💣tarkov-released

[pallid bolt]

makes meds and food overtime effects instead of instant

Raid Overhaul is basically timer removal. 16 hour raids plus bonuses

and food tick overhaul that goes with Weasel

but that's very much just my own preferred flavor

[hallow stream]

thank you bro

gonna probably steal some of these

like the looting bots shit

[willow canyon]

killed the goons on accident

[fathom verge]

One could say you’re gooning on customs?

[willow canyon]

i guess so?

something killed birdeye so no achievement

[soft coral]

@hallow stream @compact knoll @ancient marsh
@stark torrent

[hallow stream]

professional gooner

[fathom verge]

I’d be concerned with that

[willow canyon]

motherfuckers managed to miss a mag dump when the caught me off guard

spt aim at it's finest

[hallow stream]

mods obtained

time to play, but tomorrow

[soft coral]

I finally got a bottle for my nightstand im turning into my dad

we lost

[hallow stream]

the shit that comes with age

[soft coral]

soon i start groaning when i put on my socks

[willow canyon]

of all the shots the goons fired only 1 hit my stomach (m855 is from some random pmc)

[fathom verge]

Man the amount of hoeless bitches ratting USEC woods camp is unending

My G i know you been lying there 10 minutes

[willow canyon]

Drop mortar's on usec camp

also G3

[fathom verge]

Oooooo

clean

[mortal trench]

yo what, cultist circle

[fathom verge]

For otherwise useless grnades...?

👀

[mortal trench]

yeah

dont know if it works multiple times tho, i guess since its one of the "unique" crafts no

will try now

[compact knoll]

ha!

[fathom verge]

I can't believe they actually added a gasslight boss

Im listening to all these bird calls tryna figure out if theyre actual regular bird calls or that freak

I aint even ever see this guy

[compact knoll]

ded moroz got killed too but he wasnt looted

[willow canyon]

Small donation

[mortal trench]

tarkov stop giving me all thoes fucking cats, give me horses ffs

[pseudo storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJHno7U72Mg

[willow canyon]

I don't think i've ever seen the AI kick a door before

[pseudo storm]

Its a bit terrifying if its a boss like tagilla does it

[native crypt]

raiders love doing it

[willow canyon]

dollar store ahh bullets

[compact knoll]

party of 3

[wintry ridge]

😻

[fathom verge]

Anyone seen Woods V-Extract this wipe

I know they changed it so it wasn't Always an option

But ive not seen it a single time

[compact knoll]

yeah once

[fathom verge]

They must have just made it WAY less common

Also ooooo Woods tunnel

[pseudo storm]

Yes

Sometimes cultist spawn there at night

or around

[fathom verge]

Good shit in there

[wintry ridge]

NEW cultist spawns on woods? its so peak

[fast garden]

all my bros have been hitting my gym

[pseudo storm]

Nah I just happen to run into them there some time ago

[fathom verge]

Its got cultist markings so it could absolutely be a new common spawn for them

I aint crazy enough to run woods at night to find out

[fathom verge]

kill 10 scavs at old gas
32 minutes hanging around old gas, wandering around the container buildings, not a single scav at old gas

[wintry ridge]

yeah new customs is weird

old gas is deserted

[fathom verge]

Alot of scavs in the construction yard outside of the pocketwatch van though

The quiet raid meant i could finally unlock ref, but ill be surprised if i can get that job done any time soon

[compact knoll]

go suck a fat one you nikitian ape

how do you have to be so retarded

that you cant check if the item are clipping in the snow

[compact knoll]

YEEEEES BABY

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[stark torrent]

locked in

[frosty basalt]

Sup

[stark torrent]

my motivation for hideout this wipe is to unlock more goon poster slots

hi

[frosty basalt]

So my turbosweatas

How’s the wipe for you 300 hours per wipe 6k total

[stark torrent]

been a while since i had 6k

[frosty basalt]

In all seriousness

Give us a review before and after flea drops

[stark torrent]

wipe is ok , it gets easier and easier the more you know the game

[frosty basalt]

Actually I don’t even need a post flea drop review

It’s just normal tarkov

[stark torrent]

and the less you care and take it serious

[frosty basalt]

I encountered cultists for the first time ever NOT during a cultist event

on customs

[stark torrent]

damn they are like 5%

[frosty basalt]

My buddy killed 2 sektants and I killed 1

They fucking ripped thru all the PMCS on the map by RUAF

I found so many PMC corpses by industrial buildings/expansion buildings by mechanics and construction

