on a roll today, cripwalking on the line
#💣tarkov-released
ancient marsh
ancient marsh
relatable name
soft coral
forklift done and the wifi cameras in the cranes done
HUGE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
BIG MONEY
ancient marsh
wait its money?
fast garden
soft coral
I'm not talking about actual roubles
fast garden
im gonna be rich
compact knoll
head throat by a scav with pst gzh
its whatever man
i got tagilla
my fucking 55a1
fast garden
consumed
nice gear fraud spot
someone throw a random gun in there and see what happens
one more kill and evil juice for therapist
fast garden
i love silent crouching up to people
fast garden
7.4k and we get lv24
go headshot sthurman ez
fast garden
its 10 bro
its been 10
you never see bosses at 5
you sometimes see bosses at 10
soft coral
@fast garden
ancient marsh
nice voice crack
"i have infinite RInging"
also holy shit your accent is insanely romanian
stark torrent
Thee on the grind game
fast garden
yippers
i have an early shift the days i work so its easy to get off and grind more
then also off weekends
and then we got snow in shitville usa so everything has been closed
stark torrent
i think i dropped Artyom's kit back like 3 times by now
Literally looted him more than other players
fast garden
arty pls stop dying
compact knoll
arty pls stop dying
soft coral
arty pls stop dying
He cannot
half the time he dies from crabbers or scavs with cockshot
fast garden
the friendly fire nade was a free space
stark torrent
compact knoll
i only died once from scav
fast garden
fucking imagine every good player just blocking each other
vivid dawn
Cant since i doubt theres a woman in a 10km radius
ancient marsh
artyom got disconnected in forklift hallway on factory
aww mate
ancient marsh
me tactically blocking every single non-new player and having the easiest raids of all time
stark torrent
ancient marsh
@stark torrent @soft coral @fast garden @compact knoll is voron key any good
im doing shoreline rn
compact knoll
<@146741297875517440> <@536176967284686849> <@602878702409351199> <@104908980671...
very
one of the best
one of the best
compact knoll
did u test this wipe
no
ancient marsh
what about shatun last wipe @compact knoll
cause i used it about 3 times and all i got were like attachments
meta scopes and suppressors but nothing more
compact knoll
what about shatun last wipe <@1049089806715596810>
which one is shatun again
soft coral
I hear woods I get neuron activation
compact knoll
a lot of suppressors and scopes
soft coral
ok
ancient marsh
watching video on voron rn
@soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent 
apparently the ledx spaw is blocked by the tree
u can still get that stuff tho
apparently its rly good tho
but its also far away from extracts so may be risky
ill buy it when me and ivan are playing duos i guess
compact knoll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbeToIOYv3o
i found violet in vorons actually
gpus ledxs
soft coral
NO MORE FACOTYR
compact knoll
NO MORE FACOTYR
soft coral
nvm
vivid dawn
soft coral
spring fable
wait, you bought unheard?
soft coral
wait, you bought unheard?
Yeah
spring fable
ngl, theres some irony in that
soft coral
Says the spt player
stark torrent
yeah dude every game that has an ak47 and is in a chernobyl like setting is tarkov
who comes up with this shit
vivid dawn
Says the spt player
At least you upgraded for like 60 bucks and didnt pay fully 250 or so
Unlick @dapper grotto friend that wasted 500€
Big L
spring fable
Says the spt player
I mean... you can pull out the spt cliché
Meanwhile i can pull up quotes like that from you all day
real solstice
Ivan
spring fable
Unlick <@235505730768076812> friend that wasted 500€
wait
how
he buy 2 unheards??
why
vivid dawn
wait
how
he buy 2 unheards??
why
For himself and for Sturm
willow canyon
soft coral
lv25 @fast garden
actually crazy good progress
I'm happy
I got so many quests omg
so many quests om
willow canyon
bunker part 1
soft coral
?
