💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

died

lel

I got one with me

he can suck it

leave the raid idiots

woops it was player scav

BRO HE HAD QUAD NODS

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE FROM YOU XINLINGPEI MF

[ancient marsh]

John Scav

[soft coral]

he can fuck himself idc

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

they looted everything actually

legit everything

in my defense it was night time

I couldn't see shit

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

worst gun in the game

let me put the locator on it

uh

its fir?

[stark torrent]

i had to do it

[fast garden]

fucking where

[stark torrent]

i just saw him take it off his scope and i had to do it

[fast garden]

where did that shit scope come from that it was fir

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

is this a fucking submarine scope or what

[fast garden]

a thermal almost as bad as the reflex one

[soft coral]

bro detecting torpedos

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[ancient marsh]

WHAAAAAT

is that cultist

[fast garden]

AHAHAHAHAA

I FUCKING CANT

BRO GOT CAUGHT RED HANDED

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHHA

[stark torrent]

Bro literally spawned in

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[soft coral]

AUUUUUUU

I took off my socks

big mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHH

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

arena wep crate

[willow canyon]

Real rusfor larping hours

[stark torrent]

if it spots people its good enough

you can use it on a fucking dummy gun as spotter tbf

it is cheap from what i saw

[compact knoll]

diabetes

[fast garden]

5 flash drives 2 maps

[stark torrent]

waiter waiter more cheap thermals pls

[soft coral]

wtf no

https://tenor.com/view/fade-emoji-funny-gif-25240293

me when I took off my socks

[compact knoll]

AJAHAHAHAH

its always the wrong gifs

[compact knoll]

the wrong one iedy posted still makes me laugh

[stark torrent]

@cyan ravine fix

[fast garden]

these scav kits are better than half the pmc kits

[stark torrent]

The Predator Suit

[fast garden]

oh neat red flares are real

gonna take btr to woods train camp

[stark torrent]

PMC : Struggle to loot 2 cabinets before you get head eyes by either a boss / a cheater or a buckshot scav

SCAV : Spawn with loot and keep looting

[soft coral]

F simulator

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

WHERE

IS

MY

[stark torrent]

Head Throat magnet

[soft coral]

KRASAVCHIIIIIK

WHEREEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUTUS GURA MATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IN PULA CU SATELITUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm ok

I'm ok

[compact knoll]

@soft coral get in marine

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @willow canyon @ancient marsh I GOT THE LAST KRASAVCHIKKKKKKKKKK @compact knoll

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AT LAST

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1220113757477277757/amfueling.gif

[soft coral]

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ancient marsh]

[willow canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209576659670532187/1253055034841632818/GQc8JdqXEAAoiW-.gif

[fast garden]

My bad bro

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

only took me slightly over a week to get it

[ancient marsh]

that task isn't hard per se but i see where he's coming from

it's super boring and frustrating

i got real lucky this time getting it done in 3 raids and dying only once

it's you just suiciding on spawn fights

[soft coral]

I'm just happy I get to have lavatory 2 now

[ancient marsh]

till u get 3

[fast garden]

i mean again if you get unlucky it could be annoying but literally fmj/eko vpo factory a few times

[soft coral]

proper shitter

[fast garden]

its not hard at all

post was about hard tasks

[ancient marsh]

i would also disagree with jaeger boss tasks being hard

like

the hardest part is getting there first

or getting the boss to spawn

[fast garden]

hard by virtue of time consumtion lul

[ancient marsh]

yeah

[fast garden]

yeah its like

[ancient marsh]

that's what i mean about tarkov shooter 3

[fast garden]

i regulalry get tarkov shooter in 1-2 raids

[ancient marsh]

like you throw yourself at enemies until you win 3 times for TS3

[ancient marsh]

im just bad or impatient then

it takes me like 10-20

[fast garden]

its hard to play bolty cqc without the perfect gameplan

vpo at least has good ergo

mosin is ass

apm exists too

[ancient marsh]

got 2 insta kills with it

rly good

90 dmg doing work

@fast garden just to prove how much trouble i have with tarkov shooter 3

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

i had kits prepared

@stark torrent map recommendation for tarkov shooter 4?

and spots on that map

[stark torrent]

Woods / Shoreline , rush spawns or camp extracts or just play around

[compact knoll]

whast the mission

80 meters?

