💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

in the longest gunfight ever

and anytime id kill one another pscav would come replace him

god fuck

260 of that was pab 9

[neon estuary]

I keep dropping my fucking mags

I even rebinded the emergency reload

but whenever I hit r I drop the mag

[native crypt]

are you leaving space in your rig/pockets for the mag

[neon estuary]

Yeah

[native crypt]

did you hit save when you changed the bind

[neon estuary]

I did

[native crypt]

idk what to tell you then it happens to the best of us

[fast garden]

only time a forced mag drop should happen in that case is if you are blinded by stuns

*i fucking hate that it does that but

make reload on a press instead of release though

its better to just entirely unbind quick reload

make it one keybind then overwrite the bind

[frosty basalt]

you can make quick reload a modifier+r

I’ve got caps+r

Alt+r is pretty good too if you use middle mouse for free look

[fast garden]

Caps r is actually not a bad shout

I personally don’t care about the quick loads since for like most weapons in the game the difference is negligible+dropping a mag is usually gonna suck

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

thats 21 mil in btc

from 11 mil to 60 mil

this is how you do it gentlemen

[fast garden]

asmondgold rot stash

[compact knoll]

great success

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1107443441564139520/1289733674463658014/firecat.gif

[stark torrent]

sex

[fast garden]

i love finding dumb places to jump to

[fast garden]

looks legit tbh

m60 being on kaban and kollon is so nice

a way to get good 308 rounds in bulk

[stark torrent]

goons also ahve it

pipe can have it

[compact knoll]

goons

lmao

they have 8% spanwrate instead of 15%

and they also dont go on shoreline

becuase of cultists

[dapper bluff]

sigma grindset

[ancient marsh]

how many is that

i wanna know if i have more

23

i thin k i have less

lemme check

920k, perfect time to offload?

i got 21

[stark torrent]

honestly yeah , fuck know when they drop back to 800

if they are over 900 sell

@compact knoll so ak12 consensus ?

[compact knoll]

what?

whar

[stark torrent]

opinion on ak12

[compact knoll]

50k supressor

and no mod

[stark torrent]

do u want to play

[stark torrent]

Cute

[ancient marsh]

not that expensive

[compact knoll]

with friendaroos rn

[compact knoll]

i can get an sdn 6 for 30

[ancient marsh]

50k supp isn't that bad honestly

[ancient marsh]

sdn has insane - ergo

[compact knoll]

and thats one of the best for recoil

[stark torrent]

you can see they rushed the ak12 so bad

[ancient marsh]

its the best on 556

there;s like 4-5 best for 556

all vary in ergo

[compact knoll]

yeah there is like 10 which are the same

[stark torrent]

so much modability on ak12 and we got nothing lul

[ancient marsh]

GLOK and m4sdk are the best combo

[compact knoll]

yeah well

im also not spending 80k on supressor

so i get 5 more ergo

[ancient marsh]

GLOK

SDN

the weight is also higher on SDN

[stark torrent]

honestly that ergo is pretty worth spending more idk

SDN is too expensive , just go the ULTRA one

if u cant afford meta

taht one at least is cheap iirc

[ancient marsh]

sdn is 40k

ultra 5 can be around 20k

if you wanna fence cheese

[fast garden]

ultra is my goat

sdn kinda poop same with thor unless you are playing zero ergo gun anyway

[ancient marsh]

no clue why you would ever play zero ergo either

not the meta this wipe at all

[fast garden]

m60 and sa58 are basically it

as far as guns that dont really change between having a prs or a thor

[compact knoll]

killeda guy with a 338 and almost died to a scav

helmet tanked all

went to 8 hp in head

[ancient marsh]

762 MDR

[fast garden]

ergo

that gun at least has decent ergo

sa and m60 dont therefore theres no real difference between the two

[ancient marsh]

recoil is now dogshit on it

30% nerf

[fast garden]

i mean yeah

[ancient marsh]

MDR now is basically like

diff between full PRS supp

vs no muzzle at all

naked barrel

[fast garden]

yeah it sucks

at least 5.56 mdr still feel good

[ancient marsh]

even more actually

[ancient marsh]

use AUG

it's better

[fast garden]

it and the ak 101 are the only 5.56 guns i like

even aug is a little bit bouncy on the first few shots

[ancient marsh]

ak 101 has a dogshit recoil pattern

it always goes up and left

cant play like that

[stark torrent]

guh ak 101 is kind laser

it just sucks for solo play unless you are headshot chad

30 rnd mags and low fire rate 556 gun are big downsides

[compact knoll]

it has low ttk

high i mean

5.56 no damage

[stark torrent]

ye

[compact knoll]

and 650 firerate

[fast garden]

yeah idk i beam the fuck out of people from so far with 101

[compact knoll]

im actually kinda destroying people with the ak12

i dont know why

[fast garden]

its like one of the few rifles i feel confident autoing people from like 80-120 meters

[compact knoll]

lucky day today

[fast garden]

ak12 is good tbh

mostly bc 5.45 is good

wish we could do better stocks and muzzle but

[stark torrent]

