💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

join

ok discord bugged out for me bruh

@stark torrent ALOOOO

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh i just realised

the best anti rat karma system

if u camp for more than 5 minutes in 1 place you get lightning striked

[ancient marsh]

just a tomahawk missile on your current location

[wintry ridge]

5 minutes and then a USEC bomb drone buzzes towards you until you move

[stark torrent]

it automatically spawns a chinese cheater on your location

[wintry ridge]

gives everyone radar but only to you

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrgCHcc3Jik

[wintry ridge]

give us the R6S fuze device

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

"why did that scav tank an m62-"

[earnest timber]

"You missed their brains, that's why they tank headshots"

[stark torrent]

classic retard

you can just google .50 cal and compare , they dont look alike

iS ThiS 50 CaL

why do we even need 50 cal in tarkov Armor will eat the shot anyway

[ancient marsh]

hard to tell scale on a pic like the one posted before

there's nothing to compare it to

here you have a coin and other rounds

[fast garden]

i mean its just a shitty clickbait title, people pointed out what it was quickly

i fucking hate noice guy

[compact knoll]

we already have a bigger round then a 50 cal

[fast garden]

mounted gun moment

https://outplayed.tv/media/VyOkvo

horrible timing

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

legit could have lived if not for the scope

[fast garden]

if i didnt second guess the angle too

off pk for half a second and leg gone

like i actually fucking hate this games mechanics sometimes

[stark torrent]

they wanted to add addiction

getting addicted to odbobolos

[compact knoll]

legit

i think if they just legit banned playing for more then 5 hours a day

the game would only benefit

[wintry ridge]

we need .50 because BSG is retarded and cant balance .338

stuck with a single mag .50 bolt action that instakills to chest

but not on bosses or scavs for some reason

[fast garden]

it barely ever kills through class 5 with standard ammo tbh

and everyone worth shooting with lapua has class 5 on

or just worth shooting at all

https://outplayed.tv/media/4VWKdP

tbh i cant figure out if i like the sight or not

[compact knoll]

ok last vitamins done

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/5nPW2B

and thats 3 for 3 today

time for another game

[stark torrent]

He simply heard you fart in that room and followed the smell

[compact knoll]

i dont have the fucking benea and the shoe

bruuuuh

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I'm yet to find someone who can outrun RGN

[stark torrent]

thrown by a scav

[stark torrent]

Cocksucker mods put Skill Issue on banned words

[fast garden]

wow

nice

[untold harness]

almost 3 months into wipe
wtf why are people high level

[native crypt]

I'd bet he's doing this in broad daylight and rushing towards fortress asap

[untold harness]

Im sure I just missed all my shots bro

[lyric cairn]

Every day I become more and more elated that I left that website

[low iris]

He should have done that at the start of wipe

I did it in a single try lol

And im lowkey cheeks

[soft coral]

sanitar bag
automatically a cheater

tbh I wouldn't be surprised

at this point most likely the A.I cheats too

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[stark torrent]

i mean like who cares lol

[soft coral]

clearly you do

to post it

[vivid dawn]

Another special edition incoming

I feel it

[hallow stream]

Its gonna be like get scammed idiot lol the edition

[soft coral]

unheard ❌
unscammed ✅

[wooden chasm]

not a true believer….

[brittle sinew]

Brother needs to stop cooking

He's burnt it ffs

[stark torrent]

Unheard cringe shit

Sucking off the unheard

[next temple]

it's coal at this point

[brittle sinew]

Unheard shit should never have happened man

Killed the game for me, there's no coping anymore about how the game will get better

It's so over

[stark torrent]

Tarkov TV tommorow

I guess thats when we get the event

cant wait to be dissapointed

[native crypt]

Gachimuchi update

That or MGE loading screens

In like a GTA 4 style

[fast garden]

The mark of shame kappa lmao

Curious what it’s supposed to be for

Especially since the arena sword and container may as well not exist

I want the arena sword so bad

I however do not want to play arena at all

[stark torrent]

how do u even get it

ah u need to do ref quests?

in EFT? yeah pass

if it was a permanent thing sure

[fast garden]

Yeah the ref tasks for ranked are actually literally impossible to do even if progress was fine

Those tasks are worse than release Lightkeeper

100%

[stark torrent]

