#💣tarkov-released

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soft coral
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EVERY SINGLE PLACE IS LOOTED

fast garden
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ai scavs looting is the funniest nerf to pscaving ever

ancient marsh
soft coral
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its eitehr a bug or the scavs loot everything and the loot dissappears

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and it doesn't get put in their bags

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I"M LOSING IT

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HOW MAN

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HOW

fast garden
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4 min of waiting for players on streets

soft coral
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WHERE IS THE LOOT

fast garden
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its a cheater 100%

soft coral
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I dont know what is happening bro

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legit

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I cannot find one drain cleaner

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or toothpaste

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theres no way

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people loot those

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NO WAY

soft coral
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I've looked everywhere

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either containers are empty

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or they dont have the toothpaste

ancient marsh
soft coral
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I'm not crying I'm fucking confused

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flabergasted

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dumbfounded

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@ancient marsh you're too confident shoreline has the toothpastes

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and d cleaners

ancient marsh
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ok lil bro

soft coral
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nah fr

ancient marsh
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tigz talking about how good private servers would be on tarkov

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like

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i think it would kill the game

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he uses examples such as dayz rust and ark

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but all those games have the map running 24/7

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don't have the stash mechanic

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don't have scavving

soft coral
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pve

ancient marsh
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they just have the map open and people join and play when they want to

winged mica
ancient marsh
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with private servers you would need to have enough people to comfortably have enough people queueing the same map as you to have good queue time

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like, tarkov is instance based, not like dayz or ark

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you would just fracture the community so much you wouldn't be able to play

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imagine scavving with low player counts

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with no raid being open

soft coral
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bruh I'm still on spa tour 1

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I fucking hate shoreline

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not to mention theres like 10 spa tour quests

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and then cargo x

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omg.........

fast garden
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same with flea only on weekends etc

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clipped

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soft coral
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you only need prapor lv 4 and pp ammo

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and maybe mechanic for rd

little flame
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little flame
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one of these nerds died to parmezan tho

ancient marsh
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sort your stash peepostarechamp2

little flame
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still got so many random keys from when filing cabinets were goated on reserve

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got 2 banger health resort keys

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idk if i sell or just loot em

soft coral
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brother hasn't heard of a key tool bless him

ancient marsh
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god bless

little flame
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theres so much garbage

ancient marsh
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and u sort NONE OF ITR

little flame
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i dont sort my stash bruh

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why did they shut down servers earlier?

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fast garden
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the same reason they always do

little flame
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true that

fast garden
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they died

little flame
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nikita wanted too

ancient marsh
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this is a man

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little flame
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please don't fix people airfrying my cpu nikita

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met a 5 man earlier extract camping in scav house for some reason

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funniest raid ive had in so long

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bro why was this guy carrying 2 vectors around

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bro whiffed so bad thats wild

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oh found in raid duh

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hwat a weirdo

soft coral
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very funny game

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VERY FUNNY

little flame
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stankin as

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ass

soft coral
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he doesn't know

little flame
soft coral
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ofc when I reroll

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I get 2 of them right away

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this game is legit sentient I'm telling you

little flame
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LMAo

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it be like that

soft coral
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Never doing weeklies again

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fk this game

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continues to play it

hallow stream
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bro I go to the room that gave me the most shit

fast garden
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sthurman spawns

hallow stream
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before this dog ass change that makes weapon boxes empty

fast garden
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i heard like 20 loud m700 shots

hallow stream
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and all the FUCKING WEAPON BOXES

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ARE EMPTY

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THIS SHITS FIRE

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KILL NIKITA

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KILL THIS MAN

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LIKE GOD DAMN

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im gonna start violently convulsing whenever my dude opens a weapon box and I don't see the looting UI

fast garden
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only places thats a thing on is like lighthouse and gz

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and a few random boxes on random maps

soft coral
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I'm telling you man

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idc if its a tinfoil hat theory