545 has been ass since forever

NGL i wouldnt mind if they increased damage of 556 and 545 by a few points

[fast garden]

rather

the good 5.45 is easy to get insane bulk of

bp is more or less the same as 55a1

and really the issue isnt the damage of 5.56 or 5.45, its the head health of every fucking new boss and guard being 50-55+

like even 7n40 as it is barely gets by and only in the 30 m range for kaban guards

and 7n40 is like

actually fucking solid even disregarding the recoil/acc bonus

idc if i die with 100+ rounds of good 5.45 or 5.56

i care a bit more if i die with that much in 308

besides, aks are cool

[stark torrent]

i wish the waffle wasnt the best supressor , shit looks goofy af

it still has the best stats even with the 556 supressor buff

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent bro i killed the guy because of ping

i ran forward, see a guys head

ethernet pings

get sent back 2 meters

come back

prefire him

[stark torrent]

my man used the Lightkeeper tech

[compact knoll]

11 more kills

[fast garden]

i love seeing into the future like that

dumbest fucking thing ever

i genuinely dont even think this guy was cheating

but this is so weird

he had no idea i was in the building with him and then i absolutely fucking threw when i went to kill him

diabolical stats

[compact knoll]

Yeah i dont even fucking know

[fast garden]

he is just a turbo freak

[untold harness]

Mfer is a quester

Could also be a lot of arena

[fast garden]

quester

1800 raids

k

[stark torrent]

well if he wanted kappa sounds about right for boss hunting

[ancient marsh]

like 100m range

[stark torrent]

hunger and famine makes humans very dangerous

or so does Nikita believe when he makes a scav with literally a stick and a rock 1 tap geared soldier through a window crack from 300m

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll lvl 20 timmy murdered every moving being as a scav on reserve

my man's rep is gone

he killed like 6 bots and 2 players , me included

@fast garden we are doing our own test drive now

[fast garden]

lord above

thats the cannon right there

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll 2 hrs looking for shturman

he spawns

in 1 min 30 seconds he is dead and looted and perpetrator is gone

[compact knoll]

i swear i get him like every 2 games

[ancient marsh]

no shturman

[compact knoll]

why the fuck are you doing nighttime

[ancient marsh]

why would i not

less people

[compact knoll]

well

nighttime?

[ancient marsh]

less people

and shturman is dumber

@compact knoll @stark torrent my brother hit me with the "he's there, behind the tree" info combo again

i died

"do you see where i'm looking"

@compact knoll https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1g537mh/grinding_countless_weeks_to_unlock_the_spear_just/

i was talking about that with my brother today

"imagine killing 50 pmcs nad the quest flare is bugged lol"

[stark torrent]

been there done that , thermal + good spawn

[cinder parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/I7N37Ix-kdw?si=jL8FaZwmFF0WA8oX

[ancient marsh]

in 1 min and 30 seconds you kill him, loot him and run away?

that sounds straight up fucking impossible

it took me 1 min and 30 seconds to get halfway from spawn

[ancient marsh]

why did a single guy buy 6 key tools from me?

[compact knoll]

why are you selling 6 key tools?

[stark torrent]

i think best i had was 2 minutes and smth

if u get the attachement shack spawn thats an easy kill with a thermal

and a bit of luck if he is right in the field of view

BSG made it this way

[ancient marsh]

Gp coin flipping

[stark torrent]

Damn Woods gave me 2 btc , 1gpu and a lot of random valuables

ez

1 btc at cultist circle , 1gpu in a duffle , 1 btc in shatun + supressors and other shit

[fast garden]

im at 15/50 atm. gonna try blue flae if its not fixed by the time i get to it

[stark torrent]

ye i heard they are bugged again

idk how they fuck with the flares , what in the name of shit code is that

[fast garden]

its only like the 15th time since flares were added that theve broke

this basically sums up most deaths i have

getting killed by fucking apparations

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent killed 4 players

[compact knoll]

wall mimics fucking suck

pedestals too

honestly pedestal mimics look a bit idffernt

you can see it

chests breathe

so many sr mags

[royal surge]

Nice play

[fast garden]

my body is a machine that turns roubles and gear into an insurance tab larger than my maxed out stash space

[gray compass]

chances of running into a thermal are exponentially higher

[ancient marsh]

the chances of running into a guy who will just see you during day time are way higher than a thermal lol

[soft coral]

jokes write themselves man

i dont even need to say anything atp

someone posts screenshot and its a prime example of how garbage this game is and its developer

but you have low recoil update that surely redeems them

[lyric cairn]

That was beautiful

[compact knoll]

voron key is good

[fast garden]

Tbh probably the most useful key

[violet eagle]

.14 was the best wipe the game ever had. They ruined it halfway through with the whale trap unheard but still

Loading in to actually usable recoil and armor nerf was mint

They should re-revert the armor changes honestly

30k slicks (unusable)

[fast garden]

As much as I hated arm pit deaths and low armor coverage, yeah

[violet eagle]

Arm pit death was annoying yes but honestly it was refreshing to have so many more guns and so many more ammos become actually viable