8 hour patch tommorow

[vivid dawn]

Nikita fapping for 8 whole hours on halloween

Just to bring a spoopy update

[soft coral]

Legit one paid labor day

[ancient marsh]

1 new bullet

3 new dlc pants

[vivid dawn]

New spoopy kappa

[soft coral]

and 50 additional bugs

dw

[vivid dawn]

Kappa skin dlc

[stark torrent]

Cant wait for Lightkeeper to break again

[vivid dawn]

5€

[soft coral]

can't wait for this game to become shittier

I wish you all a terrible wipe

❤️

[ancient marsh]

can we kill ivan with rocks

[soft coral]

No

[ancient marsh]

stinkmeaner headass

found of the Hateocracy

[soft coral]

Shut up and go play revengeance difficulty

shitass

[ancient marsh]

just put the revengeance no hit in the bag lil bro

[soft coral]

I have no such things

Neither do you

[ancient marsh]

exactly so start working on it

bumass

[soft coral]

you too

hoe

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

Wish your pillow will be warm tonight

[vivid dawn]

Hobo fight

[soft coral]

we fight out of respect

[ancient marsh]

same

it's cold outside

[soft coral]

Wish you step on wet puddle with socks on

man I love having banter with this guy

[ancient marsh]

it's not banter i genuinely hate you 🫵

(is joke)

[vivid dawn]

If i ever meet Ivan because i dont know he steals my Golf or smthing il buy him a Monster

[soft coral]

I won't steal your golf

there's plenty for the taking here

[ancient marsh]

if nikita and ivan ever meet

it's on sight

[vivid dawn]

Shoot on sight

[soft coral]

it will be like raiden and sam fight

[vivid dawn]

If you ever see a dude getting arrested for a nikita stinks sign on gamescom streams its me

Or better i just scream fix your shitty game

[soft coral]

You want too much

Best we can do is new 250 dollar edition

sorry

@stark torrent all of r/Bulgaria is posting their cats

[compact knoll]

retarded

[ancient marsh]

[vivid dawn]

Hes smart

[compact knoll]

he doesnt look smart

[vivid dawn]

Thats his trick

He exactly knows how to annoy me so i go up and feed him

[real solstice]

0.16 patchnotes
-There is now a 1/63 chance for your PMC to be given the Autistic trait upon character creation

-Peacekeeper is now gae
-Added homophobic lines to Skier's quest dialog

[nocturne turret]

if they for real remove the flea market next wipe its over

i do not do quests bruh i get everything from the flea

[real solstice]

-Added a 10 undecillion ruble tax to all western items on the fleamarket

[stark torrent]

Nikita said they will not remove it for everyone, at best we gonna get two separate modes , Hardcore and Normal

Hardcore will apparently have perks and cons you can chose when u make ur character

Example :

• Traders give you 200% more quest rewards
  - No flea market

or shit like that

[soft coral]

they will remove it for regular players
for the sweats it will be unlocked dw

[nocturne turret]

ooooohhh i get it

how are they gonna get enough players tho when i queue up for reserve i gotta wait 5 minutes just matching

sometimes 10 minutes

[stark torrent]

nah the matchamking will prob be the same

they wont have seaparate matchmakings , just like marathon puts you in normal raids

with regular players etc

your acc will just have those perks and shit

[nocturne turret]

i thought it was gonna be like pve

but thanks for the info i understand now

[ancient marsh]

the last part is already in the game

[stark torrent]

yes

[real solstice]

-Added (more) homophobic lines to skier's quest dialog

[fast garden]

I would love shit like that

[fast garden]

And that

Skiers unhinged lines are the best shit ever

[stark torrent]

What do we think Neg , W or L tommorow ?

