💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

it was worse there

[pallid bolt]

i mean an in house test

[fast garden]

oh lmao obviously not

look at how shit damirka is after all this time

[pallid bolt]

what's that

[fast garden]

alr bro gn

[pallid bolt]

what?

[ancient marsh]

why is your SKS bent in half

[fast garden]

Found iedy’s alt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1323889578901246034/image0.jpg?ex=677627c0&is=6774d640&hm=747d822c83fcfc0f3afdefa9e24735194147f589898f7fdda2910e461154c0bb&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1323890378583183392/image0.jpg?ex=6776287e&is=6774d6fe&hm=4b7358ed40eac672c10bec56a586b1eea0b30bb125373da4814a1593be782b47&

[wraith wagon]

in west 306 and a guy starts speaking mandarin

god help me

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qLP9div5kZE?si=1H8Ho-2TSFwvZLnA @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

And thats a rare tech spawn like radio, virtex , vpx

Fututi mortii bsg

[soft coral]

yes

bitcoins too

all the shit

u lost

can't have loot in tarkov anymore

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323848218710380638/1323850063054635129/togif.gif

[soft coral]

Glad you still play it tbh

otherwise I wouldn't have anyone else to shit on

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

classic

wait iedy

do u think the new helmets count as armor for that one quest

[stark torrent]

i think they should

[wintry ridge]

did they add any new rigs

isnt the black armored one new

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

cock uzi mag

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

now where my MG36 cock and ball mags at

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shcoked-gif-27654754

[junior inlet]

"I don't care WHO BSG sends i'm not ignoring the patch notes!"

[fathom verge]

Nothing good comes in twitch drops anyway, but still

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-disrespect-desk-slap-slam-mad-gif-18781961

HE SPAWNED ON OTHER SIDE OF USEC CAMP ON WOODS

ARE YOU FUCKING

whatever

[fathom verge]

Smh, camping? A hunter of your talents?

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ivy4NCXiLC8?si=5bqgxcCIVSPzP-k4

[soft coral]

I like how its always only streamers

game legit being developed around them

what a way to kill it

at the end you'll have like 100 ish streamers playing it and nothing else

@wintry ridge @fathom verge @junior inlet @ancient marsh @stark torrent @dapper grotto @fast garden @compact knoll

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

500 in the case of my friend

man got unheard for me and himself

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

is he retarded?

[dapper grotto]

yes

[wintry ridge]

generous

[dapper grotto]

also that

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[fathom verge]

Holy shit I didn’t even realise unheard was 250 euros

[soft coral]

mm tape

[ancient marsh]

fucking kill yourself

[soft coral]

I like that name

[fathom verge]

The EOD warrior fears the white name

Standard edition users are very dangerous

[ancient marsh]

spawned somewhere near usec and ran to the stash in the powerlines and camped there

inbred freak

[soft coral]

Brother

as a wise man once said

[soft coral]

"you move , you die"

[stark torrent]

Player scav jumps around and shoot around me

I magdump him and kill him , loot him clean and spit on his grave

best 0.9 fence rep i spent

[fathom verge]

Happens a lot on factory

[ancient marsh]

that moved even further back into landmines and killed my friend

actual fucking freak

[fathom verge]

If you’re looting the gun in the shower room stall

[ancient marsh]

disgusting pdf

[soft coral]

OK BUT ITS YOUR FAULT

for playing the game

[ancient marsh]

[fathom verge]

Usec camp sucks because everyone’s camping people tryna unlock ref

[soft coral]

usec camp is only good if you spawn next to it

[fathom verge]

Yes, because if you do YOU can camp it

[soft coral]

Other than that its a battle zone

[ancient marsh]

mid wipe nobody gives a fuck about it

which is strange

most loot on the entire map

[soft coral]

northern part of woods in general

anything past the mill

usec , bunker , the crashed convoy , sunken village , the mountain side on the back(kind of) , regular village

chock full

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral the new bunker is good too

[soft coral]

ye i know theres some new things there

[dapper grotto]

they also added a new bunker close to village with a marked circle

shits got giga sauced loot

[soft coral]

woods proving to be the best map

time and time again

can't beat it

been saying it for years

[dapper grotto]

they also added tank bat spawns this patch

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

as if the map wasnt good enough already

[fathom verge]

Probably realised no one was running it and boosted the loot for it

Some reason loot on streets gets nerfed half way through the wipe..

