💣tarkov-released

[hallow stream]

I found bandages and heavy bleed cure thing and a injector there start of wipe for therapists dumbass quest

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lolipop-dog-high-res-lolipop-dog-dumb-ahh-dog-gif-9712755274845032770

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent is there a bug rn? infinite queue time for streets on scav

4 min q now 2 min

after resetting

[soft coral]

gg got my gpu

WE WON

[stark torrent]

hmm idk i usually have medium queue times anyway

like 5-7-10 mins on streets

[soft coral]

haha

uzi is my mf glizzy

[ancient marsh]

bro bragging about scav kills

classic

[soft coral]

bam bam I driveby mf

[ancient marsh]

jesus fucking christ

this has to be my best wipe start

33 pmc kills alrdy

like 1 a raid

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

let him have 8 failed extracts in a row so he rages so i can go

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral i forgot about this petty ass site
i was looking for loot maps and remembered tarkov.dev swaps the RUAF armband icon with this

[stark torrent]

hahahah

[ancient marsh]

this is the equivalent of a tiktok dance to help palestine

[soft coral]

I forgot 220 key

blya

but I did get partisan yay

free level

Not a bad start ngl

guy that killed us on interchange as we scav

Surely

he came from counter strike thats all he can simply aim well

[ancient marsh]

BROOOOOOOOOO

RETARD SCAV

PLAYER

SHOOTS AT ME

MISSES ALL

I SMOKE HIM

I GET KILLED BY AI SCAV

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

WAIT I GOT KILLED BY A PMC AS WELL

WHY WAS

THERE A FUCKING PLAYER SCAV

IN A BUILDING

WITH 1 ENTRANCE

AND A PMC RIGHT NEXT TO ME

?????????????????????????

THEY WERE BOTH IN THE SAME DIRECTION

WHAT IS THIS GAME

[stark torrent]

that scav was prob hunting the pmc and shot you lol

[ancient marsh]

bro

no

like

you don't understand

there is only 1 entrance to that building

how were they together

how did that player scav miss every shot

??????????????????????????????????????????

[soft coral]

who malding now

[ancient marsh]

i'm less angry and more confused

btw still no clue how a system based on proximity of shots is not in the game

like

why does he have to HIT you

[next temple]

If anything this makes Ukrainian armed forces look bad

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[next temple]

Trust me I hate virtue signallers too

and if you know my nationality you know my stance on Russia

[ancient marsh]

bro i literally do not care

[next temple]

real

[ancient marsh]

#💣tarkov-released

[next temple]

lets eat potatoes

ACH and those headphones make it look like he's wearing a tank helmet

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

go store
bread is nearly gone

yoooo

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

truly over

i barely found bread

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033437066203234385/1325464005023895654/20250105_155936.jpg?ex=677be20c&is=677a908c&hm=89bee09639f0c0011bf153773a0b2bbcf30a1dae6392317987ac2bdc8efd10b9&=&format=webp&width=1222&height=916

we got the rations

@dapper grotto @next temple @ancient marsh @hallow stream

[ancient marsh]

Биг ланч

Это база

[soft coral]

да

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

with beef

[ancient marsh]

I like the chicken one better

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

chicken has slightly stonger taste I agree

[ancient marsh]

Thats the ones with little packets of flavored fat

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

They hit insanely hard when hungry

[soft coral]

he knows

I'm real life scav at this point

[ancient marsh]

Just say broke

[next temple]

average balkan young teen meal

[ancient marsh]

[next temple]

sandwiches and ramen

the diet staple of every student

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

Why does this look like end of month when its start of month

Actually its missing the 1 quarter cucumber

[soft coral]

soon

already filling up my second scav bos

we're losing the battle

I get the peas I get the sausage i get 13 and get therapist 2

huge

[compact knoll]

Absolute cinema

[soft coral]

his electricity came back

[soft coral]

Cockstate games

[crystal musk]

alright tarkers how we feel about the hideout changes

[soft coral]

go woods

instantly find dog sausage

we won

simply the best map

[soft coral]

BLYA ONE MORE PEAS

[nimble ravine]

fir only items is dumb

[ancient marsh]

abysmal dogshit

[soft coral]

go inter in the hopes of peas in goshan
not a single food item

never again

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

the biggest piece of game

[fast garden]

Nikita called a hit on your internet

[soft coral]

he didn't win we took out the gpu successfully

[ancient marsh]

does he know he's the last one to go there

where do u check even?

