💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

still i think they should give buffs to crafting later game

no one uses it later on

only time i imagine is maybe ledx crafts or defibs

ammo?

idk

[stark torrent]

oh you see , im crafting a lot

even after i got max

to get moneyyy

[wintry ridge]

for profit i bet

yeah

[stark torrent]

but yeah like it's whatever at this point

[wintry ridge]

you're not crafting late game crafts

[stark torrent]

ammo indeed, too bad most ammo crafts got removed

[wintry ridge]

prolly just wires and hoses

[stark torrent]

all i craft now is 55a1 and BP , basically only ammo worth

[untold harness]

wtf is this fog

[vivid dawn]

Silent hill event

Nikita is on the way to you

Pls stay calm

[soft coral]

its perfectly normal and realistic

[dapper grotto]

tbf this is the weather outside at my place atm

[untold harness]

You arent in the middle of a city though lmao

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent i get a tigz short, and the next short is the marine

[stark torrent]

fuckin bsg

[stark torrent]

Like i've been rly trying to enjoy some chill woods a bit but this fucking fog makes me rly not even want to open this shit game

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Like unless i rly sweat with thermals

I cant see fucking balls

While i was typing this i lost karma

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[dapper grotto]

partisan planting mines in the prison pocket as we type

[fast garden]

I love how he plants them mid sprint

He just fucking drops them like banana peels

[untold harness]

Currently tryna find the COFDMs for Mechanic

I have found 1 in like 20-30 lighthouse raids

[stark torrent]

wait until you find out LK is bugged again anyway

[untold harness]

Wait what

[stark torrent]

Yeah, all wipe something was wrong with it one way or another

Right now it seems the quests are bugged again , sometimes you get no rewards for finishing it ( Like unlocking the SPEAR ) , or the quests reset or shit

I wanted to go for him until i read that , now i rly dont give a fuck

[untold harness]

The only reason Im doing this is ofr the spear/hybrid ammo

[fast garden]

yeah rn its like 50/50 that when you get the tast after assesment 3 you get softlocekd

blank text box after accepting a task

lmao

[untold harness]

How do BSG so consistantly fuck things up lmao

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

The warm blanket of BSGs reproductive matter all over shoreline

The “”””fog”””” has genuinely been insane

Event went on customs and it looked like bf3 with the thick layer of blue fog

[stark torrent]

Fart Fog

[soft coral]

enter it you get poison debuff

[stark torrent]

ivan took off his socks its over

[soft coral]

no its my dad

comes home
takes socks off
moms plant dies

we lost

[fast garden]

Comrade Ivan, consider epsom salts

Even if you have to knock papa Ivan out with a chair to do it

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

isn't it just salt and water

[fast garden]

Not really

Salt is more of a technical term iirc

It’s magnesium sulfate

[hallow stream]

saying that shit like anyone uses compasses

its so funny

[fast garden]

i actually liked them a lot when they had their own slot and keybind

its useful for people who are less familiar with maps and areas

[hallow stream]

That compass aint helping with shit!

Map on 2nd screen is required as a new tarkov player

[winged mica]

I always wondered why Map is still a thing in Tarkov

I thought it was I had to buy a map to of course view map but then it barely tells you shit

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/b8DmDe

[ancient marsh]

awwww mate, don't they see a "no parking" sign?

[compact knoll]

Fricking jackass

[pseudo storm]

Great Counterattack

[stark torrent]

Rare tarkov dopamine moment

Won 2v1 ambush , blacked head but alive

Nice target aquisiton, wouldnt be surprised if they called you a cheater

Ngl 1st guy was probably a head , neck , blud got removed instantly

[ancient marsh]

mods

stop this mod

[fast garden]

I would have loved to hear those comms

Literally walked out with my back turned and got shot in the back of the head

[stark torrent]

AH MATE you cant thermal here mate

[compact knoll]

Ctrl alt prtscrn to only screenshot one monitor

[stark torrent]

Secret Tech Unlocked

Thank you artyom

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

windows shift s my beloved

[ancient marsh]

it's shift windows S

if youstart with win first

you are wrong

and i hate you

[compact knoll]

no fuck you

its win shift s

[fast garden]

i move my thumb off space to do it

win first

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

i dont think this needs translation

[stark torrent]

ughh yes it does

so what you can shoot through concrete or what

[compact knoll]

concrete there has properties of plastic

so it can be penetrated by pretty much anything

including the 40mm nade

[fast garden]

it didnt

lmao

thats uh

really funny

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent you stoopid

[fast garden]

wonder if the gp-25 can send nades through it too

prolly

[stark torrent]

the floor is just made of T90 ERA

[untold harness]

Advanced warfare

[stark torrent]

waiter waiter more CPCs

[fast garden]

why do you have so many bandages

oh you use them

i hate that the scar is actually like good now

since the mdrs are ass

[stark torrent]

it rly grew on me ngl

[fast garden]

and they actually have ergo

yeah the thing was always that the scar has no recoil

but low rof, big as fuck on the screen and no ergo/no mods

the mods part was helped enough for it to be good, and the mdr was killed so bad that its the only real option

i like it tho

still dont like how big it is but whatev its good at shootin

[stark torrent]

yeah they could improve on that

[fast garden]

the scar is a fucking huge gun i dont expect it

[stark torrent]

it is chonk af even irl

[fast garden]

just look side by side at the scar and the g28 you have on

the scar is fucking huge

and the g28 is by no means a small gun

[stark torrent]

it has to be how the gun is seated in first person

and yeah i bring bandages because i usually only bring a single salewa and i dont wanna use it on bleeds

got used to that weight management bullshit since BSG wants every pmc to stomp the moment he picks up peas

[ancient marsh]

Pipe is 300m away full autoing m62

[real solstice]

My vision is augmented

[real solstice]

wish it was more like in ISS

[ancient marsh]

TRICKS on it

woops didnt mean to tag u

[untold harness]

Theres 2 groups of people who like the zombie event

Its their first wipe or its their 5th+ wipe

[brittle sinew]

I wish ISS wasn't lowkey dead

[lethal vault]

Hell naw for first wipe, noobs would be hating the fact they're using more ammo/kits

Including my self since am rusty as fuck

(I want someone to do around 10 runs with me and help with my pve quests so i can get back into the game)

[untold harness]

Best way to learn is to do

[untold harness]

Tark down rn?