[fast garden]

I was a demon with sr-2 and PE ammo

[ancient marsh]

armor hitboxes were straight trash

glad they changed it

zero skill

[ancient marsh]

means progression is meaningless and week 1 of wipe shit is just as effective as end game shit meaning no reason to bring end game shit

what's the difference if i can kill a guy just as well with an AKSU with PRS as i can with spear with hybrid

[violet eagle]

Maybe just don't get shot

[fast garden]

I mean it was a legitimate issue for balance

[violet eagle]

Nah, that's cope

[fast garden]

Classic Nota “nah ur wrong”

[violet eagle]

There's an ai that can psychically jam your gun with his mind, and even basic headsets can hear player footsteps from a football field away

[stark torrent]

it rly wasnt , it sucked

it was good because scav mains would kill even faster with shit ammo now

[violet eagle]

Don't @ me with balance issues

[stark torrent]

doenst mean it should be shittier , the armor changes affected the game more than the AI ever did

[fast garden]

Don’t @ normal people with “ur wrong skill issue”

[stark torrent]

the neck hitbox is still ingame and still causes most random deaths ngl

[fast garden]

Yeah

The neck hitbox in peoples arm

I’ve literally shot scavs in like the shoulder

With 5.45

Haven’t been shot before

“Headshot”

[stark torrent]

Redditor posts how he want back to PvP for one raid , got killed by a cheater or so he thinks , starts saying yeah im back to PvE

Ok but who the fuck asked

Just go back to PvE and stop crying

[fast garden]

The people who come to play tarkov, which is widely looked at from the outside as a super hardcore and punishing game, and then getting so easily tilted by dying confuses me so much

When I get tilted, I go play some random other game for a little bit. I’ve been really enjoying death must die lately

[violet eagle]

A kirasa would stop prs

[fast garden]

Only if you hit the 3 pixels that were armored

[stark torrent]

pretty much , i've had times where i didnt play tarkov for weeks

[violet eagle]

Nah kira was full protection, even neck, plus then the armor plate in the middle that you could swap for lvl 4 or 5

[fast garden]

Tarkov is a gateway into playing games that are fun

[stark torrent]

like is not that hard to simply not min max everything if u dont feel like it

[ancient marsh]

i said PRS as an example but T ammo wouldn't be stopped

by a kirasa

js

and T ammo is lvl 1

[violet eagle]

Damage would be reduced a lot tho

And again

[ancient marsh]

2*

[violet eagle]

Don't get shot

[ancient marsh]

dogshit ass take

[violet eagle]

Ok xal

Anyways, I liked the recoil and armor changes of .14

[ancient marsh]

that's why game is ass

people don't fight

they sit in corners to "not get shot'

[ancient marsh]

they overnerfed some things on recoil

MDR was by far the best gun in the game, yes. but now it's plain useless

as many full auto 762 51 guns

[fast garden]

Yeah recoil is so fucked now it was so good last wipe

Like literally perfect

[ancient marsh]

eehhhh

some things were definitely too strong

some things too weak

[fast garden]

Ok yeah Aug was fucked I’m getting ahead of myself

[ancient marsh]

many 762 39 guns were not buffed enough

[violet eagle]

People still do this, just sit in a corner and play sound

[ancient marsh]

aug is still broken

it barely got changed recoil wise

[fast garden]

Yeah I was using it earlier

[violet eagle]

Because again you can hear someone from a football field away through walls

[ancient marsh]

and were rewarded for that last wipe

[fast garden]

It’s still bouncy enough for me to not like it, but it’s still so damn good

[violet eagle]

The SKS last wipe was my baby

[ancient marsh]

recoil wise many 7.62x39 guns cdould ahave gotten a buff

[violet eagle]

So fun

[ancient marsh]

mutant got like -5% this wipe, should have been like -15% imo

[stark torrent]

bro actually responded to the auto bot wtf

[ancient marsh]

eehh yeah but ammo

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

you need BP

[fast garden]

Average tarkov player on Reddit IQ

[compact knoll]

yeah they just fucking reverted it

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-talking-talking-to-self-alone-lonely-gif-5869985

[compact knoll]

kinda

[ancient marsh]

no not really

[compact knoll]

the recoil itself is lower but the first 3 still go to space

[ancient marsh]

they don't. you're wrong

semi auto guns don't move at all

[compact knoll]

brother i just tested it 2 days ago

[ancient marsh]

they just nerfed the first shot recoil reduction on many guns

[compact knoll]

semi auto are also

not automatic

[ancient marsh]

use any semi auto 7.62 51

i'll open tarkov and make a clip just to prove a point

one minute

MAYBE IM WRONG

idk

i played yesterday

[stark torrent]

recoil has been nerfed on many guns that is true

however it is not even close to old recoil

[ancient marsh]

i don't wanna be too mean, my bad

[compact knoll]

semi autos dont have this

use full auto

[ancient marsh]

full auto on single shot?