[wintry ridge]

nerf loot and make the map run bad

[fast garden]

Rip the marked keys every other raid but it’s still loaded down there

It was literally a combo loot split of bloody rusted key loot spawns and lighthouse quality tool spawns

[stark torrent]

key spawns were nerfed a few hours after sadly

you cant find marked and shit anymore there

maybe extremely rare

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

but the rest of the loot is good you can fill a bag just from there and extract

[dapper grotto]

godfucking dammit every time

BSG YOU CUCKS

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh GLorious got ratted by an Emissary in the bushes outside dorms , he was proned

ggs

[wintry ridge]

bsg does this all the time its so tiring

mfs make the loot good enough to make the map worth playing

[stark torrent]

well to be fair it made little sense to have that area with marked keys just like that

it was too easy

[wintry ridge]

then nerf it SO heavyhanded the map isnt unplayable but like

[dapper grotto]

i swear reserve lighthouse streets every pissig map

[stark torrent]

imo just add fucking marked keys to BOSSES

THEY ARE 8%

Killing a boss rn should be rare and rewarding

pls

[wintry ridge]

they make the map into like 3 lanes

because theres no loot outside those lanes

or lighthouse is like 2 lanes

[stark torrent]

LH has poor design i agree , the WT should just be like snoreline

in the middle

[dapper grotto]

best we can do is a half eaten snikers bar after you used 1M rub of ammo and meds killing glucose

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll

ggs

[wintry ridge]

bosses should always drop either THEIR item and a labs access card

[stark torrent]

Indian Birdeye

[wintry ridge]

or if not their item, some random high value key

[ancient marsh]

my friend got trolled so hard by a pl15 on reshala

[wintry ridge]

gulkar would be key 100% of hte time

[stark torrent]

eh you can use cultist circle for the pistol and killa / tagilla helmet

just put their statue in it

[wintry ridge]

idk how to explain it but looting doesnt feel fun

[stark torrent]

and it 100% gives you their item for the first try

[wintry ridge]

scavs death loot and filing cabinets feel like the best loot containers

everything else is so flooded with garbage its unreal

[ancient marsh]

i bartered that ledx for 100 m995 with my friend

[wintry ridge]

open a weapon container and get a 220cm m4 barrel for the 20th time in a row despite there being like a thousand other items in the pool

@stark torrent give bosses thermals

easy high value item that you can't just shove up ur ass to hide

reward for killing a boss

btc is nice too but you can find a btc anywhere

flir is more fun to get dropped anytime

[ancient marsh]

regular scavs alrdy have them

did you play this wipe

i almost got taken out near extract by saiga 12 scav through 17 layers of winter fog

why he look so 47 chromosome

😭

[wintry ridge]

when

i know flir on playerscavs but like

[ancient marsh]

in general

ai scavs

[wintry ridge]

vro give bosses SOMETHING WORTH LOOTING

PLEASE

they never spawn and they drop garbage 80% of the time

wipe reshalas guys and the most you get is their shitty BP 5.45 ammo

maybe an altyn if you roll insanely lucky

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll is cock helmet still not allowing headsets?

[wintry ridge]

nope

[stark torrent]

nah , shit is useless

[fathom verge]

Boonie hat on top

[dapper grotto]

since when the fuck are pest mask 124K

[ancient marsh]

fence

[fathom verge]

Fence is a price gouger

[soft coral]

that last name

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @wintry ridge @soft coral me and my friend got into a fight with a guy and he called us the F slur

[vivid dawn]

French

Ohhh noooo

[exotic vector]

when he's not roaming around tarkov, he offers free tech support for your bitcoin farm

[ancient marsh]

we killed them both but we got both our stomachs shot off

luckily we had enough food and water to get to car

i had a blacked head so hunger damage kills me

thank you for the FIR salewa fucking losers

🖕

[soft coral]

I kinda wanna shit on company time

but I'm not allowed

since our schedules are strictly followed blya

[vivid dawn]

Cant even shit on Tarkov on Company time

[stark torrent]

ivan is slave of the system

[ancient marsh]

had a headshots daily so i locked in

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-gif-10550297288601576464

[late oasis]

updated game and loaded up a zero to hero wish me luck

[ancient marsh]

i hope you blow up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1323711587105636412/peepoClap-4x.gif

[late oasis]

hell eyah les goooo

[ancient marsh]

oh spt

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[late oasis]

i aint givign any money to that god aweful company DD butyeah fika will be added soon for coop 😄

and sain cuz gotta try hard fr

[ancient marsh]

won't give money
plays mod that needs the entire game to work

[late oasis]

yeahh, youd otn need the game homie XD

game is optional XD

[soft coral]

@late oasis why are you gey?

[lyric cairn]

Yeah lets not talk about that in here

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @wintry ridge look at this absolute anus obliteration

[ancient marsh]

it is if you're a pirate

[late oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-lady-gaga-oh-well-gif-10175568193493237529

[ancient marsh]

you say game shit but you literally steal what the devs made to play the mod

[soft coral]

I'm sorry for your loss

[late oasis]

who said game was bad?

[lyric cairn]

So you're just not buying the game even though you like and enjoy it in SPT?

[soft coral]

LOL

brother

oh you innocent child

[late oasis]

it do be but i aitn gonna say it XD

[late oasis]

nto really, i do enjoy playign wgame with friends,

[compact knoll]

He actually bought arena

Point and laugh

[late oasis]

fggotta start the 0 to hero with a teapot 😄

it was shitty but zerot o hero, XD i only had my pockets and was scared, i mean uhh i was advancign in reverse to cover mhmm mhmm
92k tho to buy a gun XD

[ancient marsh]

hardcore colonoscopy session @compact knoll @wintry ridge

[fast garden]

The bootyhole bandit

[wintry ridge]

without me?

