#💣tarkov-released
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which is where
uuh
brother I do NOT play this map
ever
I barely know half of these boxes
I loot with my scav on woods
I do my quests I go away
basically in a big ditch when you go towards pig farm from the big antenna on the right
those 2 toolboxes together on the right
is the big antenna
go towards pig farm and you will see a big ravine
santa sled is there
santa sled is like here
basically go toward powerline from the big red antenna near road to customs
fuck outta my lobby
?
ignore this

so I've been having this weird issue
ONLY when I go into buildings
where my game audio has these little pops
or breaks
i have 0 fucking idea whats his talking about
where it sounds like crunchy
is that what u mean

nah cuz like
I say to myself(hehe insane) if its from headphones it would happen constantly
everywhere
but it only happens in buildings
it sounds so crunchy
and like if the gain was increased so much the audio started peaking
idk how to explain it
I'm used to high quality headphones and audio so this little thing has been driving me mad
@ancient marsh I try again
Good luck
tree is until 15th
i love the new exfil
they hit him with that 2 pen makarov ammo till he died
love me drum mag mak
nikita is the antichrist
i mean im just saying

the miracle being listening to the community
bro thinks nikita listens
it happened ivan
they added toolset craft and buffed toolset spawnrate
unlocked


@stark torrent wait did you do this spa tour
wait nvm you didnt
@soft coral @compact knoll all the hand drills i posted but didnt pick up are needed to unlock arena crates
yeah thats why i needed one lmao
One must imagine xal happy
cuz i surely fucking dont
tbh though im out here losing it tryna find krasavchik
its ok
yeah thats why i need one too

i did yeah
i had everything

It's ok, I live with the pain
Akimbo kidney stones
yas
Tommoraw
thanks for telling us
I just use impacts
they changed how sharpnel and nades to damage so naturally it means they are either nerfed to shit, or they are bugged
as everything bsg touches
Yup
Also idk if its me but nades take way longer to detonate or i might be schizophrenic
Both possibilities at large
Wtf
Bro got hit with exploiter blast
Now ur game fucked and he send pizza with 800 olives to your location

why is the mutant this close to subsonic
holy shit
this is an sr3m
an actual subsonic gun
why is the mutant SO DOGSHIT
so i just fucking realized
i went froma chinese username
rarely saw cheaters
to the name of a fucking boss type that only cheaters are reliably killing this early into wipe
I, in like 2 wipes, have never seen a cultist
I’ve been killed by em once, but I didn’t actually see em
I did like 100 customs night raids with no luck
Definitely one of my favourite enemy types to fight. IMO the only type of enemy that should be completely silent the rest shouldn't be or should have reduced sound.
cultists are my favorite and birdeye/partisan having no audio is retarded
they all make noise as of last wipe tho
Really? Is that a bug.
Good. Partisan is the worst boss to encounter.
PMC karma is a terrible fucking idea
but its one BSG has latched onto
But, then adding a Boss that spawns to hunt PMCs with low Karma, except the Boss attacks ANY PMC regardless of Karma
is a whole nother level of braindead
Its either drip or drown in Tarkov
I thought id get hella ambushes by sitting outside factory and ratting the safe and Tech boxes
But not a SINGLE PMC has come into this room
Karma i guess
smart
What are the chances
its real, classic bsg fashion its not on any traders
another exotic FiR only part
Killed a PMC who i thought was a scav so i never looted his shit, gutted
it also is barely better if not worse than just using the wire stock
just by itself, not with an actual stock
can probably put all the fun meta ones on it
instead of just buying a normal AKM
the wire stock with a pad is better or like 1 ergo 1 recoil off the adapter with a stock
fucking obviously the adapter has bad stats alone do you think im retarded
maybe
cause the stats depend on the stock
a M4SS is gonna be way shitter than a meta M4 stock
i know.
i know how to mod guns. i promise
I find it more funny rhat cheaters already made their cheats to avoid the cpu fryer issue, cheaters cant use it on each other 
So the CPU melter cheat is a breach in unity 2022
And has been a thing for ages