[compact knoll]

youj can see first 3 go up and then the recoil reduces a lot

[stark torrent]

however , it is weird how 545 AKs have pretty bad recoil still

[compact knoll]

you talk about semi autos not having this

[stark torrent]

even with 600 rpm

which makes zero sense

[compact knoll]

and i tell you that it onlyt works on full auto

retard

[ancient marsh]

AKSU got rightfully nerfed imo

[ancient marsh]

that's not very nice

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

i mean sure they could have just made the AK-UB not take 60 rounders

[ancient marsh]

AKSU was rightfully nerfed because it did not follow the rules of the game

SHORT BARREL = WORSE RECOIL

[violet eagle]

Recoil was always like this, your character would "gain control" of the gun only after 3-5 shots

[ancient marsh]

it was the only example in the game i can think of

[violet eagle]

It was weird idk why they made it like that

[ancient marsh]

where shorter barrel gun has better recoil

than the longer barrel version

@compact knoll which gun did you test witth

honestly even if they make recoil exactly like old recoil, with 1 twist, i'm fine with it

[stark torrent]

MDR Is pretty bad i have played with it for the last raids , even on single fire the gun jumps up a lot for no reason

[ancient marsh]

the twist is you keep sight picture

[stark torrent]

and crouched too

[compact knoll]

i think iedy even posted a vidfeo of tigz doing this

[ancient marsh]

how it used to be is the barrel went upward

@stark torrent can you link it?

[compact knoll]

except they changed it in 0.14

and now its back

[stark torrent]

link what

[violet eagle]

Yeah unfortunately

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

i have no clue

[ancient marsh]

32 mb clip that's gonna take like an hour with VPN

but i think i know what you mean

it's not as bad as you describe it

but it is bad with bad recoil guns

like 762 mdr

i did a single clip of 2 round bursts of a 20 rounder of 762 mdr

and a 30 of sr3m

sr3m was good, mdr wasn't

still the new recoil will never be as bad as old, because of one thing: THE GUNS DONT PIVOT UP AT THE BARREL

you keep constant sight picture

burst firing was completely pointless

[stark torrent]

i wouldnt be surprised if smth in their dogshit code fucked the recoil

and they dont even know

[ancient marsh]

and even semi was insanely hard, it was "spray or don't shoot at all"

[ancient marsh]

i 100% bet it's on purpose, they touched the recoil of many guns

so they were tweakin it

[stark torrent]

and you can compare it to Arena FAL and MDR which has old stats and its a laser

[ancient marsh]

it's really noticeably with shit recoil guns

test it with an m4 and it doesn't move

[ancient marsh]

MDR is the best gun on arena

hands down

i can't not headshot people

[stark torrent]

and spear tbf

[ancient marsh]

it's physically impossible

[ancient marsh]

don't like spear

FMJ poopie

[stark torrent]

and m80 is better?

[fast garden]

Barely. Goes through helmets a lot better

[ancient marsh]

yes

higher pen same damage

[stark torrent]

lul 36 pen on FMJ bsg smoking dick

just make it 42 - 43 pen since nobody can get the spear anyway

they locked it behind a quest that is bugged

@fast garden yeah its confirmed nothing works for the flare quest rn

not even the blue one

so yeah , no spear for anyone

[fast garden]

They really should that round is so ass lmao

[fast garden]

Sweet

Lmao

No rush then

29/50 last night too

[ancient marsh]

i can't kill kollontai

i need flare quest on street to unlock him bro

20/20 on scavs

can't light up the courtyard

[stark torrent]

too bad

BSG will prob wait until after this event ends to fix it

Classic spaghetti code , how do flares even get affected in this

Why is their code connected to anything else

[stark torrent]

Is using 3rd party maps cheating

Some people are simply stupid

[ancient marsh]

he should be beaten to death with hammers just for using map genie

wiki has very good maps to learn the layout

the like 8k resolution 3d ones

if you need loot maps use tarkov.help after you learn the layout

[vivid dawn]

They should beat Nikita to death to not include markers in the game

[fast garden]

I fucking hate map genie

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

Sorry but, no markers

Just better descriptions in the quests would do

Unfortunately, since we have all done the same quests anywhere from 5 to 20+ times, they get stale regardless

[vivid dawn]

You equip the compass,it shows you a compass with markers ingame

easy as that

Everyone can decide if they want to use it or not + it helps new players

Its an easy QoL that hurts literaly nobody

[violet eagle]

Given that it's pretty much impossible to play the game without external help, there should be something in-game to direct you

Now what that should or could look like idk

[vivid dawn]

ive literaly just said what it could look like

[violet eagle]

Ik

[vivid dawn]

Its not like SPT has something like that

or like that

Compass out it shows

compass away its gone

[fast garden]

Like 90% or more quests in this game are easily doable if you read the damn quest text and use your brain. There are only a few that need extra info, and some quests that are too much without some other info like finding the flash drive or DSPT for Lightkeeper.

