💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

30-40m with a red dot shit wont hit anything

hmm well friendship ended with mdr

imma go change to scar

[fast garden]

meanwhile in scarville

m60 enforcer, deagles, sr3m, the new 30rd val mags can be on marksman for whatever reason

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

i tried that

absolute cinema

[fast garden]

i love the gluhar sr3m

i just use that

[stark torrent]

oh nooo

[stark torrent]

the new parts cost gp coins nooo

[fast garden]

bro its gonna wipe why u hoarding

[stark torrent]

too bored to play enough to burn all that shit

[fast garden]

yeah i still have like

probably 4k in my stash in eft

[stark torrent]

yeah like i dont need to buy anything cause im still full

i was thinking of zabralos but i still have 40 armor plates

and now scavs spawn with slicks

so

[fast garden]

yeah i have like 140 plates

even before scav shit

[stark torrent]

Class 6 plate :

It's fucking 5.1kg per piece :

BSG pls

[fast garden]

i stopped buying stuff from ref months ago though since i had just stockpiled so much not even just from traders

[fast garden]

tbf its the shitty zabralo class 6 plate

that can be repaired once before its worthless

[stark torrent]

no the slick plate has 5.1 , zabralo one has 3.5 i think or shit

but its ceramic

[fast garden]

oh yeah the slick plate

well that ones steel so like

steel class 6 plate could be 8kg imma still wear it

[stark torrent]

stats icon is bugged in my UI rn

i cant see the gun stats

absolute game

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

thee what is your red dot of choice

DP , Burris , Eotechs

[fast garden]

SRS

[stark torrent]

wht the one with the circular casing

interesting

the dot is nice

[fast garden]

with the delta point as a close second followed by the exps-0

burris is ass

it kinda depends on weapon though

like the new aug upper and the scars have the sights in your mouth

and the DP feels bad same as the big holo

[fast garden]

so the srs and small holo feel good there

[stark torrent]

thats a lot of mags

[fast garden]

tac 2s sadge

do you have the extender for the casv rail on

cant tell

take the scar front sight off

https://outplayed.tv/media/OWYxEo

[stark torrent]

right

that shit is 4 points

absolute ripoff

[fast garden]

if your preset isnt literally 12999.5 ur doing it wrong

[stark torrent]

i love sacrifing 5 good boolets to afford a tourniquet very nice bsg

[fast garden]

i hope they change up the presets next wipe so we can have like tiers so to speak

like a shit kit tier, mid kits, and high end kinda like they are now

[stark torrent]

i just want more personal slots

[fast garden]

that too

[stark torrent]

and yeah i agree but i think the game will be dead

nobody will play low kits etc

[fast garden]

yeah, maybe just medium and high tier and make them kinda opt in? idk

ur right no one would really play low tier

i would just like to have an arena mode to feel a bit more like early wipe shit ya know

rat rig with pp 5.45 ak

[stark torrent]

only if they give good rewards in main game, maybe

otherwise , not happening

[vivid dawn]

Iedy getting banned

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YsGPuG3_W-o?si=DVDookPSulIfz8r_

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

locked in with the tightest grip

[stark torrent]

yeah its scav on scav violence here

nobody cares anymore it is what it is

[fast garden]

yeah but as with all scav on scav violence since karma

its just weird

[stark torrent]

killed 2 pmcs and died to another playerscav

you cant play pmc now its pointless

you just get hoards of geared scavs

[fast garden]

yeah its rough

[stark torrent]

shiit might be worth camping scav extract on reserve maybe

[fast garden]

to hoard more gear for one week

[stark torrent]

the ocd when i see shiny gun

nah wipe must be in the next days

[fast garden]

yeah i mean

money is on 27th

[stark torrent]

what do i do thee

do i put one in his bald head

[fast garden]

the scav on scav violence must continue

complete the cycle

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

and i died anyway to another

[real solstice]

[fast garden]

the cycle continues

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-butcher-scorched-earth-scorched-earf-william-butcher-the-boys-gif-9293382775817207493

Scoached earf

[stark torrent]

im going dome to camp fence extract

[fast garden]

that is an INSANE KIT

rig prolly has class 5 in it too

[stark torrent]

it does yeah

[real solstice]

kit

[fast garden]

bro has the peeper

the locator scav

[stark torrent]

The Airwing Marine build

The Fueler

[real solstice]

Is the thermal sv-98 still in the game as a possible scav loadout?

[stark torrent]

Yeah

There is a thermal toz scav now

as well

@fast garden

aloooooooo

CANON SCAV

[fast garden]

holy fucking blammer

return to form

[real solstice]

Throwback scav for when AI used to pack M61

[fast garden]

but if you close your eyes...