[soft coral]

its my mistake going intershit in the first place

as a scav at least

god awful map as a scav

I'll simply go woods

like I always do i dont even know why I scav other maps

complete dogwater

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral on goshan this back left corner when you enter from the center of the mall has 90% of the food in the store

like 30 slots worth of food

[soft coral]

brother I have 2k hours

I know to go there

it was

EMPTY

please read

its not my first time playing the game

pscavs before me simply looted it

not much I can do

besides never scavving interchange again for food items

[ancient marsh]

i know, i forgot it's your favorite

[soft coral]

if you say so

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral awwm ate

[soft coral]

he is uninstalling as we speak

and writing a post on reddit

only redeeming quality about intershit is caps/wires/pcbs and such

[next temple]

omw to die in industrial plant for a ref quest

(I still dont have the tarconne key)

[soft coral]

its full

THIS IS WHY I LOVE WOODS

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-mvp-the-goat-gif-27042870

go woods
exit otu with 500k

simply the map of all time

[next temple]

I didnt die and came in with full loot

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll it's time, third junkbox

[ancient marsh]

save the pm

needed for pun

you won't find em when u need em i promise

[soft coral]

Right

[soft coral]

brother you shooting at ants on the moon?

[dapper grotto]

they unfucked that scope btw

its actually usable with smooth zoom now

[balmy jetty]

xd

[soft coral]

still

[balmy jetty]

I used such sights before the update, I’ve just been playing Tarkov for a long time and got used to ballistics

now with the sights update I'm flowing

(let’s not talk about the fact that hits from 600+ meters simply don’t register)

[ancient marsh]

that's just straight up not true

but ok

[balmy jetty]

I remember firing 5 shots at the bot's head with the AXMC at a distance of 900 meters, and when I got closer and saw his face, it was covered in blood from the shots. The shots simply weren't registered

[ancient marsh]

blood splatters aren't actually where the bullet went

if you ever played CSGO you know how actual hits don't line up with bulletholes

[soft coral]

bro thinks hitting someone in the face is where the game will register the hit

he doesn't know

[ancient marsh]

yeah the thing is he didn't hit him

the splatters are clientside

[balmy jetty]

yes, only when he has a helmet there are holes in it from my bullets I doubt that it should be like that

[soft coral]

[balmy jetty]

I've been in Tarkov for a very long time, and if I hit someone in the head, his whole face is covered in blood

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[balmy jetty]

meow

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-to-think-thinking-interny-bykov-hmmm-gif-12011755

[soft coral]

this new unity update fps is so bad

[ancient marsh]

russian House

[soft coral]

I'm getting less fps on my new cpu and parts than I did on my old

wtf

[ancient marsh]

honestly it didn't change at all for me

[soft coral]

I can tell the difference

[dapper grotto]

performance is ultra fucked this patch

more so then usual

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll vacuum the entire map ass scav loadout

[balmy jetty]

pizdec

[soft coral]

xal not being able to notice it is legit a skill issue

@ancient marsh @balmy jetty @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

classic

[balmy jetty]

[ancient marsh]

how did it taste?

[soft coral]

yoo

[ancient marsh]

having Nikita's big huy dragged across your head, face

[soft coral]

later bozo

extract from the map

stop taking so long idit

[balmy jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/varg-vikernes-varg-vikernes-eyebrow-varg-vikernes-ayo-ayooo-thulean-perspective-gif-10490522393096051468

[soft coral]

everytime they get caught off guard

youre playing pmc on woods you have 15 mins to do your shitbefore player scavs swarm in

they never learn

[ancient marsh]

on streets it's like 5 minutes

unironically

on woods it's closer to like 20 minutes

[soft coral]

ok 20 ye

but still

if youre hanging around as a pmc

on minute 15 and bellow

you better fucking run

[ancient marsh]

on woods there isn't that many scavs

on streets and reserve

it's legit like

you have 3x the pmc count

cause of all the pscavs

[soft coral]

pscavs dude

not regular

although yes statisticall way less people go to woods to scav then shits of tarkov

it still applies

that idiot died cuz he doesnt know that you have to extract

and loots for 300 years

no peas

I make noodles

cpu is 70 degrees on unlocked ghz pushing 4.2
gpu is 30% util barely on 42 degrees

ah yes

the optimisation of all time

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @balmy jetty speaking of bloodsplatters on faces

just died to a pmc when he had one on his face

bullshit game

died to a guy on his first raid classic

all cause my gun jammed btw when he was out in the open

classic

[soft coral]

classic

omw to woods once more

this time we find peas for real

trust

got domed by a russian scav

lol

he starts following me

I stop for 1 second

die

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/QyG53W

game is so shit

ears btw

bullets flew sideways out of gun into my head

[soft coral]

bro really thought he could play the game

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/guarbie-gif-21257355

Did i just catch you tryna play the game?

