💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

sure or you just dont insta extract

hatchet running is also partially fixed

cause of scav aggro

[soft coral]

ye tagged and cocked

[native crypt]

and the amount of them to

shitload of scavs this wipe

[soft coral]

xal wait for me man

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral

@soft coral

LOOOOOOOOOOK

CHANGE ARMOR PLATE SYSTEM ADD MORE GAPS PEOPLE ARE TOO TANKY

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh extracts?

or join vc

[ancient marsh]

sanctioned

lets go graveyard

and then eastern

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh go eastern

[ancient marsh]

i got time

i need morphines

[soft coral]

i need adrenaline

[ancient marsh]

im out

if u need adrenaline go pmc shoreline

go resort

loot first floors

[soft coral]

bro said go pmc shoreline

this man

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i deadass almost clicked "sell all" with the esmarch still on my scav

@stark torrent @compact knoll JACKASS STREAMERS AND THEIR IMMORTAL ARMOR WITH NO GAPS HOW CAN I KILL THEM

(1 raid btw)

[stark torrent]

literally

my 3rd raid i killed a two man with a mag full of ap on a fucking ump

boys fell off like sacks of shit

[ancient marsh]

sure you did lil bro, ap 6.3 in a UMP

[stark torrent]

other one , whatever

[ancient marsh]

(6.3 is 9mm not .45)

[stark torrent]

.45 acp ap

yeah right AK 47 Mutant

Yeah right

[soft coral]

m4 9x39

aug 7.62x54

[stark torrent]

the new M4-A1 9x39 gun my favourite man

[native crypt]

the bastard gun from metro on factory would go hard

[stark torrent]

dont know , that gun in the lore is dogshit

literally called Bastard cause its unreliable af

[native crypt]

thats the point

[stark torrent]

would be cool but idk what would be an irl equivalent of that

Sten gun ?

the chinese

carbine

[soft coral]

dw scavs will still 1 tap you across the map with it

[stark torrent]

whatever its called

Type whatever

[ancient marsh]

ok i didn't know there was a completely opposite side of the coin LMAO

[native crypt]

belted shotgun from 2033 and last light would be baller

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent imagine the TTK with class 5 soft and class 6 plate

and ur using like M80

[soft coral]

wait

does refs name mean he is the arena referee?

[ancient marsh]

yeah?

i guess

[soft coral]

ah

[ancient marsh]

he's the arena admin guy

I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT I LOVE FIR HIDEOUT

i would legit suplex a newborn baby into the concret for 5 of these

[soft coral]

unreal

[native crypt]

i think you can craft them

[soft coral]

but this is hardcore this slows down progression its good for the game - some random nikita bootlicker redditor probably @ancient marsh

yes it sure does slow it down

when I can't find a fart in a jar for 300 raids

[ancient marsh]

i need to find 1 corrugated hose, upgrade lavatory and then craft these shits

[native crypt]

shit

[soft coral]

tfw your pmc will have a nice luxurious apartment in his bunker but his security will be a wooden door because you didnt find a tape

yes ofc

realistic

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent tarkov?

[soft coral]

gonna try and load into cockhouse

watch my fps go down to 3

Mm yes

[stark torrent]

2 sec lemme eat smth just returned from gym

i am dying here

mmm yes , tortillas and white monster

Tarkov Grinder's meal

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3i-YOR16oaQ?si=hqRay5pbfMl0KbW6

[dapper grotto]

shorts guy only compentent member on the team

[compact knoll]

ledx wont cost shit on flea

its virtually uselss

i guess for thicc trade

no then it will cost even more

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @dapper grotto @stark torrent @ancient marsh

https://youtu.be/aTlz6vDFELQ?si=E1jtTSBKMm5m4hPp

[ancient marsh]

#💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

Yes

cry about it

[soft coral]

Womp womp bitchass

[compact knoll]

[vivid dawn]

Hit him with the !topic

!topic

[safe summit]

@vivid dawn

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

bruh

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

from their berlin apartment

[soft coral]

yes i definitely typed relaxed discord

[fast garden]

I have 6. Kill me

[ancient marsh]

i free'd up some space finally

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

[fast garden]

If the barter trades for items could work, and if you could like “place” items into a hideout upgrade, I think it would be perfect

[soft coral]

scavving at work

peak

nvm

rookie mistake for me trying to play the game

[compact knoll]

10 million dogtags

[soft coral]