Fuck the bunker part 1
Shoreline quests is where its at
I'm not stepping one fucking inch in reserve
willow canyon
snoreline 
soft coral
at least I don't die from a crab walker on shoreline
on reserve 99% of the map is like thta
fk that place
legit garbage map
willow canyon
headset gain broke
turn your gain up
compact knoll
willow canyon
Faulty earpro and firing indoors will do that to ya 
north lagoon
Ay where do you guys seem to find morphine most often
Been trying the FOB on woods with no luck, and no scavs have it either
soft coral
Ay where do you guys seem to find morphine most often
usually they do spawn there
ancient marsh
fun fact, there used to be a time when you could use the RSASS tan handguard on the M4
stark torrent
@compact knoll @soft coral @dapper grotto @fast garden @ancient marsh @vivid dawn @lyric cairn
compact knoll
<@1049089806715596810> <@536176967284686849> <@235505730768076812> <@60287870240...
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
stark torrent
your so spaced
we just spawned mate shut up mr vietnam commando
vivid dawn
ancient marsh
<@1049089806715596810> <@536176967284686849> <@235505730768076812> <@60287870240...
he hit the
ancient marsh
@soft coral LOOOOOOOOOOOK
vivid dawn
they searched soooo long for the 3rd guy
vivid dawn
being on edge for 15 Minutes
ancient marsh
or
vivid dawn
i killed him with the nade 🍌
ancient marsh
you got shot thru the bus
ancient marsh
I was behind the bus bro
https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833
wear ulach next time lil bro
10 headset crunches
fast garden
<@1049089806715596810> <@536176967284686849> <@235505730768076812> <@60287870240...
THROUGH THE BUS????
ancient marsh
@soft coral
want to snipe to do jaeger quests cause i dont think im getting bosses done in a while
get ref 3 and buy m80
no one fucking sells .308 bolties
no flea
willow canyon
Minor headache
ancient marsh
the only one is jaeger 2 for 2 repellent
ancient marsh
Minor headache
"do you have ibuprofen?"
willow canyon
"do you have ibuprofen?"
allo i got
fast garden
Uge
lyric cairn
<@1049089806715596810> <@536176967284686849> <@235505730768076812> <@60287870240...
Lmaooooo
Poor Ivan
Not even a bus and helmet could save you
willow canyon
Sain AI try not to blow out your stomach (impossible)
winged mica
Minor headache
Tarkov icon has to be the most confusing thing ngl
willow canyon
those icons haven't been updated since the alpha
stark torrent
fast garden
bro wouldnt post about it if he didnt have anything worth looting
compact knoll
@soft coral @stark torrent hand over the ophatlsmoke
soft coral
I did
there was snow on my balcony
I made a ball
and threw it at the neighbours window
granadier achieved
stark torrent
compact knoll
i need to do fucking vitamins so i can get the vector
soft coral
I need idk how many quests for what left
I just want to unlock my rd704 and pp ammo
so I can dome on people
thats all
ngl big progress today
now I will only have to run on shoreline for 300 more times
wintry ridge
bro wouldnt post about it if he didnt have anything worth looting
tbh
he would
getting capped by some random playerscav because you seem looted but its just a tackek helmet and scav pp19
many such cases
spring fable
ubgl does count towards grenadier, right?
stark torrent
No
stark torrent
ubgl does count towards grenadier, right?
spring fable
i mean thats why i was asking
sadge
just found a ubgl gun with 3 shots
spring fable
part of me wonders if youd actually die
probably
soft coral
u do i think
spring fable
theres gotta be an achievement for that
the one raid where i find a bulbex is that one raid where i just get head faced by a aipmc that ambushed me
willow canyon
fast garden
"even the people who arent deliberately cheating are still just cheating with audio"
-desmond pilak the moment i happened to look at his stream
frosty basalt
fast garden
<:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
guys lost his mind
frosty basalt
I lost my mindtuah and uninstalled the day after we played arena
Im new Ivan without the homosexuality (nothing wrong with that Ivan)
fast garden
game is shit so
fast garden
woods
didnt even kill me
just iced my buddy and prob thought i was a cheater or a streamer and was just watching me
stark torrent
"even the people who arent deliberately cheating are still just cheating with au...
