💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

ground zero my beloved

[fast garden]

3 vs 4 in first 12 seconds

cuz that map has good spawns

[compact knoll]

@soft coral

[fast garden]

3kd kappa getter killing pmc at coop as a scav? checks out

[crystal musk]

Finally got my last cpu fan

[stark torrent]

🤨

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBAdbxjbTM0

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto @fast garden @vivid dawn @ancient marsh

Ivan got Unheard

[compact knoll]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE UNHEARD NOT JOIN THEM

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

I have job I have income I will pay for prostitute if I want to

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

aged kinda ass

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[fathom verge]

That was a year ago, much has changed… (this joke no longer makes sense because I now realise it’s two years old)

[dapper grotto]

doesnt change the fact that ivan bitches about the game in here each day and calls us rarted for playing it

[fathom verge]

[vivid dawn]

Holy fuck Ivan

[fathom verge]

All will break before Nikita’s shitty code

You WILL pay to get by

[dapper grotto]

2025 of to a great start

[soft coral]

I like the recoil

I domed scavs with ease

now I dont have to stop and wait 5 minutes for my guy to aim in

[vivid dawn]

At least hes not edging anymore

[soft coral]

👍

[vivid dawn]

He succumbed to it

[soft coral]

I'm a changed man

[dapper grotto]

how we liking snow

[stark torrent]

i love it

[ancient marsh]

Bro no fucking way

[fathom verge]

I like the snow and snow fog, but hate the snow fog indoors

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral this is like the priest being caught at a gei orgy

Ivan you're done

[fathom verge]

There’s no reason for sealed off indoor location to be fogged up like it’s woods

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent nikita was tired of ivans shit and added the "check inventory" feature

@soft coral why are you playing anyway

i thought you hated this game

[soft coral]

I still do

[ancient marsh]

yeah lil bro you hate it so much you spent like 10x the money i have on it

pipe down

[compact knoll]

new prestige quest

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

after or what

[compact knoll]

idk

[ancient marsh]

why is that PMC being sexually harassed?

[compact knoll]

i saw the same thing

do NOT open the teapot

[ancient marsh]

bro goons near the heating unit

not in ben

bed

honestly the game would be 10x better with 0 aimpunch

your character looking down like a retard when getting hit is fucking annoying

[soft coral]

he puts herbs and then cums in the tea for added sweatness

in game ofc

[dapper grotto]

boiled PMC cum for 1.0

[ancient marsh]

????????

THAT STACK ON THE RIGHT WAS "0" ROUBLES

I CLICKED ON IT

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

we run woods
we are mid sawnmill
scav screams and shoots at me insta
head eyes

glad to be back

[ancient marsh]

deserved

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

yes

it was my mistake since i was in the open

[next temple]

Your mistake to even play this godforsaken game

[soft coral]

true

[next temple]

I literally got my ribs pulverised by a scav on customs through a 10 cm gap in the wall

Or the time I shoved 30 greentip rounds into a player's thorax only for him to KO me in 2 rounds

[soft coral]

insane start

we're reaching kappa soon

[ancient marsh]

2k hours 😭

[soft coral]

Yes

about half of those are spent in menus and hideout organising after raids or crafting

[ancient marsh]

6.3 mil no hideout

we ballin

no flea

[soft coral]

only virgins need flea

we scav like real men

[next temple]

I managed to get better gear and insane ammo by just scavving on reserve

[soft coral]

can't find that one attachment? too bad scav again

[next temple]

and doing woods

[soft coral]

reserve goated for ammo

[ancient marsh]

wtf i went up 16 mil stash value in 2 days

[soft coral]

but not much for else

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

woods lowkey best map

[next temple]

It has a fuck ton of weapon spawns

[ancient marsh]

very chill

[soft coral]

oh ye the weapon spawns in the boxes

[ancient marsh]

reserve is one of the best gear donation spots

DOGSHIIIIIIIIIT extracts

[next temple]

I don't have a chinese or russian fucker trying to hunt me down 24/7

[ancient marsh]

like absolutely abysmal

i dont do a single reserve quest before RR

[ancient marsh]

yeah cause they're there for shturman

this baby killed 10 pmcs today

absolutely GOATED gun

mix of SOST, m855 and m856 when loading mags

[next temple]

I am just bad at PVP lol

[ancient marsh]

same here

i play safe but i'm not a pussy when i have to fight

i think i have a very good grasp at knowing when i'm gonna lose a fight

and acting accordingly

[next temple]

