💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

legit just go night people quest at night too so youre not gonna get rushed on and killed so often

plus youre more hidden from random people sniping you across hte map

ain't rocket science bro

[wintry ridge]

he spitting facts

questing only to get ganked by 5 mans that can just outcamp you the entire round

eyah bro great fun

[stark torrent]

the game has been like this since forever

[wintry ridge]

why should it stay like that

[stark torrent]

i have rarely got camped at a quest area

i got camped because i killed one of them and yeah they camp the body

sure

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

but i dont remember when i got camped at an actual quest like pocketwatch

Every wipe im afraid of campers at pocket watch

every wipe i never got camped there

maybe i ran into someone on the way out, sure

but intenonally camped? no

and running a 2-3-5 man is literally stomping grounds

you can spot and hear them

you have the advatnage of the solo , you can disengage the fight if you want , or whatever

let them marinate there

so many choices

[wintry ridge]

its because iedy IS the camper

[stark torrent]

streamers fight them cause its content but why would you fight a 5 man if you have an mp5 with pst trying to get ur quest

just go loot somewhere else and come back later they will get bored eventually

everyone does

[wintry ridge]

everytime i try to solo quest i get ganked

the second i go duos i stop running into mfs

[stark torrent]

well yes, but i usually camp rotation spots not quest spots

[ancient marsh]

Dorms quests solo

RESORT QUESTS SOLO

[stark torrent]

just get Setup and this way you want people in dorms anyway

[stark torrent]

test drive with the rpd on shoreline

[ancient marsh]

Down 70 quadrillion on ushankas

[wintry ridge]

isnt the RPDN fucked

[ancient marsh]

1 per reset

[stark torrent]

flip two trader restocks and you can buy Epstein Island

[ancient marsh]

I'm not leveled to do that rn

[stark torrent]

that is cringe

[ancient marsh]

What is worth to flip

Like burger

[stark torrent]

ammo , t5000 , later gunsmith attachements , ammo box

[ancient marsh]

Ammo box fell

Its like 50 per now

[stark torrent]

doesnt matter , buy for 160k , sell for 200-205k , it's still 40-45k profit per box

[ancient marsh]

I did 2 resets at 466

[stark torrent]

and they sell instant

small victories

[soft coral]

Ngl

I miss the rain a bit

[ancient marsh]

Thats what your mom and dad called you

Positivity thursday

[stark torrent]

Well at least i recevied a call but you dont have phones at the orphanage

[ancient marsh]

Ok

Pike

Like

[soft coral]

pike

[ancient marsh]

Said a nice thing

Get violated

I will never be nice again

[stark torrent]

but Xal , you 've never been nice

tolerable at best maybe

[ancient marsh]

I just was

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

and get smacked down

This is not fair

[granite coral]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between iedy and xalrider is at 75%

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1298975126045331487/lalalala.gif?ex=6789999b&is=6788481b&hm=d5bc2ea6f138d9a6dfd90474767993036077319083d874b272741a0b5839817d&

[ancient marsh]

This was literally me 30 sec ago

You will die and go to hell @stark torrent

[granite coral]

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock10: 16 January 2025, 10:36 (10:36 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 65% humidity
🍃 WSW 250° | 2.68 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (Feels like -1.15°C)
35.33°F (Feels like 29.93°F)

[stark torrent]

hope it's warmer

[soft coral]

same

new woods bunker kinda nice

[granite coral]

:flag_de: 31552 Rodenberg, Germany

:clock10: 16 January 2025, 10:01 (10:01 AM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
☀️ Day

🌫️ Mist
🌁 94% humidity
🍃 SW 220° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (Feels like -2.15°C)
35.33°F (Feels like 28.13°F)

[vivid dawn]

Nearly the same weather

[soft coral]

WE REACHED 1000!! @stark torrent

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

@compact knoll @stark torrent hop on marines

nvm they broke the servers again we lost

[brittle sinew]

Bajo jajo, bajo jajo?

[soft coral]

kurva ja pierdola baja jajo

[brittle sinew]

ja ci dam kurwa bajo jajo

ty pierdolony bambusie w dupe zajebany

[soft coral]

so

[brittle sinew]

ed all over the bad guys

[soft coral]

gotta go lighthouse and find that damn supressor

Thankfully if I complete gunsmith 14 I will be able to complete up to gunsmith 18 which unlocks the ak308 adapter

and then we're gaming

[brittle sinew]

every time i see youre playing im tempted to play too

[soft coral]

dont

[brittle sinew]

i cant give in

[soft coral]

Shit ain't worth it

I play cuz I dont have anything else the other games got boring

[brittle sinew]

All I've been playing is DaD, PoE2 and Arma

[soft coral]