I was too scared to loot em cuz I got shot in the chest in crack house second story by one

On my way to loot unknown key my duo and I got ambushed

that’s when I took out the sektant that took him out, dropped my buddies shit on the floor with 5m left, ran behind another container and found MORE PMC corpses lmao

And this dude was fucking stacked full of loot

Barter loot and shit I couldn’t even carry it all

Then I looted unknown and took off at RUAF

It was cool :) I got a cultist sr-25 with a Vulcan 3.5x NV scope with a canted delta point suppressed

Ripped the suppressor and Vulcan off the sr and put it on my g-36 since I had m855a1 and moved the canted delta to the upper receiver of the SR

Too bad my buddy died I took two cultist knives off his body lol

[stark torrent]

cultists are cool but they have to be cheesed

[frosty basalt]

They’re stupid and smart

The one I killed I was super obviously peaking, he had just killed my duo and yet he wasn’t even looking at me

But then the next cultist (that I didn’t bother looking for or shooting) was shooting at me thru the tiniest fucking crack between two dumpsters/containers like what 😂

Anyway cultists are bullshit lol

Anyone else have any opinions on this wipe so far

[stark torrent]

classic

[pseudo storm]

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh @lyric cairn @untold harness @soft coral

i know u guys like this

[ancient marsh]

bro what

too much vodka

canonically the BTR driver drinks btw

mid rides

[compact knoll]

twitch drops gives me a 3btg

but i already found one before

i guess i will keep it for colleagues 3

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll bro i need 60 rounders

where 😭

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent 40 sr on my pmc

how is it so bad

[compact knoll]

do the christmas quest

[ancient marsh]

bro

it needs like 170000 pickles

i haven't seen one even

i mean 170000 food items

i am missing like 4 mayo

4 sausages

[compact knoll]

its worth it

trust

loot the little christmas villages

[ancient marsh]

where do i get allat

[compact knoll]

behind the little houses

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll where are those

[compact knoll]

Customs: At crossroad on the other side of the bridge from Big Red

Lighthouse: At supermarked just before the bridge over to Water Plant

Reserve: At helicopter between the barracks

Interchange: In front of main entrance to the mall

Shoreline: In front of west wing

Woods: In the middle of sawmill

[compact knoll]

check behind the houses

on the little edges

on and around the gifts

also around the tree

on the gifts under the tree and just around it on the ground

found biboins twice

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll i checked, found christmas fuel, a present and peas

thanks

oh and sugar

maybe was looted, saw corpses on sawmill

[compact knoll]

oh yeah fuel also spawns on those little coca cola trucks

100% i think

could be on the ground or between the cabin and the load

[winged mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144453269305958437/1320789427618058292/2024-12-23_11-25-13.mp4?ex=676ae082&is=67698f02&hm=3344df693b22e5e79209f99bf6eeaa43c6572c6bb29640de8a60e2a755981123&

this is cool as hell

[compact knoll]

what the?

OOOOH

IF YOU DONT HAVE SPACE HE PAYS YOU THRU MAIL

[ancient marsh]

no space

[compact knoll]

a lot of space

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

poor

im suffering from success

[ancient marsh]

hoarder syndrome

[compact knoll]

i blame nikita

[compact knoll]

and bro i have 3 full junk cases

[ancient marsh]

absolutely real

@compact knoll what's the christmas village you had unlooted the most

[compact knoll]

unlooted

what

[ancient marsh]

yeah like you come there and it's untouched

[compact knoll]

uhhhh

interchange

[compact knoll]

also customs if you spawn near

[ancient marsh]

interesting

i wanna go on scav

[compact knoll]

yeah do inter

scavs can also spawn with pickles

make sure to loot

just found one in a food crate

[ancient marsh]

fuck you too buddy

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://youtu.be/D_7LJgMi_8k?si=ccFLlldvsbc696VW&t=639

timestamp

freaky ass marine

[compact knoll]

what teh fuck is the point of this now if you need them fir

[ancient marsh]

wait

i just

realized

wait wait wait wait

i was telling ppl ur lucky flea is in a week

when talking about hideout

but

it's not gonna be not fir

111 bulbs

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

DIED TO A NO AUDIO MARINE

CLASSIC

@compact knoll

ВОВАН121 БЛЯТЬ

РОТ ЕБАЛ

[compact knoll]

i mean

i just died by a guy with 3 kd and 30 sr

with a fucking shotgun

like of course when you give a retard a gun

his first shot hits you in the head

soonTM

the fuck?

it spawns with keys now?