Trying to be a snapping tortoise myself

[ancient marsh]

like when i was fighting a guy with a teammate on woods

[next temple]

chilling in my own corner doing quests until some bastard runs into me

[ancient marsh]

my teammate gets dropped

and i lose the sight of that guy

i'm not gonna push and die to a bush

i just leave and go extract

i think i have a very good grasp at how to isolate 1v1's

i did it today on customs

me and my friend got jumped on customs

there was a guy at the fence and 1 more guy on the railway bridge

[compact knoll]

pussy

absolute pussy

[ancient marsh]

this would be the of the guy that was on the bridge

the second guy was on the right at the wall

my friend gets dropped first and i get my legs broken, i go prone behind this thing

[soft coral]

who asked

[ancient marsh]

the guy on the bridge keeps trying to hit me

the guy at the wall pushes me and i kill him

i hear the bridge guy push me i stand up and kill him

[ancient marsh]

i was gonna type something mean but you play tarkov after saying how much you don't like tarkov practically every single day for months

[stark torrent]

locked in

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-gif-10550297288601576464

that was me after the fight

next step of the operation was to laugh at my friend for surviving like 1 raid out of 10 in the entire day we played

like

honestly it's his fault

i say "let's go we gotta move"

"no i will loot this scav"

that got him killed like 4 times today

and i lived every single raid

my highest streak was 35

@stark torrent @compact knoll do either of you have PK3?

[stark torrent]

bro doesnt loot the pp19 scavs

[ancient marsh]

they finally gave the RFB on skier iron sights, i wanna know if they did give em to MDR on PK

[ancient marsh]

?

[stark torrent]

oh you meant trader

[ancient marsh]

yeah?

what di you think

oh the PT3 stock i guess

[stark torrent]

pk3 stock for gunsmith

[ancient marsh]

that's PT3

idot

[stark torrent]

man i love pk3 stock

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent put the picture of the MDR in the bag

crazy quest no

?

[compact knoll]

maaaaaaybe

what do you need?

[stark torrent]

damn wtf is this xp

[compact knoll]

[fathom verge]

Que?

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

[granite coral]

ℹ️ About 536176967284686849

📝 Woodskov (ivan_5kov)
🎂 <t:1547904950:f> (<t:1547904950:R>)
🔗 @soft coral

Server details

📝 Ivan Petrovich Mafioznik
📅 <t:1705416069:f> (<t:1705416069:R>)
📜 <@&1067785310370529362> <@&1011376944081813608>

[compact knoll]

?Stats

[soft coral]

I nearly spat out my food so my reflexes were to instantly swallow it so I choked - me

[fast garden]

no

[fast garden]

please tell me there is a tarkov clone in gmod

please

[stark torrent]

i was literally just staring

[ancient marsh]

=>

[next temple]

same energy

[next temple]

Cant wait to go into a raid and get brutally molested by a 3 man

[compact knoll]

woods

[fathom verge]

It’s peak…

Unless you’re at usec camp

[next temple]

Shootout picnic

[fathom verge]

Usec camp sucks

[compact knoll]

it doesnt unlock anything

forget it for now

it will do itself

[next temple]

ik

I still need to LOOT

[fathom verge]

Also woods is fun

[compact knoll]

AMBATULOOT

[fathom verge]

Irs all about the Fun yknow

[next temple]

tbh

lemme see my quests

[compact knoll]

I JUST DIED

I JUST FUCKING DIED BRO

[fathom verge]

You might have the Ref unlock quest or the prapor convoy quest

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

i lost some quest progress

ok

[next temple]

k so

[fathom verge]

What is every indie dev’s worst nightmare…

[compact knoll]

unity pc crash screen

[next temple]

I need to do Easy Money and Delivery from the past

[compact knoll]

do delivery then

you can trade the key

or actually you can come with us

[next temple]

sure ig

[compact knoll]

get in vc

edy will move you

[next temple]

lobby 5

[spare pine]

Alright guys realistically

Playing tarkov for the first time here

What are the chances i get killed by a real player?

[fathom verge]

Pretty high

But not that high

[compact knoll]

do you mean like not cheater

or scav

[fathom verge]

You’re more likely to get hit by a scav

[spare pine]

Nah just like how many people are usually in the game with me

[fathom verge]

Changes based on map

When you select a map you get told

[compact knoll]

i mean

depends on the map

you will probably go ground zero first

[fathom verge]

It’s something like 8 on average?

So, 7

Statistically a scav is way more likely to get you, but players all spawn together unlike scavs which spawn staggered

And players might run to other player spawns

[spare pine]

Well ive lost half my gear already just trying to work the game out

Then realized there was a practice mode

so im cooked

[fathom verge]

Whoops

You can scav shit back

If you really want you can reset your account and get all your starting gear back

But obviously any progress you’ve made is wiped

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[spare pine]

I mean ive only went backwards

so there isnt much progress

[fathom verge]

No downsides then I suppose

Up to you

[soft coral]

oh nooo

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-oh-no-oh-no-meme-bad-monkey-gif-5746364871571609816

RUN

TURN BACK

PLEASE

GET AWAY

[fathom verge]

He’s saying that because otherwise you’ll end up paying more money

Just like him

[soft coral]

please dont bro

just

[spare pine]

Im kinda lucky i bought this game like last year

[soft coral]

click the uninstall button

close the launcher

and don't look back

its not worth it

[fathom verge]

Tarkov is peak

[soft coral]

nuh uh

[fathom verge]

Yuh uh

[spare pine]

Alright guys how often am i going to die to cheaers

[soft coral]

yes.

