#šŸ’£tarkov-released

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thats why i dont even play it , fuck it

compact knoll
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bro i gave you 2 peepostarechamp2

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compact knoll
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do you even have the keys

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no i dont shoreline dogshit map

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woods but shit

compact knoll
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compact knoll
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then stfu

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i dont find ledx on shoreline
do you have keys for ledx rooms
no

fast garden
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Shoreline poopy

compact knoll
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also

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tarkov menu sound are copy pasted from Contract wars

fast garden
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Oh you didn’t bring 15 keys? No loot for you

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The guy that says "Thats it, im done" that one is from CW

compact knoll
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There were one for damage

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Vip

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Planting bomb

fast garden
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If it ain’t broke

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A silent W tho

Weather

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The wather changes are rly good

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Makes the map more visible lul

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Exactly what i said , i spawned next to USEC camp on Woods, i go up , already a dude across , i kill him , he has a teammate down low , i try to flank , two man coming from the checkpoint spawn

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in less than like 3 minutes

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cringe should have just done the duckass in a bush ngl

queen cipher
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the only thing i want in EFT rn is changable positions for stuff like foregrips and sights

compact knoll
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BAAAn the fucking cheaters

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And give me my good loot back

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Fuck dynamic loot

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ancient marsh
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or at least scavs , to know if they are aggrod or just patrolling

ancient marsh
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ancient marsh
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it literally cant be that hard to implement

ancient marsh
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I AM SO IMMERSED WHEN THE BOSS PHASES THROUGH THE DOOR TO KILL ME

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OR A CHINESE HACKER IS WORMING ACROSS THE FLOOR TOWARD ME

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it's not that it's hard

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it's that it's pointless

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and adds clutter into the game

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it serves zero purpose

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so what?

ancient marsh
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it will just make the game more frustrating

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do not care

ancient marsh
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play spt and lower and raise your gun all you want you gooner

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game is already frustrating , game is already bloated with 0 purpose

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cheaters will always be ingame yap yap yap

ancient marsh
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iedy readying and unreadying his pistol

ancient marsh
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the "muh immersion" crowd will only be happy when the game automatically and secretly signs them up for their country's military service KekSkew

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you are talking dumb shit man

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jesus

ancient marsh
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"game should make you ready and unready your gun"
"why, it will make the game more tedious"
"it's already tedious so why not lol"

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not dumb shit^

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whatever floats ur boat man , u cry about a feature that will literally do no harm

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and it is easy to make

ancient marsh
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it's not about ease of making

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weapon attachment positioning is probably easy to make and is only a positive

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some people (like me) don't use the scar cause the holos are insanely huge

queen cipher
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For some reason I've got it in my head that making the fore grips positionable would cause hilarious issues with pmc models and their rigging

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Like wrists twisted unnaturally and your arm taking up the bottom of the screen

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Also my stash is full and I must scav 😦

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queen cipher
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It’s almost like I know how every raid plays out KekSkew

fast garden
queen cipher
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Those showcases were funny

queen cipher
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Or like when the ai actually physically aims their guns

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I’m so used to sentry turrets

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I would actually like low ready tbh

brittle sinew
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Common SAIN W

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OOOO boss 30% sank iu bsg

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Man

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That’s like the highest boss spawn rate for a non event time period in a long, long ass time

fast garden
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I don’t really care about a cod asset rip gun

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I don’t really care about new traders

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But enhancing the AI is always something I’m interested in

brittle sinew
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Same

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That, fixes and realism mod

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Don't need anything else

fast garden
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i havent tried realism and there isnt anything i have seen about it that would make me want to

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i didnt look at my post zombie stats until now

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hadnt played in a few days

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rip my kd "honesty"

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over four thousand zombies dead

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my last stat screenie was a while ago tho

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hilarious jump

real solstice
fast garden
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its the tarkov player mindset bro

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number go up

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dawg

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what the fuck

real solstice
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can't escape from the bag

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i have never in my fucking life seen tarkov btc go this high

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being able to not play the game

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and come back in a week like 6 mil richer

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yeah btc rn is pog

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i remember when btc went down to 130k

real solstice
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We got KlimovStreetBets before GTA VI

pseudo storm
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When was that?

