💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

it got mostly better for me, the frame drops and packet loss is everyone

but everyone i play with it got worse for

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent if u wanna play tarkov we can also use steam's voip

it's not that bad actually, it was insane latency when discord got blocked but it's good now

it was like unironically 5 seconds

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277472023932567596/1284357072342749194/attachment.gif

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll this mf asked me like 4 times if im gonna play wipe

and doesn't wanna play

[dapper grotto]

use ingame voice coward

[soft coral]

The biggest piece of game

[fast garden]

nikita idgaf if no one else is queueing streets just put me in

let the pscavs have something to do

[fathom verge]

Hows everyone finding the wipe so far?

With the FIR hideout upgrade requirements

[stark torrent]

It's different , pretty good so far , issues are i have a lot of junk because i am waiting to find that one item

[mortal trench]

damn good work man

[lyric cairn]

I think I'm gonna end up like you. I'm just gonna come into this channel to say this game is dogshit.

[soft coral]

good

u should

[fast garden]

early reserve is fucking hell i forget everytime

[fathom verge]

I aint ever going to reserve before i get a RR

Its extracts always mess me up

[fast garden]

if flea was open that would be an option as i have jaeg 3

[soft coral]

fk reserve

[fast garden]

but its not

me an my homies hate reserve

[soft coral]

good

[fast garden]

sitting in the basement for my 10 kills for skier

https://tenor.com/view/deji-meme-twan-gif-9487801896366416597

[fathom verge]

I usually just walk in and out via the side doors and they spawn every couple times

[fast garden]

well i was non consentually spitroasted by pmcs so

ratnik saved me from like 3 rounds that raid

oh well

dunno why that lvl 5 with 300 hrs has a g36 with insane attachments and lasered me like that

[fathom verge]

Me when arena

Damn maybe I should go play some arena for practice, Im getting cooked this wipe

[fast garden]

half of my kills and deaths are ttvs

ones that havent streamed for like years ofc

and i died to suddenlytoast

[ancient marsh]

the cheater?

[fast garden]

yep

[ancient marsh]

classic

[fast garden]

he had a cam on his head lmao

he then killed his teamate at exfil

[ancient marsh]

all tarkov player know is play scav, press F and die to hacker

[fast garden]

bc he is shit

[fathom verge]

Its so over

PMC turned the corner, i had his angle, cursor on his head.

Click

click

Mosin was empty

[stark torrent]

servers

[fast garden]

uh oh

[ancient marsh]

WHAT

@stark torrent tarkov when @compact knoll

im bored

playing arena account prepping rn

[stuck latch]

Is it worth playing offline tarkov?

[fast garden]

arena has acc link issues again btw

[fathom verge]

Dies of death

[dapper grotto]

you mean official PVE or SPT?

[fathom verge]

wipe drops
bug
fix bug
wipe again
bugs back

[dapper grotto]

one of the games of all time

[stuck latch]

Official pve

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-its-mid-ugly-nah-gif-19839131

SPT is better

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOK

[dapper grotto]

if you like base tarkov but dont want to deal with the BS pvp i would say so

[stuck latch]

Gotcha ty

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

@compact knoll @soft coral @stark torrent

PBP STANDS FOR POINTLESS BULLET PURCHASE

[fast garden]

bro what are you using

oh

yeah checks out

bro shooting class 5 armor with a 38 pen round

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden i will pen your asshole

raw

no jacket

[fast garden]

youll want more than 38 pen clearly

[ancient marsh]

its enough for your hole

[dapper grotto]

best 9MM ammo btw

[fathom verge]

|This freak is freakin out

[fast garden]

pmc moment

what is blud up to

[ancient marsh]

what gun even is that?

[fast garden]

ak12

wait

what the fuck

thats a saiga 9 i thin

with the new handguard

[fathom verge]

Yeah

It’s a saiga 9 with no dust cover

[ancient marsh]

no? why is the charging handle on the left side of the gun

[fathom verge]

It’s… left handed?

[ancient marsh]

no?

[fathom verge]

It absolutely is a saiga 9

Idk what to tell you

Oh wait yes I do

[ancient marsh]

is that on live?

[fathom verge]

Yeah

Yeah, I don’t do Pve

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll i just realized i cant find the new .300 blk AK in arena

why?

why leave out the only cool thing being added?

neither is the TRG in

the new .338

thank god they added 4 different desert eagle variants

[fast garden]

i didnt think arena got new stuff

just stuff from last wipe

does the mpx have this supressor and barrel

[ancient marsh]

not all of the new stuff

like half of it for whatever reason

there's the new aug attachments from last wipe

@fast garden post a pic of live mpx no attachments

[fast garden]

yeah the snowman update right before wipe was what it got

it didnt get the stuff from this wip

does it have that x on the reciver

it looks different in arena i think

in raid rn

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden just put the default mpx icon from live server in the bag lil bro

like this

[fast garden]

im in a raid i will when im out

thats def the old one tho

new one is more silvery

[compact knoll]

may yo get vaporised by a scav

armit lead slug

[fast garden]

knowing the track record on reserve yeah

HOLY PACKET LOSS

[stark torrent]

i really thought BSG pushed both Arena and Tarkov on the same patch but Arena is always behind