8 mins to get a lighthouse raid

I hope to jesus some rogue has the supressor

[soft coral]

BRO

5 people exploded on the mines

I mean

@brittle sinew

I didn't find the supressor because none of the rogues had it

got one pmcs though he can suck a dick

[brittle sinew]

Very nice

[soft coral]

on gang nobody goes lighthouse

map is fucking empty

[ancient marsh]

btw

when throat becomes chest

chest armor covers neck

so COULD BE plates cover the neck

[stark torrent]

only way to make it bearable

[ancient marsh]

i think soft would be fine

but idk

i havent thought about it

[hallow stream]

Ctrl +r

[ancient marsh]

yeah dropping rounds every time

smart idea

[hallow stream]

Its 1 round

[ancient marsh]

u wont ever forget

[hallow stream]

I don't cus i played spt with a mod that requires me to do that at the start of every raid unless i preload the guns chamber b4 the raid

I pretty much do it out of instinct on live anyways

[stark torrent]

[pallid bolt]

Ctrl + R if you need to swap back

[soft coral]

oooh

I can buy this actually

I thought it wasn't allowed on flea

[turbid briar]

Tardkov pinged me

[soft coral]

nearly made it to 33 doing gunsmiths

@ancient marsh you got some time to hop on?

nvm I go alone

need to pick up the controller and the cms kit

oh no

I'm about to resort all over

PLEASE GOD GIVE GOOD SPAWN

[ancient marsh]

I'm dead aslee

Droolin fr

[soft coral]

oh noooo

I'm so sorry

[wintry ridge]

ivan

[ancient marsh]

Sit

Sv is 50k

[soft coral]

I'm so sorry my friend

😭

I didn't wanna do it man

he was on the shoreline bro

didn't even hear him because haha audio

I see his green he looks at me too and I doink him

[soft coral]

imagine getting a bastion and lv5 armor

only to die from a guy who W shifted pier and lend lease

[pallid bolt]

I'm gonna resoooooort

[soft coral]

lv33 dudes

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

I think thats enough of those

akmn has such agressive recoil

damn

People who cry that they can't do their special quest items legit need to go night

no excuses

[fast garden]

Nikita is STILL arguing with me on his alt

[stark torrent]

oh we are talking about arguing , take a look at this

[fast garden]

“Waaaa my server prices”

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

apart from a few FIR items such as krasavchik

most of the other ones weren't an issue

[soft coral]

Iedy legit turned into a troll redditor

classic

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/aOd5ueGDg1

Dude I cannot

Nikita thinks he has an idea where

[soft coral]

5 days to find 3 glocks

mf

[fast garden]

(1) lighthouse scav

[soft coral]

thats what I've been doing

they have fucking m9s

[stark torrent]

i mean we are going to get battlepass for Arena i guess or whatever

monthly subscription lmao , has he seen WoW?

They still have tons of botters and cheaters as well

[soft coral]

I WANT PRAPOR 4!!!

[fast garden]

Who would have guessed

50 dollars one time charge for servers

Like he is just going on and on with me

It’s fucking obvious that it’s Nikita

[soft coral]

thanks gym

one step closer to 51

Kys

[north lagoon]

That’s some dedicated trolling lol

[stark torrent]

doesnt the government or shit help them with money tho

for bringing revenue into russia they get like a cost reduction or shit , i know in many countries this applies

take Turkey for example

they give money to game companies to finish their products because they also bring revenue , liek Mount and Blade with Taleworlds

CDPR had a similar deal as well

[fast garden]

Boo hoo servers are too expensive in my $250 dollar game with micro transactions and cheaters that buy 100 copies of the game on discounts we put on the bundles

Give us more money

Genuine profound mental retardation

[stark torrent]

Like Nikita literally said EFT doesnt have a funding issue and we should not worry about taht

If big boss with 5 cars said that , then thats it

[fast garden]

What does this mean

[fast garden]

There’s ZERO reason for it to have a funding issue

Bro we need to spend more money

Game might get fixed

Hurry Nikita drop streamer matchmaking as a paid add on

[stark torrent]

Like that post is so bizzare

Literally feels like a BSG Cum Guzzler undercover

He woke up this morning and decided to worry about BSG's finances and ways to keep the game alive

[fast garden]

Like that’s what I’m saying it’s so weird

[stark torrent]

BSG are so idiots for paying numerous analysts and accountants to keep track of their business when this guy is here for free

Yeah bro is the consumer's problem what BSG does to fund the servers and development of the game

Retardism

[fast garden]

If bsg did do some shit like this all the people defending it to this point literally wouldn’t be able to anymore

[stark torrent]

If they lock the game behind subscription it would literally end it

Fuck that i wouldnt pay , i played for almost 8k hours, im not gonna pay to play more

thats enough

[fast garden]

Fucking exactly

I love the game and I’d REALLY have to justify even just a month, but the game would die so quickly you’d be better off in pve anyway

Queue times are already shit

[stark torrent]

see it would be 40 euros for PVP and 15 euros for PvE

[fast garden]

Locally hosted PVE too because fuck you I want money

“Uuuhhh we stream the assets from the servers yes”

[soft coral]

I wanna go and buy tea

make some nice warm tea

@compact knoll redemption arc?

