💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

i was watching on twitch

[rich venture]

Wrong message replied

Meant to say this one

[wraith wagon]

what you reselling?

all ive found that was good is ak 60 rounders

[rich venture]

Resell quest keys you've already used

Shit like that

[compact knoll]

whar?

i had my pc on for the whole day

how didnt i get it

[fast garden]

things like the sv98 thread adapter, some optics, various gunsmith parts

find stuff you may have had to cough money up for before and just look and see if its worth selling

ofc its a very way to make money

[rich venture]

Imo min maxing money is the way to make tarkov not fun

It's not too hard to come by anyway if you scav reserve or woods

[stark torrent]

\

https://tenor.com/view/oof-disappointed-facepalm-reaction-vicente-del-bosque-gif-17817343

[compact knoll]

damn whats with the white square

shits bugged this wipe huh

my lighthouse was fucked

for you its the sqauare

[stark torrent]

Yeah i tried to change the plates from that rig to another , class 5

i got that bug , didnt change hsit

at the end

i went out with the class 4 plates

[compact knoll]

bugged ass game

[stark torrent]

nice game

NEVERMIND, IN THE STASH I GOT OUT WITH THE 5

Thanks

????

8 years but we got it

nice

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1276874221691342920.png

the russians love you huh

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

seriously if you guys havent yet give arena another shot

[fast garden]

if you actually like what tarkov pvp really is yeah

but its a lot of just headshots

and eating 10+ rounds from various calibers

[next temple]

Eastern European counter terror loadout

Fucking I just went into the USEC camp and got insta head, naped

by a lvl 15

[dapper grotto]

[next temple]

THis is the 2nd fucking raid in a row this happened

I get headhsooted by some sweat across the map with a 4x scope

https://tenor.com/view/bilei-cat-bileilike-likebilei-gif-19253394

[dapper grotto]

the early wipe usec camp experience

[granite cedar]

Rate the fence kitbash

[next temple]

russian conscript loadout time

[granite cedar]

[fast garden]

"some sweat"
"lvl 15"
mfw

[next temple]

Maybe its not so over

[next temple]

Dunno, he had an absurd survival and kill ratio, not cheater level

[ancient marsh]

no kobra, stock ak74m

ratnik helmet

[next temple]

I can try

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is that mcx

[granite cedar]

Extremely cheaply modded with a HK slim, a KAC from peacekeeper, and some 11 ergo grip

[fast garden]

[granite cedar]

3 minute lifespan 😭

[ancient marsh]

wrong info

[fast garden]

rounding on that stat is still not fixed lmfao

its prob an hour and 3

but still

gg bsg

[granite cedar]

I’d assume yeah

because there is no way you get a 3 minute lifespan unless you’re spawn-shot in every KIA raid

[compact knoll]

fake

you have a scope

and not shitty boots

also not shitty multicam

[fast garden]

i really like the new bear pants

ofc i choose the worst picture to say that

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[next temple]

Cause I had to buy the gear

[compact knoll]

i dont evne know how you have that much kd bruh

brother sits in raid till red timer

[compact knoll]

youre either drip or drown bearman

[next temple]

Guess I gotta be patienf

Lay in a bush for 5 minutes

[wraith wagon]

what the fuck does my scav have???

1.6m

[keen sparrow]

Oh did Bsg finally implement inter-map travel?

[stuck tapir]

no they implemented forced queue after extract

its what it boils down to really

[stuck tapir]

it gets better, they had to work around their own spaghetti systems and you have to wait 7 min and 30 seconds for exfils to even open, probably to avoid getting a run through in a chain of raids, breaking your XP calculations

[stuck tapir]

at least you get to send some loot to your base on exfil

[keen sparrow]

There’s a client coder over in the spt circle that’s implemented… uhhh

I guess the easiest way to explain it is

Ender chests

In tarkov. But it’s a container that can be used on all maps, but all of them go to a single stash

Intermap travel’s been a thing in spt for a long time too. “Path to tarkov”

Of course, no queue timer there for obvious reasons

[stuck tapir]

i was really hoping it would be an experimental queue, with persistant raid instances that you load in and leave as you travel

[vivid dawn]

yeah nah i doubt they will spend money on that Server structure so it would be able to do that as fast and efficient as possible

[stuck tapir]

heres to hope 🍺

forbes makin guides now holy

[next temple]

It was not me who picked the faction btw, I share the account with my brother, I level it when he is absent

[ancient marsh]

how does a guy with no armor tank 2 AP-M shots

my fucking brother got his bolt action quests in 3 fucking shots

[next temple]

no armor best armor

[ancient marsh]

i bet i will be on this quest for a while

AND NOW MY INTERNETR IS DOWN

[winged mica]

How about the 6B13

[stuck tapir]

groin guard get in the way

7 inches dont reach around dat

[winged mica]

Damn

That suck

Wear PACA then

[stuck tapir]

not the red one

[winged mica]

The red one has more protection tho

Just ya kno

[stuck tapir]

from minor-borne stds?