Why the fuck do they do that is beyond me

[fast garden]

they are stupid

im just gonna have to do safe corridor in 3 months whatever

fucking no one on that map

[fathom verge]

Nikita needs new balenciaga so they had to go get that instead of keeping arena up to date

[stark torrent]

nikita needs some ass action

[fast garden]

@ancient marsh

LOOOK

nikita is a fuck who doesnt keep parity

the new barrel and supressor are lvl 2 pk

mpx is fucking cracked

[compact knoll]

i mean

im running good ak builds lvl 2

idk about the handguard tho

[fast garden]

i love that handguard

its insane how many good attachments you get at lvl 2

like you can make perfectly good guns at lvl 2

and then optics at 3

[ancient marsh]

100k build to shoot fmj

@compact knoll did you do the arena event quest?

gives like 1 mil

just needs u to play 4 games

[stark torrent]

for level 3 prestige you need to sacrifice your newborn

[fast garden]

pk mission and thirsty

[ancient marsh]

vulkan?

[compact knoll]

yeah

[fast garden]

change of plans not night time

[stark torrent]

PILAD

@compact knoll waiting for the fries to cook

[ancient marsh]

pulok

[fast garden]

this event is a great way to get scav kills on maps

someone else started the event and i just camped above him and got my scav kills

[dapper grotto]

pilad on an mpx

cease this heresy at once

[fast garden]

YOOOOO

[fast garden]

i hit those

[compact knoll]

Whar

[dapper grotto]

at least use a tac30 or voodo like a normal human

[compact knoll]

Tac30

Vodoo

Its either pilad or monster

Choose wisely tarkov man

[fast garden]

yeah bro my fault let me go buy one

[fast garden]

LOOOOOOK

light on beneli

[ancient marsh]

wait what

on arena?

[compact knoll]

Ah

Cool

[fast garden]

lmao no

[ancient marsh]

oh

[compact knoll]

Epic even

[ancient marsh]

then what?

[fast garden]

no lights in arena

[ancient marsh]

why is a light special

[fast garden]

you couldnt do this to the beneli before

[compact knoll]

I stopped using benelli because it feels like it shoots slower than i click

[fast garden]

didnt have option for lights

[compact knoll]

So i just use mp153

[ancient marsh]

it's not feels its real

[ancient marsh]

oops meant

[fast garden]

yeah benelli fire rate is still shit

[compact knoll]

Yeah

[fast garden]

idk why it fires slower than grandpas hunting shotgun

psure the gornasty has better firerate

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll alo

[compact knoll]

2 min ok

[stark torrent]

oki

[soft coral]

I'm back

time to shit on this game

Bismillah

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

what does he mean by back

[soft coral]

I was visiting parents

I was busy being racist with my mom against our gypsy neihgbours

[stark torrent]

[lyric cairn]

[soft coral]

as if you haven't done it

I know you very well

[lyric cairn]

I got sick when the new Tarkov wipe drops. Not a coincidence.

[soft coral]

bro is like my grandma her joints hurt when it rains

@stark torrent

she can predict weather

[fast garden]

80k is the technical value of my starting 74m with the lvl 1 attachments

[soft coral]

Meanwhile late wipe 80k doesn't even cover meds costs

we lost

inflation is real

[pallid bolt]

my barely modded AK-74 or SMG equivalent was always at least 110k

[ancient marsh]

partizan neutral?

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

NEVERMIND? @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

he killed u didnt he

[ancient marsh]

FUCKING

ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHOEVER MADE THIS AI, UNIRONICALLY

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

hes a weirdo

no rep loss for killing him as scav

[soft coral]

I mean

at this point the jokes write themselves

[ancient marsh]

HE RAN THROUGH LIKE 6 SCAVS

WITH ME BEING IN FRONT OF HIM MULTIPLE TIMES

AND LIKE 10 METERS BEHIND HIM

[ancient marsh]

i wish i knew 50 seconds earlier

i could have blown his back out

[soft coral]

I dont even have to do anything

look at him

[lyric cairn]

Classic

[ancient marsh]

im going to bed

I WAS LOOTING A FULL, UNTOUCHED SANTA AIRDROP

THERE WAS A RONIN AND AN OTV

[soft coral]

ayyy dios mio

[lyric cairn]

[soft coral]

ay ay ay

[lyric cairn]

Godspeed

[stark torrent]

i mean just kill him dude he has no rep

penalty

literally free loot

jesus

[ancient marsh]

I am already in bedi

I'm not taking the bait

Love you chat 🥰

Positivity

[stark torrent]

[native crypt]

is the 357 deagle any good ive always just used the 50ae

[ancient marsh]

I am earnestly asking you guys to stop reacting because it vibrates my phone and I am trying to sleep

I have a cold

Blocked sinuses

It's 1:37 am

Have a heart

Thanks

❤️

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent tarky?

[untold harness]

Turns on phone vibration
"hey uhh bros dont react to my messages please ok"

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[wintry ridge]

hi bearkisser

[native crypt]

xal a freak fr

[hallow stream]

I love how xal legit got murdered

then raged

he loves the game but he fucking hates the game but he loves the game

vs the based ivan
game is shit me not play bsg ass

sits in vc alone for 6 hrs streaming elden ring

[dapper grotto]

[willow canyon]

needs a new gpu obviously

[compact knoll]

god what am i doing with my life

i have to be up in 5 hours

[native crypt]

they stole the water

cant have shit on customs

[fathom verge]

Good, customs sucks 🔥

Is the boat extract still a thing even though the water is gone?

