💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

in Yello

what the fuck

[compact knoll]

found gpsa twice

died both times

[stark torrent]

fuck them zombiz

shit i went iron sights

[fast garden]

the problem with zombie tagilla

is the problem with any boss not on their map

they just sit ina corner

and never move

until you walk by

and get mauled

[stark torrent]

the streets stashing one might be tough , might need a squad

well here we go

[fast garden]

good luck

so the thing ab transits is that now that "they spawn you nearer to where the transit would come from"

you can just spawn with someone

its a 20 sec plant

[stark torrent]

i did it

i even covered for another dude to do it himself

i found a chad dead but i got swarmed and i died sadly

i ran out of ammo

[soft coral]

OPTIMUM PRAIM

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/optimum-pride-optimum-meme-optimus-prime-gif-23775545

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent did yo do the quest

[stark torrent]

Yes

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

you are done buddy

[ancient marsh]

?

what did i do]

[stark torrent]

did the shaker

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh does it jiggle

[fast garden]

just left a streets raid with 204 zombie kills between me and duo

out of ammo and getting chased by more

[strong hinge]

to be fair, it is literally just the middle of a city, there being a lot of them there is reasonable

[stark torrent]

Yea i just jumped on cars to get stamina then ran around

THe pistol ones are annoying tho , they spawn too much

But its tarkov , wasnt meant to be easy in any way

[wintry ridge]

ammo is too good too

i got popped by one with .45 AP

like wtf is that about

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent does ronin resperator protect neck?

[stark torrent]

dont think so

Head top, Nape, Eyes, Jaws, Face, Ears

[compact knoll]

Yeah so any armour you wear

They can still get you in the neck

Max neck armour is level 3

[stark torrent]

Yes, welcome to today's tarkov

Same with Altyn

[wintry ridge]

altyn should cover neck

[compact knoll]

I dont think it does does it

[wintry ridge]

yeah it doesnt but the helmet is kinda mid compared to just wearing a ulach

it needs some kinda bonus

covering face doesnt matter if you cant hear shit and a bullet can just avoid the face shield and rip out ur neck

[untold harness]

Mfers be like "just take flesh ammo bros the event isnt that bad! just adapt bro!"

Running into 1 PMC while aiming for his face be like

[compact knoll]

Aim for his knees

[untold harness]

I couldnt ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fast garden]

ive been really liking the ronin resp for this

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/2vj2rP

[fast garden]

ivan hater

[dapper grotto]

i have returned to easter europe

and everything is as ugly as i remember

[pseudo storm]

Effective strategy

[lethal vault]

LU BUUUUU

[lethal vault]

Grenades help.

[untold harness]

[wintry ridge]

use mag presets

FMJ-hp-fmj stack ur mags

m855 and warmage type shit

[safe basin]

лаба кормит

[granite coral]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Laba feeds

[vivid dawn]

Is that a fucking Nikita pfp

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

Nikita's strongest warrior

[fast garden]

okay fun

tagilla is gonna be a pain

ive seen him once and he was camping in a corner and just murdered me as i passed by

oh no

[stark torrent]

same, he only has 11% spawn unless they changed it now

[fast garden]

frien says 40 perc factory

so

sanitar also at like 51%?

[stark torrent]

uuu ok

[fast garden]

interchange is gonna be hell

gssh

deagle

one mag

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1303001413957324860/1shotgun.mp4?ex=672a2a21&is=6728d8a1&hm=32743e9a185c32e31e4def219968a0173c928f6b664a0a9b57fb069361269b83&

[stark torrent]

Interchange sucks idk if ppl will go there

They will scav tho, very enjoyable to get 25 pscavs in raid

[fast garden]

100 percent killa

think ab it

[stark torrent]

oh damn

Yeah and tracksuit permanent

Ppl will no life

[fast garden]

tbh im thinking my self of doing it

[fast garden]

lmao

this wasnt like this like

less than an hour ago

[stark torrent]

Interesting

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1303034301469818971/image.png?ex=672a48c2&is=6728f742&hm=9dbb2098943ebaaa2c9f4549528dd32eb92e397d3b40e9b350edf2d3242dfba9&

yeah that was fast

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1303034341659644084/image.png?ex=672a48cc&is=6728f74c&hm=da4cd18626abc17f43ef19879e02a97b9f0bf9f56bbbec6977ecddc95aeb3f12&

meanwhile

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll alo?

tark

[compact knoll]

busy

30 minutes

[stark torrent]

ok give me pm

[compact knoll]

might play with friend

i ll let you know

[stark torrent]

sure

[compact knoll]

yeah okay in 20 min

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384902098040389632/1291517685469020180/speechmemified_twerkingduck_014.png.gif

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

literally the coolest update ever

[winged mica]

atleast he won't send you back to Ground Zero this time

[fast garden]

so he doesnt move

like literally

so i killed him at shoreline pier with 40+ leg shots of ftx slugs

[ancient marsh]

cool is when infinite enemies with 0 rewards

why is every tarkov event literally just a neusance

[compact knoll]

bro do the fucking quests

you get

[ancient marsh]

do THIS

[compact knoll]

yellow

purple

blue

[ancient marsh]

so?

