💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

what ammo do i sell first

[ancient marsh]

wym

why sell either

[fast garden]

he doesnt know

[ancient marsh]

i do not know

[fast garden]

that was me clearing my inventory space

[soft coral]

me with x39

JUST GIVE ME MY MUTANT MAN

[fast garden]

its still abysmal dogshit why do you want that

it was the meta to end all metas and it was killed for that

[soft coral]

idk

[fast garden]

oh wow thats cheap

[soft coral]

did they nerf it?

[fast garden]

probably before the last time you played with it

im sure you played with it after nerf

gun has dogshit ergo and horrible velocity

[soft coral]

last I played with it

was the wipe before streets expansion

like 0.13 or so

or 14

dont remember

after lv 40 I ran rd740 and mutants exclusively

[ancient marsh]

irrelevant stat

[fast garden]

aight bro

[fast garden]

ah ok nvm i guess

figured you played like .12 mutant

still shit gun

[soft coral]

.12 no

irrelevant stat when my gun takes legit a second to aim in

and the pmc swings it like a sledgehammer and in that time I get domed

yes bro

very irelevant

[ancient marsh]

i meant velocity

ergo is why i never used the mutant

RD always

[soft coral]

x39 velocity is not an issue

[ancient marsh]

on RD you can run like

Rk2 + zhukov + supp + drum mag

and it's still usable

[soft coral]

people dont know how to lead shots

after the 50th raid with a x39 gun you learn how to lead

[soft coral]

Legit my setup

on gnag

go woods with that mow down half the raid

[fast garden]

mutant is still expressively dogshit velocity

not just 39 being kinda slow

[ancient marsh]

like look at this foolishness

35 ergo

will all this bullshit

swap to SE5 and it's 51 ergo

[fast garden]

ew

fucking rk2 dogshit makes gun worse

lmao

[ancient marsh]

meanwhile mutant with a 30

[ancient marsh]

i run rk2 with rd with 30's

[fast garden]

why would you intentionally use the rk2 ever

[ancient marsh]

this is like a default build

[ancient marsh]

cause you can

with RD

[fast garden]

only use for that garbage is 0 ergo sa58

[ancient marsh]

the ergo allows it

[soft coral]

how is this bad

[ancient marsh]

its below average for sure

[soft coral]

but not bad

[fast garden]

its bottom of the barrel, actually put a bullet in it, it lowers

[soft coral]

takes a little to get used to

WOMP WOMP

[fast garden]

its part of the reason why i dont like the sv98 a ton

slower travel than mosin by like, 200ms

more lead is more room for error

more room for someone to dodge shots

velo is consistency

[soft coral]

idk I've played enough raids with rd to where its not an issue

or with mutant

[fast garden]

rd is good enough everywhere else

rd goat

[soft coral]

I'm simply used to ti

[fast garden]

i mean its not for most thing tbf

not an issue i mean

but like, its a comfort thing

[soft coral]

unless youre lightouse or shoreline maybe....

everywhere else its goated

[fast garden]

i get dragged there a shit ton

so theres that

[soft coral]

I like the rd

but the mutant is just too slick

[fast garden]

fuck

[soft coral]

we have the powdery snow

insane for making balls

just realized since I'm 31

I've reached the last 9 levels for lv4 traders

apart from ragman who is 42 but fuck him

[fast garden]

? bro what

rag 4 is fucking nuts

buy sledge for 90k

grab defender 2

get plates

sell defender

2 class 5 plates for 40k

[stark torrent]

yeah the balancing is just kek

[fast garden]

it really fucking is

[soft coral]

Maybe I'm used to the old ragman

what i meant was

[stark torrent]

ngl i feel this wipe will sadly play like last wipe which will become stale quickly

oh well

[fast garden]

new rag is different

[soft coral]

lv4 traders who have the attachments and guns

[fast garden]

i can tell just by flea

[stark torrent]

yeah

[fast garden]

why in gods name is everything so cheap

[stark torrent]

oh yeah the soviet thermal

put it in the cultist circle or whatever

not worth even touching

[fast garden]

figures

[soft coral]

watch a landmark vid
bro gets pushed by complete bots

[stark torrent]

basically no use outside hideout , hoses are 8k

8 fucking k

they were 400k

[fast garden]

cheap ks23

[soft coral]

Just realized
because scavs loot containers

thats why shit feels empty now

they loot a container and then travel half the map

[fast garden]

rarely yeah

uh oh

[stark torrent]