Me: Stops to scratch my balls for one second
Streamer : Yeah this guy is cheating.
fast garden
fast garden
fast garden
<@536176967284686849>
Riches located
fast garden
i bet it looked like the mother of desync for that guy
He was too busy looking for the nade
Looney tunes ass nade
The full clip is pretty funny
This guy had damn near wiped the lobby
He just started bee lining towards me
The best part was that it was like a 800 hour player or something but he had a 28% surv rate
And I could tell it was just because he fucking ran directly at everything
Zero self preservation, was clearly trained by raiders
stark torrent
He was defo carried by someone that died
fast garden
I don’t know. We had been tracking him for a while
He was wreaking havoc in sawmill and then almost got snuck up on by some guy, but I shot at the other guy and scared him so bad that the svd guy killed him and his buddy
fast garden
Still weird that it’s not locked by PK mission
compact knoll
Its 9 am and bro is already thermaling
soft coral
is that the generator running in the back or what
@compact knoll @stark torrent
excuse me
what?
bro I gave them kedrs and a vks
ancient marsh
lighthouse proving to be goated once again
You say that playing scav
Which is one of the reasons lh is dogshit
Cause of fucking pscavs
Swarming you when ur pmc
Spawning 10 mins in
soft coral
I mean
this is the thing with lighthouse
you have to be quick
you get a good spawn for rogues you snipe them loot the valuables and whatever crate you can
and leave through northern or car
soft coral
it does
ancient marsh
From south road to village
soft coral
its a very linear map
soft coral
sadly it has good loot and a bunch of the stims needed for samples
vpxs virtexes
radios
a bunch of shit
ancient marsh
sadly it has good loot and a bunch of the stims needed for samples
Only it or labs can spawn military tech
So its mandatory map
Bro...
You need that shit for hideout now
Aside from quests
soft coral
Yay heating 2
at last
took us 7 years
nobody wants gear
they dont even take the attachments
I mean my gear isn't good
but still
damn
ancient marsh
Why did your Uzi come back non functional
Did you insure it, mod it, forget to re insure it?
soft coral
no idea
it came without the grip
idc about one grip
we got 12 mill
SO CLOSE
to lv3 man ;(
ancient marsh
How much rep do u get with unheard
soft coral
idk
ancient marsh
Ok how many quests did u do for pk
ancient marsh
No need for fir
ancient marsh
2 more PK quests we get him lv3
Do that with pun
I do punisher 1 and forest cleaning and I lvl up prapor and Jaeger
soft coral
I could legit go naked with a pistol and mark the tankers
theres little killing quests in shoreline m
most of it is scavs
and a lot of it is marking and finding shit
I do want to go lighthouse
to MAYBE , MAYBE get a 60 rounder
although no need for that since soon I get pk3
wanna go? @ancient marsh
ancient marsh
wanna go? <@292700214492397568>
At uni right now
soft coral
lel
ancient marsh
I'll be home in an hour
soft coral
I give you 61 minutes headstart
stark torrent
🖐️ 
🤙
soft coral
found a talkative scav on inter
helped him find his PSU and shus
he got me my vita juice
mashallah
soon
soft coral
Finally
we're a bit more organised
all the containers always go on the top and you cannot tell me otherwise
for ez access
soft coral
wtf
stark torrent
compact knoll
@stark torrent the kit i lost from factory returned
the time i died from a saiga 9 scav
soft coral
hi
stark torrent
WHOAH Sir
soft coral
are we hopping on marines? @stark torrent @compact knoll
compact knoll
are we hopping on marines? <@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
later
soft coral
true
@compact knoll @stark torrent
yoooo
He is fuming
svd guy with bagarly dies to a drunk scav with ak
hehehe
stark torrent
Our Marine, who art in airpit, fuel be his name. Thy blessed us with 2% fuel increase come, thy fuel huffed, on earth as it is in airpit. Give us this day our daily tower, and forgive our missed sniping, as we forgive those who sniped against us. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us much fuel. Amen
