💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

ALRIGHT PAL KEEP IT DOWN

[ancient marsh]

your mother takes 3 business days

[fast garden]

someone might hear you

[ancient marsh]

to get off the bed

we have to use industrial cranes

[soft coral]

This guy

[ancient marsh]

call me "dad" now

father will do as well

[soft coral]

Nah bruh ill call you retarded

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i got the first ever seen in the world dorm room 220 key spawn in the fucking chemical part 1 boxcar btw

got package, extracted

[fast garden]

I’ve seen cottage key spawn more than that

[ancient marsh]

friend was like "i dont have milk or aquapeps for barter

[compact knoll]

god i love interchange

[ancient marsh]

we spawned near it

[compact knoll]

fuck you wood cucks

[ancient marsh]

i was like "actually lets go cehck the spawn"

and it was there

[soft coral]

Iedy ban artyom

[ancient marsh]

post the 3 cpu fans lil bro

[fast garden]

Nikita rarely awards such knowledge

[soft coral]

he crossed the line

[compact knoll]

they hated him because he spoke the truth

interhcange best map

[fast garden]

You are already outnumbered at least 4 to 1 bro

You don’t have to take this fight

[ancient marsh]

just put the 3 HDD drops from 10 PC's in the bag

[ancient marsh]

best at what?

[soft coral]

being shit

[fast garden]

Watching a player scav spawn in the store across from you

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

highest concentration of dark corners per square meter

classic

back to back to back worst spawns award holder

clutched it from reserve way back

held ever since

[fast garden]

Ambulance spawn POV

[ancient marsh]

EMERCOM SPAWN

[fast garden]

Power spawn

[compact knoll]

why the fuck am i getting so many toolset spawns

[fast garden]

Every spawn actually they are all ass

[compact knoll]

i found like 4 today

[fast garden]

I’ve had zero trouble finding anything except for fucking sodium

Finally got mine last night

[compact knoll]

wait till you play shoreline

[fast garden]

So I can do like, 5 more hideout upgrades

[ancient marsh]

interchange sucks ass cause like nothing outside of the store exists, so basically you have a map that's just the store after like 2 minutes it takes to get inside

[compact knoll]

spawn
go on a hill
4 spawns around me

[fast garden]

I mean yeah

But inter is worse

[compact knoll]

there were stashes before

and retardeds actually looted them

[ancient marsh]

not guaranteed

[compact knoll]

but yeah not anymore

[compact knoll]

inter you dont die at least

[fast garden]

Inter stash runs is the most retarded shit ever

[compact knoll]

unless people deliberatelly camp

[ancient marsh]

NEVER HAPPENS IN TARKOV

[fast garden]

Alr man everyone knows spawn pushing is how to win

Let’s not pull some revisionist shit

[compact knoll]

yeah retard thats the point of the map

[ancient marsh]

the point of the map is dogshit so the map actually isn't dogshit, it's self aware

[fast garden]

That’s why it’s so good bro

[compact knoll]

i always wondered why night inter raids are dead

and then i took a thermal and went outside

[fast garden]

You are yankin my chain rn

[compact knoll]

legit 5 people looting stashes

[fast garden]

I do not believe you

Fucking insane

Does everyone suck on the servers yall play on or something

[compact knoll]

that was a lot of tiem ago tho

before they deleted stashes from the game

wipe before that actually

[fast garden]

Most of my kills/deaths are on on people who are around lvl 30+

Alright bro back in the day doesn’t count the stashes aren’t real anymore

The crash wasn’t your fault artem

You can let them go

[crystal musk]

arena finally connected

i skipped all the way to 14

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent time for tarkov, kitten

[crystal musk]

its probably insane but i enjoy arena more simply due to the fact that I can actually win matches

tarkov is die lose gear simulator for me

[compact knoll]

why the fuck does he need 4 wrenches

is he eating them or some shit

[hallow stream]

they break after 1 use

[stark torrent]

im with my duo now mb later

helping a friend do delviery from the past for the 3rd time

go factory , run into two AA12 guys

[compact knoll]

cinema

probably gonna go sleep then

[stark torrent]

Found Xal's reddit

@compact knoll is paratus for kappa

[compact knoll]

the what

[stark torrent]

the backpack

the jetpack backpack

[compact knoll]

the red one?

no

[stark torrent]

yeah its not

nice

[compact knoll]

the fuck?

wdym for kappa

[stark torrent]

this was a streamer item

[compact knoll]

huh

didnt know that

[dapper grotto]

what

since fucking when

[stark torrent]

ye nvm it isnt

but idk why its purple tho

but i guess BSG gave up the colouring scheme altogether

factory day

??????????????

