💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll loading?

we good?

[compact knoll]

yes

[ancient marsh]

lock in

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-vs-locked-in-yapping-alien-gif-13609711502580239261

@compact knoll i heard you toss a nade right as i left

a Lord of War-esque arms trade

ty

[compact knoll]

@compact knoll i got 2 kilsl with yours vogs

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

ah i died

oh well

[ancient marsh]

15 years in prison for treason

[soft coral]

time to farm lighters and D batteries

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

for 1 m4

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

ridiculous

[fathom verge]

There is some LOON running around factory Rn whispering

Hes wigging me out

because i know hes here somewhere

but i can't find him

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-dr-disrespect-slap-streamer-gif-17852503

[compact knoll]

i can buy it

come fac again

lemme assemble a kit real quick

[ancient marsh]

oh wait @compact knoll

i have second barter

we're good

2 lcds

one sec

lemme see if im missing anything

while im doing this gsmith

just chill for a min

[fathom verge]

Hes asking about Sushi

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh i got the factory key if you want to do the twitch case quest

[ancient marsh]

nah fuck that idc

thats new

[compact knoll]

yeah good luck getting the t500

[soft coral]

lel

BRO

[compact knoll]

its after land lease 1 actually

[soft coral]

LET ME SCAV

AAAAAAAA

YOU SON OF A HOE

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

server connection lost

my bad for trying to go factory

[ancient marsh]

I WAS TRYING TO BUILD THE GUNSMITH AKS74 IN PRAPOR INVENTORY, IT GAVE ME AN ERROR AND THE PARTS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR THE BUILD ARE IN MY SORTING TABLE

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

WAIT

WHAT THE FUCK

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

[soft coral]

watchu need

[stark torrent]

crazy instant tag

[soft coral]

bro has the script

[ancient marsh]

THE AKS IS NOW A NAKED RECEIVER ON PRAPOR

[compact knoll]

cinema

[ancient marsh]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

LOOOOOOOOOOOK

ITS IN MY STAAAASH

[stark torrent]

bro will get drone striked

[ancient marsh]

cool reaction

no soying out

actually seeing as an advertising opportunity

shitty of tarkov just taking that shit lmao

HELL NAW

trynna use my drill for gym

wait

i cant

[stark torrent]

everyone is in pestily's hideout for the gym

[ancient marsh]

even construct gym

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

i haven't even tore down the wall

[compact knoll]

of course i get head eyesd by this retard

AND I HIT HIM 5 TIMES

I GUESS AIM PUNCH ONLY WORKS ON ME

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-anguish-venom-snake-scream-big-boss-gif-16644725

[soft coral]

glad to see memeg losingit

we're all back where we started

[compact knoll]

we do not care

i go get pomegrante juice and eat

bro how do i have marauder

[ancient marsh]

prefiring this shit cause one of the next gunsmiths is an ak-105 so i just bought it off fence

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

show kill tab

im 2 levels off running korunds

[compact knoll]

where the fuck do you even find scavs

[soft coral]

bro plays on nikita VIP servers

[compact knoll]

also do you just fucking caps crawl all your raids

[ancient marsh]

no i just in a duo die last

i'm not pussy, i take fights i think i will win

like if someone is taking shots at me from fortress

i'll just try and run past

i'm not gonna go fight fucking shadows

i know he's gonna crab

i just play smart

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent when are you back btw

[ancient marsh]

wym

[stark torrent]

30-40 mins

[compact knoll]

mkay

gon take a lil walk

[ancient marsh]

idk i dont meet em honestly that much

like i played a lot of woods this wipe so far

and customs

no reserve interchange

[stark torrent]

reserve is full of player scavs , you can camp the scav extracts ez for loot since they clean up the map , but you can also get swarmed in a moment

[ancient marsh]

i dont go reserve without RR

@ancient marsh reminder for this retard to swap off middle east

@ancient marsh

@ancient marsh

@ancient marsh

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

touch grass lil vro

[ancient marsh]

btw spawned on an oligarch scav

had 100k cash

[soft coral]

this chat is fascinating

its just people losing their mind 24/7

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

acting like mental hospital patients

[ancient marsh]

just give me a fucking drill

[soft coral]

go interchange vro

[ancient marsh]

17 scavs that spawned 10 mins earlier already vacuumed it

[soft coral]

well

true

thats why you go woods or somethign idk

or cumstains or reserve

no idea

[ancient marsh]

way less loot

[soft coral]

