💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

they dont have to be

[compact knoll]

it does

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll it doesn't

[compact knoll]

it doesnt

youre right

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

👍

wait i have cancer

i just spend 200k buying helmets

that dont count

to the thing

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

cant read

[ancient marsh]

NO?!

i read it

and instantly forgot

[compact knoll]

alzheimers

[ancient marsh]

whar

[fast garden]

they can be sold to fence for 250k

nea

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden coop extract or what?

daily?

[fast garden]

daily

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden got my class 6 front plate thor in insurance

[soft coral]

And they are back again

[rich venture]

Lllll

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden just got first place with leg meta PS12A ASh-12 and i am pretty sure the entire lobby hated me

at least like 3 people were shooting my body after i died

[fast garden]

ps12a arena is peak

people just crumble

dont have to worry about 27 hitcount

[ancient marsh]

i mean i did do like 1k armor damage to one guy

[hallow stream]

holy shit

airdrop my beloved

[ancient marsh]

holy

insane cancer arena game

like

EVERYONE JUST HOLDING ANGLES

no one moving

legit people would just stand still in one single spot

for like 20 seconds

actually unironically kill yourself if you hold angles on arena last hero chop shop

you have no worth

[stark torrent]

it can be done there cause the spawns are kidna garbage sometimes

like i can hold the middle with the pink mustang

[compact knoll]

ok i guess i will pay 7 mil

[stark torrent]

He did it

[compact knoll]

i am broke

[next temple]

2.3 mil is not broke

you can get like 5 good kits at the minimum

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-wrap-jotunheim-ending-gif-18709345

[compact knoll]

i had 10 mil this morning

[fast garden]

thats broke man

5 deaths away from poverty

lmao

the contractors music keeps getting louder

i can barely hear shit

[compact knoll]

iedy gave me red rebel from partisan

https://tenor.com/view/ziarastar-gif-13773355496627869824

thank you birbman

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-hug-senator-armstrong-senator-armstrong-hugging-senator-armstrong-wholesome-hug-armstrong-hug-gif-25514978

[fathom verge]

A month into wipe 2.3 mill is 100% broke

But, presumably the stash value is high

[compact knoll]

i had to pay 7kk for mentor

my stash is 50m

[fathom verge]

50,000 euros ain’t cheap

[soft coral]

@fast garden

WE DID IT

[fast garden]

why did you not shoot him lmaOOO

[stark torrent]

bullshit quest finished

[fast garden]

bullshit>

ah

lmao

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

now I have to do that as well

YEY

[fast garden]

did he somehow not kill you

[soft coral]

we dont know how

[stark torrent]

nope , he shot me 2 times in teh back and ran away

[soft coral]

he had all of dorms tripwired

it was like walking in bosnia

[fast garden]

yeah whereever he spawns, like 20 tripmines will just be around the are

[soft coral]

Giga geared

we still die by a dude in a bush

[fast garden]

close

[soft coral]

God bless

[stark torrent]

AGAIN

AND HE HAD RR AGAIN

AHAHHAHAHA

[fast garden]

wheres birdeye...

[soft coral]

Idk

[fast garden]

great

he was exactly where i guessed he was

which means i had zero chance of killing him

he likes to go hide in the rafters of the new building where that new ref task is

[stark torrent]

SCAV GOES VONONO HUI

I DIE INSTANTLY

INSANE GAMEPLAY

[soft coral]

@fast garden we enter the building glued to the spot where you stash dvl
guy with ushanka infront of me domes me and hits me in the helmet
I kill him throught he wall

@fast garden

I can play teh game now

[fast garden]

short barrel..?

[soft coral]

don't have long dick unlocked

[fast garden]

fair nuff

[stark torrent]

flea?