[dapper grotto]

the fuck is brother man doing

[fathom verge]

Bro loaded his wrong kit maybe

[stark torrent]

bro has 328 raids and 1050 kills in 2 weeks man, he hasnt slept

wipe is a way of life for him

nah he is a cheater , i have 430 kills in 318 raids , this guy has wallhacks and kills every scav

[wintry ridge]

hii ieder

[stark torrent]

hi fr0t

fucking son of a bitch , i kill his friend and he throws his shit off the bridge then nades himself with f1

[ancient marsh]

played an arena game of control point

holy fuck never had a team that bad

it felt like i was playing 1v5

and the enemy was using turbo cancer shit

2 AA-12s 1 KS-23

[stark torrent]

AA12 fucks but the ks23 is usually a meme

inconsistent , sometimes it 1 taps , sometimes it heals the guy

[dapper grotto]

as a factory player the only correct thing to tell a KS23 user is

[north lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/yum-tools-eat-taste-gif-17547468

Hideout PMCs be like:

[stark torrent]

wait until they add the saiga full auto to arena

[north lagoon]

Finally got medstation level 1, can now craft CMS kits so I’m not a cripple walking through woods just to get head,ears’d by a scav 357 meters away

[stark torrent]

turn around to shoot scav

he buckshots me in the face

is hould have just fucking kept running

[north lagoon]

I was trying to get the poster quest done on Customs,

Get on the tracks looking at fortress

Two guys, headshot the first one with a sniper and take cover behind the train

Get head,eyes’d by the second guy as I repeak

I see my kills for the raid, all scavs but I was shot by a PMC, were they friends or something?

[ancient marsh]

oh...

this is

way more impossible than i thought

i thought i need to capture 3 points and win

i need to have all 3 points captured WHEN i win

[fathom verge]

Yes they’ve found some way to trigger your picking up script over and over or something

Which makes you run at 5 fps

And makes the game basically unplayable

[soft coral]

This is like artillery in world of tanks being left last in the team and suiciding

[ancient marsh]

i may have made a mistake

okay nvm

this team can go fuckitself

GAME DIDNT EVEN STAAAAAAAAART

[soft coral]

Xalrider is experiencing ezactly what i did when i started in tarkov

we need to make a live documentary on him losing his mind

[wintry ridge]

:3

[wintry ridge]

i honestly love it

eotech with ironsights is a vibe

[ancient marsh]

yeah but i wish i could see over the fucking iron

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[wintry ridge]

add uhhh

spacer

lqt or something

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCQnSFHJjNs

face of the man that speaks the truth

[fast garden]

It has more recoil than the semi and jams quicker

[ancient marsh]

petroleum all over the screen

please send medevac

[fast garden]

What kind of reverse shit is tigz pulling here

I wish tigz didn’t have fucking clipping disabled I wish I still had the full pov of him calling me a cheater

Fuck it was so funny his whole chat was calling my German friend a nazi

[hallow stream]

im not even gonna click on the video

1st thing hes gonna complain abt is either gonna be A

boss spawns

B huge amount of cheaters

[fast garden]

What’s C

[hallow stream]

and I bet my right testicle on it

theres no C

its gonna be either of the 2

[fast garden]

I’d die laughing if it was bosses

[ancient marsh]

the things i'd do

for an M4 60 rounder

[ancient marsh]

6 mins in he's still about bosses being 5%

[hallow stream]

oh my fucking god

[ancient marsh]

i mean, he's right tho

[hallow stream]

no way its actually bosses

[ancient marsh]

bosses are dogshit content

u kill reshala

[hallow stream]

I am ivan rn

[ancient marsh]

best loot is the fucking nades

[hallow stream]

im ivan rn

[ancient marsh]

[hallow stream]

absolute insane read

[ancient marsh]

like deadass

[hallow stream]

i saw you cant sell keycards

after I got that shit from a boss

[ancient marsh]

is it a read or using your brain and thinking what sucks about the game

[hallow stream]

ig hes complaining abt the not being able to sell keycards as well

[hallow stream]

im not at the boss quests yet

so I dont give a shit abt them

ive killed tagilla like 6 times this wipe

[ancient marsh]

bro bosses were like 10-15% last wipe when i reached the quests for em

and i took a while

[hallow stream]

and the best loot he had on him was like

the 3x1 AK magazines

all that has to be done is either turn up the boss spawn rate to like 50% or make a separate queue that just

lets bosses spawn at a 50% rate

[lyric cairn]

Best I can do is the Butcher from GAMMA where you pull the charging handle every time you pull it out, infuriating the player

[ancient marsh]

@hallow stream i'm legit like 1 day of factory running away from reshala kill quest

and he's still gonna be 5%

[ancient marsh]

20-25% but consistently is fine i would say

start the wipe with 15%

[hallow stream]

tbh

what they could legit do

is let you trade in X items at barters for example at fucking fence

and you get a flare that spawns a boss

at a designated location on each map

[ancient marsh]

nah that sucks

would be nice if you could know early if a boss spawned or not

[hallow stream]

the loot from bossess is ass

[ancient marsh]

some item maybe

[hallow stream]

explain why

[hallow stream]

tru

[ancient marsh]

? did you kill any bosses?

it sucks fucking ass 99% of the time

[hallow stream]

no I mean explain why a flare that spawns boss in

is bad

[ancient marsh]

oh cause it could be abused very easily

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

just make bosses spawn with a decent % spawn chance

[dapper grotto]

we realy having the boss spawn rate early wipe comvo each wipe dont we

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-gif-22751248

[ancient marsh]

also boss loot sucks fucking ass

like

i kill killa, sure, what do i get for it?