[stark torrent]

Make warm tea
It's constipation tea

[compact knoll]

Finally

[soft coral]

AYO

[soft coral]

we did it

https://tenor.com/view/satisfaction-tom-hanks-gif-26540929

those 2 ammo boxes being 1 square off

[balmy jetty]

sbeu

[soft coral]

mm scaving at work

[soft coral]

upgrading the shitter

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @soft coral wake up honey, neck hitbox moved to thorax

this changes everything

[fast garden]

YESSS

[stark torrent]

now Xiao will shoot thorax again hell yeah

[fast garden]

WE ARE FREE

DOBBY IS FREEEEE

[stark torrent]

I literally died to head , throat 20 minutes ago

right before the patch

thank you so much

[fast garden]

Top stash containers are cringe bottom stashers rise up

[fast garden]

Rectal examination gloves

https://fixvx.com/404Alta/status/1879263197490020860?t=Ryn113JrqntuFYHChOeOxw&s=19

Nikita add pls

[soft coral]

some idiot legit came on a call and wanted to raise a complaint since the enginer couldn't install the box on the place where he wanted it

took bad idiot

I raised a complaint for him told him his reference number and closed it instantly

fking idiot

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

ok bottom

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

YOOOO

[fast garden]

I like to take a load off and be able to hotkey delete shit without nuking a container

[soft coral]

this will change nothing

fps will still be hsit

[fast garden]

It will get worse man cmon

Be real

[soft coral]

it will

[fast garden]

I’m just glad no more pst instakill scav neck shot

Now it’s just gonna be tcwsp or mosin to neck

Or better yet 4 buckshot

Big improvements

[soft coral]

i just want better fps man :(

[fast garden]

Didn’t you have like 100 on woods or some shit

[soft coral]

bro

back in the day

I had 100 on woods

right now

[fast garden]

Cult circle will clutch up

[soft coral]

if I go pmc in raid on woods sometimes it drops to 70

same with iedy

its HORRIBLE

[fast garden]

Yeouch

[soft coral]

hopefully I dont wanna go cockhouse to look for those

[fast garden]

Mine too tho tbh

[fast garden]

Half the spawns are covered In snow anyway

[soft coral]

TRUEEE

:(((

grrr

the new scav looting mechanic is so stupid

they loot a moonshine and carry it across the map with them

ALO

[fast garden]

Still 0/5 mcables

[soft coral]

GYPSY

[fast garden]

Just drag him into a fire pit

I don’t even think there are any on woods though

Hmm

[soft coral]

there are some

its barrels though

AMBULANCE @fast garden

WEE WOOWEEE WEOO

[fast garden]

Yeah I don’t think they really work to kill ai

[soft coral]

no

[fast garden]

Getting crisis and having everything ready to go was just so

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

[soft coral]

the guy I was talking to at work didn't hang up the phone

I'm muted and wasting time rn

💯

I still feel bad for that guy on shoreline

bruh just wanted to stash his sv98 :(

500 hours :(

he barely knows where to find bolts

[soft coral]

the true art of having a job
is to try to come up with a way to work as little as possible without concequences and still getting paid the same ammount

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent are we playinng thia evening lads?

[compact knoll]

We will see

I have to be up at 7 tommorow

[soft coral]

blya

[stark torrent]

someone stole Glukhar kill from Tigz after looking for boss for 7 hours

the meltdown

[soft coral]

tigz on his way to cry more than me

https://tenor.com/view/lord-if-you-can-hear-us-save-us-save-us-lord-save-us-god-floptok-gif-8118611758178273971

ooooohh allah please grand me virtex and radio

oooh

[compact knoll]

Tigz cries but you bitch

[soft coral]

listen here you little shit

can't wait to get a bandage and tape

[compact knoll]

They hated him for he spoke the truth

[stark torrent]

I CANNOT AIM

I AM DOGSHIT AT THIS FUCKING GAME 7K HOURS AND I SUCK

[soft coral]

finally you realize

took you long enough

[stark torrent]

is what i would say if there was no desync

[fast garden]

This is how I felt all last night

[soft coral]

riiight

[fast garden]

I need to clip how bad my fucking aim was

[soft coral]

brother just get an mp9 and beam people

[fast garden]

Worst NA player

I missed a stationary scav with a g28 like 30m away 7 fucking times

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

I just gave up actually shooting after that

I knew it was over

No recovery

[soft coral]

new recoil is good but you do need to be standing still to hit shit that isn't point blank

[fast garden]

No it was just shit aim

True though

[stark torrent]

I SOHOT HIM I THE HEAD AND HE JUST SHRUGS

[soft coral]

what do i do with this?