I know reading is hard for the average tarkov player though

[vivid dawn]

Definetly not lol

[violet eagle]

Listen man I'm gonna be honest it feels like you will disagree with me no matter what I say or suggest

So

[vivid dawn]

"dude left key in his car" and then the Key doesnt even spawn 100%

[fast garden]

Quest markers in tarkov would just kill immersion

[vivid dawn]

Gameplay over immersion,as said with the compass

hurts nobody

still arguing "muh immersion" doesnt work

[fast garden]

Still mad about compass slot and hotkey being removed

[violet eagle]

Wandering into a warzone without a clear picture of what you should or shouldn't be doing isn't very immersive either

[vivid dawn]

drinking every 5 minutes is immersive in combat

eating every 2 minutes is not

Tarkov fucks up a lot in the "immersive or realism" field

[fast garden]

I’d rather quest descriptions just be more clear and specific than have quest markers or a cod compass hud element

[fast garden]

This is true

[violet eagle]

Quest descriptions should be more clear, this can be combined with a marker system

[vivid dawn]

Thats why i repeat again,optional feature via an item you can choose to equip

[violet eagle]

It would literally only be beneficial to new players and not harm gameplay at all

[vivid dawn]

Hell call it another scav radio

you equip it and Fence earrapes you with directions for the quest

So many possibilities to implement it in a way that nobody is forced by it

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/HpjCGjcyUhg?si=fPPMBwZpenoGc6nx

[vivid dawn]

[ancient marsh]

holy shit they made romania into a real thing

[vivid dawn]

@soft coral

[ancient marsh]

PVE and probably fixed but still funy

[fast garden]

I don’t think it actually did anything

It was just going a bit farther than it normally would do when you did the edit preset thing in pvp

[compact knoll]

im eating chips

[fast garden]

So real

[compact knoll]

wait thats not the one

[fast garden]

Did you see my SS of the spot I found on streets

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[compact knoll]

nope

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122684099266629652/1296104770108522517/image.png?ex=671264a1&is=67111321&hm=0448a9e2107bd4ad578c8831abfccbf08e22816bc9871a42a45b62ee86154e50&

[compact knoll]

bruh

[stark torrent]

QUESTION is

[fast garden]

I’m pretty sure it’s a max strength jump/buddy jump

[stark torrent]

is there any traffic there

[compact knoll]

CLASSIC

CLASSIC

[stark torrent]

cause i swear streets is dead except 2 areas

[stark torrent]

Krill issue

[compact knoll]

well he aint getting my shit

[fast garden]

It’s actually pretty high traffic with higher level people

Since it’s a good route to and from marked

[stark torrent]

true cause idiots wont take obvious places

so you camp non obvious routes and u run into Chaddickus34

[fast garden]

Can also wiggle around and see inside the uh balet bedroom

Iirc

I have died/fought so many really REALLY good players in that alley lmao

I also go there like every raid

I would be a victim so easily

You can also see to the right all the way down to the end of one of the tunnels next to the yellow financial building

I don’t even camp like that though it’s so boring. It’s fun jumping into stupid spots however

Fucking around with max stn/end is so much fun

[stark torrent]

holy shit so much yapping

[ancient marsh]

too long didn't read + ur gae

[soft coral]

gear fear lol game is trash anyway u dont lose anything

[fast garden]

Pve gear fear is next level pussy shit

It literally ALWAYS comes back

[stark torrent]

Pestily made a video about performance in tarkov with difference PC's

Literally the worst PC in that test was better than 70% of people's playing this game lul

[fast garden]

I actually get 90-100 fps on skreets

[stark torrent]

AHHHH it was a MSI Sponsor

isee

[fast garden]

But if I opened hideout or played longer than 2 hours it goes to barely 60 with drops to 40 in scope

[stark torrent]

what speks

[fast garden]

Oh

Yeah

Lmao

Uhhh I’m retarded I’ll have to find it

Not at pc rn

[stark torrent]

sure no worries

[stark torrent]

if you touch that , you get aggroed

they will know

they will hunt you

[soft coral]

this is peak parking protection

or my personal favorite

[fast garden]

What is the lore behind this

[ancient marsh]

BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE IN A VIDEOGAME @stark torrent

[soft coral]

bottle of water

[fast garden]

Dude I actually make people do this all the time

[stark torrent]

actual schizophrenic

[fast garden]

If someone begs I usually give them my bag and go

[stark torrent]

sadly i never do that , i ride or die

[ancient marsh]

i fucking eat them alive

[stark torrent]

i am too proud and antisocial to do any friendly interactions

i do help player scavs sometimes since i cant kill them but otherwise nah

i just dont use voip

[fast garden]

I only do this if i think they are enough of a pussy to kill me after begging

I get accused over voip of cheating all the time too

Some retard was using a loud m4 to get Scavs to go coop on streets

[stark torrent]

ahah yeah

[fast garden]

I threw a nade at him and he started blabbing that I was cheating

[stark torrent]

3 man runs making so much noise

you one tap his two retarded friends that loot at the same time, not being able to hear shit

yo man why are u cheating man

as a 3 man enjoyer , ppl have no idea how much noise you guys make and how easy is for a solo to hide near you

[fast garden]

Had this exact scenario so many times

[stark torrent]