I hope his family dies

[compact knoll]

tarkov shooter part 8 complete

[stark torrent]

Snipertyom

[soft coral]

he thinks i'm pmc

yes bro

because pmcs look like romanian hobos

ofc

[stark torrent]

scavs rn

[ancient marsh]

deserved

for scavving on company time

scumbag

[hallow stream]

Raid
Enter combat
Fps falls to 20 mid fight
Fps falls to 5 mid fight 20 seconds later
Fps goes back to 60
Next thing I see is death screen

Exactly after ive killed 4 pmcs and 10 scavs that raid

Fuck this dog shit fucking game and its dog shit optimization

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-rage-computer-gif-gif-15818044

Not to mention the horrendously bad ai seeing me through like 6 windows cause they have a angle on me thru 2 buildings

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

CINEMATIC CHRIS KYLE AMERICAN SNIPER DOCUMENTARY

[topaz drum]

Gornasty moment

[compact knoll]

im the real chris kyle

[ancient marsh]

marine, that's called stolen valor

do you want to be put under tribunal

[compact knoll]

do you have tarkov shooter part 8 done?

exactly

im the real chris kyle

[ancient marsh]

looted all of shoreline

like 6 big wd-40's that u cant use tho

classical

[ancient marsh]

we do not care

[compact knoll]

no small wd

[ancient marsh]

your mother suck me good and hard

[compact knoll]

you would sell your ass for a wd

i dont wnat to hear it

the goon corner

[soft coral]

idk about you

but i got held hostage by a customer

so I legit hung up on them

I told them I explained to you everything I know youre frustrated but I cannot help atm thats why the engineer is booked

no I want manager right now youre not getting off this call and I still stay here until I get a manager

sure you will have fun

if my manager scolds me for this i quit instantly

end yourself woman

managers can't fix everything

[dapper grotto]

a wild eastern european alpha karen apears

[soft coral]

nah bro kys woman

engineer is coming to resolve the issue

she got LEGIT

AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE

saying its cancelled

even though it wasn't

I CAN SEE THE ENGINEER

fucking kys entitled brittish fuck

the moment she said I'm staying here until 4pm I hung up on her after warning her 3 times

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

watch him mald

omw to woods scav to get domed by a player scav again

[ancient marsh]

my friend told me to tell you to kill yourself

[native crypt]

love me razor scope

[hallow stream]

I have 4 of these in my stash

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent https://youtu.be/iJmFEv6BHM0?si=tgXrvtrc5PNeojzw

what is he yapping about

[soft coral]

@compact knoll did you die?

[compact knoll]

I am taking a shit

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

imagine

https://youtu.be/-ozndUgkKNM?si=qagswxlP473B6l3e&t=13 @stark torrent @compact knoll

hood classic

[native crypt]

how it feels to play shoreline for the 4 billionth time

[compact knoll]

please nikita

add a miku figurine and my life is yours

[stark torrent]

@cyan ravine fix your gameeeeeeeeeeee

[next temple]

Artem

do not fall into the weeb hole

[lyric cairn]

He's asking for a Miku figurine in Escape From Tarkov. That ship has sailed.

[next temple]

Or the 3ОШБ will find you

[compact knoll]

i mean

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[next temple]

Gain weight and do calisthenics

[compact knoll]

i will be coping with life one way or another

good enough for me

[next temple]

just start chugging milk

and eat more eggs

[compact knoll]

[next temple]

Amazing scav raid

[ancient marsh]

sorry lil bro

the meta is fucking bolts and ES lamps rn

[soft coral]

I'll throw lamps at pmcs

[stark torrent]

Toolset and Blue Drills > Bitcoin

[soft coral]

I WANT TO OFF MYSELF

NIKITA GIVE ME MY SODIUM PACK

or I will personally shove sodium up your urethra you fat fuck

my bad

[stark torrent]

we are not going lighthouse

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-12921606

[pallid bolt]

tan ULACH curse is extremely real. if they used black ones both those bullets would've ricocheted

[ancient marsh]

my like 12 raid winstreak ended on a cunt on woods when i had a small wd40 in my pack

[compact knoll]

lock in?
yeah, im gonna lock in a noose around my neck soon with this game

WAITER WAITER MORE DESYNC PLEASE

[ancient marsh]

bro like

why cant you

use a fucking big can

does your PMC have OCD or sth?

does he have to use THE EXACT AMOUNT NEEDED?