[compact knoll]

small thicc case

also lab being empty is good enough reward for m

[stark torrent]

the rewards are some free rooms cause nobody loots them + dumb pmcs that die to zombies

[compact knoll]

fuccking retards dying to zombies

kekpoint

[ancient marsh]

is that worth the hassle?

just money

lol

[stark torrent]

so what else do you want

in this game lol

u get achievements if u are about it that much

[ancient marsh]

good gameplay

event is just infinite zombies that drop nothing interesting

like

boosted bosses is nice

but they are neutral

so they are piss easy

would be cool if like the AI took up refuge in diff locations like stronghold and held it down against zombies

too hard to program tho

or if the infection overlay wasn't eye cancer

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

why

what is the purpose

[native crypt]

He's pkm maxing rn

[ancient marsh]

"permanantely banned"

[vivid dawn]

Yo mama is a helmet when i dive in there

[compact knoll]

SILENT HILL

[stark torrent]

Artyom bought me here

[vivid dawn]

Stuck in Silent hill together

You do know that Silent hill is customising itself to its victims

So Iedy gets hunted by Monster Energy and Artyom by Nikitas

[stark torrent]

This already happens in normal tarkov and it's the chinese hackers

[ancient marsh]

nice cock
amazing balls

[compact knoll]

died to cheater
silent
goes naked on labs

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/CovertUglyMartenOMGScoots-h-lhsMVGhP3vyS1W

[ancient marsh]

https://fxtwitter.com/axel__tv/status/1853460449049682223

[compact knoll]

its no fuel november man how could you

@ancient marsh

zoom in on streets of tarkov
can smell smoke coming from pc

[ancient marsh]

wuh

[compact knoll]

oil up

[ancient marsh]

wuh

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

KILLED SANITAR

HE IS MAD

HE IS MAD

[ancient marsh]

AWWWW MATE

HE'S NOT EATING TODAY ARTEM

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

HE HAS 7 KIDS IN CHINA

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll are bosses nice to pmcs during the zombie event

[stark torrent]

Yes

[compact knoll]

yes

sanitar gave me the sucky sucky

[compact knoll]

bro i used almost everyytingi had

it was 95 before

it uses durab completely if its overheating

therapist vaccine gave you autism

this one cures it

[ancient marsh]

go loud

[stark torrent]

Wasnt hard at all

[compact knoll]

time to not open tarkov till next wipe

[wintry ridge]

[surreal stirrup]

silly raid as scav

[fast garden]

i got annoyed tryiong to find a living breathing sanitar

and am almost finished full modding my spt

[frosty basalt]

Should I play PVE

[pseudo storm]

If you wanna play normal EFT without the burden of other players

[wintry ridge]

just play spt at that point (when it updates)

the only bonus to pve over spt is the fact it updates with live

the addition of a player driven flea is nice until people dupe/bug items in and make the flea market even more useless than it is in SPT

[brittle sinew]

L tradeoff compared to mods

[stark torrent]

PvE is not it, if it was updated and less buggy, sure , but that shit is not BSGs main focus and barely gets fixed

We ve already had a few patches, none for PvE

Get spt and mod it

[soft coral]

no idea why its even in the game in the first place

you can't out perform the modders man

When they design the game better than you do

[compact knoll]

And yet a lot of players are plating it

[soft coral]

plating?

[stark torrent]

Playing

[stark torrent]

To justify the 250 price on Unhcock edition

[soft coral]

it doesn't justify it

lol

idc what you say

it simply doesn't

[stark torrent]

Well ofc it doesnt but ppl bought it

So idk

[soft coral]

ok but

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

iedy we're talking about tarkov players here

I think you're forgetting this key fact

[stark torrent]

True

[soft coral]

we've established that majority are brainless apes

who will buy nikitas shit in a jar if it had a fancy name and it gave you an ingame advantage

so

there you go

People are retarded and that's that.

just because they bought it does not make it good

[pseudo storm]

oh boy

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

no

no more shall i suffer

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll apparently zombies cant see you if you drink vodka

[compact knoll]

probably fake

[wintry ridge]

try it, i dont have game

[compact knoll]

nah

no more arkov

[stark torrent]

Just press Z in grass

[compact knoll]

you move you die

[fast garden]

I was having so much fun on spt

Aside from the old audio being so fucking loud

Getting ratted out by reshala and jump peeked by tagilla

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1303124761412632686/1sptheadshots.mp4?ex=672a9d02&is=67294b82&hm=b390023d96606c4d1b32b686b93317a788a769ff5b70b9d1d1a4fb7e026fd0f4&

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

lmao

my man just vanished

out of existance

[fast garden]

There’s a mod that makes your screen go black instantly like that with a headshot

Sain ai is just so good

The crazy part about it is that they move like I would expect someone intelligent to move so I actually have an easier time hitting them than I do the robotic stutter walking around live ai does

But uh, I’m gonna have to get on and finish the event later

[ancient marsh]

elimnate infected on shoreli- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

🛌 💤

hrrmmmmm
memememememe

hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

memememe

[stark torrent]

no good rewards wedonotcare

[ancient marsh]

even with rewards

who care

wipe ended 2 weeks ago

[stark torrent]

then dont play bro what can i tell you

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384902098040389632/1291517685469020180/speechmemified_twerkingduck_014.png.gif

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

good rewards = rouble = worthless

[ancient marsh]

HE HAS NITRO

twitter checkmark headass

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

now i get the LEDX

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

[untold harness]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-shake-gif-25984885

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw5mEE-LYEQ&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

[fast garden]

Oh no

[stark torrent]

what

[lyric cairn]

He remebered Tarkov exists.