[ancient marsh]

wait

how do i

completion of this quest unlocks the santa gear

[fast garden]

Steal the gear

[ancient marsh]

nvm @fast garden

you needed to accept quest

and i forgor

[fast garden]

I haven’t played any arena yet so

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent you free?

[compact knoll]

there are 7 quests

[ancient marsh]

hey the rewards are good

[compact knoll]

eh

mid

[fast garden]

I think I’m gonna do the Khorovod shit later

Since bear drip wins again

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @wintry ridge @soft coral @stark torrent i see the memory leak issue on arena isn't fixed cause my entire fucking PC bluescreened at the end of a game

i swear to god if i didn't get my rewards for that hard fought win

[soft coral]

why the fk are you playing

[ancient marsh]

so you would complain, fat bulgarian bastard

🖕

[soft coral]

not me who got a bluescreen

sucks to be you

I hope you lose your gear

❤️

[ancient marsh]

is you living in tarkov channel

[soft coral]

said the guy getting angry in fucking arena

can't go lower than that mate

the lowest of the low

[fast garden]

Axel guide for khorovod mode is just him getting carried

[ancient marsh]

based and chad

[stark torrent]

uh yeah so this is how i did it : 5 man from his chat

ok

[fast garden]

Literally like bro

Fuck that imma solo this shit

[ancient marsh]

i hate early wipe events

im too broke to bother

i hate late wipe events

i can't bother playing

[stark torrent]

this one is ass especially since you need to allocat 2-3 hours

for the whole event

like bro

fuck that

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent and will meet xiao

[untold harness]

Its like the Sheef marathon thing he was like "wow it adds to much to the game and is so cool"

every clip is him being escorted by 4 other people

[fast garden]

Dude streamers are such cucks

[wintry ridge]

yeah

"woah this event is awesome"

carried through it by 4 viewers

[fast garden]

“First kappa this wipe” every key from chat

[untold harness]

Viewers those mfers literally paid him lmao

[wintry ridge]

"game is too easy bsg please make it harder" says the mfs who literally play it 24/7 as their jobs

[untold harness]

Imaging paying to lick taint 😔

[fast garden]

Says the people who play it for them

[soft coral]

streamers when 90% of their chat join the raid to stream snipe and help them with quests

and drop them kits

[wintry ridge]

its so insane how streamers viewers just parrot their takes on reddit

[soft coral]

pula mea matii

[wintry ridge]

like lil bro think for urself

[ancient marsh]

say the PVE players

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

alo 200 watts

we're taking off

[wintry ridge]

hideout items is good if you have 4 mans dropping you shit you need

[stark torrent]

200w is nothing

[soft coral]

how is the fan speed 1300 I dont evne hear it

what

feels good to be boujee

[stark torrent]

the fucking i9 whatever the fuck draws 230w

[soft coral]

ok but thats intel

[stark torrent]

cook my christmas dinner on that cpu

[ancient marsh]

bro in no universe needing like 111 ESLamps is fun

cant even bulk craft

it's so cancer

[soft coral]

if i get the x3d or whatever bullshit I'll most likely need a new PSU

blyaaa

[ancient marsh]

bulgaria space heater

[soft coral]

wait is that cpu am4?

[wintry ridge]

real

[soft coral]

frota alo

[wintry ridge]

"yeah bro its so easy"

doesnt need to find the items themself

[wintry ridge]

hivan

[ancient marsh]

yeah bro it's so easy
3000 raid wipe, hideout still not finished

[soft coral]

samantha does this

[ancient marsh]

alt account

[soft coral]

probably

[fathom verge]

Aint that just like... All tarkov content creators

[soft coral]

omg the calls stopped

finally I can rest

[ancient marsh]

no not rly

[ancient marsh]

the voices quieted down

[fathom verge]

[soft coral]

what is this vram clock

jesus

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll randomly the memory of Tigz using the nerfed PK06 in arena and saying "nah it's not that bad guys" and this image popped into my head

@wintry ridge @soft coral

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????????

850k + 150k = 1 mil right?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

LIKE

I HAVE RECEIVED LIKE 7 DIFF FUCKING ERRORS

LIKE

GIVE ME MY FUCKING ROUBLES

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

NOW MY DAD GOTTA RISE FROM THE DEAD?????????? @soft coral @wintry ridge @stark torrent

bro i went to tarkov arena reddit to see if anyone is having similar issues and the last event quest gives 1 singular rouble

[soft coral]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

its so boring at work I've muted my mic and just listening to spotify @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

thank you so much for the info

[stark torrent]

my pmc is still 4 levels behind so every quest i do is pointless i just lose the xp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323848218710380638/1323850063054635129/togif.gif

[soft coral]

yesterday I had dream I was playing tarkov for new years

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

oh NAW

[stark torrent]

is not that bad man

[soft coral]

PF

[ancient marsh]

my arena works fine

[soft coral]

LOL

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

good joke

[ancient marsh]

was lvl 14 before i played it today

[soft coral]

solid 10/10 iedy

[ancient marsh]

nightmare you mean?

[soft coral]

yes

sorry

[ancient marsh]

rare and common twitch drop

sewing kit
surv12

I DONT CARE WHAT SURGERY KIT YOU GIVE ME
I AM NOT BUYING UNHEARD

[soft coral]

you got eod?