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

that svt can be put up the ass

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

im recylcing

eh

i love gamba

14 hour sfor this shit

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

nah bruh wtf

[fast garden]

I tried svds and 4 kedr and got a 12 hour

Back to 5 m4s

[soft coral]

bro

this bunker on woods

is spitting bublexes left right and center wtf

i want friday to come sooner

so we getthe weekend

[fast garden]

Yeah bunker cracked

Intel spawns everywhere in the other rooms as well

[fast garden]

Ya know I just thought about it

They were very specific here about neck hitbox and not throat

[compact knoll]

@soft coral @stark torrent get on kittens

[fast garden]

Some people were saying they got better performance after hotfix

This game is an enigma

[stark torrent]

i think its just cope

[soft coral]

sorry what

[fast garden]

I mean, maybe but we both know how this game is

Ricky with his $200 pc will get more frames randomly if he sits in his chair crisscrossed

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

I HEAR A SCAR H ON CUSTOMS

OUUUSHKA

first cultist circle and it's a 6 hour OUSHKA

if you play tarkov without an SSD you should be permad

70% of my queue time is waiting for players

so queue for 1 minute

load for 1 minute

wait for players for 3

grill yourself

[soft coral]

yes I love going inter to loot motors and getting domed by a pmc doing scav farming

[stark torrent]

Legging Meta

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-looking-glass-gif-21970143

please more leggings

[ancient marsh]

LOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAD

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NIGHT TIME QUESTS

M80

[hallow stream]

plot twist: Xalrider is the one holding up the load times because secretly his SSD is dying

[soft coral]

tripped over

my bad

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @stark torrent make these numbers make sense to me?

17 ammo used
18 hit count
76% acc

[compact knoll]

m61 btw

[ancient marsh]

ammo used 5 hit count 8 with m61 still dont kill

[soft coral]

I just want prapor 4 to get PP

and buy on reset

instead of flea

[stark torrent]

Bro did transit on Lighthouse, go the worst spawn and i had a thermal

Full raid bag full of loot

Sank you sir

[soft coral]

no way that name

@stark torrent instead of mechanic start repairing with repair kits brother

it gets better eventualyl I think

just sort it by operational 100% out of 10)% you mongoloid

we are goinggg

ofc pmc with 15 mins left ON FUCKING CHALETS

LIKE CAN YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING RAID MAN

[ancient marsh]

FUCK

I PRESSED SPACE ON ACCIDENT AND BOUGHT A SUPP FOR A RAVEN

[ancient marsh]

gonna try get the blood sample

gets me the thicc case

[stark torrent]

How stupid can you be

[fast garden]

That’s genuinely impressive

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @soft coral

[winged mica]

man

sadly its not actual raid

[hallow stream]

the fact he would just be able to refund it if the game was on steam

its so funny

poor dude

[soft coral]

WHAT IS THAT DRIP

KILL IT

[soft coral]

offline?

[winged mica]

yee

[soft coral]

why

[winged mica]

cuz I have it?

[soft coral]

just do scav raids

[winged mica]

im exploring custom rn trying to see what changed

[soft coral]

a lot

[winged mica]

there's like no loot at all

wth

[fathom verge]

Its been made 10x better for ratting

but 10x worse if youre not

[winged mica]

there is no loose loots now

I swear I could pick up something every 1 meter

but now there\s nothing

[stark torrent]

bro took grandpas pajamas in raid

[ancient marsh]

check the new areas

lots of tech loot

by tech i mean like toolboxes

[winged mica]

those are the only areas I see changes

beside that I think everything is still old?

[ancient marsh]

yeah 2 new loot spots added in warehouse previously inaccessible and also new extract added

and a bunch of reworked scav extracts

[winged mica]

and they seem to remove nearly all loose loot spots

[fathom verge]

Its mainly the factory buildings that have been made open

[ancient marsh]

idk about that but yeah sadly cause of cheetos bsg is adopting container meta

[winged mica]

hope PvE isn't a bitch to play rn

or ran into Partizan within 1 second

[soft coral]

damn reserve is garbage

DAMN

EUGH

[ancient marsh]

MGT or what

the unidentified

[soft coral]

ye

I'll run scav raids to get my shells

since you can spawn with em on reserve

yooo

the time of the scav has come

either I'll perma run lighthouse for virtexes or reserve for the OFZ shells

ngl

or craft em

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-570542313379526372

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

AND got the last samples stim from the guard

AND got shot at on extract

ez

no quest to kill sani tho

[winged mica]

Sani?