[winged mica]

Idk man it has level 3

[stuck tapir]

found some marathon enjoyers, ended dat marathon

[winged mica]

So I guess diddling does something

[winged mica]

So you can progress normally or opt to go Marathon?

[next temple]

I FUCKING HAD A VERY GOOD SCAV RAID ONLY TO BE KILLED AT THE EXTRACT BY A PLAYER SCAV

[stuck tapir]

interchangeable

[next temple]

[winged mica]

Nice

[stuck tapir]

you pick as you start the raid

i like the concept, not so much the execution

you actually need to bring a decent amount of food, ammo, and medical supplies

consider weightđ

[winged mica]

Your scav friendship was very nice until one of you see Led X

[stuck tapir]

have flashlight

[winged mica]

Then its just history

Idk about Marathon

You are always having chance to be sent back to GZ

Where is the Marathon endline

[stuck tapir]

call me scav royale, ion kill shit

i died to running into a boss

[stuck tapir]

Shore

[winged mica]

Lol

Trying to Marathon factory

Thats a huge commitment

[stuck tapir]

not at all

factory is so large and full of cover now

i am probably gonna play factory only till 30 and then quit wipe

again

except this one is gonna be more fun

[winged mica]

Idk how but I got lost in the tunnel

Theres not a loot down there or anywhere in Factory

But damn the tunnel is a huge labyrinth

[stuck tapir]

i played so much factory i got a good gut feeling for where i am in relation to surface

its all the walkways above that freak me out

too many hg positions to fire from

[compact knoll]

went to take a shower while loading on lighthouse as scav

somehow did load in

yeah well apparently exiting is another story

and the game crashed too

NIKITAAAAAA

shit the second armour was without fir

uhhhh i dropped all my loot to get it

[ancient marsh]

fucking

i

cant

why does ping randomly rise a lot

[compact knoll]

what?

[ancient marsh]

from like 170 whole raid to 230

and disconnect

[compact knoll]

oh

uhhhh

where are you even polaying bruh

on middle east i have 130 usually

[ancient marsh]

oh and i died

nice

fuck

[compact knoll]

ping is weird

i didnt get disconnected when i had 3k ping for 20 seconds

but do when it rises to 300

[winged mica]

Are the readypack and the partizan are the only backpacks added

[stuck tapir]

using auto server select or manual? i recommend manual selection of lowest ping and shortest queue time

[ancient marsh]

i was on NA

servers that usually stay 160-170

consistent

now they just randomly rise to 230 and kick me

[compact knoll]

xalrider you confuse me

are you russian or american

[ancient marsh]

ok this is fucking

insane

russia west is usually

unironically 20 ping

something is wrong with the servers then

there's no way

[spring fable]

ahh shit

[compact knoll]

laugh at this spt user

[stuck tapir]

unusually high for me too

[ancient marsh]

SPT

[spring fable]

greed hath once again been my mortal sin

[stuck tapir]

who the fuck is late in singleplayer

hahaahah

[stark torrent]

afraid of extract campers in SPT

[spring fable]

i actually wasnt even late

[ancient marsh]

i just noticed

i was laughing cause spt

[spring fable]

was sorting shit with a bag i left at extract to check marked

[spring fable]

actually killed 2 of them

[stuck tapir]

at this point mod yourself a moped

or remove timer

whats the point lol

[stark torrent]

where is @keen sparrow with the SU 57 or whatever the fuck that mod was

[compact knoll]

i actuallyt dont know how you run out of time

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://7tv.app/emotes/64e64d1257d0562d7983dc4e

[stuck tapir]

Fly, you fools.

[lament kayak]

the boys camping on electrical:

[daring torrent]

i have never had that happen to me in pvp even when taking the scenic route

[compact knoll]

is that dunduk

[ancient marsh]

im on his channel rn

[spring fable]

thinking you got 8 min left to check marked room then getting stuck for 4 min fighting 2 guys coming to exfil there

[ancient marsh]

idk if its him

[compact knoll]

yeah but you have 40 mins in raid

[stark torrent]

none of these guys touched a female figure

but they touched a VSS / VAL , i see that as a big W

[spring fable]

i was doing quest to hunt scavs at nighttime

[daring torrent]

isnt the val like poop from a butt irl

[stuck tapir]

????

The caliber alone is a fucking subsonic punch

[compact knoll]

just run thru the map

[stuck tapir]

its being used by a semi effective army with no veterans tho

[spring fable]

my leg and arm were blacked out

[stark torrent]

VAL irl is a very good gun with zero recoil , thing is , it was never meant to be used in an actual war , it was made for urban areas

The range is pretty small

[daring torrent]

i assumed so

[stark torrent]

Same with ash12 , that shit was made to shoot through concrete walls and doors

[stuck tapir]

counter terror cqc

[stark torrent]

to destroy cover etc

ye

[stuck tapir]

amazing rifles if you get a hand on them to fire

cheap to manufacture

[daring torrent]

the account that i read was complaining about it not being field ready and not reliably penetrating modern plates

[ancient marsh]

bro if the punishment for terrorism was being stormed by multiple ASh-12 weilding spetznaz, i'd simmer tf down 😭

[compact knoll]

ever heard of

painkillers?