Very cool
wake up
tarkov channel was open
already want to kms
it is what it is we push through
I"M OUT
OMG
it legit only took 3 days to find
fk this game
THIS FUCKING THING
ok
1/2
I need one more to get lavatory 2

he's the guy who plays until lvl 15 and then drops the game and talks about what changes are needed on reddit
where'd u get it
The little construction area in shoreline just outside the village
I got so lucky I checked all the placed
because holy shit if I didn't I would've ran past it
so real
@ancient marsh need one more 
at least I'm covered for meds

pov: everyone this wipe
@ancient marsh @pallid bolt @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll AALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I do
why are you pinging the whole channel for a fucking wd40-
@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @wintry ridge they added a reference to me
damn I'm out
I can make security 2
Took us 300 years
Thanks nikita cool wipe
I scav for items more than I play pmc
Legit already at 2:01
Nikita what did you do
No way prapor 3
what in the fuck
das crazy
the balance went completely out the window this wipe
yeah do those
u get 1.00 rep for 4 first-time car extracts
you get less and less for every extract on that map
so first time extract is 0.25 rep
used to be 0.40
pmc
pmc and scav

10/10 decision to make items FIR only
I'm sure this won't backfire

Doing a scav raid irl
Got some sausage and bread
Gonna go home and cook eggs
real
watch out for the mortar event 

@soft coral need shustrilo
sorry
xenomorph
scav has umka and no backpack
no 1x3 slots
this is glorpshit
ivan did u do your bolty 25m kills
@soft coral
"jealousy number 1 killer among black folk"

Not yet I think
bro spat so much with that one
wanna come with then
if u want vc we need to use steam tho
go do those and we do part 3 together
Could do that
bring a gun with a detachable scope
ye ye
u can shoot the legs and heads with scope on
@ancient marsh go a quick shoreline scav raid
blya
I mean I still need my krasav
lol
I have some factory quest
We could do i guess
@stark torrent tarkov in an hour?
wtf
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why are you dota 2 sniper
wtf
Yes
?
based character
i played a lot of sniper in my time
i remember so many voice lines
that's what dota is good at
everyone else uses magic , teleportation , swords and spears
and this guy just has the blicky
Goated character fr
sniper just shoot
hes a tarkov player
Everyone else : tank build , mobility build , jungle build
Sniper players : A T T A C K S P E E D O N L Y
Bro has a mosin and by 20 minutes he had a minigun
We did it
hes him
god
did you play
when headshot did microstuns

that was like unironically 10 years ago
yeah thats when i started it was the cancer of low pubs
@soft coral ok lets go
Damn so it is fir
You need Klean gun oil for workbench lvl 3 btw
thats deadly slob beard oil
dingus
mods ban this guy
ye
Gonna eat and then we play
sure i do arena meantime
@soft coral get in marine
lv22 pmc with svt coming from the trees on lighthouse
I see him
he sees me
I'm already aimed in
he makes the mistake of stopping
they neverlearn
@ancient marsh good raid
#shorts #military #army
Credit: @AdministrativeResults
@soft coral
why does it shoot
so much much faster
than the tarkov version
in game it's 650, irl it's 800
like M4
ALOO DISCORD
tarkov version also jams quickly
Jaegar gave me a Ks-23 so i can KS myself
they fixed the sight alignment at least
so the slugs shoot straight now

doesnt matter
i only used zvezda anyway
every other shell being a zvezda was so good
i got like 40 zvezdas in my stash from always picking them up
Needs more digital vibrance
me desperately trying to make lighting bearable for tarkov
@ancient marsh @native crypt @lyric cairn @compact knoll @stark torrent I'm about to change my name in about an hour or so
give me reccomendations please
THanks
Mwah
FreeTaiwan
chinawesttaiwan
Ivan_Woodskov
Ai_Wan
Ivan_Bushdweller
tf does taiwan have to do with
crossdressers
what?
taiwan isn't thailand
taiwan is the country china has beef with
on tarkov or discord
George W_Bush
Tarkov
valuables #4
GlukharsGoo
it has to be less than 16
ok p.diddy
Walter_Wipe