IDK

its legit luck based

[ancient marsh]

theres like 20 toolboxes i loot every scav raid

on shoreline

[soft coral]

bro thinks shoreline has loot

look at this guy

bruh

you need 2 drills for fucking workbench

and 1 for shitter

OH NAW

this wipe about to be so shit

[ancient marsh]

i mean

[soft coral]

am I completing quests or scavving for items bruh

[ancient marsh]

it's a rly good source of tech loot

construction loot

i did like 5 of these alrdy btw

[soft coral]

I'm gonna construct myself off a building

[ancient marsh]

build 7 fortnite 90 degree platforms and jump off

[soft coral]

real

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

fan

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/simpleflips-simpleflips-spray-windex-clean-simpleflips-discord-gif-26585974

hope the cancer diagnosis doesn't come as a shock, buddy

get your chemo ready!

400 hours btw

[vivid dawn]

Flea is locked 5 more days huh

Seems like people go crazy about it

[compact knoll]

its the keys thats the problem

dont really care for anything else

gunsmith i guess

[fathom verge]

HAHAHA

they always fall for the two door trick in the factory office

[ancient marsh]

yeah cause its dogshit

no flea that is

[compact knoll]

@soft coral tarkov devs are teenagers too

no quest for tagilla tho

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

i forgot the hat

[fathom verge]

Did he have a keycard or something atleast?

I’ve been Hunting Usec to get that damn quest done but every single pmc I’ve found is a bear

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[compact knoll]

nothing

[ancient marsh]

FIFTH JUNKBOX YIPPIE

[compact knoll]

flea

just a week away

can you believe it?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[ancient marsh]

surely with this amount of space i will get an electric drill

right?

[soft coral]

dude what

[ancient marsh]

nah you got the roid rat scav spawn

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lololol-gif-25232985

[compact knoll]

wasted 10 nades trying to get the naked mosin man

i did get him ni the end

[fast garden]

So fucking real

[fathom verge]

Every time, it’s crazy

Its not highly complicated, surely they’ve seen it before

[fast garden]

I “need” to do this

But eh

I’ve done a good majority of my tasks so far tbh.

Not kappa required

My ref is still lvl 2

Why bother if I’m gonna prestige anyway

Maybe I should send all my money and shit to my arena stash and then send it back after prestige

[stark torrent]

honestly i might prestige close to wipe

[ancient marsh]

wait isn't this technically impossible

[compact knoll]

how did you know i was doing grenadier?

[stark torrent]

no, why

i did it last wipe

[fast garden]

I think most people will

Imma go for double tho

[stark torrent]

or my friends will have to do a lot of factory mule runs for me to drop the shit

[fast garden]

No red flares

Only fireworks

[stark torrent]

nah

[fast garden]

Probably still work tho maybe

[stark torrent]

i have a lot of reds

[fast garden]

I haven’t seen any

[ancient marsh]

for now i meant

there's no red flares right now

only firework ones

nvm

love when i type something

[fast garden]

Well actually maybe one’s spawn in marked

[ancient marsh]

and it gets debunked

before my vpn unlags

[stark torrent]

ye they still spawn with reds

the player scavs

[fast garden]

My scavs have only spawned with fireworks

Neat tho

Just have to finish that dumb arena finale task for my winter clothes

The scav drip is real

[ancient marsh]

WRONG FUCKING DRILL

[fast garden]

Hey I need that

I just hit filing cabinets for mine

I got like three in one set of cabinets the other day on streets

Woods BTR loot area and new bunker are also pretty solid tool spawns. Shorelines cracked tho, but it’ll usually already have been picked over by other people

[ancient marsh]

how do u do new woods btr area

how do u get out

[fast garden]

Run across the top of the train out

[ancient marsh]

theres mines

[fast garden]

Like, DEAD CENTER. Or you hit floating magic landmines

[ancient marsh]

you blow

oh

i will send this to my friend who blew

[fast garden]

If you are not perfectly center you kaboom

But the loot is so fucking free

Also helps to have splint/PK

[ancient marsh]

is there any guide you can send?