8 hours must be smth

it's basically a wipe length lol

starts at 9 am for me

they will post notes then

[lyric cairn]

It's always one step forward, a handful of steps backward. So, they're due for a W before another series of easily-preventable blunders

[fast garden]

That’s what I was telling someone

I was like holy shit midwipe fat ass update

I really hope fall is W

But I don’t really expect much beyond that? Like we are supposed to get like unity, expansion on new mechanics like mantling, new guns+events, sound, technical, and AI stuff etc etc

[soft coral]

ALO

@wary whale

idc that its tarkov

[stark torrent]

VERGIL

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROOOOACHING

[soft coral]

done

[soft coral]

More like virgin

[strong hinge]

you are the one who bought the virgin edition

[soft coral]

its legit the one they have

dipshit

idk the difference plus its on sale

idc

I have a wage I'll buy it

cry about it and go to uni in sofia and get run over by a tram

[strong hinge]

this is what happens when you buy the virgin edition

you become manbaby

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9r4qhusPdg

this is what is playing in the tram

[soft coral]

certified sofia classic

[junior inlet]

Enjoy, is actually good gam

[wary whale]

[ancient marsh]

Patch notes for tarkov are out

Also tracksuit stays between wipes

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/317

Also auto shotgun

[ancient marsh]

Please be a foregrip adapter for the aug

Or stanag mags

[stark torrent]

Stash pinning in great

[wintry ridge]

WOOOOO

[wintry ridge]

dude if its the uhh

that one part for the stalcraft aug a3

imagine this

[native crypt]

aa12 being added got me feeling like captain walker

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-spec-ops-the-line-best-friends-asa-mitaka-captain-walker-gif-16783514295088683625

[vivid dawn]

So thats Nikitas plan for SPT

Pumping out patches like theres no tomorrow so they cant update SPT that fast

[wintry ridge]

dude i nearly just busted

american saiga

i wonder if they'll have this sight

[stark torrent]

rip factory

[wintry ridge]

its gonna jam so bad i bet

and be useless unless they make up some attachments for it

i dont think it ever had muzzle devices or rails

maybe thats their "gen 2"

omg iedy that reload is gonna be so sexy

the stick mag one

its so good irl

[stark torrent]

We also got Fall so no bushes

[ancient marsh]

I hope

[wintry ridge]

its so smooth and sleek lookin

would allow for some very nice aug builds

[ancient marsh]

That’s what yo mama said

[wintry ridge]

thats what iedy said

[stark torrent]

yoo can we put 25 rounders on the scar ???

doesnt matter cause its 100k a pop

[wintry ridge]

scar H?

iedy where is this seen

lmao also 8 hour update time for 2 guns and some qol features

awesome stuff bsg

glad to see ignoring the roadmap is paying off

[soft coral]

ofc they add a famously shit gun

[stark torrent]

i mean they didnt, the stash stuff was on the roadmap

fall as well

[soft coral]

alo iedy

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

gm

[stark torrent]

hello ivan

[soft coral]

hi

[wintry ridge]

famously shit

ivan you're thinking of the protecta you stinky man

[soft coral]

ooo

ye

[wintry ridge]

the AA12 is a 32 round drum mag shotgun

its gonna absolutely destroy cqb

even without attachments

[soft coral]

Listen It's been a while I've been grinding isaac and mgr for the past 3 weeks

I forgot my guns

[wintry ridge]

sugma

[vivid dawn]

Aa12 with flechette

At this point i wonder why they dont rip modder moddels from guns

Like modders got no rights to begin with according to bsg

[wintry ridge]

flechette is dogshit

[vivid dawn]

So they fucked it up finaly

Good

[stark torrent]

shotguns are dogshit with the armor changes

[wintry ridge]

i will hold my praise for bsg until they add uhh

[stark torrent]

all ammo is shit

[wintry ridge]

sg550

and other sg stuff

give me commando 553

[stark torrent]

the g3

[wintry ridge]

now!!!

[wintry ridge]

fuck no

we dont need more .308 rifles with no ammo availability

scarH and fal suffer already

stuck using tcp fmj until ll3 and then you only get bcp

while the AK and RPD can run around with PS at ll3

the sig 550-1 sniper would be a nice tx-15/adar alternative

real high accuracy and low recoil but stuck semi

maybe better muzzle velocity so you can tap heads with 5.56 from better ranges

[vivid dawn]

Psg1

[wintry ridge]

psg1 would be nice

too bad BSG would lock it to g28 tier costs and trader rep

useless with current ammo economy

[ancient marsh]

Lvl 15 PP on flea

[ancient marsh]

That’s adar and tx

[ancient marsh]

Unobtanium

[stark torrent]

but yeah i agree with @wintry ridge , 8 hours for this is kinda kek

i guarantee it will be extended too

efficiency

[wintry ridge]