[compact knoll]

shoreline rush spawn

[ancient marsh]

rush spawns? but u need 80m

[stark torrent]

Tarkov shooter 3 :

[compact knoll]

idk i just had a bolty with me

it did itself

[fast garden]

heard svd shots while at abandonded

sj6 dropped fuel

woods keeper done

OI

GOONS HERE TOO?

im goin for it

[ancient marsh]

holy fuck 3 AP SVD rounds

what should i use for secured perimeter

im thinking mini uzi

[stark torrent]

Fucking son of a bitch

[ancient marsh]

aww mate

rtb

o7

next time keep your head on a swivel lil bro

[fathom verge]

I never insure because, I always take a pmc’s entire shit out of spite

And I assume everyone does the same

But yknow, the amount of times I’ve accidentally walked out of bounds and died, I should have learned by now

[fast garden]

i rarely loot people and when i do i take armor if better than mine/replace better plates, sometimes take helmets, take expensive supressors or scopes

[soft coral]

now this

This is art.

[fast garden]

lets fucking go

so i was thinking about the whole double/triple prestige thing

but since they run mid wipe events now, i just dont want to

ill prestige at end of wipe like everyone else

close

[stark torrent]

aint nobody taking the manifest

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

lmao

[compact knoll]

[north lagoon]

How am I supposed to do the mine extract on Woods?

I tried and just got blown up instantly

[stark torrent]

BTR only and you need to have the map first

or you get trapped in there

with no way back

[fast garden]

you can still leave over the top of the train

freest loot ever

25 second queue for scav woods

7 min pmc queue for woods

make it make sense

cuz i dont fucking get it

[compact knoll]

spent half a mil reseting

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kaz-miller-kazuhira-mgsv-mgs-gif-25420213

[hallow stream]

Xalrider moment

[soft coral]

oh no

[fast garden]

so real

dogshit quest too

5 cords is lowkey cracked tho

[soft coral]

@fast garden @hallow stream @north lagoon @fathom verge @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bozocord-gif-18731193

[fast garden]

dicker of the dimmsdale dimma-dick?

holy shit

bt wasnt gonna cut it

[soft coral]

hit count 12

lel

[fast garden]

class 5 vs 37? pen round

yeah gg

some dude took some insane angle and looked right at me

noped the fuck out

45k to have btr aimbot people with 54r bt

price of my ps ammo fr

[fathom verge]

Fairs, I’m broke enough that generally any pmc loot is worth taking

[fathom verge]

Smegemaballs was apparently not an ok name

Wouldn’t let me chose it

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov-arena/ayBk4y

holding each other by the nuts

already killed one pmc and one scav

[fast garden]

i killed kaban

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

nikita needs to let us rent storage units in customs because holy shit

im not gonna make it

[soft coral]

ngl having full stash space and still not having space

is crazy

the level of brainrot here

is so high

I'm pretty sure it can be measured with a docimiter

[fast garden]

how come i dont have that vc

[stark torrent]

will fix that

[fast garden]

tankies

[soft coral]

both with a headshot

I'm using the uzi bro

this shit GAMING

glizzy gaming

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

yes!

[fast garden]

uzi pro is nuts when you get to use it

cant jam

bullets have higher velocity than other 9mm for some reason

zero recoil

1075 rpm iirc

[soft coral]

I legit blasted 2 players in rezort

one running into resort

and one with some pistol doing khorovod I stole the kill from artyom

but I mean it was worth it

I can finally do PK quests

[fast garden]

the uzi is easily the most fun weapon they have added recently

both it and the uzi pro

[soft coral]

I CAN GET THE PRO

OMG

[fast garden]

yeah its on lvl 2 for whatever reason

[soft coral]

OMG

bro

[stark torrent]

ALOO

HAHAHAHA

[soft coral]

I'm about to drive-by on mfs

[fast garden]

imo the best gun on lvl 2 traders

no contest

[soft coral]

imagine Iget ap.63

oh lawd

[fast garden]

2usd per shot at lvl 3 pk iirc

no quest req

[soft coral]

@fast garden

music is intentional

I'm legit about to pull up on the opps

[fast garden]

oh yeah and you can supress it on lvl 2 as well

because why the fuck not

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929514117692268574/1321792540953022464/G.A.M.M.Aduckassfast.gif

[fast garden]

invite and kill with impact

[soft coral]

is that @ember kite

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1238667042253443156/caption-5.gif

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

youre what?

