they are
why do you need so many kobra mounts
save space
Well thats not good
yeah ur head is gone while u were dicking around buddy
instead of stopping the bleed

Yeah bro i alt tabbed after tanking a shot in the face
and not after the second shot, which, i didn't tank
larping
unheard abuser
its a boltie gigabeef
what's wrong with u today
not enough cock?
mod3 sucks anyway
i missed the pre edit
its too heavy and expensive

can you walk through closed doors too?
BROOO
killed 2 ppl on usec camp
last i swear tanked like 2 headshots
sadge
i died to him
he picked up his buddy's sks
my fault for no patience i guess
whatever
tarkov shooter 7 done
wait this barter is worth now
like 120k
over the prokill one being like 200k
wait it even comes with a mag of 855
canted sight still blocked by laser
did they improve M4 recoil? shit is a laser
they improved recoils of all things
shotguns 
i think scar recoil is way worse
feels dogshit
the .308 one
holy SHIT
ON THE OTHER HAND
FAL IS INSANE
wtf
it has like MCX recoil
shooting m80
:3
Got like 7 of those
gj
Why
2017 mining crisis moment
I'm preparing slowly
@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll ty for the raids boys
was fun getting negative IQ
me when Im not wearing a headset and hear a guy properly
tarkov how
tarkov fucking how
Gas Safe 
What does Dolbos do
give crazy buffs and just as equal debuffs
dolbos 2 good
double egged sword basically
mini mule

one thing is for sure though
the moment you go past 500/1000 hours
you've lost your mind
your iq and braincells drop down by 90%
I go to work i make tarkov references bro

What servers you boys run on?
im on the other side of the world from all of them
na east was working tho
like north east
I can only play NA East. 
me , @stark torrent , @ancient marsh , @compact knoll , @hallow stream are all balkans/russia
xal is russia artem is ukraine
I'm bulgaria iedy is above me on romania and bogdan is serbia