[hallow stream]

doodoo

[ancient marsh]

killa who HALF THE LOBBY GOES AFTER

[hallow stream]

and a drum mag

[dapper grotto]

a used condom and a half eaten snikers

[ancient marsh]

20-30k on flea

reshala as i said is only good for fucking nades

actual DOGSHIT loot

i can pull more from a scav run

than a reshala kill

[hallow stream]

I was trying to kill sanitar early

cus I wanted more meds

since I am a greedy bastard and dont wanna buy anything

or was the name of the boss not sanitar that carries the med bag

i forgot

[ancient marsh]

my last wipe very first raid was me on a scav run killing a guy who wiped sanitar

[dapper grotto]

das sanitar you are correct

[final jungle]

Apparently this is becoming more and more of a thing as more people report it happening to them

[hallow stream]

NO WAY

tbh what im surprised abt is that theres 5 minute ques 2 weeks into the fucking wipe

games dead

wait add that to the fucking tigz video bingo he probably cries somewhere that you need to queue 5 minutes for a game

[final jungle]

Alot of people are actually saying it's happened to them

This is insane

[ancient marsh]

my last wipe very first raid was me on a scav run killing a guy who wiped sanitar

[hallow stream]

oh wait

this is easy as fuck to make happen with the uh

enderman exploit from like 2 wipes or last wipe ago

you would just have to change like 60% of the code and it'd equal out to this

[final jungle]

I honestly have not played this game in like 2 years, I just keep up with it out of curiosity more than anything, so I don't know what the enderman exploit is/was

[ancient marsh]

me neither

or at least haven't heard of something ever called "enderman exploit"

[north lagoon]

Tarkov community is just a circle of people complaining about the dumbest shit lol

[hallow stream]

the greatest choice

[hallow stream]

basically cheaters would stand in place and teleport their player instance

to rare items

and vaccuum them into their inventory

like how a enderman in minecraft teleports to a block, picks it up and teleports away

[north lagoon]

There’s a rare nugget of good criticism and feature suggestion but most of what I see is complaints (i.e. Tigz)

[hallow stream]

and that would happen super fast as well

all of complaints would be fixed if nikita wasn't a greedy fuck and a actual game developer

like genuinely he has no idea abt game development he just had a idea abt what game he wants to make and then just hired a bunch of ppl to do so

and made the most unstable piece of shit code on earth

[ancient marsh]

did you watch the video? please tell me what is "complaints" in it

i'd really like to hear

[final jungle]

Yeah I think Nikita has always been really out of touch. He's an example of a dev being too set on his so called "vision" for tarkov

[ancient marsh]

nikita out of touch
the "we fixed the audio pop bug, did we not?" incident

[north lagoon]

I get the impression that he might not be the best game dev but he takes a more managerial role while other devs do the coding. I can see he’s really passionate about Tarkov and wants to turn it into a great game but it doesn’t always turn out too well due to coding issues and such

[hallow stream]

the whole unheard fiasco shows how much he knows of what is wrong with the game

[ancient marsh]

oh the vacuum bug?

[wintry ridge]

vacuum was something else

[ancient marsh]

Nikita so out of touch he thought an item that can summon friends mid raid was a good idea for live

[hallow stream]

like genuinely I have NEVER seen a worse game developer be head of a team

oh besides for ubisoft

and that 1 dude who worked for EA

[north lagoon]

Cheaters have been ongoing issues in many of these competitive games, not just Tarkov, so I see the difficulty in solving the cheating issue especially with the principle of having to do ban waves instead of individual bans to prevent them from quickly adapting to the new anti cheat

[final jungle]

It seems like every change he's made to make the game more like his "vision" has just sucked. I don't agree devs should just always listen to all feedback and change their game but I feel like what Nikita wants differs from what most players want

[ancient marsh]

by the way you didn't answer

[hallow stream]

so you see

much cheaters could be gone with simply just

switching out battle eye for a different anti cheat

[north lagoon]

Hold on I’m going on a hopium fueled rant

[ancient marsh]

if it was that easy they would have just done it by now

[hallow stream]

the issue is the developers and the shit code

as I say everything I type in theory of what could make the game better is with the idea that the code isn't absolute fucking ass

and that nikita wasnt a greedy bastard

[final jungle]

Think about how much money they make from cheaters buying new accounts though

[ancient marsh]

the fact that for such a long time ALL the items were fucking loaded into containers as soon as the raid started was insane

[north lagoon]

Don forget, Tarkov is a BETA and not the final product. It has a long way to go, sure, and it’s a big passion project that just can’t fully fit in a game. I’m sure they’ve learned form Unheard and won’t release the game in the state that it is in now. Don’t forget, you paid not to play a finished game but to be a beta tester that gets access to the finished product. A lot of issues can go excused with the expectation that what you see now isn’t what you’ll get in the future.