[fast garden]

time to go to my favorite sniping spot

the train at the way back opposite end of the road from car exfil on streets

ooooh its sooo good

[hallow stream]

I would use the uzi if it had like a drum mag ngl

[fast garden]

they just added the double drum to the regular uzi which is funny, but i think if the uzi pro had a mag bigger than 32 rounds the game would be very very sad to play against someone using it

[hallow stream]

who cares the game already makes me sad when I play it

at least I would enjoy pulling up on ppl with the uzi

[fast garden]

@soft coral

idk why bsg allows LPVOs on this thing

+5 on my pscav, this is pmc stats

[soft coral]

bro I'm about to unload this uzi into someone

I swear

[fast garden]

must you continue to instigate over worthless things? anyone worth their salt knows that chasing PVP isnt always the best way to progress

ive been playing well and enjoying the wipe

[fast garden]

BEAR done upped the blick on the local scavs

doin drivebys in the btr

[spring fable]

this oughta be a warcrime

[fast garden]

its so fucking wrong lmao

bros beefing with everyone

[spring fable]

whats this about nitro sub?

you mean me?

[fast garden]

he cant mean me ive only had basic for a year and a half

[spring fable]

i mean... if he means me that tells more about him than about me

[fast garden]

i said his clip was hard to watch one time and hes been super aggro to everyone since

[spring fable]

never interacted with this person before

[fast garden]

especially me

you caught a stray

[spring fable]

well, lets just say counting to 5 is hard

haha

[spring fable]

oh boy
he really stupid

[fast garden]

i knew i couldnt be the only one who thought that he already caught a 7 day mute

[spring fable]

cant count to 4
cant check who @ him

talk about terminally online

[fast garden]

boo hoo bro i pay 3 bucks a month for a service i use

[spring fable]

good thing you cant call the difference

[fast garden]

they cant all be zingers

[spring fable]

someone has to draw the short straw

[fast garden]

we would see it in the way you chat a mile away. till next man

[rough sphinx]

This dude still beefing with you?

[spring fable]

yeah
this was... unique for sure

[fast garden]

i really hope this is as entertaining for everyone else as it probably is for me and you

mutual laughing at each other

[spring fable]

it is certainly entertaining in its own right

but alas, all good things come to an end

[fast garden]

i wish the caught emote was a sticker here

[spring fable]

still think you should be charged with a warcrime for what you did to that uzi tho

[fast garden]

it was just for educational purposes

[hallow stream]

What playing tarkov does to a man

[spring fable]

i think that doesnt fly if peoples eyes start to melt

[hallow stream]

Goes in chat and starts beefing with anyone who types

[rough sphinx]

Is that what "Labs Mains" become. 😂

[hallow stream]

Its like stp

Spt

[spring fable]

nah
im spting rn

[hallow stream]

This version of spt feels unstable as shit

I downloaded cus i was curious

[spring fable]

if warcrimes were this fun, they wouldnt be so bad

[hallow stream]

Best mods out of date

Me cry

[spring fable]

to lazy to update

[hallow stream]

Live is also just shit cus of the servers, I'm prob not playing tarkov till like

4.0 spt

[hallow stream]

You see if that was 3.9 id be like awesome

Cus its the best version and the one i played b4

Idk abt 3.8

[spring fable]

3.8 is neat

runs stable af

couldnt tell you what differences there are to 3.9
probably uzi not introduced yet

[fast garden]

lol

skreets baby

nikita wheres my kaban and kollon bobble heads

[rough sphinx]

Gotta collect em all.

[granite coral]

@cinder parrot (wonderwizz) has been banned for reason: Multiple mutes for toxicity, unwarranted insults of random people as mentally ill. Try reflecting.

[fast garden]

well it was gonna happen eventually

thanks josta

[rough sphinx]

Another scav popped.

[fast garden]

id be surprised if he didnt show back up tbh

[rough sphinx]

I doubt he'll come back.