[daring torrent]

i think it was made in the 90s so it was probably only intended for armour that rebels wouldve had

[spring fable]

yeh i was using them

[stuck tapir]

thats a real valid point

[spring fable]

still dont wanna take sprint damage

[compact knoll]

cms?

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1277317664116703304/image.png?ex=66ccba46&is=66cb68c6&hm=71cfb216dc672645530db3a66bc9a23f11ee005d50dcf3e4c26d138aff1274c1&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=164

[daring torrent]

i once forgot painkillers and splints and had to wobble my ass from resort all the way to road to customs

[ancient marsh]

LAUGH AT THIS USER

[spring fable]

i had painkillers

[daring torrent]

i play incredibly passively and havent gotten a loss

[spring fable]

i mean i got another marked room key out of it
so i guess ill survive loosing my best gear

[stark torrent]

u know whats funny, karma so far is useless

the boss aggros on you anyway if he sees you , it's just he will run towards low karma PMCs if he spawns instead of you

but if you run into his path he will beam you

he isnt neutral or shit

so yeah who cares

[daring torrent]

yeah i dont get it

[ancient marsh]

bsg too retarded to make him neutral/friendly

he could have voice lines like "don't shoot, i'm with you" or something

[daring torrent]

if he was friendly he would just be a lootbox

[ancient marsh]

minus karma for you

he's friendly to good karma players

is what i mean

kinda like bosses to scavs

if you're at 6

[daring torrent]

just do the obvious decision and tie it to buy/sell prices and flea taxes

[vivid dawn]

one might argue for police and special forces just like the Ultima

[daring torrent]

i dont trust bsg to make AI companion systems for non scavs

[stuck tapir]

whats the point of all this loot in spt tho?

theres noone to take it from you thats competent

[spring fable]

lol

[vivid dawn]

the same point as in Live.

[ancient marsh]

not rly companion

[daring torrent]

slowly realising that tarkov is an ouroboros

[ancient marsh]

you can't lead him around

[stark torrent]

i almost bought 129 chocolates by mistake for 2.2 mil but i didnt have space in my stash

yikes

[vivid dawn]

[stuck tapir]

i love the input field giving me 620 AI-2 medkits

[compact knoll]

teammate gets busy hand
sit in bush
losing karma sound

[keen sparrow]

SU 57?

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

the flyable drone mod was not me

[stuck tapir]

FURRIES HAVE A TARKOV HANGOUT?!!?!

[keen sparrow]

that was a chinese guy from Oddba

[vivid dawn]

getting farted on while sitting in a bush,its really like Nikita wants to tell people their shit for not playing the way he wants them to

[compact knoll]

good

[vivid dawn]

The chinese drone mod for SPT yeah lol

[compact knoll]

i can understand sniping

[iron temple]

bsg listens to streamers thats why we cant have nice things

[compact knoll]

but sitting in bushes is

max edition btw

[iron temple]

u bought unheard?

[compact knoll]

oh right

i meant eod

[stuck tapir]

[fast garden]

cant beleive people buy unheard just to sit in bushed

[vivid dawn]

And you be suprised how well this shit mod works

[fast garden]

funny things happen in this game

https://outplayed.tv/media/Gon08M

the guy with me was some random i saved from a duo after i did setup and i ferried him to extract

through pocket watch etc

[stuck tapir]

best tarkov raids are like this, meeting a rando timmy

showing him the ropes or just being the guard

My F4 still screams HOLD YOUR FIRE

[daring torrent]

couldve just ran you didnt really have to do that

[iron temple]

ew flashlight abusers

[fast garden]

not my extract and didnt care

[fast garden]

bush opinion

[stuck tapir]

what a retort

[iron temple]

chad without flashlights are the real chads

[fast garden]

there are wayyyy too many dark corners for $250 players to hide in im not taking chances

i have been trying to do postman pat and somehow factory is more full of scallops than reserve

[stuck tapir]

its rat paradise now

[iron temple]

postfx entered the chat

[stuck tapir]

but also the best map atm

[fast garden]

the problem with tarkov making a good map is that other people ruin it

[stuck tapir]

pretty much

cant ruin it enough for me to stoop down to SPT tho

i feel dirty just thinking about it

[fast garden]

spt is arguably better than pve but tbh its like playing killing floor, doing the same shit killing the same things is fun for a little bit

and then it gets really, really boring

[stark torrent]

yeah it's how it is sadly , but people praising PvE are off the rails

that shit is shit

if u rly wanna go singleplayer experience just get SPT or play Stalker or whatever

[fast garden]

yeeep

[fast garden]

e.g. https://outplayed.tv/media/OKb8Oo

excuse the literal AI level movement from yours truly

and its not like i full swung into them planting or anything. they had been silent over there for well over 4 minutes

[compact knoll]

night factory was full dead when i played it before

i even brought tripwires to hope to kill someone in offices

she escape from my tarkov till i streets of tarkov

[ancient marsh]

IVE BEEN QUEUING

INTO

FACTORY

FOR A TOTAL OF 20 MINUTES

WITH MULTIPLE RESTARTS AND FUCKING SERVER SWITCHES

[vivid dawn]

Did you try turning it on and off ?

