#💣tarkov-released
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imagine how much caramel you could make from that baby
why is it that there's no AKSu dust cover that allows me to put on a dovetail scope
i gotta rip off the dust cover to put a PKO scope on my AKS UN
Tupac gonna release a new "undiscovered" track about how they sold his car that he was murdered in
Guess you can't do this BTR event unless you find the item that lets you get through the minefield
cool, cool cool
Or through the BTR! i see
what the fuck are you talking about
I was looking at the map and assumed tha the Minefield map would let you go through the out of bounds arena between the rest of woods and the BTR base
But, upon looking closer the Map is just for the extract, and you need to ride the BTR to the quest point
thought id try it after several patches
ooooh its purple
Wonder how many weeks until the BTR camp isnt ratted to hell
never lmao
Probably
Im not entirely sure why they thought adding a quest area with loot which only has 1 entrance but can be exited to basically anywhere
was a good idea
presumably because no Tarkov dev knows what Tarkov is actually like
lul
btr drove me over there
killed a three man
had to go to factory transit
if you just leave in the last three minutes and go to factory exfil ur basically good
not many people are gonna camp to the last three
if you transit you can insta exfil with no run through
thank fucking god
Ah yes
I do love some Dayvision scope
Nice
I would let the cultist priest ruin my life
reasonable crashout
I’m a simple man
Yeah kys
Enjoy getting nothing in a marked room 4/10 times
You can return , you just need to walk in the middle of the train
It's a bit tricky but can be done, dont go too much to the left or right and u wont trigger mines
@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh
Awww mate the unfortunate timing for me to find an impact nade in the nade box behind me
Mad loot on streets if you can get over the 35 fps
streets has cabinets , woods has money
need PSU's and a drill etc
They do
barely
Dont care
go inter and loot pcs
I found all my drills in cabinets
No i will not go interchange
35 fps > Interchange
then suffer trying to find psus
i have no problems
Because of my leg i couldn't get across the gap between two trains, fell and blew up
I'm sure cabinets spawn psus bro
But, its good to know for future use
finally smth that is not empty after 14 hours
THANK YOU BATTLESTATEGAMES
Will be uses for biboin farm hopefully
Nice
the ONE time I have all the items but i dont have the vitality
no but fr iedy
you will not find a psu in cabinets
won't happen in a milllion years
what the hell
I guess twitch simulation?
ughhh Cringe?
Basically added bots with streamer names because streamers in this game are supposed to be good or what
they are supposed to be good
such a bad misconception , so many streamers are absolute ass at the game and cry
yeah like the top 10% maybe
if most streamers played as much as iedy they'd be good
i mean , its a stretch tho , depends what good at the game means
cause u can be good at the game and get tarkov'd
sometimes its just how it is
but i find it cringe they added the fake TTV on bots
in a fucking single player game
that is.....weird
beat him Frota
didnt bsg do it too
for PvE
wait no im thinking of uhh
delta force
wrong pve
delta force had fake players with copied player names
i think they might have, i think the bot names are actually taken from ingame names
of players , or that was SPT too idk
bruh
SPT had big streamer names and then community submitted names
i think theres a couple modder names in there too
idk i find it cringe, having TTV in the name doesnt automatically makes the guy a 11/10 difficulty bot
if anyhting , streamers are too agressive for the sake of content and they pay the price many times
by a dude who just has a bit more patience
and then they call him a rat
anyway you guys know the story etc
what
iedy stop waffling
that is what the mod does frota cant you read
Think you’ve mastered the game? Twitch players are here - they’re fast, cracked, and here to farm YOU.
yeah it just adds a new bot difficulty between insane megachad and generic good player, no?
Not all TTVs are insane at the game lul
Having TTV doesnt auotmatically makes u good at the game
i just find it dumb
Nah

