💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mayonnaise-drink-food-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-gif-27660619

[soft coral]

real

is avs with these plates good?

I barely know anything about the new plates man

[ancient marsh]

iirc it's level 3 soft armor

so it should be decent

[soft coral]

it says class 4

what

[ancient marsh]

soft armor dumbass

not the plates

u see the arrow next to armor class

point at that

on MMAC vest

lvl 2 soft armor, and has lvl 4 plates in it

soft armor is the kevlar the vest is made of

[ancient marsh]

egg on bed too

@fast garden what map

[fast garden]

woods

[soft coral]

Biboin on bed

new area gaming damn

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-jesse-hitting-wheel-jesse-angry-jesse-in-car-gif-26259026

[soft coral]

Brother

the moment I unlock this

I am MOWING people down

give me an rd

or a mutant

and a couple of these and people will drop

just like your mom dropped for me yesterday ayyy lmao

I might end it soon

@stark torrent my manager knows about tarkov

WE LOST

HE SAID HE LIKES CAMPING FACTORY EXTRACT

OH NAW

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laughing-don't-laugh-don'tlaugh-ishowspeed-laughing-gif-15284676702826611657

would it be wrong to dip your cock into his morning coffee

every day

[soft coral]

xal wanna go kill him?

[ancient marsh]

i was gonna go less extreme

[compact knoll]

where is that even

oh new area

damn

[fast garden]

yeah

super free

almost no one ever goes over there

for now

[compact knoll]

how do you get there

btr?

[fast garden]

yea

most people also have no idea how to leave

not without the secret exfil note

its basically a mini lightkeeper island

i feel like theres a couple rare spawns i dont know about too

[compact knoll]

how do you

[fast garden]

over the top of the train

dead center or landmines

[compact knoll]

alright

thanks

[fast garden]

make sure you have splints, or at least PKs if you go as a scav

you can check your scav inventory loading in so i see if i have cash before i go woods

as a scav

be careful tho bc scavs can spawn there for whatever reason

they might jump you when you try to get out of btr, or ambush you while looting

one fucking snuck up behind me like stalker ai

horrific

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/bB1MDJ

had to fix mantle bug lul

walk straight out when you land too

[ancient marsh]

god i fucking hate new scavs

they made them so retardedly strong in open areas

cause they have raider fire rate now

[soft coral]

COCK

[soft coral]

video capture paused
continues capturing

YEAH RIGHT

SECOND DRILL

ALO

fucking woods man

[compact knoll]

@soft coral @stark torrent up for a couple raids?

[soft coral]

at work

give me 1 hour

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hop on tarkov bbg

@soft coral 1 react isnt enough?

[soft coral]

no

sorry

:3

Bro i just had a customer call me

this guy is getting 1.5mpbs on their internet

omg......

[stark torrent]

yes

[fast garden]

running at sthurman for lightkeeper

fuck

im retarded

running at sthurman for 338

dont really need to have lapua for zyr farming rn

since they all crank hog indoors

[stark torrent]

yeah they bugged to shit

[compact knoll]

its still funny to me how fucking big they are

[fast garden]

jesus christ

anyone else?

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral alo do u have the keys for spa tour, the generators mission?

its west 219 or 220

[fast garden]

i dont like willerz either bud

does he just save all these comments?

[soft coral]

end yourself

[compact knoll]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

lel

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/eV37de

im sick of this shit

[pallid bolt]

i mean, in reality, grenades are more of an oh-shit-i-need-to-move-now tool rather than a killing one

if the guy was like a foot to the right of the window then that's still bullshit

but i can't tell

might also be tarkov fuckery with the window

[soft coral]

The only nades for "killing now" are impacts

[pallid bolt]

maybe it got stuck in the jamb

[fast garden]

yes but they used to kill people who didnt move

now they just tickle people

[fast garden]

and even then just fucking barely

[pallid bolt]

for a grenade, they should just straight kill someone if they're within the HE shockwave

the fragmentation is where it gets tricky

who knows, maybe they moved a decimal place and all the nades now only have like 7 fragments instead of 70

[fast garden]

they changed them

[pallid bolt]

adding an extra breathing hole into the throat generally doesn't end well

[fast garden]

walk out from properties all around building

sniper guard shoots at me

kill sniper guard

try to make it to cover

one tapped on first shot from random other guard

keeping in mind im like 80-100 meters from lexos towards theatre

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/3d7x61

[stark torrent]