[hallow stream]

What will entertain this channel now that the dickhead is gone

[fast garden]

whatever barter item xal or ivan get stuck on next

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/quandale-dingle-tf2-demoman-demo-man-tf2-demoman-team-fortress2-gif-26304624

[fast garden]

i found ONE bomber beanie in a random ass plastic suitcase

am i the only person who cant find these fucking things

[fathom verge]

Farm scavs, I’ve found maybe a dozen on em

[fast garden]

yeah normally id have seen some by now

ive got idunno like

1100 scav kills

not ONE has had a bomber

[fathom verge]

Tarkov for you. You need a non guaranteed item? It’ll never spawn

[fast garden]

ok just wanted to make sure it wasnt an item that actually doesnt spawn anymore

im ok with just being unlucky

[fathom verge]

Yeah nah it does spawn

[rough sphinx]

That's some quality drip.

[fast garden]

helps the 10 min streets queues go by

[rough sphinx]

Oof.

[fathom verge]

It’s the bear ops one, very clean

[fast garden]

yeah my wallet got opened for that

the quest to unlock it is just... absurd, and its not like i get to keep it after wipes for doing it

[fathom verge]

Killing 100 rogues and getting out with 50 bits of rogue gear is kinda ass

Lighthouse just ain’t my map either. Or I’d go for it

Also the USEC one isn’t as cool

[rough sphinx]

I despise Lighthouse.

[fathom verge]

My first wipe I did great work there but ever since I’ve just had shitty luck and worse perception

[rough sphinx]

That's the map that desperately needs a rework.

[fathom verge]

Yes… more angles to snipe from

Make scavs actually spawn on that road you have to kill 10 scavs on

Doing 15 sucks, 10 is still bad

[rough sphinx]

It also needs something for southern spawns to loot and fight over.

[fathom verge]

spawn next to lighthouse island

I guess il die?

Especially with the island being bugged rn

Even if i had the lightkeeper unlocked

[rough sphinx]

Is that the bug where Zryachiy and the cultists block the door?

[fathom verge]

Yeo

They don’t leave the starting room

So if you get too close, which you have to to get inside, they’ll aggro

[rough sphinx]

Guess you gotta buy the Tarkov premium bundle to gain access.

[fathom verge]

Just bros being bros

[rough sphinx]

Boys will be boys.

[fast garden]

dandies kills in one raid baybee

long ass raid

what 29 scav headshots does to an mf

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1327836988904312832/099c7b6c-4937-4535-839d-5c8cb82d7a74.mp4?ex=67848410&is=67833290&hm=86db35abfbebadb72cd54348a1688fcc9ef3f68c8629dba07972c9856bcacef6&

[rough sphinx]

Nearly jumped out of my seat.

[fast garden]

rip khorovoders

chased a 3 main out to southern road but i suck so they all got out

maybe i dont suck that much

dropped a v40 on one guys head and he walked it off

9/10 on punisher for those kills, fucking huge

[fast garden]

thought i was fighting like 5 pmcs

forgot what map i was on

just lighthouse scavs

[fathom verge]

Well that can't be a good sign

[pallid bolt]

so no head

[deft ember]

As average tarkov player

[fast garden]

looks legit

[fathom verge]

You can always tell a fluffed account because theyve always got 1-2 awols

a semi balanced amount of survived and failed raids

and an unlikely kd

[soft coral]

i got snow

@fast garden @hallow stream @stark torrent @compact knoll

Waow

[fathom verge]

Wow, when is the BTR passing down that road

[soft coral]

bro this is legit streets outsidfe

[fathom verge]

Damn, my condolences

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1080560150949138502/LBOZO.mp4?ex=6784b54f&is=678363cf&hm=ede5fc9278cabab125aa470d7d60ebf885c1db6012905ca2a8ec1372088dfd40&

man I remember this

17 mins left

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1083481776061693972/OHNA.mp4?ex=67842189&is=6782d009&hm=b8d350d39005febf2cd1350f393ae74ffb045d709271357e2a590b39e39c5ba8&

bro give me this type of tarkov

@fast garden @stark torrent

I love instagram bots

[stark torrent]

based response

[soft coral]