I HAVE LIKE 6 BIG CANS OF WD40

[compact knoll]

fuck this game

im going to bed

[soft coral]

glad to see we're all having fun

❤️

its good to be back @compact knoll @ancient marsh @pallid bolt @stark torrent @lyric cairn @fast garden @native crypt

I want to end it all already

I haven't even been to shoreline

[lyric cairn]

Man, I don't know what possessed you to even spin it up

Couldn't be me

[native crypt]

thats the way it is

[ancient marsh]

the christian family values politician finally came out the closet ❤️

[pallid bolt]

did they remove the one big WD40 - 2 small WD40?

craft at the workbench?

[ancient marsh]

it's lvl 2 lavatory dingus

@compact knoll bastard dunduk locked tarkov.help loot maps to premium but i already scammed him by memorizing all the loot on resort

[soft coral]

BLYAAAAAA NO SODIUM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I"M GONNA EAT MY BALLS

[ancient marsh]

bro

im playing arena

like

this game i am UNIRONICALLY

WITHOUT EXAGGERATION

am getting 20 hitcounts

[soft coral]

the voices told me

I got signal from the mothership

up above

opachki third one

I'm gonna end it all soon

I love hoarding tape and rope bro yes

[hallow stream]

2 things you can kill yourself with

i hoard those too

you hoarding cockroach spray too ivan?

[ancient marsh]

third one what

[ancient marsh]

try using rope

[soft coral]

box blind

use eyes

nahui

[soft coral]

da

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

image didnt load

[ancient marsh]

oh no he's planning to invade turkey

why is his icon like that lmao

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

how is this fair

like

he legit has the power of allah

to make no steps

and always hit head

[soft coral]

BROTHER WHERES THE SODIUM

BROTHERERRRRR

ALOOO

literally all of #💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

in your veins lil bro

[soft coral]

yes

[soft coral]

I'll add meth to my veins soon , lil bro

well

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

Jorge

they should bring back examining everything

let me sit in raid for 10 minutes examining shit

mmm

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

🖕

[soft coral]

wow.

not nice

you take that back

[ancient marsh]

kinda crazy ivan is genuinely happy playing tarkov

@soft coral if we're gonna play and use vc the only way is steam lil bro

add me on steam

[untold harness]

Damn mfers still playin tarkov in the year of our lord 2025 you gotta get on that contractors showdown: Exfilzone grindset

🙏

[soft coral]

I mean eh

in the vc its fun

with iedy and memeg

I lose braincells by the second

[ancient marsh]

bro that's like those games on android like "Spider hero crime fighter 3d action"

[untold harness]

No lmao

its genuinely so much fucking better than tarkov

The devs update it every like 1-2 weeks with fixes

The scavs feel very balanced

the loot is rewarding

and the PvP is very fun

The audio is a little funky but I like it honestly

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

!topic

[safe summit]

@ancient marsh

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[ancient marsh]

[untold harness]

Im sorry for telling people about alternatives to CBT

[soft coral]

this channel is half tarkov half random crap

[lyric cairn]

We talkin' 'bout Tarkov. Tarkov. Not an extraction shooter. Not an extraction shooter. Tarkov.

[untold harness]

[lyric cairn]

Mercenary Arms: Extraction Unlimited

[ancient marsh]

3d free

[lyric cairn]

Squad Ops: 3D Ultimate

[untold harness]

https://youtu.be/0CHQLaJ4-Yo?t=358

🙏

[soft coral]

btr drove over me

[lyric cairn]

Respectfully, I know this is a VR game and all but, this looks absolute dog, homie

[untold harness]

Its significantly better than Tarkov in like every way

ok less maps and overall content

But shit just like works with very few bugs and has enjoyable pvp and scavs

[ancient marsh]

nah bro

ur brian from family guy

shi craz

[soft coral]

Yes

i became a cripple

[spring fable]

guess ivan didnt escape from tarkov after all

[soft coral]

Never

[brittle sinew]

I don't think I've played tarkov in like a year bro

[soft coral]

either you quit

[brittle sinew]

Closest thing I play is Dark and Darker

It's actually fun

[soft coral]

or live long enough to see yourself become the W shifter

no inbetween

[brittle sinew]

Or you find an alternative tarkov

[soft coral]

orthat

[untold harness]

Dark and darker is fun until you get endlessly kited by a sorcerer

[brittle sinew]