LEAD SLUG is my bane

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hand over the quest item

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

im considering paying 40k euro

[soft coral]

time to run this for the next 300 raids

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

this shit has the las tac

[soft coral]

DIDNT WANT TO SCAV ANYWAY

[stark torrent]

nvm just get the mp9 it has lastac too

[soft coral]

Fucking yes bro

go inter

pmc outside of interchange in the middle of the open

20 minutes remaining

LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING!?

this is the same as on woods dude

9 minutes remaining

3 man with mutants in the middle of the forest

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[lyric cairn]

Waiting for you, obvs

Can't let you just sit in a bush for 20 minutes and wait out the raid

[soft coral]

I hope he has a nice evening

he looted a bandage off me

[fast garden]

whyd bro smack him on the ass

shoreline village jackets moment

[wintry ridge]

20k in keys

[winter glade]

my scav out here saying no to using any of his physical senses

[fast garden]

2nd best nods btw

[winter glade]

i just use 2Lew's tweaks and never need nods

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

got fucking damnit

[fast garden]

im actually falling asleep watching him loot

[north lagoon]

I have realized something

I am poor

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral broke fellow detection software going CRAAAAAAAZY

fully AI layered

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP

[north lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/marketmove-mm-move-cool-trend-gif-25255237

Interested to see which items are gonna be in hot demand with the hideout change

[ancient marsh]

your mom

always in high demand

[north lagoon]

Thats it, I'm calling Xia Liu Bau

We'll see you on Labs

[stark torrent]

OOOOOOOOH

i cant wait to buy a flashlight for 300k

[ancient marsh]

sold vector for 311 @stark torrent

@stark torrent SOLD 2 AMMO CASES FOR 444k

OOOO

[stark torrent]

yeah once again the economy is ruined cause they didnt bother to do fucking trader tags

and now everyone is flipping shit

imma start selling ammo im gonna get 100 mil in no time

Literally bought all the sugar from 3 countries rn

for 12-14k

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent doing like 5 quadrillion gunsmiths back to back and one gave me a drill

[soft coral]

yoo flea

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-o-pula-gif-5005211519326540948

[soft coral]

COCK

[soft coral]

I mean this barely changes anything I can maybe do gunsmith now and thats it

fk this game fr

not bad

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

iedy good news we hoard

:)

[north lagoon]

Got better gear now until I get Ragman II

[stark torrent]

Ragman 2 has nothing but decent bags

[north lagoon]

Also finally a silicone tube, hideout upgrades are 3 hours away

[soft coral]

brother kys please everyone buying parts for gunsmith

[north lagoon]

Never got to Ragman II so I expected some better armor

[soft coral]

ragman legit gotnerfed

he has GARBAGE gear

sugar 21k we lost @stark torrent

economy is truly ruined

[compact knoll]

told you it will be cheap

[stark torrent]

always is cause 80% of ppl dont know / care about the thermal barter and they dont have the moonshine maker

[soft coral]

I mean now that I have most of the hideout done

to lv2/3

we're ok we can sell some ofthe things

ofc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[soft coral]

there we go

we stock up

for the future

[stark torrent]

PATCH NOTES FOR THIS PATCH : WE FIXED THE FLEA ISSUE WITH YOU REACHED MAXIMUM OFFERS WHEN U STILL HAD 1 SLOT

THIS PATCH : YOU REACHED MAXIMUM OFFERS WHEN U STILL HAD 1 SLOT

[soft coral]

huh?

[stark torrent]

Brother at this point its 100% confirmed BSG used an older version of the game for unity 2022 which was before they fixed shit

[soft coral]

prices of literally everything will go down to shit now

attachments and guns no but hideout they will plummit

WE LSOT

[soft coral]

go to bed
send 15 reels to artyom

[stark torrent]

This is how they troll you man

They buy all but 1 ammo

So they keep your slot up

FUTUTI MORTII MATII

ASTAZI SI MAINE

[soft coral]

yo yoooo my furniture man chill

it started packing its bags and leavingfor romania calm down

[stark torrent]

it started stealing itself

[soft coral]

real

it heard the voice of its people

HAHA

i did the same

@stark torrent

I think we're covered

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

2.3k rounds

I will use them until lv4 prapor probably

brother what do you want man

I want to kill stuff

not heal them

surgery myself so much my pmc looks like frankenstein
8.5 points take it or leave it

brother wtf

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[soft coral]

hes losing it

[stark torrent]

YOU CAN BUY SHISHYKA

[soft coral]

can't buy the ornaments :(

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

we wait

I go buy monster guys

haven't even finished my coffee

[compact knoll]

fucknig 2 of them?