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but loot just disappears from maps

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either its scavs or it doesn't spawn

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fast garden
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whosever idea it was to make it so you have to re accept tark shooter needs to die

soft coral
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omw to get 2 shotgun kills hopefully so we can start the 300 shoreline quest chain

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and get peacekeeper 4

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I said fk it and went to do setup as soon as I could so I can get it outta the way @fast garden

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great decision

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fk that quest GigaKek

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I SPAWN

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And see 2 people

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Best spawn ever

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ancient marsh
soft coral
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not from my side

fast garden
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maybe doing swift one and tark shooter 8 is dumb

ancient marsh
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only threat with swift one is scavs

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pmcs will eat u no matter what armor

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esp if urs bolting

fast garden
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yeah ive just gotten fucked off spawns by shotgun scavs a lot

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spawn usec

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walk 10ft

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saiga 12 scav in the open

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gg

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wasnt as much of an issue before this wipes scavs happened

soft coral
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zero scavs when I need them

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thanks

fast garden
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75 meter req btw

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stark torrent
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i know that shore

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i have been there

soft coral
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I KNEW IT

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@fast garden

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GYPSIES

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ok I did it

fast garden
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turn the fucking snow off nikita

soft coral
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wait so

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if I place a marker

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and then place a second one right after

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it counts for both?

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ok spa tour 2 time

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3btg sj6 time

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my hatred and absolute disgust for shoreline quest is immeasurable and my day is ruined because I have to play this map

fast garden
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snow for like 7 min

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get off mountain

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snow stops?

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go back up

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starts snowing again

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??????? fuck you nikita

soft coral
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I have to mark road to resort and heli

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I'm so gonna die

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unless I get a goated spawn mark it and instantly leave

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which never happens on 1st raid

fast garden
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rip old scav bunker spawn

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LET ME OUT

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cant wait for invalid raid

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2 kills gones

soft coral
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ok i did it

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I spawned just outside path to lightouse I ran straight to resort , marked it and ran to path to customs
I was between pig farm and the antena and there were 40 mins left @fast garden

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MAN I LOVE STIMS

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WOOOOOOOOO

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NYOMMMMMMMMM

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I was fucking zooming

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lv7 stamina btw GigaKek

fast garden
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real

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sj6 + trimadol upon hearing of this

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i miss meldonin damage resistance

soft coral
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either trima or 3btg

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bro

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who the fk complains they can't do quests shit shit ez

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just pop two of these

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and youre in and out in 3 mins

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running at mach 5

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nobody can touch you

fast garden
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literally

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two stims cost as much as a lvl 1 trader kit

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and are better than a zabralo + altyn for getting shit done

soft coral
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nah bruh you need quest items or to mark shit

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just pop two of these

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and youre legit a fucking ghost

fast garden
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exactly

soft coral
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BLYA GENERATORS

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FUCK

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its over

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we actually have to go resort this time

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fast garden
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why does every dude using a sniper on woods also have an mp7

soft coral
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there was zero skill involved in this fight

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just looking through the CRT radiation tube

fast garden
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2x flir so like KekSkew

soft coral
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Like brother

fast garden
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where the fuck did that vector come from

soft coral
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gj though

fast garden
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bro you can retire those

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soft coral
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iedy reusing gear from 300 raids ago

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because nobody picks up gear this wipe

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maybe attachments but thats it

fast garden
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gear is heavier and worth less money than most loot

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scopes and supressors eh

soft coral
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instead of generators

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I'll do lighthouse

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you know why?