[fast garden]

I’ve looted there on my scav several times and vodka’d out

[ancient marsh]

not free because a scav blew my head off

[fast garden]

Yeah they do spawn there now sometimes lmao

I get in the left side of the BTR to help with that

[fast garden]

I can prolly find my clip of doing it when I get back home but uh, some of the old guides from when they added it last wipe would still be accurate, as far as walking from the top of the train

Can also leave ez mode if you have the secret code. Too bad they broke those with an update

Woods map on streets

[soft coral]

fr

[fast garden]

Landmark scav

[soft coral]

got out

go in

exit with 500k worth of shit

fuck me I love scavving woods

[fast garden]

250k off the stims alone bruv

More tbh

[soft coral]

yep

THIS IS WHY WE PLAY WOODS

[fast garden]

Mules are priceless this early

[soft coral]

80% of the map unlooted

sleight barely touched village had a bunch of shit stashes untouched

[fast garden]

Bro yoinking buckwheat

[soft coral]

ofc

20k

[fast garden]

Damn I forget they are that much all the time

[fast garden]

Zero fear not wearing the armor over the Alpha

Tigz complains about bosses, next day, boss spawns doubled

[fast garden]

Except cultists fuck you cultists nikita doesn’t love you

[compact knoll]

can we get much higher

so hiiiiigh

[fast garden]

You broke the left window scrub

You hide behind the left window so they can’t see

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden in like 2-3 raids my new junkbox will be full btw

[fast garden]

And peek the right one

All them drills you didn’t ask for

I’m going on 7 junk boxes man

Can’t wait to sell everything in them when I get off work today!!!

[fast garden]

Tape, nails, propane, dfuel, para cords, and fcond

💰

[compact knoll]

marine down, sir

[fast garden]

RSVP back to base soldier

[ancient marsh]

what does that mean

[fast garden]

Idk I’m not autistic probably not real

[fathom verge]

It’s fr*nch

[compact knoll]

FELLOW MARINE SPOTTED

[native crypt]

leg him

the tarkov hello

[stark torrent]

locked in

[compact knoll]

spawn in as player scav
immediatly die

[soft coral]

the green beret drip

[granite coral]

iedy has paid their respect for @compact knoll 💙

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/1-gif-7927775809230802910

[compact knoll]

FLASHBACK

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

no drill

@fast garden 4 slots left in 5th junkbox

no drill

[hallow stream]

I yearn for the SPT
the mods i want are getting updates
soon I can quit this unstable piece of shit of a live experience with these dog shit servers

thank god

[soft coral]

The fk

[compact knoll]

i got shot in the throat

[hallow stream]

anyways now I have 4 scav junkboxes filled with random shit

Im rich!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831627457093697612/954601113070477312/steamahppy.gif

[soft coral]

you got a shot on your throat ye

aha

@ancient marsh

Soon

mashallah

@stark torrent @compact knoll CUSTOMER GETS TRANSFERED TO ME
I"M THE WRONG DEPARTMENT

I SWEAR TO GOD

[compact knoll]

they just dont learn do they?

[fast garden]

The masculine urge to add to the suspicious pile of unlooted bodies

[compact knoll]

what shot marine

[ancient marsh]

fir defib on me

lock in

[compact knoll]

2 marines down in gym

both thru windwos

[ancient marsh]

taking on 2 men at once in a gym

CINEMA

GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A PROPONENT OF MY PHILOSOPHY

at the tunnel on shoreline

he shot at me

gave me 2 heavy bleeds

knocked out my arm and leg

marked the ambulance he was hiding behind

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

and dipped thru tunnel

god bless

defib out

[fast garden]

Balls

[ancient marsh]

?

[fast garden]

What was bro doing for you to be able to mark the object that was covering him

“Just passing through”

[ancient marsh]

i was far away towards village

under the mountain

he started shooting

i went prone and hid behind a tree

trying to shoot his legs

if he didn't pussy out i die 100/100 times

but im glad he did

[fast garden]

He exfil?

[ancient marsh]

yeah

he ran across to tunnel

and left

and i knew what he was doing

[fast garden]

Hey bro he probably had 14 tasks done that raid zero chances

[ancient marsh]

i just started healing my bleeds as soon as he ran across

[fast garden]

I’ve left people alive like that all the time, never happens to me though

Sometimes all ya gotta do is some warning shots

[ancient marsh]

stood up

and waddled to exit

those warning shots almost killed me lmao

[fast garden]

Norvinsk welcome

[compact knoll]

OOOH WHAT A SHOT

[ancient marsh]

i think i should hit admin on my drill runs

check the pcs

[fast garden]

A very warm one

[compact knoll]

THRU THE WHOLE CORRDIOR

[ancient marsh]

get out of raid young man

[fast garden]

Turn my phone brightness all the way up and it’s still a black screen with pasty white hands and a window

[fast garden]

Do you go to the resort at all?