3 weeks long

then they roll out unity afterwards to spite spt

[stark torrent]

People posting crazy PvE loot on reddit nowadays

Like no offense but who cares, there is almost 0 risk lol

Same with scav runs lul , who tf scav runs on PvE

[compact knoll]

There should be more budget 308

[stark torrent]

RFB

is as budget as it can get

[compact knoll]

But its ugly tho

Give me the g3

[stark torrent]

that would be nice but i think its more expensive than an rfb

cs 1.6 vibes

@ancient marsh

OH NA HE PULLED THE GRAPH IS OVER

[soft coral]

if the time he spent on graphs and tarkov news was spent on him being good at the game

instead of camping with snipers 24/7

[ancient marsh]

Opposite of budget

Also fal is budget

[ancient marsh]

As you can see by my calculations…

[stark torrent]

ranging in

spends 20 minutes to range in perfect shot

misses

[soft coral]

so boring man

[ancient marsh]

He doesn’t

He has Tower for that

[stark torrent]

Tower ranging the distance between a grain of sand and the moon

[rich venture]

What about a $400 unity 2023 edition

[fast garden]

Bro let’s be fr. We got like 1/3rd of the roadmap

I mean

I’m not at all surprised

Everything on those notes is more or less what I expected other than the AA-12

Tracksuit back to 100 rip

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122684099266629652/1301512189022044160/image0.jpg?ex=6724bf2e&is=67236dae&hm=def4dbd334586158febea855eee052d1b18038c6af074623bd50d3027b4f2ba5& last contact

[stark torrent]

i mean the game would be down for 3 days if they did everything in 1 patch

• it would 1001% break the game

[fast garden]

Lmao probably

[stark torrent]

eh it is what it is

it starteed at 9am

[fast garden]

If what is already being added isn’t gonna break everything

[stark torrent]

so in around 2 hours it should be done

surely

[fast garden]

Loading in flea market? Game is gonna break can see it now

[stark torrent]

i cant wait for ppl to dupe items

[fast garden]

Alt f4 to dupe offers while loading or some shit

[stark torrent]

or bring the whole stash into raid

[fast garden]

But for real this time

Instead of just UI bug

[stark torrent]

sorry man let me swap my armor , drops CPC puts on zabralo and m60

[fast garden]

Imagine killing some guy and looting him and it’s just his stash

[stark torrent]

Romanian DLC

[fast garden]

Gonna fill the top of my stash with nothing but car batteries and spark plugs

I’m honestly more excited for what insane next level bugs happen than the actual patch

Shotguns causing lag was one of my favorites

Hearing someone shoot a shotgun from across the map and everyone got server lag

Bonus points for if a scav did it

[stark torrent]

they adding the full auto shotgun

bet 300 rubles it's trader lvl 4 and it has bad recoil

[fast garden]

Don’t even think about magnum

[fast garden]

Barter after special equipment

Weapon purchase isn’t available retroactively to people who have done the prerequisite task

Calling it

[earnest timber]

No unity update

https://tenor.com/view/knowing-better-kb-know-better-gif-25459195

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/battlestategames

Sexkov tv

[fast garden]

Oh shit

Damirka gameplay?

Lmao Nikita old man can figure out stream lol

“You will actually understand why we moved unity update”

What the FUCK have they broken with the update

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

NIKITA UBAN

V-40 nade

[fast garden]

“Yeah you can quit the game, it will break everything”

Lmao

The labs AA-12 is sick

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

100 mag double drum

[stark torrent]

Hoorah brother , Warmage bipod rat machine gun

[fast garden]

100 mag uzi too

[stark torrent]

if it works on the uzi pro

we lost

[fast garden]

I think these are all for new years

Ah well back to work let me know if they hit another tower or the pentagon again

[stark torrent]

Have a productive day

[compact knoll]

thanks bsg

[stark torrent]

Red Rebel prices STONKS

if u go D2 now u are a reterd

[compact knoll]

for what

oh like

mayhaps

presitge

customs rework

[stark torrent]

WOODS EXPANSION

SOMETHING IS EXPANDING IN MY PANTS RN

[compact knoll]

pro

bro

too much

too much woods

honestkly

seperate it in 2 location

south and north woods

make the transit near usec

thru that road

[compact knoll]

♻️

[ancient marsh]

i will recycle you

and turn you into something actually useful

[dapper grotto]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbOw7gcW0AA6P_6?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[compact knoll]

this will be horrible

winter camos are very good

its gonna be very hard to see anyone

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

gonna be pretty good once winter maps are back

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

femboy grenade

[compact knoll]

next wipe should be

winter?