Medieval tarkov :)

[brittle sinew]

Skill issue

[untold harness]

Or warlock thats th eone

[brittle sinew]

Pop sprint, dress down, Achilles, judgement faithfulness

[brittle sinew]

All of the casters lol

[untold harness]

Yeah 😔

[pallid bolt]

is dark and darker PvEvP or just PvP

[untold harness]

PvEvP

[brittle sinew]

PvEvP

[untold harness]

Big emphasis on the PvE

[brittle sinew]

With bosses and special enemies

[pallid bolt]

i ain't played it in a long time

is it free or paid

[brittle sinew]

Free

Paid if you want to play more than one class tho

[untold harness]

Its relatively cheap

[brittle sinew]

Epic Games ran free legendary accounts not too long ago

[pallid bolt]

more than one class?

[untold harness]

You can get like 9 characters if you are paid account

just 1 if you are free

[brittle sinew]

The game has classes, fighter, barbarian, wizard and such

[untold harness]

Longsword fighter is most fun for me

I love parrying people

[brittle sinew]

I used to do that

[untold harness]

Its probably not "meta" but its fun

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[brittle sinew]

Definitely not meta, but very fun

I play barb at the moment

Zweihander dexterity

[pallid bolt]

so can you only pick one and play it forever

or do you have to like delete a character

[brittle sinew]

You get to pick a different class each wipe

[pallid bolt]

oh

how long between wipes

[brittle sinew]

Like 3-4 months I think

Not as long as tarkov

That's for sure

The game is also split up into gear score brackets

So you won't have the equivalent of PP91 kedr versus M995 M4

There is an uncapped gamemode as well

[hallow stream]

I just got killed by the most obvious cheater ever

I hear like a shit ton of gun shots, go 3rd party that fight, peak out my head for 0.2 seconds, see like 15 dead bodies including PMCs, insta die

day by day I am closer to reinstalling SPT

[brittle sinew]

Pull the trigger bro, you won't regret it

Maybe you can even set up a fika server with mods

[hallow stream]

nah I saw like my fav mods are out of date

realism and swag+donuts

1 is on break other is being developed by a diff dude whos close to cracking the formula

[brittle sinew]

Don't play the newest version then

[hallow stream]

and 3.9 can't be installed

thats the thing

they PULLED 3.9 out and only have 3.10

[brittle sinew]

The hell

I still have 3.9 installed, where could I upload it

[hallow stream]

it would cost them like 20k for servers per month if they had old versions up

[brittle sinew]

Servers? Bro it runs on my puter

[hallow stream]

thats a good question and I have no idea

google drive maybe, idk

like the servers to keep the downloads on

since you have to download it from somewhere

[brittle sinew]

True

[soft coral]

оооооооооооо

[brittle sinew]

I could upload it on the workplace drive 😈

[soft coral]

BLYAAAAAAAA

WDYM TANK BATTERY

[brittle sinew]

Ivan you are not playing tarkov what is wrong with you

[hallow stream]

that would be awesome

[brittle sinew]

This is not the real Ivan, what the hellings

[brittle sinew]

I'll see what I can do

[soft coral]

I can't take the tank battery

KILL YOURSELF NIKITA

[brittle sinew]

Ivan has lost it

It's over

[soft coral]

ah yes

woods

the map of all time

[soft coral]

truly

@stark torrent

simply learn the loot spawns bro

get gud

fucking vpx big find

[vivid dawn]

Sugar addict

[soft coral]

I always hoard sugars

for moonshine

for scav case or simply to make money

ez

fucking woods bro i go
sleigh unlooted

i get out stacked

[wintry ridge]

no flea is good

hideout balanced around having flea, is bad

with no flea

[stark torrent]

huge

[ancient marsh]

No flea is dogshit

Objectively

[wintry ridge]

no flea is dogshit when the game is balanced around having it

[stark torrent]

this

but guess what

even with flea, hideout stuff is still FiR

[ancient marsh]

The game is better with flea

[stark torrent]

so Flea got a massive nerf either wa

[wintry ridge]

true

[ancient marsh]

Like even if the game was balanced around no flea

[stark torrent]

I think this 2-3 weeks without flea is ok , BUT , they need to add barters for most quest keys IMO

[ancient marsh]

Player to player economies are very satisfying

[stark torrent]

like it's just retarded i couldnt find room 114 since wipe lmao

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

Le loot thru the curtain gletch

[stark torrent]

what the fuck do you mean

[wintry ridge]

if bsg removes flea, they gotta add barters for every rare spawn/key

[ancient marsh]

There's a glitch you can do to get on the window frame from outside and loot the case on the safe

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

Or just don't remove flea at all.