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I have to mark the bmps and get jeagers letter and therapists 300 things

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Ngl peacekeeper needs to have quests on other maps

fast garden
soft coral
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I dont mind his

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300000 mark this thing quests

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but

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spread them out bro

fast garden
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fuck

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alr

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lock in marines

soft coral
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I'm only lv 36 ;(

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we're getting there

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Considering I just came back to tarky

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we in this letsgooo

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@fast garden

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EEEE

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i was on LH

soft coral
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cmon mannnn

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one horsy and one book

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blya

stark torrent
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i died to a buckshot AI scav

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mortii matii

soft coral
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ngl deserved for using thermal

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jk

stark torrent
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i mean bro had a thermal he was still blind as fuck

fast garden
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tunnel vision

fast garden
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thats horrifying

stark torrent
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rarely ofc

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just like the hexgrid rogue

fast garden
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pbp uszi rouge was bad enough

soft coral
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+30 practical skills ngl would go so hard

fast garden
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library is huge

stark torrent
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thank you BSG

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luckily my friends were there so they looted and left , i had a shit ton of loot

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sad to have it go to waste

soft coral
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these are nice to level up

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especially the bottom 2

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:)

stark torrent
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another wipe where my STR will be much higher than end

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because everything makes u overweight

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Waiter Waiter , more 2kg helmets

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More 3kg bags

fast garden
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i love hideout xp

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id already have solar BUUUUT

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fucking mcables

soft coral
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3 tubes?

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we're never completing this

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we lost

fast garden
soft coral
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I PRAY TO JESUS

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I find one manual tomorrow

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and one chainlet

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the moment we get that we can level skills properly

stark torrent
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sausig bag

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1kg

fast garden
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i like the corndog but its big

soft coral
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funnily enough it gives practical exp boost which levels intellect which then levels charisma for ragman

fast garden
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mechanism is pretty damn large and also weighs right under 1kg, while also not being a massive turb on ur back

soft coral
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I will level my bartering skills by repairing weapons

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realistic

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light vests elite btw

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ngl

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I understand why skill levelign is so hard

stark torrent
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go look at heavy

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it makes u ricochet bullets

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on armor

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literally zabralo becomes power armor

soft coral
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WAIT WHAT

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you get one more extra task

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with elite charisma

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mfw prestige has this

stark torrent
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yeah but it's basically impossible to reach this level

soft coral
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true

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even if you repair weapons all day youre still not reaching it

stark torrent
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5% better prices at elite THANK YOU BSG

soft coral
stark torrent
soft coral
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Soon

fast garden
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bro thought i wouldnt notice

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fathom verge
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This is the perfect rifle

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fast garden
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THE TAC 30 IS ASS

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I CANNOT

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doing it like god intended

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fathom verge
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art...

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fast garden
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ass

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CCTV camera scope

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same quality of film to boot

fathom verge
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I don't think its so bad

fast garden
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aug integral is better

fathom verge
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Absolutely could be worse

brittle sinew
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That's an awesome sniper, all it needs is a bipod

fathom verge
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Why can't we get a Mosin foregrip

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this is bullshit

fast garden
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3/5

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again

soft coral
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yes yes tarkov channel !topic kys

fast garden
brittle sinew
fathom verge
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Turned down my post fx brightness and realised the fog on maps isn't meant to be Opaque]

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you can actually see through it with it down

soft coral
brittle sinew
fast garden
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i had a moment of clarity and took off the altyn in favor of a tor 2

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2 more kills

soft coral
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Green green what your problem green?

fast garden
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psycho in two factories

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rip zabralo m4 guy

rough sphinx
fast garden
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what the fuck

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why

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who gave him that

fast garden
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didnt loot either this guy or the mountain guy

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shooter born taste so good when you can run the gun you want

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BEHOLD

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THE GAME OF ALL TIME

fathom verge
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create balanced spawns?