[dapper grotto]

pretty sure yeah

[compact knoll]

@ember kite grenade

[ember kite]

[dapper grotto]

real question how far will these bad boys fly with max str

[ancient marsh]

i guess it's for arena?

[ancient marsh]

who cares?

[fast garden]

Sbih nade

[ancient marsh]

how many white gear items are there in the game

also white usec clothes exist

[compact knoll]

they changed recoil

again

[ancient marsh]

clip it

[compact knoll]

im busy

[ancient marsh]

this fucker

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/battlestategames

[ancient marsh]

is watching

tarkov live

and says "im busy

fucking

mods

kill him NOW

[fast garden]

Man I’m gonna have to go back through this when I’m not working

[compact knoll]

he says

"we didnt change the recoil"

we just added some of these things

[dapper grotto]

for better or worse?

[compact knoll]

worse

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

i cant clip

im banned

BRO THEY STRAIGHT UP STOLE IT FROM THAT SCP MINI FILM

[ancient marsh]

they are kidnapping nikita

[compact knoll]

i think they might give codes

open your sties

[ancient marsh]

open THIS

you can do it in launcher

dingus

[compact knoll]

okay they just ended the stream

kek

[stark torrent]

BRUH wtf

????????????????????????????????????????

it looks like everything but some smgs are shit

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

Lul

[stark torrent]

ok

hear me out

i have a question

WHY

[lyric cairn]

Dude this is DOG SHIT

BSG can't fucking stand people not complaining about recoil

That can't be real. Nobody is this stupid.

[ancient marsh]

why???????

[compact knoll]

you know

after that

there was a shitshow in chat

and after that he got raided

im hoping they listen to the community and dont do it

[ancient marsh]

like

it looks cool

but i'm not watching a fucking trailer

i'm trying to play the game

[fast garden]

Is this this patch or future

[stark torrent]

QUEST locked 440k barter

aha

@compact knoll can u buy this gun u have all quests

[compact knoll]

havent even updated tarkov

[compact knoll]

also i only have the kappa quests

4 gigs

bruuuuh

[fast garden]

Fucking Christ

I’ll check it when I get on

Friend says it’s its own quest line

[untold harness]

HOLY BASED

[dapper grotto]

YOU WHAT

[untold harness]

Would like to see a before and after comparison tbh

[stark torrent]

so what they did is they added more camera recoil again

screen is shaking again

why? cause they are stupid

MUH REALISTIC

we dont care bro

[fast garden]

Camera recoil sucks

[untold harness]

Sounds like bolty bois win again

😤

[stark torrent]

ok so recoil on some meta guns i tested is not bad

i tested AK 12 , M4 , VAL and AKUB

but the screen shaking is noticeable

we gotta wait for gigabeef i guess

[untold harness]

GB my beloved

[untold harness]

[stark torrent]

[untold harness]

[stark torrent]

so i guess infection spreads and we get zombies on all maps

gradually

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1301598369634058250/image.png?ex=67250f71&is=6723bdf1&hm=5ae72d9e3a07e7494b7dd0f26364ae8f140cbbc8ae4e2ac1536692f056c49b05&

[compact knoll]

what the fuck?

oh yeah right

helloween

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1301596291230339133/image.png?ex=67250d82&is=6723bc02&hm=3314fa00bf360b885b02dbc66db69c3966c67a3c02398620d7b716d7582e6509&

[ancient marsh]

wait ZOMBIES?

HUH

[stark torrent]

HAH

what are the chances i crafted one randomly yesterday

[compact knoll]

wait why is it expensive

[stark torrent]

apparently tied to the zombie questline

[ancient marsh]

i dont think this is in the game yet right?