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they didnt update for months

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etc

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it shared the real life value and btc crashed i remember

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so yeah lowest i saw it was 130k

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this is the highest rn

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1.2 mil

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Wack

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i never saw it that low personally

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but like 150kish iirc

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so fuckin funny

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i got the iedy scav loadout

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clueless tho with the scenery changes and zombies and shit i used a lot of normals lately

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Thermals are for sweating

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rly cant wait for winter weather i loved that shit

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early wipe with that shit , so good

fast garden
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ok i turn now good luck everybody else

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thinking_eyes BS

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Yeah crazy loot

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more loot than the rest of woods HAHAHAHA

fast garden
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campin with guys i voiped with

pseudo storm
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nah

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just the all consuming fog

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one of them hit sniper on the way in though

queen cipher
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Do you fucking die if you take 4 painkillers?

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I had 220 HP and just dropped dead, no bullets

fast garden
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head and thorax health?

queen cipher
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Thorax was 0

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I made it from dorms to old gas and dropped dead trying to cross the fence

fast garden
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if you take any dehydration or starving damage with a blacked thorax or head you die instantly

queen cipher
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That's fucking bullshit

fast garden
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same with barbed wire

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"""technically""" you are supposed to die with 0 hp on either and its a bug

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but bleeds dont kill like other damage to zeroed head/body does

queen cipher
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I wiped reshalas guards, had a armor repair kit in my backpack and the bronze pocket watch

fast garden
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tragic

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round 2 of dopamine hit

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Hears door open
Turn around
Tagilla

fast garden
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I didn't survive

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now we run woods because Shturman minds his own business

queen cipher
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What's a good map for scav looting on pve, I run reserve almost exclusively but that's only cause it's the only map I know

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lighthouse and woods

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Woods?

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For loot?

vivid dawn
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Yes woods has good loot

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Like the spots are easy to find and very concentrated on the map

queen cipher
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Huh, today I learned

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I'm most likely still gonna avoid though because I hate woods

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I'm tired of exploding to death 15 minutes into a raid without seeing another living being

vivid dawn
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Just dont run into that one minefield

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Play PvE or SPT to chill and learn maps

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If you have a second monitor bring up a map on it

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LOOKING FOR WHAT GAME

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IM ON PVE VRO

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Bro forgot pve is on empty servers

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ofc it will do that

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remember which game you're playing

compact knoll
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i got rushed and died a second later KekSkew

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I was wearing CPC and Death Shadow mask both full durability lmao

compact knoll
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I noticed KEKW

compact knoll
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compact knoll
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we help newbies

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nah im good

compact knoll
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depresso

fast garden
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perfect way to wake up in the morning

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Yo what does that lil icon mean?

vivid dawn
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It has a special perk

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oh thx

winged mica
real solstice
surreal stirrup
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Me on my scav reaching for the raiders service weapon

remote yacht
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I just wanted to leave Customs 😭 (idc what you say about PVE, it is more enjoyable imo)

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he is edging

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he is , literally

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i look like some

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off-brand raider

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fucking wish raider

winged mica
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ahhh yes...the shit game

stark torrent
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I've been there

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kekl @fast garden

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BSG knows

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wow that was fast

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that was like

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REALLY FAST

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I've found a way to turn my laptop into a heat source to replace uranium in nuclear power

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one frame at a time

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oh nuclear energy?
Uranium absorbs a neutron and in turn, spits out several more neutrons.
water absorbs these neutrons and gets really hot
hot water boils
steam is generated
and then the steam is used to turn a turbine and generate electricity

massive oversimplification
most of the tech goes into not making it melt down and salt the earth with long living radioactive isotopes

queen cipher
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squinting into my headache box running at 5 seconds per frame trying to see if those two pixels are level-of-detail fuckery or an enemy

junior inlet
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me with my 20/200 vision trying to see threats on my 1080p monitor

fast garden
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got his asssssss

junior inlet
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This is why we check the fine print kids

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PvE is kinda ridiculous with the homing scavs

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barely survived this raid because I ran out of ammo towards the end fighting a PMC squad. Pretty tense

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A suppressor helps a lot

willow canyon
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Joshua Tarkov

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BOSSES are bugged out now, they die but their body desyncs with the server and they are unlootable, and you can hear them shooting non-stop lol

wintry ridge
vivid dawn
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Viking Boss when?

remote yacht
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compact knoll
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(Makes sense since they're from nordic descendants)

fast garden
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Because it was every boss and happening a LOT

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Good excuse for me to continue to play other things for a week+

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Through that in the pile with reset quests and achievements and rep

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i love the russian viking larp stuff

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its my favorite schizo meme

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its like when bulgarians larp as steppe warriors, brother in christ we are slavs

fast garden
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Exactly that shit is hilarious

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The closest thing Russians were to vikings is during Kievan Rus era, and even then they werent a raiding economy.