[compact knoll]

shyshka dropped from a gift

need just 1 more

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[stark torrent]

its whatever man you still need what

3 more LEDX for Crisis which is Kappa required now apparently

and for the ughhh either quest or med upgrade

imma do the quest for the thicc first tbf fuck the med lvl 3

[compact knoll]

i think u need med 3 for

uhh

intel 2

[stark torrent]

yeah , it is what it is

intel 2 is whatever , it only gives 20% faster insurance

intel 1 lowers scav cooldown

and intel 3 ( will never get it )

[compact knoll]

you need intel 2 for biboin farm

watch it drop utter dogshit

@stark torrent i think im gonna buy a 4th junk case

[soft coral]

as if you people have the patience to get kappa

get real

[stark torrent]

prob wont

i like to cope myself

[soft coral]

maybe you shouldn't

[compact knoll]

broke boy

i have 4 junk cases now tho

[stark torrent]

maybe if i do i quit tarkov @soft coral

maybe its my salvation

a final price to pay

[soft coral]

would be good for you tbh

Find an actually good game to play

@stark torrent @compact knoll

The sound of success

or degeneracy

and yes my monitor stands on top of my keyboard cardboard box

I mean react all you want but it works

otherwise monitor is too low

and I'm not drilling holes in the wall to put a swivel arm my landlord will murder me

[ancient marsh]

isn't a monster like 2 euros

[soft coral]

1.50

[ancient marsh]

also wearing random rings at home

actual gypsy

[soft coral]

? I always wear rings

thefk

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-wtf-huh-john-travolta-confused-gif-5521264

is bro restarted?

[soft coral]

youre actually brainless

can't expect more from an arena player

[stark torrent]

hey they added this tattoo on one of the new outfits for tarkov as well

[soft coral]

copy cats

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

Runes are pretty cool

[ancient marsh]

white man's astrology

[compact knoll]

Truly

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/LvO83B9308

BRO GOT SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

[ancient marsh]

3 sausages 2 mayos and 2 pickles left

@compact knoll ty for the method btw

[mortal trench]

update: works only a single time

[mortal trench]

been extracting there like 3 times already

[stark torrent]

556 ak 101 mag - 45 rounder

[ancient marsh]

it used to be guaranteed

now it's like the rest of the exits

i got it many times

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent some tarkov in like 40 mins?

[stark torrent]

aye lemme know

[compact knoll]

Aye

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-monster-energy-monster-energy-drinkers-femboy-monster-gif-13456793649933643475

we are not the same

[compact knoll]

Skeefa

We must steal the monolith skeefa

[soft coral]

bro about to find a mamas beads on the sidewalk soon

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent the prodigal son returns

[stark torrent]

bro is ready to run 60km to hand in a quest for 200 koupans

[compact knoll]

I think the world is gonna end soon

[soft coral]

@stark torrent decided to download it and see how stuff feels like

played scav raid on woods I exit my game crashes

[stark torrent]

download what

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

ivan got tarkov

[soft coral]

I wanted to try out performance

on new gpu

no difference

back in the day I got 110 fps on woods now I get 80

insane development

they outdid themselves

better CPU and GPU and 64gb of ram

and I get 30 less fps

nice.

[lyric cairn]

Same happened to me.

[fast garden]

The fuck do you mean 3 more

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent tarkov in 5 min

Oil up

[stark torrent]

i meant you need 1 ledx for medstation + 3 more for quest , 2 for crisis and one for thicc iirc

[fast garden]

Ok yeah that’s what I was expecting

Lmao

Already got 2 from duffles

[ancient marsh]

tarkov chat btw

classic

[stark torrent]

crazy luck

last time i found a ledx in a duffle was with @soft coral on woods

[vivid dawn]

it fits this chat

[soft coral]

me finding my leds on tent and then disconnecting from the raid

[vivid dawn]

Ied y asking why he cant find Ied X

[fast garden]

Still not a single gpu for mechanic

[soft coral]

night raid inter
hit the stims and go electric stores

I guess

[compact knoll]

Do the Christmas quest

[compact knoll]

Forget it

They nerfed it to oblivion

[soft coral]

ofc they did

[fast garden]

That’s why I only need one

I just need to sneak into blue tape tbh but I’ll get there when I get there

Figured out a very nice loot route for streets

(Filing cabinets)

Can hit a shit ton of them and you are practically guaranteed to get the secret exfil code from one of them, if not three times over