[stark torrent]

First time i bought a slick into raid to beat gear fear and i got 2 tapped by this on woods

[fast garden]

a rite of passage

"maybe i will use good gear"

the ap mjolnir you have never even heard fire in game before:

[real solstice]

40 rounds of blackout AP from 500m away:

Birdeye has doxxed your real life location to the other goons

[fast garden]

damnit

[stark torrent]

1 p90 chad scav vs 3 timmies and a lot of retard player scavs

got out with 69 hp nice

Kill Player Scav

https://tenor.com/view/agree-smiling-nodding-yes-why-thank-you-gif-17149146

Im something of a good scav myself

1 tapped

[real solstice]

Alright which one of you is this

[ancient marsh]

kit to go to costco

[real solstice]

Walmart* can't afford the membership after speccing out the ar15

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-you-bunny-deverin-washington-mayor-of-kingstown-you-can-count-on-me-gif-4090821172125991188

[exotic vector]

[stark torrent]

im just shooting random people

[untold harness]

[fast garden]

checks out

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[stark torrent]

yeah a pointless event nobody cares

aa12 sucks

its a shotgun

[fast garden]

and a bad one at that

[soft coral]

why did bro miss like 3 magazines worth of ammo

[fast garden]

the aforementioned "goon" squad:

[stark torrent]

[real solstice]

cringe ass nae nae scav (shot to death)

[daring torrent]

thats pretty sad

i dont like how they are adding weapons in when there are tons of weapons that dont have attachements

i dont care if nobody has made aftermarket parts for the APS let me put a laser sight on it!!!

[ancient marsh]

no

[daring torrent]

if i want to spend 100k on a weapon that is poop and i WILL get back on insurance that is MY choice

[ancient marsh]

no i googled and haven't found a single APS modernized kit with rails or anything

[fast garden]

It’s sad? It’s an event thing?

[stark torrent]

Doesnt work like that

Some guns are just shit

[exotic vector]

what's wrong with wanting to tacticoolify a shit gun

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

Gornostay isn't mashallah

[fast garden]

Some guns are shit AND not cool enough to get funny aftermarket parts

Like the APS

[exotic vector]

[fast garden]

Some guns are shit/old but also cool enough that they have funny parts like the mosin

[ancient marsh]

yeah APS is pretty obscure afaik

[cinder parrot]

https://youtu.be/kqm0EFdUll8?si=TSUrXND9h7XaNJwD look at pvp u pve nerds. Save the quests for next wipe

[ancient marsh]

no one cares lil bro

fries in the bag

[cinder parrot]

Says 💣tarkov chat sitter

You clock a part time job in here

[ancient marsh]

yeah? as a tarkov chat sitter i want to warn you that we do not care about your mediocre PVP montages

[cinder parrot]

Scratch that. Full time

[fast garden]

What scope is on the Aug at like 1:35

[ancient marsh]

don't you have to go and donate gear to hackers on labs?

[cinder parrot]

Bravo4 with ff3 holo

[compact knoll]

tango

[cinder parrot]

Gg later lads

[fast garden]

Classic labs pvp kit with good gun and scav armor

That shit does not look like a bravo 4

I can’t tell what it is either way since I’m on mobile out in the sun lmao

[ancient marsh]

tango artem said

[fast garden]

Kinda looks like tango but couldn’t see the red part man that scope looks way better without the red reticle

[cinder parrot]

Yeah I thought it was the bravo. My fav scope

Best scope

[vivid dawn]

now well see if Gaijin makes it better

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

what is this?

[fast garden]

Sir, a third Chinese tarkov clone has hit the pentagon

[vivid dawn]

Like some multiverse tarkov clone stuff

Im invited to the closed beta and had to write a full blown text why i want to play it and answer some questions lol

[fast garden]

Stalker-SCP-kov basically

[fast garden]

If it looks like how I remember they should be sending you the paragraph as for why they want you to play it

Especially since that’s what alpha and betas are for

[vivid dawn]

Its the same 7 questions they all ask

First answer is always Yes

Its funny that people already fail at the question concept,answer 1 and 2 in one sentence despite them specificly stating not to do that

[fast garden]

One of my favorite install requirements for a mod on moddb was “reading comprehension” that linked to like, a literal college level thesis on comprehension

[high pilot]

[fast garden]

Why is blud leaving with 50/50 loot and trash

[high pilot]

knife for quest

[fast garden]

I’m talking about the random gas mask and barter items

[high pilot]

loot value does not matter for me at this point

[fast garden]

Ah well idk pve value

[fast garden]

Then why make yourself heavier

[high pilot]

pve economy is insane

[high pilot]

i dont even feel it blud

[fast garden]

I remember when I didn’t feel anything

I remember…

Anyway game shit

[high pilot]

theres hope youre saying?

damn..

buddy got naded by a sektant after he got one

had no idea they were cultists until i domed shrek on top of the resort

[tepid nymph]

last friendly iedy-mep moment

[stark torrent]

hii

[tepid nymph]

damn

homie caught me

how do I check my mute? I want to bring it up

and hello by the way

[high pilot]

Cultist event for pve?