[soft coral]

i clicked on 2lew video about pve

bro this is legit raider gear but all bsg did was add dogtags to them

and its broken the same way raider gear is

[fathom verge]

Yep

PVE 'PMCs' have always just been raiders

[soft coral]

Lmao.

they didn't even try

they actually didn't

[fathom verge]

Its like every raid is lighthouse water plant

[soft coral]

I knew it was bad

but not this much

damn

woods again boys its time

YES

[fathom verge]

Customsgangcustomsgangcustomsgang

[soft coral]

AND TOOTHPASTE

WOOOOOOO

I won this raid

[lyric cairn]

Ivan, you're playing?

Tf?

[fathom verge]

After paying for Unheard why wouldn't he play...

[soft coral]

at last....peas

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

1 more for cockkeeper 2

[hallow stream]

yo

customs runs

SO BAD FOR ME for some reason

I CAN SEE THE FPS DROPS

[fathom verge]

I just realised a countdown to Flea being re-opened was in game the whole time

whoops

[soft coral]

its the entire game

with this update they fucked up something

and now everyones game runs at like 40fps slower

because of unity update

[hallow stream]

UPDATE IS DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nah I saw my fps drop to like

15

when player scavs spawned in mid customs match I could just tell

cus the fps went die

[soft coral]

its not the playerscavs dude

its something else

we've noticed it with iedy

[hallow stream]

its whenever something spawns in and whatever the fuck else bro

i legit can't play ngl I am gonna quit this shit

[soft coral]

periodically we'd lose like 20 frames for a couple seconds and then it goes back up

[hallow stream]

its making me so mad

[soft coral]

but its not pscavs

[fathom verge]

Hey i found the gym...

[soft coral]

WHERES THE MORPHEEN

I got my vitamins thoough yay

we get medstation

we win

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral me and my friend still haven't gotten a small wd40 for sec2

I HAVE EVERYTHING FOR INTEL CENTER

EVEN INTEL FOLDER

BUT I CANT HAVE FUCKING WD40

[soft coral]

oh ye I still haven't got that

lel

[ancient marsh]

I NEED ADVANCED TOILET TO CUT A WD40 CAN INTO 2

OR USE A BIG ONE

JUST USE MORE WD40

[soft coral]

I mean

woods provides

:)

[ancient marsh]

he doesn't drop mags

[soft coral]

didn't have to

?

[ancient marsh]

he keeps meds on scav

just loot more?

are u trolling or what

[soft coral]

didn't have anything else TO loot

if I did I wouldve

Simple as

I'm not gonna be looting fucking PSO and PST ghz off the ground

the fk

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral do u know the new bunker

on woods

[soft coral]

yes

[ancient marsh]

that shit spawns marked keys apparently

[soft coral]

apparently

idk I'm used to my router on woods

depending on spawn

ay ay ay

[ancient marsh]

[fathom verge]

I just want my tier 2 workshop…. I NEED to get these arena boxes out of my shit

[ancient marsh]

same, there's a lot on my arena inventory

[soft coral]

good news is I can make medstation 2

[ancient marsh]

thank god i had enough iq to just keep them all there except like 2

[soft coral]

after my salewa is done

and then I'll craft the morphene

[ancient marsh]

im missing 1 nacl 1 esmarch

[soft coral]

need to scav once more for 2 esmarch and we're done

shoutout to woods

[ancient marsh]

a two man got the best spawn for emercom but on the other side

and so did we

scavs now spawn there for some reason

and while they were fighting scavs

i shot at the two man

they ran into the tent

on the ledx spawn side

i wallbang both of them

check the table and take the ledx

[soft coral]

ye some new scav spawn locations have been added I noticed

[ancient marsh]

they legit got cucked by scavs cause they got distracted and didn't check the table first

[soft coral]

and they move more

[ancient marsh]

which is good

but they are so so so much more aggressive

they full auto a lot like raiders

they can do suppressing fire

likea

like

all of that is good

IF the ai is fair

and it's not

it shoots thru bushes and shit still

it still auto detects you looking at them from 500m away like they have spidey sense

@soft coral ever had a sniper scav turned away from u, you scope in, look at them, they do a 180, go prone and start shooting?