[hallow stream]

I found a KS23 in raid and then died

i raged

[ancient marsh]

idk read

[winged mica]

ah Sanitar

[winged mica]

should say Sanitar

[winged mica]

can i run pvE w anyone

:/

[ancient marsh]

why

[winged mica]

I only run PvE

[hallow stream]

this sain AI shit get serious I can't do ass without PMC's hearing me and going to my location

literally playing quiet place the movie

[winged mica]

are you setting them to on crack mode?

[hallow stream]

maxed out difficulty

[winged mica]

did they release new SPT for latest patch?

I cant install SPT

[hallow stream]

toz, ks-23 and mostly shotguns only

cus im dumb

[winged mica]

thats why I am playing PvE

[hallow stream]

yea 3.10

[winged mica]

o nvm

I can install it now

it was sending me bug error

[hallow stream]

theres like 2 or 3 issues with spt rn

and thats realism not being up to date, swag and donuts not being up to date and questing bots not being up to date, the first 2 have testing versions out for them right now in the SPT discord

[winged mica]

meh

I could care less about realism

[hallow stream]

i do cus some of the features are cool

[brittle sinew]

What'd they add?

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh we hopping on?

[hallow stream]

nothing new yet, its just testing phase rn, AI pathing is like SOOOOOOOOOO much better on swag and donuts though

[ancient marsh]

uuuh

im doing shoreline

i got like a couple quests

[soft coral]

hmm

[hallow stream]

like these bots actually MOVE

[ancient marsh]

i need gens for pk3

the 2 generators

i got the key too

[soft coral]

I need the UAVs

[ancient marsh]

sure

[soft coral]

and mark pier and resort

for skier

[ancient marsh]

scumbag dogshit fucking

[soft coral]

ongang I'm coming in like 10 mins

[ancient marsh]

250$ edition

[soft coral]

?????

AYO

[ancient marsh]

ON UAVS

[soft coral]

WHAT I DO!?

[ancient marsh]

AND YOU HAVE PK3

[soft coral]

TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET PK3 MAN

[ancient marsh]

YOURE LIKE 6 QUESTS BEHIND

[soft coral]

no I mean

took me a while

to get friends from the west done

since half the people were bear

NOT MY FAULT

[ancient marsh]

ALL BRO DID WAS PLANT SV98, MARK TANKS AND MARK TIGRS

[soft coral]

🔫

[ancient marsh]

TOOK ME A WHILE

GRILL YOURSELF

ill fucking eat you

[soft coral]

i did do those

ok not nice

you take that back

[ancient marsh]

ok sorry

hurry up

fat man

doing this too

[soft coral]

I mean

pk rep comes naturally

I just need the exp for levels

to get prapor 4

thats all I want

legit

[hallow stream]

game is telling me to hang myself rn

this run dog shit I got no weapons

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral alo i go make tea

[hallow stream]

the run where the game tells me to kms is the run where I complete 3 tasks with no weapon

[fast garden]

Practice mode fucks loot there’s a shit ton of loot on customs, way more than there was

[hallow stream]

making it out the mud with this one

[fathom verge]

Bleak

[pallid bolt]

real gangsters would put the cheaper 6B2 on

[fast garden]

300 dura paca

What is the point

[hallow stream]

bullets do different damage

like if I shoot you with this poleva shell basically all of it is gone

[pallid bolt]

you using realism mod?

[hallow stream]

yup

to say the raid uh ended unexpectedly

(death)

i traded with this fucking pmc, sadly lost cause well full auto > bolt action

[winged mica]

ngl this is hella cool

[hallow stream]

fuck it im restarting this run even though I got thru all the GZ quests, broke as shit, past level 5

no money

cant heal jack, im basically screwed

[pallid bolt]

scrab run

[hallow stream]

you have

i for some reason did not let myself use scav

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

yea uh

that scav insta died in under 2 minutes to a sniper PMC

im resetting

5 thousand rooblah to my name

get out with gun and sell it then get toz into then completing tasks, maybe get out with car extract on gz (optional)

one prays to not run into a full squad of usec chadpackers

[fathom verge]

Here i sit, broken hearted

Went to shit but only farted

How long before its safe to stash this sniper i wonder

[hallow stream]

yea fuck me

I hate GZ

bear squad in car garage, usec squad at top of fucking staircase

[pallid bolt]

is there a mod to remove the beginning GZ quests

i fucking hate that map

[hallow stream]

theres a mod that allows you to just

skip quests with a skip button in the game

[fathom verge]

Powerful tbj

[hallow stream]

how it feels to die to bullshit

oh I got 0 exp for that run basically didn't even exist

were still on run 1!!!!!