[stark torrent]

hmm i dont think so

i think they said for next wipe

and teh chat went mad so nikita might spare us

[fast garden]

God fuck I think I trashed 21ws

Not like money is the issue

[stark torrent]

i kept crafting them for xp , i had like 5 of them and i sold 4 to trader

yeah true

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get in voicechat

[ancient marsh]

imagine

[stark torrent]

cant rn

[ancient marsh]

just one feature

that may avoid bad updates

[stark torrent]

all they need to do is to link that video there

and ask

DO YOU GUYS LIKE IT

YES OR NO

simple

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

or just like

idk

test server?

[stark torrent]

yeah nobody cares about that

[ancient marsh]

so you can TEST the recoil?

[stark torrent]

because they dont update it regularly or shit anyway

[vivid dawn]

They finaly use the survey function

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

Dry has his grippers out

[vivid dawn]

Fuck him up

[fast garden]

The zombies have a LOT of health

Surviving 5.56 HP headshots

[compact knoll]

bro this guy is lagging

in bukshot

poor guy

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1301604271992606801/image.png?ex=672514f1&is=6723c371&hm=e76a09ca48d1062dec81e8e8bd9209c8112b74480f03813f4dc5d606656be465&

Freaky big gun

[dapper grotto]

how is recoil

[fast garden]

Friends playing it I’ll ask

[dapper grotto]

cause if its accurate to irl it should be hilarious

[fast garden]

I think this is for the AA-12

Apparently it’s inaccurate as fuck

[stark torrent]

yeah just found out , is for the quest to unlock it

for skier

[ancient marsh]

good

[stark torrent]

hah u have STALKER zombies , some of them shoot back with pistols

im pretty sure we gonna have infection outbreak on all maps soon

Night time heavy rain woods with zombies soon ???

[vivid dawn]

Im not home for the event nooooo

[ancient marsh]

alternate universe where lvndmark started blasting estrogen instead of testosterone

this has a new model

btw @wintry ridge

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent you busy?

[ancient marsh]

stat comparison

[fast garden]

Sleek

[stark torrent]

yeah

[stark torrent]

oh damn we so back

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent not so fast

optic kinda too far back imo

[compact knoll]

Sadge

[ancient marsh]

with dp

[stark torrent]

we cookin with the scar

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

COD MW2 ACR?

[ancient marsh]

btw the new scar stock is meta for it

[stark torrent]

yeah weird how they added all these changes to not matter at all

since that stock is just insanely better

and stil no ergo

[ancient marsh]

45 is better than like

30

that it used to be

is it me or

the mag is longer?

like sitting partially out

[fast garden]

Huh

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

nah im schizo

this is not even on traders..........

@fast garden

actually doesn't matter

this stock plus fattest buttpad

is better than stock adapter MOE buttpad

holy fuck what?

this gun has zero recoil

i am using 855 with the build in previous pic

i hit all shots on farthest target with irons

on full

g36 best gun now

[stark torrent]

allright allright we cooking

short scar

the 7.62 one

[ancient marsh]

nah he's not even using the new scar upper

[stark torrent]

wait what

[ancient marsh]

i'm lying

teehee

[stark torrent]

you dicksucker

i didnt save

the preset

[ancient marsh]

EEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE

[stark torrent]

i will put this in your ass

no goldenstar

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/saruman-palantir-gif-19765279

me all the way from russia mindcontrolling iedy to not save preset

[stark torrent]

ok what else we got

g36?

[ancient marsh]

good

goldenstar is like

mint

@stark torrent yes

what im using

REALLY good

[stark torrent]

damn looks drippy too

i think 556 is back on the menu , at least recoil wise

aug , scar L and g36

they got a lot of recoil mods

[ancient marsh]

BUDGET auto 556

is back on the menu

@stark torrent my g36 has better recoil than HK

[fast garden]

Auto 556 that doesn’t cost 400k is back on the menu

[ancient marsh]

full meta long hk

[fast garden]

36 ergo moment tho with the HK

Rip HK

[ancient marsh]

?