[soft coral]

all the time

with the one on woods

They most likely have some sort of detection in their A.I that does it

[ancient marsh]

yeah like buffing scav ai is not a bad idea IF you fix the bullshit first

[soft coral]

that checks if someone is looking at them

[ancient marsh]

yeah 100%

[soft coral]

Happens all the time

[ancient marsh]

like there's no debate

[north lagoon]

I somehow found a tank battery on ground zero and immediately rushed to the car extract lol

[soft coral]

made the grave mistake of not saving the esmarches

[ancient marsh]

yeah they added spawns for those

which is a

REALLY good change

we found 2 on woods in 1 raid once

[ancient marsh]

just scav once lol

[north lagoon]

JESUS

Yeah I feel like a lot of spawns got buffed, like I've got 2 salewas already and a couple of figurines

[soft coral]

woods fps back in the day on my ryzen 5 2600 - 90 t o 110 depending on area
woods fps now with ryzen 5 5600 - 60 to maybe 90

WTF

How are bsg evolving their game but backwards

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/PUepZheh9D

[north lagoon]

Its the snow lol

Snow in games kills frames

[soft coral]

snow or not

fps is horrible

[lyric cairn]

Easily

[soft coral]

Once more woods to get 2 marches

surely I will get the easiest medical item to get

[hallow stream]

yea ngl

im quitting for the 2nd time this wipe

this performance is unbearable

[soft coral]

brother WHO HAS THE POTATO PC

am I syncing with pajeet from india?

[fathom verge]

[soft coral]

I love the voice chat bug

not one esmarch in medical camp on woods

I got one

HUGE WIN

[fast garden]

yes

[soft coral]

screenshot of someone who never scavs woods

jk

oh wait I just remembered

I'll have to go shoreline....and lighthouse....

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

oh noo....

[wraith wagon]

i cant do ts anymore

[soft coral]

cmon I need 1 more esmarch

we're making it tonight boys

[fathom verge]

got the box out the director's office and got instantly domed by an AI scav who hadn't voicelined

Bro waited

[soft coral]

I got it

never been happier to see a fucking esmarch

tarkov has changed

[ancient marsh]

WHY DO I KEEP DYUING ON SCAV

ON FUCKING WOODS

@soft coral

8 MINUTES LEFT IN RAID

DIE TO PMC

AT FUCKING PRAPOR CONVOY

WHERE IS HE GOING???????????

WHY IS HE GOING TOWARD FUCKING BUNKER

THERE'S NO EXTRACT

[soft coral]

lel

[ancient marsh]

HE'S GOING FUCKING MIA

[soft coral]

bro is literally becoming me @stark torrent

"what is he doing there man wtf "

@ancient marsh @fathom verge @fast garden @hallow stream @lyric cairn

finally

BIG WIN

[ancient marsh]

bro like unironically though

there's 8 minutes left

[soft coral]

true

[ancient marsh]

there's no fucking extract there

what is he doing

[soft coral]

been there myself

multiple times with iedy when we've played scavs and PMC

[ancient marsh]

it's like having 8 minutes left in raid on reserve and being at the marked room in the far left corner of the map

[soft coral]

this is why you always get killed by the players you least expect

[hallow stream]

i had this 3 days ago

[ancient marsh]

and the train alrdy left

[soft coral]

either idiots or timmies

[hallow stream]

or well like

[soft coral]

ok?

[hallow stream]

4th day of wipe

[soft coral]

Good for u

[hallow stream]

good job ivankov

[soft coral]

I started like yesterday

the fk you flexing

[ancient marsh]

i played like 5 scavs today and lived once

[hallow stream]

wtf I thought u started today

[ancient marsh]

dying to most random retarded shit

[soft coral]

yesterday no

[hallow stream]

i was gonna say "good job getting it day 1"

but nah

[ancient marsh]

like a player scav shooting at me, missing everything, i kill him, lose rep, and die to a pmc that was apparently right next to him the whole time

like

[hallow stream]

jedi govna

[soft coral]

I could've gotten it day 1 if vitamins decided to spawn not my fault

[ancient marsh]

?????????????????????????????

[hallow stream]

Yea ngl the fir shit

is cancer

[soft coral]

it is what it is i'm not in a rush

[hallow stream]

idk why they did it

its so bad

[soft coral]

yee

but thats what makes scavving EVEN more OP now

now I will have to go interchange for bulbs

fuck

[ancient marsh]

interchange for tech loot is massive bait

js

worst map in the entire game loot wise

[soft coral]

yes

I mena

MAYBE I will find bulbs there

I'm better off going maybe

reserve

or just sticking to woods

[ancient marsh]

bait too

17000 other player scavs will get it before u

[soft coral]

this wipe every map is bait by the looks of it

[ancient marsh]