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"viking" ... yeah...

strong hinge
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the russians are as viking as the bulgarians are turkic steppe nomads

ancient marsh
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vivid dawn
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stuff that falls under rules of this server

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?

terse pecan
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nowhere close to it

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there is a pretty significant difference between nordic insignias and nazi stuff

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im german,im close to viking and nordic stuff kekl

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i just mean it wouldnt suprise anyone if we would get nazi shit in Tarkov cause theres ton of racist stuff already

vivid dawn
ancient marsh
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i know a few people who got thrown under the bus because of nordic insignia being confused for nazi signatures

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and they are pretty different

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i know 1 slur that's constantly dropped by scav, they aren't racist

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they're homophobic

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scavs and bears

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one of the proposed traders names is a slur for ukranians iirc

ancient marsh
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why are people

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fucking

compact knoll
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using the vaguest info

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and never any specifics

compact knoll
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look on the wiki

ancient marsh
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just dm it

ancient marsh
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Motherfucking Reddit mods deleted that shit now i gotta find the fucking sources

vivid dawn
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It might even take longer

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r/girlgamers

ancient marsh
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this is nothing

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There was links,pictures and vidoes

ancient marsh
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Read ffs,reddit mods deleted it and your diverting from the topic

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its just a double standard, noone gets mad at airwingmarine for being an american soldier why should russia be any different

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:keksk

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So let me the fuck search it omegakekw

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kekl I CANT

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@compact knoll you too btw, what am i supposed to find on the wiki?

vivid dawn
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i found this in "upcoming changes"

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compact knoll
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literally 1984

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inb4 mods nuke me here cause i post that shit xD

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Literaly dude has live ukrainian war footage on his channel xD

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Mask dude is a fucking Terrorist kekl

ancient marsh
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this feels like a very very distant stretch

vivid dawn
ancient marsh
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or found a big yt channel and made a video for publicity?

compact knoll
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dude he is very deep

ancient marsh
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also what graffiti?

vivid dawn
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Mask dude is always with Nikita

ancient marsh
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didn't find anything about it

vivid dawn
ancient marsh
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You are diverting again

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i always liked orange and black interfaces

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even tho i dont like orange

stark torrent
vivid dawn
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See

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I told you

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holy shit what is going on

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alooooooooo

vivid dawn
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Iedy fucking me now 😦

compact knoll
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you didnt know?

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i mean it was to be expected but only now i see waves on the net

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so....i wanna see what is going on

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I mean that thing was a topic like last year that Nikita was balls deep and Mask dude was a "special person" but everyone shrugged it off despite dude having a channel full of that shit on youtube.

ancient marsh
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Thank you omegakekw

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nikita COULD clutch this keksweat but it would be really really hard

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is there any database of scav names?

ancient marsh
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mask guy with 715 isnt the same as the guy on the game streams, i dont think anyway, i think damirka is someone else

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but yeah nik is in deep with them, i think they have given money from the games to that group for equipment

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they are really buddy buddy

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prolly have 715 to thank for our very realistic portrayal of gear

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when i say "nikita could still clutch this" yeah the association isn't good at all, but you could have some sort of relationship where you just interact with them for equipment shit shrudge

fast garden
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but idk how likely that is

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oh they totally interact on that

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but like

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he is in deep with them

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i dont want nikita to be even more evil man 😭

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when are they adding the bulgar boss where he stuns you and steals your gear

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kekl Jesus Christ

ancient marsh
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i dont think it is bro

strong hinge
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they could have chosen literally any colour

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on the armband

ancient marsh
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😭 it's arena, everyone got armbands, arena wasn't even out at that time no?

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what is that image even from

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tho im not gonna lie , i didnt think ukr soldiers use the yellow armband , didnt they have blue

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it's in that video

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the image is from official arena page

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it was when they were teasing arena

fast garden
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i think all the bear and usec patches both sides have been seen with are hysterical

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but i mean , it's not ughhh definitive proof

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like it's smth they can get away with , even tho most ppl know they did it on purpose

ancient marsh
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and this was 10 months ago interesting

fast garden
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like how scav names are like, really just mutual nicknames the scavs give each other

ancient marsh
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bro 715 is plastered everywhere lmao

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compact knoll
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i swear to fucking god

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2 wipes ago

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this wasnt here

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i dont remember seeing it

vivid dawn
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Theres a train hard armband

fast garden
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like they can "get away" with a lot of stuff

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i love the train hard armband its badass

compact knoll
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if it was there before mkay

ancient marsh
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715 train hard graffities kekl

fast garden
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HOWEVER

compact knoll
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but they add during the war