[fast garden]

SBIh bosses and insomnia

and like terragroup employee

maybe another random ass easy task

test 6 took 2 raids

killed a shit ton of pmcs

killed the goons

no reshala obviously because i actually need him

i love LOADING BUG LEAVING RAID

SO MUCH

YES PLEASE I LOVE TO ALTF4

[soft coral]

@fast garden

god bless him

[stark torrent]

Artyom : Runs into LE FOU DU BUS

LE FOU DU BUS : Has Altyn

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

bro was munching

[soft coral]

He took that to the chin

to the chest

arms

he took all of it , the whole lot

[stark torrent]

bro was Chad Tarkov

[soft coral]

we found him

[fast garden]

do yall toggle aim or hold aim

[soft coral]

hold

I may be bad at tarkov cuz I'm rusty

but I"m not stupid

@fast garden

[fast garden]

i play toggle

[soft coral]

do not ever speak to me or my kids again

[fast garden]

i ,ike it

[soft coral]

so

[soft coral]

we spawn atthe antenna on the hill right , we run 5 meters look on the road 2 pmcs we shoot them then we retreat AND THEN THIS fucking elephant

all within the span of less than 5 mins

I love customs

[fast garden]

a certified classic

[stark torrent]

We are done

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-gif-25864036

[soft coral]

where?

idk if its me and my autism

but I always like to sit in the gun menu modding for like 30 mins

just experimenting with combinations

I might be undiagnosed

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1332765557904244757/image.png?ex=67967226&is=679520a6&hm=c0b94c2435b9236e9f04936dedc47f6139bcd0d877bfbd9cf37941ce6eb6a4ce&

[little flame]

i love arena teammates

[hallow stream]

C:\Users\Alexa\OneDrive\Documents\EscapeFromTarkov\Arena\Screenshots

[fast garden]

outed

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

skreet scav so fun

vacuum mode

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPg7loiC84Y @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll

[fast garden]

uh oh

[soft coral]

I knwe I wasn't going crazy

[fast garden]

the guy i killed friended me

[soft coral]

I KNEW

I WASN"T GOING INSANE

it legit felt like 80% of the time ammo didn't work or pen shit

[fast garden]

yeah this has like

been a thing

[little flame]

these teammates arent real

this guy repeaks while ads reloading

when he knows theres a guy there

he shot a whole mag into a wall

[little flame]

mparts vacuum

arena isnt a real game

[compact knoll]

7 minutes left without a stomach

[little flame]

sad

[compact knoll]

yeah sure didnt want to extract anyawy

[fast garden]

i got a random ass server disconnect the other day too

[little flame]

fun times

[fast garden]

like, ping fine, server ping fine, internet fine

[little flame]

love being dced

[fast garden]

friends fine too

[little flame]

yikes

yea

[fast garden]

like thanks nikita

[little flame]

manually booted you off the game

[fast garden]

someone help this guy

i killed him on streets as a scav with an sr35

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden

case in point

[soft coral]

5 more hours for biboin farm

[soft coral]

Why does it never record your mic

please make it record the mic its better with the reactions screaming "BAGAS MI PULA"

[stark torrent]

it did , i wasnt saying anything

i was speechless

[soft coral]

damn

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll

[soft coral]

YOU CUT ME OFF

from the vid

not nice

[stark torrent]

recording stopped there

[soft coral]

ah

god bless

For the better tbh I said some nice things

[stark torrent]

his mom on a cactus

[fast garden]

fence 4

had

9

[fast garden]

da hell

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

i have so many of these fucking things

[willow canyon]

[pallid bolt]

afghanistan loadout

[stark torrent]

[willow canyon]

money

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

its not millions anymore i dont think

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

Chad with a Bastion Plate

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

NO WAY

[stark torrent]

classic cheater

he wont loot cause he is afraid he will get tracked by BSG advanced anticheat

[soft coral]

tbh I did die on inter to a mp7 with a raid bag

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

1400 euro golf 4 is basically brand new

[soft coral]

lets goooo

lET SGOO

Thank you so much bagas mi pula astasi maine

omw to charge my tank BRB

[stark torrent]

one of the later btr quests actually has you carry a tank bat to him

YEAH RIGHT

end yourself

[soft coral]

never happening

he can find one in a crate himself on the convoy or something

ok time to collect more 15 fans

YAY

[stark torrent]

this is how depression looks like

[soft coral]

we're close to max traders so

at that point its just doing random shitty quests and getting passive income from biboin farm

or just playing woods all day

because I do not care

[stark torrent]