[fast garden]

went night factory, got jumpscared by a tripmine (lived)

lmao

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[stuck tapir]

do you live in yakutsk

wtf

[stark torrent]

scav running worked but PMC is dead

i had 15 player scavs at the same time on Reserve

unplayable map for pMC

[stuck tapir]

just in marathon on reserve and it sounded real lively out there

i do not partake

[stark torrent]

i will post recording

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122684099266629652/1277340252113076285/image.png?ex=66cccf4f&is=66cb7dcf&hm=fad45100bedbf28df98ffdf7899e84af0900b35fd6d181be241cee54973735ac&

fucking P-GAUGES????

nothing is sacred

im bouta crash out wtf is this shit

[dapper grotto]

oh fuck right the hell of bsg

[fast garden]

carried item limits is the quintessential single most retarded thing ever fucking concieved by bsg

a fucking cheater is gonna loot everything anyway

this doesnt do anything but fuck everyone else normal over

[wooden chasm]

being rich is..,, not allowed

[fast garden]

the forcefield in the norvinsk region disallowing anyone from carrying more than one wrench

[wooden chasm]

you didnt buy unheard so your not a true believer

therefore affected by the forcefield

[fast garden]

fucking imagine

gone are the days of finding two gpu

[wooden chasm]

call me cazy but i dont think im far off

[fast garden]

two btc

[wooden chasm]

one day you arent allowed to have more then 1 gpu in your inv

or gp coin

or mfv

[fast garden]

oh i mean that you actually cant

[wooden chasm]

what

[fast garden]

you cannot have more than one btc or gpu

[wooden chasm]

actually?

[fast garden]

yea

welcome to hell

[wooden chasm]

nikkta really does hate the lower class

[wooden chasm]

i dont live long enough or have the luck to find those

[fast garden]

i havent played any streets really so ditto

[stuck tapir]

WAIT now its one???

isnt it 3 in raid??

[fast garden]

[wooden chasm]

i never play streets cause it makes my entire room warm

unless its for quest

[stuck tapir]

so what i find a gpu and btc and i have to leave??'

wtf is this bullshit

last run of marathon, again

[fast garden]

good luck

im not touching that shit

[wooden chasm]

agreeable

[stark torrent]

I love scavving but this is one of the main reasons some maps are just unplayable

[fast garden]

what the hell

THERES SO MANY

[stuck tapir]

FUCKEN COCKROACH HEAVEN

[dapper grotto]

army of russian homeless people taking over a russian military base colorized ca 2024

[stuck tapir]

i am getting the shivers watching that

[ancient marsh]

he's gripping

@stark torrent

[stuck tapir]

like lifting an old rock and all the bugs scatter

fml

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is this

[fast garden]

as a reserve sniper freak, id prob take out at least 9 of them before any of them had any idea where i was before maybe getting spotted and hunter by a few more

[fast garden]

welcome to bsg hell

granted it would be really funny to drop one and watch the rest scatter

[fast garden]

blatant lie no one can handle that shit

thats insane

[stuck tapir]

maybe if theyre as dumb as that statement

[fast garden]

that increases the odds

[stuck tapir]

marathon done @iron temple

now for the achievement cause flea market has cards now

[wooden chasm]

[vivid dawn]

You officialy have a Picture of Nikita in your Wallet.

[stuck tapir]

i refuse to play on my EOD account because the release of unheard got on my bad side, so i play on standard now, gone are the days of me being a bsg bootlick

[vivid dawn]

Well tbh everyone still playing is an BSG bootlick,me included

[stuck tapir]

no lie told there tbh

[vivid dawn]

Im just not playing much and more Arena atm

still suprised how they saved that dumpsterfire

MMakes me a bigger bootlicker cause i play Arena xD

[fast garden]

quite literally the weirdest thing i have ever read

[stuck tapir]

you dont read much do you

[fast garden]

victim mentality is insane here

[stuck tapir]

love you too

[compact knoll]

he has

55 rep on flea

[fast garden]

the reseller

welcome to the open flea market

[stuck tapir]

les hump some kneecaps

[wooden chasm]