[stark torrent]

they added a new room with like 4 more rows of cabinets

in that cafe thingie

that already has......8 or 10 rows already

Escape from Cabinet

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll bro i went for pocketwatch and there was goons, big pipe had a GL and i got shot at on exit

shit is like afghanistan on customs

[stark torrent]

5% btw

there was also a guy that was doing the Khorovod quest , spawn on reserve and immediately died to glukhar

before he loaded in

ez

[ancient marsh]

i ran into partizan twice and goons once alrdy

3 TIMES PARTIZAN ACTUALLY

[stark torrent]

bro is cooked

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent ALOOO

sorry i took so long

[mortal trench]

unlocked ref for the first time how exactly does this shit with the gp coins work? if i do a mission for him i get like 30 coins are they all physical in your stash? like 1x1 for one coin or has bsg made them stackable finally

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll do you have ref unlocked? can you post pics of his wares lvl 1 and 2 pls

[ancient marsh]

thanks

@compact knoll what ammo is on lvl2?

[compact knoll]

dogshit

545 fmj 127 ps12 57 ss197sr 762 tcw

lvl 1 has no ammo

[stark torrent]

best lvl 2 gun is the RD , it's basically meta

at lvl 3 u can buy m80

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll the christmas tree on customs is loaded

friend got bibion

lucky for him he said it after he put it in container

[compact knoll]

ANOTHER ONE

[fast garden]

I’m wondering where exactly this is

The new filing cabinets

[compact knoll]

wdym

@soft coral

2 MINUTES IN

my little goon corner @stark torrent

broke boy alert

[fast garden]

What iedy said a moment ago

I’m also building a goon gym for the squad

[compact knoll]

CANT EXTRACT THERE MATE

he got killed by sniper

kekekeke

absolute cinema

[stark torrent]

[fathom verge]

What’s crazy is that the snow fog also goes indoors

In an enclosed building you can’t see someone 10 feet away

[fast garden]

Yeah I gave up on that

What’s the average GP coin gain from arena

This wipe has been pretty average when it comes to amount and severity of bugs

But they have been fixing things WAAYYY faster than normal I feel like

[lyric cairn]

Just lucky

[compact knoll]

i mean i also thought it was just early wipe bugfixes

but its been gooing on for a while

[lyric cairn]

I'm too jaded to have a rational conversation about this

[fathom verge]

Their christmas hasn't been yet, and when it comes theyll probably go on holiday

so, theyre frontloading bug fixes because they know there won;t be any for 1-2 weeks

or longer

[stark torrent]

yeah it's on 9th i think

prob after arena drops so yeah

they are fixing shit i guess we had 3 patches in a week

i heard they fixed btr but its still broken

[fast garden]

Damnit that’s what I was talking about

I just want BTR to work man

[fathom verge]

I think i saw a guy get frozen to the BTR which then ran him over

Because he ran up to it, stopped, then a few miniutes later i came back and he was dead

and it was gone

[compact knoll]

i just need the last 80m kill

[fathom verge]

And Russian christmas is probably around the time we'll lose all the christmas shit

so get all the bauble crafts you got while the goings good

[stark torrent]

ah its on 7th so yeah by 8 or 9th january its prob over

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQjkqk8YqTE

[wintry ridge]

isnt he in florida

poor fella

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Kornelius scav strikes again @soft coral

i fight 2 players

Kornelius Scav :

[compact knoll]

as you died there were 4 more scavs

sorry 5

also helmet saved me from scav again

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Chinese gets first kappa in 7 days

[fast garden]

Entirely unsurprising

[fast garden]

Ayyy bro what esp you use for the fog

[fathom verge]

Kappa is for hoeless hoes anyway

[stark torrent]

Shoreline has only PMCs

Zero scavs

I kill a guy immediately die by his boyfriend thats it

[fathom verge]

Solo life is hard...

[stark torrent]

Im playing with Artyom

[fathom verge]

skill issue then

[fathom verge]

tbh

[compact knoll]

the sniper wins again

[stark torrent]

He killed the guy , i had my marine station up in the hills at 0546:355 coordonates

Shoot to kill , over

[compact knoll]

target down

confirm kill, tower, over

[fathom verge]

Ive decided that the only way to do the Ref quest where youve gotta kill 15 people in the customs factory is to intentionally get marked and cursed

Cause ive not seen a single scav or PMC actually come inside

At best they linger just outside

[stark torrent]

i did u gotta shoot unsupressed

and they will come over

but yeah it is annoying tbf

15 scavs also a lot

[compact knoll]

you go into nvidia control panel

you put it like this

i shot a guy 250 meters away

but like thats the limit

you really cant see any further

It is day 39. 477 consecutive shoreline raids

HOORAH MARINE

[compact knoll]

i love my little m700

2 targets down

[fast garden]

Top 10 cheats BSG can’t detect

[dapper grotto]

fucking grinding freaks

[fast garden]

Wait isn’t this the guy with the kunai streamer item

[stark torrent]

it is

yeah

tamathi

[compact knoll]

nikita give me the tagilla chan poster and my life is yours

[fast garden]

I need all the posters

[fast garden]

I just read that pve kappa is locked since kappa requires BTR and Ref tasks

[fathom verge]

When was pvE added again, last wipe?