[ancient marsh]

that's how cheaters knew where was what in boxes

[hallow stream]

thats where Nikita being a greedy bastard comes into play

[ancient marsh]

the game just had a list of everything in memory

[hallow stream]

like fuck it he could even have like a 4 man team making cheats secretly for his own game

and still be earning money with a diff anti cheat

i know he would 100% do it

its free money

[ancient marsh]

"it's just beta" is a lousy excuse for game companies to release shitty product

tarkov on release will not look much diff than it is today

release of tarkov will just be a wipe update we already get

maybe slightly more

it wont finally fix all issues

[final jungle]

I mean they offer bundles on accounts, who else but cheaters would need to buy 10 tarkov accounts lol

[north lagoon]

It’s not a finished game though. Everyone who bought the game was warned that is in beta and sure, I don’t like that they have additions ranging into the hundreds $ but unless you are genuinely special I don’t see how you can be surprised that the game currently being developed in BETA has big issues that need to be addressed before release.

[ancient marsh]

beta is an excuse to consistently release broken updates and you will defend it cause it says beta

same bugs from years ago exist

[north lagoon]

Do you not know what beta means?

[ancient marsh]

beta means you can keep your game dogshit and broken forever

[north lagoon]

It means it’s still being worked on, it’s not finished whatsoever.

[wintry ridge]

@misty scroll

[ancient marsh]

won't ever be either

[final jungle]

True

[north lagoon]

Having such a pessimistic attitude won’t make the game any better for you.

If you constantly just look at the negative Tarkov has you’ll never see the positive it holds.

[ancient marsh]

btw you still haven't addressed what i asked you

how was tigz "complaining" in the video

[north lagoon]

Let me go and look.

[ancient marsh]

every year the negatives outweigh the positives more and more

performance is one of them

streets, a MASSIVE map in terms of progression is like completely unplayable for a big chunk of the playerbase

TO THIS DAY btw

[north lagoon]

I have a fairly mid range PC and I can play streets fine, a little bit of stutter here and there and issues loading in but yes, I can play it.

[ancient marsh]

what fps

[north lagoon]

I don’t track it, I’d say maybe 40?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent this can't be real

i'm out

cinema answer

[final jungle]

So much of what he talks about being added before the game is done I genuinely don't think is possible, the games foundation is seriously fucked, to the point it creeps into everything

[north lagoon]

Alright then, seethe all you want.

On the issue or TigZ through, one of the first things he complains about is the queue time taking 3-5 minutes to load in. That’s not a long time by a long shot and it’s relatively reasonable when looking for a match. If it was 10 or more I’d understand but from what I see he’s mostly nitpicking.

[ancient marsh]

Already completely misappropriated criticismb

He's talking about in relation to boss hunting

With boss chances being so low

At 5% currently

You need to do an insane amount of games

To even have the boss just spawn

[north lagoon]

I can agree there, boss chances should be removed and replaced with a system to spawn them in.

[ancient marsh]

You may die on the way

And queue times add up

[ancient marsh]

They should stay, I'm against a guaranteed system, just make the fucking spawns higher and their increase more consistent through wipe on a set schedule

Like 2 weeks in it increases

I think a system of being able to tell early if the boss is in is better

Especially lore wise

Like if killa is in - the power is on at start of raid

Or like he talks through the PA system

If sanitar is somewhere you can hear ambulance sounds

[final jungle]

How tarkov does bosses has to been one of the worst overall implementations of an idea I can think of. From the spawning to the fact that it feels like the only way to fight any of them is to cheese or exploit them

[ancient marsh]

Idk about cheesing or exploiting them but dry peeking is completely impossible

I always just toss a grenade before peeking

[stark torrent]

[real solstice]

PMCS like I can't goon to this! There's no meta M4 build!

[north lagoon]

A lot of people who play more casually that get to the point of needing to kill bosses don’t have the time to load into multiple raids just to have a CHANCE at getting their quest done.

[ancient marsh]

Which makes it even worse

Idk how you think this is an own

[north lagoon]

An own?

What does that mean?

[ancient marsh]

Dont get distracted

Why would you bring up a point that is in my favor

[stark torrent]

locked in

rip fps

[fathom verge]

Intel centre should tell you the odds of a boss being in a specific raid, it could give you a notification

‘XYZ has been spotted at ABC in 123 map’

[fast garden]

Meh

That’s retarded

Should be immersive shit like Xal saying about inter PA with killa

[north lagoon]

You’re saying bosses should remain as a chance, I’m saying they should be spawned in by players. I’m not furthering your argument by saying it helps causal players since having a chance of them spawning means you’d have to spend more time in game to search for the boss to get a quest/achievement done.

[fast garden]

If bosses were spawned by players, they’d be there every raid

Killed kollontai the other day and the only shit even worth looking at was the ifaks

Which I sold instantly and only took because I wasn’t already full of actually valuable shit

[ancient marsh]

This point is completely and utterly irrelevant, we may disagree on how the boss issue gets fixed, but the initial premise is that tigz is just "complaining"

You have ended up agreeing with him

[fast garden]

Set schedule boss spawns would be so good

[ancient marsh]

Why would you make assumptions without just watching the video?