[ancient marsh]

About 10-15

[fathom verge]

Up to interpretation

‘Cheaters’ is said a lot but hard to prove

[soft coral]

you do NOT want to play tarkov

its legit not worth it

go play gamma or something

[ancient marsh]

Not very

[fathom verge]

I’ve seen almost no one I could say for sure was using obvious cheats, but you’ll die sometimes to people you never saw, or who you think shouldn’t have seen you

But who’s to say if that’s cheating or a skill issue

[ancient marsh]

Cheaters usually dont bother if you dont have a really good kit or going for stuff they want like bosses

[fathom verge]

Actually last wipe I saw an unkillable worm man

But he wasn’t violent

He just went around factory screaming

[soft coral]

lie

[fathom verge]

Running Tarkov on 8gigs seems impossible

[soft coral]

lie

[stark torrent]

APPROXIMATE

[fathom verge]

You’d be running factory only

[soft coral]

insane lie

blatant even

[fathom verge]

Tarkov devs don’t play the game so it ain’t no surprise…

Whenever Nikita streams it that much is clear

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

they don't even know they are developing it

[stark torrent]

REAL

[soft coral]

8 years btw

if shitting on tarkov was a sport I'd be a fucking olympic gold medalist

[ancient marsh]

Play scav whenever possible and try and get some friends

[fathom verge]

Hardest challenge tbh

[ancient marsh]

What region are you

[compact knoll]

you retired already

[stark torrent]

servers died

father of 18 gets home from his work shif to run his weekly scav run and he ruins the server

[soft coral]

never ever ever start playing tarkov as a pmc

[ancient marsh]

Aw mate

[soft coral]

start as a scav

and learn the maps

[ancient marsh]

His yearly 1 day break is ruined

Absolutely gutted

[fathom verge]

Also have a copy of the map you’re on on another monitor/phone

[soft coral]

I lost my sobriety coin

[fathom verge]

I wouldn’t use another tab because tabbing out WILL break your shit

Not every time, but eventually

[soft coral]

nah but fr legit not worth killing the nerves in your brain playing tarkov

game isn't getting any better

[ancient marsh]

@spare pine if ur EU I might teach you the ropes

So that you may hang yourself later

[spare pine]

Just got blown up by a landmine how we doing

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

Woods?

[soft coral]

told u

[spare pine]

No under a stack of paper

[soft coral]

brother click uninstall now man

you dont wanna do this

[ancient marsh]

Unreal levels of yapping

[spare pine]

walked about for 5 minutes found some bleach or something

[fathom verge]

Did you go into the room in ground zero?

[spare pine]

and then got blown up

[fathom verge]

Fuck that room

[soft coral]

you playing as pmc?

[fathom verge]

Or someone placed a mine

[spare pine]

Nah scav

[soft coral]

ok ye

do scav mainly in the beginning

ignore pmc

[ancient marsh]

I once told my brother don't go there, there's land mines and a player scav ran right in front of us into that room and got blown to smithereens

[spare pine]

Probably placed cause it was a tiny room

[fathom verge]

At the end of a corridor?

[spare pine]

Oh yeah that one

[fathom verge]

In a multi story building?

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

Yeah ground zero bank

Lmao

[fathom verge]

That’s a real pisstake

[ancient marsh]

It even has a safe inside

Welcome to tarkov

[spare pine]

I only had a shotgun on me cause i forgot to take anything with me

shotgun with 1 bullet

[ancient marsh]

On scav?

[fathom verge]

Hood classic

[spare pine]

Yes

[fathom verge]

Wait until you jump into your PMC but you brought the wrong Mags

[ancient marsh]

Scav you get free gear bro

You dont "forget"

[fathom verge]

Or you loaded your gun with the wrong caliber and didn’t realise until you pull the trigger

[ancient marsh]

Scav you take what ur given

[spare pine]

ok thats way fuckin easier

[fathom verge]

Yes

Scav is free gear

You just have to get out with it

[spare pine]

I dont actually have anything to use anyway

[fathom verge]

The gear is usually shit though

Sometimes it’s good

[ancient marsh]

Scav is good cause you risk zero and you go in at the middle of the raid

Pmcs are out or on their way out of the map

[fathom verge]

Finding some juicer’s loot as a scav is sick

[ancient marsh]

You go in and take the crumbs uncontested

Insanely OP

[fathom verge]