[native crypt]

no it was just a glitch and the boat has been converted to a "secret" extract same with one of the zb extracts

[lyric cairn]

I don't see a problem, here

[fast garden]

yall see the quest requirement for the new lapua

[native crypt]

yup

silent caliber and hunting trip

sure love trying to kill shturman

[fast garden]

no the actual requirement

[native crypt]

oh

[native crypt]

boltie kills with thermal/night vision scopes

50 pmcs supposedly

[fast garden]

yep

[native crypt]

me when i larp as a cultist for 2000 raids

might as well just kill birdeye for it

[ancient marsh]

Post-raid clarity

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/e8jGXW

yeah

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll who wanna escape they tarkov

@fast garden

i haven't even played a raid and alrdy lvl 8

[fast garden]

arena still cracked

im lvl 27 and not trying to have sync issues tho

[frosty basalt]

ur performance seems nice

[ancient marsh]

im on scav and the extract isnt working at all

old bunker on sline

that's the one in the mountain right?

almost went MIA

had to go all the way to ruined road

@compact knoll хуесос дундук поставил половину карт за премиумом на tarkov.help

[fast garden]

yeah i am one of like 7 people whos performance got better as opposed to worse

[compact knoll]

Гнида

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/rage-dr-disrespect-slap-streamer-gif-17852503

[stark torrent]

i saw with the corner of my eye half a second before the death

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/kxmOMw

oh yeah this too

[stark torrent]

hahah yeah pestily had this , apparently you can die

[fast garden]

i did in fact die

[stark torrent]

to out of bounds shit too

BSG didnt want people prone in the new area on woods so now nobody can get there

Good fix

[frosty basalt]

What’s ur specs

[stark torrent]

i love when people spend a few hours making posts like these only for BSG do not even give a shit

[frosty basalt]

My game runs like absolute dog shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent come play tarkov

[stark torrent]

i just woke up

[ancient marsh]

good, now you can play tarkov

[fast garden]

good now i can go to bed

[frosty basalt]

My arena is bugged

Says 1.5m transferred

Not a single penny has come over

[fast garden]

arena has sync issues so checks out

[frosty basalt]

Only ornament and gp coins

[compact knoll]

Come play tarkov

[frosty basalt]

Feels retarded man. Just trying to put together some cheap kits

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent what's ur steam name

[compact knoll]

Who's the desperate one now

[ancient marsh]

aight you don't wanna play just tell me

don't ask me like 3 times next time if im gonna play wipe

[compact knoll]

See i would play with you if you were on fucking discord

[ancient marsh]

steam audio works perfectly fine

i played with it already

[crystal musk]

finally able to play tark

lossless scaling is W

[hallow stream]

Never said its a problem

It

[brittle sinew]

My condolences

I hope you get better

[ancient marsh]

?

[stark torrent]

player scav says hello
he shoots me

motherfucker if this is how you wanna end the year , so be it , i bless you with my curse

[fathom verge]

How it is sometimes

I love scav-pmc extracting but

I hate playing the fool

And risking all my shit for that is peak foolplaying

[stark torrent]

no, i was a scav

he whored himself for a toolset

fuck him

[fathom verge]

scav on scav violence is music to my ears

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/buq0PsC0RLw?si=m8joHzIlmWfY8bRQ @stark torrent

he nearly lost it

[fathom verge]

16 morbilion rubles man it hurts to see

All the people I was beating moved to PVE, I used to be upper mid now I’m just mid

[ancient marsh]

i did shooting cans just by killing pmcs

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

Found this old gem where i acted like an AI Scav to steal airdrops at the end

[hallow stream]

Thats fucking gold

[vivid dawn]

[fathom verge]

I’ve had great success using a Scav voice line soundboard

[ancient marsh]

WAIT

@stark torrent QUICK FILL CONTAINERS IS IN THE GAME

have stuff in ur backpack

open a container in stash

and ctrl click

it goes into that container

[stark torrent]

Ye

8 years for such a simple useful feature

[lyric cairn]

Tbh, I love Be the BTR mode

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto

oi what is this

+2 ergo

oh damn is the thing that you dont need to slap it anymore

cause its next to the trigger you just release it on the trigger

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/GdMkabWyIJ

Oh hey its @stark torrent

[fast garden]

[nimble ravine]

is anyone willing to play duo's?

[fast garden]

sr2m with PE ammo

[stark torrent]

Meanwhile 99% loading crash, unity errors, stuck in the ground bug, 20 minute matching times, lower performance and arena desync :

[fast garden]

i fucking hate reserve

i literally loop the entire map

marking shit looting ammo

i have heard NOTHING for 10 minutes and seen ZERO players or scavs

i try to walk in the back connex behind med building and randomly am sniped from fucking nowhere with no audio

apparently it was a loud sv98 that he me in the eyes from behind and with no sound

now i have to go back to survive

[fathom verge]

But have you seen the one where you get desynch stuck in one spot?