[fast garden]

5-7 week 1 7-10 week 2

Trickle up

[ancient marsh]

Too slow

[fast garden]

Probably

[ancient marsh]

I say start at 15

But increase it over longer period than 1 week

Early wipe boss fights are rewarding

[fast garden]

True

[ancient marsh]

Cause wiping reshala is avtuallt good loot

[fast garden]

And also pretty difficult at that point

[ancient marsh]

When u have 0

[ancient marsh]

Reshala guard face shields

I had goons spawn when I was going bronze pocketwatch

Big pipe had rotary gl

[soft coral]

Mashallah fk this game

ok this was NOT worth a labs card

WTF IS THIS RESERVE FPS

ALOOO

19% gpu btw

[fast garden]

He doesn’t know yet

[soft coral]

I dont

died

my mistake I didn't want to loot filing cabinets anyway

ye youre zero IQ alright

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

he got that right

[ancient marsh]

What a nice thing to go to bed on

[soft coral]

eh

I wait 20 mins I go again

I didn't even get good shit

[dapper grotto]

expecting frames

on reserve

in the year of the lord 2025

big mistake ivan

big mistake

[soft coral]

true

[dapper grotto]

also dont forget the 29 players scavs at once

[soft coral]

true

I wanna try 4x super sampling on my gpu to see if we explode

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-explode-dynamite-gif-17304850

[fast garden]

goodbye it was nice complaining with you

[soft coral]

me

I'll go offline raid on streets

not an accurate representation

but still

[fast garden]

i turned on 2x on accident one time on my laptop

it was like fucking normandy trying to reach the setting menu to turn it back off

[soft coral]

I really wish that

unity had some sort of engine mechanic

to allocate algorythms and stuff that the cpu needs to do and give it to the gpu

our 4070s with iedy would actually do work

instead of staying on 9% when i'm on max settings

1440p max settings with 4x supre samplign

it was good knowing you boys

fps actually stays the same

WTF IS THIS GAME

[ancient marsh]

Classical

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[soft coral]

ok with 4x it drops now

this is prime example that changing any of the settings apart from LOD or super sampling will not affect fps whatsoevr

the game is legit optimised to shit

from 1080p to 1440 basically no fps changes

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[ancient marsh]

Dlss does zero as well BTW

[soft coral]

i noticed

see this is what happens

when a game is cpu bound and the main source of fps is the cpu

since it relies on it so much for majority of mechanics

ballistics a.i , weather even , damage calculations

updating to unity also messed up the fps

Something fucked up big time in the code after update

there are little optimisations that can be done such as using PBO and using auto overclock on ryzen cpus enabling xmp
all that jazz but theres so much cpu usage optimisations that you can do before you hit a wall

[soft coral]

CINEMAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[noble lion]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[final jungle]

Wow I remember that happening when I used to play I wonder if every single other issue I had with the game has still not changed at all over the past few years

[soft coral]

its teh same

its actually worse

omw to loot cabinets on reserve and die by the cocksucking boyfriend duo who don't know what an extract is

MASHALLAH @ancient marsh

GPU ALO

IN DROP DOWN

xinpei didn't vacuum it

huge

[frosty basalt]

based

[north lagoon]

Chairman Mao heard your prayers

[fast garden]

arena is so ass

but my need to get the winter drip

i must

[frosty basalt]

same bro

even tho its only for arena

enforcer with their extended mags kinda makes the respawn gamemodes a lot easier

[fast garden]

the respawn gamemodes are aight

[frosty basalt]

ye

[fast garden]

i still hate having to rely on tarkov randoms as teamates

[frosty basalt]

same

do you play NA?

[fast garden]

yep

welcome to na where everyone has ttv in their name and was an ex pro leauge player

[frosty basalt]

lets squad up make it easier on ourselves

i consistently play with glue sniffers

[fast garden]

classic crayon munching

yeah i loaded one so ill see

what task are you on

cuz im doing this for winter drip

[frosty basalt]

same

kill 4 and win the round

in tf or bg iirc

[fast garden]

i hate this game

corners

in arena

without fail

[frosty basalt]

lol

[fast garden]

im just getting the santa hat kills in tf rn

[frosty basalt]

gotcha

is ur game over

[fast garden]

longest fucking match over 2-3 rn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1223682154580545656/1223682584555290715/redditsave.com_batz92n2k1481.gif

[fast garden]

im free now

[frosty basalt]

same

3/5 dc'd from the enemy team

quite sad

Madly_ <---

i very very unfortunately might have to leave rn we'll see

ill do at least one

[fast garden]

💯

[frosty basalt]

i gotta win a match of checkpoint getting 3rd place as assault

that cool w/ u?

[fast garden]

and i have to play tf

[frosty basalt]

aight one tf?

how many kills u need

[fast garden]

if i dont drop donuts

1 lmao

[frosty basalt]

lmfao

bowl

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1025147728256319518 ?