49

[fast garden]

Is that with 30s

30s on HK are honestly pretty rough for how mediocre 5.56 is

[rich venture]

What was tarkovtv all about

[ancient marsh]

how you are a dickhead

wait for a recap on yt

[fast garden]

I don’t understand the obsession with the tan light

I understand what people say it does

But like

It’s not that serious

I’d rather just also have a laser

[ancient marsh]

yeah it is

[ancient marsh]

if you are good at the game you can just use the IR mode

and get full acc bonus

without giving urself away

[compact knoll]

The tan light is so shit

[ancient marsh]

very focused beam

[ancient marsh]

wrong

best light in the game

[compact knoll]

Like bro it doesnt burn the people eyes at all

Its so fucking snall

[ancient marsh]

[dapper grotto]

thats not the point

[ancient marsh]

not true

[dapper grotto]

its the range

[compact knoll]

Klesh2p is the best

[ancient marsh]

XC1 doesn't

[ancient marsh]

which one is that

the laser one?

[compact knoll]

The one with the p in the end

Retard

Buldr is alr too

[ancient marsh]

you will have a P on your forehead artem

[compact knoll]

And you will have a little z

[ancient marsh]

i don't like either of them because of how spread out the light is

[ancient marsh]

mods

politic

[fast garden]

Baldr is dogshit lmao

[compact knoll]

nuh uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1WFmOwrsYc

why is it polish

it showed up as english

[ancient marsh]

yeah they are so unfocused

like

it fucks up YOUR vision

cause it's so bad at lighting up an area

[fast garden]

Regular Klesh is okay and the 25mm lights and 2u are good

X400 is the cheapo light

I don’t like the tan one at all since it’s SOO narrow

[dapper grotto]

hungarien spotted

[stark torrent]

lvndmark is getting cooked this event lol

[rich venture]

Cheers mate

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent do you think if you rename mags from a guy in raid

will they get it back with the renamed name

[ancient marsh]

Always happy to help!

[compact knoll]

who the fuck are you

and what did you do to xal

[ancient marsh]

It’s in relation to this

[stark torrent]

they dont

[compact knoll]

shame

[ancient marsh]

Yes

[ancient marsh]

That’s why I like it

Go watch a test on yt by gigabeef, it’s one of the best ones

Xc1 is worst

[compact knoll]

0 ammo and we both got bit

also 30 fps in some places

[ancient marsh]

Awww brotha

He’s using 20 rounders for zombie hordes

[compact knoll]

im taking the rpd

[rich venture]

The real question is

[ancient marsh]

Someone send this guy the ninja esports book

[compact knoll]

[rich venture]

Do you turn into a zombie

[ancient marsh]

You really think they’d code that?

Lol

They needed a month to make the zombies

And added them last minute

31st oct

[rich venture]

Surely they could do it

[compact knoll]

ok lets go

ammo ammo

[dapper grotto]

ui is hot ngl

[compact knoll]

ok kit number 2

[soft coral]

mashallah rd704

[compact knoll]

apparently there are only 2 quests for now

[stark torrent]

Landmark does it with 100 rounder HK with warmage

[soft coral]

ok

bozomark

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Smh

Fucking Reddit

Guns not even good

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent so

its 2 quests

same place

that place also has A LOT OF LOOT

like 2 black keycards worth of stims

[wooden chasm]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/iZyWzFqFZAS0A1DUV?invite=cr-MSxsV1QsMTQxNzY5NDIs

how do you even live

i got swarmed

i had 4 drum mags

fill

[compact knoll]

to be fair

in pvp

they agro on other people

so its less per player

[wooden chasm]

but its only 1 dude

[compact knoll]

my friend got swarmed and had to run to me for help

[wooden chasm]

which is m e

[compact knoll]

also team spawn on labs seem to be broken

[wooden chasm]

ah

[compact knoll]

becuasei t spawns you in random places

i spawned on black and he spawned on red

[wooden chasm]

its chaos

[compact knoll]

i fired like

[soft coral]

yoo unturned 2.0 looks nice

[compact knoll]

200 rounds?