[stuck tapir]

flea makes me happy now

@wooden chasm @stark torrent Gamer moment hahahaah

[wooden chasm]

the alg

[stuck tapir]

roleplaying snail

[wooden chasm]

i mean

if i really needed a quest

id do it to

[stark torrent]

my man got rinced

[fast garden]

hes GONE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[stuck tapir]

i feel bad, probably just trying to go to streets

[fast garden]

rare moment where a camper feels remorse

respect the worm man

[stuck tapir]

camper

im waiting for the same fucking quest he is

im just not braindead and post up on hg

[fast garden]

oh its that shit mode

lmao

[stuck tapir]

yeah the map was dead except that dude, im just going to do the labs quest

[fast garden]

marathon is fucking dogshit

[stuck tapir]

and the achievement

[fast garden]

im not touching it

[stuck tapir]

its something different after 10k hours

[fast garden]

different bad

[stuck tapir]

its either that or fighting chinese bots at 400 ping in ABI

[fast garden]

jerk off for 7 minutes then dogpile on the next area???

like

lmao

[stuck tapir]

youre in normal raids

i still mercd a trio

[fast garden]

is the matchmaking with other people not doing it too?

[stuck tapir]

not sure i understand the q

[fast garden]

like

when you start a marathon

are you only fighting people who are doing marathon

[stuck tapir]

nay, you queue normal raids

so its not dead shit

you just dont get to go to stash between

and fixed order

[fast garden]

yeah thats weird

[vivid dawn]

Its kinda funny that your mmarathon wasnt ruined by some hacker yet

[stuck tapir]

3/3

no hacker no bullshit

one was with my ex too

[fast garden]

so you really do get to jerk in the corner for 7 minutes waiting for an extract that no one else has lmao

[stuck tapir]

so i had no fire support so to speak

[stuck tapir]

theyre all in the very open except streets, its kinda spastic

[fast garden]

its like having to do the guide

over and over

moving over to streets tasks time to have my kd go from nearly 16 to 8 in a day

[stuck tapir]

it doesnt tank i think, mines untouched

[fast garden]

what?

[stuck tapir]

its a survive

[fast garden]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[stuck tapir]

you dont get a death applied for a survive so the quotient stays the same

or do you die on streets

i dont get it

[fast garden]

im saying im gonna start dying and loosing my kd bc im gonna be on streets tasks

[stuck tapir]

aaaa

i got a 95% survival on scav because i only run streets

its easy to dodge people imo

but shitty to play

[fast garden]

its so easy to dodge as a scav

https://tenor.com/view/laser-gif-20698522

my spine when i walk into lexos at night

(i didnt see the regular ass scav on the gun who also didnt voice line)

[stuck tapir]

not sure if its only for pve but ai has personalities now and some wont chirp before firing or throwing a nade

didnt play pve yet

[fast garden]

it was a behavior they added with the scavs when the scav gangs came out

i killed a scav out front

that did voice line

so the one on the gun didnt

we are 3 for 3 on streets deaths so far

lets fucking go

[stuck tapir]

done

[fast garden]

i spawned on streets

not even 60 meters down the road from two marathon players

they were sitting there bc one was taking forever to load

and its not like im just gonna ignore the guy loading

feelsbadman but jesus this games spawns are shit

[stuck tapir]

DID ONE HAVE THE M60

YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME LOADING IN

HAHAHAHAAH

[fast garden]

tjis was basically his kit

lul not m60

it was two m4 guys

[stuck tapir]

ah

nvm

good work

[fast garden]

this guy had 3 iskra and 3 water

160 spare 56a1 in his bag

[iron temple]

how does ppl have so many rounds already wth

[fast garden]

i was dumb founded

flea

i was more dumbfounded that they had so much fir loot\

then i put the pieces together

[stuck tapir]

aye marathoners

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/4rzDD7

im a goner 🗣️ Im done 💯

[worldly sleet]

he is 8 hours in lets go! 😄 (reported)

[ancient marsh]

50 mins

[stuck tapir]

this craft is making me panic

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-pingu-noot-noot-gif-25837050

[ancient marsh]

dw it's behind silent cal

the last quest where you need flechette

[dapper grotto]

the ammo is also back on jaeger LL2

[ancient marsh]

it's still a useless round

[dapper grotto]

84 each reset

customs in gonna be fun this week innit

[ancient marsh]

60, don't cuck ed people have more per reset?

[stuck tapir]

especially when you meet me with 2 double barrels and a sawnoff

[ancient marsh]

also what's the requirement?

[spring fable]

lol what a spawn

[frosty basalt]

does anyone have an experience with the RTX dynamic vibrance feature?