GZ is good unironically

[soft coral]

ah yes ground zero...where the first guy got aids

I mean xal every map will be shit

cuz everyone is scavving

for FIR items

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral shoreline should be rly good

for tech loot

there's like 17 quadrillion toolboxes in the village near tunnel

unironically

or on pigfarm

or on swamp village

[soft coral]

true but

[ancient marsh]

that's what i did when i needed some quick cash

[soft coral]

its shoreline

I spawn

[ancient marsh]

shoreline is omega based

[soft coral]

I will spend 20 minutes walking

like

madness

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/KzmBNTcS93

[soft coral]

the timer will expire before I can loot anything cuz half the time I'm walking and running

[ancient marsh]

or if you spawn correctly in 10 mins you loot whole village and leave with the best extract in the entire game: path to lh

[compact knoll]

Absolute cinema

[soft coral]

bro said IF you spawn correctly

yes

the one random mechanic

omw to choose exactly which spawn I get lil bro

[ancient marsh]

if you spawn incorrectly go pig village and car extract

retard

they made the map good

esp with the blizzard obscuring u from scumbags 500m away with a sniper

[soft coral]

you could do the same before its just map had 3 good spots , pier village and resort the east side was like empty

which made the map very biased

towards one side

[ancient marsh]

the map didn't have car extract

now east has actual loot in the form of pig farm

[soft coral]

I got that

[fathom verge]

Just make your connection better

[soft coral]

but still its huge map and half the time youre gonna be walking instead of looting

[fathom verge]

Your connection decides your spawn

[soft coral]

Fighting things feels a bit better though

I can hit my shots

instead of shooting once and my pmc looking at the moon

[fast garden]

oh man you didnt play with actual good recoil before this wipe

[soft coral]

eh

[soft coral]

hyperrats name is truly for the ages

tigs and hyper spawn lighthouse
uzi greentracer dude starts lasering them from across the map @stark torrent

its always the greentracer people

[fathom verge]

You’d think if you were aimbotting you wouldn’t use easily seen ammo

Right?

[soft coral]

thats the exact reason they use it bro

[soft coral]

bro thinks cheaters care what ammo they use

ye right

[fathom verge]

‘That’s the reason they use it’ and ‘don’t care about the ammo’ are contradictory statements dawg

Which is it

[soft coral]

They use it because wether or not you see them

is irreleveant

you die anyway from xinpingmuaytai

so henceforth they don't care about the ammo

tracers or not

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hugocubaka-cubaka-rock-music-rockstar-gif-13389530

[fast garden]

pedantics and tarkov? no way man where have i seen this before

[soft coral]

this mf

[pallid bolt]

is blunt damage at all decent in tarkov yet

[fathom verge]

No

[soft coral]

no

[pallid bolt]

or am I going to shoot a shotgun slug at somebody and do 20 damage

[fathom verge]

Probably

[soft coral]

even less tbh

[fast garden]

m882 always seems to fuck me no matter what good luck with shotguns tho

[fathom verge]

Hit them in the face

[soft coral]

if you hit the plate

[ancient marsh]

Less, and good

[soft coral]

you hit the legs with a slug you will do the full dmg

you hit the plate you will probably heal them

[ancient marsh]

You do 70% actualy

They nerfed leg meta

[pallid bolt]

you do 100% until the leg is gone i think

[ancient marsh]

Arms are 51% stomach is 105%

[fast garden]

specifically, they nerfed the amount of damage that blacked limbs transfer

which is so fucked

[ancient marsh]

Eh

[compact knoll]

what sniper lvl do you need for psycho?

7?

[ancient marsh]

Game gives you ways to fight armored mfs

[pallid bolt]

i think if someone blows your kneecap off with a buckshot blast you ought to just die from the bleeding and trauma

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

10

[fathom verge]

Yeah but then you’re into realism territory and it’s best not to go there

[ancient marsh]

It's a video game with already cancer enough mechanics

Grow up

[compact knoll]

you can buy 3 levels

and you get a couple from quests

[soft coral]

and 3 from unheard

[pallid bolt]

i know it's a frozen cold take but i actually like the realism mod for SPT

makes things more risky

[ancient marsh]

Good for you, go play spt

[soft coral]

honestly for lv 10 sniper I'd just spam woods all day

and reload a mosin

[fathom verge]

I hate spt because it means people on my skill level have all left the game

[soft coral]

and hit legs or something

[ancient marsh]

Worst advice ever

Woods has zero players

Nothing ever happens

[ancient marsh]

Well unless I'm scav.