Flashed into his mind in a microsecond. Ruined his day.

[fast garden]

drop ronin resp for tagilla mask

die to nape HP

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/YJ803N

[winged mica]

YOU WASTE 6 MILLION ROUBLES

TO BUY A CHAIR

WHAT

[wintry ridge]

put in ur stash

[native crypt]

New hideout module "Beer Drinking Station"

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-vergil-chair-gif-2545619634905206492

[astral fossil]

PETER PETER PETER

[stark torrent]

Tarkov added wamen we lost

[upper crescent]

tacticool bikinis when?

[ancient marsh]

that's what old plate hitboxes felt like

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll https://youtube.com/shorts/cXGQ57cZWDQ?si=Y3gh9ukqTXvObUEn

[compact knoll]

Going naked will have another meaning real soon

[stark torrent]

We getting chubby Glukhar rework

[upper crescent]

no more chad gluk? that's fuckin heresy

[stark torrent]

apparently the new Unity update cant handle some old textures so it seems thats why they were delaying shit , they are updating those said textures

[native crypt]

if they make glueman fat that would be the 4th fat boss

[upper crescent]

that seems ass backwards, but ok

[native crypt]

bsg has a type i guess

[upper crescent]

It doesn't look like they are making him fat, just less chad

or rather, not chad at all

[native crypt]

600 kilo gluey rolling around the train depot like fucking katamari

https://tenor.com/view/katamari-gif-25794846

[brittle sinew]

Interesting that there are so many fat and bald bosses in the game

Ig that's just what middle aged russians are

[ancient marsh]

based on @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

that's how ex-military dudes in a warzone look like

[brittle sinew]

No

[stark torrent]

Birdeye is the only guy with hair

[compact knoll]

bald asses

[fast garden]

Do you know how much you can fit on a chair

Does your room not have a random chair filled with shit

[fast garden]

Cool as fuck

I think Kaban should stay the same though

Since he is meant to be a model of a famous person right?

[real solstice]

Holy shit they're adding airwing marine to the game

[cinder parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z8epqzo9CJ8?si=kEQw58nrygpTOl6j

[winged mica]

Im not a ballan state enjoyer so no

I dont

[fast garden]

Ballan?

Balkan?

[winged mica]

Balkan yeh

[fast garden]

Ok well

I’m from burgerville

[winged mica]

Florida

[ancient marsh]

pretty based

all the negative things about bsg, there's no way it's not getting to him

[fast garden]

is this like some form of slang? google says the word is deer in english but i imagine it has some kind of other meaning

[ancient marsh]

basically means moron

[fast garden]

i figured as much

deer are pretty fucking stupid

[winged mica]

When you have a dude who gets money anyway despite how much people hate you, then one to two dude call you shit doesnt really mean much

[ancient marsh]

I would bet it’s literally every single day no matter what update

[winged mica]

Its what it is

[fast garden]

aim labs is so fun

[winged mica]

Can you even loot them

[fast garden]

no

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-zombies-der-riese-wunderwaffe-ray-gun-call-of-duty-gif-16857347

tarkov rn

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll

based on u

[compact knoll]

Yeah its a 3d scan of my head

[wintry ridge]

he got the uhh

stalker 2 scar

[real solstice]

most original tarkov idea

[strong hinge]

zombie on streets dying from starvation

[real solstice]

my goat

[lethal vault]

whats good against zombies rn, heard the slop from prapor is effective and less expensive against zombies, i have a swag aks-74u build so just wondering if it'd be worth to run against zombies than running out in my good gear

[compact knoll]

p90 is real good

[lethal vault]

bullet hose..

i really dont wanna run through ammo tho

hence the AK build

[wintry ridge]

ur mums a bullet hose

anyways you dont* really need super good ammo for zombies

[wintry ridge]

just spray r37x or whatever at their domes

and legs of players

[lethal vault]

mkay

ngl, i aint played tarky in ages so i've forgotten most extracts on maps except factory, that shits the easiest to learn

[ancient marsh]

M60?

Ammo one shots I think

And you can quick reload with backpack

Also slower fire rate to conserve ammo

[lethal vault]

true but, i dont wanna be blowing a lotta money on good ammo

and i aint even got flea yet

like, halfway through level 14

so pain

[ancient marsh]

You buy ultranosler

It’s not good ammo

[next temple]

Average hashish user

[soft coral]

wrong chatr

[fast garden]

Apologies for light mode this isn’t my screenshot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034578972685652018/1303932431476195359/IMG_4184.png?ex=672d8d35&is=672c3bb5&hm=8c4559046c60079802fe1051f9d49f16f4cd7c48d6b4dc19e2463661643c3d27&

[ancient marsh]

i'm gonna test his helmet

[lethal vault]

No way, they can die from starvation?

[stark torrent]

slugs and benelli

any ammo that has over 80 dmg basically

545 is dogshit

[lethal vault]

:<

How much health does their head have?

Or on general

[lethal vault]

I am not a rich player btw

[stark torrent]

no clue , probably 85 head hp or shit

[stark torrent]

benelli and slugs are the cheapest option

[lethal vault]

Okay

What about mp-133??