[untold harness]

oh its back now

[fast garden]

plenty of the smart ones realized it was a very easy way to get a shit ton of money and all they needed was a 366 ak and the 20 rd mags

[lethal vault]

Wait- the vepr is actually good against zombies? Or 366 tko??

[fast garden]

366 was yeah

[lethal vault]

Damn

Ight

We doin 366 build tonight

[fast garden]

zombies are long gone bro

[lethal vault]

Still need someone to run with me for a bit tho

[lethal vault]

Ight

[stark torrent]

Today we switch a bit , we go Woods

[compact knoll]

bro is playing tarkov

[stark torrent]

2 days artyom

and we get Stalker Two : The Heart of Chernobyl

[compact knoll]

stalker two

two fps

[vivid dawn]

Chornobyl

Chartnobyl

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[rough wasp]

BASE

escape from beta

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll MILF

MAN I LOVE FOG

[untold harness]

Why would someone spend this much on an RFB

[stark torrent]

copium prob , they think its a good gun

[real solstice]

3 wipes ago ass gun

[untold harness]

They could have even just done an SR-25 and had better everything or a scar or whatever else

[fast garden]

literal only thing is does better than those two

is 30 rd mags

bc no one wants to use an m1a

[brittle sinew]

Blud is still playing Tarkov

[fast garden]

but he aint using them

rfb gamers never change

[brittle sinew]

That fog bro, how do you just accept it

[untold harness]

With a thermal it seems

[fast garden]

i think its fun

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov players are the epitome of boiling frog istg

[fast garden]

literal only problem i have with the fog is AI

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[fast garden]

i wouldnt describe that as copium but ok

weather effects are cool

[untold harness]

I think the fog on shoreline is a bit much

Its super dense every like 30 seconds

[stark torrent]

i think the fog overall sucks , its not good

if it was done right, sure , but it shows inside buildings and that thicc fog benefits nobody from a gameplay perspective

i would rather not have it

[fast garden]

ok yeah building fog sucks ass, but i like the fog setting in and letting you move around more safely

[stark torrent]

Like yes, you can have a bit more fog on rainy days , but it should never be 20m in front

• with the lightning sometimes it looks like a flashbang, also it shouldnt happen on streets lol

[junior inlet]

Too much silent hill growing up

[wintry ridge]

this kinda makes me realize how fuckin massive the scar H is

[exotic vector]

now this doesn't happen often

(your fault iedy)

[exotic vector]

wtb new face shield

[exotic vector]

On a scale of Team Fortress to Concord, how silly do I look

[real solstice]

you look like you have special eyes

[vivid dawn]

"My Eyes are augmented"

[fast garden]

ancient chinese secret

[stark torrent]

YOu remind me of BiliBili-XiaoZhuan from Labs

[stark torrent]

Today we are gonna try woods

[wintry ridge]

[untold harness]

4 more kills for assessment 1 🙏

[compact knoll]

Didnt you post the same fucking screenshot like 2 days ago

#💣tarkov-released message

Well almost

[untold harness]

Must just be an alt account

[fast garden]

Zombies

Surv rate and run throughs sells that guy

Cuck cheaters

[fast garden]

It is almost the exact same GPS coordinates

[brittle sinew]

Most original meta slave

[stark torrent]

i was literally posting the weather , not the gun or whatever i was usig

[brittle sinew]

I've seen your loadouts

you can't deny it bro

[stark torrent]

meta slave , when was mk17 meta since they added it ? @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

back me up here boys alfonso is cooking smth

[brittle sinew]

Why did you have to bring the horde

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585575484662874117/1274474135858188379/image0.gif

[brittle sinew]

You tell me though

[brittle sinew]

No drip, only meta

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

You know it's true

[stark torrent]

i mean scar literally had no attachements ofc im gonna use the new ones

im still surprised the ak12 got

like

nothing

lol

so lazy

wtf is wrong with bsg

[brittle sinew]

AK12 deserves nothing

We have a billion AK parts already

[stark torrent]

we need the fucking AEK

[brittle sinew]

No we don't

[stark torrent]

Ye we do , the 7.62 one tho

[brittle sinew]

We need optimization

[stark torrent]

Wont happen , players who plays this game accepted that

[fast garden]

Ur such a bum lmao that gun has been shit until 3 weeks ago

[brittle sinew]

Players who still play this game will accept anything istg

[stark torrent]

mk17 used to be for the drip until they made it meta now

cause nobody used it cause it was good

[brittle sinew]

Very true

[stark torrent]

i like the scars , sadly in EFT they have that weird FOV positioning

looks like u are carrying a fucking missile launcher

[fast garden]

Use anything that’s not a hunter or a stock ak and Pedro comes after you

[brittle sinew]

They ought to fix that

[fast garden]

Muh metAh

[brittle sinew]

I'm still pissed the hunter isn't meta anymore

[fast garden]

I wish they would buuuut tbh gun is fat as fuck irl

[stark torrent]

many guns rn are "meta" technically cause they have usable recoil

it's the fucking ammo that makes guns meta now

which ammo is available

[fast garden]

It should be cheaper tbh

[brittle sinew]

Other guns should fill as much on the screen then

[fast garden]

Rfb is like the same price lmao

[brittle sinew]