[wooden chasm]

LMFAO

[soft coral]

happy to see it come to life

[dapper grotto]

ivan we getting RPG's next patch

gives us your wisdom

[west ivy]

What caliber/gun

[compact knoll]

damn

minus 3

2 lined up

[wooden chasm]

556

m995

[west ivy]

Hmm maybe try some flesh ammo like P90 R37X or F

Leg meta might be the strat

[west ivy]

Nice

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[wintry ridge]

bad attachment slot, game sucks

[compact knoll]

i got neck'd by a scav

[soft coral]

SO TRUE

PREACH BROTHER

[compact knoll]

small backpacks look so weird when you use larger ones

[fast garden]

me rn

[wintry ridge]

the left sounds like a gacha game, play tarkov instead

[fast garden]

its guilty gear

cooldee just got naded by a zombie?

https://www.twitch.tv/cooldee__/clip/KawaiiConcernedLEDDatSheffy-yPaRQSY3MGFx6AZn

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll hows the zombies event

[compact knoll]

eh

no loot

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

the new lab room has insane loot tho

a lot of stims and meds

[wintry ridge]

is it free

[compact knoll]

is the left one league or soem shit

[fast garden]

guilty gear strive

fighting game

[soft coral]

you expect an event to be good?

solid joke

[lethal vault]

theres zombiesin tarky rn?!!?

[fast garden]

yeah

like

actual fucking zombies

[wintry ridge]

actual huh zombies

[rich venture]

Can't even turn into a zombie smh

[lyric cairn]

Terragroup can't keep getting away with it!

Is this just a Halloween event?

[upper crescent]

is that a new ronin type helmet?

[frosty basalt]

wtf is this event

Zombies

I actually kinda wanna try it

[upper crescent]

Ronin respirator...interesting

[stark torrent]

SADLY lightkeeper locked

but its full class 4 all around

no ears

[upper crescent]

it looks cool af too

[fast garden]

ok wow

the server latency

in labs

is BAD

[stark torrent]

yeah the lag is real

[soft coral]

new CoD zombies looks nice

[stark torrent]

also when u shoot you lose all fps

[soft coral]

props to activision

[stark torrent]

the server cant make everything

[compact knoll]

my friend got camped by 2 players

i killed the one

and it was so lucky that THEY SWIPED THE 11SR KEYCARD FOR EXTRACT

[compact knoll]

i wont extract tho im gonna go do the aa-12 unlock quest

[stark torrent]

i dont have that quest

i did the labs ones

[fast garden]

how is this guy lvl 32

"yeah this wipe has been pretty balanced"

[vivid dawn]

Motherfuckers

[stark torrent]

Arena

[fast garden]

i keep forgetting

i legged a guy

heard his panicked shots as he was eaten alive

and then quiet

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

Cant wait til they implement those

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1301672866273689631/image.png?ex=672554d3&is=67240353&hm=b9bb45b7ac685e2d296bf4ceb3f2e4c9631cae6792b0c910c1362f66b8dc95dd&

send help

[stark torrent]

haha

what the fuck is the friendship bridge

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent are zombies only on labs

do they just melee

[stark torrent]

wtf is this

[stark torrent]

Yeah, for now , some zombies have pistols like STALKER zombies

Some zombie si swear are rigged to explode

[wintry ridge]

labs mains pampered, yet again

bsg loves their shitty cqb

[stark torrent]

There will be an infection outbreak in the coming days on other maps probably , each map has infection % and so far only labs has 100% infection

• the zombie screams ambient sounds are on all maps

[worldly sleet]

[stark torrent]

nice radar buddy

[wintry ridge]

thats kinda fucked

do they spawn in waves or do you just load in to 40 scavs running at you with knives

[wintry ridge]

can u screenshot what they look like too pls

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1ggjmbb/new_zombies_on_labs_discussion/

[wooden chasm]

this one

[wintry ridge]

do they have retarded scav hp or is it just 1 big "torso" hitbox

and then a head

[stark torrent]

this but they tank more

[worldly sleet]

Voron's Hideout

[stark torrent]

you need flesh ammo

[stark torrent]

ggs man

ez loot

[wintry ridge]

thank god

atleast its not like

whoops i shot them in the leg, they can still run and 3 hit me

[stark torrent]

to be fair idk if they get legged

[wintry ridge]

aa12 should be really good then

[stark torrent]

i didnt try

[wintry ridge]

with any buckshot tbh

lowest durability burn one

@stark torrent have you unlocked it yet?

[stark torrent]

No i dont have the quest idk

[wintry ridge]

quest locked

why live

just quest lock the drum mags and then its just an american saiga until you do it

[fast garden]

i just did the quest

oh well, one of them