💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

well it is chance based

i had times where i farmed night resort like 20 raids in a row

got more cultists than sanitar somehow

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean it can be whatever it's bad

[ancient marsh]

i checked cottage and resort

[stark torrent]

and again , because of this , ppl also dont move on map

yesterday i had shturman on woods , i had 6 players at sawmil

squads and solos , i had two dudes with RPD and M60

now , me , being a chad, i had a thermal so i sniped shturman then just fought the squads

but it showed that a boss makes ppl move on the map or shit , instead of having dead maps

and thats woods

[ancient marsh]

where is pvp on streets btw?

kaban compound?

[stark torrent]

there isnt

[ancient marsh]

chek15?

[stark torrent]

map is dead mostly , maybe 2-3-4 players

or squads

check 15 got nerfed so maybe if someone has it

otherwise kaban if he spawns

if not , ppl mostly loot around and leave at the closest extract

• teh map runs very bad lately so ppl just dont play it

the loot got nerfed on streets so now it's no longer the best map for loot

streets was lit af when it was the poison event

where u had to kill scavs at the school

naturally , scavs would not spawn there , but you had 15 players

again, it was fun for the pvp , the quest itself was aids

[ancient marsh]

what is decent

no labs

[stark torrent]

i dont even know , i think the arena keys

any place with arena keys is a good start

Woods is ok , it has loot and a lot of stashes spread across the whole map , so it's not liek shoreline

only in resort or in the new place

otherwise dead areas

Lighthouse has loot as well but that map requires a certain playstyle

Reserve has a lot of crates in buildings

Maps nowadays have the same loot pools or shit overall

Just need to know where to look

[ancient marsh]

the playstyle is cheating

or scav run

[stark torrent]

But streets definetely wont give you 2 bitcoins and 15 valuables by just hugging the buildings outside the center

[stark torrent]

yeah i'd say scav running overall on any map is what it is

money print

[ancient marsh]

best ref key?

i got grumpy access

[stark torrent]

all of them

they seem similar , can be shit , can be stacked to shit

you pick whichever map you want

[ancient marsh]

woods would probably be the best?

extracti s right there

[stark torrent]

Ye woods is ok , if u dont spawn there tho it will prob be looted

Interchange same

[ancient marsh]

never seen it open

[stark torrent]

you prob dont play 30 raids of woods per day like me

then u will see it

usually

if the car is gone

the room is looted

especially early in the raid

[fast garden]

Granted, sometimes it just won’t be because someone was smart enough to look inside

If all I see is like 3 suppressors you best believe that shit is staying closed

But yeah. Woods is awesome, you just don’t see people on the map at all if big man don’t spawn

It’s almost like bosses are really good focal points for maps that otherwise have long runs to the next POI

Remember the event where everyone had aids?

You would fucking collapse in spawn and needed XTG and augmentin or get a Pharaohs curse

[ancient marsh]

yep amazing event

a speedhacker came flying up to me and my friend

dropped us loot

we didnt take it

he took off

we ran across the land bridge and instantly died

amazing

[fast garden]

They need to do more events like TG trail though

It seems to me all these last few have been easy to get the achievements for, they should make stash lines a reward for all of them and actually make them reasonably harder

Fair disclaimer, I did all of TG trail, I only know surface level things about all the other events, never played any of them

So the mortar one is the first one I’ve done since TG

[ancient marsh]

ehh, tg trail was pretty stupid

because stuff like the SP8 machete was needed

as you can imagine it's unreliable to get

or costs shitloads

random keys like pumping station cost millions

[fast garden]

I thought it was a fun change of pace though

That being said, you had to really want to get it done, some of those items became a pain really really quickly

Though they made the machete spawn on scavs after a little bit, and pumping station was t exactly an uncommon key

[ancient marsh]

and all you got was 2 rows

[fast garden]

Green card was a different story though

But I didn’t have to pay for it

[ancient marsh]

green card requirement = you either have tens of millions saved up or you aren't doing the event

[fast garden]

oh the cards werent even on flea atp

[ancient marsh]

wdym

[fast garden]

it was just get lucky and have/get the key or ask other people to open it for you

green was sold out of flea in no time at all

i had got mine off a cultist on factory the day after i got to that step

other people i knew just got friendly on labs, i opened it for tons of people

lotta people wanted the stash lines, all the sudden lotta people are cordial

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Crumpet thought he could camp airdrops

And yeah i made it out

[crystal musk]