[soft coral]

eh

[pallid bolt]

get headeyes'd by 2-tap-Shturman from 500 meters

[fathom verge]

I ain’t seen a single living scav boss all wipe, I’d love to be killed by Shturman

[soft coral]

Fingers crossed bsg roll out fps patch or something this unity update killed the fps

[fathom verge]

Merely clear your logs smh

[pallid bolt]

SPT has pretty good frames despite the AI stuff

but maybe they're a patch behind

[soft coral]

we have faulting how long will it take them to add muscle ups onto high platforms

[pallid bolt]

probably never

would make it easier to break the maps

[soft coral]

true

as if rats aren't already

[ancient marsh]

I insta predicted vaulting will be broken on release and people are gonna jump thru walls n shit

People going into locked rooms on shoreline thru balconies

[pallid bolt]

a prediction that them implementing literally anything and it being broken has a 95% chance of being right

[soft coral]

yes

[pallid bolt]

I'm convinced they do 0 in house testing

[fathom verge]

Erm it’s a beta

We’re the testers

[pallid bolt]

erm pay $250 to work as a beta tester for us

[fathom verge]

Yes

[ancient marsh]

I predicted the exploit exactly right

[fathom verge]

Exactly

[pallid bolt]

most likely yes

i still can't believe how long we survived on the old recoil system

it was so dogshit

[frosty basalt]

Fr 💀

[fast garden]

my favorite death result

[compact knoll]

absolute cinema

[ancient marsh]

Jackass crafting instead of finding it lmao

[compact knoll]

you got 0 ledxes

i dont want to hear anything from you

[fast garden]

you need 4 what the fuck else am i gonna do with it

lmao

brokie

already gotten 2

[ancient marsh]

He isn't aware

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/IOTcgIn4ti

Wont happen

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oVm_F8nRgh8?si=95IaVI4d2UFrcTtK

[fathom verge]

I was tempted to post it but after reading it decided it wasn't worth the financial cost of the data transfer

Its just a bunch of nonsense

Yeah bro for sure Tarkov will be on PS5 next year

whatever

[soft coral]

surely

[fathom verge]

The most realistic thing on the list is them adding shitting in your hideout bathroom

i can see that being added

[frosty basalt]

m855

one pmc wearing an mmac

😵‍💫

[ancient marsh]

Had lvl 5 plates prolly

[fathom verge]

Lookin like a Redditor with all my figurines

[frosty basalt]

my buddy told me he had zeroed out level 4

[fast garden]

30 pen round vs lvl 4 armor

checks out

[frosty basalt]

armor dmg and blunt dmg not as effective as it could or should be i guess

[fast garden]

so out of 21 fired you hit what like 12

[frosty basalt]

18

[fast garden]

you dont know how to read that

overall accuracy is .62

[frosty basalt]

so what is hit count

[fast garden]

you actually landed 13

of those 13

5 were collaterals (roughly, ignoring the potential for triple collat)

likely arm into thorax

[frosty basalt]

we were facing each other head on

that would be weird

[fast garden]

arms reduce damage by roughly half after being blacked

[frosty basalt]

i guess if i fired thru his

like

right arm

[fast garden]

arms block the thorax so, its pretty fucking common

[frosty basalt]

more so if ur canted sights with a canted foregrip which is what i do in arena

[fast garden]

so kinda shit round+arm collat equals barely alive opponent

[frosty basalt]

i wish i was afforded the same physical fortitude he was

let me head tank 1 pst

[fast garden]

[frosty basalt]

pls thx nikita

yea he was using an mpx with pst

[fast garden]

shoulda gone for the head

fig. 1.

[frosty basalt]

youd think 13 rounds would be enough to put someone down, 18 if you count collats

[fathom verge]

My Bro walked into a room full of dead scavs and just instantly started looting

How the fuck did you get to level 32...

Also why the fuck was he wearing NODs

This is day Customs

its like, 4Pm

[dapper grotto]

what brother man doing

[fathom verge]

And he had 3 Non Found in raid green flares on him??

Brought two guns?