[frosty basalt]

ffffff

if i do my shitty checkpoint weekly ive got this for free

[fast garden]

lowkey since the event goes to the 15th i could maybe pull another one

i keep crafting shit though, so it would have been easier

what

[fast garden]

fun fact

the fucking aa12 doesnt count as a shotgun for the task

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

i luv this game

[wintry ridge]

glorious shitcode

they never update quests with new items

for some reason

new armor not counting for the jaeger task, rifles not counting as rifles

i bet the new .338 doesnt count for the bolt action headshots

[fast garden]

probably not

what was that weird ass bug where youd like fail bullshit and get lightkeeper stuff

[north lagoon]

They took muh fuckin irons

Can't have shit in tarkov

[fathom verge]

Did you get it back on insurance? That’s a hood classic

Like taking the rear sights off someone’s mosin

[north lagoon]

Yeah

I need some advice though, I need to get quests done on customs but I just keep running into people, any routes I can take that most people don't use?

[pallid bolt]

customs basically only has a few routes through chokepoints. it's just gonna happen

[fathom verge]

Yeah

I guess wait?

People are usually gone after 15 minutes, but not always

especially if theyre camping dorms

Sometimes your best chance is to get in as early as possible

Aquarious for example i always have the key on me, but only go for it if i spawn by Dorms

For the pocket watch, half the time after 20 minutes the Van is already unlocked

But youll absolutely run into freaks who are still camping places at like, 10 minutes to raid end

[fast garden]

how the fuck does arena also have the memory leak for just being open

[fathom verge]

Because BSG sucks?

God Arena team based tasks suck

Round 1
Everyone runs up the stairs and right into LMG fire

[fast garden]

im going for the christmas finale task atm

3 kills and die

every round

[fast garden]

its why i cant take arena seriously

AHAHAHAHH

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-kiss-blowing-a-kiss-suspense-christian-bale-gif-16931550113965916217

[fast garden]

makes me feel a bit better after that arena shit

there were like at least 9 rounds where i got 3 and teamate got another/i died, and one round where i got 4 and died to 5 and lost round

[fathom verge]

Them cancelling the match shouldn't take away the quest progress of the team hwo didn't forfeit

[fathom verge]

Join match

cancelled

Join match

cancelled

[frosty basalt]

@fast garden u finish ur christmas time challenges?

[soft coral]

mm yes

useless

who would win

the special rooms in the maps with purposefully "good" and high tier loot
a map with a lot of trees and a sunken village

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-wtf-huh-john-travolta-confused-gif-5521264

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHHAH

THEY SAID THEY FIXED IT

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[soft coral]

well

didn't get my wd40

how silly of me

10 mins left pmc camping in black knight

brother what

I wish him nothing but a good day

[compact knoll]

300 hours 10 kd

[soft coral]

bro sat there

not moving

a fucking inch

while I was looting 1st floor

I came from outside

looted all of first floor

[compact knoll]

yeah same

[soft coral]

then went up the stairs and he was standing on the stairs peeking

what a player

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1hwozxx/you_cant_pick_up_ammo_cases_in_marked_rooms/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[soft coral]

I had my small wd40 for the second time now

nice

[compact knoll]

i dont even have the craft for it

my workbench still lvl 1

[soft coral]

I got mine from the sleigh

[compact knoll]

nikita, give me 2 drills and my life is yours

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[soft coral]

same but with small wd40

rarest item in the universe

zero toolboxes have it wtf

[compact knoll]

i found so fucking many bro

legit

[soft coral]

HOW

artyom wanna go cumstains?

[compact knoll]

for what

[soft coral]

back cock evidence

[compact knoll]

i can do one raid tho

sure

[stark torrent]

bro was simply a gangster in his past life

[soft coral]

fire flare in rail passage
game tells me I'm extracting
sniper scav kills me

???????

nice

thanks game very informative and a great way of telling when to shoot it

I guess I did it wrong idk

even though I shot it after the game told me signal flare needed

[stark torrent]

dont go in the sides

you need to be on the tracks in the middle

if you go on the sides it still shotos you

[soft coral]

never did

@stark torrent

artyom wanted to fight the third I said no I'm returning two quests too risky

great success ump king

[compact knoll]

woops wrong chat

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll flea is today

[stark torrent]

yeah in like 6 hr

@ancient marsh

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHHA

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @soft coral

[ancient marsh]

CLOSELY MONITOR

MY FUCKING FAT HAIRY NUTSACK

DOGSHIT COMPANY

HOW WILL I DO FUCKING SHAKING UP TELLER

LET ME DO PUNISHER DISGUSTING RATS

LET ME IN

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[ancient marsh]

i like how not a single emoji reaction is positive

[soft coral]

nice

[ancient marsh]

his name is "how do i poo"

[soft coral]

even with flea today

the fk are you gonna do with flea

[ancient marsh]

BUY KEY I NEED FOR FUCKING SHAKING UP TELLER

[compact knoll]

i honestly dont give a shit

im kinda happy even

since i can flex on shitters with lower levels

oh waht you cant pen my lvl 4 armour?