@stark torrent
Haha guys remember when reserve used to "spawn" ofz shells
haha 
bro
like
@soft coral
i got 6 hour cultist circle done
it gave me 2 moonshines
6 hour is quest items or hideout items

wtf is this weekly dude
I can't find 6 tubes in 3 days
kys
I dont wanna keep resetting to get a good weekly
this is cancer
hideout item yes
so that your pmc can get drunk

I put a moonshine in the circle
see what happend
I got 8 hours

erm
i gotta do stuff around the house so
ill finish this scav raid and start doing shit
ok
do the chores
me thinking maps just spawn less loot
meanwhile every scav on the map looting every container
we got gypsies in tarkov we did it
as realistic as that mechanic is
its complete aids
I dont wanna chase a scav across the map
because he stole my tushonka
and died in a bush
Yes i love getting a gun with no sights
Thanks
@ancient marsh
gotta do kills without healing on woods
ngl gonna do that on night time
cuz scavs are blind and pmcs dont see you
he will forget about it

You WILL play lighthouse
and you will be happy
gj
well get on steam then
later i got some stuff to do rn
kk
@stark torrent ping when ready
mfw xal doesn't believe ergo bypass with canted is still in teh game
bro is so clueless
shatun
PMCS
TAKE CAR
AND THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE AT VILLAGE
WTFFFFF
you mean to tell me
he didn't shoot a single guy
taking car
but he camerunning at me ?
SURE
@soft coral yeah the monster literally has ice in it now
i only left it 1 hour and 20 minutes damn
its pretty good actually
hi
Hello druzhishe
Just woke up, horrible
I remember my friend showing me that this model was horrible gooner trash
oh
oh.
surely
naked mosin man
domes me across the map

those 15 hours smell funny
how do his balls across your face smell tho
buy arena
get some practice
rolled

NICE
MY BULLETS LITERALLYT DIDN'T REGISTER
I HIT THE GUY IN THE FACE
WHAT IS THIS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I LEGIT AIMED AT HIS FACE
I legit saw my bullet go through his chin
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bro tripped on a pebble
still have not figured out where the scav was
@stark torrent did they fix hamr?
Dont think so
gg
bro is getting extarct camped by Gyspy_Supremacy6969 at the corner and he loses all the loot
setup time
fk.
@fast garden
ngl
I'll just spam rush dorms probably and try to dome people
I hate setup
why does it exist

that or sitting around the pocket watch building or the ref task building they added under sniper tower scavb
I can try to camp people trying to stash the dvl :D
i LOVE FLECHETTES
unLOAD INTO A GUY
MY ENTIRE MAG
OF 8 FLECHETTES
HE DOESN'T DIE
wow
PS btw
LIKE WHAT IS THIS
I HAD LEVEL FUCKIGN FOUR
HOW
AM I DEAD
from PS
5.45
HOW BRO
so youre telling me that his lv4 armor
stopped all of my flecehettes
but my lv4 got penned by 5.45 PS
ok
never usingthis garbage ammo again
8 YEARS

bro you literally got shot in the chest like 7 times and got softened by limb shots what are you complaining about
that guy plastered you
and 9x21 bt kek
I guess I missed the update
where 5.45 pens lv4
:)
whatever I got one
we go again
its gonna pen if you get shot 15 fucking times lmao
besides you probably died to blunt dmg anyway
steel moment
yas
thank fucking god
i killed all but one guard with my peacekeeping mission m855 m4 and untar armor
died to the last one but task done
scaved right back and got my shit and the pkp
ayyy
columbian servers my goat
sit in queue for 10 minutes
one guy running naked with a pp19
thats it
zero pscavs even on streets
alrdy is
lovely cheater
holy fucking cancer game of arena
RPD and fucking PKM
against me
like
those dogshit guns kill you jut by aimpunch
FMJ bullet : hits you
18 bleeds and 3 fractures
literally die in cover
nochil
worst quest in history
I love using shotguns on a map where everyone sits in a building
and idk where they are because every building has 300 angles now
wait so whats the issue
ngl I'll just camp with an mp18
Wait till you have to do tarkov shooter part 8 or psycho sniper
:)
we'll be ok
I've done it before we do it again
we rush dorms here and there get a pmc here and there and it will be done
I know a very cool spot that has helped me many times with setup
I was thinking of being a total menace going in nearly naked with an Mp18 and a pistol and just sniping people