[ancient marsh]

hell naw

[soft coral]

alpha?

[ancient marsh]

hell yeah

[soft coral]

real , same

I like how

we've reached the point in tarkov where more and more people with white alpha container names are considered cheaters

[ancient marsh]

...eod accounts are no longer available?

[soft coral]

no idea

but I just find it funny

[ancient marsh]

no i meant that's the reason

[soft coral]

streamer gets killed my white name
yeah hes cheating

[ancient marsh]

also white name is cheapest

literally base game

[soft coral]

if i join and kill a squad I must be hella cheater then

[fathom verge]

Squadheads cannot handle the Solo mosin man

[soft coral]

bruh why is there only fat bitches on tinder

[fathom verge]

Shadowbanned lol

[soft coral]

I'm tryna match with a woman not a fucking loading container

[fathom verge]

600 Flea rep ong

[ancient marsh]

pve

right?

no flea on rn

[fathom verge]

must be

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

yeah arena is fine for me

[compact knoll]

worth every rouble

[stark torrent]

[fathom verge]

Goes hard

[tribal dawn]

i'm filled with arena cases but cant open till workbench 2

[ancient marsh]

NEW ARENA BUG GUYS @compact knoll @stark torrent

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

TRANSFER EXCEEDED

I DIDNT SEND A SINGL FUCKING ROUBLE TODAY

DUMB CUNT GAME

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

If it looks weird literally just reset game

[ancient marsh]

does he know

[fast garden]

Probably not I haven’t played arena

Overdraft fees xal

The ref credit company is gonna come steal your junk box now

Man I really want winter drip

Khorovod can’t be that bad solo, It’s only 6 consecutive payday drill defends in the center of avid PVP maps that you must transit between without resupply. I’ll prolly be fine

[ancient marsh]

at start of wipe without flea

[fast garden]

Yeah I’ll be aight

Gonna grab a UMP and like 600 rounds

Hm actually I might want something with a fast repack speed

[compact knoll]

ah?

[ancient marsh]

worst idea ever

25 shot mag

[winged mica]

Me when I loaded 7 mags of MP5 just to find out 25 out of 30 mag refused to pen an ULACH

Me when FMJ

[fast garden]

Skissue all my best clips are with the UMP

God’s caliber

[soft coral]

Peak

[fathom verge]

Good

I wish all snipers on the woods mountains a very pleasant snowstorm

Eat my ass, but you’ll struggle finding it through your iced up scope

[stark torrent]

bro is on everest

[soft coral]

he is in romania after fireworks

[stark torrent]

29 player scavs @dapper grotto @fast garden

[rough sphinx]

One grenade or missclick would send them in a frenzy.

[fast garden]

Why

Are there

So many

[fathom verge]

On reserve?

That’s weird I had the same thing the other day

My theory is that the server is taking all the people queuing for a reserve scav raid and just putting them all in one instead of spreading them out

That or there’s not a lot of reserve raids rn, which doesn’t surprise me because reserve sucks

[dapper grotto]

example fucking A why i dont play reserve

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_7LJgMi_8k

[fast garden]

banned

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1138533838453211206/nofuel.gif

Lock In

servers down to 10 minutes cause update

i go to extract

kill 2 pmcs

i loot them

immediately get killed by a 8500 hour cuck

that was running setup kit without armor

bro had like 35% survival rate

he dont care

my man was like a freight train

also player scav m700 spawns with vudu as well now

cause thats what we needed , scavs with better gear than PMCs

[fast garden]

someone just said they can spawn with the reap too

[hallow stream]

tip 1
dont play

[fast garden]

yes this happened to me

servers just fucking died

[fathom verge]

Bro finally escaped

[fathom verge]

Silver lining? Farm sniper scavs on customs scav roadblock or woods

[compact knoll]

damn

loaded

ps ammo too

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov redditors will see this image and still claim that fog is realistic with a personal anecdote to back it up

[untold harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY-0c91hDvk

Has this guy ever had a good opinion

[untold harness]

Sounds like a skill issue mate

simply sweep your sectors

[compact knoll]

Idk i like this wipe, its fresh

But

It feels like nikita just had an idea

And they decided to implement it last minute

Like

You cant trade a lot of keys

So you have to find them

Gunsmith is just straight up locked

Also stash space for standard accounts is just impossible now

Im struggling with eod

[fast garden]

NO LMAO hes my favorite person to make fun of

i like this wipe a lot tho

[untold harness]

I havent been playing it

[compact knoll]

Tarkov is the best of all extractions shooters

And yet it has the shittiest devs

[lucid zodiac]

I found ledyx on the quest private clinic at therapeta, I don't know if I should take it or not.