[stark torrent]

yeah i got two as well you cant even drop them for friends

so gonna wipe my ass with them

[soft coral]

go to shop
eeh we finally got snow -> me telling the old shop keeper lady
I mean yeah at last it can clear the air a bit and purify it because of all these cars I feel like I will get cancer and who will keep the shop then? @stark torrent

she knows

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

100k for quad nods

[soft coral]

Man fk winter

how can people enjoy this

complete cancer

[compact knoll]

WAITER WAITER MORE MOSQUIOTS PLEASE

[soft coral]

bruh

[stark torrent]

small hole in my window mesh

mosquitos : ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH , LADS !

bagamias pula

[soft coral]

at the apothecary

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

take doctor one

its good

[soft coral]

ive had it

has fanta taste

not bad

brother

These people bought half the shop

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral

[soft coral]

I mean yeah

at this point were not ok

far from it in fact

I mean we sit in vc screaming
MOOOOODS I SEEE A COCKKKK

[compact knoll]

one will say kill him

and the rest will respond

true brainrot

[soft coral]

real

[compact knoll]

KILL IMMMM

[soft coral]

KILLL HIMMM

one of us is 26 the other is 22 the other 17

peak male friendgroup

[compact knoll]

the famous trio

[soft coral]

brother

GOD FORBID WE DO QUESTS NIKITA

[ancient marsh]

Who's the fat one

[soft coral]

iedy

@ancient marsh ALO XA

L

[ancient marsh]

Alo

[compact knoll]

that shit probably lowers your intellect

[ancient marsh]

Its very tasty

[soft coral]

GIVE DVD

@ancient marsh mad?

[ancient marsh]

Your mother

[soft coral]

oh yeah hes mad

[ancient marsh]

I am neutral

Ur just pinging me

[soft coral]

hiii :3

How are you

[ancient marsh]

Smartest man in Bulgaria

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

ew

I'm gonna eject into

nvm

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

i wont have a failure to eject

@soft coral

[soft coral]

Honestly both arae good

I enjoyed the good doctor

is it as funny as house? no but it has its moments

AYO WHAT

dude my fps on woods is legit less than 60 on scav

WTF

how is my fps getting worse and worse

at some point we'll be on 3fps

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral https://youtube.com/shorts/O6ndohKhpo0?si=jdO4lpOaH3elfztZ

Ah yes, classic Bob

Met him on customs

[soft coral]

fps is so fucked

HOW CAN IT BE SO BAD

Ye ok

[compact knoll]

@soft coral alo

go pmc

[compact knoll]

i was keeping golden chains for stashing htem

maybe i have too many

[stark torrent]

they are attacking our Fuel Lord we must protecc

( fuck him )

[compact knoll]

my stamina is bugged

so i can only run like 50 meters

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

Bock95 disliked that

[soft coral]

dude

we go to loot the manifesto in second floor

earlier we were hearing shots

and I literallysee him in the food store standing on the benches and dome him

72 durability g36

lv38

lv28 skier 3 unlocked we cock dick balling @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

me when i finally get to meet @soft coral

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent all 3 of us

[compact knoll]

bosses are up to 12% spawnrates

[fast garden]

They increased it by TWO whole percent

Bastards

Can’t wait to sell all 6300 rounds of 56a1 when I get home. Fmj SX is also going

[pseudo storm]

Gaming

[fast garden]

Gonna use all the money from it to buy gpus probablt

[compact knoll]

fuck you need 2 lasers for

one isnt enough?

[pseudo storm]

I NEED MORE

[compact knoll]

also ugly scope

[soft coral]

Tarkov players on their way to make the ugliest guns imaginable

[pseudo storm]

WHAAAAAT, Its great

[fast garden]

That dumbass red dot is more expensive than most actual scopes

[pseudo storm]

Tbf, it was a PMC loadout, so I just embellished it a lil

[fast garden]

Even worse, bsg made weapons

[pseudo storm]

Cursed weapons also need to be field tested for lethality, even if just looking at it turns that person into stone

[soft coral]

LOL

get fucked bro

4 man

[ancient marsh]

minuscule amount of sustenance

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1i0v001/if_your_gun_jams_your_gun_will_bug_out_and_wont/