[fast garden]

yeah its funny

its literally an old ass cheat except its just a bug now

[fathom verge]

You’re not in the ground, you can loot, shoot, jump etc but you can’t leave the tiny section you’re in

It’s suffering

[fast garden]

if yall remember when the cheaters would freeze the lobby

its that but for one person

or whoever the victim is

[fathom verge]

Meet the new bugs, same as the old bugs

But newer

[stark torrent]

i remember that and i twould show in the console

so bsg removed the logs in the console so people stopped posting it everywhere that there are cheaters

[fast garden]

i love my game dev

they treat me so good

first reserve exfil in god knows how long was a coop

[stark torrent]

i found a ledx and artyom died after

so i literally usain bolted out , proned a bit to get stamina and had a 3 man run past me to extract

my cheeks were so clenched

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/LeJ4kG

HELLOOOOOO

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO

NIKITA

NIKITA

WHAT

[stark torrent]

that railing ate everything

dogshit game

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

split the bullet in two

[fast garden]

bros headache is splitting

i cannot

THOSE WERE THREE HEADSHOTS

HAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOK

AT HIS HEAD

one coop exfil

[mortal trench]

the sag aks are also made up of individual parts now, seems like bsg is ready to make many new additions in terms of part to existing guns

[fast garden]

i will never die to anything normal

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/nRx2wx

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Brother was withdrawing money man , use another clerk

Average american when you invade his private space

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/v8n55O

these clips are a dime a dozen today

holy shit

first shot to the head second to the leg so i cant aim

nikita is politely telling me to play something else

[fast garden]

lool sniper scav trippin

maza4kst

rus streamer

on my na servers

i killed him and i guess hes been looking at other peoples streams since then

lool

400 hour eod acc with every boss kill btw

[fathom verge]

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because OP was already dead.

[fast garden]

[fathom verge]

Flawless game, ready for alpha

💀

Not mine* but, apparently all these keys spawned in the same place

[hallow stream]

he got the god dev balaclava from SPT

[fast garden]

im wondering what that guys post was about

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/3dxJ4O

[next temple]

another machinegun and a tomboy @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

we won

[hallow stream]

is this top 10 famous last words or is this true friendship

[ancient marsh]

oh my god i just busted a little into my pants after sorting my stash and dumping shit into my scav junkbox with the new "hold ctrl and click to add into container" feature

it's all over the screen

@stark torrent @compact knoll

look at this fuckin bullshit btw

commit genocide for salewa

[fast garden]

fren

[fathom verge]

A true friend is the rarest loot in all of Tarkov

[hallow stream]

value the fren

[compact knoll]

i then got desynced

and killed by this guy

[ancient marsh]

1st of all

they done sanctioned your eft server

2nd of all

what are we aiming at

marine where is your designated spotter

he would have told you you are 0.2 inches too far to the left

[soft coral]

based acog user

[compact knoll]

cant see shit

with snow

[soft coral]

youre playing tarkov bro

you want visability?

pay 250$

[fast garden]

that ping is insane

[soft coral]

Bro kills someone

extracts

enters next raid

and the looting screen finally appears

he shoots someone they die tomorrow

[next temple]

Managed another good raid on woods

[ancient marsh]

keep us updated! 👍

[next temple]

Chaplain's Timmy Diary

(I play on middle east servers)

[ancient marsh]

pve you mean?

[next temple]

I shit you not I got killed by a streamer

but tbf when I hear gunfights they are not 5 seconds long but a minute at the least

they are HOUNDING each other there

hey i am hapy

it's fun

[stark torrent]

he is an absolute cunt

he talks as if his game works fine 90% of the time

[fast garden]

yeah but tbf people say some truly heinous shit to him ab the game, idk why he goes on twitter asking like that tho

digs his own grave

[topaz drum]

The Tarkov community is actually fucking crazy for shitting on him constantly

[stark torrent]

thats true tbf i mean what he expects idk

[topaz drum]

Also doesn't help that his English skills aren't that good

[fast garden]

i mean, he speaks solid english atp

[topaz drum]

I just hope they don't crunch for much longer :(

[north lagoon]

Man I hope the armor system gets reverted to how it was with the plate update

[fast garden]

fuck no never again with that shit

[north lagoon]

T’was a good change, what you mean?

[topaz drum]

it's in a good spot now

[fast garden]

i wouldnt say that either

[fast garden]

i could run around with an mcx with whisper and one tap everyone no matter what they had on

[north lagoon]

One plate of armor covers your whole chest, doesn’t sound good to me

[fast garden]

and that update basically doubled the headshot hitbox

exactly like it was again would suck ass

it rewarded sloppy aim

tarkov is not a realistic game, its arcade realism

but right now armor is insane

i still prefer this most of the time to old armor

[north lagoon]

Yeah I agree with the headshot part, it should match the head rather than have a larger hit box around it

[north lagoon]

I’m not arguing on grounds of realism, but more game balance

[next temple]

what the fuck was this scav raid

i found

2 raiders on top

[north lagoon]

Having one plate cover an extremely large area makes high dmg/low pen ammo way less viable and just promotes the existence of a meta, which isn’t good for anyone trying to play the game casually

[next temple]

The guns were stuffed with PP/BT ammo

[ancient marsh]