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715 tho , that one bites him in the ass now as that guy started to be very biased about the war

back when nikita made tarkov the war prob wasnt even happening

compact knoll
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garages?

compact knoll
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look at some old pestily raid series

fast garden
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he will guaranteed run by that

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trynna get pocketwatch

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making videos and shit

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theres a 715 graffiti inside of the first floor of the lighthouse under LK

vivid dawn
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its hidden everywhere

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like obviously he added the 715 as homage to the guys that probably gave them guns to put them in the game

vivid dawn
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Il repeat theres a train hard armband

fast garden
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20 people killed on woods with no armor btw

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yeah

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15*

ancient marsh
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war started 2022

vivid dawn
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Ok back to that yellow armband flipoff

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as i said

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this is insane levels of line stepping

vivid dawn
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They posted that shortly after they said they want to keep away from politics clueless

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yeah i mean there is nothing to do about it , it's not definitive proof either way

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it's all so fucking borderline imo keksweat

vivid dawn
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Yeah but thats stupid fuckery after saying you want to keep away from politics

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Exact opposite

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i don't even know if you can say "no politic" in a game where its russians and americans fighting

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seems farfetched imo

vivid dawn
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I love how everyone says this stuff is all a nothingburger clueless

fast garden
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yeah lmao the entire premise of the game is inherently political, which go figure makes for an enticing story

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Yeah i dont think that works either, they also slur at each other and shit

USECS call them Ivans

BEARS call them pidars and shit

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I mean the game is definetely past politics at this point

vivid dawn
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Not that i care much,we still play it

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Yet its the same as Atomic Heart

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We all know their doing shit

fast garden
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i think its obvious that they are in deep with them, i just dont give a fuck

vivid dawn
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I mena it's drama either way but lets be real

Why would they not be against Ukraine rly

Nikita probably has higher up friends in the government or shit anyway , with how rich he is

ancient marsh
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  • Being against the war publicly at least might bite him in the ass
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since he is a public person or whatever

vivid dawn
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and not him , the whole company and game

vivid dawn
fast garden
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so regardless of if he is with or against personally or on a studio level, opposing govt is a horrible idea with a game that popular

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it is what it is , games made by russians are made by russians what can you do

vivid dawn
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I wonder how my poor people will commit treason playing Stalker 2 omegakekw

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didnt war thunder have something similar as well , in one of the latest trailers they basically simulated one of the air raids against Ukraine lol

fast garden
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with an SU 33 or shit

vivid dawn
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Nobody noticed,theres no outcry

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well Ukrainians said they let it slide cause that is one of the few succesful ones kekl

fast garden
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Oh well,proof is in the pudding i think we should revert to normal talk

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SPT update when omegakekw

ancient marsh
compact knoll
vivid dawn
vivid dawn
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wait whats with the zmbies tho

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oh they kept the zombies on ETS to see the server stress test i guess?

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and to have ppl do smth and not just get bored

fast garden
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so testing new matchmaking is cool

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sure im all for it

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now they only need to fix starting a game with only 4 players in , a trio and a solo

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on a map that can have 12-14 players

fast garden
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and also fix a map that can have 12-14 people, having 12-14 solos

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all nuts to buts with each other

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should be set and limited group spawns

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only 6-8 groups max with 12-14 people max basically

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so spawns are evenly and fairly spaced

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yeah that would be smth , tho i think nikita said he likes it how it is , he likes seeing solo ppl win fights against duos trios or vice versa

fast garden
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oh im not saying lobby balancing

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i love fighting groups as a solo

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just so that spawns arent on top of each other

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oh definetely

fast garden
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i think a lobby having a 5 man and then a ton of solos with a duo or trio is good as a bunch of solos or bunch of groups

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yeah like definetely not have a squad of 3 spawn next to a solo like reserve

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that is such bullshit

fast garden
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which happens so much

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spawning inside a corner bunker and walking out to 4 people in a conga line is horrible

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reserve needs more cover all over the map

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to justify the size of map and amt of spawns and being able to dome snipe

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reserve defo needs an expansion

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map is too thin tbf

fast garden
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with no loot outside of raiders too

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tbh

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replace most scav spawns with raiders

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just to see what happens

stark torrent
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that would be cool ngl , i definetely agree , some maps should rly be more dangerous

fast garden
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make the map really fucking dangerous

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like labs is

fast garden
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yes

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labs only has raiders

fast garden
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labs raiders is so much fun

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you have to be careful

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or wtp on lighthouse

fast garden
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you can kill them like any ai, but if you werent prepared you can get fucked on

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funny enough , they made that one ok overall , the good loot is in there , guarded by bullshit AI