But also don’t let your guard down because pMCs are probably still around

And also player scavs might kill you if they think you got shit

[ancient marsh]

As I said if ur EU I can teach you the game tomorrow @spare pine

BTW @spare pine dont shoot anyone on scav

[spare pine]

Yeah i was actually trying to figure out how to get to the smg shots i heard and ended up in that room

[ancient marsh]

You lose reputation if you kill AI scavs

They are neutral

[fathom verge]

Also yeah, if you drop your fence karma below… -1 I think they’ll shoot you as a scav

[spare pine]

Yes he didnt shoot me so i left him alone

[ancient marsh]

Reputation loss means longer cooldown on scav runs

[fathom verge]

Also don’t go near scav bosses if you can tell the difference

Because that’ll aggro all the scavs

Unless you’re at fence rep 6

And at the big water plant on lighthouse those scavs are special rogues and will shoot you

And they’ve got cracked accuracy

So maybe actually don’t go there…

[spare pine]

How am i meant to know where to go

Just knowledge

Cause i took this guys mission and ive got no idea where im meant to go

its ground zero

[compact knoll]

google.com

[fathom verge]

Ιερή υπογλυκαιμία της

I mean, google the maps

Look at the wiki

[pallid bolt]

if you don't want to just give up and google everything, you have to study the quest text and see what clues they give

some quests are vague and won't help you though

[fathom verge]

If you don’t know the maps the descriptions are pretty useless

You could do that, but you’d die, a lot

More than otherwise

[pallid bolt]

its going to take a very long time to figure quests out unless you learn the maps on solo offlines or scav runs

[fathom verge]

By the time you’ve learned them by heart they’ll get an expansion…

[pallid bolt]

as if they're gonna put that much effort in

anymore

[fathom verge]

They just reworked customs smh

It’s pretty different now

Way more open buildings

[pallid bolt]

I wish they'd make maps with more than 3 paths of transit, giving you a 33% chance to find some shitter sitting in a crack somewhere with 1 pixel of head showing

[spare pine]

Icl i wanna play pve but theres no fuckin way im spending that much

On a videogame

its crazy

[pallid bolt]

SPT

tarkov but bots

and moddable

[spare pine]

im shit at the combat anywaty

[pallid bolt]

nobody ever gets good at it

just better

[fast garden]

did servers shit for anyone else

[spare pine]

This games giving me brain damage

[fathom verge]

Yep

[fast garden]

[fathom verge]

[fathom verge]

Pot meet kettle?

[fathom verge]

Also begging Nikita to stop cheaters lol

[stark torrent]

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-stare-drake-drakeypoo-gif-16929025424122757264

[ancient marsh]

Thank god customs has more exits, the flare one is rly good

[fast garden]

watching people die to the flare one is also really good

[fathom verge]

Usec checkpoint has been my go to

Never failed

[ancient marsh]

?

[fathom verge]

Yes I know it ain’t a new extract

[stark torrent]

they removed his message

[ancient marsh]

What usec checkpoint

[fathom verge]

Oh wait it’s UN something

The one across the bridge from big red

[ancient marsh]

Are you even talking about customs

[ancient marsh]

Bro thats RUAF

Russia armed forces

[real solstice]

there is no gae in #tarkov-general

[fathom verge]

All the same

UN, Russian army what difference does it make to me

[next temple]

Both cant do their jobs

[ancient marsh]

Well the fact that un checkpoint, usec checkpoint and RUAF are all different places in the game

Dumbass

[granite coral]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 1 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 782424
Action: WARN
User: 186089940147240961
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: We can see the reactions , stop with the AZOV / Z / War controversial stuff or you will be muted
Expires: Never
Timestamp: 24 October 2023, 09:14 (UTC)

[stark torrent]

this was a tarkov official discord mod btw

he left after the warn

[fast garden]

checks out

[compact knoll]

[fathom verge]

Not surprising

[next temple]

BSG try not to be z-tards challenge

(Impossible)

[fathom verge]

Someone asked on the Reddit why there are no black or Mexican PMCs and i didn’t have the heart to explain

[real solstice]

The only representation tarkov does is for ugly people
No wonder everyone wears the mask items

Leaked inspiration for the pmc models

[next temple]

PMCs looking like alcoholic fathers of 8 from Norilsk

[real solstice]

to dollar store Gmod, where you belong.