Tarkov

[fast garden]

i just gave myself hands busy

because i alt tabbed mid reload

[wintry ridge]

stop giving busy hands

[stark torrent]

i just killed a guy and he fell through the floor

he had the premium insurance

[native crypt]

didn't that use to happen all the time in the command bunker

i lost a raid bag once on the stairs close to d2

[stark torrent]

no, this guy fell through the whole map

i had a thermal so i saw it

[native crypt]

wasn't meant to be i suppose

[stark torrent]

yeah on reserve im pretty sure it still happens one of the stairs are bugged

u fall through under and u cant get looted

[native crypt]

yup

[stark torrent]

guy that fell had a p90 so nothing valuable lost

[native crypt]

thats tarkov for ya

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent FUCK

i forgot to screenshot the lobby code

it was m0les7

[native crypt]

have you given the m2 rig a try this wipe its been good for me so far

its pretty light for class 3 soft armor

[stark torrent]

yeah , it's good

[native crypt]

that and the avs rig has been so good for reserve to

[stark torrent]

Black Thor and M2 are good budget armors with class 3 and sides

AVS is nice for loot runs it doesnt have sides

But it's good as well

but those two 4x4 slots are juicy

[native crypt]

its so nice

[stark torrent]

you think i should sell some headphones?

[native crypt]

sacrifice the com 6s and see what you get

we do a little bit of gambling

[stark torrent]

i already put 5 prokills

14 hrs

you dont get shit probably it has like a value thershold

If you get 6 hours , its a quest item

[native crypt]

i sacrifice tank bat and another valuable usually

i got back to back colored cards

black then yellow

[stark torrent]

lucky

too bad i didnt play labs before and i sure ar shit wont play it now with the keycards how they are

[native crypt]

the loot is tragic this wipe

[stark torrent]

like....it makes 0 sense for the keycards to have such shit loot after they got 10 uses only

again , BSG doesnt know cause nobody plays the game

and for some reason they dont believe the players

when they tell them loot is shit , even pestily told nikita and the rooms are still shit

most of them

[native crypt]

red keycard

[ancient marsh]

romania fence

[stark torrent]

it would have been an old passat or skoda

[ancient marsh]

mne posrat

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

up to some funny business

doing the unthinkable

all in the name of vhs tape and sprats

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent please read his name and delete

i just saw this

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

what does that mean

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent CAN YOU CANCEL MAP TO MAP TRAVEL?

I PRESSED INTERACT ON ACCIDENT

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

nope

travel

and alt f4 mid load

[ancient marsh]

i just travelled

@compact knoll

do i do it now

@compact knoll

@compact knoll

@compact knoll

too late now

[compact knoll]

do it

still

[ancient marsh]

too late now

[compact knoll]

you can still do it

[stark torrent]

No

[fast garden]

as soon as you see matching pop up, alt f4

[violet eagle]

Marathon and map transitions are goated idk why they didn't add this years ago

[fast garden]

they are cool as fuck tbh

[violet eagle]

My only thing is there should be some incentive to do it other than it's just cool and for a few quests

[fast garden]

ramping xp bonus

[ancient marsh]

have you tried queuing again

you go TO EXTRACTS

why not just extract

and queue a diff map

[violet eagle]

#💣tarkov-released message

[ancient marsh]

yeah so they aren't "goated"

they serve no purpose

thanks for agreeing

[violet eagle]

#💣tarkov-released message

[ancient marsh]

yeah you said the exact same thing

those extracts serve no purpose

you would never use them outside of set quests

you would just extract on the exit you are literally standing at

and move all of your loot to stash for free

rather than some of it for roubles

heal all your limbs to 100% max and current hp

rather than just max hp

and you would hand in the quests you have

[fast garden]

i did it for the third lk task

it was fun

the pathway is a hell of a lot easier to get to on reserve than most reserve extracts

the "move shit to ur stash" thing shouldnt cost money though

[violet eagle]

What if anything you got in subsequent raids had a stacking rouble effect on it or something

For trader selling

Good for pre flea moneys

[fast garden]

[late oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-4822326163116896763

[stark torrent]

imo you should also have the map specific trader available for a bit or shit to buy some stuff

limited stuff , so if a nohter player arrives after you , he doenst have the item you bought

example , u extract form streets, you can buy some water and food from therapist limited stock , but she doesnt restock for other players

[fast garden]

that would be cool too

[violet eagle]

Could just have fence access in-between the raids

Fence isn't a single guy his shop is a group of smugglers all around anyways

There's a spt mod like that I think

[ancient marsh]

i used 100 9x19 AP shots

[fast garden]

am i fucked

did transit to lh

well looks like i am

"game completed or aborted"

this game has amazing fuckin bugs

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008472048324071433/1110397205266841701/tarkov-money.gif

[wintry ridge]

rip iedy

[frosty basalt]

fellas is it stupid to spend 2 lega medals on an item case to sell it for 2m so i can buy my last graphics cards

[wintry ridge]

yes

lega medals are stuck behind weekly tasks

you can get rubles any other way

[wintry ridge]

or rare dailies

[frosty basalt]

i only wanna spend my lega medals on a thicc case

im really far from hitting that much rep

minimum of 10 days of doing all 3 dailies

and i dont play everyday

[ancient marsh]