Yay lavatory and engine 2

not engine but uhh generator

I go outside now

I get frostbite effect

I love shoreline gas station safe

[soft coral]

weee

@stark torrent

the daily of all time

after this daily i get 22

HUGE

(it means nothing)

YOOOOO

winter event alooo

U see bsg just because theres snow
doesnt mean everything has a WHITE fucking layer on it

[stark torrent]

well supposedly tarkov doesnt rly move anymore

who is cleaning the roads etc , there are no cars moving

[soft coral]

true

pmc on woods with 10 mins remaining Looking at someone
I aim in he instantly turns and 1 taps me

yes ok

yeah right

I do not trust it

[soft coral]

@stark torrent >go outside

cold
everything is gray
wet
literally want to end it all

but I got this it's ok we won

I legit started crafting a salewa even though I can buy them

tbh though it gives craft exp

Maybe we get something good

[stark torrent]

i got empty from 14 hours im gonna end it

F I X E D B T W

[soft coral]

same

the other day

spawn woods

27 mins left

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral are u gonna play shoreline

[soft coral]

I might i Have a bunch of shit to do there

[ancient marsh]

yeah i think ill do factory before i do anything else

[soft coral]

for a good chunk of the lv20+ its just shoreline stuff

[ancient marsh]

lots of bosses locked

@soft coral after fact can i join, i need a quick customs raid tho to plant tigr safari

[soft coral]

I got scavs on cumstains

and this

I always do the highest exp quests first

soI can level up like a madman

I'm basically lv22 at this point and it didn't take that much time

getting my lions and horses ready for ragman

[ancient marsh]

u cna sell the third cat

[soft coral]

oh rightg

[ancient marsh]

u only need 2 for hideout or quest

wait

actually

wait

docs case

[soft coral]

this fucking egg

I remember one wipe

it took me 100+ scav raids

to find the fucking egg

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

NO JOKE

[ancient marsh]

lil bro doesn't run for safes on customs

[soft coral]

eventually I found it in a woods stash

because ofc woods

[ancient marsh]

was getting out of there like it was a ledx

[soft coral]

yes actually

2 of my ledx's this wipe are on scav raids

[ancient marsh]

UN helm

vs ronin helm

get fucked loser

i had un blue helm

[soft coral]

based ronin user with no sound vs virgin min maxed gear

bullets? we take those to the chin

LIKE MEN

70 euro

we are NOT going to germany

omw to do some night lighthouse

for the fun of it

[ancient marsh]

uzi slays @soft coral

obliterated a guy who had a vector too

[soft coral]

idk if its just me

[ancient marsh]

WAIT 45???????????????

[soft coral]

but I prefer the regular uzi over uzi pro

[ancient marsh]

I KILLED UNC

frickin jackass whippersnappers with their mini uzis

[soft coral]

regular one feels nicer to control

[ancient marsh]

waaaaaaaay too slow fire rate

like

for factory

or even just in general

the mini uzi is the best smg

in the game

maybe vector is better? but its way more pricey

[soft coral]

SYRINGE

[ancient marsh]

mini uzi has really good recoil even without stock

[soft coral]

IN MED BAG ON LIGHTOUSE

I"M OUT

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rexxx-gif-9403391867245609315

[soft coral]

I"M OUTTT

[ancient marsh]

KROKODIL TIME

[soft coral]

LOL

I go to path to shoreline

I see random frozen pmc in the middle of the road

disconnected and immune to dmg

ooookayyyy

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

[soft coral]

shot him once

didn't drop dead

eh

@ancient marsh

this changes NOTHING

[ancient marsh]

drink the fuel

chug chug chug chug

@stark torrent @compact knoll do you think we can convert ivan to being a fueler

[soft coral]

one step closer to prapor 3

oh fk off

[ancient marsh]

awww too bad

gonna cry now?

tarkov player gonna cry now you cant get keys

without flea?

fucking retards think this no flea shit is good

🖕

[soft coral]

I mean

we do other quests

its ok

Might barter for a docs case

[ancient marsh]

dont

you wont find 4 horses

or however you need for living high is not a crime

the ragman quests

[soft coral]