[soft coral]

The biggest peice of game

period

[real solstice]

fax my brother spit your shit indeed

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/glukhar-tarkov-pmc-shocked-gif-4260228503726579144

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-scav-for-real-stare-junker-gif-8675013241675918395

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-タルコフ-たるこふ-therapist-gif-7958416614789373429

[next temple]

tf did therapist forget in a food court

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/shoreline-scape-from-tarkov-tarkov-walking-simulator-gif-16231859198580261898

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[real solstice]

"FAK U SPIK RASSIAN"
VSS Head-Eyes

[soft coral]

can't have shit in tarkov

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-funeral-dance-funeral-meme-escape-from-tarkov-meme-escape-from-tarkov-gif-16896568

POV : You spawned on Reserve

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkovdance-tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-beardance-gif-11539634961764074966

I just want my ledx bro wtf is this

The Genie after I wish for Tarkov to only be playable on the Source engine

[real solstice]

which one of you is 1989Massacre

[soft coral]

cannot find ping but it didn't object to the rest ofit

[soft coral]

its @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

[real solstice]

pingas

[soft coral]

my name used to be 250dollarsbtw but I changed it my accident

[real solstice]

I think mine is AS-Val Kilmer

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-kiryu-gif-26299116

@stark torrent typing shit on eft server

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

Waiting for a match

(We were waiting for like 40 mintues)

[granite coral]

:flag_fi: **Finnish** *(suomi, suomen kieli)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Balls rolling in Mario's ass

[fast garden]

cuz the servers are actually dead

love it

was also sitting around

cranking my hog bc nikita pissed on servers

[soft coral]

sitting around in stash
error

[next temple]

They let Roman stream in the server room and he set off an RGD-5 again

[soft coral]

at this point tarkov is reaching Xray levels of jank

tbh it reached it long ago but right now is at its peak

we noticed with iedy

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

on maps

[stark torrent]

🤨

[soft coral]

our fps would drop by a solid 20/30 for no reason for a few seconds and then increase

LIKE WHAT

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

now we need to buy the unservered edition

500 dollars please

only for true believers

[stark torrent]

Please hang tight , devs are looking into problem

Me: Yes i will hang myself very tight.

Bro lives in Sri Lanka

[next temple]

Bro lives in north sentinel islands

i am just gonna play Elite Dnagerous at this point

[spare pine]

Currently downloading r6s

[fast garden]

the fuck is this shit

TWENTY TIMES

[stark torrent]

NEVER

thats a reroll buddy

[spare pine]

2 hours for 3gb lets see if this shits fixed before my download finishes!

[frosty basalt]

If it was checkpoint

I’d be like ok

[fast garden]

fuck yeah

[frosty basalt]

Team fight?

[next temple]

Lets replace alcohol addiciton with heroin

[frosty basalt]

Fuck no

It’s crazy how good checkpoint is network wise

Feels fantastic honestly

I feel like my shots land

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

the one thing i liked is the recoil changes

The ONLY thing

[frosty basalt]

You don’t even play the game bro

[stark torrent]

and vaulting man

game changer

i can finally run over a small edge

and not get stuck in quicksand

[frosty basalt]

Last night

Custies outside 2 story dorms

[soft coral]

kinda nice too yes

[stark torrent]

he bought unheard today

[frosty basalt]

Invisible unvaultable snow geometry

[soft coral]

pmcs finally got legs

we did it

[soft coral]

so you had to tell everyone

like the fucking gossip girl you are

[stark torrent]

ivan is back hide your scav mains

[frosty basalt]

Who’d you steal the 50 dollars from

[soft coral]

nah its chill

[stark torrent]

he upgraded from standard

[soft coral]

im at a limbo with my games rn

[stark torrent]

[frosty basalt]

💀

Damn ivan

[soft coral]

i wanna play a game for the sake of playing

[stark torrent]

yea i agree , dogshit games overall

we are so low in gaming its crazy

[soft coral]

ye

[frosty basalt]

If you want a crazy good top down shooter

Intravenous 2

👍

[soft coral]

with tarkov we can have fun in the vc

cant get autism like this elsewhere

[frosty basalt]

Last night my duo got pissed off cuz I auctioned off his gear to the PMC that killed him on streets

This is a banger story

With a cheating scav in the mix

And a streamer scav as well

[soft coral]

i speak with artyom and iedy for 15 minutes a little white bracelet appears on my arm

and the good doctor comes

all in all ill still shit on the game dw

that wont stop

this time i will experience it for myself so i can shit on even better

[frosty basalt]

My duo and I were trying to do audit and we spawn in vet clinic. We see a speed hacking player scav and ignore it. make our way over to med shop by postman and skybridge. I go “I hear shuffling” then my duo gets popped in another room. The guy voips and “goes was that your buddy” I reply “yea, you wanna be peaceful about this?” He says “yea” a player scav runs inside and we get into like a minute long gunfight but eventually I take him out. I ask the PMC if we’re chill and he says “yea, you want me to drop your buddies gear?” I tell him “nah you earned it bro” then I go into his room and we get to chatting seeing what we’re up to. He’s just trying to learn streets, I tell him let’s team up he says sure. We make our way over to audit killing AI scavs. Grab the docs and I grab the secret exfil code. We run back the way we came and see a dead player scav with 340 xp( cheater with 3 intels 2 smts ssds etc etc etc ) then we happen upon a group of 3 players scavs looting up under skybridge. I shoot at em and take out two, within 5 seconds. Grenade lands at my feet from a streamer player scav and I’m dead. Very sad.