Yes

The more gpus you have the less effective they are

Just run a scav

[frosty basalt]

thats not true

but youre right about running a scav

i was lazy last night and bought it anyway i was considering buying another one but i woke up with enough roubles to buy the last 3 anyway

down to 5k roubles

in 30m ill get a bitcoin tho so im chillin for the rest of the wipe as of now

ill max out shooting range and hall of fame probably, just for the xp bonuses

[ancient marsh]

It is true

The last gpu will reduce time less than the first

[wintry ridge]

if you need money, just run a scav

dont use shit that you only get rarely

[low iris]

if you get ref levbel 4 isn't it like

4 smth gp coins for a gpu

per reset

[fast garden]

like 40

so basically one daily

[wintry ridge]

instead of 2 weeklies

lol

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent shoreline mayhaps?

[stark torrent]

nah imma go do my dailies on arena quick and im off

w0rk tommorow

my nitro expired grr

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1130563598612173030.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[compact knoll]

get fucked

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008472048324071433/1110397205266841701/tarkov-money.gif

[fast garden]

so im bugged and cannot seem to take the transits at all

[fast garden]

when i try to transit, it will load me into another raid and i get stuck on this

[stark torrent]

yeah u have the bug bsg wont fix

the tigz bug

whatever

rip

asscock game

[fast garden]

when i alt f4 and attempt reconnect, ambient noise

so im fucked

rip

2 weeks of this bug right?

[wintry ridge]

i had that for a while

[fast garden]

that he has had it

[stark torrent]

3

[wintry ridge]

it fixes itself but otherwise ur fucked

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

gg thanks nikiter

appericate

[wintry ridge]

get unhread edition

it fixes it

[fast garden]

if only

[wintry ridge]

poor fella

[fast garden]

medcase jumpscare

someone got lost

what is blud up too

[violet eagle]

If you are in the barracks buildings no matter where you are inside, scavs will spawn outside and just know where you are and push you

Even through closed doors n shit

Decent way to farm if you need scav kills ig

[violet eagle]

BTR is on woods????

[pseudo storm]

yes

[compact knoll]

always have been

[violet eagle]

Nah that can't be True

Yeah it's not they added it halfway through last wipe

[turbid briar]

@crystal musk you forgot to say tarkov here

[vivid dawn]

He didnt

#💣tarkov-released message

[turbid briar]

So it just got flooded

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1203431539703160832/1290058372728623136/EscapeFromTarkov_9_28_2024_2_17_15_PM.png?ex=66fb13fc&is=66f9c27c&hm=3fb91cabe3b2d28b8fe06cce283278e79f9ca51370c2a3d5aa69ee1a14410f8a&

On fence pve

[glad terrace]

Crazy work

[earnest timber]

Streamer dogtags

oh my fucking god

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral What's your take on this

[late oasis]

wait a pve enegemy had that dogtag?

[soft coral]

Shit game will always be shit

[brittle sinew]

As expected

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Insane timing

[ancient marsh]

it's probably cheated in

[ancient marsh]

ohmygog

[late oasis]

big handle

[vivid dawn]

Are they stupid?

Thats called a hotfix

Just call it a hotfix and everyone knows the Servers didnt go down while they installed it

[fast garden]

Insane timing lmao

[ancient marsh]

raids are still 10m long?

[stark torrent]

no clue

[fast garden]

hmmmm

shall i get kedr with shit ammo and 30 mags or cheaper base gun with 40 mags and ammo that might kill someone

hmmmm

[stark torrent]

mp7

[late oasis]

aammo that can kill seems better XD

[fast garden]

they should do a mode where its like, themed loadouts from the different bosses and their guards

so like a team of gluhar and his guards vs a team of reshala and his guards

gluhars guard archetypes would fit well

so would kabans

[stark torrent]

reshala telescope MDR

[fast garden]

yes precisely

the seer

that scope aint bad after rework which is nice

zryachiy gun also doesnt insta crash game either

[safe basin]

Ashot iy eby

[violet eagle]

headthroatheadthroatheadthroat

[fast garden]

you guys remember when this gun came out

and it was the only gun with recoil that felt good

[stark torrent]

yes , woods was plagued by it

and labs

and factory

the rat stick

[fast garden]

everywhere

and streets

[stark torrent]

2 tap to thorax nakeds at extract

LPS at lvl 2

[fast garden]

BT jumpscare

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[violet eagle]

Yeah back when recoil was terrible and nonsensical they added a weapon with no recoil and could pen anything in the game

Most thought out bsg decision ever

[safe basin]

да, SVT-40 имба

[fast garden]

the best part of the gun being added was kaban giving you 300 rounds of ps, bt, or bs ammo

i ran bs svt so much

ez mode

[crystal musk]

#💣tarkov-released message

Blind hoe

[turbid briar]