[brittle sinew]

You know you've played too much tark, when it's not even bullshit to you any more

[hallow stream]

was so close to killing a PMC with my knife as well

2 more stabs and he was dead

I stabbed him twice in the arm and once in the head

[brittle sinew]

300m buckshot headshot from Ivan Instagramchik? It is what it is

[hallow stream]

mfw I get lobotomized by a knife and don't die

[hallow stream]

ngl fuck it

GZ sucks

pedro what map do I run

[brittle sinew]

This type of shit happens and I just go "It is what it is"

[hallow stream]

for my first raid

pick

[brittle sinew]

Uhhhhhh

[hallow stream]

my keyboard swallowed the R

[brittle sinew]

Let me think

[soft coral]

I stashed the markers for skier and didn't die

insane

I love shoreline night time

ez

[brittle sinew]

Do some shoreline action

[pallid bolt]

shoreline is my comfy map

[hallow stream]

I should play terminal

[soft coral]

LOCK IN MARINE

I'm about to shoreline all over

[hallow stream]

realistically how is BSG super mega close to fucking 1.0 release

[fathom verge]

Sentenced to 10 minutes on shoreline

[hallow stream]

but terminal map doesn't exist still

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-medicine-shot-drink-take-in-gif-17089095

[hallow stream]

sir yes sir oorah

[fathom verge]

(because it aint)

[hallow stream]

nah im jokin

waiting on pedro

[fathom verge]

Remember when Russian soldiers were meant to be on streets

[brittle sinew]

Where is town

[fathom verge]

we had streets for like, 3 wipes now

[brittle sinew]

Private sector

[fathom verge]

more

[brittle sinew]

Suburbs

[hallow stream]

wheres me terminal map

[pallid bolt]

buy the arena DLC *$60

[fathom verge]

So there still aren't Bear Rogues like there are USEC rogues

[hallow stream]

are you sillius

[fathom verge]

The Switch to unity 2022 shit the bed because BSG didn't actually research any of the Bugs and Security holes in it

Or they did, and decided they couldn't backtrack now

and just stuck with it regardless

[hallow stream]

pedros taking a bit long first person to type a map name im playing

or im going back to gz and then hanging myself with my own extension cord

[fathom verge]

Don't give up Skeleton..

[brittle sinew]

I alr said snoreline

[hallow stream]

wait

im blind

okay shoreline me go now

[brittle sinew]

I'm just thinkin about how lighthouse was released 8 years ago

Imagine that, crazy how time flies

9 years already

[hallow stream]

if I insta die its on you

[brittle sinew]

I have nothing to lose, go for it champ

[hallow stream]

ugly bastard

toz_demon_69 but he has no toz and is not in fact a demon

i found a zhuk

[fathom verge]

Holy shit, sniper and tool planted first go

[pallid bolt]

the mars

oops wrong channel

[hallow stream]

4 stashes

[fathom verge]

Riddle me this, why is there an Extract from Customs to shoreline

[hallow stream]

just tell me to go fuck myself already game

[fathom verge]

but not from Shorline to customs

[hallow stream]

1 way immigration

[fathom verge]

Denied access at the Customs entrance

Didn;t have my Visa for the Tarkov region

[soft coral]

xal got domed once by a scav with a toz

[hallow stream]

PLEASEEEEEE

[soft coral]

get bent

[hallow stream]

ARESSSSSSS DROP THIS AIR DROP ON ME

AND MY LIFE IS YOUUUUUUURS

ares is a cunt

I got double tapped

[soft coral]

priceless

[brittle sinew]

we've all been there man

[soft coral]

I see him drop in front of me like a sack of potatoes

[brittle sinew]

Oleg hipster, 300m, 20 gauge 6.5mm buckshot

[brittle sinew]

ive seen it with my friends too, i'll find a clip

[hallow stream]

a tt, 20 bullets and a DREAM

back to shoreline

[soft coral]

"ow"

[brittle sinew]

old ass clip, im pretty sure its from at least 2019

[soft coral]

brother that clip is ancient

[brittle sinew]

we had just started out lol

[soft coral]

when I started out it took me 15 scav raids of learningcustoms and then I did 1 raid on customs as a pmc

I got so scared

[brittle sinew]

i just did offline raids, wearing the full eod starter kit

[soft coral]

I scared myself thinking theres people around me meanwhile I was playing on 2 servers back then so the raid was probably empty