My buddy was so pissed off I let the guy take his shit instead of dumping it for insurance, from my POV it was a fair trade, team up against the scavs and remain safe together with this new PMC buddy.

I should write a novel about this

[soft coral]

stfu

[frosty basalt]

No amount of coping can undo spending 200$ on unheard ivan

[soft coral]

eh

i have job

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bhibatsam-joker-dark-knight-its-not-about-money-its-about-sending-message-gif-4822874739301846030

[soft coral]

ok

good for u

i care little atp

[compact knoll]

#💣tarkov-released message

[soft coral]

that too

[compact knoll]

Your reflex is to swallow, you said it yourself

[soft coral]

iedy says something i nearly choke on my cola

unbelievable

[fathom verge]

Saw a homeless man in the street (Tarkov reference)

[pseudo storm]

Next person you see who has a hoodie on could be fence

[soft coral]

tomorrow no alarm to wake me up

[fathom verge]

Servers fixed yet?

[soft coral]

we won

[spare pine]

ive become addicted to this game

[stark torrent]

well since the servers are down i guess it's time for you to have seisures

[spare pine]

Yes ive been in a queue for 20 minutes now

[frosty basalt]

servers are down rn?

[fathom verge]

Yep

[fast garden]

sheef is in raid rn

might be back up?

[stark torrent]

Streamer queue

[fathom verge]

Am I crazy or wasn’t that confirmed…

[frosty basalt]

even arena?

[fathom verge]

Oh

Maybe it’s just that arena servers are fine

They’re presumably different after all

[fast garden]

they are

thats why everyone went to arena

but pest and sheef are trying/back in

[fathom verge]

Last I heard up till a minute ago they were still fucked

Maybe it’s only certain regions? I aint got a clue

They’re back-ish now

[fast garden]

one dude teamkills some guy

match cancelled

quest progress revoked

bsg is retarded

[rich venture]

Bro the exact same thing happened to me

But in normal eft

[pallid bolt]

what is this

is this new

[fathom verge]

It’s an arena thing

It’s not every time a team kill happens, but it can happen

[fathom verge]

I think ive figured out why Scavs feel more deadly this wipe

Theyll just not stop firing

[fast garden]

you are uh, just figuring this out

they feel less deadly than anything

[frosty basalt]

pretty sure i just lost all scav progress from that raid cuz it said authorization error

:)

thanks

oh game crashed

double thanks

[fathom verge]

I don’t agree

I haven’t seen them fire into cover like this before, usually they just stop when you’re in full cover

[frosty basalt]

ye they supress your last known location now

that also lets you know exactly when theyre out of ammo tho too

you can catch em mid reload, and they will reload, cuz they seem to always fire till out of ammo

they even shoot at concrete walls man theyre so stupid

i was jump shotting a couple at ruaf into crack compound

and one starts shooting at the wall i just jumped to look over

doesnt stop till he runs out of ammo

[fathom verge]

Which is fine if what you’re behind isn’t penetrable

[frosty basalt]

my buddy got shot thru a christmas house on customs

lol

[fathom verge]

Customs has been a molestation train for me tonight

Must be all the weekend warriors

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[crystal musk]

anybody know how to connect arena and main game

[fast garden]

its automatic its just buggy

[crystal musk]

eft moment

[fast garden]

tends to fix itself after doing a task or something iirc in eft

[crystal musk]

ah okay i need to actually play eft

i been running arena for 6 hours

[fast garden]

ending another day one step closer

[stark torrent]

1 lega for the grip

end yourselves

[pseudo storm]

Do you know aside from buying that clothing set, can you earn it in game?

[soft coral]

I wake up
see iedy posted screenshot at 9:26 today

omg

[fast garden]

The new stuff no.

Them putting lega medals as things to buy in arena is stupid

[soft coral]

The new icons look so flat

like they ripped them out straight out of blender with zero lighting or ambient occulision or shadows or anything

just flat texture

[stark torrent]

i think what i love the most about reddit posts

are the dudes that get traitor scav'd and they make an essay on how traitor scavs are a profile for psycopaths / sociopaths

you betrayed me in a video game, i think you should seek professional help

[soft coral]

oh no I got killed in a pvp oriented game

whatever shall I do

need to go get monster

[frosty basalt]

If I kill you as a scav it’s cuz you had some shit I want

Simple as

[soft coral]

coffee isn't cutting it anymore

scav inter
half the boxes aren't spawned

biggest piece of map

[crystal musk]

arena is pretty fun, but it just makes me want to play base game

thing is, survivng in base game for me is like shitting nails, i die every raid

[soft coral]

mods kill him

[crystal musk]

what did i do

[soft coral]

[crystal musk]

“no cursing in tarkov channel”

[ancient marsh]

bro

first time playing against a cheater in arena

on one of the rounds he was trying to wallbang through like 17 walls

he was hitting but it dealt zero dmg

he eventually ran out of ammo

[crystal musk]

played with one in ffa today

bro went 50 and 17, which doesnt seem bad, but every kill was a one tap header

[stark torrent]

i had one of them too , bro wallbanging every surface to see what pens and what not

classic

[soft coral]

go goshan
find 2 tushonka only

THE MAP

[ancient marsh]

the big ones?