[soft coral]

f simulator

[ancient marsh]

i swear

to fucking god

i got this shit like 5 times alrdy

investment unsuccessful

[stark torrent]

bot match

[compact knoll]

did i just dupe money?

i have 1.8 mil

had

i tried sending it

got an error

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

shit check trader levels bro

[compact knoll]

i still have 1.8 mil

[stark torrent]

dont get bugged

bruuh

[compact knoll]

god forbid you play arena

[compact knoll]

nah its fine

i didnt get my money

ok so i just cant send 1.5 mil i guess

@stark torrent when are you back

[stark torrent]

1 hour ish

[soft coral]

he went to pick up his mom

if he doesnt he sleeps on the couch

[compact knoll]

i think i pulled my fucking leg muscle

somehow

sitting

[fast garden]

Someone tell me the price of all the ammos I need to know

At work so I have to watch the 40k comtac 6’s vanish

[soft coral]

I'm in train on lighthouse

there is a player with me

on the other end

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

no idea if its pmc

I'm not moving AN INCH

[fast garden]

Don’t find out

[soft coral]

IT HONKED ONCE

1 min

we leave

[fast garden]

Bro better not move either over there

[soft coral]

after the second honk I will voip and scream

[fast garden]

You bought all the PP 7.62 right Ivan how much was it

[soft coral]

@fast garden

legit got 2 fully decked out aks

sadly 5.45 is the worst ammo ever

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

and licking bsgs ass

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/فلوس-محمد-جواني-mohamad-gowani-alfan-group-gif-17877249

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[fast garden]

Holy shit

I have a lot of posters of women

Lmao

[soft coral]

Bro pings everyone but me

[stark torrent]

you were here

[soft coral]

fair enough

Touche.

[fast garden]

Any new ammos on flea or same as last wipe

[stark torrent]

pretty much same i think

[soft coral]

I mean

until prapor 4

I'm buying all the x39 pp

[fast garden]

How much is it selling for

[soft coral]

so instead of a fly now I can kill mosquitos

@fast garden

For the moment

which

is really good price actually

[fast garden]

WOW that’s wAAAAYYY cheaper than I expected

56a1?

[stark torrent]

Right now ammo boxes are a direct huge profit

[soft coral]

this round fucks anything that isn't wearing class 5

[stark torrent]

162 buy , 400k sell

[fast garden]

And even then helmets no problem

[stark torrent]

e fucking z

[soft coral]

because of this I will miss everything I'm telling you

[stark torrent]

56a1 crazy good money tbf since you have like 3000 of them

[soft coral]

Lol

1k per round

[fast garden]

I have at least 6300

Do the math

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

oh naw

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

half his stash value is 56a1

this mf

[fast garden]

I’ve been hoarding fmj sx as well

[stark torrent]

yeah fmj sx is crazy as well

[soft coral]

I'm about to hoard all over

[stark torrent]

but i wanna use that

the mp7 is bus

[fast garden]

And I have all the gunsmith parts. I just finished the mutant one

How much are the barrels

[soft coral]

Brother just let me unlock the white QDC muzzle

and I'm gaming

I legit won't run anything but akmns

until I get the mutant and rd

I'm too used to rd704

[stark torrent]

50k

[soft coral]

now I have to wait 21 hours for next gunsmith :( @fast garden

might as well kms

SEE

WHAT IS THSI BALANCE

YOU GET .45 VECTOR

BEFORE the 9mill one

WHAT!

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

[fast garden]

Wow that’s way less

Most people aren’t there yet ig

[fast garden]

Chainlet and vase price?

[stark torrent]

Time to see what cheaters sell

[soft coral]

Needed for a gunsmith?

or

[stark torrent]

vase 45k , chianlet 20-23k

[stark torrent]

ye

[soft coral]

ay

[fast garden]

Checks out. Can I buy them? I thought they were barter only

[stark torrent]

you should

if u can

[fast garden]

Yeah like lmao 6 per restock

[stark torrent]

1 mil per restock

ALOOO

[fast garden]

How much are t-5000s for new gunsmith

[fast garden]

Actually insane

[stark torrent]

150-180k for t5000

[fast garden]

Im curious about the 556 cnc device, the OD grip, the FDE NT-4 suppressor, and some others I don’t remember rn

Oh yeah the CSS charging handle

We just gonna run through the whole lineup

[stark torrent]

cnc 12k

[fast garden]