[ancient marsh]

bottom left is the target

[ancient marsh]

nah, nothing i want is there

[fast garden]

Took a while to find

[fast garden]

I wouldn’t bother unless you are dead empty tbh

That place gets stripped 50/50 even just by pmcs

[ancient marsh]

rn my loot route is like

if i spawn village side

i loot swamp village and regular village

that's like 20 toolboxes

if i spawn east

[fast garden]

Smugglers is so cracked

[ancient marsh]

i check the big antenna near road to customs, check weather station

and check the car extract area

[fast garden]

You don’t hit smugglers? Just the exfil area?

[ancient marsh]

too hot

plus car extract area has many tool spawns on the floor

[compact knoll]

its ok

the rd is mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMvEm2jKDKU

oh damn i didnt clip it

the streets one will be pure hell

[hallow stream]

I am alien

inspiration:

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-geeked-vs-locked-in-locked-in-geeking-locking-in-gif-4984947974707907469

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @soft coral is it true you can use just the receiver for planting the SV98

fishing gear

?

[soft coral]

damn my balls is hot

[soft coral]

no ventilation

[soft coral]

go offline raid and try it out

[compact knoll]

idk

[ancient marsh]

wiki says so

[stark torrent]

Locked In

[ancient marsh]

it worked

[stark torrent]

died to naked pistoling head jaws

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1220113757477277757/amfueling.gif

[compact knoll]

10 headset crunches

OOOH

lvl 4 therapist

you cxan buy keycard

trade for g28

take scope sell the g28

money back

[ancient marsh]

marine down

[soft coral]

cinema

LEARN TO EXTRACT BOY

his boyfriend nearly caught up to me and killed me

[stark torrent]

Reserve :

[soft coral]

@ember kite

Man aI wanna buy chips

[fast garden]

Didn’t realize it was money back

lol

G28 is fire tho so like

Tbh sell that dogass scope and keep the gun

[compact knoll]

pm 1 8 is good tho

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

we're getting closer

3rd junk box filled I"ll end it soon

mfw unheard stash space is NOT enough

ALO NIKITA

[fast garden]

I have unheard stash and my extra two stash lines from terragroup trail

[soft coral]

bro i'm gypsy warlord

[fast garden]

There’s maybe a takedown worth of space at the top of my stash

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

craft em

[soft coral]

I am

IF I CAN FIND SQUASH

[fast garden]

Random piles of trash on streets:

[soft coral]

streets

can it right there

full stop

enough

[fast garden]

I love just walking by the garbage on streets and seeing a whiskey, hot rod, milk, squash, and super water

[soft coral]

I dont wanna hear it

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

dont care didn't ask streets is trash

nikita can shove streets up his ass

i go intershit

[fast garden]

Streets is just reserve but bigger

And with loot

Same dogshit spawns

Same pscav abuse

[real solstice]

YOURR FUCKIN GAE

AS IN HOMOSEXUAL

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent i bought another junkbox

[fast garden]

“Mashallah fuck this game”

[soft coral]

OOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOO

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @stark torrent

OOOOOO

I CAN MAKE

TUSHONKA

WE WON

[compact knoll]

tragic

[frosty basalt]

He just wanted a new patek

[compact knoll]

what is bro looting

[frosty basalt]

Must be level 5

[soft coral]

thing-a ma bobs and trinkets

[ancient marsh]

odds and ends

that sort of thing

[soft coral]

Khajit has wares if you have coin

[ancient marsh]

👍

DADS OF 7 ON REDDIT WHO GET TO PLAY 5 MINUTES A WEEK:
THIS IS FUCKING GAS 🔥

[compact knoll]

at this point just play fucking call of duty

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

hmm yes remove everything that makes tarkov somewhat differnt

[ancient marsh]

it's not a competitive FPS though

that's the thing

killing players isn't rly the objective

also

nvm

[soft coral]

arena isn't competitive at all

the fk is competitive about me rolling the dice wether or not I will get head throated

[soft coral]

yes

@compact knoll @stark torrent I arrive soon boys

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-farcry3-farcry3villain-insanity-insanity-vaas-gif-26048552