[compact knoll]

Yeah do it

Thicc case will get you a lot of space

[fathom verge]

L

[willow canyon]

Man

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

night time snow woods my beloved

[soft coral]

ah yes ... the cordon

[wintry ridge]

they cooked with these drops honestly

throwing out aesas and shit for FREE WITH FIR status

😻

[soft coral]

Sadly they didn't cook with the rest of the game for the past 8 years

contract wars was better designed than this shit bro

[wintry ridge]

honestly they just need to make arena more like that game

give GP coins for killstreaks and shit

let you earn weapon skins

carry those skins over to live tarkov

no joke that would like actually make arena be so lively

if you could only earn skins in arena thru gameplay

[soft coral]

absolut soft cooked with CW back in the day

Considering it was a browser game

[wintry ridge]

like winter camo m4 or some spraypainted camo

[soft coral]

in CW you had a daily spin

with 3 free spins

could get money , weapons and much more

[wintry ridge]

my issue with arena is how weapons have no reason to use one over the other except for stats

like in cod you'll jump thru weapons all the time to earn mastery camos and daily challenges

[soft coral]

ok but

we all know arena is garbage

no point in playing it

[wintry ridge]

im saying they could fix it

literally just add mastery camos to weapons you can carry over to live tarkov

[soft coral]

they could fix tarkov as well dude

but they won't

we've been through this talk 100 times by now

the game is not going to improve

Neither of the games are

[wintry ridge]

that would 100% make arena more popular with players

[fathom verge]

At least arena puts the skill difference in players into perspective

Watching your entire team get wiped because they all ran down one corridor

[stark torrent]

+50 hp oh my god this changes everything

[pseudo storm]

Only $5.99!

[stark torrent]

5v5 is cansur

[fathom verge]

Do they stack

[stark torrent]

i only play ffa as it was intended

good clean fun

[fathom verge]

Im a slave to the task

[stark torrent]

use whatever gun etc

[wintry ridge]

[fathom verge]

Not the christmas one because fuck Checkpoint though

[stark torrent]

i reset all my tasks for ffa or checkpoint

[wintry ridge]

i will play arena when they add the fuckin PVE wave mode

[fathom verge]

FFA is pretty sick

[wintry ridge]

i just wanna sit with homies and spray down AI

[fathom verge]

They shoulda kept the zombie mode from end of last wipe...

[wintry ridge]

next halloween they should do thezombie mode but like

only woods

and have em be wendigos or some shit

[fathom verge]

Cod zombies but in Tarkov

[wintry ridge]

spooky mf creatures

[fathom verge]

Gotta start with a pistol and get weapons out a box

[wintry ridge]

streets zombie pve mode

cant start with loot

gotta get to interchange

[wintry ridge]

not pve

marathon

[lucid zodiac]

Disinformation

[wintry ridge]

zombies should drop GP coins and you can roll for loot at transitions to levels with em

[fathom verge]

The issue with Win x amount of matches with Y class is that if i get into the match and they take the 2 slots for that match i no longer have incentive to try

Sure ill play shotgun enforcer on a huge open map

[wintry ridge]

use slugs lil vro

saiga 12 with RIP rounds is so silly

hit legs like 2 or 3 times adn they're toast

even at like 50m

[fathom verge]

I don;t Wanna play enforcer

[wintry ridge]

enforcer gets silly p90 tho

[fathom verge]

I’m not a team player, I just want my quest items

[willow canyon]

yummy 7n39

[wintry ridge]

vro customs is unplayable

actually unplayable

"server connection lost" mfs

[willow canyon]

tarcock servers week 1 of the wipe

[wintry ridge]

not even that

expansion nuked customs for me

my pc like explodes on loading in

worked fine last wipe

[hallow stream]

I used to get 120 fps on customs

Now I get 60

They ruined the fucking map

Like not exactly but the fps is ruinedddddd

Some fucker placed a garbage bag in a random corner of the map and the bat has 6 trillion polygons

Its unity engine fault doe says nikita

[fathom verge]

The map is absolutely way better

But yeah its tanked how it runs

The new Interiors are super cool though

[wintry ridge]

8 billion polygon graffiti

AND they fucking ruined bronze pocket watch

theres like 8 more angles that can camp it now

its so ruined

[next temple]

I did it in middle east servers and even then I needed 3 tries to do it

[hallow stream]

I quit the wipe cause the servers ruined a really good raid I had

I was gonna get like 400k roubles off the raid but nope

Tarkov servers

Gg

[fathom verge]

Who would do such a thing...

[wintry ridge]

i need those nuts

my hideout hungers for FiR parts

[fathom verge]

My PMC is a machine that turns FIR parts into entirely useless baubles

(I die many times)

[hallow stream]

The tarkov servers are a machine that turn really good raids into rollbacks

[willow canyon]

whar year is it?

[native crypt]

84 looks like

[willow canyon]

literally 1984?!

[native crypt]

Yeah

[fathom verge]

Back in Afghanistan...