[tepid nymph]

nope

[high pilot]

Just had them 2 raids in a row on shoreline

[fast garden]

oh wow ivan actually played a year ago

i just thought he like stopped playing after .12 and has been watching everyone here mald for years or something

[stark torrent]

he will return someday

[fast garden]

"shit game never coming back also your mom is tasty"

i saved ivan the effort

[willow canyon]

[soft coral]

Thanks man

❤️

[soft coral]

fk no

I'd rather date a gypsy than play tarkov

fucking shit game

[vivid dawn]

[wintry ridge]

honestly good for him

[vivid dawn]

He only shot once in this

Fucking trash meme

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxlQ-aClUuA

we need a tarkov kick buttowski intro remake

[exotic vector]

the delay between the shot and the guy dropping

pure cinema

[stark torrent]

fucking wipe already ughhh

[wintry ridge]

this emote

nikitiacrab when

[native crypt]

airwing crab

[soft coral]

I hope everyone in live tarkov suffers

[stark torrent]

i cant

[vivid dawn]

[hallow stream]

its perfect

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1321230963262357617/9eswiz.gif

[crystal musk]

cant wait till i can get a 4090ti so i can run tarkov at higher than 90 fps

[pseudo storm]

Try it on Star Citizen first

[hallow stream]

Consume garbage vs consume garbage

[dapper grotto]

this is ivan in 20 years happy with his family while we sit here on patch 0.32 while nikita tells us we getting unity 2023 next year

[pseudo storm]

Oh boy another bug patch!

[fast garden]

can nikita wipe the fucking game already

noone gives a shit about thermals and launchers and scavs with gear

the only shit anyone would care about is everything free on max traders for a bit

[stark torrent]

i killed 4 super geared players yesterday , 3 cultists , wasted a lot of stims cause i almost died 3 times

and i got 1 tapped by m61 player scav when i got out of fortress, that was proned undeer those train tracks towards old gas

yeah fucking wipe already

[hallow stream]

Wipe so you can experience it all again?

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

[stark torrent]

Opa firesale is up boys, we wiping tommorow probably

@fast garden @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

actually

iedy

can you find the roadmap?

what's coming this wipe?

[stark torrent]

Pfff haha doubt they stick by it ngl

Lemme see the last one

[ancient marsh]

they do

idk why you say that

[stark torrent]

so it's just vague

new weapons , qol improvements, high end content

[ancient marsh]

what patch is it? 16

?

[stark torrent]

Ughh yeah should be , it says end of 2024 so that would be it

[ancient marsh]

uuuh sounds decent

sounds like what the game needs

but yeah its vague

it sounds like an operation: health kinda thing

if the game does stick by it - it will be a really good wipe

[stark torrent]

imma give them the doubt cause i've been playing long enough to not hype myself too much

but i want a wipe , im bored anyway

here is hoping

[compact knoll]

Where battlepass blyat

[ancient marsh]

check your foreskin

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

AGHH

[stark torrent]

I know we are getting :

• Customs expansion
• Woods expansion ( the area where ppl prone under the train )
  -Another lapua boltie
• Lever action rifle
  -50 round mags for the sr25 and scar H i think
  -100 rounders for the m4 and uzi
  -new winter clothing hopefully / camouflage
  -winter weather

[ancient marsh]

jumpscare warning next time

[ancient marsh]

SR-25 mag also works on MDR don't forget

another .338 bolt action

[stark torrent]

but they always hide a lot of content behind the actual patchnotes as a surprise so as always, thats when we see the real thing

[ancient marsh]

wedonotcare

only "Him" will enjoy it

[stark torrent]

if it's not easier to obtain than the rest of 338 , we literally do not care

[ancient marsh]

what's even the point of another .338 gun btw? they're niche and unobtanium anyways

[stark torrent]

watch it be locked behind lightkeeper

[ancient marsh]

who cares

like

AXMC and MK-18 are perfect

one is bolty easier to get

one is semi harder to gety

why do you needa nother one

[stark torrent]

and they both underperform now

mk18 is unusuable

[ancient marsh]

all the balanced ways to have one are filled

[stark torrent]

and the FMJ bullet sucks , it needs a buff

[ancient marsh]

naaaaw

[stark torrent]

with the armor changes

[ancient marsh]

you know what needs a buff?

9x39 burn ratio

[stark torrent]

see , i think nikita tried to off himself with one and it jammed , thats why he hates it so much

i have no problem in making the val / vss harder to obtain

if they remove those bullshit burn stats

please

remove it from the scav loadout as well and thats it

make it a rare , luxury gun but make it worth it

[ancient marsh]

it already is an irrelevant gun monitarily

40k per mag

good ammo is fucking cancer to get

[stark torrent]

it has many drawbacks we discussed it yeah

[ancient marsh]

gun sucks

150k for naked gun

like

why use it at all

[stark torrent]

bullets harder to get , only 30 round mags that cost a kidney each , expensive to mod , parts are locked behind most late gunsmith

burns like hell now

[ancient marsh]

don't forget it falls like a fucking rock

the bullets

also the durability burn has 2 effects

well

durability burn

and jam chance

[stark torrent]

i even tested , its not even funny

sr3m supressed - 1.5 mags before it jams
sr3m loud - 2 - 2.2 mags before it jams

like....bruh

sp6 full auto

[ancient marsh]

loud was basically like 7 rounds more

than suppressed

like

the gun would be much better if it was like

worth picking up

[stark torrent]

it's maximum 2 mags at full auto yeah

[ancient marsh]

if unsuppressed

[stark torrent]

i think ergo should affect smth more

as a stat

maybe sprint speed

a bit

idk

or like leaning speed

haha

[ancient marsh]

reload

absolutely reload

idk how that's not an effect

[stark torrent]

ye reload speed would be good

[ancient marsh]

honestly

still can't get over the fact that mastery 3 AK underhanded reload

is not faster

by any metric

[stark torrent]

i thought they were but yeah they are not

mastery also sucks cock

like again, give people a bonus besides that reload while scoped which is whatever

i always thought it should give you recoil and ergo bonus , like at least 10% or shit at max level

and make it twice as hard to level it

NO

No i remember

at lvl 3 mastery , the jam inspect thingie does it automatically

and faster

that would be good

at leas tthat

basically like in stalker, you press R again and it just unjams teh gun without having to inspect it as well

and faster anim

(also remove jam from arena you cucks )