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I put customer on hold

so I can end work on time and I dont have to take another call

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

7 mins till end of shift

I can already smell the emelya rye croutons

[ancient marsh]

looted all of interchange, no drill

[ancient marsh]

i'm going to break soon

[soft coral]

scav woods
die by pmc in airplane
15 mins remaining

brother

[ancient marsh]

i died to a pmc with 30 seconds remaining

not even trolling

on woods

i hope that guy had a wonderful last 6 months as he was battling colon cancer

[soft coral]

as I used to say always

"WHAT IS HE DOIGN THERE MAN"

[ancient marsh]

new players are the most terrifying when scavving

what would a pmc be going at fucking scav bunker with 9 minutes left like that one time

[soft coral]

yes

everytime

and they alwayas crab

[ancient marsh]

like

they will go MIA

and kill you for no reason in the end

bro i played my entire fucking DAY

LOOKING FOR ONE DRILL

@soft coral i saw about 9 hand drills today btw

the purple ones

which are arguably more rare

[soft coral]

I've not seen one grooming kit krasavchik

wtf

[ancient marsh]

i found many

@soft coral

[soft coral]

How

[ancient marsh]

well it spawns in the same place drills do

allegedly

[soft coral]

allegedly

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden THE PACKET LOSS BUG AT START TO SEE IF BOSS IS IN IS BACK APPARENTLY

[dapper grotto]

an old classic returns

[ancient marsh]

yeah it works slightly diff apparently

like the icon top right may not appear? sth like that but its in

its gonna lag if boss not in

[compact knoll]

YEEEEES

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-walter-white-gif-26779438

[ancient marsh]

young man why do you care, bosses are 10%

now if they did a packet loss bug for if an electric drill is in raid...

[compact knoll]

i have boss quests bruh

[ancient marsh]

WAIT NO FUUUUCK

I USE A SQUASH THAT I NEEDED FOR HOLODILNIK ON FUCKING CRAFTING SMALL TUSHONKAS

i'm 4/5 now

and 5/10 on hot rods

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

kys ivan

[soft coral]

mad

[ancient marsh]

i'm not mad at this point

i feel like a fucking

lifeless husk

0 emotion

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1034127756612620388/caption-1-6.gif

[soft coral]

paracord and tall tree yes?

[compact knoll]

how do i even collect this

[compact knoll]

gonna do the paracord extract yes?

extract from life

@soft coral

this

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

this is for arena

only thing i agree with is aim punch

aim punch is so fucking ass

"remove ergo"

are you actually fucking retarded

[soft coral]

missed one scav for punisher 1 and died by a pmc camping resort in a window

the refusal of people to move in this game astonishes me

10/10 kit for the last kill

[dapper grotto]

it only got worse the past 3 years

[soft coral]

yep

punisher 1 done boys ez pz

now I can get ammo that can maybe kill something

@fast garden @dapper grotto

[fast garden]

from prapor 3

[soft coral]

still

we unlock it

so its ok

[exotic vector]

"where's my extraction point" ahh

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

every

[fast garden]

fucking time

i get close to fucking 4pc kills

teamkilled

ARENA IS SO ASS

HOLY FUCK

[soft coral]

wtf is punisher 2 bro

bsg try not to make every quest in this game absolutely horrible challenge:impossible

[fast garden]

wear cqcm

look at guy

shoots me

back neck

[compact knoll]

he dropped me johan be glasses

he caught me red handed cmsing my stomach

[fast garden]

im sick of these fucking marines on my team making a 5 round gamemode feel like finals

i was teamkilled 2 rounds btw

5-1

ttv was cooking

fucking HOW

[soft coral]

we go woods

5 mins in we go usec

300 dead scavs and 1 dead pmc

missed ledx on the ground

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[fast garden]

id have been less upset doing actual khorovod

[compact knoll]

MY FUCKING WARDROBE

OOOH

[fast garden]

this game is simply

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

DUDE

WHO AM I WAITING ON

DUUUUUUUDE

[stark torrent]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[soft coral]

we end the day on a good note

punisher 1 done I'm happy

fk shoreline

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

wait i didnt show you clip

fuck

ill just compress it

[stark torrent]

i cant

@compact knoll

bro smelled my backpack the moment i dropped it

fucking reserve player scavs

[fast garden]

why is your game so blurry

that guy was a sniffer

lmao

[stark torrent]

in the video? it's the editing or whatever, it's only 720p or shit or its too big for discord