Probably the worst change yet

Zero reason to run anything above class 4

[ancient marsh]

Existence of gaps makes progression pointless

Why play the game at all if best gear is unlocked at lvl 15 with flea

[north lagoon]

How would it make progression pointless? Even if armor profession was basically null, you still have new weapons and features to unlock by progressing

[ancient marsh]

Ammo and weapon unlocks are completely pointless when fmj ammo has the same effect as m995

There's no reason to progress when every gunfight boils down to whoever can hit the gap or neck and one hit kill when spraying centre of mass

Literal randomness, not skill

[fathom verge]

I just wish I wasn’t being throated as often

[ancient marsh]

Armor rework added that

[fathom verge]

Kill it with an axe then

Head-eyes by any other name would taste as annoying

[north lagoon]

So wear neck armor? If you’re worried about getting hit in a certain area then find an armor with protection there to at least try and cover you. Not just run “meta” slick kits because the armor number is the highest

[fathom verge]

That would be fine if neck armour wasn’t probably…. Vendor 👑 to use

Or buy atleast

25 levels of getting head-throat until you can get penetrated through your neck armour by someone with level appropriate ammo

[north lagoon]

There are lower level neck armors, sure they may be only class 2-3 but it’s still something to cover your ass at least a bit

[hallow stream]

why is he talking like he works on the game

hes just annoyed his devs call him and say "yes sir this bug is fixed sir" and that he has to tick it on his fucking whiteboard that he has a list of bugs on

[ancient marsh]

Neck armor is class 3

Idk how stupid you have to be to make that point

Class 3 is dead day two of wipe

[hallow stream]

also

I quit this month

I had a really good raid on customs

got 2 good ass guns in my slot, 2 in my backpack

raid b4 that just crashed for everyone

[north lagoon]

It’s SOMETHING to help, it’s like a bandaid not a permanent solution

[ancient marsh]

Meta during plate gaps was the Russian ceramic uley rig cause it was literally the best by having no gaps and being class 4, that's how dogshit the system was

[hallow stream]

so after I fucking got out the goated ass customs raid with those 4 guns and like 2 tasks done

the game completely desynced

i got the loot back I had from the crashed raid

[ancient marsh]

Every metaslave ran armor that you got as soon as you unlock flea

[hallow stream]

and I didnt get any loot from the raid I actually got out of

and the fucking tasks also just

didnt complete

game is dog shit

[ancient marsh]

It's not anything, literally most ai scavs will one shot you, this is a terrible argument

[hallow stream]

oh scavs on live are so dog shit

the sniper scavs on top of like the high sylos or whatever the fuck they are on customs

1 of them was legit FLOATING

[fast garden]

wear neck armor lul

[hallow stream]

MID AIR

ALIVE

[ancient marsh]

Like you say "at least it's something" when it's a non-fix to an issue people did not have

[hallow stream]

SHOOTING PEOPLE

such huge amounts of bullshit

like I swear the wipe I played b4 this one did not have sniper scavs having the super power to float

[ancient marsh]

Maybe just so high up it unrenders?

[hallow stream]

nah he was like

let me draw it in paint rq

[fast garden]

if it was the sniper silo tower

its got a new platform

that doesnt render from distance

[north lagoon]

Cool, so people figured out the trade off of armor. Either get smaller area/higher class or larger area/lower class

[fast garden]

ah yes shitty russian armor from afgan is best armor good balance ivan ship it

[hallow stream]

this is what it was like

he was legit

SIDEWAYS

not proned just STANDING SIDEWAYS MID AIR

[ancient marsh]

Higher class was literally useless though

Like it never saved you

I dont know why would anyone want plate gaps

[fast garden]

even with shitty afgan you still got armpitted on every other death

[ancient marsh]

It leads to inconsistent and frustrating gameplay

That's also immersion breaking

Cause you know what breaks immersion?

Being in the fucking loading screen cause you got armpitted with a slug by a scav

And not playing the game for 10 minutes

[fast garden]

at least that shit is over but god i want the neck hitbox gone

genuinely fucking doubled the lethal headshot zone

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden are the armor spawns same as last wipe?

I remember hella good ammo boxes

Ammo sorry

Not armor

[fast garden]

havent gotten any of the arena keys for armor but yes ammo is still insanely cracked

[fathom verge]

Got shot in the ass with buckshot and it somehow broke both my legs, I hate it heeereee

[hallow stream]

ngl what they need to do is just fix the dumbass fucking AI being stupid as fuck

[fast garden]

lighthouse and reserve are loaded

[ancient marsh]

Started wipe today just got outta gz

[fast garden]

same as it was

[ancient marsh]

Yeah basically my point is

[fathom verge]

Worst map 🔥

[hallow stream]

the key to the room where you get the HDD wasnt unlocked and there wasnt a key on the dead body

so I did the thing where you crawl outside the window

on the outside to the next room

[fathom verge]

I’ve always had to do that, I didn’t even know there was a key

[hallow stream]

and legit a scav from like holy fucking far away was tapping me with 100% accuracy

with like a half broken VPO and dog shit ammo

[fast garden]

you literally have to get the scientist body for the task lmaooo

[hallow stream]

I was so fucking mad my rage was uncomprehensible

[hallow stream]

yea but not the key

you just loot it

[fast garden]

ik

[hallow stream]

and it ticks the thing

[fast garden]

shits funny tho

[fathom verge]

The guy in the elevator?