Realism argument is the worst argument for tarkov on god

[stark torrent]

im sure the spear would still be meta if it was on flea and hybrid on trader without lightkeeper buggy quests

[fast garden]

Other guns aren’t as big

[brittle sinew]

Now you're lying

[fast garden]

[brittle sinew]

This is true

[fast garden]

I have it and don’t use it because I don’t like the spear

[stark torrent]

man they fucked lightkeeper so hard , its insane how BSG cant get shit right

[fast garden]

I’m kinda weird tho

[fast garden]

It gets worse every week

Somehow

[brittle sinew]

Insane? It's expected

[stark torrent]

literally breaks every week with smth

but it was added like 4 wipes ago ffs

like bsg pls

[fast garden]

There’s like 20 different game breaking bugs with him

[brittle sinew]

The draft took all their devs

[fast garden]

At least they fixed the Tigz bug

After like 2 months

[stark torrent]

that is one of the incompetence level i never liked , code red breaking bug takes 2 months to fix

[brittle sinew]

Fuck tigz and other streamers for getting rid of silent crouch walking

[stark torrent]

because 100% of twitchon or whatever jorkin event they went

just like with the invisible playuers

[brittle sinew]

It was never as broken as they said

[stark torrent]

or the flashlight bug

[fast garden]

It’s still silent?

Not within 5 meters or so

[stark torrent]

brother those are core bugs they should be fixed in less than a day or two

they directly affect the game

[fast garden]

But it’s as quiet as it needs to be

[brittle sinew]

They shouldn't have changed it imo, bigger fish to fry

[stark torrent]

they waited what, 5 weeks to fix invisible bug

[brittle sinew]

Even when it was completely silent, it was neither broken nor good

[stark torrent]

another 2 months to fix the flashlight bug

[fast garden]

I think within 5 meters is totally fine lmao

[brittle sinew]

You had to pray your opponent was a retard who never checked their rear

[fast garden]

It’s more like 3 meters

[brittle sinew]

I'm not saying the current status is bad, I'm just saying they shouldn't have focused on it

3-5 meters is fine

[stark torrent]

Silent walking needed nerf but now it's as loud as walking and from like 20-30m

[brittle sinew]

It still allows you to sneak up on people (somewhat)

[stark torrent]

basically making it useless

[brittle sinew]

It didn't need a nerf though

[brittle sinew]

Because of this

It was so easily countered

[stark torrent]

Well you should never be able to move silently without any sound

[brittle sinew]

Just look behind every once in a while

[stark torrent]

Liek behind someone from 5m

[brittle sinew]

Fuck the realism argument

[stark torrent]

its not realism dude its gameplay

not fun, this is not ninja game

you have gear on you and shit

it makes noise

[brittle sinew]

Gameplay? An easily countered "stealth mechanic" is fine

[stark torrent]

you can be stealthy without crouch walking half the mapo

if you position yourself better first time you dont even need to move

[brittle sinew]

That is true

Istg get falcoengine out of here

[stark torrent]

but i mean it's not a big problem , i agree it should be silent after like 7-10 meters max

cause now if u crouch walk you are still heardable from far away , that is the other side of the spectrum , now you cant be silent at all versus squads which was the only advantage u had

[brittle sinew]

Yep

[stark torrent]

bsg as always cant balance stuff , they either go full loud or full silent

[brittle sinew]

Kid named comtac 7 or whatever that new headset is

[stark torrent]

proof they dont play their own game

same with looting cabinets and shit

[brittle sinew]

Proof they dont play their own game is fucking damirka

[stark torrent]

why is it so loud , and if the cabinet is empty, why does it make rustling noise

or the crate

[brittle sinew]

They don't care

[stark torrent]

they dont play their own game so they dont know how to tweak these changes

they need to be ingame and hear these noises in order to realise how loud they are

you can hear a dude looting cabinets 2 floors up

[brittle sinew]

I will forever miss winning against squads by sneaking around and playing tactically

[brittle sinew]

That's how it goes with any game that relies on gamers to playtest

[stark torrent]

Yeah tbf now if i run into squads , unless im pinned and depends of the map , i just run away

Get distance so im no longer loud

[brittle sinew]

We send feedback, they never listen

[stark torrent]

If someone hears you they will hold an angle until they die of old age

[brittle sinew]

Streamers cry? They listen 👂

[stark torrent]

Pestily will have soon another podcast with nikita

[brittle sinew]

Tigz cries about "crab walking" and it's removed within a couple weeks

[stark torrent]

cant wait to see what changes we get

[brittle sinew]

Lmao true

[stark torrent]

what ppl cry now i think it's the matchmaking

dead raids and long matching times

[brittle sinew]

Age old problem

[stark torrent]

pve rly ghosted this fucking game

[brittle sinew]

Never getting fixed if you ask me

[brittle sinew]

PvE was the final nail in the coffin

This is not to say PvE is bad (SPT is better), it's to say that it kind of fucked PvP

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean it defientely split the playerbase because , while SPT required some brian to install + ppl were afraid of getting banned

pve is just a button away , very convenient

[brittle sinew]

Split the playerbase between rats/blue collar gamers and turbosweats

Made PvP even worse

[stark torrent]

and pve sucks but it shows how people cant handle the "hardcore"of tarkov rly

ppl want an easier tarkov and thats a fact

nikita wants the opposite

[brittle sinew]

Absolutely

[stark torrent]

he makes the game a chore

[brittle sinew]

Too bad Nikita doesn't understand what a hard game is

Hard =/= tedious/chore

[stark torrent]

real

[brittle sinew]

Hard = I have to use my brain to win

[stark torrent]

like quest locking lightkeeper for example with 12 hr quests

[brittle sinew]

Not gear up with meta kits and hold angles

[brittle sinew]