soft coral
Jesse wtf are you talking about
@stark torrent I RAISE AN ESCALLATION TO MY MANAGER
SHE IS OFF TODAY
WELL FUCK OFF THEN
would be a shame if I didn't turn up to work
you fucking hoe
you absolute COW
brittle sinew
Omg battlefield friends
soft coral
Omg battlefield friends
PROMOTEDDDDDDDDD
soft coral
I never noticed
damn
@brittle sinew
finally I'm able to make a semi decent ak
and shoot kind of straight
soft coral
ooh
vivid dawn
You can even shoot without a bolt if you got those fancy skills
soft coral
I found a game on interchange in legit 50 seconds
brittle sinew
yep
new one looks cooler though
i love the broomhandle style grips on long guns
but still not as cool as the mlok grips
soft coral
theres cool grips out there
I like the cobra
and uvg
@brittle sinew
I like the skeleton design of it
and the cobra is just giga ergo booster
plus the tacticool points
brittle sinew
Cobra is a must
soft coral
cobra is gaming
@brittle sinew
black bear drip
and yes i know the avs isn't black shut up
we cannot paint rigs yet
brittle sinew
<@276079458346336267>
the compression shirt ❤️
soft coral
the compression shirt ❤️
give me a black rig with a black helmet and we're gaming
Like backin the old days
woods all day
sniping with mutant
brittle sinew
give me a black rig with a black helmet and we're gaming
the triton 🙏
brittle sinew
the triton is the o.g.
brittle sinew
blud didn't look for it smh
you know you're gaming tarkov when you have the guide open
brittle sinew
you know you're gaming tarkov when you have the guide open
or youve reached the point where you just remember it 🧠
soft coral
I've made progress very fast this wipe though
tbh half of it
comes down to luck
the other half game knowledge
brittle sinew
i havent played in a long time and i'd probably still do it as well as back then
brittle sinew
i love early wipe i love looking doing pocket watch and hiding a document for 30 seconds on factory
soft coral
factory has some new cancer quests
brittle sinew
real o.g. remembers when delivery from the past was 30 seconds on factory 
soft coral
run around the place and find every forklift because mechanic wants to build a vv8 or some shit
brittle sinew
kek
soft coral
theres another one to repair 3 heat exchangers
3 boilers and stash 3 wifi camers
like wtf
brittle sinew
so many of those "find x of these on y map"
soft coral
shoreline all over agian
brittle sinew
like the btr and lav quests of streets
the one on lighthouse is so easy as usec lol
hallow stream
you know you're gaming tarkov when you have the guide open
Jesus Christ
ancient marsh
brittle sinew
❌
ancient marsh
i have 2 but X cause full
stark torrent
soft coral
real usucc pmcs
@stark torrent @ancient marsh @brittle sinew @compact knoll @hallow stream @fast garden
are you
joking
fast garden
Yeah cultist circle is literally the best thing ever
ancient marsh
@soft coral wanna go shoreline or what
soft coral
I"M AT WORK MAN
ancient marsh
ancient marsh
<@146741297875517440> <@292700214492397568> <@276079458346336267> <@104908980671...
what work in bulgaria looks like
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199>
soft coral
WOOOOOOOOOOO
ancient marsh
bro thinks he did this
compact knoll
@soft coral aloo
ancient marsh
he's on 7 
compact knoll
"i stopped drinking energy drinks"
i said i didnt drink one for 2 weeks
i will just have half
ancient marsh
i will just have half
compact knoll
i need the other half to be awake at 7 am tommorow
soft coral
true
soft coral
<:caught:1323767673263362098> ivan on alt killed me
ay my bad man
soft coral
bro the game knew
the cultists knew i neede that backpack
and the stims
fucking legends
I mean , yey?
fast garden
the cultists knew i neede that backpack
That’s why they are the goat
fast garden
Find a higher pen round on low level
Mmm yeah 9mm highest pen round
Anyways here’s 23 pen 5.56
soft coral
Find a higher pen round on low level <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
Mmm yeah 9...