[cinder parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RndikjWpje8?si=lJG-cPHIMk01f-KS

[fast garden]

either one of them should have died in the first 5 bullets, and then of course this guys gun explodes after 2 mags

[fast garden]

this patch happened because i went to play sm2 and was having fun so nikita needed a way to bring me back

it has to be personal

[stark torrent]

Tree thinks the mod team hasnt seen he spammed the name of the channel in every channel

Tree thinks we didnt talk how to punish him already

[crystal musk]

I know yall have seen it

[vivid dawn]

Ive waited for this xD

[compact knoll]

huh

[ancient marsh]

lvl 54 and 53 dead to mpx

[compact knoll]

cool

[proven obsidian]

use the toz103

no

yes

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

@stark torrent stop duckassing on my gpu this instant, young man

[violet eagle]

Getting headshot by a person you didn't see 5 raids in a row

[stark torrent]

Not killing a dude after shooting him with 3 mags of m80 at long range with a DMR thats made for long range

[soft coral]

Sausage

[violet eagle]

Alternatively 657 damage absorbed by armor

[stark torrent]

sorry little one

[pliant thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-gif-24141311

[violet eagle]

I've lost 2 mil rubles in the last 24 hours

The quests for the mortar event are dogshit

[fast garden]

eh

lh kinda

[pseudo storm]

How much remains?

[violet eagle]

4.3

[pseudo storm]

Still a hefty amount

[low iris]

It was lile the vepr when m80 was still PK level 3

[fast garden]

not at all the same

[untold harness]

Only

[fast garden]

money is so easy this wipe

i burnt 30 mil resetting weeklies

[untold harness]

Why lmao

I dont quite have that much money

you just been trader flipping/flea flipping?

[safe basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414048461412106240/1282690194637717504/image.gif

[vivid dawn]

Russian humor

[ancient marsh]

OOOO

[pseudo storm]

What did sacrifice

[ancient marsh]

secret

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/494467860198850562/1289938278895583362/-v0-v9t57d3l8nrd1.webp

[pseudo storm]

hmmmm

Capybara?

[wintry ridge]

humor is a very strong word

[ancient marsh]

you are the inventors of hawk tuah

do not speak

https://imgur.com/vAWxfFJ

[wintry ridge]

thats not even humor

its just some drunk lady getting platformed by sexually repressed dudes

[vivid dawn]

True

[violet eagle]

Honestly

Mortar event

Kinda growing on me

[ancient marsh]

It’s awful I did the first event

First quest of it

Went to the bomb zones a couple times

I just don’t get it

What’s the point

My brother had the buttplug going off

It was like 10 collective minutes of hiding in bathrooms on resort

[violet eagle]

It would've been cooler if it were like gas mortars or something

Need a mask to get in and out

Like dayz

[wintry ridge]

smoke mortars to fuck up sightlines and make cqc even when ur outside

[violet eagle]

They should hire me to do events man I could come up with better stuff asleep

[wintry ridge]

just cover entire hotspots with smoke

[violet eagle]

See now that's an idea

[wintry ridge]

gn nota

good luck with the event

[violet eagle]

Cover all of fortress or trainyard with smoke so it's a hectic fistfight inside

How did we just come up with two better ideas than they implemented

[wintry ridge]

tbh mortars would be a good idea if it was like

air strikes or something

10s fuse warheads

you hear a bunch of thunks and you gotta rotate fast or else oyu get atomized

maybe a bunch of chalk rounds or smoke to show where they are landing exactly

[violet eagle]

I'm still waiting for them to do some kind of NBC map or event or something

[wintry ridge]

i want gas mask zones but not as janky and stupid as realism mod

[violet eagle]

That or add a cryptid onto woods or shoreline or something

[wintry ridge]

i want gas masks zones to be special stuff with loot

[wintry ridge]

REAL

skinwalker event would be peak

like the cursed zryrachiy but not stupid

[violet eagle]

I would add it and not include it in any patch notes either

[wintry ridge]

an actual new character model

"new october event"

[violet eagle]

Literally could just reskin tagilla if they wanted to be easy

[wintry ridge]

and you get a quest from jaeger to hunt some new person that's been killing his scavs on woods

from 2-5am

[wintry ridge]

gotta speed up animations though

tagilla is very wonky in the open

you can just bait his swings and he'll miss most of them

[violet eagle]

Tagilla is wonky on factory lol

He needs a touch up

[wintry ridge]

he needs to be able to swing while moving

everyone does tbh

you should be able to attack at full sprint

[violet eagle]

Nah if he's close to you with his hammer he's already got you, it's the finding him with his faced pressed into a wall or stuck in a healing animation that are funny

[wintry ridge]

first melee in a sprint does 1.5x damage

momentum

@violet eagle yeah anyways instead of doing some 100 % cultists shit this october they should do a skinwalker

remodeled tagilla or something, not just him with a hat and scythe

or maybe actual zombies

[violet eagle]