[stark torrent]

You need to find the body to proceed

[fathom verge]

He had a key?

[hallow stream]

there was no key on the body I just went to the outside crawl on windows method

[ancient marsh]

@north lagoon why do you want big plates gone when the game gives you every single tool ever to combat good armor? 42 pen ammo on flea, no class 6 on traders, good ammo is literally everywhere, neck hitbox exists still even
What complaint do you have that's not a skill issue?

[fast garden]

yes 100% every time

[stark torrent]

That quest is very retarded because if u skip a single step u have to go back

[fathom verge]

I didn’t even check

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

and scav just spam snipes me with a broken VPO like wtf

brother in Christ you are like 8 trillion meters away

[fast garden]

and they just buffed m80/bcpfmj

[hallow stream]

on a different map

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

how are you SPAM SNIPING ME

WITH 100% ACCURACY

[ancient marsh]

Bcp looks crazy rn, maybe run that with an rfb early

37 pen

Basically m80

[ancient marsh]

Basically old m80*

[fast garden]

bcp is so funny bc if someone has taken ANY damage anywhere, one tapped to chest

those bleed chances are so fucked up

M80 is still LH revision PK4 btw

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

It’s taking me so long to get to lvl 28 for rfb tho

[stark torrent]

well you can get bcp at jaeger 3 at least

i guess it makes sense

[fast garden]

With new buffed m80 yeah

[stark torrent]

or well idk pk4 is so high up the list its lvl 37

[fast garden]

Bcp is really fucking strong tho

[ancient marsh]

I wonder if that guy is gonna respond BTW

[fast garden]

It’s retarded that you can buy the sr25 and m1a before the rfb

[stark torrent]

m80 had 80 dmg and 41 pen

[ancient marsh]

I haven't had a single person respond yet to this message

[ancient marsh]

Yeah ik

[fast garden]

Because it’s basically a rhetorical question

It’s literally facts

[ancient marsh]

I think it just boils down to "I'm dogshit and drop the game past lvl 20"

They say streamers ruin the game yet they're the skill level equivalent of amoeba

[fast garden]

I mean I genuinely haven’t seen anyone who plays a lot and doesn’t rat have the opinion that it should be reverted,

[ancient marsh]

Streamers are entitled yet people who dont play the game want it to be centered around them

Cause they got a sick rat clip a year ago with pst ammo hitting plate gaps

[fast garden]

Anyone with over 10k followers is an opp

I played 9x21 PE back then during plate gaps

[hallow stream]

I still think a amount of skill based match making should exist

or at least a hour based matchmaking

[stark torrent]

neck hitbox is just shit , i think nikita said it should be made smaller or only have shrapnel from nades and explison maybe kill you ther

[ancient marsh]

Bad opinion, game dies

[fast garden]

Basically shooting m61 from an smg for 70 roubles a round

[ancient marsh]

If ur good ur never getting into a game

[hallow stream]

if you have like under 50 or 100 hrs you just play with ppl who are of that amount of hours

[fast garden]

That’s what low level GZ queue is for

OH YEAH

[ancient marsh]

Chinese hackers will obliterate every timmy, game dies

[fast garden]

I found a pscav on Gz the other day

Actual genuine brand new player

[ancient marsh]

Not every facet of the game needs changing

[hallow stream]

games already dead past week 1 and a half of wipe the timmies are gone

they all on pve now

[fast garden]

The tummies are still on ground zero lmao

[ancient marsh]

Yeah and you wanna kill any prospect of the game growing by putting new players against new account xi lao

[real solstice]

my idea for a tarkov fix is to drop a missile on the database with all of the game data so that nothing can be saved

[hallow stream]

tbh im saying this shit in theory if bsg was a good game development studio

nothing would work ever these fuckers suck

[fast garden]

Praying for one of the orbital titanium rods from cod ghosts to crush bsg data centers

[ancient marsh]

Even then I think it's just gonna be smurfs

I think having randomness in gear isn't bad

[real solstice]

Russia 2028

[fast garden]

The Hellen wong accounts are coming bro

[ancient marsh]

You still have chances to kill overgeares people

[hallow stream]

so you know how theres this thing where it puts smurfs against other players of higher skill than their actual rank

yea

you just do that

[ancient marsh]

And that feeling is the best

[hallow stream]

but you'd need actual good code to analyze their stats and shit

and put them in their actual mmr range where they belong

[fast garden]

I’ve gotten dropped by giga timmies before man

[hallow stream]

and we all know how bsg is with code

[fast garden]

And I’m never mad I know they got so hyped for it

[ancient marsh]

Yeah but for what purpose?