Loots Cabinet it's over , everyone can hear you , you cant hear shit

[fast garden]

I hate playing with my friends sometimes since they never solo

They have no idea how much fucking sound they make

[compact knoll]

bruh

-4

again

1 was naked sitting in bush

one i sniped with rpd from like 200 meters

2 players were fighting one

one died i killed the 2 others

[soft coral]

skill issue

your fault for playing the game

[stark torrent]

haha i have one friend like that , i think his last solo raid was 4 wipes ago

but my guys are rly chill , funny and most of all , they are obedient

[compact knoll]

i see no skill issue

i killed all of them

[stark torrent]

if i tell them to go there , throw nade here , dont move

they will 100% do that

[compact knoll]

damn the game bugged i have a mouse

[fast garden]

I was wearing altyn zhuk with class 6 plates using a pkp and my friend naded me day before yesterday

[stark torrent]

i have a dude he is more like bersereker , as long as he doenst have a quest on him , he will rush anyone as long as we kill him after

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138253278157750294/1295923232947310604/image.png?ex=6712644f&is=671112cf&hm=cff010f9c2a154cf5176aab4b000a8ae1d965f3cb45c981e053a9b5c47e57f8d&

Kit still hasn’t come back

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Surely the lvl 10 that killed my friend won’t have taken it

Surely

[stark torrent]

i laughed at this so much

[compact knoll]

why did he jump bruh

he just sent a nade there

[stark torrent]

yeah see we thought he would throw the nade down the corridor , he wanted to jump and go straight left in that cover

but the nade hit the top and rolled back

it was an m67 as well

[compact knoll]

would be funnier if you died too

[stark torrent]

i mean that was just tarkov damage calculus i was right behind the dude

first wipe i think

[compact knoll]

bro i dont see anytyhing there

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden aight so i have a new bug

i have read about it , idk if everyone has it

scavs have no cooldown between raids

[fast garden]

I read that on Reddit a moment ago

Hooray

[stark torrent]

ez unplayable maps here we go

[fast garden]

I mean they already really don’t have a cooldown with max Intel and scav rep so

It’s like 3 min between for me lmao

Lighthouse is gonna be so ass bro

Rip lighthouse and streets

[stark torrent]

Reserve too

[fast garden]

Imagine someone who already plays bad scav getting it

Infinite ffa matches

Now THAT would actually be fun

[fast garden]

Yeah

I wanted to say it but also didn’t want to

I love scav reserve it’s so fun killing raiders with garbage

Expand reserve and add like end wipe labs level raider spawn amounts to it

[fast garden]

Does flea listing crash your game

[stark torrent]

hmmm it used to lag

let me see

[fast garden]

Some dude said that it has gotten worse to the point that listing anything at all on flea insta crashes game

[stark torrent]

yeah backend error

free scav no flea market

oh my god

[fast garden]

This is a fun event nikita

I like this already

[ancient marsh]

why are you scavving end of wipe

[stark torrent]

Relaxing

And i need to max my rep so i did fsctory runs

Died to an altyn shotgun guy then next raid to a zabralo dude

My lead slugs aint doin shit

[violet eagle]

Some people actually try to enjoy the game yknow

[ancient marsh]

shturman encounter

i lived and my brother got him

[stark torrent]

what the fuck

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

the side plates help a lot

[ancient marsh]

“Yes I would mind”

blocked

[neon estuary]

Got a funny, funny bug

Couldn't take meds or eat any food

got busyhands in tarkov fml

[compact knoll]

bruh this is retarded

no way the best bullet for 556 cant pen lvl 6

yeah no way it has as much pen as a bullet thats barrelly supersonic

[stark torrent]

if its over 55 it can pen class 6

[compact knoll]

in the game it says uhhh

middle

[stark torrent]

57 is like ughhh 70% to pen class 6 on the first bullet

[compact knoll]

like yellow

[stark torrent]

i mean that and the 38 damage makes it shit

yeah u get 800rpm but

hitreg wont care

out of 20 shots 5 will register

[fast garden]

Yes actually, tarkov has had busyhands for as long as stalker unironically. It has been very infrequent as of late however

[neon estuary]

I couldn't heal or eat so I got killed by a pmc because I couldn't run

[fast garden]

It’s most often caused by various sequences of animations or animation cancels, for example, last wipe if you were eating or unpacking mags in a rig/bag in a container and someone moved the item, container, or also tried to unpack the same mag, you would get busy hands

I think this wipe now it shows as “a player is interacting with items in this container” or something along those lines and won’t let you move things while they are doing it to prevent it

[fast garden]

friendly reminder that 9x39 BP is one of the most ridiculous bullets in the game

every day i miss the strike cig barter

i was dropping diaries and ssds for cigs

[compact knoll]

got a gpu

great success

what the fuck is this

bro

bro LOOOOOK

this is the real silent hill remake

if cultists spawn there should be fog like this

would be fucking terryfying

[soft coral]

[strong hinge]

you are going to meet extremely socially awkward woman and a fat boy ooooooooo

[stark torrent]