Got keys galore too, like 5 company customs keys

7 ZB-14

[stark torrent]

fde 30k

[fast garden]

Sadge

[stark torrent]

css 42k

also you can buy quad nods for 100k at skier rfid barter

ez

[fast garden]

No one noticed when they added that and they were 30k for a while last wipe

Was so nice

Fmj sx? Also interested in Bcp fmj since they lowered buy limit

Usually there’s at least ONE stupid expensive early round

I wonder if I can flip guns like the HK or RSASS

I’m literally gonna get home and spend the whole day on flea

[stark torrent]

rsass is 200-210k

hk 78-80k

[fast garden]

Damn

[soft coral]

considering how much we scav woods

money is NOT a problem

[fast garden]

I mean yeah

[stark torrent]

its not but its faster and easier than going in raid obviously

[fast garden]

I’d be poor except for btc spawns

[soft coral]

bro I'm cycle crafting salewas and recycling the same hemostat

for crafting exp

I fucking love this mechanic

[fast garden]

Gonna sell mags cases too

So much money

[stark torrent]

yeah ammo cases rn are 60% profit per case

160k buy , 400k sell

economy is in shambles

[soft coral]

also I haven't received my weekly yet

how much longer wtfd

its been 3 years

[fast garden]

Click show completed

[soft coral]

oh

[fast garden]

And go to whoever had last one

[soft coral]

18 hours

[compact knoll]

How much is the anime one

[fast garden]

Probably not even on flea lmao

Insta sold

[soft coral]

ofc he asks for the anime one

[compact knoll]

I have money to spare

[fast garden]

Artem they aren’t even on the list

Loook

AHHAHAH

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Cheater picking between red card and anime poster

One is making way more money than the other

[soft coral]

Mfw we had 1 day of snow

and it stopped

ok

and now I have to wait until 23:00 for dailies

omw to run shoreline and just mark shit

mashallah I love these quests so much

go on the same place for 20 different quests

@compact knoll @stark torrent

when you coming?

[compact knoll]

OUGUHGHG

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

slash me comes

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

ooo

[stark torrent]

this is what drinking 2 energy drinks per day does to a mf

[compact knoll]

FUCKL SOMEONE BOUGHT IT

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[fast garden]

I just drank one for the taste and now I want to end it all I hate these fucking things

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/solidsnake-mgs-kms-suicide-gif-10105235

[fast garden]

Bro is L O C A T I N G

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @soft coral https://youtube.com/shorts/_Hg6Z7HuiTU?si=v-IqUAnHF-fVKwDq

Holy fuck he FLINCHED

[stark torrent]

75k trooper mando mask

purchase , purchase, purchase

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

The 58k death shadow on rag 4 still:

[fast garden]

OH MY GOD I forgot to clip something from last night

I went to emercom because I’m an idiot and forgot I had railway

Walked up behind an exfil camper and blew his back out

Walked all the way to railway with all his shit

Performed an act of social justice

[compact knoll]

you did what

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-what-i-said-snoop-dogg-red-table-talk-you-heard-me-yeah-i-said-it-gif-16483625

Whole mag of BP up his ass

[soft coral]

yay vitamins done

marking tanks done

HUGE

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1879192482564772307

bro what in the canted sight is the first clip

[ancient marsh]

.308 ak 12?

[dapper grotto]

think so

[ancient marsh]

imagine they allow us to use good muzzlebreaks instead

to make that gun viable

and not forced to use -900 ergo suppressor

deadass like every AK has good ergo

you can comfortably use drum mags on all of em

and still be 50ish ergo

except ak12

[stark torrent]

damn i wanted AEK

fututi gura matii

[ancient marsh]

make good AK platform weapons?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hell-nah-hell-naw-button-gif-658894236480786400

[fast garden]

Uzi pro is better for 1/8th of the price

(Imo)

45 vector is king shit tho

Too bad 45 rip is locked behind some dumbass marked room

Can’t wait to make all my money from ammo just to spend it on one key

[soft coral]

I'm flipping them

[fast garden]

So real

Giga Chad slayer ammo

[soft coral]

@fast garden

and we go again

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I'm about to die from mosin man

you know it

[fast garden]

7 hr acc with m9:

After like 2 weeks of wipe I assume every M9 I hear is just a cheater rage hacking

[hallow stream]

i like this gun

[ancient marsh]

mag packing sim

BB gun bullets

[hallow stream]

shoot toes

then impact grenade

its funny

[fast garden]

Impact grenade lands on person

All the shrapnel simply slides off

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

7/8 grenadier btw

[stark torrent]

He simply had Jesus's protection

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

you can do that with any gun

[fast garden]

I need to stop attempting bombing on gods strongest pmcs

[soft coral]

ap6.3 literally aim face

it has negative recoil

Doesn't move

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral you doing any shoreline

or reserve

[north lagoon]

Gonna try and run labs for the first time today, anything I need to know?