EPSTEIN NAME
sanitar sextape
Oh it has to be WalterWipe
JFKshouldvehadanaltyn

JFKhasAltyn
should have wore an ulach
CAMPIN CARL
CAMPIN CARL
ThroatGoat would be so funny if you kill someone in throat
weapons case #1
48 apm
nah I will go for squirtcobain
weapons #2
ak12 is pretty alright
@soft coral @ancient marsh @compact knoll
Thing curving like a khopesh
This marine can use his cock to account for the coreolis effect when long range sniping
God damn
equipment #1
@soft coral did u unlock tarkov shooter 3?
@soft coral wanna go back to shoreline then? 
equipment #2
nah its ok then, if no vc for whole squad no point then
true
IT JUST DOESN"T WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME ALO
LOL
btw @soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent
if u need green bats for hideout
you can make fir tetris and greenbat from a btc
on cultist circle
only 1 time though
smort
already have the green bats
Reddit would call you a cheater
Why do I keep seeing people on Reddit say that tarkov shooter 3 is a hard task
Tell me you suck without telling me you suck:
it is
like
it's not "hard" but it is boring
its just suiciding against dark corners of factory
hoping you either land a headshot or chest shot on a naked
poor timmies didnt get to tarkov 8 then
then psycho sniper
im gonna try to get the event achivement up
do i need to do ref quests on base game to unlock some arena quest?
arena just fucking sucks because the servers are far away from where i am so i get not great ping
i did the starter couple quests
like kills with santa beard and hat
on arena
and checkpoint stuff
and you would have zero issue with that final bit
lol
thats so real
christmas time one?
yea
yeah thats it
i mean theres the regular ref tasks
you do all the tarkov ones and get the questline for ranked
i did the finale in 1 attempt crazily enough
just abuse dogshit audio
and just push lol
good luck killing kollon and kaban guards
yeah thats how ive got my team wipes
funny thing is
i got my achievement
BEFORE i did the event quest
lol
somehow there's more people with ace-high than an achievement for 1000 kills with AR's
LMAO
0.06%
my problem is that im pretty fuckin good at tarkov but kinda below average at pc fps so im at this weird crossroads of being intelligent but having wildly inconsistent aim
i got a 4 piece and died to the last guy, and keep getting 3 pieces and dying/ teamates kill 2
the problem is needing a dogshit friendly team and at least an average enemy team
but the last time i was doing it was late at night and it was just the same 15 people every match i did
i mean he wasnt looted
full gear
the dogtag was on him
just need the 1gphone
and then
and then all the quests
keep getting them from cabinets lol
i shoulda "bought" the streamer case
the quest is such a pain in the ass
this is my streamer case basiccly
Big progress soon lv20 we won
im slowly doing the streamer case quest
im not gonna bother doing it again
i have like like twice that right now. i just throw shit in my stash tho
actually might be a lot lower since i upgraded like 4 hideout modules just a bit ago
Another biboin
yeah i aint doin none of those
yall fucked up if you think im using a scope on streets
I mean
You dont have to use a scope
Put a collimator on a gornasty
game dies 1 second
people already tagging the community manager in EFT Discord
You just need 5 headshots

Tag him here too
i genuinely hope that you

nvm i almost got banned
Alooo slap plate?
that shit is disgusting
fun as fuck
it's so gross
btw
wanted to do uni stuff then hop on game to do tarkov shooter 3
game goes down so i cant pussy out of home work
godbless
LIES
ap 20 is ass
@soft coral did u unlock tark shooter 3
i just use flechette
tf is wintry mix
English?
no I was doing interchange quests
trying to complete those
With artyom and iedy
we go in raid
we get the 2 manifestos
iedy is confused on where the second one is I tell him right on this table and point my laser
he doesn't have the quest

lead slug
wait how did he get the 1st one
ah
when we went to goshan one hes like ah I dont have the quest
classic
They were in fact, not stable


what
im gonna aimpunch.