Two wipes ago?

If you couldn’t already hit kappa in the span of two wipes idk what to tell you

[fast garden]

Why do you think they are on pve

[fathom verge]

Or was it always locked

[fathom verge]

[fast garden]

Kappa gets updated requirements even in pve

[fathom verge]

Funny

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

Garbage cans can’t fight players then complain about quests

[ancient marsh]

i just want mayo and pickles

[fast garden]

Lmao

Go flay scavs

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[native crypt]

Did they put in the btr tasks yet

[fast garden]

Thought it was locked behind some mechanic task or some shit

Idk

[fathom verge]

10 days no pickles, you know what that does to a man???

[stark torrent]

after christmas iirc

[native crypt]

Level 20 I thought but I don't have it

Word

[fathom verge]

I’m 1 pickle and 2 sausages away from that quest

[fast garden]

Weirdge

Wonder when Christmas event ends

[native crypt]

8th?

[fast garden]

Still want to do khorovod

[stark torrent]

prob 7-9th january

RU Christmas is on 7th

[fast garden]

Ahh

[fathom verge]

So use all your baubles before they’re gone

[fast garden]

I was looking that shit up earlier when RU Christmas is

“Oh they do it same as everyone else”

Whatever google

[fathom verge]

I make the two Grizzlies but once flea is brought back in like a couple days they won’t be as necessary

[fast garden]

I wanted to craft a leddie but the fucking white ornaments don’t exist

Flea should be another 7 days

[fathom verge]

A week? Yeah I can live off the two grizzlies for a week

[native crypt]

I swear the ai scavs are speed hacking to all the white ornaments and stealing them

[fast garden]

They should have added those shitty Christmas candies

[fast garden]

Yeah I’ll see one and it’ll be in a scav bag. Every time

[native crypt]

Many such cases

[ancient marsh]

we out, W MAYONAISE

2 mayo 2 pickle left

[fast garden]

Fucking huge

Bro playing with a black screen

The village at shoreline has a shit ton of trees and snowmen spawns btw

[ancient marsh]

no that was the screen going black on extract

[fast garden]

Ez since that food doesn’t have to be fir

[native crypt]

New blindfold event where you have to have Tower spot for you

[fast garden]

Has airwing ever even killed anyone within 150 meters

[ancient marsh]

huff petroleum for temporary vision

[native crypt]

True

[ancient marsh]

(it is chemical induced hallucinations)

[native crypt]

"Tower that wasn't propital."

[ancient marsh]

my fucking diesel was laced

[fast garden]

Nanomachines, Tower

[ancient marsh]

tower im phasing in and out of conciousness, give me my fucking aderral so i can take the shot

he's getting away

he's going to run out of thermal range soon

[fast garden]

Tower dropped my fucking EpiPen now I’m gonna pass out

[native crypt]

Tower hit me with the narcan from sanitar

[fast garden]

Imagine we get the ability to give other people meds

[ancient marsh]

mfs who play PVE would unironically be making suggestions like "make stims overdose you and you go unconcious and start convulsing on the ground and die unless a teammate hits you with narcan"

[fast garden]

I’m gonna run around factory naked with pockets full of obdolbos

[native crypt]

That's hilarious

[fast garden]

I’ve deadass seen this shit before

[ancient marsh]

if my teammate had good loot in his backpack i'd hit the Walter White and watch him die

[native crypt]

Nah secure full of stim cases of obdolbose

[fast garden]

Imagine dude

Guy running around in full armor

No weapons no melee

[native crypt]

We give tagilla fent here

[ancient marsh]

sanitar's shit is laced with fent

[fast garden]

Just injecting you with the used needles

[ancient marsh]

bro pops a stim and falls over

[native crypt]

Just as God intended

[fast garden]

That tagilla fent would restart the zombie event

[native crypt]

True

[native crypt]