technically it wokrs
all i need is for someone to stop for 1 second
I hide in a burrow, pop out and shoot people then hide again
Dms, im gatekeeping this spot 🗣️
Lel
@ancient marsh we hopping on?
idk i got 0 on customs
same
I only have setup
which is cancer but I have to do it anyway
to unlock the skier chain
5/8
oh ok
prefiring scavs
my bad
OK
MY BAD
bro
scavs are legit harder to kill than players
I fast peek the corner
he shoots
misses
he shoots again and I Died
I killed hte player that killed xal
fucking styled on him by doing peeks by running back and forth
AND THEN DIE BY KOLYA STEEL REBAR
@brittle sinew @compact knoll @fast garden
Oleg hipster with the SKS 🔥
5/8 kills though we in this bitch @brittle sinew
slow progress but progress nonetheless
so I hopped on today on SPT and uh the saiga 9 be gaming 
i still died but god fucking damn I took so many people with me
was also ngl one of the most intense fucking raids i ever played on the game this maxed out AI dont fuck around
oh right
rip servers
my spirituality was opened after this video
Best servers ever 😄
Oiled up and ready to miss every single shot
at least height over bore isn't much of an issue
Another one of terragroups unethical practices!
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In Escape from Tarkov, players engage in intense and realistic raids where they scavenge for valuable loot, fight again...
if aderral was a person
but i love him he's funny
Note to self: never peek the same corner against a scav
wanna farm a couple scav raids first on lighthouse or inter to get my relays/psus or virtexes
i got 0 space
@soft coral IMAGINE THIS IS ELECTRIC DRILLS ON SHORELINE NOT SPAWNING
I WOULD LEGIT KILL SOMEONE


no its the raid bug spray spawning in flashdrive slot on PCs

bastion came back in insurance nvgs and everything @stark torrent
NOBODY touches gear this wipe
maybe bullets and meds and nades
we're fucked
it's the found in raid bulb man , nobody wants to loot a body to risk dying to his boyfriend
and lose the bulb
or the bolts

scavs pick up the guns and shit , just drop it on the body
cause they dont pick up dropped items
i think they pick up the gun , but they wont pick the gun if its on the 2nd slot
coding

I love shoreline
we're peacefull doing the quest with teh 3 houses
Then an exfil camper with a shotgun starts blasting us and a guy from behind with x39 bp
GOD FORBID A man does a quest
@stark torrent just saying, ivan yesterday told me "yeah nothing spawns in lockboxes" on interchange
i say "you can get a bitcoin sometimes
he says "yeah no way"

but who asked you
I go woods once I make +1 mil
BROS MAD
ggs
bro got humbled
by the noble super performance HP slug
@stark torrent @fast garden @hallow stream
Nice CPC bitchass
nice m80s nice class 5 rig nice ulach
?
TigzEnjoyer guy
i know he is a common viewer or shit
i saw his name
he got on reddit

LETS GO
OUSHkAA
Finally
and I did import as well

huge progress
this changes nothing
shoreline pig farm goes crazy
pvp? or pve
ah
I love playing with xal and getting server error every second raid
@compact knoll
Please do not the catalytic converter
ok we won