[soft coral]

MAGNUM

[wintry ridge]

or

[ancient marsh]

There's no issue that removing flea fixes

[wintry ridge]

bsg doesnt know how to fix people flipping shit on flea

[ancient marsh]

Fun fact: the name of this ice cream is actually a subtle reference to my sizeable penis!

[wintry ridge]

xalrider, we need a judge to officiate that claim

[ancient marsh]

Yeah as I said, its like you scratched your leg and you blow it off with a shotgun instead of using a bandaid

[ancient marsh]

Ask your mom

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[soft coral]

u need to subtly kys

[ancient marsh]

In a video game

[soft coral]

yea

why are you the way you are xal

[ancient marsh]

What way am I

[soft coral]

idk

mm icecream

[ancient marsh]

Classic

Shittalking me and doesn't know why

[soft coral]

yes

[ancient marsh]

How does that magnum taste

[soft coral]

very chocolate

[ancient marsh]

It's like that csgo meme

One moment

I'm not clicking on this bruh

@soft coral https://youtu.be/_ayeZDCYVhk?si=QqqoNaD5m0ROyRtr

[frosty basalt]

its fun being gone

but im ngl

when i see a level 50+ i cringe super hard

[ancient marsh]

I have zero fun in 5 full junkboxes

It's so dogshit

[frosty basalt]

ive got 3

and im gonna have to use one to craft scav case

yea this wipe more than any all my rigs are full of shit lmao

[ancient marsh]

I have zero fun in being level 28 and not being able to run a suppressor

[frosty basalt]

you know how fucking desperate i am for space?

i turned in chemical part 4 to prapor for ammo boxes

im level 22 with level 1 therapist now

[ancient marsh]

It's so fucking dogshit

[frosty basalt]

i need morphine

honestly

you can buy the dt hybrid

and suppressors from skier too

[ancient marsh]

Bro

Stop

[frosty basalt]

dunno what ur complaining about

lmao

[ancient marsh]

BARTER ONLY

CAN'T BUY COMPONENTS

SO NO SUPPRESSOR

[frosty basalt]

arent u pk3

level 28

[ancient marsh]

HELL NAW

[frosty basalt]

do ya shoreline tasks

im glad people dont have access to suppressors as easily

[ancient marsh]

I wish I could, CAUSE I CAN'T BUY KEYS FOR CUSTOMS

[frosty basalt]

what keys are u missing

[ancient marsh]

It's so fucking ass its unreal

[frosty basalt]

have u done the obvious stuff like using gp coins for cases

are u at ref 3

or 2 even

for meds and grenade case

[ancient marsh]

Bro...

[frosty basalt]

what does ur stash look like

[ancient marsh]

Please stop trying to find silver lining to this dogshit change

[frosty basalt]

no dude i like it

[ancient marsh]

I even have max purchasable slots on standard edition

If I didn't

[frosty basalt]

im not coping we have a difference of opinion

[ancient marsh]

I genuinely think I'd skip this wipe

[frosty basalt]

ur standard acc?

damn bro

sorry to hear that

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

И вон

I WON

died

yes ofc

my bad thinking I could extract

was actually a player

16 mins left

wtf is an extract

[dapper grotto]

the fuck is man doing in raid with 16mins left

[soft coral]

idfk

dont ask me

he was in emercom camp on woods

[dapper grotto]

my questions only grow knowing this

[soft coral]

he was simply pitching up a tent

fucking ape

its always the pmcs bro

that one pmc

that is in the middle of fucking nowhere

campign

with 8 mins left

wtf is wasd

[dapper grotto]

my alltime fav was shoreline

3man

in resort

at 4:30mins left in raid

[soft coral]

3man on third floor sitting in a room

been there done that

peacekeeper 2 yay

[winged mica]

I do love WD40 indeed

[soft coral]

insane ammo

I can now afford to kill a fly

woods . yes

the map of all time @stark torrent

[dapper grotto]

woods my beloved

[soft coral]

2 player scavs ran past me

thank god they didn't shoot me

I was walkign so slow it was so obvious

we end on a good note

lv 14 tomorrow we get 15 maybe

[dapper grotto]