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problem is , there are very few ground patrols

fast garden
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im more afraid of rogues than i am of goons

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yeah i think too many are up top on roofs and nobody on the ground like how tf does this make sense

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all AI needs vision halved

fast garden
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450m aggro range btw

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on rogues

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like rogues should have 200m aggro if they have a scope towards your direction

fast garden
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not on guns

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the guns have more

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if they have iron sight guns, 50m

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max

fast garden
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150

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i rly dont understand how bsg couldnt make this

stark torrent
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they should have lower accuracy then, but they dont

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they shoot you dead on

fast garden
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they shouldnt be as accurate yeah

stark torrent
fast garden
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getting fucking legged 25 times from 444 meters is tragic

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in one mag

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like dude

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what the fuck

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their acc is nuts

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one pushed me inside of a building

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with an uzi pro

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im wearing class 6

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m882 ammo

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27 hits in one mag

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he still had ammo when he killed me

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no other ai is as accurate

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not even goons

fast garden
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erm, what the brainfart

soft coral
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ZSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

stark torrent
ancient marsh
fast garden
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if the ai had 50m range

ancient marsh
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they should just make it 150 but past 50 the accuracy is insanely low

fast garden
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in wtp

ancient marsh
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and low fire rate

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like semis only

fast garden
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thats all they need to do

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let them shoot at you from that far

ancient marsh
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it's not safe

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they don't ignore you

fast garden
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just nowhere near as accurately

ancient marsh
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and you can still die because you got hit mid rotation

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and ran out of stam

pliant cloud
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im new at tarkov anyone up for a game

compact knoll
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Watch streamers

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@fast garden @earnest timber @compact knoll @ancient marsh

Apparently another invisible bug can be caused by having a Bear on Arena but USEC on EFT , and you mismatch clothes , because now you can wear stuff from arena into eft and vice versa

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And since some clothing is not for said faction, it can make u invisible instead ( no texture or shit )

fast garden
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is this an arena bug or tarkov bug

stark torrent
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So far EFT bug

fast garden
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i think im bear in both tho

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oh jesus

stark torrent
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Yeah im USEC in both as well

fast garden
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does it work with factions the other way as well

ancient marsh
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btw can you link some patch notes?

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i havent played tarbob in weeks

stark torrent
fast garden
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i dont want to boot arena and lose rep tho

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/quests

stark torrent
fast garden
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rip

ancient marsh
earnest timber
fast garden
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he is usec

stark torrent
earnest timber
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im aware

ancient marsh
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...

stark torrent
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shit can i buy the pizza outfit

fast garden
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pizza?

earnest timber
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Have they finally pushed out Unity 2022?

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oh wait

fast garden
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nop

compact knoll
fast garden
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@stark torrent @compact knoll @ancient marsh

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heres the tarkov wipe bingo

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can make the grid bigger and add more if we have enough

ancient marsh
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when gmae wip

stark torrent
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man i know this game too well

ancient marsh
fast garden
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haha

ancient marsh
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my favorite bug

fast garden
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i love "OK"

ancient marsh
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specific gun/ ammo hitreg is MASSIVE cope

fast garden
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rpd hit reg

ancient marsh
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i still wait for a comprehensive test video showcasing it

fast garden
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when it came out

ancient marsh
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nobody care ignored

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a player's complaints after he dies isn't proof of anything

fast garden
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it is usually cope

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but the rpd was actually so bad and then they fixed it and it was good so

ancient marsh
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every time someone says caliber bullet hitreg reminds me of that guy on reddit saying "new tarkov cheat? can't report this guy" and it's a dude who died to an AI scav

fast garden
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its happened

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i hear people say shit about 7.62 BP hitreg all the time

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like lmao no

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RPD and in the past some shottys have had it bad

stark torrent
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can also add on the bingo

"Broken Shoreline Weather - Again"

"Binaural Audio causes 7 fps"

"Scavs cant load into streets"

"Rubberbanding"

"Dogtag bug"

"Matchmaking Error while already matched"

fast garden
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oh yeah

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lemmie add more

stark torrent
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"Building a gun with no space in your inventory can softlock your stash"

"Changing presets can softlock your stash"

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"Lightkeeper"

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kekl Somebody paid for Zryachy support and the moment he stepped out Zryachy killed him

stark torrent
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yeah it was like a month ago or shit

fast garden
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fixed squggle and 228 going off the card

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quicker bug fixes than tarkov

stark torrent
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Rep loss happened again after this update that is absolutely shameless

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Holy wipe killers man

fast garden
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yeah im not booting arena