@fast garden honestly an even better one for ragman, just buy 3 rolers, arond 150k, get the HPC , take the best plates and the lightest , sell the hpc back for 50-60k idk

so you get 2 best class 5 plates for 100k

[fast garden]

oh man

[fast garden]

yeah but like class 5 is class 5

the uh

new rig barter prolly good too

rig sells back for 80k

[stark torrent]

yeah the hpc has uhmpe 0.900kg class 5

[fast garden]

plates are a bit better than the shit defender ones

[stark torrent]

the G3C whatever they called

[fast garden]

but barter is more cost effective

kept some for me

the iedy friend req crashing my game

[stark torrent]

Another CPU Fryed

[fast garden]

this max offer count thing is annoying

[stark torrent]

it was fixed in the patch notes for this wipe

same as cultist circle empty

[fast garden]

i love bsg

i have to play find the random attachment thats on another attachment

wont let me build a dbal

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tEIWAKu7pVk?si=_TidCRT7UFPZuPJU@theenegotiator @stark torrent

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://youtube.com/shorts/dEZO3vzxva8?si=_jMWnjPp6Lf2317j @fast garden

comment: Bosnian IED

i love cooldee

[fast garden]

another one

gonna empty my junk boxes and then fill them up with fp100 filters again

and gpus

why are bloodsets 70k

[heady crescent]

14

[pallid bolt]

womp

the griller

[fast garden]

literally flipping AVS rigs

flip everything lmao

ruin the economy

[wintry ridge]

yummers

"surely making hideout items require FIR will fix the flea economy"

bsg is retarded sometimes

literally just add a bought tag to stuff and make it so it cant be listed on flea again

remove fir requirements for everything else

[fast garden]

its all they had to do

fir hideout is kinda cool tho

[wintry ridge]

just prevent stuff from being flipped but let us list stuff you died with

[wintry ridge]

eh

just make it so flea bought stuff cant go in hideout

easy

dont make it so dying with a toolkit sends you back like 10 irl hours

or used to

i think you can make them now

[fast garden]

yeah the craft was good

thats the thing

i like fir hideout

and if they add some crafts and shit, maybe quest rewards for fir shit

it could be more popular

i like it bc it rewards picking up various different things instead of just rushing btc spawns for hideout

[fast garden]

before and after

[fast garden]

well shit now i really REALLY need these dumbass cables

[pallid bolt]

i've found a ton in SPT

[wintry ridge]

reserve scav time

[fast garden]

lmao

theres no loot on that map

[wintry ridge]

there is still

[fast garden]

mcables? streets/LH/labs

[wintry ridge]

just very well hidden

[fast garden]

i just ratted the hell out of Emm3d i feel so bad

i did NOT realize i was here already

time to figure out if he is still borked as shit

[stark torrent]

Ibuprofen and medcase barter

[stark torrent]

Sadly he is, at least the cultists spawn at the entrance of the checkpoint lmao

And they aggro

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll

MOOOODS I SEE A COOCK

[compact knoll]

Fat load

[soft coral]

Man I love going lighthouse 300 times for these radios

[soft coral]

reserve barely spawns them

just go lighthouse

legit

night time so that you dont get laser beamed by the terminator a.I

well

eh

[ancient marsh]

broo

[soft coral]

Forgot to take out the mag for the rsas lel

with all of these

nearly lv32

lmao

oh wait

I can do my daily

then complete sew it good and we have it

[soft coral]

fk this game

[granite token]

Sbey frog

[soft coral]

where are my tv rigs mannnn

WAITER WAITER MORE HIGH END AMMO

Kys

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral

[soft coral]

Most gey thing you've posted so far

[compact knoll]

we're just getting started

[soft coral]

oh naw

insane weekly

no idea where I'd find glocks

I guess weapon crates and pray

[compact knoll]

rogues

[soft coral]

mmm

they usually have 1911s and m9s

I guess off to lighthouse we go

thankfully nobody loots them I've noticed

I've went there 10 times now mor or less

none were looted

People dont want the gear

and they actually have an m4

that has the unobtainable supressor

only they have it

[compact knoll]

the rc2

i have some i think

i even used it on my gun

[soft coral]

that supressor is loot only

you can find it its just rare cuz you need to loot 300 gun crates

omw to factory to look for the stupid tv rigs

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral why arent u at work or sth

its 11 am

ur spamming eft

[soft coral]

I start work at 2:30pm

[ancient marsh]

night shift?