I think its that one

[stark torrent]

sure

biggest mag you can get and slugs

[lethal vault]

Ngl, i need someone to run me through some places and help with quests since am close to level 15

I dont know a lotta extracts besides factory

PvE tarky tho

[fast garden]

the pistol zombies need 80 or more damage, the fast melee ones have a little less head health, somewhere around high 60 or 70 mark, the slow melee ones have right around 100

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1304115162495848500/image.png?ex=672e3764&is=672ce5e4&hm=56bae161168c1b1335c598b92b9778bb792de7d3bccfbfd514343dd2c4132778&

these are a LOT easier

people are reporting rep loss

theres a lot gone from me too

but i had the arena bug so nothing changed for me

nvm about the quests the actual reqs havent been added

pistol fact and dorms customs

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lVLIm6mk7z0

[fast garden]

[terse pecan]

i'm scared

i was just testing out the third person mod and this happened

[fast garden]

lmao

[real solstice]

"same ol shit"

[daring torrent]

thats scary maN

[wintry ridge]

poltergeist mf

[lethal vault]

some deadspace shit right there

[terse pecan]

i think he kept getting dragged too

you can see the flashlight phasing through the walls

and the light is constantly moving

[junior inlet]

I was expecting to hear a source engine crowbar sound

[fast garden]

he got grabbed from offstage

[hardy storm]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-scav-low-iq-perfect-aim-gif-16646037

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-the-nolan-k-eft-escape-from-tarkov-gif-22253378

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

His game looks so fucking grainy lol

[stark torrent]

Average Tarkov enjoyer

[lethal vault]

I got free battery and a thingy outta it

Ez shit

[ancient marsh]

How can you mark ALL

[fast garden]

Don’t you guys love softcore porn

Time to melee zombies on interchange later lmao

[fast garden]

If anyone cares to make a shit ton of money really easily

Just buy as much sugar as you possibly can

Sell when event ends and people go back to shine

[stark torrent]

True

[native crypt]

maybe labs cards too

[fast garden]

Less reliable

[native crypt]

yeah

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent 20 infected on interchange with melee for a red rebel

[stark torrent]

boring

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/Owo49Morhp

@stark torrent

https://youtu.be/6NAbvJFoCBc?si=AiDWxCxsb3CTlcr4

[fast garden]

Classic

[lyric cairn]

Wait, what're the flea market features?

[fast garden]

There’s like an intermediate UI for selling things that is a little bit better

[lyric cairn]

Oh, big whoop, then.

[stark torrent]

deserved, spend all the time to get there in order to get immediately spotted and 1 tapped

[fast garden]

Seriously, when will BSG add arena PVE? Its literally impossible to play arena PVP - so many "w keyers" and "sweats" that don't even know the basics of the game... I can't even play the mode tactically without some ***** using a fully automatic weapon pushing me and one tapping me! However, I still want to see the rewards of Arena as I payed $400 for Unheard Edition... Please BSG. Please hear us..

[stark torrent]

honestly any gamemode with teammates sucks cock

last hero my beloved , tho i kinda like checkpoint

[fast garden]

i actually really want the pve arena modes to come out tho

like thats reddit tier satire

but i want to play a wave defense against 3 killas you know

[pseudo storm]

I am waiting for that too, forgot the gamemode name but who knows when it'll be implemented

[brittle sinew]

Kid named offline mode horde spawn rate

[fast garden]

yall

im cooked

never beating the allegations

[wintry ridge]

mentally, never escaping tarkov

[fast garden]

this was the worst one

because the in game images are new shoreline, but the map to pin on is the old map

and i knew INSTANTLY

[wintry ridge]

😭

you're so fucked in the head

got that FSB mental programming

[fast garden]

yeah

its BAD

10 off a perfect on a map i actively avoid

wallah

[brittle sinew]

I haven't played in forever, but I know 100% I'd get full score

What tarky does to a mf

[fast garden]

it was actually kinda fun

9/10 times i wouldnt even have to turn the camera to know where i was, just to get a better feel of the exact spot i was on

[stark torrent]

Play this game

1st spawn it shows me is the Theater on Streets

hard to forget that one

[fast garden]

yeah lmao

i cant wait for them to add streets

random fucking building that 99% of players havent entered

2 m away

[stark torrent]

[lyric cairn]

It was just wall hacks to make sure real cheaters can't get the drop on me, dude

[stark torrent]

Yeah bro , he thinks because everyone teleports cause of desync he will go under the radar

Finally with all the lag ppl wil believe im lagging too instead of cheating

[lyric cairn]

100%. What a loser.

[strong hinge]

i dont get hackers that go to forums or reddit to complain about getting banned

do they have a shame kink

[wintry ridge]

no they think people are dumb enough to believe em

and enough "damn that sucks wtf, contact support" might make BSG reconsider a ban

(it wont, it only works if ur a content creator)

[winged mica]

I love how a zombie in Tarkov can just black out your hand w a pistol

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/false-ban-rals-roblox-phantom-forces-exploit-gif-20489608

[real solstice]

so did ABI fall off?

