💣tarkov-released

[hallow stream]

A 1060

[next temple]

The secret ingridient in my case is living in a poorly insulated home

[hallow stream]

Im on a 1440p monitor btw

[next temple]

I have a 4060

[hallow stream]

You are living life

[next temple]

Yeah

Until you try to run games newer than 2018

Then you see the FPS counter fall

And the graohics settings get shifted and shifted and shifted

Until it looks like soap

Anyways time to hit the sack, gn.

[hallow stream]

Gn

[fast garden]

give tarkov to ubisoft for science

just to see what they do

[hallow stream]

Ubisoft is owned by tencent now

So uh

You would technically be giving tarkov to ABI

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

Or well tencent would probably do that

[fast garden]

they are officially tencent now?

[hallow stream]

I heard so

[fast garden]

thats fucking insane

of all the games that ubi was holding onto

i think for honor lasting as long as it did was a crime

[hallow stream]

It makes sense considering its a open company
Honestly probably for the best ubisoft was gonna die after the new assassins creed anyways

[fast garden]

its STILL going on

[hallow stream]

Rainbow six

Helloooo

[fast garden]

that too fuck

that game went through like 3 dev teams

[hallow stream]

All they had to do was focus on for honor and rainbow six

And they would still be their own company

Whats funny is Microsoft didn't buy them

[fast garden]

and make new farcry slop

[hallow stream]

They see them as such a big fuck up

Not even they want them

[fast garden]

ubi has SO MANY EMPLOYEES

SO FUCKING MANY

[hallow stream]

Honestly what should be done is a black flag 2

That would legit make the studio millions

[fast garden]

didnt they make a shitty pirate game no one played

genuinely

[hallow stream]

And revive their reputation if the game turned out good

[hallow stream]

It was legit a pc game with mobile game mechanics

[fast garden]

hoooly fuck they wanted to die so bad

[hallow stream]

Yep

You could not even like get off your ship

In a pirate game

[fast garden]

[vivid dawn]

Tencent didnt buy Ubisoft yet,their in a dispute cause the current leadership wants to stay despite them being obvious failures

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/al-alzolanskii-rise-dead-awaken-gif-21104166

[pseudo storm]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-shocked-cry-funny-black-kid-gif-18693964

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1hmjgm8/hideout_grind_just_got_infinitely_worse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

???????????

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[stark torrent]

......Why

futu va in gura sa va fut

good change

yeah that hideout change is literally so bad , once again , everyone will just scav run

instead of PMC

everyone will find a bottle of ass grease and extract from the raid because they want to upgrade the hideout so even more dead raids

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

They ruined christmas

Who the fuck wants this

Random weapon sway

so more RNG , i just full auto in a direction and i hope it hits your cock

We lost

Go to zb to plant my fucking water , get Kursk'd @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

Pictures won't load

[stark torrent]

Ok , i kinda dig this change because i have free time

but i feel this will murder the playerbase

Listing offers on the PvP Flea Market will be available two weeks after the end of the Patch 0.16.0.0 installation;

[compact knoll]

Partizan can now use grenade launcher

[stark torrent]

Yeah that one

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[compact knoll]

Bruh

So basically no flea

[stark torrent]

Yeah , basically most casuals will quit after the first week

They also made arena grinding pointless cause lvl 15 means cock now

[ancient marsh]

Nikita said he won't add it

He's just cosplaying the grinch

[untold harness]

Honestly trash tier devblog lmao

Almost no meaningful changes?

[stark torrent]

ughh they ruined recoil probably

that is meaningful to me

(again)

[untold harness]

Recoil cope (the screen shakes slightly) 😔

Just use bolties

[stark torrent]

they added a lapua boltie , another one

[ancient marsh]

Delaying flea to artificially prolong start of wipe

[stark torrent]

surely is not locked behind lightkeeper task

[stark torrent]

as i said , while i personally dig it cause i have free time more than your average dad of 6

i dont think is good

overall

should have made flea unlock items to sell as you level up

lvl 15 you can sell food, lvl 20 attachements, lvl 25 pistols, lvl 30 guns etc

idk

I feel people wont even play the game now lmao , they will start playing in 2 weeks

@dapper grotto you go to extract in D2 with loot and quest items and this feller stops you in your tracks

[compact knoll]

I wonder if it has an arming distance

[stark torrent]

the new winter clothing from the event or on store

i dont dig the usec ones

Wait you can freeze now if u stand outside for too long lmao

[compact knoll]

Anti camping?

Neat

[stark torrent]

Aight aight

We will see how it happens , i dig it

[untold harness]

Wait

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126278430711873598/1321758708333809775/RDT_20241226_0337081508907831429379284.jpg?ex=676e6739&is=676d15b9&hm=560a74b7c77f47cc2ad240b772651327d791861488a8edf579e33ac4f099c473&

RIP fleamarket?