Why did you change the helmet
Just use the CQCM mask
I mean
i wear class 4 nothing changes i die
i dont care
fuck hearing i play worse when i know
i got a 4pc with a bs 74u before i had the task
and every team ive fought since then has fried me
i will die to the first shot they fire and then watch them wiff a mag on my teamate standing still
and the longer i play arena the worse i start playing bc it tilts me so much
honestly i haven't ran anything that's not m4
in arena
no point
- things cost too much
- it's the m4
its too good
to not use
Until you run into the Arena main that spent 2 lega on VAL / VSS 
a retard you mean?
val vss are fucking DOGSHIT for arena
on god
just use BP
your gun doesn't explode in 2 shots
nah they are awesome
but only in teamfight
last hero dogshit
yeah its just boring
Last hero , isn't that just ffa
I will get +2 iq
sbeu
everyone has their own tastes
I mean
I've not played with this scope but back in the day it had broken recoil
+50 visual recoil

@ancient marsh go a quick scav raid on snoreline
I have no problems with recoil control
Maybe now its fixed idk
I used it before in previous wipes
visual recoil is dogshit especially on shotguns rn
also yeah
that scope
literally before the recoil rework
its kinda fixed
it was bugged
sorta
it had way higher recoil when you swapped between the magnifier
idk buy eyes
250$ please
Bravo 4 most goated scope
4x for long
ff3 burris or deltapoint on top for cqb sex
back in your day the pmc had to sew with a screwdriver
back in my day we didn't die from people with unlpluged keyboards
Brother
WHO HAS THE POTATO PC
LOOOOK
sadge no 338 birdeye
dead pmc at weather station
btw if you kill goons as scav its bugged again a random scav will aggro you
yeah and goons dont shoot AI scavs but at least u dont lsoe rep
yea
if goons dont have krasavchik I dont want it
technically birdeye can spawn with it
still on inter?
bro got an sj9 go for lightkjeeper
shoreline
i literally pick at least one up every raid
im stealing them all on my pmc thats why ivan cant get them
HOW
IDK HOW
I'm stunned
idk where you guys are picking them up
I go woods i loot every toolcrate and passive spawn
I go shoreline i do the same
I dont see a single one
im sure we are all looting the same shit
nikita is just fucking you since you have 5x as many scav raids as pmc

gym ready for construction
I don't even have gym unlocked
Yes ok
at 12 mil already
from so much scavving
even when we scav with artyom and iedy
none of them find any
Truly a long road
vpo 
who ate all the pixels
AP-M
smells like spt
the arc-750
bro cut the bottom server tag off 
ALOOOOOOOO @soft coral @stark torrent
no he was doing good times
i fucking throated him

throat goat
a

GET FUCKED LOSER
OK
WAIT FOR NEXT PATCH
2/15
why did they make the fucking bastion plate lega medals
fuck you nikita
3k point helmet kek

just use a airsoft helmet and pray 
if i could buy the airsoft helmets from ragman in eft i would
to bad it's find in raid only for some reason?
also petition to make the caiman level 1 since the model is based on the bump helmet model
250 edition but no arena
not even sucking and blowing nikita properly

fk arena
you wont be saying this when ur scraping black ulachs off my body every time i die

if you're reading this , straighten your back you fucking cashew
I'll try lighthouse idc at this point
I'll do random scav runs anywhere
and just roaming around
Pocket Shooter Borninator
its going in the csa rig
hotkeyed
WAIT
YOU CAN PUT IT
IN YOUR RIG?
im the best at this videogame

sniff it ivan








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