This is what I kind of like about DaD, bosses require brain/memorizing attacks instead of them just being aimbots

The current player meta is even worse than Tarkov though

[brittle sinew]

Nikita is genuinely smoking crack for doing shit like that

[stark torrent]

at least he woke up about the crafts

no longer 120 bullets take 8 hours lol

[brittle sinew]

Oh? Nice

[stark torrent]

12 hours for 200 rounds of PBP 9mm

[brittle sinew]

I have a mod for SPT that makes crafts very short

[stark torrent]

120 m55a1 with max crafting now takes 1:27 hours

[brittle sinew]

As if you were actually crafting it

Instead of just being a mobile game

[stark torrent]

yeah that was just cancerous

[brittle sinew]

Not bad

[stark torrent]

like i woke up to go to work , start craft , came back from work and i still had 1-2 hours left on the craft

lmao

for 2 mags of bullets i can lose by getting a bad spawn and 1 tapped

[brittle sinew]

Man I remember that kind of shit

Crafting all that kit, takes the entire workday

Come home and lose it all in 10 minutes

[stark torrent]

also the ref addition fucked the balance a bit as well as arena

the leveling and the ref inventory was crazy

so many class 5s

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov NEVER understood the gearing up and actually playing time balance

Loadouts help, but they don't fix the fact I had to craft ammo and gear for hours

[stark torrent]

PvP is still a coin toss , between neck hitbox, bad ammo vs ez armor and hitreg

Sometimes you lose no matter how good your odds are lol

[brittle sinew]

Shit is easy mode in DaD, I spend as much time in game as I do in the menu (The menu never lags and is convenient af)

[stark torrent]

Like arms in this game still tank so much thorax dmg

[brittle sinew]

Rounds dont go through any more?

[stark torrent]

it's either you hit arms for a whole mag and the guy still alive or you hit him in the neck and he gets 1 tapped by shitty ammo

50/50

[brittle sinew]

I'm glad I played in the wipe with semi realistic plate hitboxes

[stark torrent]

they do but i swear they are bugged again or shit , they were buggy like 10 times

[brittle sinew]

Made it so gear checking wasn't as good

[stark torrent]

arms still tank a lot of damage even from high pen bullets

and fast bullets

[brittle sinew]

Made it so david (Timmy with SKS) could defeat goliath (Gigachad with 416)

And the combat was more consistent in that wipe (In my opinion)

[brittle sinew]

That sucks, I hate when the combat is inconsistent

[ancient marsh]

never, pretty much

[untold harness]

One of the worst recent changes they made honestly

is that they made your own walk volume really quiet

so I have no idea how much noise Im actually making

[untold harness]

It probably takes me like about a minute to gear up if I know what I want to run

If I need to craft ammo it takes what an extra 30 seconds every 90 minutes?

I have like 1400 rounds of BP only to stop using 7,62 AKs for whatever reason

[fast garden]

Lmao it was never accurate anyway

[fast garden]

Loadouts are cool for people like airwingmarine i guess

I’ve got a couple friends who are really really slow at menuing. Sometimes after a particularly good raid I can go do another solo or scav raid and come out after 12-18 minutes and he just be finishing up stash and gearing.

Meanwhile yeah. I have a full kit on in a minute or so, 2-3 if I don’t know what gun I want to use

Fast menu usage is like one of the top 3 best ways to improve your gameplay both in raid and out of raid, I’ll full loot everything I want off a guy in 30 seconds and be ready to move, some people will spend 5 fucking minutes on and around a body and wonder why they get caught so often

[stark torrent]

well thats a woods kit allright

[compact knoll]

susge

[stark torrent]

5 man on woods

two high levels fucking around with their timmy friends

[compact knoll]

kekw

[stark torrent]

they dropped them guns and shit

sank you for donation

is this secret ergonomcis gletch

[untold harness]

What headsets people running this wipe

Im still tryna figure out which ones I like

Im kinda vibin with XCELs and Com 4s rn

[real solstice]

Lightkeeper still doesn't have any trades, right?

Just some really mid services

[stark torrent]

com 5 and 6 drop from scav case and other shit non stop

i have like 10 pairs of them

otherwise whatever i have on hand , i ahvent bought a headset ever

Trader - Tac Sports

otherwise i use Xcel and com 4,5,6

only what i loot tho i never buy them

[fast garden]

Lul mines level 28

Basically

That+weapin skill ergo

It seems to make overswing bug out though

Guns just snap to points

[stark torrent]

at elite it does that yeah

good for 15kg guns like m60 pkp

[fast garden]

P much lol

Overswing on bipods is retarded

[stark torrent]

100% overshadow by burgerstategames

[fast garden]

Bipods are like a 9/10 not really needed feature tho

Love them so much

Bipod VSS range finder 10 rds pso?

RPDN test drive build mounted

Meta M4/74n bipod?

[compact knoll]

now we just need it to work on every gun without bipods

what do you even call it

just resting the gun

like in squad or arma

[fast garden]

Yeah gun mounting without bipod is actually worse than just using it regularly

You uh, can do that by the way

On every gun

It just sucks

[stark torrent]

It makes you seated so it's very situationa

and if u miss your shots you cant rly snap out and move fast so u die

i dont use it because these features came so late

i got used to playing normally

same with the left hand peek

aint doing that shit

i just avoid any left peeks by nature

[untold harness]

They should let your character be left handed or right handed when making it

[fast garden]

No lefties

[ancient marsh]

no

some insane guy will make a heatmap of all angles and find the optimal hand placement

[untold harness]

lmao

[exotic vector]

bros just lined up

[real solstice]

big if true?