[brittle sinew]

and im talking about the old starter kit, with the million pms and cheeses

the big ass zhuk class 6 rig

kiver-m and all

[dapper grotto]

the old factory loadout

[brittle sinew]

i remember when the meta was a tv110 over a gen4 assault

double armor shit

[soft coral]

we go snoreline

matching for 3 hours

game bugs

THANKS

I DIDNT WANT TO GO SHORELINE ANYWAY

[dapper grotto]

shoreline can still eat a massive bag of dicks

[ancient marsh]

door can be only opened from inside

the road to customs gate

[stark torrent]

i go shoreline

i realise why i hate shoreline while loading out of my stash from a well placed headshot at 0:22 seconds in

go back to shoreline

i forget to heal

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[soft coral]

that guy exiting the resort was mad bro

[dapper grotto]

surely there are meds in west wing

[soft coral]

fam using bcp fmjs and I just domed him

[dapper grotto]

[winged mica]

THAT IS SUCH A SHITTY TRADE

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[winged mica]

wait when is this a thing?

[hallow stream]

this is something you would see the punisher use

in a comic

@brittle sinew shoreline gaming

[hallow stream]

mod

hello

[winged mica]

I have not downloaded an item mod

[brittle sinew]

Goated

[hallow stream]

what mods did you download

[hallow stream]

killed 1 scav, stole his shit, left at tunnel

[winged mica]

rogue Lite, unrealistic tarkov, and a mostly just quality of life

[hallow stream]

wtf

idk where that shit is from then

[winged mica]

I think its from the lastest tarkov

[hallow stream]

need to make this saiga-9 useable

aka buy a stock

[stark torrent]

you can , just throw it in the trash

[winged mica]

tyat's the issue

[hallow stream]

wait this scav was fucking BALLING

HE HAD AP IN THE SAIGA 9

[winged mica]

it doesn't even have a Type 1 optic mount

[hallow stream]

[winged mica]

I literally

cant mod it in any capacity

[hallow stream]

no money to use any other gun

id rather just use it and lose it or make it out with a better one by killing some random troglodyte

[winged mica]

yeh i deserved it

[hallow stream]

no helmet anywhere to buy in the store

g fucking g

mask time

[winged mica]

Pacca

[hallow stream]

im fucking invincible

[fathom verge]

The back of the head is still a hitbox...

[hallow stream]

i should gamba it all ngl

and just go fucking factory

nvm its late as fuck and I am a adult so I need to go sleep

[soft coral]

drones done

yay

[pallid bolt]

saiga 9 is kinda peak if you like carbines

basically 0 felt recoil

[hallow stream]

if it shoots its good is how thing stand at the moment

[soft coral]

VENTS READY FOR UPGRADE ALOO

[ancient marsh]

just do pp19

it's the same shit

[pallid bolt]

yes

but

[ancient marsh]

no but

it literally is

[pallid bolt]

saiga 9 has built in better recoil

[ancient marsh]

just one is good and the other one is the saiga

[ancient marsh]

press B when using pp19

also

like

the recoil on the pp19 is so low

i genuinely don't think you can tell the diff

[pallid bolt]

it's also got sizably better MOA

longer barrel

unfortunately you can't swap it onto a PP19

[ancient marsh]

who cares

at a range where the MOA matters, you deal 0 dmg

[fathom verge]

Saiga is really good for pretty cheap

Not expensive to mod either

You can even put a long scope on that shit

[pallid bolt]

im just sayin it's a barebones L0 traders carbine sniper option

if you want it

[fathom verge]

Every time i wanna Factory raid for kills: Empty, No PMCs, all naked pistolmen dying to scavs instantly

Every time i wanna Factory raid to plant that damn case: RPK extended mag lvl5 Armour chads

[soft coral]

humanitarian supplies gotme fucked up

we go raid we see like 5 scavs

ALO

usually everywhere i fuckign look I see 20

[soft coral]

ahem Night time.

YES GUYS HAHA

I CAN"T WAIT TO RUN SHORELINE

FOR HTE NEXT 50 RAIDS

HAHAHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral bro

like

you left

the most fucking populated raid of all time

at 8pm tarkov time

?????????

shots everywhere

my snipers taken

die to a dude

classic

[soft coral]

kekw

[soft coral]

we continue Tomorrow its ok

we gotta go there 5 million more times man

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-nothing-we-can-do-nothing-we-can-do-there-is-gif-17017334091191129728

Just encountered a Brain trust on woods, Had i not been armed with a Mosin maybe id not be doomed

[hallow stream]

Me after the lobotomy

[ancient marsh]

knew it

almost fucking died cause partisan

also WHERE ARE THE SNIPER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVS

[soft coral]

I love watching everyone lose their minds

Feels like....home

Feels good to be back boys

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

oh by the way @soft coral

the quest that needs vpx and RFID

for NO REASON takes away 0.01 jaeger rep

???????????????????????????