WHAT IS THIS
I'm better off throwing stones at people
ancient marsh
@soft coral killed a guy doing fishing gear
@iedy
@compact knoll
@stark torrent
fast garden
Hydrashok all I’m sayin
soft coral
Hydrashok all I’m sayin <:caught:1323767673263362098>
ewwwww
I'm not into feet
either we headshot
or we die
like real men
no inbetween
hallow stream
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199>
thats pretty satisfying
soft coral
thats pretty satisfying
it fucking was
fast garden
i wish kollontais baton wasnt so fucking heavy
soft coral
nvm i cannot do gunsmith 7 I don't have a supressor to put on the m4
fast garden
i want to beat people
soft coral
FUCK OFF MECHANIC
WITH YOUR GIMICKY BUILDS
hes in tarkov bro people run mosins without irons and umps with lasermatch fmj
fast garden
fucking heavy
uh you guys remember how the crowbar used to swing super fast
so this thing has a horrible slow stab
but it kinda swings like old crowbar
ancient marsh
uh you guys remember how the crowbar used to swing super fast
no cause who tf uses melees
fast garden
when i get max strength i do a good bit of melee
killing scavs and flexing on giga goobers with jumping melee one taps is fire
also a good way to kill altyn chad on factory if you have a not great gun
one guy teamkills at start of tf match
game cancelled
5 minutes wasted
someone dc'd at load in
match cancelled after first round
this shit is ass
ancient marsh
wait @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll is this a new model?
i could swear the wood looked diff 
i know they reworked these guns when the sr3m dropped but i swear this looked diff
less straight angles
fast garden
wait <@602878702409351199> <@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810> is this ...
it was the remodel yes
fast garden
i know they reworked these guns when the sr3m dropped but i swear this looked di...
bc arena hadnt been updated
ancient marsh
it was the remodel yes
this wipe is what im asking
stark torrent
wait <@602878702409351199> <@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810> is this ...
yeah the wood is slightly worn
ancient marsh
yeah the wood is slightly worn
this wipe right? not going crazy?
stark torrent
when sr3m was added
they reworked all val anims and the slight model of the vss
- banned the vss on flea for some reason
fast garden
+ banned the vss on flea for some reason
this pissed me off
i was so fuckin mad
i was living off the scav vss
compact knoll
can i somehow cancel the xalrider daily mail
i alt tab for 5 minutes i already got pinged twice
fast garden
nah bro not grumpy beluga
bro knows what hes talking ab
\5 fucking matches
literally impossible to not do
lmao
my head will be very safe
fast garden
pls no evil man
even my class 6 plate means nothing
m60 being 3 legas is fucking hysterical
soft coral
Brother arena is legit contract wars with fancier mechanics
fast garden
Brother arena is legit contract wars with fancier mechanics
AND IT SUCKS
soft coral
CW handled much nicer
it was much more limited though
didn't have sprinting and allat
fast garden
teamkilled a teamate through a wall
he left the game i guess
afk in spawn and friend req'd me
lmao
soft coral
aha
hate mail
LOOOOK
LV3 TRADERSSS
IT MEANS NOTHING
BECAUSE I CANT USE GOOD AMMOOO
LOOOK
soft coral
I dont wanna take 300 hours on simply looting fuckign ammo
I want to buy it
the fk are these traders for then
for me to lick therapists ass?
or for me to do jeager quests while drunk and doing backflips
untold harness
I dunno what the drama is I just know airwing is a massive idiot lmao
stark torrent
I dunno what the drama is I just know airwing is a massive idiot lmao
professional BSG Cum guzzler
untold harness
He is a professional cum guzzler straight up
soft coral
why hasn't he uploaded a video on the new audio issues
I wonder why
someone said for the audio issues turn off any enhancers or windows spatial audio or dolby digital
which is the most retarded thing ever
if I need to do that
for my audio to work
then its not my machines issue at that point
soft coral
ah yes
my manager is off
and we get assigned a newbie manager
ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE
@fast garden @stark torrent
ancient marsh
@soft coral have you heard of that law like
all managers are dogshit
because a good manager would move up positions
btw fucking sniping
soft coral
btw fucking sniping
Nice moon telescope
ok so
I can barter for an m4 from mechanic
which has the supressor I can use
huge
fast garden
whatever i give up trying to use different a fun weapons in arena
m4 on every class
i do like this new rig
"new"
ancient marsh
bro @soft coral
i almost got sniped by a fucking desert eagle
he hit BOTH MY LEGS in one shot
who is this fucking marine
ancient marsh
i know that shit hurt
both legs gone + heavy bleed insta in 1 hit
fast garden
probably did like 200 dmg lool
ancient marsh
@soft coral what do i doooooooo, i go shoreline to snipe and it's all fucking snowy and shit
thefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscoming
soft coral
7
ancient marsh
which is
ancient marsh
oh
ancient marsh
@soft coral
ancient marsh
pistol grip
ancient marsh
@soft coral this is what i did personally out of parts i had
dont forget to substitute with parts u already have
on guns or otherwise
btw wanna go shoreline? @soft coral
compact knoll
man my feet smell
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568> I DID IT
did what
ancient marsh
you started playing Warthunder you degenerate
?