sadly
Damn. I'm stuck in Canada.
damn
I mean we only went to play with Thee because I was cheesing tarkov shooter 3
since everyone is running around on EU with zabralos ks23s flashbangs rpks fucking nuke launchers and everything
shit is ass
ping limit is 200 or 250 i think so unless you really game from australia or shit
you shoulkd not have problems playing EU
eu ping will be
150/160
or something
which with tarkov desync is not noticable at all
I've done EU before but more around the western end. I'd probably DC if I went any further.
I've heard from a Scot I run with that EU servers are awful to run on and from my experience I've got to agree.
eu server suck man
It ain't any better over on NA servers but I've seen things I wish I haven't on EU ones.
bro was diddled on eu
It really ainβt that bad
95% of my cheater deaths are on eu
Iβm not one to point fingers, itβs easy to feel like youβve been cheated but hard to know
Iβm sure people Iβve shot in the back thought I was cheating too
it is that bad
not in terms of cheaters
just the way people play
No one wants to get in proper fights anymore.
With the FIR hideout requirements I can hardly blame people for being more cautious
That one lightbulb youβve got is now invaluable
God forbid you have an electric drill
Even before that. The last few wipes people have taken to hiding and running away from fights or just camping and not moving. While I don't blame the majority of people for doing it since the game makes you play that way with the way noise is now.
yeah sadly PvP feels more punishing than rewarding
weight system , sound system , spawns , the fact that you spend more ammo in value than the enemy kit
looting enemy pmcs puts you at disadvantage cause you will be overweight, risk getting killed by his teammates etc
As a solo that last one is very much on point.
no it's a fuck it we ball kit
Because why the fuck is this level 41 running sucha terrible vest
brain damage from too much tarkov led to these decisions
Isn't the PACA supposed to be better then that vest anyways.
Yeah the Paca is better
PACA as more drip. Case closed.
Its just that i know some quests want certain gear
and the IDea of being level 41 and runing class 2 armour by desire has baffled me
What boredom does to a man.
If boredom is cursed by being penetrated by the Blicky, i guess
but at that point why bring a souped up Uzi
Just come in with the stripped down AK
You got me there. What ammo did he have in the Uzi anyways?
PST Gzh
Damn. Not even running AP 6.3. He must've hit his head.
Bro must be well and truly broke
On eu i saw a player scav on streets at the subway humping a dead pmc body
I dont want to know what bro did to him for him to get like that but he was doing for a solid 30 seconds b4 he noticed me and i blasted him
These street scavs dont mess around
Give a scav a rouble and they'll stalk you for miles.
I wish Nvidia didn't kill its clipping software
Cus theres so many clips to be made
Like that scav
Shit halves your fps on any game doe so gg
hi @hallow stream hi @rough sphinx
Hi
why are vertexs 900k
imagine my fear
Fuck it, we're done with close combat Setup
If some cunt can get this to work, why can't I
i used the specter since that scope is ass
specter and 50 bmg slugs
last wipe anyway
Handmade BMG is always the way
Does the MP-18 still count for setup this wipe?
Yep
Hell yeah.
Doesn't mean Setup doesn't suck
Especially because Most timmies have left the game for pve
3rd 3 man team on customs of the night, how drole
Also i got shot by a guy who fired a shotgun, but it made an AK noise, weird
Setup will always be trash. Especially when everyone is running better armour.
the mp-18 loaded with BT ammo upon hearing of this:
Cost effective too, you might as well only bring one round
cause, youll be dead after missing the first
because the 9 flechette rounds into a press armor is any better
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Mm old factory
People leaving my Razor DVL but taking the SR2M are very scary and i am afraid they exist with us on this Earth @fast garden
that aint old lmao
Looks so much like old
wtf
nvm it says 0.16 on the bottom
wtf
God bless
Repairing multiple guns
like every scav raid at least I try to get 2 broken or 3 to repair
done like 100 raids doing repair kit repair
lv 8 :)
THank you so much
youd have to repair
like
over one thousand guns
to get to a remotely high level
and this is with library mind oyu
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its true though
Found the best way to level this stat is a m4 or a sks and just rip that m4 full auto or spam the sks with a drum mag and watch its durability completely burn tf out
Then just repair it
...or buy guns off fence
or do what xal said
same way everyone else does it
I am NOT going in a raid and spam shooting an sks
fk off
you can resell the weapons
plus
most of the time if you go factory or interchange you can get like a couple guns to repair
repair, sell on flea
I just love using the opsks with a suppressor so i found weapon maintenance super easy to lvl considering that shit is at half durability after 1 raid
Nah

to ruin timmies
he did ruin this lv29s day
idk where the other 2 are
he got killed by birdeye but this is knight

But when you get the quest to kill them
BUT WHEN YOU DO
scavs are legit wallhackers
I've been able to locate loot based on the way they move
because they track it from like 150 meters away or some shit
Productive woods raid god bless
@compact knoll @soft coral @ancient marsh @fast garden
Bro is about to kill himself
All he needs

can anyone riddle me
why a scarH recoil is easier to control than an rd704 fully decked out
Why is this a thing
bro that shit
does NOT move
I can fully laser someone from 60 meters away with this shit
Glad to know bsgs team cannot balance guns for shit still after 8 years
Russian company makes every russian gun garbage and every nato gun a laser
Weird
But truthful however
why is the spear so broken
holy fuck
this dude was spraying me and killed me within 2 seconds cause the gun has no recoil when you put a grip on it
hard to get , good ammo is locked behind last lightkeeper quest just like the spear itself
marked rooms / arena rooms / scav case
gg
the FMJ ammo sucks overall but is purchasable, Hybrid ammo is what you want
he had like a holo sight like the cheapest vert grip and a laser on that shit
who actually uses the holo
that shit blocks like half your screen when you aim in with it
i didnt check his account but he def a timmy or some shit
fucking hell
the what?
one of the dogshit eotechs
he was using the one with the zoom in scope
ew
he was run and gunning with the fucking x4 hybrid shit not drawn on his gun
dude it looks so bad when you aim in with it
it would be so good if it wasnt so dogshit
like the scope blocks half ur fucking screen
found the example on the wiki
like its pretty good irl
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD MAN
also when are we getting red dot magnifiers man
HALF UR SCREEEEEEN
GONEEEEE
shit reminds me of the hunt showdown guns
where you have half the sight blocking half your screen
founded it
scav woods
run out of scav house
die
thanks