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Nah

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Make half the spawns on half the maps 200 meters apart in almost direct sightlines

fast garden
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streets spawns

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are the worst shit imagineable

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the worst part

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he hadnt even loaded in yet

fast garden
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new name dropped

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pseudo storm
compact knoll
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I had a dream

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That tarkov had a big patch

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That was full of only optimisiations and bug fixed

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And when i played it, it had a lot of new bugs

stark torrent
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Until then, let me build a gun and have the game give a seizure , dissasemble my gun throughout my whole inventory then bug my inventory

soft coral
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ola amigo

stark torrent
soft coral
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65kg kekl

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I didnt find the other two and I dont wnat to

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ofc theres a pmc with 10 mins remaining shooting in front

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we're out

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Hideout progress so far

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ngl even with FIR

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its not that difficult to get the items if youre persistant

soft coral
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ye bro omw

soft coral
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Omw to get 5pmcs for peacekeeper

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jebem mu mamu

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inb4 1 tapped by 40 hour andy with TT

vivid dawn
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Your Friend Musk made public hes cheating in Tarkov

soft coral
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Folded 3 people

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2*

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lv47 doing flashbang shit

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Nice korund brother

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too bad I have flechettes

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bro had a lifted up maska

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soft coral
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saiga doesn't fuck around

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lv47 but he was so shit I expected him to be better

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@stark torrent my stormtrooper visor tanked an ap6.3

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imagine getting killed in raid by a saiga guy named schweaty bussy

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I'd uninstall

fathom verge
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Legged by someone with a Kedr and a Paca

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nothing comes back on insurance

soft coral
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bro how did i get 1 tappd

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by a rogue

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he wasn't on the machine gun

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he got off the machine gun and 1 tapped me

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what!?

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nvm its that bug where they fire 300 bullets in the span of 0.1 seconds

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thats still in the gamne

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died by tagilla

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gg

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apparently flechettes to his face

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do jack shit

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good to know ammo doesn't work on scavs this wipe

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I had korund

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what?

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Legit fk this game

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I guess he hit me in the legs but

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how did I die from thorax

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I guess magnums pen korund tier 5 just like that

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get shot twice die

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alright

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died again

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from nowhere

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factory is looking more and more cancer with every raid

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yes bro yes

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that 4.8 kd

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surely

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bro simply smelled me

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not doing this daily anymore

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complete aids

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go factory , spawn outside and you can barely get inside cuz cancer design and get impacted and nearly die

fathom verge
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Spawning outside is peak smh

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you climb up into the med room

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then either go up and watch the corridor out of offices, watch the area outside the pump room or look out the windows at med tent

soft coral
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I spawned on the other outside

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where you can enter into bathroom

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also idk if its me

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but

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are rare loot spawns on lighthouse removed?

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I've not seen a single rare spawn

fathom verge
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Ah, the Extract side. It can be alright if youre willing to camp the first floor safe

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but Very boring

soft coral
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even when the map is full of player scavs many people miss them

fathom verge
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more suited for rushing into offices for kills up there, but who knows who youll run into

soft coral
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ran into 2 impact loser kids outside bathroom on the right next to gate 0

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Wish them all the best

soft coral
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Yeah so lighthouse is bugged as well

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shit doesn't spawn

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@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

which-one-of-you-is-a-steve-v0-iuhb7zvg9wde1.webp
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and I"m all 3

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# soft coral

w123 crashes into a building

sir you gonna need new spark plugs and it's just as new

soft coral
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@stark torrent do I need to do both generators for spa tour in 1 raid?

stark torrent
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no

soft coral
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Ok nice

ancient marsh
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techlight

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soft coral
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go quick shoreline @ancient marsh

ancient marsh
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@soft coral im only doing interchange today

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rag still lvl 2

soft coral
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Cmon bruh

ancient marsh
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0 quests done

soft coral
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10 minutes in and out

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fk it

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hope I get one at least

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if I get two even better even if I die

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man I hate this quest

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ANYTHING in the resort is pure dread

ancient marsh
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@soft coral what are u even doing

soft coral
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generators and then the key

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for part 5

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to get closer to lv37 and get peacekeeper 4 and then gunsmith 20 or 21 and unlock the QDC

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pk4 will be huge

compact knoll
soft coral
soft coral
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Good luck to anyone trying to catch me