[fast garden]

Like that old landmark clip on reserve of the pistol Timmy killing him is so funny

[fast garden]

None

[ancient marsh]

Like you're really ovwrhtinking a solution for a problem that doesn't exist

[fast garden]

If we ever get group/skill based mm I’m done bro

[ancient marsh]

It's like moving your entire house with balloons closer to the equator rather than turning the thermo stat up

Or just putting socks on

[hallow stream]

you are right I forget tarkov does not need new players and that tarkov is filled with mentally ill degenerates who will keep coming back to the game no matter how bad the state is

the game has no problems

it can keep working the way it does

[fast garden]

Tarkov gets as many new players as it needs this game is fucking niche bro

[ancient marsh]

You dont get new players by putting them against Chinese hackers who are on their 30th acc

[fast garden]

Some people forget that tarkov is a punishing and niche game

[hallow stream]

theres this insane thing called

getting a actual anti cheat

and not battle eye

[ancient marsh]

Not gonna happen sadly

[fast garden]

Gl with that cheaters know the game better than bsg

[ancient marsh]

Unironically

[hallow stream]

yea as I said I am saying most of this in theory of if bsg was a actual good game development studio

which they are fucking not

[ancient marsh]

Remember when Nikita thought the audiopop bug was fixed

[hallow stream]

the 1 tweet 2 days ago

where nikita said

bug is fixed

guy comes back 22 minutes later says its not fixed

and to fuck himself

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-starwars-mind-trick-obiwan-gif-18179863224399663500

[fast garden]

That was a fucking hysterical interaction

[pallid bolt]

why is BCP almost a kilo per bullet?

[fast garden]

Oh fuck since my dad is messing with the router I’m not getting my fucking twitch drops

[pallid bolt]

surely that's a full stack

[fast garden]

That’s a 40 stack

[hallow stream]

ngl doe I cant wait for tarkov 1.0 to drop and the game to just be abandoned and for bsg to make a new game

[fast garden]

The m80 was like 11

[hallow stream]

which is gonna be running on a new spaghetti code like tarkov and the games just gonna be as buggy as tarkov is

[pallid bolt]

tarkov is the beta test for their supposed actual game they wanted to make

[fast garden]

You are more schizophrenic than bag

[fast garden]

Supposedly anyway. Money

[hallow stream]

if I am proved right I will be the next ivan

[fast garden]

If they keep making paid clothing in the store they might just stick with this

That shitty usec sweater is so funny

I want the winter clothes but the event is fucked

[stark torrent]

to nikita's post

you need to spit on that thing to get the sherpa status bro step up your game

retard

[fast garden]

Holy shit

[ancient marsh]

Pipe down, Sherpa is basically discord mod for tarkov

Unpaid labor to make you feel good about yourseld

[fast garden]

“ bro Nikita it’s ok pls give me cuck account for tarkov Nikita I’ll be a good boy for you “

Sherpa shit is ridiculous

[hallow stream]

Do sherpas even get anything besides the "i got on my knees" badge

[fast garden]

Does that guy not realize how retarded he looks

[fast garden]

They get a SHIT TON of stuff for wipe

[hallow stream]

Wtf

[fast garden]

Like TONS of gear and ammo and shit

Actual fucking mountains of god tier shit

[hallow stream]

And they still get the shit their edition gives them?

[fast garden]

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

I think loot drops to keep carry serviceing

[stark torrent]

Yeah , Glorious showed the sherpa care package after they told them streamers will be removed , so he didnt give a fuck and showed it

[fast garden]

Basically

[stark torrent]

you get a lot of salewas, heals, stims even m80 lol

[ancient marsh]

What was kt

[hallow stream]

The cocksucker airdrop goes hard

[fast garden]

I thought there was like m993 and SSA AP and shit too

Like an entire eod inventory amount of system message gear ammo meds and money

[stark torrent]

ye + gear like bags armor helms etc

you get a lot of shit tbf

[fathom verge]

If you don’t slobber Nikita’s smoked sausage you’ll never get to be or stay a sherpa

[fast garden]

Yes you have to ride him like no tomorrow

[soft coral]

BUT HOW SHIT IS THIS GAME

[fathom verge]

Tarkov is somehow the worst game I’ve ever played and also a game I can’t ever really stop playing

Mismanaged is perhaps the better word

[soft coral]

in that case youre just retarded

[fathom verge]

Damn

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-gif-27671564

I kinda don’t care

[soft coral]

well maybe you should

[fathom verge]

Idk about that

https://tenor.com/view/kuririn-gif-20574200

[soft coral]

he doesn't know

[stark torrent]

bro came with the whole fridge in raid

whole christmas table

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-by-guns-shots-gif-13421965

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

classic

[soft coral]

working as intended the fk you complaining about

[fast garden]

I like the cop in megamind with the massive uzi

Ofc I can’t find the scene or I Mandela effected it

[fathom verge]

You sure you ain’t seen an edit 💀

[ancient marsh]

Wrong uzi

[fast garden]

for megamind? doubt

maybe its a different scene i dont remember

[fathom verge]

Who the hell is whipping out the uzi in Megamind though

[north lagoon]

Sorry my internet cut out. Main reasons are that having big plates incentivizes a clear “meta” of just running the highest level plate being the absolute best choice to run every raid. Also makes flesh ammo less worth using unless you’re running let meta, where with smaller plates aiming for uncovered areas while using HP could still kill someone running class 5 with enough skill.