Zombies could be cool

[wintry ridge]

they got ghoul masks, just make those a perma headgear on some fucked up creature cultists that use only melee

[violet eagle]

Would be laggy

Tarkov can barely handle the meagre amount of scavs already

[wintry ridge]

zombies instead of scavs

[violet eagle]

If you've ever tried to load an offline raid with horde enabled you'd know

[wintry ridge]

count for quests but they got like killa HP and jam stuff when they melee you (not when they're in a fucking radius)

[violet eagle]

It gets bad fas

[wintry ridge]

that jamming mechanic is neat but they use it too harshly

should def be only when he hits you

ok anyways i go sleep nota

dm me how it goes

[dapper bluff]

My usec has quite a big holster

[pseudo storm]

The biggest iron

[dapper bluff]

Switching to your cannon is faster than reloading

[stark torrent]

Chlorine HELL YEAH

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-duck-yellow-duck-dancing-twerk-gif-25934446

[ancient marsh]

In a pc?

Are you huffing chlorine

[compact knoll]

Spent 400k on cultists yesterday

Got nothing

Literally nothing

[ancient marsh]

(Same)

[stark torrent]

all i see is a loot square it can be a pc , duffle whateer

[stark torrent]

same, gave a tank bat and some other shit

got an air filter

14 hours

[ancient marsh]

Youre mome

)))))))

[ancient marsh]

super futuristic lookin gun

[ancient marsh]

one spooky mf

https://www.twitch.tv/glorious_e/clip/PowerfulOutstandingDonutMingLee-GEcGHUOXXO6LW9In

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/glorious_e/clip/SolidIronicCheddarMcaT-3Dh1GyFcCjM1y37u

[stark torrent]

magmark

[ancient marsh]

i found the FIRST ever use case for quick reload

MCX is significantly faster with quick reload

like 30+ %

[stark torrent]

yeah some guns have a quicker anim

SVD too i thin

[ancient marsh]

not how other guns are basically same speed if you unbind quick reload, because the game waits a bit for your second press before it does the regulat mag swap

[stark torrent]

because he just yeets the mag

[ancient marsh]

on most guns if you unbind quick reload you do the regular mag swap as fast as a quick reload

[stark torrent]

that guy should go find another game to stream

proning in arena

[ancient marsh]

"assault"

[safe basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229046981737840640/1286987840474976326/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_61.gif

[fast garden]

purple name too

what a bum

[safe basin]

изи квест

ради опыта халява

[compact knoll]

len

ne xochu v tarkov segodnya

[fast garden]

worth for the hat

paid actor

im sorry timmy

[safe basin]

я тоже не хочу, пока что

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/414048461412106240/1208338015517417472/IMG_20231223_065910_299.gif

[ancient marsh]

95k

#1

#2

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[fast garden]

nature is healing

[ancient marsh]

bug is over?

[fast garden]

ye

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden pros of having bug fixed = you can play tarkov

cons = you can play tarkov

[fast garden]

yep

im doing swift one and the 4th lk task together

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6fLnXd_hECw

[safe basin]

партизан гaнdon

Гandon на Егере, нет бл дать 30К опыта

How's the build going?

[ancient marsh]

ass

like really bad

[fast garden]

adar upper and hybrid

with cqr stock

lul

[compact knoll]

yeah but it looks good tho

[fast garden]

[worldly sleet]

woouuvvv

[fast garden]

heres a looker anyway

[fast garden]

i too would be estatic in this situation

[fast garden]

just listened as sthurman dropped partizan

lmao

[safe basin]

ВАААААААУ, ПАЦАН ГОТОВ

[fast garden]

tripwires show up red on thermals

[glad terrace]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/iA6spDtBa3lBPwC9f

[compact knoll]

this is 100% a fucking cheater

[glad terrace]

Wym

[compact knoll]

oh wait

nwm

i didnt see the ak

[glad terrace]

Lmao

Yeah that was a couple weeks ago

I gotta trim up some more clips

Brought a m60 out with t6 to get head throated

Goated hitbox🤓

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

partizan + 3 scavs

[violet eagle]

I have one of these

It looks a little wonky in the game but works alright

[fast garden]

fence with 570 of them

i also really hate the tango in game

[violet eagle]

They are only like 200$ or smthn

Not hard to find

[ancient marsh]

partizan second time

[wanton bridge]

what bug

i was in the middle of halen

[winged mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6fLnXd_hECw?si=f4pLVuxU7SWiJmKs

@stark torrent

[violet eagle]

Killed by a level 2, 12 hour old account, 48 seconds into a customs raid

[violet eagle]

Why oh dear god why do scavs have wallhacks

[stark torrent]

Lmao

[low iris]

endlessly being killed by duos or trios dude

[frosty basalt]

i got reserve marked bk from cultists

sold for 2.9m instantly

[violet eagle]