thank you so much sir
tbh I got a shit spawn for loot so it didn't matter
im ngl
the scav house is the worst spawn
for scav yes
and pmc kinda but depends on your goals
like usec camp is 300 miles away
sawnmil is a death trap

no joke bro
still better than woods imo I can't count the amount of times I was just running on the map
to get killed by a guy whos been sitting and gooning in a bush
you can complete HALF the shoreline quests without firing a single shot
for 30 minutes
its crazy
just waiting for someone to pass his way to get 1 headshot
woods is a skill issue

the game looks like absolute shit at medium medium
or at least woods does
you can barely see thru all the branches and shit the game looks like playdough
people can't hit you
when the fuck do we get an aimpont magnifier
and when do i get to paint my guns ffs
thats how you run into people though
theres your mistake
you run everywhere and run into people
unless youre on shoreline or lighthouse you dont need to sprint 99% of the time
i haven't died in a fight where I see where my enemy is on woods
I just keep dying to campers who boot up porn on their 2nd monitor and jerk their shit while they wait for someone to pass by
I mean I will be honest I've been there
but we only did it with iedy after lv40
fully geared lv5 armor all the bells and whistles and we just chilled in some bush not doign much
hey i know him
he's me
its so ez to spot people rn
with the snow
the map is no longer void after 50 meters
idk how you have issues
leg metad
poor lad
doing leg shot daily on scavs
ate this young man and left nothing
off spawn too
I love how empty interchange is
its incredible man
how do we go from one of the best tech loot maps
to one of the worst
actually nvm every map got nerfed when they introduced streets
to compensate for hte players playing it
since it ran like dog
too buff for gym
ngl
the shit where you see a box
open it
and you see the animation play
but no fucking loot screen pops up
greatest change nikita ever did
fucking idiot guy
made the game miserable for no reason
absolutely love entering a room, seeing like 8 boxes, 6 of them empty, 2 of them just have absolute dog shit
woooooo i love tarkov wooooo
HAHA
25th was sunday
this was with xal
Time to just scav raid all day
at work
get streets cinema spawn
Kill 2 players
do 4 surgery
15 scavs spawn
do my last surgery cause im out of CMS
die o a 3rd guy that had the time to lay his nest inside the cinema while i was fighting the scavs
Absolute dogshit map and game
good to see they cracked him down in 2 days lol
i guess being blatant earns you many reports so yeah
now what about your average x ray vision enjoyer
what a dogshit build
My internet inst working so im gonna punish the young man on the phone that has nothing to do with it
and I specifically tell them
the questions aren't about the company I know youre frustrated but If I ME PERSONALLY helpe you please leave a good score
nop
get fucked
my internet isn't fixed because theres an outtage its not like an entire region is down
you tell them its a global outtage
in half the town
and they go "I dont care"
ok so do I
bro

i cant
BRO
THESE ANIMALSSSSS
"Hello my internet is not working it constantly dropsout"
"ok can you go to the router and tell me what lights you have"
"ah nah mate I'm at work"
BRO
FAMILY EXPLODE
ISTG
Ivan do you understand error codes on routers
Since you work as a tech support
Or is that not your field
we dont care about the actual codes
customers can't even see them
since its company routers