[frosty basalt]

Very cute

Looks like mine

[pseudo storm]

Can't wait for the Cat in the Hideout

[fast garden]

NA FUCKING CENTRAL

830 PM

HOLY ESHIT

[winged mica]

Throwing a rock at someone would deal more damage than this

[fast garden]

at least 45 fmj is there

thats a real bullet at least

lvl 2 pk
new rifle cartrage with like 18 pen (still unusable dogshit)
pistol round with 25 pen and more damage than the rifle rounds

looks good to me

[real solstice]

Max traders before flea

[pseudo storm]

Wack

[fathom verge]

Grotesque

[fast garden]

i couldnt find a fuckin match in tarkov so i went to arena for the last bit of my xp lmao

[fathom verge]

Get fucked cheeseman

[fast garden]

[fathom verge]

And then i got one tapped by 12/20 AP

nice

Customs sucks sometimes

[fast garden]

i forget that the scar actually does suck without the attachments

762 anyway

[fast garden]

i hate my teamates

[fathom verge]

2 days 12 hours for that FLEE

I need that shit

[fast garden]

the only thing that changes for me is that i get to run actual optics instead of specters

maybe some gun builds get cheaper

marginially

and i get to print money off flipping shit from lvl 4 traders

oh yeah

forgot death shadows were just

on rag 4

[fathom verge]

Ill probably actually do Gunsmith

instead of ignoring even though, in retrospect i could probably do a couple of em now

Sitting in a bush waiting for it to snow to get some Chilly kills and i get head-neck despite laying face down...

Very curious

Just had a better gaming chair clearly

[fast garden]

playing arena is hint enough that the head hitbox is broken as shit

every single fucking death while wearing a vulkan is somehow back neck

always from guys you are looking at

was gonna go for winter clothes in arena

teamfight

too much teamfight

if i cant do it in literally one match of those dog ass modes im not doing it at all

[fathom verge]

In retrospect I can’t wait for flee so I can sell these keycards

I just don’t like labs at all, and I’ve got a yellow and like 6 regular access ones

[frosty basalt]

save the regulars for colleagues part 3

and sell the black u get from it

unless black is heavily cheap this wipe or smth

[frosty basalt]

man i wish i had jaeger 3

with some bcp fmj

these two clowns woulda been dead

i bounced or his helmet ate two tcw sp shots

then his body armor took the rest

:(

[soft coral]

cinema

insane balance

[soft coral]

mop floor
nothing happens
30 seconds
do it agai n
item already has this improvement

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

ez

2 ruski friends

[stark torrent]

I am at part 2 i havent even did 15 teamfight kills

We do not care

LH / checkpoint or we dont play

[soft coral]

I SOLD THE 7.62x39 SUPRESSORS

NOW I CAN"T DO GUNSMITH 4

HOW CAN I FORGET

[stark torrent]

Player scav steals goon poster
Immediately kill him

[soft coral]

Now i have to search my ass off for one supressor

THE BIGGEST PIECE

@stark torrent drop me a quick supressor will you

omw to get burek

[ancient marsh]

you can say it's

the one piece

[soft coral]

Yooo

we out here

next street i see partisan

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1326053831087226932/FB_IMG_1736218097890.jpg?ex=677e075e&is=677cb5de&hm=78be66d833de1a7a7154dbd827814fbbfddc06c1768c31159d05b650009ecb10& @ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden

Lock in marines

I love scav

[soft coral]

why am I scavving reserve for attachments

AHA

AHA!

[compact knoll]

You might wanna put your settings higher

If your gpu is on 20%

[soft coral]

tbh this cpu might be slightly bottlenecked by the gpu

but barely

[soft coral]

mf I JSUT SPAWNED

I was looking at instagram

THE FK

[pseudo storm]

instagram

theirs your problem

[soft coral]

?