[soft coral]

ye

[ancient marsh]

i got ref lvl 2

yippie

[stark torrent]

i have him lvl 3 now

[soft coral]

I mean 2 big tushonka is ok

[soft coral]

I can craft small ones later for that one peacekeeper quest fututii matii

[stark torrent]

therapist

[soft coral]

the rapist

[stark torrent]

and it's after that dogshit 114 key i told you about

we simply cant progress fututi gura matii de joc

[soft coral]

and I did get my tnt

yay

pc rooms were looted

all the loot on this map is gone from scavs not players

[ancient marsh]

i touch myself to the new ctrl click into container feature

[soft coral]

no pmc ever loots this map

[stark torrent]

by the time the pmc gets to the other side of the mall it's over

15 player scavs await on his position

[soft coral]

repair sks for 10k
sell for 18k

big bisniss

[ancient marsh]

bro who tf would buy that AK over the mutant

or even scar

[stark torrent]

idk most of the guns here make no sense

like the RD at lvl 2 is literally meta

[ancient marsh]

i think u would make more money selling shit to mechanic and the receiver to fence

[stark torrent]

why would u buy anything else

[ancient marsh]

yeah LITERALLY meta build

all it needs is a foregrip and dustcover

[soft coral]

don't even need a grip tbh

[ancient marsh]

35 coins

[soft coral]

I mean I've only shot smgs and recoil seems legit insanely low

like cs or something

just pull down a bit

[stark torrent]

mp7 is laser

and that gun has good ammo for smg at least

[ancient marsh]

9 coins for class 4 is kinda crazy

ngl

[soft coral]

no toothpaste for lavatory

[ancient marsh]

15 for this

class 3 aramid

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

class 4 plate

[soft coral]

now my pmc can't brush his teeth

when he speaks with therapist he will get -15 rep instantly

we lost

what should I sacrfice? @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

12 gp for Ulach

[stark torrent]

you can just flip it when flea is out for 100k probably

ez

[ancient marsh]

nothing

[soft coral]

bro thinks I have 12gp coins

[ancient marsh]

it works on an internal value threshold

[soft coral]

ok

so its a shittier scav case

[ancient marsh]

you put in good shit to get out maybe good shit but not

[ancient marsh]

nah

it's so much better it's unreal

[stark torrent]

just put junk in it , sometimes you get lucky

[ancient marsh]

the minimum was bear figurine and tank battery

money wise

to hit the threshold

[stark torrent]

and you get back junk that you need

[ancient marsh]

and if you hit the 6 hr mark

you get like quest items

[soft coral]

I sacrificed 2 knifes

lel

they give me katana or something

damn

I'm cheating

3 more levels for cockkeeper 2

[compact knoll]

i did it just for fun a couple wipes back

shooting a player scav just makes me so happy

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

drop them something expensive so they pick it up

and then shoot them in the skull

[ancient marsh]

did it in 1 raid

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

and goons were in raid

btw

they made it slightly less cancer

you can get like 2-3 keys

in 1 raid

i scavved in

went dorms to that room with the jackets

1 jacket had 2 keys

the 2nd had 1 key

the machinery keys for the pocketwatch

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent ALOOO VC

[soft coral]

I did unlock this bullet

from skier

small wins

I go for monster

[ancient marsh]

for non-ref havers this will be meta craft

37 pen is insane

[compact knoll]

where is santa
mpx burst

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll do u lose fence rep

for eating santa

[compact knoll]

no

[ancient marsh]

...

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral "bro broke his leg"

[stark torrent]

i lost nothing

[ancient marsh]

at least he said he wasn't gonna lie

@stark torrent airwing has OPPS

[stark torrent]

this guy is probably blocked / banned by now

[ancient marsh]

reported to the fbi for being a part of a domestic terrorist group

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

locked in

[hallow stream]

Wtf why are you playing tarkov

Ivan actually on the tarkov loop back again
This game is shit i fucking hate this game
Talks shit about game over multiple months and wipes
Reinstalls and plays again

[vivid dawn]

♻️

He also has UNHEARD edition now

[hallow stream]

He has 100% truly relapsed

Poor ass dude

[vivid dawn]

mhhh i could upgrade

would be my first money invested in Tarkov

[hallow stream]

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggling-cat-jiggle-cat-cat-jiggle-gif-5379945260027652794

[soft coral]

it is what it is

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/JesseKazam/status/1875757292928561439

[hallow stream]

Ah yes

The game works perfectly

[compact knoll]

one more goon poster in my hideout

???