FIR needed for hideout upgrades

[stark torrent]

Read the line above

[untold harness]

[stark torrent]

Flea is closed for 2 weeks

[untold harness]

Look whats highlighted

[stark torrent]

cant wait to find a light bulb and extract immediately cause i need 17 of them

so bad

[untold harness]

Flea market exists for 2 reasons

sell/buy shit you need to make guns/kits

buy/sell shit needed for hideout

[stark torrent]

Mate does this mean you cant buy GPUs anymore for btc

WTF 50 GPUS FIR? HAHAHAHAHA

[untold harness]

Nah you can I think

[stark torrent]

fawk off

[untold harness]

Cause thats not building it

You will need to find about

50 motors FIR though

Entire tark community is gonna be interchange mains

[stark torrent]

money is worthless now

tarkov sucks

there is a guy

on official eft

professional copium cock sucker

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

bro plays minecraft and tells me changes are good for everyone

pls

[queen path]

what in the fuck is wrong with them? FIR building materials?

its been a long time since I last played this game due to c****ing but what are they doing

[stark torrent]

not even 25k got max skills

shows how shit the xp is

[untold harness]

almost 100k metab

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-nikocado-avocado-gif-25714127

[stark torrent]

Do not bring or sell the leatherman multitool from Peacekeeper's Fishing Gear quest. Now that all hideout upgrades requires everything (but money) to be FIR, that Peacekeeper's multitool is probably the only multitool that you would find it in raid

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVVzwxrRSo

[pseudo storm]

They made a trailer for this one?

Hmmmm

[stark torrent]

i cant

[mortal trench]

did you guy think about all the nuts and bolts you need xDDD

[compact knoll]

I got nuts alright

Plenty of nuts

[stark torrent]

[queen path]

hes been thru a lot

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/antD7oRyr-E?si=zcJIS4JAXCtSe_vo

bro threw the nade without pulling the pin

[tame dawn]

$10 addon - Nikita's FIR wipes - Magic cloths from nikita himself that lets you clean dirty flea items and make them FIR. 10 uses per pack.

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

wonderfull

1 million more car bats to lug around

[untold harness]

Apparently special items like security camera and leatherman are exempt

[stark torrent]

here is hopin they did this right ( they didnt )

[untold harness]

I think its really fucking stupid

needing FIR for hideout

[stark torrent]

also no flea for 2 weeks @dapper grotto how much cock do we suck for quest keys

dorms 114

[dapper grotto]

if not woods is gonna be a hot zone

[untold harness]

[untold harness]

Actually keep this change

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

you get hypothermia now you cant afk camp

unless i camp the heating source everyone will have to use

[dapper grotto]

ngl that i kinda fuck with

[stark torrent]

im coming over better be spotless sturm

im bringing you trash non fir loot i dont need it

[dapper grotto]

also

full auto saiga

[untold harness]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-cheetor-uninstall-that-uninstall-beast-wars-gif-22084452

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

cant wait to see this great AI mechanic of % chance to just die that raid

i love tarkov's mechanics

[dapper grotto]

cant wait to eat a nade from big pipe up the containers while i loot the church on woods

[untold harness]

spawn between USEC camp and Bunker
Start running for sawmill
Eat BCP to the head from Birdeye

[hallow stream]

Ai abt to be like 800 meters from me and then perfectly aim their grenade launcher and black both my legs

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-krusty-krab-crawling-crawl-fish-gif-23583867

Please sir

A surgery kit

Please

[rough sphinx]

Partisan jumpscare incoming.

[untold harness]

BSG makes it so you need FIR for hideout
Makes the arena boxes give you FIR items now

[hallow stream]

That has to be p2w in some sort of way

[untold harness]

they nerfed ref slightly

100 GP for GPU and moved CPC to lvl 4

[stark torrent]

Yeah

[fast garden]

No

[compact knoll]

First stage

Denial

[fast garden]

Literally

This wipe is gonna be very silly goofy

So many people arent gonna make it past vents 2

[dapper grotto]

the car battery grind

[stark torrent]

Scav main wipe

Did i tell you guys i had max endurance on my scav a few wipes ago

[dapper grotto]

i had max attention and search on scav in 12.12

[stark torrent]

Alooo

[dapper grotto]

i had like 7000 raids total betwen my pmc and scav that patch

[stark torrent]

Holy tarkov enjoyer

[dapper grotto]

i was going giga hard in my first 2 wipes

[stark torrent]

Ngl im at my wnd coffee and i still have a monster in fridge, we doing gods work tonight

[dapper grotto]

i had like 4000 raids on 12.11 and thats when i started the game

[stark torrent]

Imma pull all nighter to find 3 bulbs

[dapper grotto]

111 ES lamps for hideout btw

another 20 years of streets filing cabinet gulag

[stark torrent]

50 e motors , 15 car bats

Ledx for med

25 million bolts and screws

We lost

[dapper grotto]

those are whatever

[stark torrent]