[pseudo storm]

Probably

[fast garden]

it was never on

[queen cipher]

Good god

I just reinstalled tarkov, first time playing in over a year

after about 8 or so crash to desktops i finally spawned into the new map that all the intro quests are on, and i was swarmed by zombies and killed in about a minute

what the hell is going on there

[fast garden]

fun little event

ends on the 11th tho

[queen cipher]

feels weird being brand new and getting swarmed by 6+ zombies on a map ive never seen before

guess its for people who play all the time

anyways ive managed to lose all my starting money, off to a good start

[fast garden]

id just hold off on playing those maps with infected for now

[ivory flame]

Fun fact i've got banned in 2022 for linking launcher to spt folder xd

On my second day of playing online too

[stark torrent]

Goon Corner

[compact knoll]

+1 strenght

+1 strenght

+1 strenght

You broke your arm!

[lethal vault]

and everynow and then you have to switch arms to avoid breaking an arm or perhaps muscle fatigue

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-tweak-ishowspeedd-ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-17360364589118761984

the candlelight bit has had me laughing for like 5 minutes

gonna go fail the fap check for tremor headshots

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1305189220108865587/image.png?ex=67321faf&is=6730ce2f&hm=1f85288421297c8ef9d9861abea2352d02491befac99143b7d4611717cc7b72a&

[cinder parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ra1-b9hWdD8?si=jV9txhv-XqWGgzxD

[winged mica]

Small percent of breaking “it”

Causing Pain debuff and your character lose 0.5 Vitality at random chance when running or jumping

[vivid dawn]

AYOOOO SPT 3.11 IS OUT

[winged mica]

Nope

L take

[vivid dawn]

[winged mica]

I didnt even have to look at SPT

[ancient marsh]

this falloff needs to be studied

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

it reset my fucking quest lol

[ancient marsh]

[forest locust]

me a wimp in tarkov

[soft coral]

if only this game wasn't so shit

😔

[dense sleet]

https://youtu.be/xbPRyR4NtAE?si=15PDx4iJuzlDb59m

[real solstice]

autism is a disability

[real solstice]

pve because I'm geriatric and can't keep up with the kids these days

[real solstice]

this is because there isn't a cunt at the gym to "correct your form"

[real solstice]

lmao

still in the game

[fast garden]

why wouldnt it be

bsg doesnt give af

[queen cipher]

Man I still can't even finish the fucking intro quests

I get that stupid HDD from the office and as soon as I leave 7.62 materializes in my fucking skull

Are the fucking bots broken, I'm not even playing against players

[vivid dawn]

The Bots were always broken just as their Guns

[queen cipher]

feels bad knowing some random bot thats made out of broken code is better at games than i am

[vivid dawn]

Wait til you play SPT with Sain AI

Plays better and makes more logical choices than most live Tarkov Players

[warm scarab]

Oh boy, I love modded SPT

[stark torrent]

The Red Winter

[stark torrent]

error during matching but he is already in a raid

[compact knoll]

he is hallucinating the raid

[stark torrent]

Tarkov rerolls quests apparently

I wonder if u got any of your kappa quests rerolled

[compact knoll]

i have the achivment

and kappa

[stark torrent]

Ye but imagine if u still needed the shoe or shit and it rerolls SBIH or test drive

[compact knoll]

honestly those are easy

psycho sniper is hard

[compact knoll]

didnt reset anything for me

[fast garden]

Someone said they transferred shit from arena and got every single quest in the game reset

Like 40+ therapist quests type shit

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

He was like mad, but honestly you could just go do the best quests like for the thicc items and shit again

That’s what I did with gunsmith 25 when it got reset

2x reward

[ancient marsh]

question is

are quest rewards locked

cause t he quests got reset

[fast garden]

when mine did earlier in the wipe they did not

didnt even affect shit for kappa either

it knew i had still done the quests

[fast garden]

it did reset progress on some that i hadnt done which was annoying

[stark torrent]

nope , reset literally meaning you have to do them again and you get the rewards

[fast garden]

like i lost 3 kills for that task

[fast garden]

yeah i "had" to do some tarkov shooters and gunsmith 25 again

[stark torrent]

ngl i wouldnt be doing shit

maybe the THICC Item case one

[fast garden]

yeah like tbh

aside from individual progress reset

hooraay another gunsmith 25 or private clinic reward

[queen cipher]

bruh i have 600+ hours supposedly on base tarkov and Ive maybe killed 20 pmcs, i dont think im good enough for sain lol

[untold harness]

Double the range then get back to me

[stark torrent]

man this game sucks wtf is this fog

[ancient marsh]

i mean it is raining

[stark torrent]

i mean what the fuck is this fog

its raining lmao

what? death?

[ancient marsh]

fog does happen

game used to be like this all the time

look up an old tigz interchange guide

it's like a horror game

legit unplayable

[stark torrent]

i know but the fact that it still happens doesnt change much

shit sucks gameplay wise

i get that fog should be in the game but not this kind of fog

this is just trash

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[real solstice]

hey man have you seen my dead wife?