I will legit go woods

and loot like 20 of them

Because unlike shoreline

woods has rare item passive spawns on the ground and tables

and all around the map

Fishing gear would be good to finish

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral NOOOOOOO

KILLED A TIMMY ON HIS FIRST RAID

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

HE HAD WATER ISKRA AND BULLETS IN INVENTORY

[soft coral]

WHAT DID YOU DOO

[ancient marsh]

i fucking hell broke his ankles too

i was on factory camping the staircase

and jumped behind him

[soft coral]

mannnnn :(

[soft coral]

:(

if I see a timmy in the wild I almost never kill them

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral btw his nickname is basically people who play games when drinking beer

[soft coral]

unless they start shooting me

I just can't do it

[ancient marsh]

like turbo casual fat dad off his factory job clocking in his weekly 2 hours of tarkov

[soft coral]

I don't have it in me man
to kill a timmy that doesn't know how to reload his weapon probably

[ancient marsh]

btw fucking bullshit

i killed 2 people

doing delivery from the past

and it doesnt count

for office

@soft coral got this tag btw

is this where ur mom works?

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

i heard she got a raise

[soft coral]

omg....

this game

[ancient marsh]

OOPS THAT'S A FELONY

[soft coral]

Idk why

I want to run some tactical pistol kit

and just 1 tap kids

[ancient marsh]

don't

recoil is rly gross on pistols

you can try deagle if u want one taps

u need fmj tho

it has like M80 stats

@soft coral

.50 ae

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

m80

[stark torrent]

My favourite quest

[soft coral]

haha

I know that quest

[ancient marsh]

the lil guy on the left is you running when you smell TheFumes

[soft coral]

I am ready

freddy

[ancient marsh]

fmj ammo

[soft coral]

don't matter

click heads

what you think I did with that usec on shoreline

while I was waiting 3 business days for you

that pmc made the mistake of stopping

[stark torrent]

only tarkov can make Dirty Ceiling a reward

[ancient marsh]

crack shack cosmetics

[soft coral]

OMGGGG

THE HIDEOUT HAS SO MUCH REFERB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY EARS

@stark torrent hop on marine

ITS TIME TO LOCK IN

[ancient marsh]

this has to be worth it right?

[stark torrent]

later imma be busy soon

[soft coral]

oke

[stark torrent]

i havent tested it, but as i said before

if it can spot people as easy as the FLIR , it's still useful , at least to see players

[ancient marsh]

what's the difference between these two?

[stark torrent]

maybe as a sniper it sucks , but as a spotter it should be just as good as the others

and yeah shit is cheap af

[ancient marsh]

well

it is a market economy

[stark torrent]

to be fair , since maps and flashdrives are not useful anymore for hideout on flea , they should be cheap

[ancient marsh]

in like 2-3 days

sooo

it may not be

depends on demand

[stark torrent]

i mean dont buy it on release , everything will be expensive in the first 2 days i think

then it will die down

this game needed another thermal at low levels and cheap

surely

[ancient marsh]

wdym another

@stark torrent which ones were cheap and useful

torrey pines is dogshit

so is the ultima

[stark torrent]

FLIR lol

10 sugar and 6 aquamari early wipe is like 300-350k

that is crazy cheap for a thermal with sniper zoom

[soft coral]

AND

you can craft both of these items

[stark torrent]

yep , and this winter event gave you sugar all over the place

[soft coral]

if you find half and craft the other half there you go

Yes

[stark torrent]

lemme count my thermals

[ancient marsh]

flash drive craft is like 1.5 days lil bro @soft coral

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean u just get it later on flea , crafting the drives just for the barter is whatever

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/sdqFeQ3x3XY?si=-sfW_xhs3I5s2ms3 japanese celibrating 600 year old tea ceremony

meanwhile here we celibrate when lidl has a sale

on sausages

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

@stark torrent

@ancient marsh questing time?