[ancient marsh]

rule of labs #1
don't run labs

[soft coral]

p scav had the armor I needed

I asked him to drop it

he said no

a mysterious accident happened where a second later after that he died

[hallow stream]

pretty much why I quit this wipe

it feels like absolute dog shit
and I bet a SPT modder is going to fix it unless BSG does

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

[native crypt]

run cheap but effective kits because you are going to die frequently

[fast garden]

The AVS + SATL bag

[dapper grotto]

spontaneous heart attack

[soft coral]

that P scav shouldve dropped the armor man

he didn't listen

[dapper grotto]

tragic

[soft coral]

I mean

not my problem

I asked him nicely

he said no

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

lost 0.09 its worth it for lv 30

and mechanic 3

[hallow stream]

"Oh the horses, Oh the lions" - Roman dude in a colosseum in 107 AD

[soft coral]

Ok I got fertilizers

and now I have to mark shit on woods

HUGE progress boys

this is what I'm talking about

lv 30 in less than 3 weeks

[ancient marsh]

ok

whic

fuckiung scope

doesnt HAVE DOGSHTI SENSTIVEITGYVEt

was using schmidt bender

dogshit sense

died and fumbled the kill

[north lagoon]

Should I get the beta container?

Once I unlock the flea, kinda want the extra space for a surv kit and keys

Already found a tank battery so that’s most the money covered

[soft coral]

ok woods lend lease and marking tankers and mechanic markers done

EZZZ

I heard a bush and I'm like did I hear something next thing you know a nade rolls next to me and artyom

you cannot fool the woods player

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1328778410478272512/today2.webm?ex=6787f0d4&is=67869f54&hm=5f099b0230c9a1f85f8b9254a4db46526cec13f27700fc2d5a4c3aad18e0d85d&

have to do more woods

[ancient marsh]

+1 bolty kill

[stark torrent]

holy cock and balls mags case are 600k

[ancient marsh]

foolish man

calls airdrop on pier

doesn't use pier extract

also fried gun

[native crypt]

100% yes

the extra two slots are huge

then rush punisher to get your epsilon

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @north lagoon @fast garden

zhivchik and blood sample moment

[ancient marsh]

?

[soft coral]

read

[ancient marsh]

yeah but who cares

gj you ran across the map

@soft coral are u solo btw

[soft coral]

I'm scavving

need 1 wire

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral u didn't answer

dickhead

[soft coral]

I am solo for this scav raid

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

but usually I'm with artyom

you can come inter if you want

[ancient marsh]

only if he wants to use steam audio

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

if no vc i cba

[compact knoll]

cheaters picking between red keycard and anime poster

[soft coral]

brother I'm nto waiting for you

womp womp steam audio

just go without sound and loot shit man

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent where are you bbg, we miss you

[ancient marsh]

ill kill one of u on accident

hell naw

[north lagoon]

Hope you brought food lol

[soft coral]

I brought one max energy it was enugh

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/onenolesfan3-snap-talk-to-my-hand-stop-gif-12401961

[soft coral]

the 2 usecs

were

sacrifices that had to be made along the way

well the one usec

it was iedy rest in piss

I put flowers on his grave

[north lagoon]

Now this is realism in tarkov, only relying on caffeine for sustenance

[soft coral]

onto setup

my god I hate this quest

[ancient marsh]

if ur trynna snipe, buy the m700 barter mechanic lvl 2 @soft coral @stark torrent

2 mil cables 5 ES lamps

about 100k

[soft coral]

I do not care

[fast garden]

It’s the Mtactical scope right, the 3-24 or whatever

[soft coral]

I get vpo I get apm

[fast garden]

I like that scope

[soft coral]

bro thinks I care

Nikita delete SETUP

and my life is yours

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/ufR2qARMFd

@stark torrent please

Watch this

[soft coral]

bro was watching michael jackson

[fast garden]

How’s shooter goin

[ancient marsh]

sniping in fucking purgatory

[soft coral]

this is like woods fog all over again

[fast garden]

Trying to get shooters done at the gates of heaven he mad

[ancient marsh]

can any of you tell where that is?