UNLESS they made only certain items fir

[dapper grotto]

consite and cinema have more toolboxes then god

[stark torrent]

Maybe

Maybe its like that, like the average item works but some items have to be fir like the ledx

Whoch sucks

Bht well more bearable

Bsg cant be this retarded

Im gonna be more upset that i lost my found in raid bolts than my thermal kit

[dapper grotto]

to quote a wise bulgarian man "you all are a bunch of coping bsg shilling retards"

[stark torrent]

Dont summon him man

[dapper grotto]

he is always watching

feeding of our cope

[stark torrent]

Bismillah fuck this game

[dapper grotto]

also

how the fuck am i gonna make my mula

i cant sell bolts and nuts anymore

or ES lamps

tigz is playing fortnite

[stark torrent]

No changes to scavs tho

I expected them to nerf scav runs, but it seems they will make em even more used

[stark torrent]

I literally barely looted any m1as last wipe

Everyone had rsass cause it was flea unlocked

[dapper grotto]

https://x.com/tarkovarena/status/1872243462659072396

Escape from Tarkov: Arena (@tarkovarena) on X

Escape from Tarkov: Arena - 0.2.5 Patch trailer
https://t.co/WrHwxF4GrH

#TarkovArena

Twitter · Dec 26, 2024, 11:30 AM

we getting fucking rabit masks

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/908061414869041182/balls.mov?ex=676e49d8&is=676cf858&hm=a49bc6ea9c4cd47120758698e39240cb26cdad472e92df6529bf97aec8d28bc8& @vivid dawn @stark torrent @dapper grotto @fast garden @compact knoll @hallow stream

[soft coral]

Who teh fk cares about arena

[stark torrent]

He is here

[soft coral]

Bro acts like I'm fucking baba yaga when I come in tarkov channel

like I'm the boogey man

[compact knoll]

The prodigal son

[hallow stream]

The Messiah

[stark torrent]

Ivan they made hideout only be upgraded by found in raid items

What are ur thoughts

[vivid dawn]

Obviously what he always preached

[soft coral]

the fk do I care I hope they die

[vivid dawn]

"Shit will be always shit,even if gold coated"

[soft coral]

game is garbage and thats that

[stark torrent]

Ngl 8 hours for this

Is so bad

"8 hours" it will prob be 10

[soft coral]

10?

thats too low

[stark torrent]

Oh no there will be 4 more of server issues

[soft coral]

is it wipe day or what

[stark torrent]

Yes

[lyric cairn]

Oh boy I can't wait to not play this game

[hallow stream]

Its gonna be a whole day

Sorry to disappoint

[soft coral]

that sounds good wdym

whats the issue

[lyric cairn]

No issue. Just enjoying my time on this planet

I'm not falling for it this time.

BSG Twitter about to announce that the patch is delayed by 48 hours and apologize for the inconvenience

I am so jaded by this game

[hallow stream]

Bsg is only a indie company with their thousands upon thousands of sales guys!

Theyve only made millions!

[lyric cairn]

We have to cut them some slack when the invisible player bug returns for nine weeks

[hallow stream]

The tarkov game file probably cries each time it gets opened by a developer to get a update

"Boss let me rest I'm tired"

No tarkov we must milk you for more MONEY from CHEATERS

"But the unstable code Boss"

We don't care the players are jackasses anyways and they will keep playing the game anyways no matter how buggy it is.

[rough sphinx]

The code probably looks like some kind've malformed mutant by now.

[fast garden]

I’m sure it did 4 years ago and beyond

[soft coral]

so I didn't even finish half my mosnter

and went to get a second smaller can after I'm finished with teh monster

@fast garden @hallow stream @lyric cairn @stark torrent @vivid dawn @compact knoll @dapper grotto

[ancient marsh]

ivan ping everyone when you like

[fast garden]

More interesting than what’s going on with tarkov

[ancient marsh]

took a shit and the first wipe was clean

[soft coral]

I've done that

before

[ancient marsh]

didn't even ping us?

[soft coral]

it was long ago

I'll do it next time

dw

[fast garden]

What if tigz plays wipe and hates it so much he just becomes fortnite streamer

This wipe is so fuel coded already

[ancient marsh]

never happening

[dapper grotto]

he was playing fortnite today

update

[fast garden]

It’s possible bro

[dapper grotto]

he still is

[soft coral]

everytime I come across tigz short hes either shitting on the game , or screaming "WHAT IS THATTTT!?!?"