[stark torrent]

no way

[wintry ridge]

how does BSG do it

does it count as a "player inventory" even though its in the hideout

I know someone debugged the player inventory and it really was just like a 9 slot pocket just rearranged for armor and guns and whatever

[wintry ridge]

like how if a cheater debugs a suitcase inventory its like a 3x3 or whatever when you open in

[real solstice]

RRs are only a mil on PvE

[fast garden]

this game

never ceases to amaze me

every time i think ive seen it all

ai friendly only to usec

shotguns causing serverwide lag

keeping rep from last wipe

arena wiping peoples shit not once, not twice, but three times

lightkeeper.

mags reloading in containers

and they invent some insane shit like this

[pseudo storm]

FELLAS

[wintry ridge]

idk it seems kinda tame

just copy pasting player inventory onto manequins and not having the extract check WHICH player inventory the red rebel is in

[fast garden]

you are in raid, and its reading that you have something in your hideout as something you have raid

some people were safe from the acc wipes by having the cheated items on mannequines

[wintry ridge]

yeah but its not like you can whip out a magic GL

[fast garden]

im gonna shove a scav in a backpack inside my gear rack

free coop ez

wonder if it works for like, labs transfer

[wintry ridge]

you're goin in the bagstack

[fast garden]

transit*

[native crypt]

One step closer to the katamari game mode

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden is goin in the bagstack and not comin out until prewipe events

[fast garden]

i fucking hate all prewipe events

grrr

[wintry ridge]

have fun eating old tushonka and AK parts

40 scav bps deep

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

i think tarkov needs a silent hill event where they just tarkov based horrors

[fast garden]

i member my first stash

[wintry ridge]

a building that is built outta backpack stacks

[fast garden]

random ass shitty rigs in shitty bags filled with random shit

[wintry ridge]

gotta go spelunking thru the scav BP cave

zombie event pistol zombies but with those toy guns

[real solstice]

yuo see ivan
in pasta marinara code
inventory is inventory blya

[wintry ridge]

only hit neck

[real solstice]

I got ERROR: OK
If I get back to my stash and don't have my raid loot...

[wintry ridge]

i stole it

it goes in the infinite backpack space dimension

whats the stack? a raid bag and a uhhh

big tan one

gives you like free space at the bottom row

[real solstice]

MBSS singularity

[wintry ridge]

i think they should have capture the bagstack and if time runs out it forms a blackhole and erases the game from everyone in the lobby's drives

[real solstice]

you can brick minecraft worlds by matryoshka dolling too many inventories

in modded*

[wintry ridge]

90000KK KG backpack
pop 2 mules and you can crawl with it

[real solstice]

2nd densest thing in the universe next to the BSG dev team

[wintry ridge]

thats not really, its only like what

[real solstice]

aight we're good

[wintry ridge]

90 trillion?

KG

[real solstice]

lmao It saved my paracord

[wintry ridge]

wait do you think you can make the game think you have no armor by giving the mannequin a RR and paracord in a backpack or something

no need to drop and pickup armor as it fades out

[real solstice]

not sure

[wintry ridge]

prolly not

im assuming it still check ur inventory

but also the mannequins as if it was urs

[real solstice]

two runs of the reserve food room and no tall-boy tushonkas

[wintry ridge]

@real solstice go woods

[real solstice]

I am making bank tho

[wintry ridge]

keep on reserving then

i wish they'd optimize that map more

thats hte only one that runs bad for zero reason

streets i understand but reserve is so small

[real solstice]

why is toothpaste 130k

[wintry ridge]

or atleast expand the map

[wintry ridge]

scav tooth event

[real solstice]

Probably because you've got the ratacombs in there

[wintry ridge]

they're droppin gold teeth

[real solstice]

oh I didn't know there was a new event

[wintry ridge]

[wintry ridge]

no

i love lying

[real solstice]

damn

[wintry ridge]

i think game should let us rip gold teeth outta scavs for cash

takes time but is 100% cash from a scav kill

instead of finding 30 rounds of HP ammo and some shitty rig

[real solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752755937000816701/1132045264945946776/96FE8BB2-4D78-478F-A992-6E1091DD3C93-1.gif

me when I get masterbaited on the internet

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-verified-verified-by-usec-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-tarkov-usec-gif-9723430833983656353

[native crypt]

I'd go Dirlewanger on them scavs if they all had gold

[real solstice]

I hate that I understand what that means

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[native crypt]

Jaeger would be first

Him and his bff partizan

[wintry ridge]

nah fr though game needs more silly ways to make cash

let me turn in scav fingers for fence or something

[native crypt]

Organ harvesting

[real solstice]

maybe this is why

[wintry ridge]

bounty hunting

yeah no wait

WAIT

yeah a daily to kill some random generated scav boss

[real solstice]

imagine if this bad boy was in tarkov

[wintry ridge]

spawns on any map but only where the daily/weekly tells you he is

and only in ur raid

100% chance but you gotta go hunt him down before some other player kills he ass

[native crypt]

Cutting off ears like it's Vietnam

[wintry ridge]

loot is mid but you gotta hold F over him to get an ear or something to chuck to prapor to prove you got him

idk i think game needs better daily/weekly quests

instead of "kill x scavs" or "turn in X items"

maybe give us "plant x at x location"

plant cameras in crackhouse or something

[native crypt]

Get a daily to go into random locked rooms

[wintry ridge]

and they could totally make the reward scale off the item you place

[native crypt]

Weekly version would be card rooms or marked rooms

[wintry ridge]

so if you need to place a ledx you'd get at LEAST a ledx back in reward money

[wintry ridge]

or maybe just tie it to only info items like jammers/cameras/those lighthouse ones

lighthouse ones could be the lategame weekly plant items since they're bulky 2x2 items and a pain to lug around

[wintry ridge]

yeah

weekly events that need you to explore the map beyond just like

going to boss spawn areas

also FUCK kill boss X times

those quests suck

rewards are always way worse than the loot you get from the bosses

[native crypt]

Kill shturman 20 times for a green battery

[wintry ridge]

each boss has like 300k worth of loot on em easy

just scale the quest assuming that each kill is 300k

so "kill shturman 3 times" for a weekly would pay out like 900k cash and then whatever random items

idk i think i'd rather have weeklies pay out TOO much sometimes than always be underpaying

eft's economy is already at venezuela level inflation, doesnt hurt if you get like 300k because you naded glukhar with an AGS

thats like 1 kit

[fast garden]

did anyone verify personally that this works

[real solstice]

I don't have the armor stands so I can't.