With there not being flea right now labs might be good money

[compact knoll]

i thought it was a fucking scav

he was standing still

[native crypt]

I swear there are pmc bots on pvp

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cat-absolute-cinema-cat-gif-8724746330989628604

[native crypt]

The new nvgs are super clear btw

[fast garden]

They are literally better than everything but quads

[native crypt]

The barter is two whole cigs

Apollos

[fast garden]

Can also buy tank helmets from rag

[native crypt]

Yup

Love my new cheap throw away night kits

There is also a new buffer tube adapter for the akms

Don't think it's on vendors though

Love me akms

[stark torrent]

Punished in russian for playing the game

[ancient marsh]

"can only remove items from the top of the stack"

[native crypt]

Simply trolled

[ancient marsh]

ie ur gei

[native crypt]

Goons can also chase you all the way to zb12 now

[ancient marsh]

that's why when i heard SCAR and big pipe's rotary GL i insta dipped with my bronze pocketwatch

[native crypt]

My buddy was doing chemical 1 and died instantly to m80a1 to the head

[ancient marsh]

i heard Pop and i thought "oh no someone's using the extract"

and then it was

BOOM

POP BOOM POP BOOM

some loser got fucked

i thought it was a flare

[native crypt]

But if you kill them you get 40 gazillion 40mm nades

And maybe that new 338

[stark torrent]

same with partizan , i killed him and he had like 10 nades on him

and the GL

[compact knoll]

havent met a single boss

not even partizan

[stark torrent]

i got buckshot in the face by shturman guard @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

[native crypt]

By the way regular scavs can spawn with gl now

[ancient marsh]

[native crypt]

Gp25

[stark torrent]

scavs no, maybe raiders or rogues

very rarely i think

[native crypt]

No I saw it

[stark torrent]

must be one of those rare giga scavs like the gzhel one

[native crypt]

Yeah

Or the BP sks man

Haven't seen 55a1 scavs in a hot minute

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@soft coral

joins channel
immediatly mutes
sits muted for 2 hours
says LOL
mutes back

[native crypt]

Based

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-circle-game-okay-gif-12181407

[native crypt]

I think the only time I used vc in this server was for 2 seconds when I accidentally clicked on it while drunk

its calling to me like the green goblin mask

[stark torrent]

@fast garden got super stacked with artyom on snoreline

kill like 4 players

get ready to leave after full loot

i get the matchmaking error and my pmc immediately dies

bro simply had a heart attack and died

my game ofc crashed spectacularly

this is a new one

[compact knoll]

absolute sniping

[compact knoll]

LOCK IN MARINE

[exotic vector]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQjkqk8YqTE

looks like an empty mag going into the puch at 1:38

[wintry ridge]

saving it for the fir m995 in raid

[fast garden]

My friend with a lower end pc keeps having this fate

I had it once last wipe

[stark torrent]

yeah just had it 2nd time

its dogshit

[compact knoll]

[fathom verge]

[ancient marsh]

man covid vaccines really needed another round of trials

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

5%

[compact knoll]

absolute cinema

[compact knoll]

i dont have space in stash for all this loot

[ancient marsh]

keep it on you and don't play for rest of wipe

https://tenor.com/view/heonism-for-the-love-of-god-please-please-gif-24062262

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOD

UNLOCK FLEA

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

FOR THE LOVE

OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

THIS IS ALL THE SPACE I HAVE

THIS IS THE LOOT ON MY PMC

MY BOTH JUNKBOXES ARE FULL AND I DONT HAVE JUNK TO STORE

[dapper grotto]

buy more boxes

(it will not help btw)

[ancient marsh]

I NEED REF 2

get med box

i think i have

1 arena weapon box

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[ancient marsh]

1 arena junkbox crate

1 arena valuables crate

[stark torrent]

yeah you need lvl 2 bench good luck

to unlock them

[ancient marsh]

1 sec ill show what i have on arena acc storage

[stark torrent]

have fun

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

thats why im grinding pickle

[fathom verge]

The journey to level 2 workbench goes cray

[ancient marsh]

2 pickle 1 mayonez

[ancient marsh]

i would suplex a baby

for mechanic rep

[fathom verge]

Lightbulbs are more valuable than any other loot

[soft coral]

Absolute shithole

[ancient marsh]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[soft coral]

bro stfu

nobody cares

[soft coral]

learn to do tertris

[ancient marsh]

KILL YOURSELF IVAN

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

no

:)

[ancient marsh]

🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

mad?

bro is so mad

[stark torrent]

spam in my shithole chat

?