[fast garden]

ah

[compact knoll]

caught him in 4k

v40s are dogshit

how the fuck didnt he die from the first nade

i think he had like 100 hp left or some shit

[fast garden]

what in earth was that

lmao

[compact knoll]

it red'd him

[fast garden]

ive eaten like 4 f1s this wipe

like actual nades in my mouth full body red but alive

[stark torrent]

i tanked an impact nade with the kiver helmet on factory , head was red and helmet damaged but still alive

[compact knoll]

i then went first floor to cms and got caught red handed by a player scav

[soft coral]

and artyom plays this shit on like 40fps

[compact knoll]

nah its like 60

[soft coral]

insane

[compact knoll]

scope is 40 yes

[soft coral]

unstoppable

[stark torrent]

everyone's scope is 40 fps

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1220113757477277757/amfueling.gif

[compact knoll]

good luck doing sbih on streets

absoluite suffering

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

the 9th circle of hell is actually doing sbih on streets

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @soft coral @fast garden

ALO , DA?

[compact knoll]

this is how you reach ivan

[soft coral]

I know this phone

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/O6ndohKhpo0?si=JLGbtDWEiBw12SKb

ngl true

[hallow stream]

I am so mixed feelings on tarkov headsets

Sometimes i rock the cheapest most dog shit one and hear everything and then when i do opposite next raid

I dont hear jack shit with the expensive ones

Actual peak

[frosty basalt]

the best headphones in game are in this order

1. never looting
2. checking your corners
3. camping

[fast garden]

ugh

[hallow stream]

Ngl

He kinda truthing and kinda not some parts of shoreline make me want a second species wiping meteor to hit earth, the one that hit the dinosaurs

[fast garden]

crabbing in arena

dude i give up on these winter clothes

sbmm is fucking me so hard

bout to start throwing

[hallow stream]

Or bsg should've just made a actual audio system that works

[fast garden]

fucking marines

checks out

[fathom verge]

gets out of a shitty dysfunctional organisation like the us army

moves to working for free for a shitty dysfunctional company

[fast garden]

just got thoraxed by 366 fmj

while wearing a full mmac with all plates + side plates

[fathom verge]

Someone’s just said that a cheater deleted their gamma case 🤔

Skill issue or epic BSG moment

[frosty basalt]

No shit this game sucks lol

[pallid bolt]

you could probably buy a standard unity audio plugin from the unity store and it would work better

it can't exactly be incredible engineering considering almost all other games have at least a workable audio system

[fast garden]

i would be surprised if this was anymore than simply a cheater posting for clout+attention

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/KEE8wVSWpA

[north lagoon]

FINNALY

DONE WITH EXTORTIONIST AND AQUARIUS

IN ONE FUCKING RAID LIMPED HALF THE MAP TO THE EXTRACT
AFTER 3 FUCKING DAYS!!!!

[frosty basalt]

nice

[north lagoon]

If only

[soft coral]

Cock

[soft coral]

fk these 2 quests in particular early on

COMPLETE garbage

[stark torrent]

Yeah i would have done it but the kill 5 people in 1 teamfight quest is just shit

So fuck them

[compact knoll]

i mean

its 4

it took me forever

i actually got it with a default enforcer kit

with fucking sost aug

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

People have such little space this wipe nobody picks up gear

[stark torrent]

i have noticed that too , especially armors

they might pick up a plate but not the whole armor

there is indeed no fucking space

[soft coral]

armors and shit my fully kitted ump came back

yes its not a good gun but damn

Back in the day I come with the most basic gornosay kit all I get back is my balaclava

[stark torrent]

open game
hall of fame lvl 2 is ready to be built
install
infinite loading

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-biggest-peice-of-dogshit-peice-of-shit-gif-13354334831488207353

[soft coral]

I became goshan

[compact knoll]

kill mosin man on factory
take his entire kit so he doesnt get anything back

[soft coral]

bruh

[stark torrent]

leave his rear sight on the ground

so he gets that in insurance

peak evil

[compact knoll]

sell mosins without the rear sight on the flea

[soft coral]

omw to look for my last fucking cock plug

to hand over to the rapist

300 million years to find one common tech item

I mean I'm happy I'm done with most of the annoying quests early on

i go interchange to maybe find small wd40

(I won't)

[ancient marsh]

i do that to lvl 1 timmies

even when i had 70 mil

you aint getting that paca back, bitchass mf

[soft coral]

every oli shelf is empty

madness

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-gulp-gulps-nervous-uh-oh-gif-16217862