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I just pray to jesus I get a good spawn

soft coral
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I switched to europe south only

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to get an empty raid

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I'm not taking chances with how cancer the resort it

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spawn in , rush resort , 5 man with thermals and meta m4s already there

ancient marsh
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sure it gives .5 stam regen instead of 1, but it lasts 900 seconds

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instead of 200 or whatever on 3btg

soft coral
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died

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got the 2 generators

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killed a pmc

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and died while exiting the resort going to car

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because ofc theres a random dude in the middle of nowhere

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thanks cunt

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I hope your mother died of cancer and your entire fucking family

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FULL blatant

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XD

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what a guy

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I wish him all the best

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Funny thing is we both heard each other
bro peaks the ridge on the rocks behind resort and instantly unloads into me

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like audio is not that good my boy

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for you to be pinpointing like that

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and now because of this shit instead of 1 raid I will need 2

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omw to die agian probs

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@compact knoll @stark torrent @ancient marsh

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Thanks bozo

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I legit spawn

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outside village

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go on the back and see this guy in the first 2 mins

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WHAT DID HE DO!?

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I think he on top of path to lighthouse and killed someone instantly

stark torrent
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@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

If i insurance fraud all my gear and then i prestige

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....does my gear come back later?

compact knoll
fast garden
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It’s basically an account wipe

vivid dawn
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Would be hilarious

fast garden
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You get a little tab of items you can send over though

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I say little but it’s like an 8x3

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You can’t send over most cases and no ledx though. I think most everything else is fair game

stark torrent
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i guess send ammo or idk

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or money

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if u can

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otherwise idk

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remote fox
fast garden
fast garden
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1700 raids

stark torrent
ancient marsh
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@stark torrent @compact knoll

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ancient marsh
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wait

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is binaural audio gone?

fast garden
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As a setting yeah.

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New audio system

fast garden
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Like caught

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Holy shit

soft coral
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so no

soft coral
hallow stream
hallow stream
soft coral
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mashallah fk this game

lyric cairn
soft coral
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real and true

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now were back to do chumming and get the mutant after

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thats all im going for

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fuck everything else

ancient marsh
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some inbred freak camping emercom on interchange

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hope your mother comes back from the dead so i can fuck her to death again

soft coral
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calm down ivan

lyric cairn
ancient marsh
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positive vibes guys

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was a scav run so its ok

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didn't have anything important either

soft coral
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sending that guy lots of flowers and pipe bombs

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❤️

ancient marsh
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lots of love and anthrax

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❤️

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vx nerve agent in morning coffee

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💟

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@soft coral are yo ucoming interchange?

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you unlocked chumming no

soft coral
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i did

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but im at work

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chumming i wanna do on customs and woods first

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to stash the cancer

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inter last

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so i can combine it with pmc kills

stark torrent
ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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i met that single cell organism while i was on NA

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent the fuel depository widens

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BUSS

stark torrent
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The Jerry Assembly

ancient marsh
fast garden
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Opened a duffel and got a fuel, blue fuel, and dry fuel

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Fuelmaily

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent

fast garden
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kekl the fucking dry fuel

ancient marsh
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@soft coral

queue scav shoreline
30 mins left in raid
spawn road to customs
disconnect

stark torrent
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scav shoreline

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lmao deserved

ancient marsh
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no one fucking scavs that map

fast garden
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Scav shoreline is pretty good if you need like, generic ok tools

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It fills a niche

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2/5 mcables death

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Cultists brought me a COFDM and 1 mcable the other day I was so hype

stark torrent
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Go ground zero try and finish sbih

Kollontai

fast garden
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Packed up and shipped out

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Cooked by grenades or by an RPD?

stark torrent
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guard magdumped me with smg ammo and hit my head 5 times

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i spawned next to them

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window actually removes fog

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kekl bsg please remove weather effects you cant do them

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please

fast garden
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The fog is cool and good like, 1 in 100 times

stark torrent
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only when i run thermal