i even read quest description

if i turn this in i become 1 short on rep for lvl 4 jaeg

[soft coral]

XD

AHHAAHAH

[ancient marsh]

i mean its ok i can just go gz and look at the mine field

[soft coral]

idk im looking for my virtex and radio

fingers crossed cultists give them to me

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral 6 hr timer is what u want btw

6 hr timer = hideout and quest items

[dapper grotto]

time for the kill killa 6 times daily for 0.01 rep and a half eaten snikers bar

[soft coral]

How to get that

[ancient marsh]

deadass was in that situation last wipe and was doing like 14 grey and 14 wood handle knives weekly

for the rep

[ancient marsh]

https://www.cultistcircle.com/

press auto select

and use what it says

basically hits the minimum threshold for the best rolls at lowest price

just so you know the 6hr isn't guaranteed

it can't be

you can hit 14hr roll too

but hitting a 450k internal value threshold is the only way to get like needed stuff guaranteed

@soft coral

voron btw

wait can you even get pickles with event over?

i think i will focus on punisher tomorrow

speedrun that shit

get prapor 4 and get epsilon

[dapper grotto]

standart ed gamer

good lord

[ancient marsh]

im not ivan to pay 250 for the p2w edition

rawdoggin this shi

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

be like me and gaslight your friends into buying you EOD/Unheard

[ancient marsh]

i already scammed my friend into gifting me max slots

[dapper grotto]

(i didnt they just make terrible financial decisions)

[ancient marsh]

i think i would legit

skip this wipe

if i didnt have max slots

disgusting space issues this wipe cause of fir hideout

4am

perfect time to go to bed

[pallid bolt]

this looks yummy

first raid wish me luck

fucking hate GZ

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-is-that-full-metal-jacket-ronald-lee-ermey-hartman-gif-10321193652437803678

[pallid bolt]

WTT M76 Mod

[fast garden]

the only thing in spt i want

[pallid bolt]

man these SPT bots are whippin me

are they overtuned by default

i don't think one has missed a bullet on me yet

[plucky void]

thats just tarkov ai, you gotta quick peek or you die.

[fathom verge]

Needs more pixels

[pallid bolt]

no they're not like 360 1ms corner peaking me, they're just accurate as fuck

[spring fable]

the nice thing with spt, you can adjust that

[vivid dawn]

When the AI mods are ready by now

Most still isnt due to the switch to the PvE build

[spring fable]

PvE build?

[vivid dawn]

Spt switched from pvp live to pve live

They use the garbage PvE mode structure now

[spring fable]

huh
well im still on 3.8

dunno, sounds like im gonna stay there a bit longer

[vivid dawn]

Underwhelming due to the lack of all the new juicy content

[spring fable]

wdym?
Pve not on par with pvp version?

[vivid dawn]

No

Old spt build lacking content

[spring fable]

hmm yeah, ive seen a few new quests n weapons in online tarkov i dont have yet

on the other hand tho, it just works, and i got all the mods i need rn

[spring fable]

didnt they ad an option to improve performance om streets or something btw.?

[vivid dawn]

Good joke

[fathom verge]

bsg wanna split streets into two maps to fix performance

[vivid dawn]

Would be smart if you can reach the other part via transition like Ivan does due his high demand and consume of white monster energy

[stark torrent]

that is the plan but it has its issues

1. another bullshit loading screen with chances to get disconnected and die lol
   2.Would make the transit camped as fuck

And like, Streets itself isnt a big map terrain wise, it just has a lot of detailed interiors

So how would they split it up , it would make it even more cramped, some spawns are already dogshit

They would have to lower PMC count as well

[fathom verge]

Splitting it in two would turn streets from one of the better maps to another shitter

Streets being this huge map was meant to be a crowning jewel for Bsg, and breaking it into parts would be a confession that they just can’t fix their shitty performance

Also the jaegar wounded quest failing even after youve completed it is Bullshit

YOU told me i had completed it, no other quest Uncompletes itself like that

I killed those 3 scavs without healing, I just happened to have healed after killing 2 more PMCs

[soft coral]

xd

wtf is this

[soft coral]

thanksscav

[soft coral]

casually got a 1.9 mil key

from a random dead scav that nobody looted

CINEMA

got this yesterday

this is what running shoreline does to a mf

[soft coral]

mm yes I love flipping

[ancient marsh]

my highest streak was 35

THIS IS PS 762x39

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[soft coral]

gj I guess?

[ancient marsh]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT WAS LIKE 3 HEADSHOTS POINT BLANK

[soft coral]

allegedly this is on factory

[ancient marsh]

uncompletable

it disappears when u extract

[soft coral]

scav?

and also