[north lagoon]

Just like a heroin addiction in game version

[fathom verge]

Unfortunately very true

[stark torrent]

well ofc

[stark torrent]

enough skill is headshots

[fathom verge]

What’s worse is that when I’m not playing it I picture myself not getting 420 noscoped by a scav, but heroically carrying my Duo partner’s loot to the river to cast it away

[stark torrent]

if you can headshot someone you can kill anyone with any bullet

that is the true skill

not shoot center mass and hope you shoot through armor

good gear has a purpose

[fathom verge]

Flashbacks to shooting a guy with a helmet in the head with Geksa

He took 3 shots, turned and domed me

I should have just turned and ran away

[pallid bolt]

i think the amount of blunt damage from flesh bullets ought to be increased

like I understand you're being hit in the plate, but if someone shoots you 4-5 times in the chest with like, a 7.62x39 HP bullet, it's going to knock you on your ass and leave nasty bruises

yeah you aren't dead but it should affect your character in some way

aside from just wrap gauze on my pinkie toe and i'm right as rain

maybe contusions from blocked hits from large enough rounds

vision blur or ears ringing or something

[fathom verge]

Your ears do ring but it’s temporary

If they hit a helmet at least

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[north lagoon]

I’ve seen ideas of “vital” areas being covered by a plate hit box, but “non-vital” areas around the plate having damage reduction so that headshot aiming is still encouraged while making thorax kills viable if you can place your shots correctly with the right ammo

[fathom verge]

Which hitbox

Neck?

[stark torrent]

Jaws

[fathom verge]

Damn

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[fathom verge]

Anyone figure out if silent crouch walking at lowest speed is back?

I can hear myself, but I’m not entirely certain anyone else is able to hear it

[stark torrent]

yes

if you are underweight is 100% silent

[fathom verge]

Sick

[north lagoon]

Wrong, all tarkov players are overweight

[compact knoll]

https://tgs.sgp1.digitaloceanspaces.com/animations/1e8f5664.gif

[fathom verge]

They should have made all the PMCs fat and jolly for Christmas tbh

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolith-сталкер-монолит-моноліт-gif-2897425510303898959

[exotic vector]

I freaking hate the fact that Path to Lighthouse is pmc-only on shoreline

[north lagoon]

Must be at least 300lbs to buy standard edition, 400 for anything higher, and 500 to be a tarkov streamer

[fathom verge]

Everyone’s 400 then, almost everyone is an unheard goblin now

The community backlash vs the amount of people who later bought it will never not be funny

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden @dapper grotto

War

https://tenor.com/view/dawa-lucasdawa-md-resenha-edezoid-gif-895938465147927554

[soft coral]

took you 3 business days to die

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

TEH WRONG GIF AHAHAHAH

[soft coral]

ok leg muncher

[real solstice]

Weird seeing this game at both high resolution and framerate

[soft coral]

I mean

best you will get is 1080p

game fps sucks dick on 1440p

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

you really didn't notice him?

[real solstice]

High resolution as in not compressed to hell on twitch or YouTube

[stark torrent]

bro has PTSD

[stark torrent]

no dude

[soft coral]

classic

[north lagoon]

Never saw the need to upgrade from standard, especially to unheard, unless you really want to support the devs its just “blow X amount of $ to have a slightly better advantage which is gonna be made obsolete with how fast people progress anyways”

[soft coral]

you dont move people dont notice you

[fathom verge]

It’s for edge lovers. Because it gives them an edge

[compact knoll]

"slighty"

slightly

[fathom verge]

Yeah the secure case is quite a large boost

[real solstice]

Nikita only fans coming in a couple months

[frosty basalt]

you guys look like ur having fun

thats some intense early wipe combat footage lol

[soft coral]

THey are in fact , not.

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[frosty basalt]

i do not have experiences like that

[soft coral]

all it takes is 1 bad raid

[frosty basalt]

usually its i shoot the first shot and my enemy is dead

or they shoot the first shot and im dead

also, PPSH lovers on LL1

[soft coral]

in order for them to join a raid they have to fight the squad system for 4 minutes and then 3 crashes and 2 errors

[frosty basalt]

ur retarded and i hate you

i tried using that shit

absolute dog water garbage gun

i would rather use an M9A3 with a 30 round mag and green tracers

than use the ppsh again

the ammo stats are misleading

its actually a lot closer on ttakbs to this, dmg 0, pen 0

maybe dmg 1

dumb fucking gun

[fathom verge]

Never jams though!

[frosty basalt]

shut the fuck up 😭

[fathom verge]

Kollontay can’t break this shit

[frosty basalt]

i say this for loyalty level 1

maybe that shit is usable at later loyalty levels

cant even pen a tank helmet

cant pen a bomber beanie

[fathom verge]

Nah the damage never gets much better

You gotta embrace the suck

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[fathom verge]

Hahaha

Punishment for tryna run factory

[fast garden]

yeah

[soft coral]

Battle of autism

realistic gameplay btw

[fast garden]

the vepr hunter with pso and red dot is s tier weapon

can buy a fucking 308 supressor before you can buy the fucking vepr hunter supressor fuck you nikita

[fathom verge]

Many such cases

[fast garden]

Fucking new rog home network fucking reset itself

[wraith wagon]

at what point do i give up the mask

[pallid bolt]

when there's a crack in the dead center

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

drug money

[soft coral]

he was picking strawberries in germany

@compact knoll @ancient marsh

MILLIONARE

RICH

BOMBOOOOOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAAT

[compact knoll]

real...

[hallow stream]

MILLANIARE