[soft coral]

keep crying xal

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

bro no one cares

people post random shit here

[soft coral]

im filling up my mug with tears

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

look

[soft coral]

?

im looking

[ancient marsh]

JUST GIVE ME MY QUEST PROGRESSION

SCUMBAG GAME

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/imjustmad_

https://www.twitch.tv/imjustmad_/clip/DependableMagnificentEggplantKeepo-I_DS7IdSTPj0v7-u

[ancient marsh]

I GOT 3 KILLS AND WAS ABOUT TO GET THE FOURTH BUT MY TEAMMATE KILLED ME

HE SHOT ME TWICE IN THE BACK AND I GOT AIMPUNCH AND DIED

THERE

I GOT 4

YIPPIE

AND MY TEAMMATES WON THE ROUND

@wintry ridge post a silly happy cat gif for me please

[fast garden]

Friendly backshots

Here’s my cat xal

[ancient marsh]

make him silly and happy

NOW

put a hat on him

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gupi-gupitaro-meow-moo-cat-gif-18075049

[ancient marsh]

i said happy

he's sad

[compact knoll]

cool cat

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Another

Nikita give hideout cat

They were teasing us in the wipe day tarkov tv

[compact knoll]

nice cat

[fast garden]

We cat ballin

[ancient marsh]

can you remove the ugly guy in the back

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-smiling-kitten-kawaii-gif-2742547656233150604

[fast garden]

My fault gang

[ancient marsh]

AI but ill take it

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167528740021088336/1288203954479562825/globe.gif

[ancient marsh]

an HP pickup in Fuel Wars 2004

a classic game

i could only secure 17 oil fields

we barely fucking won

down to a 1v1 at the end

@compact knoll

мега нагибатор 52 блять

ебать мой рот

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[fast garden]

Holy Timmy loot sell shit man

[ancient marsh]

OOOO

[fast garden]

Holy xp

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Yeah.

I was fucking gatekept so long by dumbass tasks

I just hit lvl 32

[ancient marsh]

wait u get exp for looting? lmao

on arena

i picked up an ifak once

[fast garden]

Yeah I think for picking up shit like nades

[ancient marsh]

that spawns on the map

lol

[fast garden]

ayy bro that 3 xp is huge

[ancient marsh]

some fucking retard camping christmas market on interchange

kill yourself

ah it's @wintry ridge on alt

just laying in a bush

[stark torrent]

bro si done with shoreline

[ancient marsh]

ump abuser

[wintry ridge]

:3

[ancient marsh]

warning: hardcore anal prolapse

on marksman as well, with barely modded SR-25

btw they fixed the "most levelled" way of sorting mastery

[compact knoll]

3 goon posters in hideout

still no anime one tho

[wintry ridge]

[winged mica]

Mp5 pog

Why is VPO 101 assault rifle

Thats wack

If anything I thought itd be Marksman

[stark torrent]

yeah the crazy xp quests are back

[wintry ridge]

sleeper quest

seems easy and then u realize mfs never get to overtime in teamfight

[fathom verge]

I see overtime a lot but seeing a victory by point is pretty rare

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

Ah yes i love falling down sewer manholes

[stark torrent]

Ukraine : One wrong step , landmine

Romania : One wrong step , mugged by gypsies

Bulgaria :

You simply cant

[soft coral]

Bulge-area isnt for beginners

@stark torrent yoo

exotic import

[fathom verge]

Stolen

[fast garden]

actually brilliant

[frosty basalt]

they wanna split streets into 2

genuinely sad

[fast garden]

yeah fuck them

they better not

[frosty basalt]

actually fun map

[fast garden]

"erm no optimize till game finish

[frosty basalt]

gonna ruin it

[fast garden]

"erm game kinda finish i guess dont wanna optimize tho"

[frosty basalt]

desmond is level 44

jeez bro

i was watching tigs yesterday

and he got 5 dvl headshots in one raid

easiest shooter born

desmonds aim is so crazy

[fast garden]

id prolly be up there too if i had no job

[frosty basalt]

i called out sick today at work

gonna try and complete some tasks

if i wanna get lvl 3 traders i gotta play arena tho

i hardly level up on main cuz i play so slowly

like 1 raid a day on a work day

desmonds got all level 4 traders but level 2 ref

lol

i respect that

[real solstice]

Skipping one full time job so you can work on another

[soft coral]

desmond is a fucking shiny baby

can't stand him

[frosty basalt]

Desmond’s attitude is a bit off putting

I prefer ramen style and jesse’s attitude when it comes to PVP especially

I don’t know if it’s a front that Desmond puts on or if he’s genuinely rage inducingly upset every time he encounters a rat or a supposed cheater

[soft coral]

what audio

[fast garden]

yeah audio is still just as fucked btw

dude shot me in the chest from 10 meters away and i had no idea

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

picture from our bulgaria NPP

orthodox icon in the back

[fast garden]

certified classic lmaooo

[soft coral]

Ain't nothing happening to our plantbro that icon there protecting everyone

we're fine

[winged mica]

Still better choices than kids coming out of bootcamp buying a Challenger with 25% Interest

[next temple]

I doubt they even get to see those cars due to Chicken tax being a thing.