[stark torrent]

we have 13 so far and 1 reapir for the quest

and 1 submarine one

[soft coral]

sadly it sucks using them rn on woods

cuz no bushes

[stark torrent]

they put a fucking tank thermal on a gun

[soft coral]

nah bruh this shit is legit used to locate torpedos dude

[ancient marsh]

still on fact

if you wanna come sure

[soft coral]

on factory no

at least for the time being

[ancient marsh]

NAH

ALMOST GOT CRABBED ON

THE GUY WAS LITERALLY DOING

SNEAKING SKELETON

WITHOUT SOUND BOOSTER ID BE DEAD

[soft coral]

bros name is time _B

ok

[ancient marsh]

uzi eats ppl and leaves no crumbs @soft coral

ur missing out

1 left

[soft coral]

I'm legit using it

idiot.

but I'm using the 600rpm one

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

the dogshit one

[soft coral]

eh

blasted 2 pmcs yesterday on shoreline

if it can headshot

[soft coral]

it can kill.

[ancient marsh]

so can a toz

don't see you using it lil bro

[ancient marsh]

palm not even flush with the gun

[soft coral]

ok well first of all I'm not stupid

to be using that

second of all I actually want to be able to hit something from more than point blank range

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[willow canyon]

He's trying his best ok

[ancient marsh]

how to make an m4 weigh 17 kilo

[willow canyon]

5.4kgs or about 12 pounds

[ancient marsh]

5.5 kilo

[soft coral]

brother

I don't mean to hate

but wtf is that

[ancient marsh]

how to make a purposefuly made lightweight gun weigh as much as a SCAR

[soft coral]

shit weighs as much as a fucking ak

bro an sv98 is lighter than this

why do you need 3 tactical divices

[willow canyon]

Long barrel 5.56 is the shit in realism

[willow canyon]

larp factor

[soft coral]

legit looks ass

[willow canyon]

i don't even use the laser most of the time

[soft coral]

I ran out of find and transfer quests for my traders

no more free exp

[ancient marsh]

factory done @soft coral

died but the deed is done

[soft coral]

nice

I need pk3 asap

FK

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i got tigr safari

[soft coral]

nah man lets just go shoreline

tigr safari you can do in one raid in like 3 minutes

[willow canyon]

shorty m4s nuke your damage

[ancient marsh]

yeah but without it i cant do pk quests

[soft coral]

oh ye

fk it lets go customs first and then the other map

[soft coral]

the light color difference in the attachments triggers me

UNACCEPTABLEEEE

[ancient marsh]

i legit made an AK that's lighter

[ancient marsh]

call me one steam

[soft coral]

what is that

why that stock

[willow canyon]

PT-1 is the meta in spt

[soft coral]

ew spt

[willow canyon]

every other ak stock besides the default is shit

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral

[willow canyon]

Lower handguard isn't needed

just hold it by the magwell

[soft coral]

go dorms with xal
guy with shotgun pushes us from outside
I dome him with uzi
guy ignores it completely and 1 taps me with flechette

nice bro

[willow canyon]

helmet

honestly quite incredible

[stark torrent]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2wtJRsCylTM?si=0dD8TXrtYmKBv8N7

[echo aurora]

4 intels in cracked house on customs PVE... (and a lab key card)

[soft coral]

MY GAME AUDIO COMPLETELY WENT AWAY

ALO

I can hear xal and shit but not the game

@stark torrent CINEMA

we are doign his shaking up teller in dorms

I walk

my audio GOES COMPLETELY OFF

I hear xal and everything but nothing from the game

had to restart

[ancient marsh]

man has the intelligence

LOOOOOOOOK

[soft coral]

sorry mcknuckles

you made the mistake of going to usec camp

with a veteran woods raider in raid

he never stooda chance

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll sniped 2 marines with vpo

i am so fucking fueled up

diesel coming out of my ears

[compact knoll]

Drink some fuel conditioner

[soft coral]

ало

SCAV SHOOTING ME WITH FLECHETTE

ALO

GAME!?

NIKITA

BALANCE!?

@compact knoll @stark torrent when are hopping on marines

Me and xal went a couple woods raids wiped half the lobby with bolties

[compact knoll]

Im almost home

Legit 3 min away

[soft coral]

Nice

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

omg...

I mean

I pressed F a couple of times

without risk

[soft coral]

jeager 3 btw

nice I didn't want to buy attachments anyway

Thanks

soon

Yay

[vivid dawn]

The game wouldnt even let you wear earplugs and a fucking ugly christmas cap at the same time

[compact knoll]

STOOOOOOP

HELOOOOO

THIS IS THE THIRD ONE

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll power that tank buddy

@compact knoll you being arrested for too many tank batteries

https://tenor.com/view/manlet-speech-bubble-bobcat-gif-25293164

[spring fable]

is this a ted reference?