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thats it

fast garden
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Main reason I took so long to do Tark shooter and why I haven’t done sbih yet

stark torrent
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ok so i am gonna mald now

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i cant be the only one that noticed when u do certain mvoements , your controls lock in for a few seconds

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like prone or get up and you freeze in place

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you cant shoot you cant aim

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what the fuck is wrong with this shit game

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really now

fast garden
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God man I keep forgetting and then remembering i have to do test drive

fast garden
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Thankfully it’s only usually for a second or so

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The mantle one is tragic though

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I’ve actually died to that one

stark torrent
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just enough for the scav to buckshot you

fast garden
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Yea

stark torrent
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same i just died now , i proned, went up , my guy didnt aim in and shoot

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?????????

fast garden
stark torrent
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i just stared at the enemy dude that put a bullet in my eyeball

fast garden
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Shit game

stark torrent
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caught im gonna end it all

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InErTiA rEalISM

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like i've stopped malding a while ago but every now and then it happens to get angry at shit like this

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sigh

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kekl i threw a random nade outside while the guy was pushing me and i killed one of his low level buddies

fast garden
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Cross fired

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Rip bozo

stark torrent
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i threw it at their last location and the chad was probably

guys stay here imma go carry this

fast garden
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I have to be that guy a lot

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To the point where the “not timmies” peek in front of me so I let them

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And I let them die for it

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I had a really funny one where some guy I’m playing with charges in front of me (I’m playing DVL on streets with a vudu) and he takes the angle and FUCKING misses the guy at the front of the store and I had to shoot under his arms to kill the guy

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Didn’t even know they were there

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I call that I killed him and these two retards are still playing like there was a guy in a random corner

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I’m just walking around looting

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“Second and third floors clear”

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Meanwhile: “ooh a moonshine”

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tark shooter 8 not reseting after death is the biggest piece of bullshit in this shit game

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Literally camped a guy with the couch backpack until 4 minutes left, dude was still sitting in the terragroup offices killing scavs

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The moment he sat still it was time

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Transit bug still working btw , just altf4 after screen goes black

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Went reserve , killed 2 dudes off spawn , took their shit , went transit next o them

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@stark torrent get on

ancient marsh
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tigz did it at 0.4 left

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@fast garden

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kekl this you brother

fast garden
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I need to pin mazakast’s tag too tbh

stark torrent
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@soft coral ALOOOO

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still at work?

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ofc

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UK needs shitty wi-fi

ancient marsh
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planned fixes

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third time this shit appears

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fast garden
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Give now nikita

ancient marsh
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@fast garden what are good dead servers rn?

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i wanted to play on NA like 6 hours ago but was dead tired

soft coral
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SOMEHOW EVEN LESS LOOT ON THIS DOGSHIT MAP

soft coral
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Nahhhh das crazy

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I JUST WANT MY RD704 AND MUTANT MANNN

ancient marsh
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they are cheaper there even

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instead of 143

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instead of 102

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For like all of 3ish hours before the entire NA region gets off of work, central 100% and south “I think”

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ancient marsh
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Yeah rip

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The costal US servers are ALWAYS packed

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New SD barrel doesn’t influence gun size

ancient marsh
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over the short shotgun

fast garden
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That and a drum of quake maker

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I was kinda kicking cooldee’s ass in tarkov geogessr the other day

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I know interchange pretty well for the fact that I avoid the map so much

ancient marsh
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Fucking Nikitia

fast garden
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Pve friend says labs filing cabinet

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i think it has like a mega minuscule chance to spawn yeah

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in safes as well

fast garden
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I knew about safes on labs and lighthouse

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Not about cabinets

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I think the safe at the TG building on streets can spawn it too

soft coral
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i know a random table on lighthhousee can spawn it