[soft coral]

Afghan soldier type shit

[native crypt]

Gotta use subsonic ammo to

[late oasis]

quietly reads chat and isntalls the must needed mods to make tarkov playable https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/2488-archon-s-anime-traders/

[willow canyon]

i am (first round is T-45 because i'm lazy)

[stark torrent]

fuck out of here

[willow canyon]

I also have a PB in my holster

[native crypt]

Drum mag pb my beloved

[fathom verge]

84 9x18 rounds. Statistically you’ll hit him in the face eventually

[native crypt]

It's fun too

Thing obliterates scavs with sp7

Stupid quiet to

[willow canyon]

or just become a leg muncher with sp7

[native crypt]

Use it to pop lights during night raids

Use to do that with a tokarev

[willow canyon]

Though if you play spt with the realism mod then pst is the way to go

[willow canyon]

poor fella got slaughtered all those years ago

[native crypt]

That's overpressure ammo dog

I don't think it will cycle good in the pb

Could be wrong though

[willow canyon]

it was one of the pp-91s that has a fit with pst

PM and PB are totally cool with it

[native crypt]

Yeah kedr and kedrb couldn't run op

[wintry ridge]

hiiii @late oasis

😻

[late oasis]

hihi fruity 😄 https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1037505601024041081.webp?size=128

[willow canyon]

the klin shreds in spt realism if you can handle the durability burn

[wintry ridge]

[native crypt]

Need me that double stack makarov

[willow canyon]

50 pen and 60 damage is enough to 3 tap pmcs if you hit soft armor

or just shoot them in the face since face protection is basically useless

[native crypt]

The skier special 366 rips with eko

Or apm

[willow canyon]

105/58

AP-M downsides aren't worth it

[native crypt]

Yeah that with the full auto vpo is nasty

[willow canyon]

more or less the same as a meta akm

though 100 damage and 50 or so pen at lvl 1 traders is crazy

[native crypt]

Yup

This and ppsh are a hoot and a holler

[willow canyon]

if you get lucky with a trader reset you can get pst at lvl 1 prapor

[native crypt]

Honestly I'd get back into spt if they made a mod to add a optic mount on the ppsh

Maybe hose clamp a laser and a light to it

[willow canyon]

spongebob tape a xps onto the dust cover

[native crypt]

Yes

Poorly welded on pic rail my dearest friend

[willow canyon]

truly

[native crypt]

Made me think of a optic mount for the aps/apb

[willow canyon]

So where are we welding the mount onto

[native crypt]

The um3 mount for it lol

That way you can put one of those bright ass klesh lights

[fathom verge]

6 flashights tied to an APS

[native crypt]

Yes

By the way daily reminder that the obrez can fit into any rig with a 3 slot section

[willow canyon]

shove 4 obrez's into a alpha rig

[native crypt]

Yes

Put acogs on all of them

Actually save one section for the double barrel with ap20 in it

[fathom verge]

Sawn off double barrel is actually goated though

So just fill with those

[native crypt]

Gotta have variety

[willow canyon]

1 with ap-20 and one with magnum buck

[native crypt]

True

Mix them with one barrel ap the other buckshot

[native crypt]

Test drive moment

[fathom verge]

Erm small team pls understand

beta!

[native crypt]

Old capturing outposts

When you had to kill pmcs on the pier of shoreline

[fathom verge]

Kill 10 PMCs in a place no one goes

Hood classic

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rVT7-TJ8ZoY?si=NEY3DWyNctLQNn68

[native crypt]

iirc it used to be 20 pmcs

[fathom verge]

I don't CARE how big the secure case is

I aint doin allat

[native crypt]

The jump from the epsilon to kappa was crazy

[fathom verge]

A man chooses (Not to do Kappa)

a Slave obeys

[native crypt]

Eh I had my fun with it once and that was enough

[fathom verge]

Couldn't ever subject myself to all those tasks that i didn't wanna do

At that level of play i didn't need any container

[autumn estuary]

I'm not sure what irritates me more, the fact that battlestate seem to hate fun, or the fact that the tarkov clones that come out somehow manage to be worse.

[fathom verge]

I pray for a good extraction shooter one day

But i don't dare to believe

[autumn estuary]

I think that's an oxymoron.

[fathom verge]

Nope

[autumn estuary]

Good and extraction shooters just don't belong in the same sentance :P

[fathom verge]

Even COD tried, and it was very mid

Idk what the fuck an arena breakout is

[native crypt]

Chinese

[fathom verge]

Terrible

[native crypt]

Same thing

[autumn estuary]

Guilty admission here: The zombies mode that spun off the cod attempt was kinda neat though.

[native crypt]

I'll take your word for it

I couldn't justify buying the game

[autumn estuary]

I suspect if someone had the dev time for it, they could make a pretty good game using that as their template.

[native crypt]

Did you try the zombies for cold war

[autumn estuary]

Nah, I barely touch cod. I played the zombies for MW3 purely because I got it for free.

The last cod I actually thought was good, was the better part of two decades ago

[native crypt]

The last cod I liked was probably ghosts

The aliens mode was so much fun

[autumn estuary]

The first blops, I think was the last I can say I genuinely enjoyed.

[fathom verge]

It was the last and maybe only one that felt like a really cool story

[autumn estuary]

Oh I lie,

The space cod was unironically great.