[soft coral]

DOn't think so

[compact knoll]

i skiped a daily and lost 0.01 rep

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden WHAT IS THIS BALACLAVA

[soft coral]

rizhy balaclava

[stark torrent]

Ryzhy's cum sock

[ancient marsh]

bro

the fucking

legendary video

"i col da polis"

"he has dik?"

those who know

will laugh

touching myself tonight

[fast garden]

too lazy to kill pmcs on streets with dumb gun

[ancient marsh]

which

[fast garden]

74ub

nice

[ancient marsh]

ah, what's wrong with it

[fast garden]

its as bad as the mutant

low velocity bouncy as shit recoil and 5.45

at least you can put 556 supressors on it now

im hopefully gonna get the rest of that xp and then reroll my weekly on arena

[soft coral]

LOOOOK

[fast garden]

cmon strong man take both

[soft coral]

scav mid animation where they do the "come here gesture" shoots me and domes me

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

we won the second time

I marked all 3 exchangers

we won

@fast garden

and I did the repairs

[fast garden]

the middle of factory bullshit repairs? or the classic

[stark torrent]

that one im doing now

Spain without S

[fast garden]

yeah

frown

kek

[stark torrent]

which servers are u on so i can play agains these bots as well

[soft coral]

same

[fast garden]

real

[soft coral]

we get aimbot scavs in our lobies

[fast garden]

everyone on columbia is wearing santa hat

[stark torrent]

i get Vanya the 13 year old kid that plays for 15 hours a day and learned every sound queue in the game

[fast garden]

they genuinely all ran right into me

[fast garden]

i was dealing with that a lot yesterday

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/MJL7zo

1 of 5

[fast garden]

triple daily nuttt

[stark torrent]

Factory lobby

[fast garden]

lmao

[stark torrent]

Bro bringing ash12 we lost

he is about to blow my lungs

[fast garden]

with the specter

holy cow

[soft coral]

Now I have to do forklift certified too

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I'm about forklift myself

[fast garden]

run in a circle and have to look up the last 2

we know how this worked

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Once again

we go on an adventure @fast garden

that guy on the left is a newbie ignore him

[fast garden]

ump

ass naked shotgun no headset is a fucking crime

[soft coral]

we go factory we spawn medbay theres 2 guys just outside in the other spawn
I nade one
artyom SOMEHOW dies from my nade and the guy inside dies from it as well

@fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[stark torrent]

ash12 cancer v.s AP 6.3 Vector Tumor

Meanwhile timmy tryng to do stirrup for the 8th time :

[compact knoll]

i once again ask for financial support

[stark torrent]

And once again

[soft coral]

@fast garden you should join the vc we're actually having fun

unheard of in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

look how far ivan's transition gone

from tarkov shit game to having fun in tarkov

@wintry ridge look at this idiot

[fast garden]

bro it cant be that bad

[fast garden]

iedy still didnt give me it

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden it could easily get bad - i just spent 7 mil on item cases

[fast garden]

shit im about to im sick of the struggle

im ONE oscope away from barter

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1321230963262357617/9eswiz.gif

[compact knoll]

i died with my kit so they are bringing it out

[fast garden]

your kit being the same shotgun and nothing else from the last image

you are a product of misfortune

nice nade ivan +20pts

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

jaeger shotgun task?

real

exfil FS and no throat proc on factory is evil work

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral just realized i didnt unload the lend lease part

[compact knoll]

legit cant buy anything with good throat proc

[ancient marsh]

like mother like son

[fast garden]

thats such a GP coin kit lmao

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[fast garden]

hey man the kirasa aint that bad

does what it needs to

[ancient marsh]

broke nword detection software is going off

ivan knows the reference

[fast garden]

sometimes you gotta give the poors options

[ancient marsh]

spend more or die

[fast garden]

i know exactly what you are referring to as well

[ancient marsh]

it's fully AI layered

im finna bridge

[compact knoll]

grenadier done btw

[ancient marsh]

let me guess, you used drones