[ancient marsh]

flop would get jacked sooner

[soft coral]

everytime

[ancient marsh]

[exotic vector]

cool music

[soft coral]

But shit game

[exotic vector]

[lyric cairn]

Took a shit once and it was Escape From Tarkov

Good to see we got a recoil rework for the recoil rework

[vivid dawn]

No its not

Now you get random camera shake

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-ff-origins-final-fantasy-jack-chaos-gif-25151937

[lyric cairn]

I was being sarcastic

[vivid dawn]

Sarcasm doesnt work in Ivans realm

You get shit on regardless

[fast garden]

I played ets I promise the recoil is the least bad thing

And it’s fucking awful

[hallow stream]

You know the food inspector from spongebob

When they try burying him after killing him with the krabby patty

Thats how tarkovs code looks

[rough sphinx]

Little me would've called older me an idiot for playing that game then would've returned to watching Pingu with a straight face.

[untold harness]

So lemme get this straight

BSG made recoil "worse"

and also made sniping unviable

[ancient marsh]

why is that?

[untold harness]

Frostbite

If you are outside or not near a heating source (or not drinking alcohol) you will lose stamina and have vision debuffs

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent i lost

[ancient marsh]

i am skipping early wipe

all events tarkov does that aren't just more bosses

are ALL dogshit

[untold harness]

Listen bro I was told by streamers with 15k hours that a 3 week Zombie event was good actually

[dapper grotto]

how bad is it compared to 12.12 recoil fuckery

[ancient marsh]

that's the .300 blk getting added, pretty cool

i can't find specifically what the x17 is

imo dogshit order, head and thorax should be first, everything else after

if ur in a situation you're about to get blacked head or chest

healing debuff first wont help

[untold harness]

Teased in 2019 which is really funny

[fast garden]

We had something good and they are trying to make it as bad

[hallow stream]

Doesn't this just make camping heat sources and ratting near heat sources viable as a strat

And just well

Makes stalling hyper viable

[fast garden]

Yeah but this is more or less the order already

[soft coral]

this probably means nothing

[ancient marsh]

what is this?

[dapper grotto]

wrong

probs added more bugs and shit code

[hallow stream]

Can we have a bug where like

The whole lobby is invisible

So tarkov is just a ghost town

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[dapper grotto]

we had half the lobby being invis 2 wipes ago

[hallow stream]

Including ai and everything just everyone is invisible but you can still hear them making sounds and shit

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

No no

Let me finish

[hallow stream]

And then everyone thinks theyre schizophrenic

[dapper grotto]

the schizo part is just every tarkov player already

[vivid dawn]

I think i play PvE later to see how shit it is

[fast garden]

I was sitting there trying to read that to make sense of it

Like alt tabbing but for inventory things like bags n containers

? No idea

[untold harness]

Gigabeef explained it well

[stark torrent]

ALOO

IS WIPE UP

im gonna go do a shower cause ill need it

tonight we grind

fuck no i know what this is

fuuucka

[dapper grotto]

my brother do you expect the patch to work on time

we have been through this dance already

Iedy please

[stark torrent]

true true

yeah its wipe allright imma go cut my neck

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-has-this-server-become-this-server-sucks-this-server-is-ass-man-drinking-chocolate-milk-and-smiling-drinking-and-smiling-meme-gif-10129866442801487556

[rough sphinx]

I just want Ivan to join a single raid just to watch Partisan Noob tube him. I can already hear it now.

[lyric cairn]

You're able to select the window that you quick swap items to. That allows you to Ctrl click items into the bag of your choice.

A QoL feature so simple that only EFT would have patch notes about it

[stark torrent]

Man i love Counter Strike : Global Offensive 2

[untold harness]

My tark hasnt even acknowledged there is an update

[stark torrent]

oh no the launcher is dewad

[lyric cairn]

Counter Tarkov: Global Escape

[untold harness]

oppe I think my launcher just died too

[vivid dawn]

AYOOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

mortii si ranitii matiii

[untold harness]

What is active matter

[vivid dawn]

Multiverse Tarkov from Gaijin

[untold harness]

Gaijin

[vivid dawn]

You know the Drill xD

[untold harness]

I think Id unironicalyl rather walk on glass than play that game

[vivid dawn]

i just signed the NDA and i cant say no more,not even when im able to test it xD

[untold harness]

as if that shit matters

[vivid dawn]

For me it does cause Gaijin cause ive got ties to them,they havent fired everyone i know there YET

For ABI i was completely not caring xD

[fast garden]

Prestige on lvl 55 is tough man

If it’s for those cultist hand tattoos tho

And they are permanent?

[rough sphinx]

Im curious to see what the winter clothing will look like. My guess for Bear it'll just be the Summer fields but white.

[fast garden]

I bet money you are right

[vivid dawn]

Patch still not there ?

i cant download it xD

[fast garden]

That sounds exactly like something they would do

[untold harness]

Patchless 😔

Patch is Up
look inside
No patch

[rough sphinx]

I'll kiss you if it's true.

[vivid dawn]

Didn they already show it off

ive seen it somewhere i think

[rough sphinx]

Nah, that was just the new clothing you can buy in the store.

[soft coral]

PFFF LOL

ye right

@stark torrent

[vivid dawn]

I see,shit

Where did you come from where did you go wheres my patch man BSG you Hoe

[rough sphinx]

Wonder how much they've been drinking if they haven't opened the servers yet.