[soft coral]

afternoon shift

but yes I suppose

not much I can do I'm waiting for them to put me on 4hrs

[compact knoll]

a single one

[soft coral]

a single one.

I mean atm I'm most likely not going to do rraids I'll do scavs

looking for my tv rigs

I had 2 of them for ragman

NO idea where they went

[ancient marsh]

ran out or you sold em

[soft coral]

nah I legit had them FIR

I even had items in em so that I Dont sell em

I got scammed

either I go inter or factory to farm them

but factory is cancer pmcs dont leave

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Insanity is raiding the same fucking map, over and over and over again expecting...to clap chads. That. Is. Crazy. The first time a scav told me that, I dunno I thought they were bullshitting me so boom...I one tapped him. The thing is...he was right. Then I started seeing it everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking PMCs, doing the exact same thing over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time I'm gonna one tap. Nononono please, this time I'm gonna one tap.' I'm sorry... I don't like the way you're looking at me! You think my kit is trash? Think my ammo is bad? Think I'm poor? fuck you!

It's okay man, the thing is, okay? the thing is I went MIA once already. And it's not like I am bad at the game.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[ancient marsh]

wedonotcare

[compact knoll]

It is day 39. 477 consecutive shoreline raids.

[soft coral]

nikita: tarkov is 1.0 ready guys
meanwhile the game: nearly shits itself and causes my pc to bluescreen each time I create a gun

[ancient marsh]

i hate when modding a gun with with not a lot of space, you figure out how to organize inventory but the game is dumber than you, bugs out and resets progress

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

I've still not gotten the X item from the resort because I keep getting crabbed on
this cannot continue.

God blease let me get the rigs

NOT A SINGLE SCAV WITH AT V RIG

ALOOOOOOOOO

YES @ancient marsh @compact knoll

YESSS

HE HAS IT

WOOOOOOOO

[ancient marsh]

i hope you explode

[soft coral]

wow

@stark torrent @fast garden

WE DID IT

WE ESCAPED

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

I can buy salewa
craft them so I level up crafting

oh ok

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

TODAY is the day we escaped tarkov

[stark torrent]

funny thing the menu is still there

you can go in

its just invisible

cinema

[soft coral]

thats why the menu got bugged

they clicked one button they broke half the game

[stark torrent]

Oh im about to help the hand allright

[soft coral]

iedy please

its 12:05

save the brainrot for later

lemme guess

package is in the middle of the sawnmill surrounded by landmines and rogues

its at the depot

waow

[stark torrent]

Woods

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[soft coral]

its at the depot probably

somewhere

[pseudo storm]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1879192482564772307

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn) on X

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 3:42 PM

[soft coral]

the first clip is from old factory

THIS IS HOW LONG IT TAKES THEM

TO DEVELOP SHIT

[compact knoll]

bro

the double barrel was tiesered legit like 5 years ago

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

please god give me the last tv104

LMAO I"D BE SO MAD

get folded lil bro

mosin without irons

oh naw

fam emptied an entire mag into me

hit my arms and stomach

idk how he missed so much I was right infront of him

WOAW

ok i can finally buy good helmets

[ancient marsh]

he doesn't have ref lvl 2/3

[soft coral]

I mean

bastion is all I need tbh

[ancient marsh]

i can buy ulachs

HAH

[soft coral]

I mean

gj

[ancient marsh]

sit

[soft coral]

its still lv4

just different name and you get ear protection

Good for u

[ancient marsh]

BLACK ulachs

[soft coral]

black bastion does the same thing

not that different

[ancient marsh]

ear prot is massive tho

awww no mate

[soft coral]

111k exp to 33

here we go

now leveling starts getting cancer

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/Pestily/status/1879477499517907277

Pestily (@Pestily) on X

How is this still possible? No clipping, speed hacking or anything that is outside the normal parameters of the game should automatically get an account flagged. I literally jumped on for 1 raid of labs with friends and this is what we saw.

Fix it plz! @bstategames @nikgeneburn

Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 10:35 AM

@soft coral ayo prophunt

[soft coral]

rip tree

[hallow stream]

How do ppl not know in 2025 how to embed a twitter video

[ancient marsh]

i dont use twitter also go fuck yourself

🖕

[stark torrent]

Currently, Twitter is blocked in eight countries around the world: China, Iran, Myanmar, North Korea, Pakistan, Russia, Turkmenistan and Venezuela.