Go streets

teleport everywhere

dogshit game and map

[soft coral]

yay

practical skills

of those ones only weapon maintenance , crafting and hideout managementis good

the rest who cares about

packing mags barely increases and surgery is just as slow anyway

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

Those 3 grandpas is us

[soft coral]

go woods
spawn with fucking chek15

[ancient marsh]

today

[soft coral]

Nais

Funny how I got skier 4 before the rest

WHAT IS THIS

4.50 fence rep btw

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

fixed all issues with scavving

[soft coral]

ok i found a backpack

[soft coral]

nah I'm pretty sure thats your ruski internet at that point

[ancient marsh]

i was going on NA

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

was ivan in this raid? some retard just dumps the gear on dead bodies

[soft coral]

@stark torrent one of the worst raids on woods and I still make money

god bless this fucking map

[ancient marsh]

which fucking incel looted the ENTIRE shoreline village

no family

[soft coral]

your cousin probably

[ancient marsh]

idk who comes up with these prices

remember when these were 25k?

[soft coral]

hoses going around for 300k

god bless

instead of upgrading my stash I go woods loot 10 toolboxes and make a million

[nocturne turret]

tarkov keeps throwing me out the raid saying "failed to find a raid"

whilst ive been in the raid for 10 mins

why this game so TRASH!!!

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/jzd1NQxSK46zRzfRM?invite=cr-MSxPdkwsOTQ3MjI3Miw

[soft coral]

Lol

had that happen a couple times

[nocturne turret]

and then it just kills me

this game is so buns 💔

[brittle sinew]

I been asking myself that for 6 years atp

And before that it was siege instead

And some day it will probably be war thunder

[nocturne turret]

siege also makes me angry and evil

[brittle sinew]

New siege is so cheeks, glad I'm not playing it anymore

Same with tark

[soft coral]

and I'm back where I started

Either you quit being a newbie
or reinstall and watchourself become the chad

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[soft coral]

yeah

at least we have fun

[brittle sinew]

I know you are lying

[stark torrent]

When i flip ammo for 20k profit on Flea

[brittle sinew]

Man I remember flipping kite gunpowder in like 2022

Should've just done stash runs instead lol

[soft coral]

?

Running woods is not an issue

most chill map

I got killed by a pmc exiting and going towards emercom from the back

I was next to the container camp with the yellow bus

WHERE WAS HE

10 MINUTES LEFT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

there are no pmcs left bro please extract

[little flame]

fr

love woods

[hallow stream]

I also heard league of legends players saying this

[soft coral]

I mean

by fun I dont mean the actual game

I mean sitting in vc while playing the game

and talking random shit

[hallow stream]

That's fun with legit any game tbh

Ngl i might restart my tark account and just play live again

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hop on

10 minutes left

in raid

on woods

he is sitting inside scav bunker

God.

I sincerely hope his family gets cancer

unbelievable fatherless behavior

I gotta go do tarkov shooter 3 :(

Second most hated quest after chumming

bro

got rushed by 2 kids doing nade kjills

they go

"let it happen"

EXTREME fatherless behavior

LOOK AT THEM BRO

2 cocksucking boyfriends

doing nade kills

you have to gear up this much?

for nade kills?

my god

1/3 25 meter kills ez

I hope this kids mother gets cancer though

they both dont deserve to live

being this much of a pussy for 1 nade kill

[brittle sinew]

And you said you had fun

[soft coral]

in the vc

I'm doing thekills alone

and I get idiots like this

I mean

not my problem their family didn't love them

so they have to boost their ego

"just let me get the kill mate let it happen"

no kys I'm fighting you cocksucking duo boyfriends

flop isn't as gey as those 2 guys

[brittle sinew]

Brother is seething

Seething with rage

[soft coral]

its ok

1/3

Progress

[brittle sinew]

I've only done that quest like 2-3 times

I cba

[soft coral]

its by far the most infuriating quest to do without .366 APM

[brittle sinew]

Exactly

[soft coral]

BECAUASE NOW YOU CANT BUY IT ON FLEA

[brittle sinew]

It sucks to do

[soft coral]

AND CRAFT IT

THANKS

[brittle sinew]

Wtf

Cant even craft??