[hallow stream]

7 trillion polygons on customs and woods please

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[stark torrent]

hot take , i think big round mags should be very hard to obtain

like 60 rounders and shit

[hallow stream]

Me and my friend will be playing this wipe

[stark torrent]

good luck vro

[hallow stream]

(im holding his dog at gunpoint)

[stark torrent]

dont go woods when i get my thermals

[hallow stream]

You think you will hit me

I don't play woods like a woods player

[stark torrent]

oh me neither

[hallow stream]

Liar liar pants on fire

I saw the images of you using snipers and shit on woods

[stark torrent]

I only tried thermal on a VSS once

didnt go so well

[hallow stream]

Me sprinting through the map like a serial killer coked up on 7 different endurance drugs with a shotgun with long range rounds

Does it work
No
Is it fun
Yes

[stark torrent]

i wonder if we get a new wipe trailer today

[fast garden]

I hope so

[fast garden]

Wipe officially confirmed on Twitter for tmr

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

What will we get

[ancient marsh]

flop pregnant

[native crypt]

customs but darker

[dapper grotto]

oh god

the customs rework

i forgor

[native crypt]

yup

we suffer

https://tenor.com/view/nintendite-ak1ra-slidz-gif-18629289

[hallow stream]

customs with 8 trillion polygons

my beloved

[native crypt]

now with even worse spawns

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-casket-gif-14075671

so it will prob be close to 10 hours , damn

good thing is imma be away to christmas dinner with family all day

[dapper grotto]

will keep you updated how BSG is breaking tarkock again

also

early quest

with new customs

[stark torrent]

pocket watch will be done with a pistol , proned in a bush until 10 minutes left and chill

cant wait to grind filing cabinets on streets for 2 months

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

Man fk this game

[dapper grotto]

ivan expecting you to call us BSG shilling idiots and to kys about 25 times when wipe hits tommorow

[ancient marsh]

pocket watch is gonna be inside reshala's cervix or sth after the update

pop a honey pack with a rhino pill and extract the watch without drinking water for 15 minutes

(jaeger quest)

[vivid dawn]

You get the pocket watch after tickling Nikitas Ass

[stark torrent]

drop a fat one in dorms room 306 ( the key is gonna be 2 mil )

[exotic vector]

uh oh

[dapper grotto]

ground zero and customs rework here we come

[vivid dawn]

RUH ROH RAGGY

[native crypt]

Remove lighthouse and transfer the quests to reserve

Give a reason to go into the 8000 key rooms on that map

[pallid bolt]

Reserve is a shit hole

[native crypt]

It was fire before d2

Ran good to

[real solstice]

Mai wipeeee

[native crypt]

Tomorrow

[soft coral]

The game is a shit hole

[stark torrent]

Lighthouse punisher 4

tarkov shooter quests

[dapper grotto]

shoreline

[stark torrent]

kill 25 scavs on interchange

[dapper grotto]

also betting that customs FPS is gonna shit itsefl

[soft coral]

interchange

spawn
walk 5 meters
get domed across the highway

the biggest pieice of shit

[stark torrent]

When all my traders are lvl 4 but ragman is lvl 2 at lvl 50

[soft coral]

fk ragman armors are trash anyway

we run 500k gun with 50k armor

[stark torrent]

i take my armor from scavs cause XinBongBao has aimbot anyway

[soft coral]

man I thank allah every day I'm not playing

[stark torrent]

neck hitbox the biggest piece

[soft coral]

I wouldn't wish for gypsies to play tarkov even

I'm not a monster to wish such a fate on them

@stark torrent is sound still shit?

do a.I still have aimbot?

[dapper grotto]

is water wet

[soft coral]

touche.

Don't know why I asked when I know the answer

[exotic vector]

5k armor you mean

[fast garden]

Sound is getting impossibly worse

Every time they touch the sound

They manage to make it worse

Whoever is green lighting the sound changes needs to have their brain studied in a jar

[stark torrent]

Brother was probably used as a test dummy for helmets irl

Thats why 545 is so shit , bro tanked irl and bsg put it ingame

[fast garden]

They probably used him to test helmets for in game stuff too, if this guy with no brain can tank headshots from 308 maybe that’s what we put into the game?