[fast garden]

im making someone play a 10 dolla indie horror game so

not really feasable

[hollow wing]

ik this chat smells like sweat and doritos

[real solstice]

I smell like manual transmission fluid sometimes

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/lEZQbY

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-noob-skill-issue-simply-a-difference-in-skill-gif-20780203

What ammo?

Not saying that isn't some bullshit

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/angela-orosco-eating-chips-silent-hill-woke-version-gif-4635212227864142801

[fast garden]

pp so par for the course on body shots

the headshots killed me tho

https://outplayed.tv/media/PPZxDJ

[wintry ridge]

outplayed for sure

headshot him faster

[fast garden]

yeah my fault tbh shoulda quad headshot him like he did me

wearing lshz with class 4 shield

5.45 bt

throat

[wintry ridge]

thats ur mistake

shouldve been ronin

[fast garden]

its the same damn thing lol

both class 4 full head

[stark torrent]

Train hard ( fuck our game )

[safe basin]

о, Роман с Никиткой прикольно

[granite coral]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

oh, Roman with Nikita is cool

[wintry ridge]

they'd rather hang with Ztards than fix bugs, classic BSG

[hallow stream]

Mr Nikita BSG another video about how bad the state of tarkov is released what should we do

Add another useless feature (like mounting wall) and buy me another mercedes benz

But sir

Shut the fuck up and go back to posting terrible tarkov memes on the twitter account

[next temple]

Train hard and justify Imperialism/Jingoism

[stark torrent]

[real solstice]

Yeah he's been cool with those 715 cucks for a long time

[fast garden]

Nikita invading my fucking town help

[ancient marsh]

The fog

[stark torrent]

MAN I LOVE FOG

[exotic vector]

@stark torrent have you ever used the "transit to [map]" exfil? Is there any real benefit to using them compared to just going back to your hideout

[stark torrent]

Yes, after you exit , if you alt + f4 before you find another game , it sends you back to the stash instead

so it can be used as an extra extract when u are not close to any real ones

[exotic vector]

[stark torrent]

otherwise , completely useless feature overall , you get nothing and no incentive to do it

if i am full with loot from one map , why tf would i want to go to another lol

without healing / drinking and restocking ammo in my stash

[exotic vector]

that's what I was thinking as well lol

[stark torrent]

i guess you can do the "marathon" quests as soon as wipe starts to get huge amounts of XP , but to be fair , its still not enough

with arena around, just do that instead

[untold harness]

I did it for the thicc case

🙏

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fog-fog-horn-spongebob-the-fog-scary-gif-25590686

[stark torrent]

🤨 6 hours rly

to be fair , all the cope goes to HAVING MORE PEOPLE IN RAIDS @fast garden

i really hope this puts more people in the same server or smth idk

[fast garden]

I’d rather a 7 minute queue with two other people in the lobby than a 7 minute queue with an entirely 100% full lobby full of spawn kills

Hopefully this does neither

[stark torrent]

yeah id rather not have 7 min at all

[fast garden]

I’m calling it now though

5+ min queues of 100% full aids lobbies, good luck if you play/live on less populated servers

I’m hopeful it’s more like ~2-3 min queues with mostly full / half capacity lobbies at minimum

Instead of the times where you will queue in 30 seconds into a dead raid

Basically, they have to strike a balance, and they have never been good at striking a balance with anything

Genuinely name one time they have reached a good balance

Actually, this wipe with the ammo trader availability and amount found in raid is pretty good

• crafts and craft times mostly

[stark torrent]

oh dont worry they gonna break the matchmaking 100% for 2 more hours after the patch

infinite matching on the bingo

[stark torrent]

i wouldnt mind that , but it has to be fast queue at least

like if i ahve 2 min queue i can get over spawnkills , i got used to go in cover immediately anyway

i dont rly die off spawn anymore cause i have a prone spot for every map now

[real solstice]

So I killed partizan last night but he didn't die and I couldn't loot him or damage him further

Got the achievement and kill credit in the post raid screen

[compact knoll]

yeah its a bug

new one too

sometimes he also keeps shooting

forever

[fast garden]

Doesn’t make it fun or good to have to do every raid

[real solstice]

This will introduce a new bug that will cause tagilla to spawn in your real life house and kill you in real life if you load into a raid and shoot at a scav with a tapco sks within the 1st 5 minutes of the raid

[fast garden]

Population will drop if people get bullshitted by spawns in every single raid, it’s already the worst part about playing this game for 90% of the people who play

[stark torrent]

think it happens only on pve

[untold harness]

"You see its actually not an issue if you just plan for the game being total dogshit "

[fast garden]

Just alt f4 from ur pve raid should fix it

[untold harness]

I like being able to be on smaller raids if Im doing some quests and shit

RIP rusted key gamers

[fast garden]

I just want a balance

It’s either dead empty, which is good for quests but most of the time leads to boring raids, or it’s so full that you are dead or have witnessed the entire lobby die in 6 minutes

[untold harness]

Streets gonna be unplayable if every raid is 16 people

[fast garden]

Zombies transit from labs to streets task was proof enough of that

Holy fucking everyone in the lobby

[ancient marsh]

Remember they wanted like 50 ppl there lol

[fast garden]

Cod warzone lobby

[stark torrent]