[fast garden]

What the fuck is the tarkov tv right now

What is going on

I take it back nikita is entirely schizophrenic

[vivid dawn]

[fast garden]

Oh shit damirka has on the dev balaclava

[vivid dawn]

Btw that cloudflare thing in russia was true

https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3ldxoawi4m223

MAKS 24 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social)

YouTube in Russia ❌

Likes

324

Bluesky · Dec 23, 2024, 9:59 AM

[fast garden]

lol

Rip Russia

[stark torrent]

hahahaa chad

AHAHAHAHA he said Damirka's outfit is purchasable from the site for 250

CUNT

[fast garden]

I WAS JUST TUPING THAT HAHAHA

mobile moment

I’m dying

Oh thank god no promo code

“We don’t have servers right now, they are… special for those questions”

Nikita is such a cunt holy shit it’s so funny

[rough sphinx]

He needs to stop yapping.

[exotic vector]

active matter?

[fast garden]

No it’s okay he is so fucking funny to listen to

[stark torrent]

BSG Twitch chat is literally full of removed messages

[vivid dawn]

ye

[stark torrent]

LOL SOMEONE POSTED A NAKED WOMAN

IN THE CHAT

HAHAHAHAHA

[rough sphinx]

I've seen a lot of weird shit.

[fast garden]

This new event will be so fucking funny

We got dead by daylight in tarkov

[rough sphinx]

I just want to go run my PP-19 with new animations.

[stark torrent]

Fuel event

[soft coral]

God bless this shit company

[fast garden]

Holy shit that stash stuff

[stark torrent]

WTF is that FURRY MASKS

ruined

we fucking lost

[vivid dawn]

That Velociraptor looks hilarious

[rough sphinx]

The party hat!

[fast garden]

Sims hideout

[vivid dawn]

Nikitia really wears that ALDI drip

[stark torrent]

Tarkov Fuel Update

[fast garden]

Airwing is jumping for joy

[vivid dawn]

lol 70s flower walls

[rough sphinx]

We just need a pool so when other players come to check out the hideout.

[stark torrent]

man i love the Poland wall

white and red

[vivid dawn]

WHen the floor costs more than your GPU farm

[fast garden]

I’m gonna be a hideout interior designer

[stark torrent]

cheaters will now grind to get hideout walls

[fast garden]

The 20 mil hardwood flooring

[rough sphinx]

Hideout cat.

[vivid dawn]

lavatory butplug

[fast garden]

What is damirka doing

Hideout cat.

[stark torrent]

Yeah there is a litter and food

and a toy mouse

MYSHKA

[vivid dawn]

hes looking for the cat

[rough sphinx]

Damirka been hitting the eggnog.

[stark torrent]

I would too if i worked for BSG

[vivid dawn]

LOL GERMAN POSTERS

[stark torrent]

I know which poster im putting everywhere

Gooner Nut Room will be lit

[fast garden]

Yep

The tarkov goon cave

[vivid dawn]

Killa/Tagilla anime simp Iedy

[fast garden]

Do not go visit iedy’s hideout

The walls will be white but there’s no white paint

[stark torrent]

This is nice and all but it took dev time from main game i guess

Its whatever

[rough sphinx]

Iedy I need to see your hideout when it's ready. For science you know.

[fast garden]

It’s new stuff to interact with so I’m happy

[vivid dawn]

chat is to fast

[fast garden]

You have to get KAPPA FOR PRESTIGE

FUCK

[stark torrent]

Im never getting prestige

Fuck this game and fuck everyone

[fast garden]

Holy fuck

[rough sphinx]

If I get prestige just give Ivan a hammer and tell him to beat me with it.

[fast garden]

Nikita better come out of the screen to vacuum my balls if he wants me to get kappa for prestige

[stark torrent]

They are showing arena whole chat is full of ZZZ and Wedonutcare

[fast garden]

Lmao

“….sigh… arena da…”

[dapper grotto]

are you fuckig serious

[stark torrent]

my honest reaction to arena yap

[vivid dawn]

Since the shitty update is not up they make me play World of Tanks

[fast garden]

Jesus fuck I’m gonna have to grind my dick off for prestige

Fucking stream keeps pausing

[dapper grotto]

alright chat make you bets who is gonna be the first freak to tripple kappa this patch

[stark torrent]

some chinese no lifer

[rough sphinx]

At least it's not Warthunder the grind on that is maddening.

[dapper grotto]

my money is on rengawr desmond or pest

[vivid dawn]

Pestily or Aqua

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

Lmao none of them

[vivid dawn]

Guess what im playing after the Holidays

[rough sphinx]

My condolences.

[fast garden]

For triple kappa? It’ll be some random motherfucker from China

Oh they are just now starting to optimize

[rough sphinx]

Bets on if he means that on optimizing.