[fast garden]

Uh oh I see the doohickey

[compact knoll]

whole backpack i guess

[soft coral]

fk the snow

Not in game

AND I HAVE TO GO OFFICE TODAY

JEBEM MU MAJKU

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-cat-kitten-cat-gif-16624793949582456154

ivan wishes he was this guy

[soft coral]

yes

[hallow stream]

Skill issue

Get skill

[ancient marsh]

your mother has high competitive rank on my penis

[hallow stream]

You are the 1 in 148 men that have a micro penis

[ancient marsh]

enough to fill your mother

it's not the weapon, it's how you use it

[hallow stream]

Ur mad ur mad

[ancient marsh]

minor spelling error

retard

[hallow stream]

Says the troglodyte

[ancient marsh]

yes

[fast garden]

It’s funny but there’s good reason why blanket automatically flagging movement isn’t auto banned

Think of all the super man jumps, turbo lag, falling through the map etc

[ancient marsh]

i remember a guy got banned for accidentally going out of the map lol

[fast garden]

That and most movement cheats are lag based

[fast garden]

Exactly

This fucking game

[compact knoll]

it shouldnt auto ban

it should flag

[hallow stream]

Its cause tarkov solely relies off of people reporting the right person

That and well cheaters have obvious cheating stats

[stark torrent]

Right now im pretty sure all bans are manual and most bans are made by popular streamer circle sending id's and raids to BSG like Pestily does

[hallow stream]

Yup

Its been proven time and time again battle eye as a anti cheat does not work in the slightest on any game its used

[stark torrent]

And even then , only works on completely blatant flying hackers or shit , BSG still will not ban based on stats alone

They need to see the cheater fly through the map to immediately ban him or shit

[hallow stream]

Its quite sad

[stark torrent]

So a guy with half a brain with only wallhacks can literally go undetected for eons

As long as you are not retarded , they will not catch you

[hallow stream]

All they would have to do is replace the anti cheat with a semi competent

One

[hallow stream]

The wiggler

[stark torrent]

THis game needs it's own Anticheat developed from scratch

And this requires investments

Which BSG will not do

[hallow stream]

Do you think the bsg devs are capable of making a anti cheat

[stark torrent]

Not them

They need to pay someone

To make it for them

But like specificaly for Tarkov

[hallow stream]

If they were to pay someone to make a anti cheat and said anti cheat making team were to see tarkovs code

[stark torrent]

And obviously it will cost a lot

[hallow stream]

I'm pretty sure 90% of the team would just

Kill themselves

[stark torrent]

No but they will probably ask a crazy price

Since it will be hell to work with

But it wont happen , they will not waste resources on this

[hallow stream]

Sadly papa nikita need new 3 grand gucci shirt and 5 more mercedes benz

[stark torrent]

Im pretty sure they would need Western / Foreign developers to make a good anticheat , which is already rule nr 1 of BSG

they dont want foreigners

they only want Russian based ppl to work on their stuff

and evne Nikita said, Russian devs are less experienced but much cheaper

for the price of 1 good western dev they can get 3 russian ones

he said it like years ago

game is pretty much cooked in this regard , only thing that saves Tarkov is , whenever they do a technical update for the anticheat, the cheats need like 1-2 days downtime to update

that is the only saving grace

this wipe it took like 1 week before cheats were back on updated

[hallow stream]

Thats why the next game they make is also gonna be coded like shit

Might as well just close down his studio and run with the money

He can live a good lavish life

[stark torrent]

Well the "next" game wont be multiplayer so at least there is that

They wont have to bother with cheaters and desync and shit

But it will also not be developed in the next 50 years

[hallow stream]

Wait

So single player tarkov but shit

Insanity

Bsg can't make ai for shit, only reason tarkov exists is cause the market is very niche and nobody has done it better than bsg and thats mostly because the companies that do try have no funding and are complete fucking amateurs

Or well a mobile game company

It will never not be crazy how much better spt modders are than actual bsg devs
And the ones that made the best and most downloaded mods are legit college students

Forgoted to add that

Need to find a tank battery on live

[ancient marsh]

oh my glob we got sunlight on fort

[stark torrent]

yeah idk why they didnt keep winter lol

[compact knoll]

oh are we back to greenerry

[stark torrent]

only arena

[ancient marsh]

halfway with weekly on arena
it's checkpoint
winter event ends
people played checkpoint because of the winter missions
mfw nobody cares about checkpoint anymore

[compact knoll]

[dapper grotto]

playing objective mode

with randos

big mistake

[ancient marsh]

wait i earn fucking ZERO ROUBLES FOR A LOSS??????????