[soft coral]

No

you unlock the craft after this quest :D

this was a trio btw

I killed one

they were all dressed with zabralos

family explode

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden https://fxtwitter.com/xTerotex/status/1882964413143191577

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

STOP LETTING GO OF YOUR BALLOONS IN BLACK ROOM

https://tenor.com/view/balloon-flying-balloon-all-over-the-place-ballon-gif-21481591

[soft coral]

Time to be stuck on tarkov shooter 3 all day

and now since I'm doing this

all I will meet is hk416 zabralo chads

Please god allah horus whoever just let me get naked timmies doing the same quest

died insta

shot the guy in the face

bounced off

gg

I dont understand this game

ammo legit dont work broi

WHERES MY HEADSHOT GAME

yeah nvm

ain't killing that fatherless human

I hope his mother gets cancer and dies in a car crash

sincerely hoping

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1332344422863601704/image0.gif

@soft coral

[soft coral]

you can enjoy the seethe

there will be more of it

dw

[ancient marsh]

ivan holding off on factory quests whole wipe

now its end of wipe

and he's suffering

[soft coral]

its legit

a month and a half

wdym end of wipe are you brain damaged?

tbh you are

[ancient marsh]

?

tell me how im wrong

wut?

[soft coral]

its legit been

a month and a half

[ancient marsh]

so?

[soft coral]

not my problem people are lv50 no lifers

[ancient marsh]

do you think the time matters?

or how fast ppl progress

[soft coral]

that doesn't make it end of wipe

end of wipe

is like 5/6 months

wipe legit started and guy goes eeugh its end of wipe

no bro

people progress fast

thats entirely different

[ancient marsh]

yes it does

mid wipe would have been like 2 weeks ago

[soft coral]

how fast people progress does not detirmine the state of wipe

if its early mid or late

[ancient marsh]

how tf does it not? are you retarded?

[soft coral]

if 10 streamers progress in 5 days and get lv 60

[ancient marsh]

if everyone is lvl 50 on day 3

is it still early wipe?

[soft coral]

does that make it end of wipe?

no

the wipe timer itself just started

its been a month and a little bit bro

[ancient marsh]

...you have to be trolling

[soft coral]

I'm not

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1332344422863601704/image0.gif

[soft coral]

youre just dumb

[ancient marsh]

no you're just fucking dumb

[soft coral]

you too are

[ancient marsh]

you actually have to be retarded that "end of wipe" means physical end of wipe and not the progression of players in it

[soft coral]

Family explode and all that ❤️

[ancient marsh]

like i think it's terminal

the tumors reached your brain

@soft coral tac-30 or valday

im sniping on wood

[soft coral]

Neither

bravo 4

and a FF burris

[ancient marsh]

bro

i said im sniping

not donating gear

[soft coral]

you can snipe with bravo

it has 4x

exactly the same as tac 30

:)

its a good scope learn to use it

[ancient marsh]

learn to play

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1332344422863601704/image0.gif

man im hungry

i should go buy ramen

[soft coral]

if you want a 1x to 6x then yes go valday

[ancient marsh]

i just went with vudu

[soft coral]

but on woods you dont need 6x

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

asks
I give him my opinion on which one he should go for
goes for something else

classic

[ancient marsh]

not my screenshot

but insane message

[soft coral]

I should go NA maybe

thats where all the lv 10 timmies are

God bless the fact they removed .366 APM

THANK YOU SO MUCH

I never wanted to do quests anyways

DIED AGAIN

another zabralo guy

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH

NO WAY MAN

NO WAY

this is incredible

the fatherless kids

are OFF THE CHARTS

every single one

god bless man

we are not completing this quest today its 15:12

fuck yes

I love tarkov shooter 3

best quest in the whole game

died

by a pp19 kid

naked

shot him 2 times

gg

I love doing this quest SO MUCH

MAN

ITS SO FUNNNN

9x19 pst

I have condors

and a lv3

faceshield

bro

HOW!?