vivid dawn
Oh i misread
Ivan started playing Warthunder that degenerate
i think he means he made that M4 finaly
stark torrent
burger teamkills me
i cant
vivid dawn
he got boiled
fast garden
imagine how good the world would be if the rail okp7 was the same reticle as the dovetail
compact knoll
@stark torrent @soft coral after 2 interchange raids
soft coral
<@146741297875517440> <@536176967284686849> after 2 interchange raids
everytime
fast garden
its never getting done
soft coral
here we go
CUM @fast garden @compact knoll @vivid dawn @stark torrent @ancient marsh
fast garden
iedy hideout after anime poster
soft coral
vivid dawn
fast garden
60k exp to not be last place as marksman in last hero
1 time
love the lvl46 arena tasks
good to know they are still busted
soft coral
I'll drop deez nutz on your chin
compact knoll
I'll drop deez nutz on your chin
soft coral
go woods you find obdobolodos there
I cant have audio while at work bro
kid was in violet shack
he is shitting himself rn
230 raids lv14 btw
@compact knoll @fast garden @stark torrent
bro is STRUGGLING
hes czech nvm he can suffer
fast garden
bro has the .13 starter kit
whatever you had he needed it
5% PERCENT SURV RATE
WHAT THE HELL
ancient marsh
5% PERCENT SURV RATE
kd dropper hacker?
fast garden
with that kit
ancient marsh
you cant play 230 raids in 70 hours
fast garden
lmao
soft coral
true
fast garden
scavs
soft coral
fair enough
ancient marsh
bro
i
fucking
HATE
scavs
like, WHY CAN THEY SHOOT THROUGH 70 BUSHES
whatver, -1 for tarkov shooter
soft coral
XD
ancient marsh
also cold blooded done
well
i guess it was a good raid
scav broke my leg through 70 bushes
i took pills and ran back
he got killed by of 2 tards doing setup
i killed one of them
btw @soft coral
these dudes were fucking retarded
he was using a non-mp series shotgun
while wearing ushanka
god i wish i killed him
fucking retard
soft coral
ok ivan calm down with the spam
ancient marsh
your mother
fast garden
fuck arena i got out of last hero and was like hmm ill try one more teamfight
load in
some guy leaves
match cancelled
ancient marsh
why haven't you done finale yet
fast garden
i cant fucking get a 4pc
i got one before i got the quest
cant fucking get one since
i get so many 3 pieces
even got a 4pc then lost round
fast garden
i was just using sost m4 but im fighting fucking corners
ancient marsh
just sprint at the enemy
fast garden
i wish the people i played against were that retarded
it works in live tarkov
everyone i play against is some giga sweat streamer, a fucking official sherpa, or a wanna be pro player
i keep getting so close but like ill get a 3pc and teamate with 0 kills in 7 rounds will kill 2 guys
that alone has happened like 12 fucking times
i hate teamfight
gonna have fun instead
just fucking kidding the blizzards
i forgot
all the barter items for altyns will be so fucking cheap
soft coral
itsok
ancient marsh
aw fuck
stark torrent
gonna have fun instead
my thermals are ready
fast garden
eh you dont need it for kappa
7n40+altyns why not
i do it as early as possible
bc i like sniping and bc i like both rewards
fast garden
also altyns are basically fucking invincible rn