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

this has to be a bug

i lost 9k for a 10 minute game

cause i teamkilled

[stark torrent]

nope

loss = no money

classic

[ancient marsh]

this is glorpshit

mate

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

This has always been a thing and also why arena is retarded

[stark torrent]

well at least quests count

imagine if they didnt

if u lost

[ancient marsh]

CAN I STOP HAVING DOUBLE THE KILLS OF MY TEAAM

honestly deserved, didn't carry hard enough

played like 4 games

carried ALL

zero wins

ok

ok

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

Man , fk this game

frfr

[fast garden]

Bro is theorizing

[soft coral]

im at work and still hating

priorities people , priorities

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent

like

kill yourself

if you are on my team

deadass, i don't need you, you aren't doing anything either way

[stark torrent]

AWWWW MATE

You cant park there

https://x.com/TarkovBasement/status/1879528974394515662

Tarkov Basement Guy (@TarkovBasement) on X

Don't open the wardrobe bro, it's better just stay...

#MiSide #Mita #EscapefromTarkov #ミサイド #タルコフ @MiSide_Japan

Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 2:00 PM

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

so much torque it speeds up the earths rotation

[ancient marsh]

YOUNG MAAAAAN

fmj sx

[fast garden]

enforcer moment

FmjSX poopy

[dapper grotto]

oh christ the miside infection has hit tarkob

[vivid dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1189656821368103003/image.png?ex=6788ba80&is=67876900&hm=31b6c4feb39b9852155d9594eed1016324ee7b89e1dc31020a06a8426dd0d5e5&

friendly reminder

Game is BS

[fast garden]

God fuck what did you do tickle him in the arm with igolnik

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1329144728083759184/image.png?ex=678945fd&is=6787f47d&hm=fbdff0982f4ac9b67c3537c9d264e60d13cb030b5bd20b31bdcfad728cb15de7&

[stark torrent]

Yeah this is absolutely funny af

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hop on tarkov pookie

@soft coral where

[wraith wagon]

god bless

[fast garden]

Noice

If only it was the 60mil diamond like the past

[fast garden]

Yeah.

I don’t know what imma do for my last grenadier

Since they don’t kill anymore

Blow a pistolings legs off and drop 4 on him

He walks away

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/6pum6iRdxm

Fucking nikita burner

Arguing with me

I know who’s behind that account

[compact knoll]

pay 250 for game

pay 50 every month not to fight cheaters

[fast garden]

Literally the argument I made

Fucking nikita burner account man I’m telling you

[fathom verge]

broken English
constantly repeating that running online servers isn’t free

Yknow what it just might be

[ancient marsh]

guys if you pay money i promise you cheaters will be gone

TANGO DOWN

sit

[fast garden]

Fucking exactly

[compact knoll]

aeugh

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[ancient marsh]

btw @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @soft coral small flea life hack, when you wanna list stuff quickly use the new add offer context menu button and press the button in "min" top right above the item in the window pops up, the MIN is actually accurate now

whats the most accurate shotgun?

spa tour part 1

headshots with 12 ga

[stark torrent]

i did it with revolver

magnum

[ancient marsh]

MTS looks good yeah

[ancient marsh]

im thinking slugs but idk

[compact knoll]

shooting scavs with m61 hurts

[stark torrent]

sure but dont get slugs that can 1 tap thorax

[ancient marsh]

every single one can

[fast garden]

Realistically the 155

Or uh

Is the 153 the long barrel

I hate them all I never remember

The one with the default long barrel is what you should use

[ancient marsh]

155 is ass

[north lagoon]

FINALLY got to lvl 15

[ancient marsh]

20 moa

153 is like 10

[fast garden]

Yeah not the 155 it’s shit

Just use 153

Revolver shotgun is comically bad

[north lagoon]

I can now at least stand a chance against customs players, been trying to get Bad Rep Evidence done for 2 days now

[ancient marsh]

do u hit the flare

[north lagoon]

What?

Speak English

[fast garden]

Idk that’s pretty fucking legible to me

[north lagoon]

Flare extract?