if I dont die by the lv 300 chad who sprints around the map at 300 kms

it will be from a timmy like this

[ancient marsh]

BRO

camping woods sawmill

0 people

0 shots around the map

[soft coral]

classic woods raid

ppeople on woods dont fight

they loot

you should know this by now

unless shturman is in the raid

otherwise nobody will shoot anything

still 1/3 :)

I've been on 6 raids now

either people dont die

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[soft coral]

or I get insta tapped

omg this is so fun :)

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral lets go sniping when u finish tarkov hunter 3

shooter

[soft coral]

so ,

this will take me all day pretty much

I'm using only a mosin dued

[fast garden]

shooter 3 is my favorite skill issue quest

[ancient marsh]

well

it's like 50/50 skill issue

[fast garden]

back when the mosin and LPS were level one prap

[ancient marsh]

i did it rly quickly

but

if you do it late wipe like ivan

u get rolled consistently

[ancient marsh]

aww mate

[fast garden]

thats just what people did

24/7

[soft coral]

its pure rng

wether or not you get a timmy

or guys like the one in the screenshots

[ancient marsh]

i think that was the meta in viewbotgawr's most popular guide

[soft coral]

zabralo lv 5 faceshield

[ancient marsh]

speedrun to max traders

[soft coral]

the fk am I supposed to do

[fast garden]

or you could just shoot them in the head with mosin since all pictures you have sent have been lvl 4 head proc

the zabralo guy had a kiver on doing the eod quest mane

[ancient marsh]

killed one like that with a vpo

throated

[fast garden]

break his skull with a rock

[soft coral]

with the way they move

no way I hit a headshot

[ancient marsh]

btw the throat change wouldn't have saved that guy either

[soft coral]

plus the desync

[ancient marsh]

cause AP-M one shots

thru lvl 3

[fast garden]

oh shit thats another ammo i forgot would do that

[stark torrent]

Yeah i did it with gorny and apm

[soft coral]

too bad can't craft it

I'd have to scav for 300 raids

and hope to find the boxes

and then pray I dont lose it in raid

:)))))))))))))))))))

[fast garden]

theres ammo everywhere man

this is all fir

as an example

this is ammo i havent bought at all

lighthouse woods and reserve have ammo everywhere, even all the other maps have awesome fucking spawns

i scav streets, loot every filing cabinet until i get an MVD key

then hit MVD and leave with like 3-8 good boxes of ammo

MAI ap, 995, lauper ap, apm etc

theres ways to guarantee

besides, you dont have any BT/SNB/BS? for mosin?

i never use the mosin for shooter 3 tbf since it takes so long to chamber another round, and its loud as hell when you do

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/antD7oRyr-E?si=Lh9RQAk7kY_m_i3a

[fast garden]

thug it out with pko6 gornasty eko and at least you get a high ergo gun and a real sight

[soft coral]

ngl I might do that tbh

mosin is too shit for this

[ancient marsh]

fuel

[hallow stream]

Ivans having fun doe

[soft coral]

Bro missed the part where I said we have fun in the vc

mongoloid illiterate fuck

[ancient marsh]

man

you know what tarkov needs?

more modded gun spawns

and AI having diff plates

[hallow stream]

ur mad ur mad

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1332344422863601704/image0.gif

[hallow stream]

I want the AI to not be stupid

[soft coral]

I got birdeye and the scav aggroed

ok?