[winged mica]

Chicken tax only on truck

I dont think its on muscle cars

[next temple]

This includes pickup trucks, vans, and SUVs, as well as commercial vehicles like delivery trucks and large vans.

It's all vehicles essentially

[winged mica]

Yeh I read that as just trucks

[next temple]

since EU mainly does SUVs

[winged mica]

There is no Sedan or stated otherwise

[next temple]

I have a dream

[fast garden]

24/25

died

going back with the draco

[stark torrent]

told artyom as well

Desmond is one of the best players in this game and definetely top 5

however he paid a price for it - his literal sanity

he doesnt get to breathe once without hating himself and the game he is playing

bro did a devil pact

he is cursed to make his living off a game that brings him no joy

Like every mistake triggers him real bad , and he hates dying to cheap shit like a dude in a corner or some lucky bullet

it makes his high skill look dogshit and shows skill can be beaten by sheer luck or whatever

and he is fuming

[fast garden]

bro takes psi damage every time he misses

[fathom verge]

But that’s what makes Tarkov worth playin

If I couldn’t dome someone using top level gear with a half broken Mosin from behind a corner the game would be terrible

[frosty basalt]

True

Getting PMC kills with a budget kit feels so satisfying

[exotic vector]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spC7kI1vuNQ

[fathom verge]

Mmmhmm....

yeah, i could see some blind deaf idiot stumbling into this random tripwire that is just... out

Ah, Bluetooth bullets

[ancient marsh]

YIPIIE

[ancient marsh]

chrimbo pays

pestily chat

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

2 pcs open, 2 gpus

[native crypt]

xixi lo-ping knows your location

[soft coral]

he is coming at you as we speak

[stark torrent]

good morning
my 1st scav raid
playerscav kills me for my pilgrim
fututi MORTII matii sa-ti fut in gat

it's ok guys it means "good shot bro, nice one"

[soft coral]

@stark torrent go in the vc for some time I have things to explain

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll ty for telling me about chrimbo markets

[native crypt]

tokarev 😍

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

aight when i can

[soft coral]

just go interchange

[ancient marsh]

i alrdy did it

[ancient marsh]

this entire area in screenshot has bushes

that are invisible

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

finally anti rat patch

just remove bushes

[soft coral]

@stark torrent go vc for a while

[unreal kite]

stalkov

[stark torrent]

he simply times his shots

[ancient marsh]

that's me

[stark torrent]

i have 4.8

5.78

[soft coral]

Cockrider more like

[ancient marsh]

im lvl 24 and completed all reqs @stark torrent

wait nvm

i didnt turn in the drive

:)

[ancient marsh]

a scav with this bounced SP BT 762x54r

and he had marked dorm key

[soft coral]

zb014 king

[vivid dawn]

every time Ivan writes something not Tarkov related someone should hit him with the

!topic

[safe summit]

@vivid dawn

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[vivid dawn]

just as an unfunny dad joke

[soft coral]

the fk you on about

[vivid dawn]

unfunny shit as usual

[soft coral]

classic german

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll a little tomfoolery

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[fast garden]

punisher 4 so fun

i love playing lighthouse

my favorite part is when i aim down any scope and my game freezes for several seconds like im on my laptop again

my second favorite part is when i spawn at the beach houses and am at the mercy of every single player on the map and some scavs

[wraith wagon]

got shooter born done on interchange before database p2

[ancient marsh]

sit down marine

@stark torrent in 1 day

zero deaths today, but my friend died in all raids except 1

@stark torrent awww mate

[compact knoll]

Zamn stats

[stark torrent]

damn wtf

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

shot bro in the gut and he starved to death

lmao

[compact knoll]

im on sunken village and i have to get to outskirts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob8TNqQw2hY

[fast garden]

me omw to throw everything a way to gain stam

i have seen zero bomber beanies this wipe

i have dandies and no way to do it

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457