Dawg thought he was gonna cook

[dapper grotto]

man late night tarkov is always magical

[fathom verge]

He had an Aug on him, i was gonna keep it but man does this gun suck

That scope is awful

[hallow stream]

If you could bring a saw to that scope and weld a normal like sight rail and then slap a sight onto it the gun would be so much better

DIY aug crafting recipe dropping when

[pallid bolt]

kedr gang

[pallid bolt]

just make it a "Mechanic's custom AUG thingy"

[fathom verge]

Kedr does the work

I’m mean sure you’ve gotta spray into someone’s face to kill em, but it’s surprisingly stable for something that looks like it was made of scrap metal and stolen nails

[pallid bolt]

9x18 isn't exactly a powerhouse

it'd be better if you got a full wood stock instead of a wire

[fast garden]

so glad that like fucking no one knows about the dedicated small tushonka spawns all in goshan

everyone just runs to the food corner

[fathom verge]

Its crazy how many Salewa's you find once the quest for them is over

they just fall out of the sky

[fast garden]

lmao

its the one constant

like there was just one on a random fucking box in parking on inter

[pseudo storm]

Got a better version without the annoying watermark

[fathom verge]

Wonder if this is current

I know that used to be a really common cheat

Their hit box would be standing up but their model was crawling

[fast garden]

that is a very old clip

[compact knoll]

You can put posters in docs cases apparently

[fathom verge]

Yep

Despite em not going in the secure container

[fast garden]

ive been doing that to secure progress for my goon cave

therapists transit task is so free

[fast garden]

the only thing consistently good all the time with tarkov is the music

every geneburn track is a fucking banger

[pseudo storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SwisgbQ5L0

You may like this

a lot more older tracks of his

[fast garden]

man so many of those are nice too

[pseudo storm]

👌

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

aw hell naw you tweakin jigsaw

[soft coral]

and I got water collection 1

yay

[ancient marsh]

ivan claims to hate the game yet plays more than me
curious

[soft coral]

I legit logged on to make a morphene

the fk

why is every player scav so sus

everyone acts like a gypsy bro constantly watching you loot and shit

following you

alooo

I swear I'll start blasting people

[fathom verge]

Everyones so paranoid that youll shoot... so youre gonna start shooting

[soft coral]

I dont I'm just looking for things i need

Not my problem people are idiots and dont trust each other

tbh though you barely lose any rep if you kill someone

it is what it is

[fathom verge]

Its a valid fear

if i think a Player scav had some shit i need i probably would blast em

[soft coral]

ok but its an IF

I mean scav on scav violence will increase since bsg made scavving OP

[soft coral]

they haven't nerfed the karma lost negative

and not everything is needed for FIR

[soft coral]

Lore wise shturman is less than 25 years old lmao

bro is a literal teenager

[compact knoll]

Look if they aim at the ground or at your feet its fine

But if he aims at you

Blast him

[soft coral]

They aim everywhere

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtG-BofOMsA

[fathom verge]

Watched a scav shoot at a wall for 5 minutes

Really should have thought about it deeper before i Domed him

[ancient marsh]

they have new AI

they do suppressing fire

[fathom verge]

Yeah, i know

Looking back, it was pretty obvious he was shooting at the guy behind the wall

who, upon hearing my shot jumped up and blew me away

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll just spawned on scav INSIDE USEC CAMP

next to the surgery table

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent new loot spot on woods @soft coral

[stark torrent]

Yes, PMC Graveyard

[ancient marsh]

next to swamp village, next to the burnt car

[stark torrent]

It has meds spawns

[ancient marsh]

your mother

[soft coral]

I know it

iedy showed it to me

a bit on the scarce side but at least theres something in the middle now

instead of fucking rocks

[ancient marsh]

well a lot of ppl dont know about it so thats cool

[soft coral]

a lot of people dont know woods exists

believe it or not

People go there for letter quest and maybe shturman

The map is barely ever looted

cuz people either don't know the spawns of the loot spots or they don't bother

[ancient marsh]

anal fracture administered

[soft coral]

@stark torrent bro fell off

shame

[ancient marsh]

nah ivan is banned on tarkov

rengawr already dm'ed the devs

it's over

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

I'll shoot rengawrs toe and he will instantly ban me for cheats

[ancient marsh]

i remember he had a mental breakdown and randomly started playing tarkov like he was in a beta trailer

with music in the background

all cinematic n shit

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70_QmnjhCU

he was doing this basically

with menu music in the background

[soft coral]

The fk

you got a video on that?

[ancient marsh]

no

[soft coral]

Bruh

[ancient marsh]

i search rengawr cinematic gameplay

and i get league of legends Rengar cinematics

180k roubles SURE BUDDY

180k that's just 4 fucking mags with no ammo

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

bro hasn't even uploaded in 3 months

legit fell off

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral i need a fir esmarch

for med station

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

i kil u ivan

starte

[soft coral]

go woods I find and drop you one

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral

i extracted with this rig last raid lol

[soft coral]

lel

[soft coral]

Just go woods we'll find you an esmarch

Cmon

[ancient marsh]

i can't im not playing pmc without my romanian gypsy cigan friend

and my scav is on cd

[soft coral]

How much cooldown

[ancient marsh]

10

[soft coral]

its fine then

also fk pmc

imagine going in raid for 1 esmarch

you crazy?