All the unheard money is going to prevent nikita from his incoming Norwood 5

Me and my friend joke all the time about the Scavs just being the trapped souls of dead soldiers stuck in Nikita’s special ai “machine” learning project

[stark torrent]

well he is picking all hobos cause there aint nothing learning in there

[soft coral]

Happy holidays for christmass I wish servers exploded

[fast garden]

Don’t worry it’ll happen

[soft coral]

mashallah

[fast garden]

It’s why 99% of scavs are stupid and then occasionally one is a terminator

[stark torrent]

they will tommorow

after 10 hours of patching it will be 3-4 of server issues

i love waiting a whole day for a shit game to be updated

hellyeah

[soft coral]

you picked it

you suffer through it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[fast garden]

I love my shit game

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

cba to ping 10 people

[fast garden]

I love seeing this guys videos

He shows up all the time on my insta feed

Oh that’s a rat there’s a rat in that cup

Man I’m so glad I work tomorrow on wipe day

Because the patch is gonna happen

It’s gonna get delayed 2 hours

It’s gonna get delayed another hour

Tarkov tv will maybe be delayed

Or no actually

Stream will start and nikita will be like “uhhh yes servers shitting bed now do not worry ve vill ve ve ve vill get it working soon, uhhh soon guys.”

He will show off dogshit sound and recoil no one asked for

Maybe the ak-50

And some more shit we already knew about

[stark torrent]

what caliber is ak50

[fast garden]

Update will get delayed another hour

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

oh

50

yeah

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/brandon-hererra-ak50-ak-50-brandon-hererra-gif-15919813134698353704

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-allen-willem-dafoe-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-chad-uv-uk-ondi-gif-27368842

[fast garden]

So that thing you are looking at will be in tarkov

[stark torrent]

hell yeah

cant wait for .50cal to have 38 pen and 69 dmg and not kill shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1319988274135040060/ezgif-6-37e265dee8.gif

[fast garden]

Let’s take bets on what ammos and the stats on them

I’m thinking we get 2-3 different ammos

[stark torrent]

we defo getting some bullshit soft point with 17 pen and 200 dmg or shit

[fast garden]

Like dogshit 22 pen 199 dmg
Medium 43 pen 152 dmg
Ap 89 pen 105 dmg

[pallid bolt]

man idc what armor you got on, taking a 50 BMG to the chest is going to kill you

[fast garden]

Anyway, when update finally happens, half of the people won’t even be able to get in or even get the download going

[pallid bolt]

blunt force trauma

[fast garden]

You uh realize what game we are talking about yes?

[untold harness]

medium will be some max tier trader quest and AP will be a pisskeeper 10th quest unlock

(Pisskeeper will still be bugged)

[fast garden]

And the people who do get the download will still have to wait 2 hours to get in

[hallow stream]

friend doesnt want to play the tomorrows tarkov wipe

[fast garden]

And then the servers will fucking explode for 27 straight hours

[hallow stream]

gg

[fast garden]

The best part of all this wipe day shit is that there will be so many people complaining that they can’t play PVE

[stark torrent]

cant wait to get muted on official eft for saying i dont care while scratching my balls

[fast garden]

We may go down together but our gospel will be spread

I will be on the shitter at work or at home telling people to use print screen and that “yes pve not wiping is normal”

[stark torrent]

they kept crying they dont get pre wipe events

[hallow stream]

still cant believe ppl pay

20 bucks

to play pve

on top of their default game purchase

when spt is right there

they get taxed fucking TWICE

so its like 100 something USD

[fast garden]

And it has all the same bugs pvp does, while also having its own unique worse bugs

[stark torrent]

All for Nikita to say

PvE is not a priority for us

get fucking fucked

[fast garden]

Standard is like $40 usd and the pve mode is what 20

It’s such a scam it’s hysterical

[hallow stream]

40 usd

no tax

you must not forget that every purchase on bsgs site

gets taxed

like 15 bucks

[fast garden]

Oh yeah and the xsolla tax is insane

Forgot about that

It’s like 25%

$250 unheard ?

Na bro that shit is like $320

[fast garden]

Aren’t we supposed to get prestige this wipe too?

Because if so:

[stark torrent]

mate i think you gonna need more vacation days

than legal

[fast garden]

Covid wipe flashbacks

No job

Just tarkov for 17 hours a day

Actual depravity

[stark torrent]

That room smelled of smth

[fast garden]

Light a match it would explode

I’m ending this wipe at lvl 70 after barely playing the last 2-3 months

Arena xp was fraudulent

I’m super curious as to what they would do for prestige

[hallow stream]

lets be so real

nobody is going to prestige

[fast garden]

But like if there’s sick ass clothes at prestige 10 I’ll have it by the end of the wipe

[hallow stream]

unless it gives super good rewards

[fast garden]

No one normal

It’s probably gonna be cosmetic shit

[hallow stream]

like normally prestiging just makes you lose all your prog and gives you a funny little icon next to your character

nobody sane doing that shit

[fast garden]

In which case I’ll do it for cool cosmetics

[hallow stream]

who would set themself to 0 everything again and then play the wipe

its either gonna be people prestige as wipe ends
people don't prestige at all

[fast garden]

Mate I genuinely went to a psych ward for trying to detonate my head with a shotgun this is nothing

The broke/early experience is where I have the most fun

If there’s cool ass cosmetics and maybe other unique profile/account/other things that other people can see on prestige people imma do it