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i already randomly lost the rep

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dont really want reset quests too

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even though i have nothing to do

stark torrent
# fast garden

oh also

"Desynced backpack ( cant drop it and cant interact with it )"

fast garden
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oh i love that one

stark torrent
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LVNDMARK had that bug like 5 times on stream

fast garden
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or when it just phases through into the void

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come up with 12 more and we can have a 7x7 grid

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they gotta be unique enough tho

stark torrent
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"Instant mag load in raid"

fast garden
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has that happened before tho

stark torrent
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hmm no

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i mean at last i dont know

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but im sure they will fix it and come back later

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in the future

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right now is not fixed

fast garden
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true

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if it makes a reappearance

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i think everything on that card has been an issue either more than on one occasion or has been persistent

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which is fucking insane

stark torrent
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"Armor plates did not stop damage"

"Arm hitbox blocked all damage"

"Fragmentation bug"

"Stuck in drinking animation"

"Out of body bug ( massive desync where your camera moves buggy while your PMC body is still there lol )

"Scavs / PMCs loading in spinning on spot on random spots on map"

fast garden
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the bottom one is intializing

stark torrent
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ah ok

fast garden
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drinking is hands busy variant

stark torrent
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true

fast garden
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other ones are valid tho

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lmao

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forgot about the astral projecting

stark torrent
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happened to me once it was an experience

fast garden
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yeah its hysterical and rare

stark torrent
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i ran all the way to extract with my friends , realised i am still proned in a bush at sawmill

native crypt
stark torrent
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"Optics not aligned with the gun" (HHS and the batman scope iirc didnt shoot where dot was )"

"Disconnecting while sprinting gives permanent fatigue ( like 3000 seconds or shit , some ppl got minus seconds lol )"

"Air Filter didnt work"

"Reconnecting while on drugs will still show the effect but you will not have it ( it basically purges the effect while still showing in corner )"

"Using stims to get points past ELITE LVL 51 will disable the ELITE perk until the effect ends" ( AKA Strength lvl 51 and you drink hotrod to get 52 str , you lose ELITE lol )

"AK GL nade no damage / inconsistent damage"

fast garden
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oh boy gotta update

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mp5 misalignment lol

native crypt
fast garden
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lasers on most of the rails yeah

native crypt
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I never struggled to hit targets at range

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Oh the lasers

fast garden
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i dont either its a silly little thing

native crypt
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Oh well

stark torrent
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"Scavs running with the mounted gun equipped" kekl

fast garden
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guards running off with them yeah

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lmao

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ai hitbox on mounted gun broken

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head inside the ammo box

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the bulletproof ammo box

stark torrent
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oh shit yeah with thermals i had so many issuues with this on lh

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you could clearly see they took no dmg

native crypt
stark torrent
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oh there was a very old bug , that got patched kinda quickly

if u had a lot of quests accepted on a single map, when u finished one or shit you got like 10 fps

fast garden
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THAT ONE WAS SO BAD

stark torrent
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HAHA YEAH IT WAS SO OLD

native crypt
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Customs if it was a VNKekSkew

fast garden
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it happened semi recently right around streets addon too

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like streets being added i mean

stark torrent
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Yeah

ah speaking of streets

"Climbin on top of streets buildings out of bounds"

"Looking through the map on specific spots on Reserve and Streets"

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kekl i remember trying the D2 wall bug to see how it looks and i saw a cunt proned in D2

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that one was "fixed" like 5 times

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OH OH

"Bulletproof glass and tarp fences" ( Basically penetration was broken so you did only 1 damage if you shot through even like super soft objects )

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"Flea market dupe glitch"
"Cheaters selling unlootable items to fence"

fast garden
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i wont count cheat exclusive bugs like that

stark torrent
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Yeah true tho the dupe glitch was literally a bug

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everyone could do it

fast garden
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yeah that was

stark torrent
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Duping your own kit after death

stark torrent
ancient marsh
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oh

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yeah it's not really offset anymore

fast garden
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im out of slots

ancient marsh
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it was a thing on old recoil

fast garden
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i cant go any higher

stark torrent
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nah i think they silently fixed it

fast garden
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than a 7x7

stark torrent
ancient marsh
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nah it was fixed after recoil rework

fast garden
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tragic

stark torrent
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We need a building wide bingo

fast garden
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as many windows as the nakatani bulding has, tarkov has bugs

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each breakable glass surface in game represents a bug in tarkov

vivid dawn
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Tarkoov

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Oob

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Out of boobs

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Since tarkov has no boobs

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Except for Therapist

fast garden
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OOB is a speedrunning abbreviation

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basically

vivid dawn
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I know,i watch tons of them actualy

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Just found it funny

vivid dawn
fast garden
stark torrent
fast garden
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beautiful

stark torrent
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Should have added "Broken Launcher"

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This shit happens every single wipe

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kekl remember when ppl discovered ways to launch the game by either spamming the launch game button until it didnt give an error

or opening the launcher then launching the game from the game files

fast garden
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launching from files was funny

hallow stream
# fast garden

if i were to mark this field each time it happened the words in this field would literally be unreadable

real solstice
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wipe! Just a week away!