[native crypt]

Reminds me of playing waw coop campaign with my dad

Great fun

[autumn estuary]

Aye, that was a great time

[native crypt]

They need to make games like that again

That or the cod 4 multiplayer using the rpd with stopping power ripped

[ancient marsh]

[native crypt]

Used to stay up with the boys drinking and playing the og mw3 multiplayer for hours

[native crypt]

There's a playboy bunny one to

[fathom verge]

Pretty certain thats Jill valentine from Resident evil

Like how the bearded guy in the tarkov art is an edited still from the Show vikings

[native crypt]

Good she's fine

[fathom verge]

Real

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[fathom verge]

That thing, your lightblubs, give it to me

[stark torrent]

they increased Arena rewards again after they realised nobody plays that shit game

[ancient marsh]

wait rly?

when

[fathom verge]

My weekly was just be on the winning side of 25 5v5 rounds

for 3 crates of weapons, 200,000 in roubles, a medal and 100 coins

I didn't even have to do anything

I mean the crates are useless to me because i need 10 Light bulbs and 9 wires

but still

[fathom verge]

Felt bad about this one, I shot him a bunch of times and he just... goes prone and tries to wiggle into the snow

Either he didn't see me or he was hoping im the first person in tarkov who feels mercy

[ancient marsh]

so glad i took this piece of shit in

[fathom verge]

Got shootout picnic but now all my Woods runs are suddenly filled with PMCs and scavs are rarer than gold

[wintry ridge]

hiii xalrider :3

[ancient marsh]

👋

@stark torrent @compact knoll @stark torrent

HOLYYYYYYYYYYY

[stark torrent]

Like update was 30 mins ago

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

post-new years shopping spree clarity

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ponkesol-ponke-solana-sol-monkey-gif-13336117848137340827

[stark torrent]

me and @compact knoll on shoreline

3 scavs on the whole map

dogshit

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[brittle sinew]

This just crossed my mind

Is the binaural audio pop still in the game?

The early warning system

[stark torrent]

been fixed since 2 wipes ago

binaural is disabled rn

[brittle sinew]

Rip

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smp9KJob7Xs

[mortal trench]

why is the m4 so much more complicated to take apart than the ak kek

look at all the fucking tools you need

[fast garden]

Why do you think one is more popular around the world than the other

American ingenuity (over complication)

[mortal trench]

even the fucking g36c is easier to take apart and we germans love our overcomplicated designs

[fast garden]

Oh man that would be a cool one for them to do next

I love these videos

[fast garden]

I mean to be fair this is a near full disassembly as opposed to like, common weapon maintenance. Still goofy either way

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://www.instagram.com/reel/DESbitJK9JF/?igsh=MzF5Y3czdXc1aGww

lorinbraticevici

Airbnb with this view

#bucuresti #bucharest #romania #bucurestirealist #easteurope #easterneurope

Likes

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[exotic vector]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smp9KJob7Xs

hit me with the ♻️

[vivid dawn]

♻️

x2

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

where's that meme about mfs who haven't played since 2019 making suggestions about the state of the game

[fathom verge]

I’ve seen some terrible ideas for flea, but limiting it to barter isn’t the worst

The worst was ‘lock flea behind level 41/max level traders’

[ancient marsh]

like

but why though?

who fucking dislikes flea?

deadass

what's the issue with flea?

[fathom verge]

People who never break level 15?

[stark torrent]

i mean those ppl dont even count

[ancient marsh]

don't even count as people

[stark torrent]

if they dont break lvl 15 then they prob dont play at all

[ancient marsh]

if you give opinions that change the entire game when you barely play you legit should be like shot or sth

[lyric cairn]

I feel like the flea is half the game. I don't really see a major issue with flea other than there's a blacklist and BSG doesn't do anything about blatant cheaters.

[fathom verge]

They’re the same issue

They wouldn’t need a blacklist if it wasn’t so easy to cheat

And even with stuff blacklisted you’d still find someone with 600 flea rep selling 400 labs cards

[ancient marsh]

just forbid reselling, like in delta force

if u buy something off flea you gotta bring it into raid to clear the reselling status

[soft coral]

Klean has no right to speak on the state of the game

Bro is dumber than a second grade gypsy

[lyric cairn]

That's a pretty cool idea.

[ancient marsh]

i think it would be justified to send him to Guantanamo Bay

[ancient marsh]

that would just fix the reselling issue, which is a byproduct of no fir status requirement

it's a rly simple fix

which is basically the only issue on flea that exists

[lyric cairn]

Fuck man I'm so out of the loop I forgot you don't need FIR to sell on flea.

[ancient marsh]

that and just technical issues and stuff like captchas

that dont work btw

just exist to fucking annoy you

if they worked nobody would be selling 10k m856a1

[lyric cairn]

Tf you have to solve captchas now? For real?

[ancient marsh]

if you buy something repeatedly

it's a really old system tho

idk how u dont know about this

been in the game for like at least 2 years

[lyric cairn]

Just never bought and sold something quick enough to have it appear, I guess.

[ancient marsh]

it usually happens on high demand items that you don't have time to click "buy all" on

like bolts n shit

[lyric cairn]

Weird I've never seen it, then. But I'd say my total Tarkov obsession while playing live only lasted a couple months.