[stark torrent]

ngl this skin looks cool

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent ok electricity cuts out while im right in-between the dorms

We lost

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Just kill me

[stark torrent]

i died to a scav

before you

biggest piece

you are bleeding

Poleva strikes again

[compact knoll]

Absolute cinema

[ancient marsh]

the spinny glitchy shit is why i shot my teammate with a tank battery yesterday @compact knoll

someone was doing that in a minefield but i didnt see em

my friend said "HELP ME, KILL THIS GUY" and was shooting at the unarmed glitching guy i didn't see

i run up, shoot the only guy shooting

he says "that's me"

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

i thought what happened was cause he had a tank battery at lvl 10 he has no strength or endurance, i thought he was running, went prone to regen stamina and some hobo ran up on him

he said "i was wearing santa hat and beard how do you not know it's me"
EVERYONE WEARS THEM

THERES AN EVENT QUEST FOR THAT

[hallow stream]

Horrible teammate you are

[soft coral]

alo pocket watch and golden ziboo done

we won

[ancient marsh]

how tf do u have zibbo done

where did you get the key bastard

[stark torrent]

we had it

[soft coral]

I had it

from scav

not my problem you never scav

[ancient marsh]

your mother suck me good and hard

[soft coral]

[next temple]

Looks hot

wish I could afford EoD/Unheard

[ancient marsh]

that's SPT

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

Would be too good to be real

[balmy jetty]

i have normal tarkov

but, i hate cheaters and 100+ ping

[next temple]

100 ping is playable

[balmy jetty]

I've been in the game since 2016 and have long noticed that this one second makes a big difference, most of my deaths are from cheaters or out of sync

[ancient marsh]

yeah honestly ping isn't that horrible on eft

like legit 180 is playable

[hallow stream]

It depends on how stable the servers are at that moment

[balmy jetty]

I once killed a guy from 300 meters using a mechanical sight, now I may not be able to repeat this simply because of the high ping

[stark torrent]

this guy killed ivan

[soft coral]

ох

oh.....

oh ok

[balmy jetty]

In this wipe, I became friends with people during the battle, when I approached them, each of them had 4 holes in their heads, but none of them were affected by it

and exactly 4 holes in everyone’s head

none of the 8 hits to the head registered

[soft coral]

bro ran straight to me while marking my trucks and insta tapped me

I'm sure yes

[balmy jetty]

baza

[hallow stream]

Possibly

[soft coral]

he had green skeleton glitch

[hallow stream]

The server can just say "lol you didnt hit that shot" because the packet of you hitting that shot got sent late

[balmy jetty]

I died in this wipe about 40 times, 3 times out of 40 I died not in the head, the rest 37 times I was killed in the head

[balmy jetty]

yeah

It’s not uncommon for me to see that I hit the head of a lighthouse from 900 meters and even saw holes in the guy’s head, but at the same time shots at such a distance did not register

[ancient marsh]

25% sr 3 kd

[balmy jetty]

the game says fuck you, I don't register your headshots with a .338

[ancient marsh]

ivan just accept you got rolled

rollded and folded

[soft coral]

eh

Only thing i had on me was peas

we go woods I'll find tripple the loot

[balmy jetty]

I use a translator, and I’m wondering how much the translator distorts Russian

It’s funny that Nikita Buyanov hates the Russian community, being Russian xd

[hallow stream]

NOT THE PEAS

[soft coral]

its we went scav and I got instant morphene for the rapist

ez win

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent any places i should check for morphines btw

like any shit im thinking of hitting is usually looted

like USEC camp or emercom or resort

[soft coral]

woods lol

or reserve medical spawns

or interchange mantis

[stark torrent]

yeah woods usec camp or emercom / convoy / pmc graveyard, interchange mantis, streets dentist cabinet in pinewood and some duffles here and there, reserve med buildings as well sometimes

[ancient marsh]

which one do u think is most reliable

on scav

to hit before it's looted

i can't play pmc cause i dont wanna get ahead of my friend

scumbag dunduk made most tarkov.help maps premium only

maybe ill try hitting the school on streets, has a bunch of med spawns

[soft coral]

oooo

AAAAAAAAAA

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I find gpu game goes to shit and disconnects me @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

W

[ancient marsh]

blow his head clean off

[hallow stream]

Machine gun room at gz

Theres 2 crates that have a chance of having meds

3 actually but im not sure if the 3rd one is only components and food