[brittle sinew]

I know a mod that could help with this

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1305578323895914577/video.mp4?ex=67338a10&is=67323890&hm=d3562a0ebdcb4feb311b046e1a86216bdcaaeb445c784eba046e36ddace02846&

they get better every single new one

[wintry ridge]

imagine if there actually was nade zombies

[fast garden]

prolly woulda been better than the pistol ones

[wintry ridge]

what if they threw em

[fast garden]

i can only imagine

[queen cipher]

Day three of trying to complete ground zero beginner quests
Who puts a landmine in a single room

[fast garden]

proficiency deficiency

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/PXwDZAiYgu

Bruh

[high pilot]

Anyone know any racist tarkov servers

Or at least ones with very little rules

tired of being banned for saying retard

[wintry ridge]

stop being retarded

[fast garden]

"guys i want to say slurs but no one wants me around because i have zero desirable social traits that make me an enjoyable person to hang around do any of you know any deplorable people"

retard

[fast garden]

who the fuck leads with that?

[rough sphinx]

I love having the last task I need for Lightkeeper bug out on me and I can no longer visit Lightkeeper. All that work for nothing.

I'd throw myself off of the Lighthouse if I could get to it.

[fast garden]

what horrible bug has happened to you

[rough sphinx]

I don't know. I had the one where I need to find the flashdrive in the WTP and after accepting it I noticed Mechanic messaged an empty dialogue box. Didn't think anything of it and after 2 raids of checking every spawn spot I look at Mechanic to find the task is gone. Apparently it's happened to others. Made a bug report but that ain't gonna help much.

[fast garden]

empty dialouge box is insane

holy shit

[rough sphinx]

Nikita cursed me.

[fast garden]

thats the same bug that got a friend of mine

basically

ur fucked

learn claymores lmao

[rough sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-funeral-dance-funeral-meme-escape-from-tarkov-meme-escape-from-tarkov-gif-16896568

Well I think it's time to escape from Tarkov till next wipe.

[stark torrent]

BSG trying to make Lightkeeper not buggy one wipe ( impossible )

[real solstice]

That bitcrushed tarkin clip of him is canon

so is pmc karma a thing on PvE

[wintry ridge]

crouton god

[fast garden]

why is rbst a fortune

[wintry ridge]

money

[real solstice]

try the official eft discord

[brittle sinew]

What is wrong with you

Who starts a conversation like that wtf

[high pilot]

possibly

still too many rules

[wintry ridge]

play solo then, or stop saying slurs? its not that hard

[ancient marsh]

bro

tarkov discord is notoriously shitty

for moderation

[willow canyon]

Make your own

[queen cipher]

fuck woods

[willow canyon]

Shturman touched you in the woods didn't he?

[queen cipher]

no some ai called partizan

im trying to do prapors quest for the convoy, and twice in a row i managed to complete both tasks before some npc from nowhere explodes my legs, and I cant tell what direction

[willow canyon]

Crazy dave beat you to death with a tripwire?!?!

[queen cipher]

nope, just bullets

i cant even tell what direction the rounds are coming in

oh and the compass is bugged so it takes me way too long to orient myself on the map

[compact knoll]

If youre in eu or maybe even NA i could help you with those quests

If youre free rn

[queen cipher]

im just playing pve because im too shit to fight other players

[compact knoll]

Oh pve

[queen cipher]

sorry for being bad :C

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent we should do pve with this stinker

[willow canyon]

Or just install spt and play with mods

[brittle sinew]

Not say slurs? Impossible

[queen cipher]

I do have it, but try to play on pve as much as possible as maybe one day ill play with others lol

once im not garbage that is

[willow canyon]

Understandable

[stark torrent]

you will learn as you play , we all sucked

we still do , i have 7200 hours , i can wipe a 3 man or die to a free kill sometimes

[willow canyon]

Bonk

[queen cipher]

I think im a slow learner, I dont think ive ever killed a player pmc in a 1v1 before

[queen cipher]

fucking christ, I see the outskirts extract in sight, and then head, eyes

another 20 fucking minutes on woods wasted

[wintry ridge]

nah its aight

most of that time is just learning maps

[queen cipher]

even pve dont want me lmao

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[hallow stream]

Just get spt

[untold harness]

How lmao

[brittle sinew]

Start ratting

[pulsar latch]

lvup!

!lvlup

[safe summit]

@pulsar latch
Legend - lvl 60 (445,550 XP)
Master - lvl 46 (213,325 XP)
Veteran - lvl 35 (101,675 XP)
Professional - lvl 26 (46,475 XP)
Experienced - lvl 20 (23,850 XP)
Trainee - lvl 12 (7,030 XP)
Rookie - lvl 6 (1,625 XP)
Novice - lvl 0 (0 XP)

You get XP by chatting in the text channels (5-13 XP per message, it is random);
Type /rank view in #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type /rank xp_level in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

[compact knoll]

get the fuck out of my channel

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

I was like this for my first like 1k+ hours bro

Fuck I didn’t mean to respond to you lmao

But now my stats are absurd and I’m very good at game

[untold harness]

Yeah a large amount of getting good is just learning spawns and routes of traffic (I'm not good)

[fast garden]

I hate that learning spawns is just the meta

This game would genuinely be so much better with less people on maps

“But raids are already dead, why do you want less people?”

Because the entire fucking map is dead in the first 2 minutes of raid due to constant spawn pushing and third partying

Of 16 people in a map, 6 will die in the first 2 minutes and another 4 will die in the 5 minutes after, the survivors are extremely likely to just reset raid due to the insane amount of player loot, and there will at that point be like 4 people left in raid.