[wintry ridge]

fleabought should be a tag

[ancient marsh]

it is in deltaforce

[mortal trench]

anybody got the same message?

in it was only a measuring tape

[ancient marsh]

a guy from a diff server did

[fast garden]

Klein is such a bum

[stark torrent]

yeah

[soft coral]

wake up
tarkov still exists

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden @soft coral @wintry ridge @compact knoll

[fast garden]

edging the preset cost

[soft coral]

look at him playing the shit game

hahaha

imagine

[ancient marsh]

this is you ivan

longing for a game you once loved

to be great again

you're not fooling anyone

[soft coral]

I never loved it

fuck this piece of shit garbage

I'd rather eat gypsy shit than play this

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

ye ye

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

wtf is the random tape measure for

[compact knoll]

BRO CMON

[fast garden]

1989massacre?

LMAO

[compact knoll]

this one worked

[fast garden]

huge

enjoy cheater immunity

[compact knoll]

the cheaters upon seeing my name ingame

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[fast garden]

since putting my name as the chinese one

the only times that ive suspected being killed by cheaters are like blanketly obvious ones

pkm through three walls triple headshot shit

its awesome

[ancient marsh]

because of no flea my arena stash looking like this 😭

no gunsmith tasks being done

no mechanic rep

no lvl 2 mechanic

no lvl 2 workbench

cant unlock boxes

[ancient marsh]

I DIDNT FUCKING GET ONE

[compact knoll]

crafting wires rn

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

so i can put illum

and then workbench lvl 2

[ancient marsh]

oh wait i did

[mortal trench]

seems like bsg is helping us out with our hideout 🤔

tape measures are needed for security 1

[ancient marsh]

yeah and i was missing that

also have found 0 hoses

[fast garden]

punisher 2 pov

[mortal trench]

i need 4 fucking bulbs still

this fir hideout is such a crunch jesus xD

i love it

(dont worry about me i love have some slight masochism problems because of dark souls xD)

[ancient marsh]

you're lucky it's only 2 weeks lil bro

[mortal trench]

cant buy them on flea

need to be fir

[fathom verge]

25 PSUs

[mortal trench]

i dont know how im getting even bitcoin at lvl 1

[fathom verge]

Ripping my dick out rn

[mortal trench]

those are a bitch to find xD

[ancient marsh]

yeah just explaining why fir hideout is a dogshit idea

and we're lucky it's only 2 weeks

[mortal trench]

i love this idea in theory

it does its job to prolong the early wipe

[ancient marsh]

artificially and in the worst way possible

[mortal trench]

a whole wipe only fir hideout tho? tuff

[mortal trench]

i mean yeah, but still it does its intended job. not like other things bsg did xD

[ancient marsh]

...but that wasn't the issue why early wipe went by so fast last wipe

like, at all

[mortal trench]

yeah

[fast garden]

holy fucking shit

[mortal trench]

they should put flea back to fir

[fast garden]

i made the mistake of playing fucking reserve

[ancient marsh]

you just make a massive aspect of the game complete dogshit

[fast garden]

i was literally just taken out back by 5 pscavs

[ancient marsh]

nope, just make a new tag that doesn't allow reselling

there

flea fixed

[mortal trench]

i hate that you can basically sit in hideout all day and make millions

[ancient marsh]

FIR flea was dogshit

[mortal trench]

or that

[fast garden]

A FUCKING SCAV HAD BP IN HIS SKS

WHAT

THE FUCK

[ancient marsh]

early wipe reserve has 70 pscavs

[fast garden]

with better fucking gear than me apparently

[fathom verge]

Reserve is a terrible map

[ancient marsh]

people like you for some reason when you like have a pain in your finger want to blow your own arm off with a shotgun

"people are reselling things on flea market and making easy money
make flea fir only again"

[mortal trench]

i got swarmed by ai scavs on customs and woods few days ago, guys just kept on coming like like a fucking clown car

[fathom verge]

God I wish that were me

The struggle of having to kill 15 scavs on woods but I can’t get more than 4 to spawn in any given 25 minutes

[mortal trench]

simple thing really, i dont like people and i want them to suffer

[mortal trench]

you can easily get enough money in tarkov with scav runs anyway... one run 100-200k

[wintry ridge]

i keep saying this shit

just make a fleabought tag

fixed ez

[mortal trench]

been there also

some raids not a single fucking soul anywhere and at other times you wandered into fucking scav central

[fathom verge]

I usually hit the town on woods, and If ive survived that encounter I move off towards the coop extract

Then down to outskirts

But half the time I don’t see a soul beyond one scav in sunken village

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

i did it while doing the safe corridor quest

[wintry ridge]

3 fir toolkits

uh huh

cant even craft em

[fathom verge]

And you need them for quests… (but those don’t have to be FIR)

[fast garden]

yeah i actually grew a brain and have been sitting in the pawns

[hallow stream]

@wintry ridge goofball

[wintry ridge]

[hallow stream]

did you play spt 3.10

frot

[wintry ridge]

no

[hallow stream]

gg

was gonna ask for some mod recommendations but thats joever

can't stand fucking live servers shitting themselves every 5th raid I am in

makes me want to punch thru my monitor and start tearing BSG developers to shreds

[pallid bolt]

this is my modlist

mostly vanilla aside from the WTT

AI improvements

[compact knoll]

whats the blurred one little bro

[pallid bolt]

Weasel tweaks AIO, which is sort of like Realism-lite in terms of meds and food, and Raid Overhaul