[fast garden]

Yeah

[north lagoon]

Yeah that with bad rep gets me to Prapor II

[fast garden]

Easiest way out of customs

[ancient marsh]

yes

[north lagoon]

But I keep running into chads or getting shot from the factories

[ancient marsh]

do you try to do the flare extract after grabbing the folder

[north lagoon]

I can’t even get to the folder lol

[ancient marsh]

lol ok take it slow try night time

[north lagoon]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking too, daytime customs just ain’t working out

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden

I GUESSED

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/juQxmEvB45hWHwXMd?invite=cr-MSxPTkMsMzIyMTUzNzU0LA

[soft coral]

finally I get to go home

[ancient marsh]

LIST OFFER

GAME FUCKING CRASHES

MY BAD BRUH

WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

does anyone feel like the SR3M has lower fire rate than the val?

even tho they should be the same

[soft coral]

Yes I love insurance

I legit made like a mill in kits

from selling em

@ancient marsh @north lagoon @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll

I will fucking

KILL MYSELF

[fast garden]

nice

i havent been cucked yet

this wipe

[soft coral]

the gift has been bestowed

[fast garden]

last wipe it was every other turn in

[soft coral]

yes I will bestow myself out the window

[fast garden]

nothing

[fast garden]

ANA M2 my goat

33k for rig off flea

toss plates in

gg

[hallow stream]

fucking finally the spt mods I needed to play spt are up to date

so damn happy

[soft coral]

I took that in raid

with no plates

cuz

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135712402491572254/1307039886788001904/Horse.gif

[soft coral]

I didn't know how the plates system works

and still don't

[north lagoon]

What did you put in?

[soft coral]

svds and kedrs

[fast garden]

lmaoo

[soft coral]

gave me a 16 hour timer

jebem mu picku

[soft coral]

ay listen

my aim still works from the last wipes

[fast garden]

damn fr, just stock svds and 4 kedrs?

[north lagoon]

Aj brate that sucks

[soft coral]

I was holding angle on dorms iedy ran first floor and popped on the stairs in front of me I instantly domed him

so we're good

it was a nasty 1 tap

what is this fps on interchange

no way

AYO

[north lagoon]

Sacrifice the GPU

See what happens

[fast garden]

its value based so no point

[soft coral]

I GOTTA GO

[fast garden]

bing chilling is gonna find u bro

[soft coral]

FROM A DUFFLE

XD

OMG

[fast garden]

gg you are getting hunted

[brittle sinew]

rammstein enjoyer

[soft coral]

I HAVE TO GO

[north lagoon]

Nikita has answered your prayers

[fast garden]

is the frostbite bullshit over

[soft coral]

WE OUT

WE OUT

WOOOOOOO

FUCK THE DOUBTERS

I WON

[fast garden]

nice

[soft coral]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAMOSSSSSS @fast garden @north lagoon @brittle sinew

intel lv 1 boys

[brittle sinew]

mashallah

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

well

gg

time to never play pmc again

[north lagoon]

Nice job

Go scab and hunt PMCs now

[soft coral]

Thanks

hunt pmcs?

nah bruh we hunt loot

[fast garden]

im so close to lvl 3 intel

[soft coral]

we hunt rouble

[fast garden]

scav main will happen

[soft coral]

yooo fence

[fast garden]

fence done robbed a 100 hr timmy

of his best gun

[pallid bolt]

that's a solid L1-2 trader build minus the suppressor

magpul my beloved

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/KdYKee

tor 2 fs stopped a teamates SOST

divine intervention

[soft coral]

bro pulled a iedy and an ivan

luckily he survived

[pallid bolt]

is sost the T1 or T2

[fast garden]

33 pen

lmao

class 3 FS

[pallid bolt]

I'm thinking of RRLP

[fast garden]

yeah thats like

13-17 pen idk shit

its bad

thats all that matters

[pallid bolt]

it's like cities CQC round

reduced ricochet low penetration

[fast garden]

yeah i know what it is

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/7rP3vn

also the rat

[soft coral]

man I'd love to use nvidia recording but jesus christ that shit makes the files like so large

the fk are we recording 70mm 8k?

[fast garden]

i like outplayed because i am too stupid to clip things i want

so it does everything

[soft coral]

be like me

caveman style

use obs and just make a 4 hour recording

of raidsback to back

[fast garden]

thats fucking raw

lmao

[soft coral]

Thanks

I like it raw

yooo

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246140539039252481/1329157435457540179/twitter_20210906_085752.mp4?ex=678951d3&is=67880053&hm=ba72c0b1e250c1894cc89d45a8581ec7fcc8cce776b14860192b8042299901bd&

[soft coral]

tarkov balancing is so scuffed bro

you unlock this at peacekeeper 3

and the supressor is locked behind a quest

like , what?