[hallow stream]

Like loadout wise

This dude was using a ak

[soft coral]

yes ofc that makes sense

[hallow stream]

While having only saiga magazines in his inventory

[vivid dawn]

You know what Tarkov really needs ? Quality controll

[hallow stream]

And he reloaded like 4 times

It makes no fucking sense

Bsg just sucks

[hallow stream]

Tbh

Official mod support would fix this game

[fathom verge]

If the AI had its cheats taken away theyd be too easy tbh

[hallow stream]

Cause the modders know the god damn code for tarkov better than the actual bsg devs

[fathom verge]

they need to make their AI not retarded, then they can take away their hitscan and infinite ammo

[vivid dawn]

If that includes a mod made anti cheat

[hallow stream]

Wrong

[fathom verge]

[hallow stream]

The people who made AI mods for spt have fixed ai completely

I mean just copy their code

Not like nikita is not guilty of copying mod features into the game

And making them worse

[vivid dawn]

The point is that the need to look at you before they shoot you instead of 360 no scoping you xD thats all they need to do

And give them actual recoil and remove the laser accuracy

[hallow stream]

I've had ai shoot thru walls at me

[fathom verge]

I was referring to their infinite ammo because all AI have hidden pockets

[hallow stream]

And hit me with bullets that shouldn't penetrate

[vivid dawn]

its called ass cheeks

[hallow stream]

Like those metal sheets at gz that are prompted up

[fathom verge]

So true, theyre pulling it out of their brown secure container

[hallow stream]

A ai was shooting me with a tt that cant even pen lvl 1 armor properly

Thru a fucking metal sheet

Game so shit

[hallow stream]

Scav when they have a sks:

Biggest bullshit ai ever they just act like they have the 35 magazine loaded 24/7 and spray you until they run out of ammo

[soft coral]

not a single box of apm

nice

[hallow stream]

best ai ever

[soft coral]

God bless

[vivid dawn]

make your own

[hallow stream]

Someones dead grandma can probably code better ai than whoever did it at fucking bsg

[soft coral]

can't

[vivid dawn]

[ancient marsh]

quest that makes em is the one that needs em the most

tarkov shooter 3

[hallow stream]

Bsg knows what they were doing with that one

[soft coral]

and its removed from mechanic 4

because ofc

[vivid dawn]

Awww shit

[hallow stream]

Some idiot would argue that thats fair

Cause muhhh hardcore game

[soft coral]

366 is on like

2 guns

its not gonna change the economy

God bless

not a single fucking box

it was birdeye omg

[fathom verge]

So you looted him right?

[soft coral]

idc about the loot he has

[fathom verge]

maybe hed have had some ammo

[soft coral]

not really

[fathom verge]

youd not know

cause you didn't check

[soft coral]

I do know

[fathom verge]

proof?

[soft coral]

they dont spawn with that ammo

theyre usecs

ok lets go

I found some apm in an ammo box

like 65 rounds

considering I need like 1/2 shots per guy

[fast garden]

should be enough

[soft coral]

I hope it will be enough

I mean

SHOULD is a very subjective word here

technically it is

but in reality 100 rounds might not be enough

i'm 1/3 so 2 more needed thankfully

if I get 1 more , just 1 more the last guy should be no problem

[fast garden]

if i were you id be wearing a face shield

[soft coral]

I might get one next raid

[fast garden]

tor-2 and fs to stop the PST gamers

[soft coral]

pray to jesus thee that I get 1 more

so its 2/3

died instantly

?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-falling-flying-kiss-heisenberg-gif-25238256

[soft coral]

????

@fast garden

what?

????????

I DIED FROM AIR BRO

like

what?

[fast garden]

how the fuck

[soft coral]

WHAT?!

[fast garden]

did someone get into rafters that fast

[soft coral]

WHAT KILELD ME

where?

what?

who?

how?

[fast garden]

it had to have been skybridge

[fathom verge]

Shot from above looks like

[soft coral]

hmm

ok but

there is no spawn in the middle

[fathom verge]

Theres a spawn in the stairway outside the med room

[fast garden]

you can spawn under the stairs in the wood floor room

[soft coral]

oh

[fathom verge]

if you ran up and right along, youd probably be in the right space

[soft coral]

thats how

I didn't even see him get up on sky bridge bro

[fast garden]

thats bullshit though

[soft coral]

nice audio

[fast garden]

thats so bullshit LMAO NEVER HAS THAT HAPPENED TO ME

[soft coral]

you said the ammo will be enough

[soft coral]

ye right

[fast garden]

i was wrong

[soft coral]

this is what I have to play against

I love EU

everyone plays like their life is on the line man

I'm going NA

[fast garden]

thats honestly impressive

[fast garden]

weekend NA so half the people will be naked with a shotgun

[soft coral]