my lvl 5 soon

[fathom verge]

Damn

I mean my bet is their shitty net code is broken again and it’s broken the flee somehow

And they’re just pretending it’s because player feedback

But that’s still pretty funny

Guess I’ll buy a third scav box

[compact knoll]

i mean

we could take you with us i guess

ivan needs it

i want you to scream in vc that you are xalrider tho

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll he really thought

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-s4-the-boys-season-4-homelander-sad-gif-12641831445820699332

enough to make a grown man cry

[shell sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-the-milk-gif-18445775

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1138533838453211206/nofuel.gif

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

so if you og in arena

you can unlock winter clothes by just having the christmas tree

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

nvm its the christmas questline iedy says

@soft coral

[stark torrent]

Neck hitbox will be moved to thorax

With thorax armor covering it

Aloo

[next temple]

hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot

[fathom verge]

Guess I’ll buy more flechette then

[compact knoll]

ivan ivan more reeels screaming in my ears please

[fathom verge]

🤔

[compact knoll]

AUGH HE IS USING THE NIPPLE SCOPE

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[ancient marsh]

7k hours

John Tarkov

it's him

[soft coral]

7k hours of sitting in bushes

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent defend your honor

[fathom verge]

6.77 kd? Pathetic…

[ancient marsh]

john pve

[fathom verge]

Nope

A shoreline frequent flier though

[stark torrent]

i can barely find 5 scavs

[fathom verge]

Somehow a guy hit my upper back hitbox while shooting me from the front

epic

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

i guess he never responded

[ancient marsh]

ARIES

GIVE ME TWO ELECTRIC DRILLS

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[brittle sinew]

Because arguing with you is pointless lol

[fast garden]

Oh my god Xal you didn’t see

He had a picture of his mosin that someone stole the sight from and was asking about tips to avoid people on customs

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

Cannot even make that shit up

[ancient marsh]

do you know what the discussion was even about?

[fast garden]

Just need the 4 piece, imma do it after work

[brittle sinew]

No

Nor do I care

[ancient marsh]

classic

[ancient marsh]

enough to chirp unprompted

[brittle sinew]

Gondor needs no prompt

I chirp when I want to 🐦

[ancient marsh]

which makes your takes less than worthless

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[brittle sinew]

Like you don't yap constantly in here about needless shit

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brothers eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

[compact knoll]

we do not care

[soft coral]

try to shoot scav
get stuck on box
try to move and my aim gets offset
die by scav proning and shjooting me mid prone animation

PEAK GAME

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/white-beard-gif-26687798

[soft coral]

Such cancer man

shot him 10 times with fmj in the face and body

[fathom verge]

Looks like peak to me idk...

[soft coral]

did he have zabraLO OR WHAT

[fathom verge]

Why can't i eat this Salad...

[stark torrent]

cause its 100k

[fathom verge]

Thats alot of Kalories

[brittle sinew]

Fmj which gun

[soft coral]

7.62x39

I'm doing punisher 1

its the best i have

since obv we cannot use good ammo until trader lv 69

[brittle sinew]

Ohhh yeah never use fmj 7.62

Just stick to HP

HP one shots unarmored thorax

[fast garden]

Not anymore lmao

You don’t even play the game man

[brittle sinew]

What happened since last I played

Did they buff thorax HP again??

[compact knoll]

sure

[fast garden]

Hp got 5 less damage (it barely ever one tapped anyway) to reduce scav cheese

[brittle sinew]

Of course

Well, it'll still be better than FMJ imo

FMJ is dog water, not even 30 pen

[soft coral]

eh

it is what it is

[brittle sinew]

If your ammo can't pen yet, you gotta get leg ammo

[ancient marsh]

such as

[brittle sinew]

Or you can just dome SKS scavs and steal their PS/t45 ammo

[ancient marsh]

have you considered what the black man with lightning said?

@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral https://x.com/axel__tv/status/1877270690140754424

Axel (@axel__tv) on X

All the casuals that were waiting for flea so they can buy keys and do quests just used a paracord extract man .

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 8:26 AM

[fathom verge]

Don't be like that!

Im not even actually camping the location I did the quest ages ago

Im just waiting for people to vamoos so i can get my 15 Scav kills

[brittle sinew]

Waiting simulator

[fathom verge]

I loved scoped rifles, but clicking on the head during a gunfight just aint my skill

Much easier with scavs

[brittle sinew]

You could try long range leg meta

[ancient marsh]

playing arena honestly showed how dogshit semis are compared to full auto

[brittle sinew]

It's what I did usually when I played

[fathom verge]

Theyre worse in Arena, or feel worse

Sure thing headshots turn into chest shots

[ancient marsh]

slight cope

[fathom verge]

Maybe

Maybe

i got like a 40% Accuracy rating, so maybe im just not hitting right, but im gonna blame the game

[ancient marsh]

btw hip fire is still rly good

i got clips of killstreaks in arena where im just basically playing csgo

but it got yt yapping in background

[compact knoll]

AMBATU

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll if i still needed small wd's i would explode here

count the bodies

[fathom verge]

I almost feel alittle bad, i think Bro was extracting with his Director's case

[ancient marsh]

4 under me outside on the 1st pic too

[fathom verge]

But he was level 31 so fuck this guy

[ancient marsh]

ambatulubricate

slipping around shoreline like diddy

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

He gets killed by a random scav now

[ancient marsh]

im scav

[hallow stream]

You can still get killed by a random scav

[fathom verge]

What if YOU wanted to leave customs, but God said 'Old gas closed'

3 times now ive needed to haul myself to 013

[fast garden]

Not really. 26 gets through the pacas and kinda through the shitty class 3 armors. Especially since scavs will spawn with some armors with no plates now.