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent https://youtu.be/3ptC-vHO3gY?si=gzLM26ohMlSiNapY

god

do i wish this was a fucking ratting video

with that title

imagine the redditor mald

in the comments

BROOOOOOOOOOO

IM PLAYING AGAINST A FUCKING DRAGONBALL Z CHARACTETR

HES LEGIT TELEPORTING EVERYWHERE ON ARENA

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-z-goku-super-saiyan-teleport-gif-14267725

btw @stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll same thing happened as with the old f5 terminator bag, the right side section of the antler bag accepts cases

[soft coral]

I mean

it is what it is

zero spark plugs I looted like 10 toolboxes bruh

[ancient marsh]

played the worst teamfight game ever

like

[soft coral]

but squash is nice

[ancient marsh]

i cant fight people who fucking teleport out of my bullets while theyre in flight

[ancient marsh]

10

only 10

[soft coral]

didn't have time

so yes

only 10

its not like my scav has sj6 trimadol combo or whatever it was for infinite stamina

I did check all of oli shelfs as well for tech loot

all the back

all of back of goshan

not a single one

Maybe I go lighthouse

[stark torrent]

🪵 🥰

bro thought he can loot on woods

after he made a ton of noise

also a second player scav , he looked peaceful but we had to do it

we dont leave witnesses

[soft coral]

I go get monster

[stark torrent]

Fuel for the day

[soft coral]

yes

are these noodles needed for anything?

only for acquiantaince

the fk am I keeping them for then

we're up 4.6 mil not bad

considering theres no flea to sell

[ancient marsh]

wait he uses thermal now?

[stark torrent]

no it was stripped but i put some parts on it for space

he had 55a1 tho but no 60 rounders

only 30s

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

Too bad reset account

[ancient marsh]

he did the

https://tenor.com/view/stblackst-tf2-sfm-spy-pyro-gif-2469062995799986297

[pseudo storm]

sniffs his feet

You're alright pal

[soft coral]

Bro playing streets

point and laugh

[pseudo storm]

Not my footage

Also nobody can run streets properly

[pseudo storm]

Especially when Kaban calls every scav to muster arms to defend his fatass

[soft coral]

@stark torrent go vc

before i come over and puncture your tires

[stark torrent]

later , i go to gym now

[soft coral]

blya nahui

[stark torrent]

get that strength to carry an extra pack of milk

[soft coral]

not one moonshine

alo

[soft coral]

Aged like milk

WHERES THE HUNTING MATCHES

Finally

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto @soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @lyric cairn @untold harness

tho im pretty sure he is lying

[soft coral]

oh no guys I ran into cpu frying cheater

and he deleted my unheard case

oh no

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent Someone said you can replicate the same by putting your containter in a manequinn

hmm

[ancient marsh]

do you know OnePeg

the sounding guy

[soft coral]

what about him

[stark torrent]

ye

[ancient marsh]

that was basically his content on that medieval tarkov game

dark and darker

lawsuit

we are so back

its so over

for a couple months

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

it's so sad the second coming of christ occured mid that cs match and all the sinners were judged

[soft coral]

never going reserve again

at least as a scav

ok

[ancient marsh]

the last name of the scav that killed u is the city i live in

contract successful

RTB

[compact knoll]

Samara

noted

await a missile strike

[stark torrent]

locked in target

die scav

[ancient marsh]

east 222 and 2 car bats

idk but

i have a feeling

when i will find an electric drill

i wont have a 2x2 storage slot for it

or scavs with backpacks to kill

[compact knoll]

but i already have this one

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1hy1q6e/found_one_of_those_cpu_fryers_yall_were_talking/

so apparently the CPU Fryers are actually real and they are hackers that make u lag / crash ur game

wtf

alo @compact knoll go snipe?

[compact knoll]

busy right now

maybe in like an hour?

[stark torrent]

sure

[soft coral]

he pings him but doesn't ping me

I see how it is

I SEE

[stark torrent]

Siberian Sniper

[soft coral]

I know that tree

I'm geolocating you as we speak

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh @dapper grotto @pseudo storm @untold harness @lyric cairn

[soft coral]

Bro pinged half the server

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

That hand on the face was something else

[soft coral]

First mistake: running a thermal

[fast garden]

Also thank you for waking me up for work iedy

[soft coral]

second mistake: interchange

[ancient marsh]

OOOOOOOOOH MY PC-

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

@

[ancient marsh]

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