Lmao

[fast garden]

https://x.com/crydyreidy/status/1845559950405484847?t=rC-956KLVEO8v7pf6o_7og&s=19

Crydyreidy (@crydyreidy) on X

am i stupid or does @RealTigz head look like the vulkan-5

Twitter · Oct 13, 2024, 8:19 PM

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

My man tried a bit of Asmongold vibe

[ancient marsh]

seen it

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E_M9vzsZQ5k?feature=share

i love the comments about airwing here

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[compact knoll]

bryh

18 k exp

i killed 3 players and parmesan

[lethal vault]

nice

[lyric cairn]

Hi Ivan

[soft coral]

hi

[ancient marsh]

you got like 3k off the players is the funny part lol

[compact knoll]

bruh this guy had a 6b43

and a tx on fmj ammo

bruuuuuuh

[native crypt]

Bro had the raider kit

[compact knoll]

3 kills left

[fast garden]

rpdn test drive is actually really fun

only part that sucks is 1 every like 3 and a half hours

[compact knoll]

killed another like 4

i think

let me play the fucking game in peace

for some reason last 2 days ive been getting a lot more kills then before

idk why

[fast garden]

rpd bias

also loud guns unironically

[compact knoll]

i think peiople get scared

when you shoot them non stop

[fast garden]

checks out

[lyric cairn]

Audio

[compact knoll]

great success

[lyric cairn]

Nice

[stark torrent]

@fast garden apparently LK is fixed

[fast garden]

fixed?

does that include flares

also just got my first low profile kaban kill of the wipe

no mg no gl no nades no kaban/guards shooting

really clean kill too

[stark torrent]

Ye the flare quest as well

I saw some screenshots of ppl completing it

[fast garden]

oh sweet ok

murder time

should be easy with 100% street cultists

[ancient marsh]

bro thought they were gonna stab him irl 😭

[fast garden]

only need 17 more pmcs so ill likely finish it in a few hours

[fast garden]

these kinda reactions are the fucking best

shit is so funny

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/TentativePiercingFungusMVGame-L9xqJSVEsZ4Ot4sH

@stark torrent

nah i aint doing it

fuck em

tried dailies on teamfight

thanos was right

half of humanity needs to be fucking culled

thse mfs arent real people

had a guy go 0-7

[stark torrent]

5v5

[stark torrent]

my man woke up his neighbours

[wintry ridge]

you should see COD players

watching this slayed guy, he just dropped a mega complation of all the worst players he's spectated

these people are hellen keller level its insane

[stark torrent]

compilation but of bad players lmao

@wintry ridge back in my day this was a missing texture not a skin

this game is shit

[wintry ridge]

the skins in mw3 are kinda wack

tbf its black ops 3 camo levels

or even 2 really

remember that element 115 skin

that shit was ugly

[stark torrent]

damn this shit cooked 24k

[fast garden]

dude yeah they have costed nothing for like weeks now its hilarious

no one wants to run that shit

on the flip side its great for people who want the utility but not the price

[wintry ridge]

its like the same cost as that 4x fixed scope but it also does 1x

no reason to not use it

[fast garden]

exactly

if you are broke you should still use this

im looking scarier and scarier by the day

[stark torrent]

damn you played a lot of this wipe

[fast garden]

many many speedy raids for bosses and other random tasks

i havent played as much woods as i normally do either

[stark torrent]

Woods is either relaxing or Vietnam War

[fast garden]

i love them both

[stark torrent]

same pvp on woods has its own allure

[wintry ridge]

damn that guy played 400 more raids than you in the same amount of time

[fast garden]

i love when the entire lobby is fighting over sawmil

[wintry ridge]

woods must be rough

[stark torrent]

we just need shturman to shoot man

and its over

[fast garden]

bingo

[stark torrent]

you better get ready cause they are coming

[fast garden]

im there 10 kill riad

[wintry ridge]

mfw i bring a random svd to pop shots off

[fast garden]

i can tell anytime a player does it vs sthurman tbh

99% of people dont have the exact, precise rythm

[wintry ridge]

double tap, wait, double tap

[fast garden]

te doubles alternate with the triples

already sold

[wintry ridge]

shh not every woods goober knows

[fast garden]

they dont

but the true woods players do

[wintry ridge]

and you'll still go for it since other players might

and thats just free pvp

[stark torrent]

and the real fanatics will push the fake anyway to teach him a lesson

[fast garden]

amen

[fast garden]

ususally only if theres other noise with it/if im close enough to care

close enough being within 400 meters

i got max atten i think last wipe of not the one before

oh my god that shit is so nice

it takes fucking ages to level though

[stark torrent]

ye just use 3btg if its over lvl 21 and you get the elite now

shit is nice af

it even does the sound now

[wooden chasm]

@wintry ridge curse you jaeger

[stark torrent]

this is new isnt it

[wooden chasm]

wtf is that abmonation of a gun

[ancient marsh]