[fast garden]

Cool

[stark torrent]

price of X3D CPUs just stonked

[fast garden]

“I guess… pve?”

[rough sphinx]

Noticed that.

[stark torrent]

Experimental new system

WE HAD THIS SINCE FOREVER

[fast garden]

I don’t think damirka likes the new audio either

[rough sphinx]

Fucking juice break already.

[vivid dawn]

ok il take my bet back

Pestilies Dad will tripple Kappa first

[stark torrent]

arena is up

[vivid dawn]

Yeah lets play Arena

[fast garden]

Let me know if I should get on arena or live first for all my reputation to carry over

[dapper grotto]

do i keep grinding maps or do i bother patching tarkock

[stark torrent]

what maps

[fast garden]

Poe prob

[vivid dawn]

servers are shit rn

[stark torrent]

Man I Love Fuel

[fast garden]

Come back to tarkov we have such a controversial wipe incoming

[dapper grotto]

POE2 endgame

[vivid dawn]

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[fast garden]

This wipe is gonna be so controversial oh god I can’t wait

[stark torrent]

im already unpacking

[rough sphinx]

Can't wait to hear the backlash the moment the servers open.

[fast garden]

Isn’t the trick to use a vpn to download or some shit

I can’t wait for my 12mbps speed

[stark torrent]

so whole Russia

[fast garden]

Remember when twitch banned the bsg account because they had guns

And here we are again getting like what the 7th customs change?

They keep diddling this map

[soft coral]

its like grok with gamma

make changes for the sake of it

(this is a joke grok don't kill me)

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Grok nerfing the dumbass pistol carbine like 15 times is so funny though

[vivid dawn]

So juice break is another word for exing a vodka bottle

[soft coral]

grok reworking the crafting system for the 10th time

[fast garden]

You didn’t know

[soft coral]

Bagas mi [Redacted]

[vivid dawn]

ohhh i do know

but dude is so unpredictable

it could also mean snorting a line

[fast garden]

[rough sphinx]

That I can believe.

[fast garden]

What the fuck

[vivid dawn]

THE PICKLES

[fast garden]

Pickles

Why

[soft coral]

I've been sitting so much on my chair my ass hurts

[vivid dawn]

Pepperoni lol

its not pickles

its fucking green pepperoni

[stark torrent]

have you tried moving the cock somewhere else

[fast garden]

He literally

Said pickles

[rough sphinx]

What kinda cyberpunk gun is that.

[soft coral]

listen here you fat shit

[fast garden]

The new 300blk gun lmao

[vivid dawn]

yeah but ive never seen a pickled shaped like a pepperoni xD

[rough sphinx]

Damn she a thicc gun.

[dapper grotto]

the velociraptor .300 blackout AK

[vivid dawn]

HE LITERALY SAYS PICKLES BUT IT AINT LOOKING LIKE THEM WTF

[soft coral]

Iedy I'm gonna visit you , better lock the car

hide it in the garage

[vivid dawn]

He will hide cock in your car

[soft coral]

I'll pump his gas

and drive a pickaxe through the windshield

[vivid dawn]

Ivan just said he sucks

he will suck hard

[rough sphinx]

You'll be pumping alright.

[vivid dawn]

that AK is goofy

[vivid dawn]

inb he gets noob tubed by partisan

Minecraft addicts

[rough sphinx]

When you hoard the diamonds.

[fast garden]

Wow that guns recoil

Yeouch

[soft coral]

I'm joking ofc me and iedy are good neighbours

we only hate each other on thursdays

[stark torrent]

true we hate macedonia and gypsies

[vivid dawn]

Patch in a few minutes

your heard the autistic dude

[soft coral]

real

MACEDONIA IS BULGARIAN

RAHHHHHHHH

[vivid dawn]

i always think Ivan is Romanian

[soft coral]

🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬 💪 💪 💪

[fast garden]

OH MY GOD THE RECOIL

[rough sphinx]

Admit it you like all of us here.

[fast garden]

HAHAHAHA

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

The best is that its now RANDOM

Recoil is never the same

[soft coral]

never said I don't.

[vivid dawn]

BUTTON PUSHED

[soft coral]

all the more reasons to tap fire and learn to aim

instead of spray like an idiot

[rough sphinx]

All I wanted to hear for Christmas was that. Thanks.

[vivid dawn]

Damn is that dude the guy from N.Korea

he looks like him just less fat

Same hairstyle

[rough sphinx]

New faction?

[vivid dawn]

no .... wtf

[fast garden]

Who the fuck is that

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

some Asian dude sat in the middle

he looks like Kim

[rough sphinx]

I was making a joke.