[pseudo storm]

goofy app

[soft coral]

I didn't hear the scav spawn in the fk you on about

goated app actually I see racist memes all day

[pseudo storm]

Hmmm

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent where you at

[stark torrent]

alo

here

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[pseudo storm]

that gasp

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll I found it

[spring fable]

felt like playing a few rounds of spt myself
load into customs, spawn near old gas
head there, kill a scav
knight comes around the corner, kills me
i never knew these fuckers could push that far

[compact knoll]

@soft coral

they made anime house

we lost

or maybe we won

[hallow stream]

Give him the miracle drug

[ancient marsh]

"FOREMAN YOU ARE A BLACK MAN"
"this vexes me"

[next temple]

We lost, no more british man calling you a retard

[next temple]

me with 3.74 mil

[compact knoll]

Its arena

I have 10 mil on normal

[ancient marsh]

there is something going on

what a callout

i remember my brother said he sees PMC's

i asked where

he says "there, it's hard to explain"

in 3 seconds i blow up from an F1

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

You see theres a modern solution to this problem

But tarkov needs muhhhh realism

[soft coral]

I wasnt in the game with them

i was talking random shit

[fast garden]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8RQKkXT1lk

Gonna watch this later

More shit I already know probably

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tarkov/s/lvWNuppJsa

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[brittle sinew]

Hungolia is literally gm_flatgrass

[stark torrent]

i approve ( spend 6 hours traversing 2km in those mountains by car )

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll nah look at this bald ass gypsy scammer

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

look at this bullshit bruh

[lyric cairn]

Korean free to play MMO type shit

[fast garden]

Legas for attachements is so fucked up

I still have only one

[ancient marsh]

yeah i aint payin allat

[spring fable]

dude admits to using cheats, then goes on to play white knight and say he probably wont play the game because he can still cheat
cant make that shit up

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXR_rc98Yd0&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

remember him

yes me too

Dude snorted to much coke

[fast garden]

Prerequisite for playing tarkov is mental illness

[ancient marsh]

kys mechanic

[fast garden]

Prerequisite for cheating is profound mental retardation

[ancient marsh]

being bullied at school

[spring fable]

i mean the main takeaway from that vid is maybe one less cheater playing tarkov

[stark torrent]

bro this guy was high af

[fast garden]

That guy was funny as fuck

[stark torrent]

Nikita's cringe can be seen from space

He knows the guy started the party early

wait this isnt Kiba is it?

Kiba is the animator

He is the modeler ?

[vivid dawn]

HES DOIN THE PISTOLS

YOU DONT LIKE PISTOLS ?

YOU STILL GET THEM

im reliefed now that i know that Streets wont run on stable 60 fps even with a 5090 card

[fast garden]

I play streets in 4K with pretty stable 80-75fps

[next temple]

Russia banned cigarettes so they resorted tro 400mg of aderall

[fast garden]

Brilliant idea honestly

[vivid dawn]

LIES

[fast garden]

I have a 4070ti

CPU game moment

If I aim down a PIP optic it tanks, obviously, to a pretty stable 45-55 fps depending on where

[balmy jetty]

only SBEU

[fast garden]

One of the ugliest SR’s I’ve seen

[fast garden]

I actually got to like 2 minutes and this guy is entirely retarded even beyond being a cheater

He only plays offline raids here

Bsg doesn’t check your account if it doesn’t load into raid

It’s why pve cheaters have been an issue, because the solo offline instances aren’t checked they can just do whatever they want without risk of ban, like spawning dev shit to sell to fence

[hallow stream]

the fact I know the history makes this shit peak comedy

[fast garden]

One guess, stolen land?

[hallow stream]

7 million to this young gentleman

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral what quests are u on

[stark torrent]

m61 craft is back @fast garden

[fast garden]

Wat unlocks it

[stark torrent]

prob the wet job sniper one

for 40k euros or shit

[ancient marsh]

wet job you say

[fast garden]

Yeah probablt

Whatever

[ancient marsh]

how wet

[fast garden]

Never used it before won’t use it now

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1285956046380335187.gif

[fast garden]

2 more grenadiers and then test drive 1 to craft pab-9

All I care about

Besides m80 is nuts now

[stark torrent]

eh it comes in clutch now cause after that one you get Psycho Sniper

so you wanna get the best boltie ammo

[fast garden]

I’ve looted/been rewarded with more than enough for all that

Besides, 54r PS

/new m80

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral @fast garden CAUGHT THIS GEM BEFORE HE GOT BANNED

[fast garden]

Rip to a legend

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[fathom verge]

Kino

[north lagoon]

I love the flee being gone for two weeks but then again I hate not having a CMS kit

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/mattzoodahh/status/1876469358790386025

[compact knoll]

You can buy a CMS of jaegar

Can't buy any good lpvos tho

[fathom verge]

I’ve got like 6 CMS, but struggled to find basic yellow squares

I had a weekly to get 10 and 10 basic bandages

And they suddenly became the rarest medical items

[north lagoon]

Don’t have the barter items for it, though I’m hoping to get a med station to craft some with my abundance of CAR medkits

[stark torrent]

Its 50k

Cash

[north lagoon]

Really?