Im asking cus the dumb fuckers here don't know jack shit
I think my isp is sabotaging me
I mean if they dont have the corect lights on the router we do basic Troubleshooting
and then send an engineer
I log into my router and just see a bunch of critical errors
These fucks send a engineer
No issue sir
Everything fixed
there is one test that kind of allows us to see codes but its not a code it just says "media converter off"
"cable to media converter and router not present"
xd
"sir we have fixed your issue there is no more issues we dont know what you are reporting"
I wonder what
Old screenshot but the same shit still happens
856
bro bought that straight off skier
no idea what those mean thats for the engineers
we don't care that much
The engineers here got no fucking idea abt jack shit ngl
"was impressed with their politeness"
They don't even log into the router
Thats how i know its fake
rake
bro likes pumpkin seeds
this could be the dude that told me he is addicted to decaff
and hes on his third cup
bro was tweaking
LOL
Shits so shit its insane
Also I think I got weapon mastery 3 on the ks23 this wipe
Im so fucking fucked
it isn't actually
these are genuine reviews from customers
they get a survey
I've been called ivana 2 times now
and a she
I like pumpkin seeds is the like best review ever
Next time I'm asked to leave a review for my support I'm gonna type some stupid ass shit
"i drink water"
hello I have this this and that problems
ok these are the only resolutions we provide
not good I want to talk to a manager not you youre not helping
I've legit hung up on customers like that
Don't you just send em to like
Someone higher up in the position
Or is that not a thing in the company you work at

Like ik here you call and then you can ask if you can be put on with a superior technician or whatever the fuck they're called i forgot
You would transition well
fk no
All you have to do is shave the beard

they use the same system
Yea they're just dumbass people
bro they dont know what an ethernet cable is mang
I tell them turn off hte power cable of the box
they go
"which one?"
WDYM
off to scav we go
lady rings about an engineer no worries give me 5 mins I send you one
I'm not doing ts steps kys
he waas doing half mags but wrong
the top had shit ammo
lower half was 6a1
fellas try the MDR 556 if you haven't
cheap and no recoil
legit farming mills
went from 3.8 to 6k
@stark torrent
SUBMARINE SCOPE
LOCATING THE TORPEDO
COUNTER MEASURES FIRED
SHIT WE GOT HIT
WE HAVE A BREACH
idk how but the bug where
if you have a backup sight
and you scope in with the optic first, and then switch to the back up
and shoot
the recoil on the backup is higher
@fast garden
Sounds like tarkov to me
niceu
just walk and lmb
jesus
however the weekly is crazy dogshit
ugh they are decent yeah , especially early wipe they give u good shit
like class 4 armor even 5
ho0ly
sadly , i couldnt win a single game in 2 days lmfao
not that i play arena a lot but holy shit trash teammates
they try to level up their boltie skills so they pick lapua and simply suck
they get 5 kills per game
and we lose
5v5
ye
i constantly have to 1v5
its actually riddiculous
how fast they die
i saw a dude hold an angle on the point for 8 minutes
and then he misses his shot and dies
LMFAO

my teammate proned on the ground in our spawn
was there the whole round
theres also this guy that reloads while adsing then peeks an angle where he knows theres a guy
got a lega from a daily wtf?
didnt know it was possible
hell yeah bro
u still need ur tasks?
if u wanna team up im down
nah im good with arena now i gotta go with some work in town sadly
yeah good luck it feels impossible

now i just do groceries xD
lmfaooo
[pve]
bro got downvoted to oblivion
imagine going dorms in pve
or even better
even playing pve
pve is for the squeakers that i somehow always fucking end up with in the tarkov discord lfg
constantly loses 1v1s lmfao
they complain about cheaters but they love getting railed by tarkov's great AI
wow
FR
nice scope
WAS GOING 6/0 earlier
im selling the bag
no way
4/0 was the score now its 4/2
how are we selling
basde
@ancient marsh @stark torrent
win 11 checkpoint holy cancer
LETS GOOOOOOOO
:(
niceeeu
?
reminder mutant is straight ass this wipe btw 
have fun with ur mutant barrel
true
mutant is kinda wacky from what i've seen
anyone know why?
lol
but sustainted fire its similar to old recoil just less agressive
but still jumpy
futus gura matii
i disagree
every single gun in the game feels waaay better than pre-rework recoil
BOOOOM
they do feel nicer to shoot
achtually mjolniir is ruined
but on some the recoil is still an asswhipe
but yeah id say 90% of the guns are better now
not even its biggest problem
the plate dmg bug

fellas try the fal if you haven't
with BMD
long
Yeah they buffed fal recoil with the update
the absolute state of it
lol
tarkov sub?
i meant to reply to iedy
everyone who even suggests that pve is a snoozefest
I can't understand why people play PvE official when you can just play SPT or Fika
FR
lmfao
pve sucks
so boring
alo gpu 300k
no adrenaline kicks
too much too much
I started playing SPT 3 days ago and having a lots of fun. Official PVE seems like Temu SPT
who?
its because it is
bro
amen