mfw
having more trouble finding fucking toothpaste and Dcleaner
than ledxs bruh
shoot partizan i nthe face with SP performance
nothing happens
he domes me
??????
ok
headshots DO NOT work this wipe
I repeat
they do not
I blasted him in the fucking CHIN man
WHERES TĤE FUCKING DRAIN CLEANER MAN
the most garbage items always get more annoying to find when you need them because they spawn as frequently as gpus and ledx do
the venerable emercom camp shower tent on woods upon hearing this:
I go there ye
i have found more GPU's than fucking electric drills
ALL OF THE CONTAINERS
EMPTY
I dont believe players loot every toothpaste
theres something wrong with containers where at the start of a raid they spawn empty
lol
ive seen too many scavs this wipe loot an entire poi and then when i kill them they have a full bag of like, nothing but shit id loot
they take everything worth taking man
its not only that
they do thateither wya
theres been times as a pmc where we loot half the map
and all I get is 2 batteries and one tape
theres no way the rng is this bad
fucking
woods
WOODS bro
feels empty
3 pmcs on inter
Yes my bad sorry for wanting to loot a FUCKING TOOTHPASTE
I'm genuinely getting pissed off
trying to find two fucking common items
A DAMN
TOOTHPASTE BRO
tbh id stick to woods and shoreline, shoreline has shit tons of tool and household spawns everywhere
dcleaner isn't tech spawn
Neither is toothpaste
theyre both
MEDICAL
SOMEHOW
IN WHAT UNIVERSE
IS DRAIN CLEANER
its a household spawn, tooth is also medical but they are both household spawns
A MEDICAL ITEM
fucking kys nikita
bro never washed his teeth and it shows man
I'm ok
I'm chill
household spawns are a bitch, genuinely just rip pig farm and the usual woods spots to shreds and youll get it. streets is good for it too, same as ground zero
:((
I'm gonna go on brazilian servers or something
Cutlist is 2 hours
hopefully Virtex and radio
at this rate will i be able to find 2 pastes and 3 dcleaners
in 2 days
cuz its 30k exp
huge bonus
@fast garden resorted to night woods
we're down bad gang
ok gooner
if you like men thats all you buddy
usec and this one should be higher
Usec one is defo a good one
the russia 2028 one would have been better if it was higher resolution and not torn
m995 btw
bp btw
mcx tarcola for 30k
awls
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND WORST OF ALl
THE RED TOOTHPASTE
idk why that dogshit item is even in the game tbf
I made like 500k this raid
from trash items
:((((((
this is so sad
I'll spam customs and camp somewhere until I get 3 more pmcs
at least that gives 20k exp
tbh gonna rush dorms
or stronghold
if I die its ok I got back up to 8 mil
and the kits are like 400k
ofc I get the best dorms spawn and nobody comes
@fast garden
bro bought ap20s to a flechette fight
314/380 lul

bro was not ready for me
he fumbled so hard
I thank him for his contribution
proof that gear doesn't matter
LETS GOOO
2 more
we can do this
@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden WE CAN DO THIS
Man I fucking hate this shit
such a dumb quest
oly took 2 days
died by a scav
ok.
thats
interesting
he saw me stopped for 1 second and domed me instantly
I didnt wanan play that raid anyway
ofc nobody went dorms
fking cringe
I'm not chasing shots around the map bro
Never peeking scavs again
I fucking love that they added the tank nvg
Is it as shit as in real life?
Pic?
all the nvgs apart from the quads are ass
Cap
ok maybe the blue ones are ok
I used the PVS14 the most
it's as clear as the quads, at the cost of fov
i'm an arma gamer, i'm used to nvg with shit fov
they are the exact same as green
0 diff
no point in wearing the blue ones, just wear greens with a helmet
and I died to a cheater
ookaayyyyy
I love doing solo
right
still 6/8
insane progress
I went to the shots
I mean yeah like
ofc I die to this
yeah very legit
ofc
I'm loving this shit bro
so much for the ghzel :D
@ancient marsh hopon?
no
k
its not so much the difficulty of getting pmcs but the places where you can kill them
Legit 3 or 4 of them
everything else is mid to long range on this map
SO aids
if this was factory I'd be done in 3 raids
I just want the last 2 kills man :(
died
pmc in second story kills me instantly as soon as I peek
my flechettes ofc don't do SHIT
I mean thanks
didn't wanna kill people anyway
k bro
I peek you I'm behind the wall
I die
shieee nice
I hope your mother dies of cancer
use slug
and all your family
shrimple
the ivan crying harvest is good
one shot tier 4
its ok we go again
until we do it
I got 8 mil idc about losing kits
I will rush people and use sj6 until I do it
I DO NOT CARE
omw to use slugs yeah