Streets gonna be the ultimate CPU benchmark

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

AMD will use that to releasee the 15700x4D

[fast garden]

256gb cache

CPU with a 1 TB cache size

Secret to unlocked FPS in tarkov

[untold harness]

My PC is made for DCS so Ill be fine on streets

(unless its foggy)

[fast garden]

Bro really said unless it’s foggy

Nikita has been gooning a lot lately there’s way too much fog on every map lmao

[untold harness]

Urban center with high rise buildings
Fog so dense you cant see 5ft infront of you

What is this climate called

[fast garden]

Inside buildings too

I like the fog

Not in buildings or skreets

[fast garden]

RTS fog of war

[untold harness]

So fucking real

[fast garden]

That’s EXACTLY what it feels like

[untold harness]

Tarkov but its from the Foxhole perspective

[fast garden]

Actual command and conquer view range

15 ft

[untold harness]

Nikita been playing too much of the new starcraft patch 😔

[fast garden]

Can’t wait for railguns and energy shields as a result of this

Smh nikita add the stalker rail gun

Prapor task

[lunar moat]

Killed 4 Player and got one tabbed by scav

Love it

[untold harness]

Just as Nikita intended

[real solstice]

DCS
Fog
where's your instrument rating

[real solstice]

Streets of Beijing

[pseudo storm]

Is it still super foggy?

[lyric cairn]

The dev roadmap? Yeah.

[real solstice]

using this because I want the big iron

its bad

the pmc holds it with all the firmness of a flaccid cock so it bobs up and down with recoil

I did not win

[real solstice]

I have switched the sight out for a laser and it was slightly more effective that way

[real solstice]

I am way too determined to get this stupid revolver unlocked

[wintry ridge]

i did it

its not worth it

at all

you dont even get ps12b

[real solstice]

Oh i figured it wouldn't be

K/D went from .99 to .66

you do on scout

cross-eyed mf

I'm totally washed too so I might as well have fun dicking around with a meme cannon instead of failing to sweat with a spear.

[real solstice]

Got put in the Filipino server apparently

[ancient marsh]

Yooooooo

[soft coral]

damn look at this shit game

[stark torrent]

Man i love Tarkov

[lyric cairn]

My PC just can't keep up with Sthalger 2

I'm putting it on the backburner until I can get a decent framerate

[stark torrent]

in NPC bases it's almost impossible to get stable fps

everything tnaks

otherwise , game runs ok-ish on a good rig , but it could be better

like a 3070 struggles which is not cool since that is not an old card nor budget at all

[lyric cairn]

I'm on a 2070S and I'm doing ultrawide 1440p, with a Ryzen 5600x. I was getting ~30fps at the very beginning before I ever got to any base.

I just need to save up and buy a new PC. It's time to let AM4 go, and upgrade to a rig that can actually take advantage of my monitor.

[untold harness]

Superwide gamer btfo

[soft coral]

I think we've already been over this in tarkov

we established that

same old song on a new voice as we Bulgarians say

[stark torrent]

i was stupid and used wrong settings

[soft coral]

ofc you did

[stark torrent]

i was usign FSR instead of DLSS because so many words and letters

now i have 80 fps with ACTUAL DLSS

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @rich arch

[fast garden]

Lmao

[stark torrent]

[untold harness]

It was working for me earlier

Patched
Working
Suddenly not working

Many such BSG cases!

[fast garden]

I haven’t played tarkov since stalker 2

I’ve been having fun

Rip tarkov matchmaking can’t wait for another invisible pmc bug too

[compact knoll]

i dont think thats artem man

mf they turned me into a femboy

[untold harness]

Welcome to the club uwu

[stark torrent]

[rich arch]

Oops, did you ping the right person?

[rich arch]

Heehee welcome on in

[real solstice]

A new user gets dragged into tarkov hell
Good work iedy

[compact knoll]

another one sacrificed to nikita

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-shadow-realm-gif-25892503

[untold harness]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-it-is-pointless-duck-it-is-pointless-pointless-gif-25302133

[fast garden]

Ok admittedly the forced offline raids are hilarious

[untold harness]

Wait what

[winged mica]

Former cat reincarnated into a Femboy, Shy, friendly and awkward :3

[compact knoll]

[untold harness]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089036315816894584/1170129304345116682/3EFB966B-B699-45E0-8D25-DAF7CB8EAEFA.gif

[vague cipher]

Hey guys I'm down to team up I play PvE. Playing Stalker 2 right but but def will be in Tarkov a bit too

[real solstice]

last hero on chop shop be like

[real solstice]

I am the one who chokes

[ancient marsh]

I love how literally nobody plays ranked

[untold harness]

They didnt fix the transiting bug

[hallow stream]

i can just imagine that guy alt tabbed at the last moments

And just saw himself die

[pseudo storm]

Activate Windows

[untold harness]

No

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shock-gasp-omg-open-mouth-gif-6026042042422959802

[brittle sinew]

Go into cmd and type
slmgr /ipk
slmgr /skms kms.xspace.in
slmgr /ato

[stark torrent]

Yeah game got old already, pls wipe

Its already stale af , did they at least fix matching?

Is it faster and more ppl?

I havent played since s2 dropped

[untold harness]

Honestly yeah

Raids dont seem to be max players though which is good

[stark torrent]

Aight....

Might be some promise

Guess ill have to test myself

[untold harness]

I have been scavving non stop all day and I still havent found any working LCDs

[fast garden]

https://x.com/VCFacts4Kids/status/1859815563092164831?t=lnHRVyguscsL9ER9djLjzg&s=19

Weasel-y Whackjob (@VCFacts4Kids) on X

STALKER is single player tarkov

Twitter · Nov 22, 2024, 4:25 AM

[untold harness]

Cool game

[soft coral]

almost as if you're playing a shit garbage game

who would've thought

[brittle sinew]

le game is le shite

[untold harness]

Did you get ratted at extract

[soft coral]

PHAHA @brittle sinew

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

[untold harness]

[brittle sinew]

Does he know?