[stuck tapir]

couple dudes in brainfart know their way around screens and HDR and shit, personally i could play 16 bit and not notice

try there

[frosty basalt]

What is that

[stuck tapir]

image related stuff

way over my head

[wintry ridge]

@stuck tapir good flea flip

that pipe wrench uzi barter

the suppressor alone is 50k

wrench is like 30k on flea

[stuck tapir]

lets go im 18 now i get to be ancap larper

[stuck tapir]

#💣tarkov-released message
I did the thing

achievement run tomorrow

3/3 full survives

[wintry ridge]

i must do it too I guess

[stuck tapir]

38 streak

[wintry ridge]

how long did it take

[stuck tapir]

2 hours if you walk around

and fight

hour and something if you wait 7 min and braindead it

[wintry ridge]

do I just need to visit all of them for fences

or survive too

[stuck tapir]

you gotta exit on shore for it to count

do the lab thing

[wintry ridge]

so wait

go to shoreline

extract normally

re start

do labs?

[stuck tapir]

if you can do it in one go

so streets-labs-streets then continue the run

[wintry ridge]

buh

[stuck tapir]

you can get achievement and fence quest in one run

[wintry ridge]

do you wanna try

[stuck tapir]

i did 2 today, we on for tomorrow, if you want!

sorry to disappoint rn

[wintry ridge]

i got class tomorrow damn

[stuck tapir]

im just a little burnt out on it

fuck you

[wintry ridge]

[stuck tapir]

#💣tarkov-released message

met a snail with m60

poor man

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/LEZZ5Q

some of yall will get a kick out of my torment

[compact knoll]

FUUUUU?

[fast garden]

1 million dubloons

[compact knoll]

cant carry tho

[wintry ridge]

are you sure thats not just equipping it from stash

to prevent dropping in raid

[fast garden]

you already cant drop any barter items in raid goober

[wintry ridge]

:3

[wintry ridge]

bsg needs to nerf scav spawns on reserve

jesus

5-6 max

[stuck tapir]

no

[wintry ridge]

its unplayable on pmc because those bastard rush any gunshots

[stuck tapir]

this is beautiful

purified chaos

[wintry ridge]

kill one pmc
8 player scavs rush you

4 minutes into raid

[stuck tapir]

i felt like walking through a warzone in marathon

14 seconds into raid and both grenade launchers are going "BLAP BLAP BLAP"

reserve used to belong to scavs anyway

[wintry ridge]

reserve used to be the pmc fight zone

going night reserve was nvg vs nvg heaven

[stuck tapir]

general sam singlehandedly ruined reserve

maybe you missed the first 4 months on release

but what he did with that video made reserve such a shitshow

no scav karma

no voip

FFA lobby

how did i save that even @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

haiiiii

yeah there should be a limit on pscavs in riads

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216442469009457155/1277378633920679936/i-need-this-back-on-my-top1-most-active-in-subs-v0-a5vrlabsjskd1.png?ex=66ccf30e&is=66cba18e&hm=99c6fb887c90dd5917e171ef87b97e7af2b8a9a09ed229118f49d0b96e44971c&

[fast garden]

why is your aaudio so baked lmao

[stuck tapir]

my emergency purchase 10 dollar headset from a gasstation picks up the headphone audio no matter what i do, other than not be able to use comms

[fast garden]

[stuck tapir]

my mic is so turned down you cant hear me

[fast garden]

gas station mic is insane

[wintry ridge]

its interesting

[stuck tapir]

it so shit i sound like a russian tank driver

[wintry ridge]

like he's recording it thru a plastic straw

[stuck tapir]

thats a pretty good descriptor

[stuck tapir]

whens your classes over so we can fucken raid

[wintry ridge]

he bought it 😭

[wintry ridge]

i can play rn

[stuck tapir]

i know that dingus

i did 2 marathons today

im over it

[wintry ridge]

ok so like 24 hours from now I got class

[stuck tapir]

i need rest

[wintry ridge]

and it ends like uhmmm

[stuck tapir]

who buys 4 at a time fuckinghell

[wintry ridge]

4 hours later

[stuck tapir]

really like that mp5

[wintry ridge]

I listed it as a bundle

[stuck tapir]

you little shit ahahaha

bet he didnt know

[stuck tapir]

so effectively much the same time tomorrow youll be mentally drained but raiding

pls say youre NAE

[wintry ridge]

naw

[stuck tapir]

i cant connect midwest or wc

[wintry ridge]

[stuck tapir]

i cant try?

where you at

[wintry ridge]

california

[stuck tapir]

chicago is passable

[wintry ridge]

sorry man

[stuck tapir]

close to ping lim tho

[wintry ridge]

maybe I set my servers to east coast

[stuck tapir]

fuck me

ffs

we run a scav see whats up

ill set east coast and midwest and host

well know rq

[wintry ridge]

[stuck tapir]

fucken

shoulda figured

ofc youre west coast hahaha

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[stuck tapir]

not that weird, KD could just be lots of scavs if he no lifes one map

map sided stats should be a thing

maraton dumped my KD a little

tried to avoid fights later in run

[compact knoll]

soon your time will come my little baby

[compact knoll]

he did one shoot me and my teammate in the head

soooo

also do you just crawl the whole game or some shit

how do you have 71%

[stuck tapir]

marathon counts survives

stacks up

[compact knoll]

hm

[stuck tapir]

and i had good run with no cheaters

great fights

my scav has 95%, but thats just streets tbh

i only died once to kaban

[compact knoll]

accumulated some loot from a couple raids

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

my armour went from full to 38

i just ate that fucking round

[wintry ridge]

waow...