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allegedly

fast garden
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bruh have u seen landmark justify elon musk's nazi salute

fast garden
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that cannot be good

soft coral
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ALLEGEDLY

fast garden
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fast garden
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I thought it was that

soft coral
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Like Elon looked like a complete tard doing that but there’s a REASON we don’t play around with that shit. Mark would have looked a lot better here if he just stuck to the “we aren’t talking about politics here” shit

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Literally say no comment or just say , yeah he looked as dumb as you would expect doing that shit , he should learn to behave better

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Cause Elon's Ego is so big he thinks he can do whatever he wants and ppl will praise him for it lol

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Fucking fried brain

fast garden
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Bros more Cooked than Twitter nikita

soft coral
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go out of office
freeze my balls off

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frostbite debuff

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blya

fast garden
soft coral
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:(

fast garden
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BF3 filter debuff

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For someone who owns one of the biggest media platforms in AMERICA , he should know the IQ level of the people using it and how they love to interpret the shit in the worst way possible @fast garden

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luckily i have shturman jacket

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bitchass

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Like just dont do dumb shit man, they will eat you alive

soft coral
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woods main played so much woods he got molded by it

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all i need is an svd

fast garden
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USA is gonna be an oligarchy soon KekSkew

soft coral
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my keys ruptured my pants pocket

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Fml

soft coral
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we lost

fast garden
soft coral
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real

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Nah Elon is cooked i lost respect for him a while back , he is simply a jackass troll weirdo 90% of the time, he should have stuck with his inventions and shit

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He tries to look cool by doing cringe shit lul

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nikitskaya street

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elon is what happens when the autistic weirdo in highschool gets his hands on a monkeys paw and wishes to be famous

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@fast garden @stark torrent
bitcoin spawn over here

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If I was that rich, I’d still be in here talking shit about tarkov and no one would know I was infinitely wealthy

fast garden
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real

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kaban is down the road i hear him

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drunk man yelling

fast garden
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Imagine an AGS burst detonates some random thing down the road

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POGGIES1 BRO KABAN IS HERE WE GOTTA GO

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Tbh kaban is the only boss in the game I’ll drop everything to go kill

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I fucking love kaban

soft coral
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HOT LIGHTKEEPER X KABAN SEX
YOU WILL CUM IN 0.1 SECONDS

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(click here)

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I regret saying that

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ok but

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I put 3svds and kedrs

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I got 14 hours bruv

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omw to collect biboin farm things

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WOLOLO

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@ancient marsh hop on?

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@fast garden @stark torrent

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time to buy 300 of these bad boys

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and since theyre heavy and big nobody picks them up

fast garden
soft coral
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still

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you can also buy the class 5 front plates too from prap

soft coral
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they mostly come back in insurance

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yeah most people dont take them for whatever reason

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these and korund are homie

soft coral
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I dont have it

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ok lemme go get this stupid key

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I hope to jesus I get a lighthouse spawn so I can travel 300 meters grab it and leave kekl

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if not I kms

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all this shit just to pick up one key

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fucking KYS peacekeeper

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its a walk in the park bro tell two of your guys to pick it up

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unpopular opinion , interchange will be a good map if and only IF the first and second floor clothes and food stores had loot in them which they pretty much dont

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ocasional juice ,tarcola or ripstop farbic

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Place something else like toolboxes random shit on the ground or maybe even helmet spawns or stuff like that

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because the map feels so unfinished , the first floor is so baricaded with all these things platings sand bags and barbed wire but the second floor has none of this its legit just empty food stores

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finally got a game

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what chosing 1 server does to a mf

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time to die in the first 3 1.5 mins

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wasnt much but like

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damn

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seeing a cowboy hat on a mannequin is like seeing a fucking unicorn

soft coral
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it wouldn't fit the vibe but maybe they could spawn armors

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on the manequins

fast garden
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like kiba? yeah

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theres just no loot in the center that isnt locked