IF I think it’s cool enough

But that all being said it depends ENTIRELY on how it’s implemented

If you have to get to like level 65 to prestige ehhh

[hallow stream]

knowing its bsg

it will be horrible

[fast garden]

Yeah I’m gonna come back down to earth now

Fuck

[hallow stream]

yea you see you weren't thinking abt it

whats gonna be cool is what the spt modders will be able to do with the scripts they put into the game for prestiging

id say they would literally be able to make many different progression modes

[fast garden]

Yeah that’s probably true

[hallow stream]

like theres literally already a rogue lite mod for eft

[fast garden]

Which looked kinda mid BUT really cool

[untold harness]

Improbably gonna play wth wipe until monday

[fast garden]

Like it’s awesome that someone could do that

[fast garden]

Spt players on their way to play 5 days of nightmare fuel before stepping back into the comfort of their playable game

“Imma just wait for someone to port th… oh it’s already here cool”

[untold harness]

I dont play PvE games 🙏

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Cool math games chess or official PVE

https://tenor.com/view/costco-hotdog-solana-costcodogsol-hotdogsareincontrol-gif-18392310980213507213

[untold harness]

I used to be in the school chess club (I have never seen a naked woman irl)

[fast garden]

Why are they hotdogs

Whatever I fucking hate tenor

[hallow stream]

I know as soon as I can count the cheaters I meet on 1 hand I can go back to SPT/not playing at all

[fast garden]

Yeah fuck you guys your developers like you

[hallow stream]

[untold harness]

the cheaters are always the worst at the start of wipe tbh

I saw more cheaters in first 2 weeks of this wipe than I did like all of last wipe

[stark torrent]

money is being made

[fast garden]

They gotta get their money to sell

All bout them dollas

[stark torrent]

they buff up accounts by 1st month and then they sell them

this one is gonna be a long wipe either at least 6-7 months

[untold harness]

Get dollar from people buying accounts after getting banned
Get dollar from people going to PvE after dying cheaters

[stark torrent]

we gonna get fucked watch

[untold harness]

Wipes should be every 4 months honestly

[fast garden]

Because cuck father of 27 only has 5 minutes to play every month and buys 50 mil for $25 so he can play comfortably for the wipe

[hallow stream]

ngl

i said this b4

but you should have diff servers with diff wiping schedules

no matter when the update is

like survival games have

[stark torrent]

very agreed

[fast garden]

Rip game population

[hallow stream]

nah

you could just

show

[untold harness]

That sounds awful for Tark

[hallow stream]

how many players are registered

to each server

pick server with most players

gg

[fast garden]

They would never admit those numbers

[hallow stream]

or well each wipe schedule

[fast garden]

It’s mostly inflated by long banned accounts

[hallow stream]

yea Im going off of what if bsg wasnt a dog shit company

too bad

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

you can just code so that it removes banned players from the count but BSG would probably brick half of tarkov with that

[untold harness]

It would split the playerbase too much though, it only works for survial games like rust or whatever because the game is set up so differently

[fast garden]

Still pissed that they won’t make skills level faster

[fast garden]

They’d delete everyone’s accounts again if they did that

Don’t cringe react me iedy

[stark torrent]

i cringe cause its true

[fast garden]

1400 raids of 4x surgery for max

[stark torrent]

bro

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

i dont have max strength still

im at lvl 50 this wipe

i couldnt bother finishing it fuck this game

[fast garden]

Lmao

[stark torrent]

1st wipe since i started in 12.12

[fast garden]

Bro had max hideout before strength end

[stark torrent]

i got endurance but not str

[fast garden]

Do you like the smeel of fuel

[stark torrent]

Oh you bet

Imma craft the shit out of this watch

[fast garden]

I started fueling this wipe after you were posting about it

It’s so worth fueling it up

[stark torrent]

you know whats worse

it's fucking useless

cause they removed most good crafts i used to do like the ammo ones

so yeah its kinda whatever

all i did was bp and m55a1 thats it

[fast garden]

Oh yeah I only did management not crafting

Crafting wasn’t worth this time

Not shit worth crafting

[stark torrent]

Yeah it's whatever , you can make some money

[fast garden]

I just made pab-9 all wipe

[hallow stream]

itd probably also just make the pve'ers like

not pve

[fast garden]

Doubt

[stark torrent]

Hideout is good for the % i guess , it comes naturally

[hallow stream]

okay the most appealing thing abt pve

[stark torrent]

jsut keep everything stocked

[hallow stream]

is you decide when you quit

and then just come back

and well probably just start all over again cus lol

[fast garden]

Most people who went to pve just get skissued so hard (which is fine, not everyone is a god) so they don’t want to put in the time

[hallow stream]

if there were servers that wipe each month a good amount of ppl would play

[fast garden]

They make this VERY OBVIOUS on EVERY SINGLE Reddit post possible

[hallow stream]

now the question is how many of them get skill issued by players who aren't cheating

[fast garden]

The majority

The vast majority

You know how many times I get cheating accusations? I love it so much

And I’m sure everyone here has gotten accused before too

[stark torrent]

idk if i showed you before

[untold harness]