Awesome, didn’t even see that lol

I’ve been stumbling through woods and customs with blacked legs for days now

[ancient marsh]

no

he's wrong

CMS is 50 cash when you're at like jaeger 3 or sth

you get cms access at lvl 2 jaeger and it's 2 repellent

sorry therapist 2 has cms at 2 repellent

jaeger 1 is 3 nippers

[north lagoon]

Shit

Still gotta have blacked legs now

[ancient marsh]

legs is fine you can PK

stomach is a whole diff story

had like 3-4 early blacked stomach raids on woods

[north lagoon]

Yeah stomach is the worst one, but at least on woods you can find food pretty easily

[soft coral]

Yes

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

obligatory !topic

yes kys

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i finished lavatory 2 and started crafting this

get cancer, shit game

[soft coral]

real

so true

ill just fuck the hideout and do quests

become the w shifter

or maybe i farm scav 24/7

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i remember i started crafting flash drives that i didn't get for entire wipe for skier and jaeger

i found 3 next raid

[open salmon]

sorry to ping you, but do you mean low crouch/proning? Or crouching with aim down sight (makes you slow walk?)

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral actually it's ok im crafting some wd40

[fast garden]

Lowest crouch, zero volume slider in bottom left, underweight. Gg

[stark torrent]

yeah what Negotiator said, but apparently its not silent , it's just super low volume so you are still silent at life over 10m

[open salmon]

I just realized you meant tarkov lmfao I was searching in the stalker chat for the answer regarding GAMMA and didn't pay attention, but thank you guys

I do have tarkov so it wasn't a completely wasted bit of advice

[ancient marsh]

FUCK I HEALED MY FRACTURE

I WAS DOING WOUNDED BEAST

3 scavs with pain effect

thank god glorious accepted my friend request

i can use his gym to break my arm again

nice guy

[ancient marsh]

bro i'd do some freaky things for an ammo and food case

[soft coral]

I HATE SHORELINE I HATE SHORELINE

"come out and be a blueberry peacekeeper boy"

[north lagoon]

Budget kit to do stirrup

[ancient marsh]

Zabralo kiver and no sight on pistol

Classic

[north lagoon]

Looted it off some chad I killed, was gonna save it for Delivery form the Past but I wanted to do something funny

[soft coral]

bro really doing stirrup geared

weak.

we raw dog it
naked no meds

two mags

[north lagoon]

Healthcare prices 📈

[ancient marsh]

No meds no pants

[soft coral]

you get fucked raw

no salewa

you die too bad go again

its 3 kills anyway

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/chopper-gif-26230616

the toolkit, the toolkit is reeeeeal

[soft coral]

DICK FUEL

[stark torrent]

@wintry ridge real

[soft coral]

craft ai2
craft meds
craft bandage
infinite money gletch

NO NO NO!

NO

[wintry ridge]

bsg is so good with bandaid fixes

to the point that they forget the problem later

why suture the wound when bandage solves it for now

[soft coral]

yooo

we're getting closer

[fast garden]

its "worked" so far

[wintry ridge]

hotfixes that turn into features, classic bsg

[wintry ridge]

goon.

[fast garden]

fuck the toolset craft

this is huge

NO WAY

[soft coral]

wheres the biboins on woods nikita

WHERES THE MONEY NIKITA

[fast garden]

in the arena room

new bunker and new btr camp

loaded

[soft coral]

now I get geolocated by xin pei @stark torrent @fast garden

[fast garden]

omw rn

[soft coral]

I actually avoided a pmc

[fast garden]

where the hell is that ss anyway

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

HAHA

he dosn't know

BIBOIN acquired

ez

[soft coral]

woods

somewhere on woods

[fast garden]

i mean i gathered that much

[soft coral]

Not revealing my secrets

[fast garden]

btc grow from ground on woods

doesnt seem like plane to me

[soft coral]

Years of woods training has allowed me to develop this superpower

spawn bitcoins in the grass

950k

wtf

RICH

MILLIONARE

EEEY

RICH

[wintry ridge]

ivan they were 1 mil a week ago

i think like 1.2 a month

[soft coral]

damn

[wintry ridge]

so sadge