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[untold harness]

[real solstice]

raids starting like the bar shootout in inglorious basterds

[stark torrent]

matchmaking is faster but servers are still dead ish to me

barely finding players

[real solstice]

supressors are foul

there's probably people in raid but you can't hear them if they're further than 3 bee's dicks away

unless they're running then you can hear them from a different map entirely

[fast garden]

big overlap with tarkov enjoyers and stalker 2 players plus these updates have been fucked

[real solstice]

I am the one who clutches

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

Mr. Fuel here taking notes from Jayce from Arcane

https://tenor.com/view/jayce-talis-beard-arcane-arcane-season-2-gif-14017974349092132220

[ancient marsh]

i dont watch geicane

[stark torrent]

i see , so you truly accepted you are brainless

[ancient marsh]

?

wuh

[strong hinge]

he is calling you stupid

for not watching geicane

i agree with him

[ancient marsh]

arcane is gei cause it';s related to league

[strong hinge]

yeah, its also good

[hallow stream]

anything league related is gei
but hes playing tarkov which is also gei
he has not accepted himself yet

[untold harness]

I watched arcane and play tarkov

Very cool server

Im being oppressed 😔

[uncut pendant]

Let’s do this Toz style

[rough sphinx]

The fucking Kolpak.

[winged mica]

Why does that look so goofy

[untold harness]

Damn pisskeeper is super fucking bugged this wipe huh

Apparently the uhh V3 flashdrive isnt spawning post zombie event and if it fails (which it will do if you extract without it) you cant get the quest back without killing Zryachiy and doing the make amends quest line

[fast garden]

Oh, yeah Lightkeeper post event is basically a 1/100 chance you pass all the bugs to even get access

[rough sphinx]

I have to reset to hopefully have a chance of trying to get Lightkeeper again since it bugged me. Good thing I escaped from Tarkov and went to the Zone instead.

[fast garden]

yeah its just too bugged rn to be worth trying

[uncut pendant]

Anyone here wanna run some PvE tarkov

[uncut pendant]

Idk I think this was a semi-decent scav run

[ancient marsh]

posting PVE scavruns

[hallow stream]

Shit game is shit game

[hallow stream]

Good job bro

[vivid dawn]

Still no SPT update

[untold harness]

Why did you take a picture with your phone

[hallow stream]

I just noticed that

Shift windows key s please

[ancient marsh]

he needs workbench 3 for that

[uncut pendant]

Practice is practice

[ancient marsh]

practice is fine, don't post your PVE scav runs ☠️

[uncut pendant]

Why not

[ancient marsh]

zero risk gamemode (scav) in zero risk gamemode (PVE)

posting loot like that is meaningless

[uncut pendant]

Fair enough

[stark torrent]

this game doesnt need more guns

but

hear me out

SPAS 12

instead of that dogshit aa12 nobody uses

[real solstice]

[tulip ridge]

I'm writin here to only send this

[soft coral]

my god this game is shit

[spring fable]

one could argue any screenshot from Tarkov is meaningless

[ancient marsh]

☝️ 🤓

"well, technically speaking"

[untold harness]

Less meaningful than usual

[spring fable]

bro having fun and wanting to share definitely has more meaning than the pve berating
pve even is a official gamemode now

[lyric cairn]

Yeah I'll never get the whole "PVP mode or you should be hung by your balls" mentality of Tarkov players.

They're either giving each other the biggest hyuk they've ever had or talking shit about how much they hate the game.

[ancient marsh]

without PVP game is dogshit

simple as

PVE and SPT drain PVP playerbase

making PVP unplayable

[real solstice]

Maybe because PvP is dogshit and PvE is marginally more tolerable

[lyric cairn]

With pvp this game is dogshit.

[ancient marsh]

no, PVP is fine

[ancient marsh]

PVP is the reason this game was popular

[real solstice]

was

[ancient marsh]

the more anti-pvp changes were brought in - the more game died

no FIR, market limits, dogshit recoil changes, inertia

[lyric cairn]

All of that is the fault of BSG, not PVP. You're just postulating bad things about the game so you can point to people that were never going to play in the first place as "the reason why the game is shit"

And everyone loves no FIR flea

[real solstice]

huh
has it always said that?

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

BSG controls pvp tho

wait are you saying that PVE and SPT playerbase was "never gonna play" tarkov?

[untold harness]

PvP is the core of the game and PvE gamemodes always inhernetly just become about learning how the AI operates and then finding the optimal way to deal with it

[lyric cairn]

That is an inconceivably bad argument. So, BSG adds bad things to the game, including PvE, but somehow PvE players are the problem? The problem is BSG.

[ancient marsh]

as soon as skill based PVP mechanics got major nerfs, game went down the fucking toilet playerbase wise

people started ratting hard

[untold harness]

People were always ratting

[ancient marsh]

way more when you could hear a fucking pop that gives you wallhacks that someone is coming

[untold harness]

Ratting is a large part to Tarkov, its like the most rattable game lmao

[lyric cairn]

The playerbase went down because it's late wipe and the game is 10 years old at this point.

[ancient marsh]

or that people who are looted in any way are overweight and stomp like a rhino

[real solstice]

the playerbase always falls off pretty hard about 2-3 months into wipe

[ancient marsh]

who cares who's fault is it, exactly? PVE drains from PVP playerbase, simple as

and PVE will never be as fun as a well balanced PVP experience

[untold harness]

The PvE players were never gonna play for more than a month or two into wipe anyway tbh

[ancient marsh]

waaaaaaaaaay faster this time

[untold harness]

They dont have their heart set in actually having consequences for dying