[fast garden]

bis supressor

pk 3

cheaper than everything else

[soft coral]

I buy that one and run it on anything I cna

with the white muzzle

[soft coral]

although expensive

its so strong

[fast garden]

make it make sense

[hallow stream]

time for this fuckass shit to begin, only toz, remington and the ks-23 can and will be used, maximum AI settings and a revolver to play russian roulette with once I lose a GPU, zero to hero

[fast garden]

yeah i mean it is bis

[hallow stream]

tarkov in a enjoyable way? whats that

[soft coral]

no spt in my tarkov hating channel

bugger off

[hallow stream]

you will get touched by gypsies

[north lagoon]

Godspeed soldier

[fast garden]

everyone in this channel already has

[soft coral]

omw to loot wrenches on woods

thee wanna come?

[fast garden]

sure why not

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[soft coral]

add me

you know my username

[fast garden]

indeeed

though fair warning i am middle US so we gonna have to figure out a server

[soft coral]

I dont mind lag

we're scavving

its late for me to play pmc

[fast garden]

realest shit ever gonna DC and reconnect into more loot

[soft coral]

I will go to bed and have nightmares about shoreline

hell naw

if you can find me any of these

I would love you

[fast garden]

3 fucking glocks lmao

just craft the wparts tbh

glocks is easy ish off rouges

[hallow stream]

ive went this entire live wipe without actually seeing 1 weapon part

[fast garden]

the invite just killed itself

[soft coral]

it didn't

I went into raid by accident

[soft coral]

crafting nixor lenses

[fast garden]

wonder what my ping to these servers is gonna be

[soft coral]

so I can spy on therapist when she showers

[fast garden]

she 100% has a penis bro

[soft coral]

I regret saying that

[fast garden]

wow uh

[soft coral]

.

[fast garden]

it just super errored me

[fast garden]

i remember.

[soft coral]

why is my fps so high

[fast garden]

the matching timer went negative interger overflow

and kicked me the fuck out

what did you do ivan

[soft coral]

I'm so sorry

[fast garden]

erm

try 2

hey its stable

i found some more new rare spawns at train depot

[soft coral]

OK

broke my leg

fk

help

[fast garden]

uh

imma find something

where did you break it lmao

[soft coral]

I"M AT BUNKER

scav bunker

[fast garden]

LMAO HOW

I WAS RIGHT THERE

imma go backt o uh uesc i guess

find pk or splint

[soft coral]

I'm across scav bunker

on the other place

[fast garden]

okyeah

[soft coral]

going to abbandoned

[fast garden]

heard that

[soft coral]

I looted usec dry

[fast garden]

damn i can tell was looking for vodkas

[soft coral]

I drink whiskey

[fast garden]

my man

[soft coral]

300 iq communication

[fast garden]

AHAHAHA THE SURGERY

[soft coral]

fk this game bro

[fast garden]

yeah i didnt even have the exfil

naded myselfg

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

FK THIS GAME

[fast garden]

0.3 exfil for you?

[soft coral]

I didn't exfil

[fast garden]

some shit like that

[soft coral]

all because

[fast garden]

that was fucking tragic

[soft coral]

I tripped on a pebble

[fast garden]

i was so fucking confused how you broke your leg since i thought i heard you go into the bunker

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-the-pizza-here-gif-19682232

[soft coral]

I was in usec

and fell off

on one of the stones

AND SOMEHOW IT BROKE MY LEG

[fast garden]

fucking briliant

[soft coral]

the game of all time

@fast garden you can do 1 more?

[fast garden]

yeah

ofc

[soft coral]

haha....

oh

omw to do this game

eventually...

[fast garden]

find random hiding spot

drop a cheese and a pistol

[soft coral]

my foot is not stepping on reserve

[fast garden]

profit

[fast garden]

yeah fuck that map i went there to do punisher and that was it

[soft coral]

WE AINT GOING RESERVE GANG

reserve is the new interchange

[fast garden]

im just trolling atp

[soft coral]

wait my fps seems good now

what happened

[fast garden]

hideout

an enigmatic thing

[soft coral]

I turned on high quality color

game crashed

oh.

ok

[fast garden]

quicker that way instead of having to tell you that you must reboot

what if you wanted to run the g28, but peace keeper said

[soft coral]

real

ngl peacekeeper was my homie

we bout to break up this guy too stingy this wipe

doesn't sell shit

????????