R E A L

pve gamers literally just have skill issue and cant cope that maybe someone is better than them

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

my pov

[hallow stream]

we will legit never know if any of these like stereotypes and shit are true cause bsg never releases stats

I love this debate

[fast garden]

Like I’m definitely one of the first people to yell skissue, but I have infinitely more respect for people who are AWARE and don’t complain about it like everyone is a cheater

[hallow stream]

its so pointless and never ending

all they would have to do is show they are capable of being a game development studio

[untold harness]

I know Im not amazing at the game I just like sniping 🙏

[fast garden]

Oh that’s aooooo good

[hallow stream]

did he call you a cheater

i dont understand the language

[fast garden]

Ohhh goodness gracious

Oh that’s delicious

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-come-gif-22105215

[untold harness]

He reported for cheating too

[hallow stream]

you see

that would be so easily fixed as well

[hallow stream]

with a kill cam

[fast garden]

Bro didn’t even check profile he went straight for the throat

[hallow stream]

like jesus christ they just need to implement simple FPS

features

[fast garden]

That was just a thermal player skissue

[hallow stream]

and the game would be like 300 times better

[stark torrent]

nah it was like 3 wipes before

there was no profile thingie

[fast garden]

Ah ok

Didn’t look that hard

[stark torrent]

he was just retarded

left peeking the big fucking doorway

[untold harness]

"I have thermal that means I can forget all my game knowledge"

[hallow stream]

im just gonna go ahead and guess that guy also plays for like

8 hours daily and got pissed off

then started reporting at the end of his session like a idiot

[fast garden]

Dudes with thermal will have that happen to them and forget things can exist outside of the 15 fov scope

Insta report

90% of the time

[stark torrent]

once you play thermal enough you spot cheaters

before they kill you

you look at someone from 200m and he snaps back at you its over

i throw my gear in the water

[fast garden]

that’s so fucking real

God

Looking through the scope like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1321230963262357617/9eswiz.gif

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

ALOOO

[untold harness]

[fast garden]

Oh my god I’m gonna bust

I can’t

BAAHAAH

[hallow stream]

dude seeing that clip

oh my god

Im reminded how many times that happened to me on woods and customs

on my first wipe

I thought it was AI

[stark torrent]

you can see how he shoots before he even turns

his radar probably alarmed so hard his neigbhours and whore mother woke up

[hallow stream]

then it would be a player

[fast garden]

The worst kind of comm from a teamate is hearing a shot, him getting shot back, and him just being like “nah we need to go”

[hallow stream]

ngl

I think eft would be so much better with a creative vision that isn't nikita

and someone actually half competent

replaced him

[fast garden]

Honestly, I don’t think his vision is bad per se, but they are just all clinically retarded

[hallow stream]

you basically just said the 2 opposites of each other

the games missing like a trillion things that can be so easily implemented its funny

and its all because of greed

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

MP7 blackjack naked on woods , he checked violet

bro locked in

you know i pissed him off like a mosquito

[hallow stream]

he shat himself and realized hes getting shot

his radar wasnt saying you have LOS

cause he was going between trees

love how he just turns and insta kills

[stark torrent]

me and my teammate casually getting full auto'd from the other side of shturman camp

across the lake

i have a wild one but lemme find it

@fast garden @hallow stream @untold harness

what a dogshit game

bro was on top of sniper rock with a stock AK 74U

aimbotting everyone

[hallow stream]

this is where I wish there was kill cams

so you could see his POV

[fast garden]

Dude I miss the ones that sit on sniper rock

[hallow stream]

how hes accounting for bullet drop and shit

[untold harness]

[fast garden]

And just kill the whole map

[hallow stream]

you could probably see a whole HUD telling him how to hit people

with bullet drop and everything

and it just auto snapping onto it

[hallow stream]

just by looking not that you would actually see it in the replay

[fast garden]

Some dickhead/bot joined a server I mod for and sent like, cheating server links and advertisements and one of the videos is just a dude on sniper mountain full autoing a mosin and insta reloading it and wiping the entire lobby in like 23 seconds

[hallow stream]

the day tarkov like

outsources to a anti cheat company to rent/pay for a anti cheat

i will actually be playing actively

[fast garden]

We should just get eac AND battleye at this point

[hallow stream]

thats what I want

itd be so good

and just like

[stark torrent]

we should get actual drone strikes on their last known IP adress

[hallow stream]

put the game on steam god fucking damn it

[fast garden]

Was battleye even good when it was used for battlefield

[stark torrent]

nah battleye sucks

[fast garden]

How would they get their 20 dollars of tax

[hallow stream]

tru

[stark torrent]

but tarkov sucks more because the game is made like shit

ivan is right here

[hallow stream]

plus they don't want us to fucking see

[stark torrent]

the game is literally built on shit

[hallow stream]

how many players there are

[stark torrent]

it has so many security breaches

[hallow stream]

you see thats where you hire competent devs

and invest money

into said devs

to MAKE A RESCRIPT

of the game

and then release it later with a trailer and everything and hype it the fuck up and boom

more new players

cause the game is actually not running on dog shit now

but well its nikita he wants his game in the state its in

waiter waiter 9 more mercedes in my garage please

launder more money

thru the british office

[stark torrent]

a guy on reddit actually went to that location and it's literally deserted , a building with 2 desks and 5 chairs in ruin , and it's rented by 3 other companies alongside BSG