It's hard to balance around this. It's easier to pick up and play solo but you are at such a huge disadvantage

Obviously 4-5 mans are blind and deaf so it balances out but 2-3 squads are lethal as all hell

[low iris]

I keep on dying to the last guy

Which is such a kick in the balls lowkey

[violet eagle]

I wait for last to try and grenade then rush them cause they are alone

If they don't grenade and just sit and camp it's hard to do anything

There've been a lot of times I've killed one or two and just dipped because last is just going to camp the bodies

[low iris]

It sucks more when they are basically camping key locations

Like i just wanna hit the interchange ref key and bail

But i have to rat for like 20 mins so nobody is camping or gonna run up on me

[wanton bridge]

CASH

[late oasis]

lol

les goooo

got 2 cool guns too 😮

[ancient marsh]

nah he's even got a crosshair 😭

[late oasis]

killed the sniper he flew up in the air then legs stayedup and forso jsut slowly fell

[late oasis]

aalso you right kinda

[ancient marsh]

How am I “kinda” right

[late oasis]

well it do point where it pointing

[soft coral]

mashallah fk this game

[safe basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270811889386917981/1290521505578483712/RfdxCLqVK9M.gif

[stark torrent]

hesus cristos what a quest

[stark torrent]

[safe basin]

говно

[granite coral]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

shit

[safe basin]

типо лаб карта особенно чёрная стоит копейки, тоесть мало

[granite coral]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

like a lab card, especially a black one, costs pennies, that is, not much

[stark torrent]

it's 2 mil

[fast garden]

Wish those goobers would bring me sani bag

I have kappa and still haven’t even seen that bozo in raid

[fast garden]

A buddy of mine really really likes cheating in like, every fucking game ever

They are using cheats in solo pve right now

Spawning like, 30 partisans in reserve

Who can apparently spawn with keycards for whatever reason

[hallow stream]

Ngl

Bsg needs to add a gun that lobotomizes people

Lobotomized people cant play the game for the rest of the wipe

You would be helping them escape from tarkov, a real hero

[fast garden]

Yeah well

We had that

It was called the release AVT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1291065227902845051/image.png?ex=66febdb1&is=66fd6c31&hm=b38072d18eb98a480b4b51de077923a26684b944d95466c5827d9f41fa71b7e5&

Apparently since he does this all solo, it never communicates with actual bsg.

Also to run it, you literally run a cmd promt to turn off battleeye. Bsg getting cucked by the off switch

Every day I am grateful that many rmt people went to pve, I don’t run into as many cheaters in pvp as I used to

[fast garden]

I love the funny block

Where did you even find that if you have para cord

Shoreline?

[ancient marsh]

219 resort east

unlocked room

i died 30 seconds later

[fast garden]

Lmao

[hardy onyx]

airdrop

[hazy pagoda]

Stalcraft govno ebanoe

[safe basin]

soglasen, xoty yi nauimnik

согллаен, хотя я наёмник

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241277133683294230/1290225288051036160/4d23d2e595db88c1ff1293d28280fc19_1.gif

[granite coral]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I agree, although I am a mercenary

[crystal musk]

instead of paying 3 zillion dollars for PVE

just get SPT lol

[stark torrent]

ehhh yeah i guess, tbf last wipe was worse for cheaters

in the first 2 months lighthouse was unplayable for me, since i was thermal only

holy shit i ran into cheaters most of the time

now it's ok i guess

[hallow stream]

Cheaters got bored of hacking on tarkov

Its too easy

They need better anti cheat to make hacking hard

[fast garden]

Yeah lighthouse was a fucking hellscape all last wipe

Can’t tell you how many times I’d die on back mountain spawn in 10 seconds to pkm altyn

Or something equally stupid

[fast garden]

But ermmmm coop!!!?!?!!!

People are stupid

[stark torrent]

not that stupid, i can understand to some extent

PvE is tied to the main game , so they dont need to do anything but change gamemode

Some are also real scared they will get banned if they use SPT

[fast garden]

No I just mean buying rmt in pve

I only half read that lmao

I do kinda get it for those points

Most people who own PC’s are less tech literate than console players somehow

In my experience anyway

Between people I know and this server sometimes

[compact knoll]

what?

whats with tvigs and this guy

[ancient marsh]

funni fuel meme

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1291106760077344811/image.png?ex=66fee45f&is=66fd92df&hm=5fee24a38e8d321a62d49982470e4393ce211cd70ee6abbc1846ced3f64ef021&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