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

[wintry ridge]

maaan wtf

every raid is kicking me out for server connection lost

[pallid bolt]

are you shooting a paintball gun

[compact knoll]

152 more quests for kappa

149

and i need 3 more gzhels

they cost a mil each

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[wintry ridge]

omg hiii

❤️

[pallid bolt]

meowdy

[wraith wagon]

12 hour shift into tarkov has got to be considered torture

[low iris]

cant even play eft rn

cause i cut my index finger

[spring fable]

What a haul
i think thats actually the first time i found a ledx in sanitars office

[low iris]

unheard addittion BOOOOOO

certified true believer

[spring fable]

bro
spt

[low iris]

spt does not exist

[gray compass]

holy shit did that shit t3 just tank a grenade from a gl

[gray compass]

why are you flexing spt loot...

[winged mica]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Yu-IWqf-rElMiVQJzNadds8v2ANZHK7QvsV5R2xIOnc/https/hub.sp-tarkov.com/attachment/9008-screenshot-2024-08-25-000055-png/?format=webp&width=914&height=421

BLAJAH

[vivid dawn]

Ich kapier auch nich warum SPT jetzt wieder so gehated wird Als ob Tarkov nie shit gewesen wäre

[spring fable]

because

why shouldnt i

[spring fable]

joa, ich sehs auch nich mehr ein langsam

[winged mica]

i do not agree a word but I agree

[vivid dawn]

Wenigstens zeigst du das es SPT is

[vivid dawn]

At least hes showing its SPT

Next Tarkov fuck up this channel will be full SPT talk again anyway

[spring fable]

warum sollt ich auch nicht
bin trotzdem happy wenn ich in einer raid 2 tetris, ne ledx, ne btc. und so weiter finde so viel glück muss man erstmal haben

[spring fable]

i mean this channel is already about tarkov and spt after the last fuck up🤷‍♂️

[vivid dawn]

Elitisten halt Stockholm Syndrom.

[spring fable]

ich wart nur bis sies übertreiben
dann hol ich josta

[vivid dawn]

Josta wagt sich hier nich rein

[spring fable]

ja der andere der hier drinne ist macht ja eher noch mit

[granite coral]

:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I don't understand why SPT is being hated so much again As if Tarkov had never been shit

[compact knoll]

Yes

[stuck tapir]

you crybaby little shit, youre gonna call mods cause your dumbass getting ribbed for posting spt trash? coward in real life coward in game

first day online? if youre gonna post shit, learn to take shit, holy loserville

[ancient marsh]

spt loot posting

it's like posting a high condition pseudogiant hide drop in gamma chat but you savescummed it

what do we think of the new vudu?

MASSIVE reticle

[stuck tapir]

DooDoo

[ancient marsh]

very naise

[wintry ridge]

good

[ancient marsh]

grampa with bad eyes can't see the old one well

[vivid dawn]

That toxic behaviour is extremely unnecessary though.It worked out the whole time just until now.Like why bother if you dont even care,wasted energy

I dont see you shittalking Cuppy or me

We both play Live just because were waiting for the SPT Update

And Cuppy is a living skill issue that get reked hardcore even in SPT

[ancient marsh]

cuppy knows his place

[vivid dawn]

For now

[stuck tapir]

neither of you are horrorposting spt loot and creaming over yourselves, cuppy has 2 left hands and you just wanna chill

and i havent seen you cry and call a mod cause your ass got ribbed

neither have i

[wintry ridge]

[vivid dawn]

Cause im in bed with Josta

[stuck tapir]

i have plenty of bad takes i get shit for

Rave is just a fucken turbopussy

[vivid dawn]

Nah hes pretty chill

[stuck tapir]

noone crying for mods is chill

especially being a triple coward and switching language

cause you know u a scumbag

[vivid dawn]

He just wanna share his haul like everyone else SPT or not,hes not crying for mods either.

Otherwise they would have already said tgeir word

You know they are fast

[vivid dawn]

I switched language

Not him

[stuck tapir]

dont care hes getting ribbed every time hell come in with that weeb shit

[vivid dawn]

Yeah guess il post my SPT shit too then

Give you some work

[stuck tapir]

i have all the time in the world bby

❤️

if i could employ myself as a hater id requalify in a heartbeat

[vivid dawn]

And true,i really use SPT just for chill.Its nice to unlock everything and delete flee restrictions

Just getting rid of all the Tarki flaws in a few clicks

[vivid dawn]

I miss Keith

Calling everyone a hater

[wintry ridge]

keith was too soft

he was like the opposite of ivan

[vivid dawn]

Ivan doesnt care if live or SPT he shits on you anyway and has a good reason to

@soft coral we need your tarkov wisdom

[stuck tapir]

hell just call us all gae on move on

ivan transcends classical argument mechanics

[vivid dawn]

Will you play Tarkov again if they implement a lootable Volkswagen?