[stark torrent]

this is the cunt that added the visual recoil fututi gura matii

[vivid dawn]

That explains a lot

[soft coral]

may the ladybugs fuck him

[vivid dawn]

He wears glases

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

Were Updating

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

The damirka rat spot lmao

[stark torrent]

lOCK in

[soft coral]

I hope to god he gets shaken up in the ass like a gypsy shakes a plum tree

[dapper grotto]

the supreme game designer was my fav one so far

[fast garden]

Put down the knife Kim

[soft coral]

that one doesn't work well in english

shame

[stark torrent]

now wait 1 hour until game downloads patch

then 3 more hours of launcher and server issues

[soft coral]

and then get server error

[fast garden]

Holy shit the door over there is open now

[stark torrent]

I LOVE THIS SHIT GAME

[vivid dawn]

Thats ok Ivan dude doesnt even speak english

[stark torrent]

❤️

[dapper grotto]

new customs tho

[vivid dawn]

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

35 Minutes

[stark torrent]

yo wtf is that wall

[vivid dawn]

dude on the wall

they did the Counter Strike spray joke

[dapper grotto]

holy fuck customs isnt a 3 lane choke point anymore

[fast garden]

Bro what are they talking about

[stark torrent]

watch axel

he translates

[vivid dawn]

the birb

ITS SO RANDOM that the Recoil is Random

its horrible

[fast garden]

Nikita doesn’t like how dark the game is

[dapper grotto]

wait

according to translation this is last wipe before full release

[vivid dawn]

i will make a Game and call it Escape from Frankfurt

[dapper grotto]

what

[vivid dawn]

What

[vivid dawn]

1.0 incoming damnnnnn

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

what

[vivid dawn]

Its the same just with Talahons except for Scavs

they found the turbo

[rough sphinx]

That guy is responsible for Ground Zero. I hate him already.

[mortal trench]

guy in dev team is a rammstein fan ^^

[vivid dawn]

Explains a lot

especialy the masochism

[mortal trench]

same with gamma tbh

[vivid dawn]

Rammstein had live sex on stage

when Nikita Twitch Tarkov Sex stream

[fast garden]

[mortal trench]

wasn it just a hollowed out dildo?

[stark torrent]

he killed santa what a fucking noob

[vivid dawn]

Nah

[dapper grotto]

closest we got was this

[stark torrent]

jesus what

[rough sphinx]

Watch the PvE AI kill Santa on the spot.

[vivid dawn]

Yeah thats like already an old story

even BEFORE CORONA

that old

aside all the other drama they did

[fast garden]

NIKITA ONLY FANS

[vivid dawn]

ANYWAY

[mortal trench]

not the most fucked up thing they did

[vivid dawn]

Servers shitting themself again

[mortal trench]

there was a whole porn "movie" for one song they released

[fast garden]

That’s what happens with 800k people try to update something

[mortal trench]

also a dildo collection of all band members

[vivid dawn]

Yeah theres an uncut and cut version

Female friend of mine loves the uncut version

[dapper grotto]

BRO

[fast garden]

[dapper grotto]

THE FUCKING WAREHOUSE

[vivid dawn]

Shes the kind of person that would love to get spiked by them like spiking a drink.

[fast garden]

The void

Jesus

[dapper grotto]

holy shit dude the avg no moon night raid is brighter then that

[vivid dawn]

FOX MASK

furries in Tarkov confirmed

[rough sphinx]

Immediately put the fox mask on.

[mortal trench]

thats exactly what we needed fucking useless masks

[vivid dawn]

the buttplug knife lol

[fast garden]

The furry masks are so funny and the buttplug knife combo deal

[stark torrent]

guy writes total furry death , gets instantly removed

[fast garden]

[rough sphinx]

Damn.

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Cheaters probably know more about the game than bsg does

[vivid dawn]

they un Italined the Code

no more spaghett

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Dude I can’t

Mods going insane right now

[vivid dawn]

As if this was sarcasm

[fast garden]

Just turn the chat off

[rough sphinx]

Damirka really does just live the scav life IRL.

[vivid dawn]

im baiting but they aint getting me

[fast garden]

-removed

[stark torrent]

this guy is high

[fast garden]

“Yeah we plan on removing antichea

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

AYO i got these Chips

those are good

[fast garden]

Who invited the Brit

[compact knoll]

Did the wipe wipe yet

[stark torrent]

yes

[hallow stream]

hey dudes Im gonna guess the eft servers still aren't up

[dapper grotto]

did little bro loot nikitas coke stash or what

[hallow stream]

[vivid dawn]

Arena still dying

im through 3 bars already

[stark torrent]

ofc the british is already drunk and high

bro is getting fired and sent to Harkov

[vivid dawn]

British ? He must be Italian with those noodles hanging out of his shirt

[rough sphinx]

He's so optimistic.

[vivid dawn]

rocket launcher revolvers

yay

exactly what THIS GAME NEEDS

[fast garden]

“You don’t like pistols you got them”

I love this guy

This guy is my favorite

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

alright coke lad is a chad

[mortal trench]

"fuck you and ill see you tomorrow"

[vivid dawn]

Did he just say fuck you i see you tomorrow ?