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

YO

[fast garden]

menu fps

[soft coral]

70% gpu btw

[fast garden]

the scav loadouts are nuts man

[soft coral]

we both have keycards

[fast garden]

lmao was about to say

labs transit scavs

in another world

[soft coral]

join the vc

if u can

[hallow stream]

yea ngl cranking the AI to max is a mistake these mfers play better than 90% of the tarkov community

[fast garden]

was wondering how long that would take

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aq41i4Pt420?si=bzfqd5XXzl9qmO6j

@fast garden

[fast garden]

IM FUCKING DYING

[sweet wolf]

Anyone want to group up for tarkov

[hallow stream]

A full squad of chad bots pulled up on me, 5 i kill 3 of them with toz

Then i get jump peaked by the last 2 that are left and well

Die

The ai pulls synchronized maneuvers on you its funny ngl

[fast garden]

the whole thing about btr stinks

80 percent spawn

except he can late spawn

and he can despawn

[wintry ridge]

real

[fast garden]

something about this

[fast garden]

be fuckin fr

850 hrs

ttv

last streamed 3 years ago

twitch bio says "i play tarkov"

uh huh

feels bad man

[north lagoon]

So I tried the company director room on Customs yesterday, got two locked safes

Any idea how to unlock them, can’t find any answers online

[fast garden]

they are perma locked

key is just for the quest

guy takes btr before i can get to it

i set up to camp him because fuck him

headshot through an impossible LOS through 7 trees in the middle of nowhere

k

[untold harness]

Not tark but close enough

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126278430711873598/1329283305346171021/ChadJuicer.mp4?ex=6789c70c&is=6788758c&hm=7e7a72487931bdf015b80d49357083fac906714b2cc136c3705b661c3c337a4a&

[fast garden]

activate windows in the fucking vr is insane bro

those turns are disorienting as fuck too

jeez

the death screams audible from that far is funny

wish that neat little magnifier was in tarkov

[untold harness]

Nah its not visible in the actual vr screen

its just cause its capturing my desktop

[pallid bolt]

pull the trigger bro damn

[untold harness]

The turns are bad when on vid cause you arent prepared for them 😔

[untold harness]

No

[wintry ridge]

hiii scavkisser

[untold harness]

[wintry ridge]

🫵

[fast garden]

fucking took forever but i finished the first set of btr tasks

i love that you can do shit like this to the mutant

[pallid bolt]

the AK-15

[pseudo storm]

Its actually kinda neat

[fast garden]

tbh that build is kinda badass

might run that later

just how it is

[fast garden]

the PR57

yall gotta see this

https://x.com/dianexis/status/1879640465513054273?s=46

𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 (@Dianexis) on X

MAY THE SUN NEVER SET ON THE KELTEC COCAINE EMPIRE

X · Jan 15, 2025, 9:23 PM

[fathom verge]

Stripper clip pistol

very epic

[fast garden]

funniest damn thing ive ever seen

[pseudo storm]

Wonder what the price is

[fathom verge]

400 USD

https://www.keltecweapons.com/firearm/pistols/pr57/

Interesting stuff honestly

[pallid bolt]

its cheaper to give the robber your wallet than to unload 10 rounds of 5.7 into him

[fathom verge]

You don’t shoot a robber over money friend

You shoot em cause it’s fun

And because trespassing is very rude

[brittle sinew]

How it feels to use 20 SS190 rounds on a scav

[pallid bolt]

always keep a scav mag along with your PMC mags

30 flesh rounds are a lot cheaper than 30 AP

[north lagoon]

@ancient marsh Tried nighttime customs, got Tigr Safari, Bad Rep, and the flare quest done in one raid

Thanks for the tip

[ancient marsh]

use scav mag
line up a headshot on a pmc far away
swap mag to AP mag
chamber was loaded with an HP round

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://youtu.be/OKAdOQwJf6g?si=Hvyt4GZc_od6EEh0

man I love bulgaria

wait wtf do we do with ornaments? @fast garden

tree is no longer here

[stark torrent]

sell

[soft coral]

ok

[stark torrent]

they are like 12k each

[soft coral]

gm iedy

[stark torrent]

mornin

[soft coral]

lol

it does spawn

I'll always check this spawn

free intel bro

[stark torrent]

Im good at pvp but cries if he has to fight a 2 man or more

Get bent

[soft coral]

brother has NEVER heard of night raids