[brittle sinew]

I see

[compact knoll]

it feels like dogshit

before hipfire felt like it had no recoil

now hipfire has recoil

and without scope its imposibble to control

[ancient marsh]

works for me, without laser

[ancient marsh]

always did tho

[fathom verge]

What the fuck is blud doin up there

I didn't even know you could get up there

[brittle sinew]

That's me, I do urbex

[compact knoll]

without laser you might aswell kill yourself

[fathom verge]

oh, i ran into some kind of Mutant

he turned around and Instantly full auto'd my head

[compact knoll]

what kd

[fathom verge]

5.8

[fast garden]

Love how he only has the boss ones and not any of the unique ones in the display

[soft coral]

parkour

[compact knoll]

bad recoil control on my side

[fathom verge]

Don't you see? he was strafing

obviously he dodged

[compact knoll]

wait wrong clip

[brittle sinew]

You hit him like 2-3 times lol, RIP

Aw cmon

[compact knoll]

i mean the clip is right but its the long one for some reason

[brittle sinew]

I see what that dude meant by the 153 recoil being different

That shit wobbles what the hell

Rocking like a boat side to side

[compact knoll]

i was bitching in the last one

[stark torrent]

bro was tickled

[compact knoll]

god forbid you try to use ap-20 or magnum

forget about seeing anything in the scope

basiccly turns your shotgun in a bolt action

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll you can also use the single shto rifle for setup btw

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

i am not using that

[compact knoll]

nice no audio

[brittle sinew]

I was a piranha enjoyer

Magnum was too cumbersome and AP-20 never available

[ancient marsh]

yeah i had yt yapping

[brittle sinew]

I used AP-20 all day everyday when it wasn't banned

[ancient marsh]

idk how to make shadowplay only capture game audio

[compact knoll]

i used it once but it had too high recoil

not using it again

[ancient marsh]

why is bro jorkin his gun

[brittle sinew]

The MP18 works for setup??

Since when lol

[stark torrent]

This wipe

[brittle sinew]

That's awesome

[stark torrent]

Russia consideres those single shot rifles as shotguns and it is an MP series

So yeah

[brittle sinew]

The MP18 is a shotgun, it just happens to have a 7.62x54 barrel available

Love that gun

[ancient marsh]

GIVE ME A FUCKING ELECTRIC DRILL

i swear im about to drill BSG office

BSG is opps now

[compact knoll]

i got both from quests i think

iedy dropped me one but i dont remember if i extracted with it

[ancient marsh]

they theyre fucking GUNSMITH

[dapper grotto]

try streets filing cabinets/construction site next to concordia

pretty good source for them

[brittle sinew]

When in doubt - filing cabinets

[ancient marsh]

im looting the entire shoreline village

that's like 20 toolboxes

probably the best place for em honestly

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

drawers are dogshit this wipe too

like 1 cabinet has loot in it

out of 4

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

@dapper grotto

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

what do you need for gunsmith

[ancient marsh]

60 rounder m4 mag

[compact knoll]

whats your tarkov name

[ancient marsh]

same as here

what do u need

i got the AK-102 items

CRD and AFG OD

[compact knoll]

nothing

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh i backed out

1 min

actually you got any impact nades or vog 25s?

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll whats the plan tho

[ancient marsh]

i got vogs i think

[compact knoll]

bring

[compact knoll]

ill drop you the mag, open extract if we are near one, and then go fight in office

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll 1 min getting vogs

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

if i get shot imbouttablow

[compact knoll]

would be funny if they exploded like in dayz

carry a propane tank with you

get shot

whole team dies

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

ABORT MISSION

do i reconnect i guess

[compact knoll]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

protect the VIP

[compact knoll]

you didnt spawn

[ancient marsh]

if i die i explode the entire factory

[compact knoll]

hm

[ancient marsh]

GET OUT MARINE

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

mkay

[ancient marsh]

save the 60

i can host

[compact knoll]

yeah im out

[compact knoll]

what servers

[ancient marsh]

idk russia i think

west

[compact knoll]

i will get kicked

change server to middle east

thats hould work

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

get middle east only

[ancient marsh]

which one

[ancient marsh]

ok

[compact knoll]

you got a spare camera btw?

[ancient marsh]

the wifi one?

[compact knoll]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

yeah

can u even drop em

[compact knoll]

yeah