^map dependant

It doesn’t help that there are so many objectively shit spawn combos

Any spawn around theater and car on streets

[untold harness]

Literally like what 5-6 spawns around the theater?

Shoreline has ass spawns too on the south east and south west

[ancient marsh]

shoreline has no spawns all around the map

it's 2 edges

[fast garden]

It at least used to have some up north but they got rid of them with the expac

Fucking hilarious

[stark torrent]

nah lvndmark had a good idea

just dont let ppl select servers

[fast garden]

Ehhhh

I have routing issues with half the us servers and disconnect wildly from them

Despite living in middle TN

[stark torrent]

no no, you get to chose like rn

but like matchmaking should always put people into a single server

like fill them up

[fast garden]

oh

Yeah

[stark torrent]

instead of randomly throwing 3 ppl and then go game

when if u waited 40 sec more you could get 3 more ppl on that same game

idk like , when have u ever seen 12-14 players on a map

which is the max

[fast garden]

Yeah that would be a good thing

[stark torrent]

i did 8 woods raids so far , i only ran into like 5 pmcs , shit is d e a d

[fast garden]

Like peak hours on the active US servers

[stark torrent]

bosses 25% nobody even gives a fuck

[fast garden]

Not this late in wipe though

[compact knoll]

pve violated this game man

[fast garden]

It did

[compact knoll]

even start of wipe there were not that many players

[fast garden]

The thing is like half of the people playing the game at this point are the slow movers

[stark torrent]

even slow movers , you run into them eventually in loot spots

rn its dead

[fast garden]

Like there could be 14 people on a map and you find 6 of them and the others are all in other places, you can’t be everywhere or expect everyone to come to you

[stark torrent]

like there is nobody

not even scavs spawn lol

[fast garden]

Sometimes

[fast garden]

That’s the shit that kills me

Like

Quiet raids AND ZERO SCAVS

[stark torrent]

i get a quest to kill 10 scavs and i need to do 2-3 raids to get them cause i cant find them in my area of the map

like wtf

i mean overall they need to rework matchmaking

they need to make it faster and put more people into the same games

[fast garden]

Yeah like it doesn’t make sense that I’ll be 7 minutes matching and load in with maybe 2 other people in a map

[stark torrent]

labs felt so good this event because you had 2 minute full queues lol

[fast garden]

It was actually pretty fun

The “problem” then becomes that no one is used to actually having to PVP

Since everything has been so dead for so long

So people just get used to avoiding

[stark torrent]

Yeah i guess thats how this game is played now

If ppl get some loot or quest or shit , they simply hug the map to extract

[fast garden]

That’s the issue

[stark torrent]

I would say maybe add more PvP quests idk

on specific maps

[fast garden]

Once upon a time there used to be lots of pvp

[stark torrent]

like plain kill 50 PMCs on woods - unlock BP ammo

[fast garden]

We have them already and people just. Don’t do them

[stark torrent]

yeah true i guess they just skip them lol

[fast garden]

People don’t like pvping in this game

It’s hilarious

I am still 0/8 on capturing outposts on woods

I’ve had the task for like over 2 months

[stark torrent]

they like to but not in the tradiitonal way , for them PvP is , sit on a chokepoint or no cover extract and shoot people if they come to you

[stark torrent]

i have two , and i play woods like my soul

[fast garden]

No one fucking goes over there

And it’s literally one of like 4 loot spots on the map

[stark torrent]

doesnt help the dynamic loot is bugged or shit , 4 out of 7 crates are empty

[fast garden]

That was the double edged sword

[stark torrent]

more than 50% of loot is gone ofc nobody goes there

[fast garden]

With dynamic loot

[stark torrent]

they go early wipe to get the salwas and thats it

ye tbf it was a weird feature nobody cared and they left it half baked

[fast garden]

I liked it a lot

But why would you ever spawn an empty container

When it came out fucming EVERYTHING was empty

[stark torrent]

yeah and its not like rare, it's most containers lol

[fast garden]

Every single crate

[stark torrent]

at least 1 container is always empty in a loot spot

why

[fast garden]

Now everything has loot all the time except the big boxes

Which is bullshit

[stark torrent]

id rather have them with loot and get AI scavs loot them lol

sure

[fast garden]

Yeah actually

[stark torrent]

tho i think they do loot

[fast garden]

Rarely

[stark torrent]

cause sometimes their bags are full with shit

[fast garden]

They rarely loot

[stark torrent]

but yeah its not consistent

[fast garden]

Honestly

My favorite part of spt is literally just the ai

Having the scavs clean areas out and exfil

[stark torrent]

Yeah SAIN makes Tarkov rly look amateur af ngl

[fast garden]

So you gotta get to the loot spots and clear them out

[stark torrent]

And the fact that BSG doesnt simply copy paste the thing is crazy

[fast garden]

Don’t get me wrong I understood when Nikita was like “we can’t just port mods over, just because it works solo doesn’t mean it works on a server” was basically what he said

I totally get that

BUT

please do better

[stark torrent]

Chadmark

[fast garden]

Crunkmark

[stark torrent]

i mean at this point, they rly have the resources handed to them

they know what they need to do

they just wont

i love the features they push but they are more and more minor nitpick features we could live without

like bipods

[fast garden]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

they are cool but i rly dont care

[fast garden]