I SPAWNED 5 MINUTES LATE

THIS GAME IS SHIIIIIIIIT

[fast garden]

what was the quest rewards for the 2nd and 3rd cultist task

thought it was some gun barters

ah its dvl and benelli

thats new eother way

ok well

new in the sense that its a barter and not a purchase anymore

i might be wrong i dont ever buy m700s

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

mashallah fk this game

[fast garden]

@stark torrent well fuck

no more flea it is

im assuming i can still purchase just fine

but thats to be seen

[stark torrent]

wait what happened

[fast garden]

i have the no flea bug lmao

i can list one item but have to reset

like reset game

bc it loads and i cant do anything else

yeah i can purchase just fine

so tbh nothing changes i already stopped looting bolts and es lamps etc

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent flares work for quests

But

Didn’t work for my brother

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

@compact knoll

pmc kollontai and 3 guards

sadly im retarded and sent my brother ahead to kill the last 2 guards

i needed them

i got the bat out

[compact knoll]

meat attack

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll oh also

biboin in mvd

[fast garden]

sidebar

600k damage is fucking insane

[compact knoll]

bibka

[ancient marsh]

weren't you roasting me saying i have low accuracy when i was shitting on the val

[fast garden]

tbf i said .15

[ancient marsh]

i got 0.02 worse

[fast garden]

lol

[ancient marsh]

so its basically the same

[compact knoll]

damn you guys have more then 5 kd

[fast garden]

i would have loved to check mine pre test drive and then post test drive

[compact knoll]

test drive 4 is fun

[fast garden]

it is

[compact knoll]

test drive 5 is ASS

[fast garden]

eh

5 aint that bad

scavs

ak12 is ass tho

[compact knoll]

yeah but it isnt fun

ak12 was ok

except for the price

sr2 was hell

mia was hell

had to go to snipe

i had like 20 kills but all of them were under 60

[fast garden]

classic

m1a shit

[compact knoll]

you guys have more then 5 kd

damn you only have 1k

i thought you had more

[ancient marsh]

new acc

i was using someone elses until i got my pc upgraded

then i just bought the game for myself

i played for like 2 wipes on my brother's friend's acc

i got to like 700 raids first wipe

[compact knoll]

havent played last wipe much

i tihkn i got to like lvl 15

[fast garden]

another inconspicuous kaban kill

300 m61

yay

day trader jumpscare

https://outplayed.tv/media/jb7ZmO

my favorite way to kaban

[fast garden]

oh my god everyone and their mother is coming to launch the light keeper flare on streets right now

i had a really clean 3 piece on two different squads that had pinched me

last guy killed me with his last bullet in his sr2m

https://outplayed.tv/media/XnL0Dd

mdr recoil moment lmao

[brittle sinew]

They fucked recoil again??

[fast garden]

at the start of this wipe yeah

flat recoil nerfs

recoil controll skill gone

recoil control bonus on weapon skills lowered

[compact knoll]

i got tagilla but not his cap

[fast garden]

sig spear achieved

[compact knoll]

honestly probably wont play after i get kappa

maybe if friend calls or something

[compact knoll]

teammate stole big pipe

[fast garden]

cut his big pipe off

[compact knoll]

damn i saw someone that looked like a goon

but it was just a full kitted guy

flir axmc

ballin

they hatin

[wintry ridge]

isnt .338 dogshit

AP unable to pen t5 plates

[low iris]

i thinkt he fact that a 338 hits you is good enough

[wintry ridge]

nah

you can pop 3 shots an a dude propitals it off while hiding in a corner

[ancient marsh]

AP pens every single armor in the game on first hit

It’s like 79 pen

You’re thinking of fmj

It’s 47 so about 50% on lvl 5

[ancient marsh]

MDR got hit the worst

[ancient marsh]

Pop a Xanax before raids bro 😭

[fast garden]

im so jumpy lmao

[stark torrent]

shit i think i gotta start doing that

solo streets is tho

Kabans key is also 1 mil now might do the quest again

[ancient marsh]

best gun for AK UBGL?

[stark torrent]

ak12

or AKMN

[pseudo storm]

AK-50

[soft coral]

Love how youalways have the most damn random items in your stash

I see meds I see ammo nothing out of hte ordinary

and then its like

??? you repairing your golf or what?

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cant-see-cant-read-meme-ken-jeong-gif-16673476

[ancient marsh]

chat what are your personal favorite bosses to fight

[hallow stream]

None of them cause they are all bullshit

[ancient marsh]

nah not rly

there's a couple that are

[hallow stream]

Yes really

[ancient marsh]

most are alright

[stark torrent]

Shturman

[ancient marsh]

i dont like his arena

too open

[hallow stream]

I literally had 1 game where i mag dumped 60 bullets into big pipe and he did not die

[stark torrent]

After i got mjolnir 3 wipes , i got used to just snipe him and thats that

[hallow stream]

And i had another game where i shot him in his ballsack once and he insta died

[stark torrent]

His guards can be a pain cause they spawn with SNB

[ancient marsh]

#1 aim at head
#2 yeah goons fall into the bullshit bosses

[stark torrent]

But there is only two

[ancient marsh]

does he?

[hallow stream]

With the same exact gun and bullet