Hyper's PMC UI

[ancient marsh]

do you want the full airwingmarine x tigz lore

[compact knoll]

yes

[ancient marsh]

uh

ok

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/588207322162266143.webp

[ancient marsh]

airwingmarine is an ex marine guy and he does guides on yt about hideout maxxing

and obviously you need fuel to craft in hideout

that's where the fuel meme came from

and AWM also enjoys sniping a lot

like AXMC on lighthouse island with thermal much

and even has a buddy who's a spotter

that's where the sniping and marine memes came from

why they fell out is cause 1) AWM gives dogshit takes on twitter

he once said if you need top tier bullets to play tarkov like BP you aren't playing tarkov, you're playing COD with extra steps

and 2) someone in chat made an emote called FuelWide where it was AWM's face on a guy doing a full buttnaked spread with his legs above his head

no naked parts obviously

but AWM said his wife saw that emote

so they were kinda beefing after that

even tho tig removed that emote long time ago

a fuel + tigz collab would break me

god i wish they'd just make up and make out

[strong hinge]

bro please, just write it with 1 chat, wtf is this wall of text

[ancient marsh]

who asked you

[ancient marsh]

will the length of the wall of text change?

if i wrote it with 1 message

[strong hinge]

yes it will become shorter

[ancient marsh]

you can't become any shorter

5 foot 4 headass

[strong hinge]

BURGER MEASUREMENTS

im 190 get fucked

[fast garden]

190 mm is kinda small

Freak

[strong hinge]

[ancient marsh]

new lab boss watch out

[fast garden]

I love the awm tigz beef so much

[ancient marsh]

i love fuel so much

[vivid dawn]

Hamburgers are a German invention and we use Metric

Make fun of the Imperials measuring in feet pictures,not us

[ancient marsh]

the patty is german

putting it between buns is american

[vivid dawn]

Nope

German immigrants started doing it on their journey to new york

[vivid dawn]

"Suggests"

Hamburger will disagree

Not the food

Hamburger from Hamburg

[vivid dawn]

Where it originates from

[ancient marsh]

the patty is german

in bread it's american

[vivid dawn]

Actualy its Asian

[ancient marsh]

no it's from pangea

[vivid dawn]

Citing wikipedia all the time is horribke

Its all wrong anyway since everyone can edit that shit

English one is American biased while German one tells the full story from asia til it immigrated to america

Wtf

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1284176523175133214/wank-1.gif

my honest reaction

keep talking about who made the burger

im close

[vivid dawn]

no

Nikita made it

Its called Tarkov

Its a Spaghettie Burger

Even Forever Winter runs better than Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

https://7tv.app/emotes/66fd9b77ee3d3137f831b633

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1263244897998344264/airwingreacting.gif

there is more to the lore of airwing

he is known to bootlick BSG and defend them with dumb statements which bring him a lot of negative heat from people and shit

he makes these kinds of faces when he locks in on a snipe

the way he says barter is very triggering

Borter

@ancient marsh 🅱️ orter

[ancient marsh]

sniping

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167528740021088336/1288203954479562825/globe.gif

[stark torrent]

bro wtf is tony doing he playing gta 5 rp

[fast garden]

I don’t remember the exact tweet he did that made me despise him

Think it was around unheard drama

[stark torrent]

damn dude airwing is talking about politics

he said he will never vote for Kamala who wants to take away the guns and make vaccines and shit

based

[ancient marsh]

yeah i wouldn't expect him tbh

i dont think she represents anything he's for or is

[stark torrent]

locked

[ancient marsh]

holy fucking

off 3 adderals

[ancient marsh]

locked IN

[stark torrent]

i cant

@ancient marsh

smelling them fumes

i cant man im dying

[ancient marsh]

oh my god

some fumes left on the fingers

[fast garden]

Prolly from bare hand wiping his ass from shitting in his bucket

[ancient marsh]

???

[compact knoll]

2 gpus in a row

lol

[ancient marsh]

basde

[fast garden]

Why else would he be sniffing so hard

He was a marine right? He def shits in a bucket under his chair

[fast garden]

Ok that’s a stretch

[vivid dawn]

I have constant 60 fps on Forever Winter on Medium settings.

While on Tarkov i cant.

Streets runs like shit

complete utter bullshit

Even the shits of my cats are more pleasant to see and smell than streets

[fast garden]

That game stutters like shit for me regardless of how i butcher it, at least I get mostly consistent 60 fps on streets even after mem leak

Tarkov actually runs pretty good for a while if you never open hideout

Glorious Russian coding

[stuck tapir]

Getting a whiff of the new single from four finger ass punch

[compact knoll]

3 gpu in a row

[untold harness]

AXMC on lighthouse is kinda peepeepoopoo alot of the time sadly 😔

230 meter max range

Im about that 3-24 life

[fast garden]

bad sniper take

but tbh

t-5k with 993

1053 m/s

watching airwingmarine lean in his chair when he leans in game

like my grandmother playing mariocart

he uh

read my name out in chat

took like several seconds to not say the n word

"kept seeing engineer in it"

https://www.twitch.tv/airwingmarine/clip/AmusedHonestHamJonCarnage-bCxRLRkq4c3dkmiJ