I'm done

I'm going na

I do not care

[fast garden]

its a little early in morn so small wait prob

[soft coral]

get 5 of your buddies and go night factory

[fast garden]

im the only freak up this early

[soft coral]

mann

[fast garden]

"early"

8am

[soft coral]

I dont want to resort to cheesing

but I might have to

I'm gonna lose my mind in about 10 raids

[fast garden]

i love fence 6 tab

oh wait

thats a hexgrid with class 4 plates

[fathom verge]

Frauded by fence

[soft coral]

which face shield? @fast garden

[fast garden]

rag 3 tor 2 with its maching fs

class 3 all round but that thing has saved my ass countless times

[soft coral]

?

[soft coral]

I LOVE HOW

I BUY THE ITEM

I TAB TO EXIT THE MENU

AND THE ITEM DOESN"T BUY

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

YES THANKS

[soft coral]

would I be able to get help from your friends?

I really do not have the patience to do this all day

silent caliber setup chumming those are whatever

but this is mentally draining

[fast garden]

i can queue snipe if you really need lmao

[soft coral]

would be easier with more people

at least 2/3

even if we queue the same server we might not get the same raid I think

[fast garden]

its early enough where i think we would

[soft coral]

ok

we can try

I'm on NA

only 1 server selected

I think it was north east

[fast garden]

switching rn

[soft coral]

Thanks

go in the vc

[compact knoll]

Spotted in the wild

[soft coral]

love how everyone goes like "yeah man thats simply bug"

surely it is

[fathom verge]

It’s not a new one either

I can vaguely recall something similar happening two wipes ago

Old cheats always coming back

[fathom verge]

takes 9 seconds to go from that spawn to the bridge, so yeah, makes perfect sense

[soft coral]

2/3

I'm framing htis

[compact knoll]

Wait when did you play with thee

[soft coral]

we don't talk about that

[stark torrent]

[fathom verge]

[soft coral]

God bless thee for helping me

I dont have the sanity to do this normally

[fathom verge]

How long to sit here and watch this fuck's body before its safe to assume his DUo ran off

[compact knoll]

20 minutes min

[fathom verge]

I think he ran off and took the V-ex, which, since this is raid start, lol

But i will wait

He was doing the same quest as me, Paca and AK-74U

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent Done with tarky shooter 3 I could kiss thee for helping me

we wont lose our minds

[vivid dawn]

Ivans kiss comes with a slight smell of Nikitas feet

[fathom verge]

What... is homeboy doing?

Average lifespan 46 minutes? 2000 hours online but onlt 175 raids?

[fast garden]

hours dont wipe with wipes dude

[fathom verge]

I see

[soft coral]

NA servers are something else

[hallow stream]

almost a perfect scav cosplay

shooting him with gun that does not work

9/10

[soft coral]

cold blodded done

I love cheesing quests mashallah

[fast garden]

i love kd dropping

[soft coral]

Ay listen ill drop kd for u too for your flashbang kills

[fast garden]

the ks23 is already loaded

[soft coral]

u need 1 or 2?

[fast garden]

2 but honestly with the people we have seen on factory i could probably do it legit

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

@soft coral you are a bad influence on me

[soft coral]

i dont mind getting flashed

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/tagilla-eft-scav-escape-from-tarkov-boss-gif-14273251023060512706

[soft coral]

you know what i meant

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1332905464102522910/image.png?ex=6796f472&is=6795a2f2&hm=460e4732bbed8e6e3a5c482975fe5657b6d9e9d732b6fd0fca953ba3b6b6fc51&

[fathom verge]

Bro got a helmet two sizes too big

[stark torrent]

Gluchad

[ancient marsh]

got cheated on after somehow weaving around 2 players in cqc with a bolt action

insta headshot through bushes, i only saw his leg, he never saw me clearly, only heard me

insta prefire

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-dark-helmet-spaceballs-what-did-you-say-huh-gif-24854443