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inter is weird

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@fast garden

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mmm yes

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shoreline

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get lighthouse spawn

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run 100 meters , grab quest iitem , leave

fast garden
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peak

soft coral
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ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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I didin't do shit

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and I get rewarded for it

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shoreline moment

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this changed NOTHING

fast garden
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i love early wet job and cargo x

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go shoreline

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go here

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leave

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two quests done

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go back

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go here

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leave

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two quests done

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repeat 3 more times

soft coral
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Yes but

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its shoreline

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thats the problem

fast garden
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right but its the easy parts now

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and for whatever reason its them that unlocks the mdr, rsass, and hk

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p90 sound so fucking good till you gotta repack mags with kinda expensive ammo

soft coral
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this one is ez

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kinda

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WTF

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hell no bro

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this a scam

fast garden
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it is

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just use 855

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genuinely

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you arent getting through any helmets with that 1200 rouble ammo beyond 30 meters anyway

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and within that its still 50/50

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so just use the cheap shit and aim for face

soft coral
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plus I'm after scavs

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p90 in game 🤝 p90 in real life
having expensive as fuck ammo thats a pain in the ass to repack into the mags

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ill never understand why this ammo is flea banned

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i guess it used to have decent pen before they flatlined all the subsonic ammos

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good lv3 trader supressor combo for 556? @fast garden

fast garden
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from traders?

soft coral
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yes

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I'm not givng money to players

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they can fk themselves

fast garden
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what level is the ultra supressor barter from skier

soft coral
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might be lvl 4

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yeah

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this is like the best barter ever

soft coral
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@fast garden mini monster good?

fast garden
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for ergo and nothing else

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better than a rotor

hallow stream
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kepr run on factory Chadge

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or well kedr

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whatever you wanna call it

fast garden
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you can do the thor psr at lvl 3 skier but its 70k

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the problem is that supressors from traders are fucking expensive

soft coral
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thor?

fast garden
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ergo demolisher

soft coral
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MAN

fast garden
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high recoil reduction tho

soft coral
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I hate 556

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GIVE ME an RD MAN

fast garden
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just buy an NT-4 from flea bro

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its like 26k for supressor and muzzle break usually

soft coral
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@fast garden

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I mean listen

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we gotta have drip

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AY

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LISTEN

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idc about dying

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but I gotta go down in style

fast garden
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i love that handguard

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i prefer this stock for everything

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soft coral
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ok but this m4 is drippy

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damn

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(I'll die in 3 mins with it in raid)

fast garden
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this stock with the small buttpad is 5 more ergo and 1% less recoil

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DD stock my goat

soft coral
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I love monstrum

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GOATED sight

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lv37 we get the x51 QDC muzzle

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which is a big upgrade

fast garden
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did old sbih with that on an adar when i played laptop tarkov

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eyes literally 2 inches from the screen

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locating

soft coral
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so clean

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so good

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works wonders

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unless youre sniping on lighthouse

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then youre pushing it

soft coral
fast garden
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i used to run the hamr religiously

soft coral
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there was a bug iwth the hamr

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had too much eye relief

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wasn't that good

fast garden
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its been a long time since ive used it

soft coral
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alright 43k exp left

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not bad

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yeah theres something wrong with the circle

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I put 3 svds today and 2 kedrs and got 14 hours

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now I get 6

fast garden
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6 is good

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you are doing good

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6 hrs means you got the 25% chance to get quest/hideout shit

soft coral
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Nice

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I hope i get the radios

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so i can easily get that done

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tomorrow i will do some shoreline and lighthouse

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i am not looking forward to it

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but im progressing on my own

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oh man cant wait to mark 300 more things on lighthouse

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YAY

fast garden
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kek

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gonna fill another junkbox

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time for number 2

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should be good for now

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i dont want to drop that far below 20 mil

soft coral
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im at 6

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dont need more than that

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id have more but ehhh

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my silly ass rerolled weeklies

fast garden
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i like to have a ton so i can do shit like this

soft coral
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