[ancient marsh]

THIS IS MY THIRD JUNKBOX

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

i would unironically like firebomb BSG office if my friend didn't gift max slots

[soft coral]

Lel

[ancient marsh]

someone said to me "tarkov players when they have to actually play the game" when i said FIR hideout and no flea are dogshit ideas

bro, what game am i playing

fucking tetris?

[soft coral]

theres a difference between playing the game normally and
this shit being a fucking chore to play

and rn its the second one

[ancient marsh]

check this comment thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss_BUk4qhqQ&lc=UgwRfxQtfRMWj7IWFRd4AaABAg.ACvfUpxl29NACxCF5EApQI

on this video

[soft coral]

HUH!?

my scav also has ana rig

ALo

[native crypt]

it would be ok if the hideout required a tenth of the items

[ancient marsh]

nah bro you don't understand

[soft coral]

heres the thing though

[soft coral]

Fir for hideout can be...ok

the implementation is just horrible

[ancient marsh]

HOW IS TAKING THE FLEA AWAY MAKING THE GAME FOR STREAMERS

MAN I WONDER

[soft coral]

because you can't even barter for hideout items from traders

[ancient marsh]

MAYBE BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY BETTER GEAR EARLY?????????

AND STREAMERS SPEEDRUN THROUGH QUESTS ANYWAYS

IS THIS GUY INBRED OR WHAT

"it slows the game down for everyone"

i literally said "who do you think is hurt MORE"

[soft coral]

it slows down the game only for the regular player
streamers who any% the game in the first week don't care about hideout

so to them it doesn't matter that much

[soft coral]

xal accept the fucking invite

[ancient marsh]

5000 money runs
cringe, not based
5000 toolbox runs for the 111 ES Lamps you need for hideout
based chad

[soft coral]

it would have been way more managable if they added the items we neeed to traders and made them barters

otherwise its horrible

me omw to play scav for the 15th time to find one Small WD40 or one matches or fucking cpu fan

[ancient marsh]

yeah there's literally no reason for the ref gp coin to barter item trades

[ancient marsh]

i need those too

[native crypt]

like 3 lightbulbs instead of 15 would be fine with me

but its ridiculous how it is now

[soft coral]

Make any of these barters FIR

and its fine

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOOOK

[soft coral]

Jesus

you can maybe fit half of these items in one junk box

[ancient marsh]

LOOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[ancient marsh]

awwwww complaining you have to play the game?

idk i think

like

those people are genuinely contrarians

streamers, people who fucking actually play the game give an opinion

[soft coral]

brother

[ancient marsh]

and these people just do the 180 flip

[soft coral]

its your typical tarkov player stupidity

[ancient marsh]

like

[soft coral]

you should know better by now

[ancient marsh]

one day they complain about how grindy the game is

now they are

on their knees

SUCKING AND BLOWING NIKITA

WHEN YOU GOTTA PLAY 10X THE RAIDS TO MAX HIDEOUT

[soft coral]

its a cool concept don't get me wrong but its implemented horribly

[ancient marsh]

it was never a good concept

like at all

there's no universe you should be running to extract early cause you found a fucking measuring tape

[soft coral]

I mean a concept as the ingame events do

for bsg to try out different mechanics

it would have been maybe kind of sorta ok

if the item quanity was reduced by 50%

[soft coral]

or maybe

put only certain items on FIR

see that would've been ok

rare items such as pgw or idk radios or any of the rare items you need for hideout

[ancient marsh]

why do it then

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

like

what issue

is solved

by this addition

[soft coral]

its obv they want to try out this mechanic

[ancient marsh]

BUT WHY

ITS FUCKING DOGSHIT

IT SOLVES NOTHING

[soft coral]

it is

[ancient marsh]

IT MAKES THE GAME WORSE

[soft coral]

I never said its good

[ancient marsh]

FOR 0 REASON

[native crypt]

or if items in secure stayed fir combined with greatly reduced items needed

[soft coral]

they couldve made it an event

for a certain time

or something

[ancient marsh]

making the game easier in ways that would make people stay in raid longer

[soft coral]

to test things out

[ancient marsh]

is genuinely good

like make container items stay fir on death

or make quests not need fir

probably former and not latter

would genuinely improve the game

[soft coral]

we bring back hatchet runners eh

[ancient marsh]

i spawned

[soft coral]

me omw to naked run lighthouse at night to get me those radios and vpxs

[ancient marsh]

outside of usec camp

[soft coral]

Like ok