Yeah that’s the thing

Like

It’s cool and I like using them

[stark torrent]

i dont use bipods cause they are buggy 8/10 times and they make u stationary + prone still makes ur recoil rly good

whats the point

[fast garden]

But there are new features that are infinitely more important

[stark torrent]

yeah , tbf , old maps need reworks

and i mean spawn reworks

[fast garden]

It’s not like we are asking for the graphic design people to add omnidirectional prone

[stark torrent]

they need to find a way to fix the spawns

is so bad

[fast garden]

Tarkov spawns are genuinely the biggest mood killer

Like when I get a bad spawn death I just get off the game

[stark torrent]

So real , like i know im gonna die just by getting a bad spawn

Have quest at Beluge, spawn at Theater

Thrice

[fast garden]

Glass window on streets and I forgot to change my servers

[stark torrent]

Sank you

[fast garden]

Like guess I’ll just DC in the back and get my kit back

[stark torrent]

Step on a street, become someone's shooter born cause he got the higher ground on the theater or shit , directly line of sight towards me

and my spawn only has 1 exit

who tf made this

imo all spawns in this game should have at least two or even three directions to go to

[fast garden]

That’s the other thing, people want to avoid pvp and pick dead servers to avoid the shit spawns

[compact knoll]

yeah if you spawn on theater you just afk for 3 mib

[fast garden]

I do that

[stark torrent]

you should never have a spawn with a single exit / direction

[fast garden]

And then if someone runs by to check?

[stark torrent]

pretty much press prone instantly behind any cover

and sound whore

[fast garden]

The one time I sat inside glass window spawn I got naded

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

you kill him, because pushing in this game now gets punished

[fast garden]

Exactly

[stark torrent]

just hold a good angle

if he nades then he smart or a cheater

[fast garden]

If they are stupid yeah

I have killed so many people in glass window with nades

[stark torrent]

but i never camp the spawn itself, i move across it or shit where ppl dont expect

[fast garden]

Or because they were shit and missed their shot

[stark torrent]

everyone expects to check that store at theater for example , but i just go prone in the grass across it

they never expect that

[fast garden]

I always run out into the grass

It’s ALWAYS safer there than down the road or inside spawn

[stark torrent]

Yeah , as i said , spawns with 1 single exit / direction

Just remove them

Makes no sense

[fast garden]

/the other spawns that make them a one way

[stark torrent]

You give me bad odds the moment i spawn fuck off

Yeah

[fast garden]

Glass window wouldn’t be so ass if I could run down either end of the street

It would still not be a good spawn at all

But

[stark torrent]

You put my spawn with 1 exit between 3 other spawns and two hotspot locations - Relax and Kaban

No shit

[fast garden]

Actually brilliant spawn design

New factory is also ass but that’s another discussion

[stark torrent]

And its exactly as u said , this is why 50% of pmcs die in the first 4 minutes on spawn

[fast garden]

Getting all the old spawns or the new one in the central building lmao

[stark torrent]

This is how Reserve and Interchange happens

[compact knoll]

interchange actually

isnt that bad

[stark torrent]

i heard it used to be worse

they used to spawn u much closer

[compact knoll]

no

before it was the same shit

you COULD

meet a player down the highway

but i think it only happened to me a dozen of times

[stark torrent]

dogshit map , too much running in the open , cut the outside by half

the interesting part is inside the mall dont make me run 10 minutes outside it

[compact knoll]

its more about there being a fucking spawn like 10 meters away from oli

[stark torrent]

fuck it

[compact knoll]

and then other spawns are forever lost in the outside

[stark torrent]

oh yeah THAT

like if the zombie event taught us

Spawns next to hotspots

[compact knoll]

also buff tech spawns plsssss

[stark torrent]

Whoever got the room spawn its over

[compact knoll]

i want gpus man

i found 1 gpu in last 3 wipes in there

[stark torrent]

3 man spawns next to the zombie room , its over

nobody pushes in

you can just fuck off

[compact knoll]

i mean 2 gpus after the whole dynamic loot

2 bruh

i could get 2 in one raid before dynamic

NOT EVEN COULD I DID ALL THE TIME

theere was way more pvp before

because that was actual loot

[stark torrent]

anh they nerfed loose loot overall during the RMT / Cheater fiasco

[compact knoll]

and yet you could still go and loot shit

[stark torrent]

where they decided to stop the cheaters they just lower the loot on all maps

[compact knoll]

and get millions

[stark torrent]

this is why when streets came out , it was so good with loot

[compact knoll]

or you could rush tech spawns and get millions but you ahve to fight

[stark torrent]

they didnt change the loot

Reserve used to have a lot of military cables and even tank bats

in like the shitty 30k key rooms even

i remember buying those keys cause two of them gave me enough tech spawns to make money

now you loot the whole bunker , bag is not even half full

open marked , get mp 133 and chainlet

sank you so much

[compact knoll]

i remember when red was 100m

and sani room actually gave you ledx

[stark torrent]

with shit loot

now it actually has better loot

it has a lot of top tier ammo

[compact knoll]

i dont think

[stark torrent]

still not worth more than 1 mil idk

[compact knoll]

i found a single ledx

in 110

after dynamic

[stark torrent]

i havent found ledx ever i think on snoreline

maybe once

i found gpus tho but like rare