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can you believe it guys!

stark torrent
real solstice
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source: hallucinations

stark torrent
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ah copium side effect

real solstice
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last night, we let the propitol talk

hallow stream
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Average propital inhaler

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Delusional and schizophrenic

real solstice
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you know i have ELITE level 51 schizophrenia

queen cipher
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so how often do others here have partisan spawn

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because im getting gunned down by him like every second raid

untold harness
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TIL Partizan will kill you as a scav HAHAHAHA

rugged urchin
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we win deez

fast garden
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How is bro gonna show an SPT post game screen

vivid dawn
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Cause Toaddsworth

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Everyones favourite Mario & Luigi Sidecharacter

hallow stream
fast garden
hallow stream
fast garden
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it would be like if i posted a scoreboard screenshot against bots in a cod discord

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its like

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?

brittle sinew
hallow stream
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between posting a live raid

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and a raid in spt

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you are playing the same game
both the AI in spt can have cheats and the players in the video game are going to have cheats

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1 to 1 experience

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minus the forced wipes (which suck anyways)

hallow stream
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its just facts

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i had more fun on spt than live anyways

fast garden
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and also way more fun

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because the sain ai moves like how you would expect something to move

brittle sinew
fast garden
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obviously if you make them harder they will be harder lmao

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whatever is default

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still doesnt change the fact that you are fighting AI

hallow stream
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like if you were to say

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"bro ur playing spt thats nothing" and the ai was just

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default tarkov

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I could see what you mean

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but the ai actually being capable of being normal and ppl saying that is just

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stupid

fast garden
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they could be on easy or hard sain and no one would know

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i dont care is the point

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fuckin yippie ya killed bots, sain ai IS BETTER, i dont disagree with that, but ultimately its still AI

hallow stream
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ai can cheat
player can cheat
i see no difference Chadge

winged mica
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Am I looking at someone talk about why SPT isnt real Tark again?

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Aye another day another occurrence

fast garden
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not even that

stark torrent
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@fast garden "Using already built weapons with banned attachements after last update will crash your raid at the extract and not count" (Vulcan Helmet and that one rail AICS M700 so far )

fast garden
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how do they break everything

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thats so specific

low iris
real solstice
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Loud MP7 is dogshit lmao

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Either the supressor is mandatory or I got gud after 2 rounds of last hero

real solstice
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almost happy birthday to Arena Launch

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we were on old recoil too kekl

real solstice
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Why does the launcher open arena when I ask it to open main EFT
is it stupid?

fast garden
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yes

real solstice
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nvm. I'm stupid and forgot that they can't be installed in the same folder.

fast garden
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i cannot stand him lmao

wintry ridge
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its not the issue is pursuing quests though ,its not having to pursue those if you pay

fast garden
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like, i rush certain quests as eod/unh

wintry ridge
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you're just paying to get a headstart tbh which might not be a big deal since wipes last ages anyways

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you're not really timegated or forced to rush

fast garden
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and when i was standard i was rushing a different set

fast garden
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my friend is just now doing setup

stark torrent
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Quests are part of this game to be fair, you need to unlock stuff anyway

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  • it keeps the game and the maps moving
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at least early to mid wipe

wintry ridge
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idk its kinda half right

stark torrent
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some quests are cockshit but eh

fast garden
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97% of this games progress is in some way questing related

wintry ridge
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you shouldn't be rng gated for quests to the point where some dude can just shill out 100 bucks and not really have to do that quest

fast garden
wintry ridge
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like they still HAVE to do it later but they can just roll with that extra trader rep to get t2 or whatever without doing that quest

fast garden
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oh i see

wintry ridge
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jaeger is the biggest example of this

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his quests are kinda low rep at the start so you get t3 jaeger way before standard guys

fast garden
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yeah

wintry ridge
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before having to grind out his dogshit quests

fast garden
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that being said

stark torrent
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i understand his PoV tho , with Arena , i havent done quests i usually should