[stark torrent]

peak retardism

what a fucking bellend

[fast garden]

I’m so fucking impressed by the people who play this game every day

[stark torrent]

it reminds me of one of my friends that used to voip AI Scavs

thinking they were pscav

[ancient marsh]

post was deleted

does anyone have this like saved

@stark torrent do you have shadowplay running

can you run it back on it?

[fast garden]

I almost saved that vid

Damnit

[ancient marsh]

love shoreline

@soft coral alo u playing

[soft coral]

yes

@ancient marsh YES

[ancient marsh]

wanna go shoreline

[soft coral]

sure

actually no

[ancient marsh]

classic

[soft coral]

its getting late

I wanna rest

enough Tarkov

it gets draining

[ancient marsh]

i just sniped partizan lmao

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh we go cumstains with artyomka and iedy
artyom dies somewhere in the map alone
iedy is with me he gets domed by a player with a 5.7 and a dvl sniping

CINEMA

legit 1 tapped

because no audio

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral 9k exp for just headshotting partizan

[soft coral]

RIGHT AS I GET MY

TV RIGS

I GET SNIPED

50 meters from the exfil

I lovethis

I hope his mother dies

I made it to 31 though @ancient marsh

the shotguns feel so nice to use

I'll run cheap kits and just rush dorms

and dome people

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent

[soft coral]

God bless I did 306 for health cock privacy

FK that quest

Now I need to go cumstains 300 times to chase pmcs

and die from head throat

[ancient marsh]

wait what i killed two?

and NEITHER counted for shooter born @soft coral

sorry for tarkov shooter

so sub 80m

btw they were juiced

and i thought i didnt hit the second guy

soooo

i kinda left turbo juiced dude on the floor

grabbed his gun and went

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/RHbhIwRcj0

He reposted

[ancient marsh]

that scav does look weird

but original post accused that scav of cheating? really?

[soft coral]

Yes

[ancient marsh]

also

@soft coral

i fucking sniped 2 dudes back to back

one of them was right after the other through trees n shit

and i have like 70% SR and 14 kd

am i reported

[soft coral]

idk

Ngl stats go hard this wipe

not much kd because fk killing shit when questing

[soft coral]

unless the quest is to kill shit

I have quest to pick up his childhood teddy bear I'm not shooting one bullet if I can help it

I go in take the item get out

Man

I wanna run a scarL so much

its my favourite 5.56

BUT GUESS WHAT GOOD 5.56 IS AT THE END OF THE TRADERS

BECAUSE WER ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE GOOD AMO

WE HAVE TO SHOOT OUR GRANDADS PPSH

[ancient marsh]

buy 56a1

its on flea

dingus

[soft coral]

youre missing the point

[ancient marsh]

no u are

[soft coral]

at that point

just let me buy 7.62x39 bp

[ancient marsh]

?

[soft coral]

"juSSt BuY FoRM Flea"

[ancient marsh]

how are those 2 rounds comparable

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

wtf are u talking about

[soft coral]

peacekeeper 3 I can get scars and sr25s and shit

can't buy good x51 ammo for them

??????????

from the trader

NOT flea

shit makes NO sense

[ancient marsh]

bcp i guess

they buffed it

[soft coral]

fmj is...usable

[ancient marsh]

it's decent

it was usable before at 35 pen like 83 dmg

its 37 now

[soft coral]

at least I get the next gunsmith tomorrow

and we continue with setup

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

the holy scav

[soft coral]

on gang this will the kit for hte next 20 or so raids

until we get setup done

[fast garden]

that ammo is shit

barely passable

i enjoy it for killing scavs

[ancient marsh]

pens helmet

good enough for fire rate

[soft coral]

soon my cultists arrive

watch them give me 2 tv rigs

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i see tango

12 o clock

on pier

im above the gas station on the rocks

give me luck

last kill

[fast garden]

tower where is he

i need a sitrep

[ancient marsh]

wait

nvm

[soft coral]

dome him

[ancient marsh]

TANGO DOWN

UUUUSHK

[fast garden]

hm

lmao

[stark torrent]

CUCKED

[ancient marsh]

what is that name?

under mechanic?

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

YOUNG MAN

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[fast garden]

wouldnt be the first time nikita did it