[hallow stream]

im gonna call it like ivan rn by 2028 nikita is either gonna be in jail

or EFT falls off and becomes irrelevant due to a way better product releasing

for a more affordable price

or the game just stops fucking working cause its built on dog shit

[hallow stream]

laffetie literally found the building

i still remember it

holy fuck

i was dying

[fast garden]

oh sorry its uh only people who live in st petersburg

[fast garden]

i think this would be a sign that the antichrist roams the earth

if eft is not the most captivating piece of shit at any given point in time the world has ended

[hallow stream]

Abi has already shown that dog shit like tarkov is easy to replicate

It fell off hard as fuck yea but thats because it literally did nothing

You can make a game that makes the player base talk abt it
After that its just a matter of being more competent than bsg

Which noone has shown

[fast garden]

honestly its rather impressive

how can you be less competent than bsg

thats a pretty low bar

[hallow stream]

Equivalent level of greed

Gray zone warfare

[fast garden]

gzw and abi both are ass

[hallow stream]

The higher the greed the bigger chance of fail

[fast garden]

both were ftp tbf

its inherent there

they are both 100% cash grabs

chinese ftp mobile tarkov

yeah buddy

just go ahead and open the wallet

[hallow stream]

Gzw was 40 bucks

[fast garden]

oh sorry

[hallow stream]

The issue is the game was legit dog shit underbaked

[fast garden]

gzw i had delta force in mind

gzw was made by a mobile game company with no big game history btw

they made this

[hallow stream]

Legit one of the best mobile games ever

[fast garden]

yeah they deadass went from goated mobile game to single worst tarkov clone

[hallow stream]

Gzw could've been good if they released 6 months later or so like the youtubers and testers told them to do

Wait and polish the game

[fast garden]

yep

game was so unplayable on launch

no one talks about it anymore

[hallow stream]

I still remember the gzw channel

Ah it felt so good to call the game complete ass and telling the players it was going to die

[fast garden]

[next temple]

It lacks content thats for sure

[fast garden]

my favorite thing to do to dieing games

[next temple]

I cant believe I actually bought it lol

I guess graphics are good.

[hallow stream]

I refunded it

Legit one of the worst games ive ever played

[next temple]

I got a steam account for dirt cheap

[hallow stream]

I ran into 8 game breaking bugs before entering 1 raid

I quadra headshot a npc and it didnt die

Immediately knew i wanted my money back

[fast garden]

i still dont know why i didnt refund that garbage

oh because i never could get in a game with the people who begged me to buy it

the tarkov doom train

[next temple]

The fucking 1.0 roadmap goes till 2027

It is not undercooked, they didnt even put it in the oven

[fast garden]

no fucking way

thats genuinely more retarded than unity 2022

[next temple]

Also I want to set fire to intel HQ

Who the fuck thought dropping LGA 1151 was a good idea

[fast garden]

did it kill your dog? im out of the loop

[next temple]

Cant get a good 1151 CPU without paying 500 euro

[next temple]

They discontinued it

[fast garden]

[next temple]

They didnt even account that majority of Intel PCs run on fucking LGA1151

Mfs have to buy new motherboards just to upgrade and not lose a kidney

Like WHO THE FUCK

[hallow stream]

Just get amd

Same socket for literal years

Never need new mobo

[next temple]

I will have to go through 7 circles of hell rebuilding the pc from the ground up

[hallow stream]

Wym

[next temple]

And also I need a new MB

[next temple]

Intel MBs aint compatible with AMD

[hallow stream]

Thats obvious

What im saying is you wont need to upgrade motherboard for a while

[next temple]

That is true

But again the thought of taking out half the components and reinstalling them terrifies me

[hallow stream]

Its easy

Just dont stand on carpet and ur gonna be fine

[next temple]

Last time I switched my PSU and GPU

Took me 2.5 hours cause of the fucking cable managment

Mini-ATX moment

[hallow stream]

Oh

Now it makes sense

Why are you rocking a mini atx

[next temple]

Cause that is a pre built PC I had for a long ass while

[hallow stream]

I feel you

I started with a alienware prebuilt that had a 660 and a 4350 or some dogshit

[next temple]

The only old parts from OG build is the case and the motherboard

[hallow stream]

If i was you id just get the whole build into a case with better airflow

With new parts ofc

[next temple]

Temperature aint an issue at all

[hallow stream]

What cpu are you running

[next temple]

I7-9700

Not even a k

[fast garden]

mini atx prebuilt

[next temple]

(Fucking end me)

[hallow stream]

Oh so basically the same as me

[fast garden]

yeouch bro

[hallow stream]

Im running a K

[next temple]

A k is at least not going to kill itself running newer games

[fast garden]

tarkov players will steal a school computer and then complain about tarkov performance

[hallow stream]

I got a pretty spacious case with a good amount of room

And my shit still runs 70 celsius

Tower cooler too

[hallow stream]

My gpu is doe