300k is like the good early wipe price
i have like over 300 because i know they will go way up
probably
fir hideout might make it take a while
ok i bought more
I'm preparing for biboin 2

passive income
@fast garden
ΠΠΠΠ
XD
god bless woods once again
thanks I love making 500k from pressing F 15 times

on pmc it would be even more since most of the things aren't scavenged from the scavs
you should pay 250 more to be a true believer
Funny thing is dude
back before the random loot spawns
where every stash wasa guaranteed
shit used to be WILD
I'd go on woods loot the northern side village bunker usec and regular and on the way loot like 15 or so stashes
my god it was so busted
woods loot*
woods is nice
tigz on his way to waste millions unlocking chekanya and weather station
found my leddy there
meanwhile I'm chilling on woods making millions
update
he didnt have enough ammo
thats why he was stabbing
so i went over there
dropped him my m4 (no voip just aggressive head nods)
he killed them and then i shot the "coop signal" with a pistol, and he did the same at his exfil
thats a new one
pve moment
double thee tag
woops

im more important
yep it's the fucking unity 2022
they 100% developed it on an older version and realised they cant port the updates to it or they w ill have to delay it 50 years again
this is also why we got old bugs back and cheats back
yeah tarkov fps is not improving
the swimming in the floor cheater for example
we're legit moving backwards bro
that shit was common like 2 years ago
its like the alpha again
press one button
busy hands
game crashes
deletes your account
pc blows up
Thanks
honestly suprised the swimming cheaters arent all over the lightkeeper area
same
they drown duuuh
they can only swim in floor

i cant wait for vacuum hackers again
kill xiao_bingchilling , lvl 2 , backpack full of rare loot at 30 seconds in raid
honestly i wish i knew the mines like that chad pscav
he speedran those fucking things
i mean think about it
almost no one has lk so its gonna be unlooted
cross mines, kill zyr since they are bugged and easy as fuck to kill
bro people were farming siracha day 3 of when he was introduced with fucking mosins naked with moon telescopes
loot area
for hideout kek
also tank batteries are cheap now so thats a btter dea;
KILL HIIIIIM
MODS, I SEE A COMM
in ce fel
β¬οΈ
in what way
β¬οΈ
cum

ngl lossless scaling is fucking blackmagic bro
I go lighthouse
150fps
everything looks clear as day
what kind of satan shit
same
fam its legit blackmagic
its like having sex with a woman
@stark torrent @fast garden Yes I love telling a dude for 30 mins how to enter into his account online
bro I"m making him upload pictuers of his screen @stark torrent @fast garden
I LOVE THIS JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

i have to go do test drive 2
i get cinema spawn , i kill 2 players and then i die to a 3rd after getting discombobulated by AI scavs
whats worse is that i died to a guy doing the same thing
streets is literally only veresk
everyone is doing the same thing lmaaoooo
I'm considering killing myself
makes you unkillable tbh
unless you are like me and use PE ammo


@soft coral you posted cooldee once and google picked bro up and put him on my feed

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I love him
the 8 hour of tarkov gaming brainrot
He so retarded 
if i time my crafts right i can go take a piss right before a craft ends so i can cycle it
the cooldee crackhouse schitzo cultist is my favorite
bro places a firework ina bottle on new years

infinite piss production?
close to kappa?
nah thats just lvl 50 quest
but it gives a lot of xp
this is a very weird quest
like why take the epsilon lmao
its only a choice for standart users
life ending
man I couldn't do my scav raid I actually have to do shit on the system