[stark torrent]

Bro is high af

[rough sphinx]

Nikita looks like he's about to strangle him.

[fast garden]

Bring him back I want the coke guy

[vivid dawn]

damn man

[mortal trench]

that guy is a vibe and a half

xD

[ancient marsh]

fully grown man btw

[compact knoll]

Im gonna start downloading and go get a snack from the shop or something

[mortal trench]

damn i wanna meet that guy in irl

[compact knoll]

@glacial stag you downloading?

[stark torrent]

ok man make sure you dress well and do not stay up too late

[vivid dawn]

time to play Arena

[stark torrent]

We hate this guy as well

Lead dev of the servers and anticheat

[vivid dawn]

Anti cheat dude

[stark torrent]

You motherfucker

[vivid dawn]

Hes anti anti cheat dude

anti + anti = +

Which means hes Cheat dude

[stark torrent]

Tigz literally heard that and said , this guy, fuck this guy , this guy is at fault

[mortal trench]

you also downloading with around200kb/s

[stark torrent]

This guy is actually 20 years old but looks 38 because he is Anticheat and Server dude

[mortal trench]

working on servers does that to a man

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

We are ready to fuck

fuck our playerbase again

[fast garden]

Guys

We missed something

Something big

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1321887298916192317/image.png?ex=676edefb&is=676d8d7b&hm=4d6a149c6476aef610d085e09b9855e7b3c9eb1996462152ef3c622f9f2893b0&

Customs.

[stark torrent]

its ok im not going that way anywhere

the bushes are only outside

[mortal trench]

you will have to for prapor xD

[stark torrent]

waity

ITS WINTER

NO BUSH

NOOOOOOOOO

and hypothermia

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-rizz-face-chad-begging-gif-1934875823525712000

[dapper grotto]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/oxZQT3J5-vXN4C8e52zOO0jqRbTG1bvkeMLRL-ZpCOA/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/GfvY6FybYAA5_RK.jpg%3Alarge?format=webp&width=1212&height=676

[stark torrent]

cool

( its shit )

[mortal trench]

10k people left the stream already xD

[dapper grotto]

besides kappa pretty doable

[stark torrent]

i mean yeah

[compact knoll]

Probably gonna do the snowball achievement if i play much this wipe

Usec predator makes me hard

[vivid dawn]

wheres the fucking AKS74 U

[compact knoll]

Smgs probably

[vivid dawn]

but its here with the AR´s

its nowhere to be found in the custom presets

[stark torrent]

yo can buy stuff people listed on the flea before wipe

cause the timers are still there

AYOOO

AHAHAHA TIGZ BOUGHT MARKED

314

FOR 1 MIL

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHJAHHAHA

[fast garden]

No fuck I can’t get on

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING AK

i cant find it anywhere xD

[stark torrent]

Throat Singing in Dorms 314

[vivid dawn]

because im dumb thats why

easy fix

[dapper grotto]

new rub icon

[stark torrent]

should i bear or usec hmm

yeah all items got new icons

[mortal trench]

looks a bit like the old icons during alpha

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

what grizzly looking like

[stark torrent]

tigz bought a labs and yellow he is going labs

he sold his unheard junkbox and weapon case to trader

fucking p2w

[vivid dawn]

imagine first on labs

Free real estate

[dapper grotto]

bro flea is borked we still got listing from last patch

[mortal trench]

my download speed is still dropping from 5mb down to couple hundred kbs
are you guys having the same problem? i need to keep restarting the download

[stark torrent]

you can also cancel your flea items and you get them back

[fast garden]

No way

Christ

[stark torrent]

wait they just closed the servers again

they got us

[fast garden]

All the cheater duped shit going right back to them

Oh nvm

[dapper grotto]

bro imagine they double wiped

[compact knoll]

Alr got a white monster

We are getting kidney stones for daddy Nikita

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

@soft coral mate

come here

it's christmas allright

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

made the right decision to keep grinding POE

[stark torrent]

Battlestate Games, I can't believe it, you erased everything. All my loot, key cards, weapons, and most importantly, my Ratcola were gone. Months of meticulous scavenging, strategic firefights, and intense extraction operations disappeared in an instant. The digital vaults that once housed my precious equipment are now empty, mocking the hours I spent perfecting my stash. The thrill of finding rare items, the pride of assembling top-notch gear, have all been reset to zero. They say it's a new beginning.

[compact knoll]

Ahahahahahha

[soft coral]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IS THIS JOKE

🎪

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1306009577644490882/holidayduckass.gif

[stark torrent]

THE BIGGEST PIECE

[soft coral]

unbelievable

[real solstice]

250 dollar game

After 9 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

[vivid dawn]

i cant even enter the game

[dapper grotto]

they are rewiping

give it a minute

[soft coral]

@stark torrent everyday I turn out to be more and more correct

about the shit I say

it's fascinating