[compact knoll]

5 man will be HELL

[fast garden]

gg

[stark torrent]

Looks like a fun one

[compact knoll]

doing last one before sleep

of course

immediate headshot

with lugger cci

3 headshots

[stark torrent]

He simply was crouched

[compact knoll]

he is shimply better

barely got my money back

[fast garden]

tbh yellow is just worth using at its price

[compact knoll]

im not going labs

fuck that

[fast garden]

one gpu/btc/leddie pays for 3 more yellows

but yeah

[compact knoll]

i keep getting 14 hours

instead of 6

[fast garden]

gambling moment

youll get it next time bro

"is it haram to eat sausage in tarkov"

[brittle sinew]

It's beef sausage

It's halal ☝️

[fast garden]

[untold harness]

Does it pay for lost kits too

[fast garden]

if you play labs like god intended, yes

(with a 5.7)

[fast garden]

why

is it so long

holy fuck

[native crypt]

it doesn't say planted device enough

[wintry ridge]

they gotta censor the word bomb so the game can still be streamed

[fast garden]

hold on let me find the skier line where he calls someone retarded

opening to golden swag

censored on the wiki

weirdge

[wintry ridge]

iirc the wikihost wont allow any "harsh" language

since they run ads on every single page

[fast garden]

ah

yeah that makes more sense

[fast garden]

sp shame

[dapper bluff]

Biggest holster for the biggest gun

[dapper bluff]

You just mad that i enjoy tarkov more

[fast garden]

nah theres just better games to sandbox in

[dapper bluff]

Yeah ik, but, hear me out. Calling in an A 10 on a defenseless scav is badass

Plus, i like when games can be modded

[late oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/elcen-edel-aoshima-cat-how-gif-21166143

[dapper bluff]

I just have quite a big holster

[late oasis]

wait so 10 ground mags fit but is it non 20-25 round that make it not fit

[dapper bluff]

Yeah, makes sense

[late oasis]

he got that bulge below his belt

[dapper bluff]

"Is that a mjonir in your pants or you are just happy to see me?"

[fast garden]

the famous suit of armor master cheif wears the mark 4 mjonir

[lyric cairn]

Isn't it Mark 5?

6 in Halo 2?

[fast garden]

i may be retarded

i thought the 4 was one of them

no the 4 is like

the based one

[lyric cairn]

4 was pre-Halo 1. By the events of the first game, Mark 5 was what the Chief was wearing

[fast garden]

zamn

wrong

but the 4 is the based one

[lyric cairn]

"Based one"?

[fast garden]

👍

[brittle sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587267877061525524/1286984409819385876/why-cant-i-place-bro-v0-m8dgkrn2nzpd1.webp?ex=66ff0e62&is=66fdbce2&hm=89741ac1183c4c065a887fe67ba9ea19154b93ab2e48ab0891e1d7d148bc2a79&

Oops

[late oasis]

5 tiems last night

still ened to brign 2 mroe markers in as i didnt know they get used up

[brittle sinew]

Those times where you have to bring like 14 markers

dread

[late oasis]

i shoved them in the spec slot

so i dont lose em

[ancient marsh]

Do you get more gp on arena after lvl 46

From the dailies

I know you get a massive exp bump

[brittle sinew]

I keep 3 in the spec slot, some in the gamma, then the rest in the pack

Those lighthouse runs where you have to mark the fuel tanks, armored vehicles, helicopters, etc.

[compact knoll]

yeah you need like 12

you can fit most up your ass

if you have gamma

[brittle sinew]

Yep, it sucks even then

[stark torrent]

Ughb yeah thats why they for

[compact knoll]

this guy was very fucking sus

i dont know how he died so many itmes

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

oh my fucking god

give me a second sending video

@ancient marsh

@soft coral look at this nahuy

[ancient marsh]

Акробат ебаный

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

i fell down

the exact same way

10 minutes before

thats why my legs are blackout

missed the thingy by a meter

[ancient marsh]

Have you tried using stairs

Or are they not a thing in Ukraine

Stairs were invented in 400 BC

[ancient marsh]

People in 401 BC

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/uppercut-mike-tyson-boxing-fight-ko-gif-16390568

yeah but it takes time

[soft coral]

I know about this already

[ancient marsh]

You know what takes more time

Getting that loot on next scav

[compact knoll]

yeah but i thought i was better

adnf woudlnt have missed

[ancient marsh]

The first fall didn’t humble you?

[compact knoll]

i got a high ego

what can i say

[ancient marsh]

Ground floor ego now

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

If you had to do building antennae rotate, would you lose?

Nah, I’d miss

[compact knoll]

jesse what the fuck are you saying

[fast garden]

I don’t actually know I never watched/read JJK

I just think the memes are hilarious

[compact knoll]

what?

what the fuck is jjk