ON MY WAY BRO
I'm buying them as we speak
fucking son of a bitch in 2 story
without a keyboard bro
flechettes are only good cqb
the moment someone is 10 meters away they do negative dmg
slugs are nice but its ez to miss or hit their arms instead of chest
and 7mm or express or magnums have infinitely shit accuraacy
I'll camp idc
rushing doesn't work everyone ambushes you
yes
1 MORE
@vivid dawn @ancient marsh @compact knoll @brittle sinew
I'd be so mad
I wasn't even camping I was moving towards dorms
Doug dimma dick
you know it

I had ggshs and I heard him from 300 meters away
this is why you dont W shift everywhere lads
Cmon theres gotta be 1 more
that will move to go crossroads
hmmm silence.
should I go dorms
and rush
died by the last
2 headshots
didn't work
?
HE HAD USHANKA BRO
I HIT HIM DEAD IN THE HEAD
ivan is those diaries you find in horror games at this point
"Day 2, still no last kill"
^that's when the monster escapes the lab

Maybe it hit soft armor
i shot him in the face bro
he HAD NO SOFT ARMOR
how do 3 flechettes
legit 3 meters infront
do not kill ihm in the face 3 times
????????
I'm saying, maybe his shot hit your soft armor
headshots are legit
broken this wipe
theydont fucking work
1 more though
I will try to get the last with the mp18
Because flechette does 25dmg per pellet and shots 1-5 clearly missed
yeah 3 hits in his face
where I see the blood
riiiiiight
ofc
Tarkov bullshit then
Fatal mistake
he had 3 seconds of desync advantage
what if I get the last kill
Which tier 4 plates 
the default ones it has
ceramic plates, bmg slugs do 57% armor damage and 26 pen
also bmg slugs do 197 damage
and iirc, armor in tarkov never entirely blocks damage
I do know that you can pen class 3 (maybe 4 too) helmets with those slugs, purely because it does 197 damage
which is quite realistic
when these are complete trash
ok where do I go for the last kill
inb4 I have to reset 20 more times cuz I die from people camping
because customs is definitely a good map :)
I used to use them sometimes, they're kinda good ngl
watching tigz
saw him open RB-PKPM marked in bunker a second time
literally NOTHING
blunt damage doesn't give af
197 blunt damage will hurt a class 4 armored dude
i'd rather use superformance or ftx though
less pen = less blunt
ok last kill
I can do this
hopefully
depends on the spawn I get tbh
if I get old gas I go stronghold and sit there for 15 mins
you don't shoot armor with ftx or superformance
then use rips
I am not doing leg meta
that's why i said i'd
last time i played, rips were expensive
and im not paying extra for 45 more damage than sf
220 is plenty
cmon tarkov gods
kid named damage dropoff
damage dropoff affects slower projectiles less
use 5.25 or 6.5
you need to be like 200m away
unless they changed things last time i played, 7mm loses enough damage at usual range to not kill with hs
you do realize it has 35 dmg per pellet, meaning you literally cannot one pellet headshot
because of damage falloff
as soon as it leaves the barrel
it loses 1 dmg point
cause it becomes 34.99 rounded down to 34
same with AP SX on mp7
done
they never changed it, it always works like that
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7mm is wack, i use 5.25
NAWWW
shotgunners will do everything but be right
@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/DeliciousScrumptiousBaboonYouDontSay-pNINcpD90LsS-PoV
2 fucking frogs
have you tried 5.25
laying tadpoles
it deals more damage from 4 meters+ than 7mm
that's LITERALLY impossible
chill out chief