For example i still have to do the injector case one where you choose between traders on customs

fast garden
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its not like jaeger has anything stand out

wintry ridge
fast garden
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was yeah

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even then

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you can just buy it all from flea

wintry ridge
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and getting jaeger early is nice for doing setup

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cheap mp shotguns and piranha ammo

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scav vest too i think is t2 locked

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idk hes kinda half right

fast garden
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as someone who has played on both, they are different, but not to such an exaggerated degree as he presents

wintry ridge
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you do get an advantage but its not really p2w

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you're still for sure ahead of standard players but you're not getting like a damage reduction or some shit

fast garden
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the "rush" is self imposed as well

wintry ridge
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still able to get tapped by a pistol scav or whatever either way

fast garden
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thats fomo shit on a game with no real fomo

wintry ridge
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yeah

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if you rush quests at wipe start ur a noob and i feel bad for you

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even if ur a seasoned veteran ur still a noob

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OUHHH GOTTA GET t3 MECHANIC SO I CAN GET EPIC PVP CLIPS

fast garden
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lmaooo

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man even though i speed through traders

wintry ridge
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just do early wipe pvp kekcry

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its the best part

fast garden
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i hate full meta shit already

wintry ridge
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the second you rush to good ammo/armor it really plateaus

fast garden
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running full meta shit that early is boring as fuck

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just give me a neat ak with half decent ammo

wintry ridge
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you just kinda steamroll fights unless they also rushed traders

wintry ridge
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shootin steel tipped marshmellows

fast garden
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i was using an mp-18 a moment ago

wintry ridge
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its why zombie event pvp was fun

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everyone was running flesh ammo

fast garden
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on customs as a lvl 69 wearing a cqcm

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i love dumb guns

wintry ridge
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so silly

fast garden
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yeah it was a lot of fun

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so many people just didnt know how to kill players with flesh ammo

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which as another thing

wintry ridge
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BSG's main struggle imo is that they dont really know how to lengthen the early game without fucking everyone else over

fast garden
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for all the complaints about how strong armor is this wipe

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theres almost no one using leg ammo

wintry ridge
fast garden
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is to entirely restructure all the early and mid tasks

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and thats not practical

wintry ridge
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randomizing start quest progression per player

fast garden
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that could also do it

wintry ridge
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or have a bunch of different presets

fast garden
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too much for bsg tho

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lol

wintry ridge
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like 10 layouts of the "starter" quest tree that makes sense and you roll one each wipe

fast garden
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randomized unlocks would be cool too i think

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getting 545 pp a little earlier from some random task

wintry ridge
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starter as in like, prapors intro quest all the way to when you start doing stuff for peacekeeper

fast garden
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and someone else got LPS a bit earlier

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shit like that

wintry ridge
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when you start having free reign of just going to any map to do quest progression instead of being shoreline and customs locked

wintry ridge
stark torrent
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i think every long-ish quest chain

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should end up unlocking smth

wintry ridge
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i know RNG sucks in tarkov but i think not always having the meta knowledge for a quest would be nice

untold harness
wintry ridge
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70 hours

wintry ridge
fast garden
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300blk AP from 40 raiders btw

wintry ridge
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do that cargo x quest or whatever and you can craft a PKM or something

fast garden
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Let me get a pkp from trader please or add a rail to the pkm for real optics

wintry ridge
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give more gun crafts

fast garden
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Yeah actually

wintry ridge
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and make them use scav guns :3

wintry ridge
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that sucks

fast garden
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I used to love making the AKMs when I was poor way back

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I love spitballing about this game

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Shame

wintry ridge
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like 6 hours a gun is long enough for even the best tier guns, since you could pretty much just scav for 3 hours and buy it off flea at that length

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and it'd go down in time with hideout skill and stuff

wintry ridge
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i love ideasguying

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@fast garden you should be able to speed up crafting by hiring some scavs

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maybe do a quest and get some scav mechanic to 1/2 your craft times if you give him vodka

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scav generator kek1

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lock it to some skier quest or something

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maybe something after bullshit

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tarkov crafting is so underutilized even now just because of how mobile-gamey it feels

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maybe add some minigame you can do to speed it up, like how you do something to work out

untold harness
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Id just like to be able to queue up items for crafting šŸ˜”

wintry ridge
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queue up or atleast be able to multiply crafts

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maybe at a slight "time" discount

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like craft 4 ammo packs or whatever and it takes a little bit less time than doing 1 after another manually

compact knoll
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@stark torrent

stark torrent
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i want the shturman one myself

native crypt
untold harness
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You people need to like go outside

stark torrent
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it's still 12 hours

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WHY