[ancient marsh]

ANOTHER RAGE HACKER

I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILIES FUCKING DIE

LIKE

@soft coral

i have held back so many slurs i had to delete my message like 3 times

could have killed him if i wasn't shit

shooting me through like 70 trees with PRS

i kept running away through foliage and fucking straight up mountains

like

i hope his family dies in front of him and he watches

simple as

[soft coral]

ok ivan calm down with the spam

[stark torrent]

19 kd the guy is simply a fisherman in his spare time

[soft coral]

wife and 4 kids with autism gets 2 hours to play

[ancient marsh]

holy FUCK

MCX is insanely low recoil

crouching last target on lvl 3 range all shots on target

[fast garden]

it and velo is goated

[ancient marsh]

velo?

[fast garden]

cbj is 55a1 but from trader and actually does damage

new ak

[ancient marsh]

oh

[fast garden]

velociraptor

[ancient marsh]

who cares about that one

[fast garden]

its my new favorite

cracked ergo, dont need to mod it beyond a sight, cheap as fuck

[fathom verge]

I got like 5 free from the Christmas crafts but ive got so many weapons lying around that ive never had the change to use em

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden wait

did you carry

a tank battery

to a BTR?

for the quest before the velociraptor?

[fast garden]

yeah

what about it

[ancient marsh]

illness

wait does every single item for the BTR trader need to be handed in to him directly?

@fast garden does btr rep do anything?

[stark torrent]

no

[ancient marsh]

not even like increased slots or discounts

classic

[fast garden]

scav rep infulences the discount and slots

[stark torrent]

probably in 2 wipe sthey will add that

[fast garden]

doesnt do anything just like lightkeeper rep

[fast garden]

yes

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

bro...

[stark torrent]

and yes, you cant drop your bag with the tank bat as thee told us

[ancient marsh]

what did u even do for that

[stark torrent]

so if u run into players you are fucked

lmao

[ancient marsh]

play woods and camp at the stops?

[stark torrent]

go streets at night and camp the stops there

[ancient marsh]

wait wHAT?????????

[fast garden]

streets is prob better but i did it with swift one at night time and used a mule

[ancient marsh]

WHY NOT

[stark torrent]

yeah if u drop the tank bat it destroys the bag

[fast garden]

cant drop tank bat in raid

kek

[stark torrent]

the rmt bullshit

xD

[ancient marsh]

NAAAAAAAW

THAT HAS TO BE A BUG

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

wdym i cant drop my friend a 40kg 200k gift

communism

[ancient marsh]

wdym "with swift one"

[fast garden]

no armor woods kills

i just went

with nothing but gun and headset

[ancient marsh]

like the mathematically worst RMT item

unironically

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

and bag

[ancient marsh]

fucking rmt'ing tank batteries

[fast garden]

gave him tank battery and then looted the camp and exfilled

[ancient marsh]

imagine how loud you were still

[fast garden]

STOMP STOMP

doesnt matter in woods

[ancient marsh]

plap plap

[ancient marsh]

yeah you get fucking cheated on

[fast garden]

you see people or get seen before you hear them

[ancient marsh]

is it cause it's weekend?

[fast garden]

wdym?

[stark torrent]

its even worse @ancient marsh if you move for example and you run into a two man , you want to drop ur bag, you will get the pop up message in teh mdidle of the screen and obviously your pmc stops

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden cheaters don't have kindergarten

[stark torrent]

so you basically give a free kill

[ancient marsh]

on weekend

[stark torrent]

ez

[fast garden]

BROROOOOO

PLS

NIKITA

[ancient marsh]

?

[fast garden]

they are in

NA east btw

im stuck

[fathom verge]

Sentenced to 5 seconds on reserve to mark BTR wheels

(1000 player scavs will appear)

[compact knoll]

when are we getting sling stocks

[ancient marsh]

wtf is a sling stock

[hallow stream]

sugar monopoly

[ancient marsh]

...but why

this seems

suboptimal

also a great way to bumpfire i guess?

[compact knoll]

better recoil