[stuck tapir]

hes in quantum banter now

[wintry ridge]

gae slovenian

[soft coral]

what

[soft coral]

No

A drivable golf won't outweigh the bad

I'm sorry

[vivid dawn]

Shit

[stuck tapir]

1.9 TDI?!

[soft coral]

the one and only

[stuck tapir]

would THAT be enough to bring you back?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

what's wrong with this guy?

sheef's chat

literally unprompted

for those who can't read russian, guy said "Your mom is a whore, you fucking yankee"

twice

am i retarded for watching for drops again?

all i get is scav guns

and like

food

rares can't even open

[wintry ridge]

nah

the common crates are worth it

random barter items

[ancient marsh]

not fir tho

[wintry ridge]

still usable for hideout and flea

AA batteries are lik

40k

[ancient marsh]

i could swear this thing was class 3

yep it was

nice

[stuck tapir]

theyre WHAT

[ancient marsh]

25

25k now

[wintry ridge]

wait really

nice

its actually decent now

[brittle sinew]

Drops were only good once

Literally only once in Tarkov history were drops good iirc

And that was the first time drops came

Slicks and shit

Now? Literal scav gear

[wintry ridge]

to be fair

its start of wipe

giving away that kinda shit is insane early wipe

they shouldve given ammo and stuff tho

like 56a1 boxes and stuff

[brittle sinew]

I'd agree, but scav gear can be had in like 5 minutes of raids lol

[brittle sinew]

I'm sure this insane haul took 24 hours of watching

[wintry ridge]

yeah real

shouldve been like

tier 3 raider vests and stuff

maybe stock 5.56 and such

[brittle sinew]

It should be roughly equal to how long it would take to get

[stuck tapir]

noone remember we got like 500 rounds of BP start of wipe

[wintry ridge]

like a socom m4 would be fine this early on

[stuck tapir]

and that ugly af red ak

[wintry ridge]

wasnt that like 2018 christmas

[stuck tapir]

god that sucked

[brittle sinew]

Modded weapons would be cool

[stuck tapir]

the darth vader ak

[brittle sinew]

It wouldn't matter much, because the ammo sucks still

[stuck tapir]

around 2018/2019 spike

[wintry ridge]

yooo

legendary isnt awful

[stark torrent]

it was damn

what about the Tortuga

Tor2

[flat breach]

It's kind of a fucking wonder how EFT devs fuck up hard, SPT Modpack is created AND made the first pin in the channel, but we wanna be toxic little cunts about people having fun with SPT

[stark torrent]

imo most were trash for me , best i got was an SVT , hotrods and a toolset

but for 8 hours of "watching" hardly worth shit

[granite coral]

@stuck tapir (3trees8873) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Imagine shittalking people for playing a slightly different game than you, then adding on jokes that you'd requalify as a personal hater and keep on ribbing for showing up in the channel. Take the time during which you'll be muted to reflect and grow the fuck up, your infraction list is growing long. -7d

@ancient marsh (xalrider) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Piling on toxic nonsense just because someone's playing SPT, not live. Rethink your behavior, you're not in the shitpost channel. -1d

[stark torrent]

wait what

[brittle sinew]

What happened

[wintry ridge]

absolute shit take ngl

dry thats embarrasing

[brittle sinew]

Peak mod behavior

[brittle sinew]

This is the problem, the hours watched doesn't match the gear

You spend 8 hours watching, when 15 minutes of work could've gotten you equal gear

[stark torrent]

nah they went too far , banter is banter but that was some toxic shit

SPT is kekpoint but going full rage is fruitless waste of resources

[brittle sinew]

Tell me about it

What went down

How toxic did it get

Spill the tea

[wintry ridge]

aight

[strong hinge]

spt drama

[brittle sinew]

Spt gossip 👀

[stark torrent]

[flat breach]

[soft coral]

no ofc

this aged so bad

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

it did

[soft coral]

U lost

[brittle sinew]

Even if it was enforced I still wouldn't care

[soft coral]

at this point not even iedy cares

game is down in the shit hole

[brittle sinew]

It has tarkov in the name, it's tarkov

[soft coral]

it doesn't matter

[brittle sinew]

It doesn't

Because SPT is better now :)

There was a time when it was the opposite, but BSG somehow managed to fuck up even more

[soft coral]

back in the day it was maybe worse

people were experimenting with spt

it was volatile

Look how the tables have turned

[next temple]

I dunno how about you but I been enjoying pvp way more

Didnt get killed by a cheater in 10 levels

Seriously wtf is going on

[stark torrent]

i only had 1 sus guy so far and i cant say he was 100% cheater either

but we will see, honeymoon of the wipe is still here

usually 1 month in BSG fucks somwhere

[brittle sinew]

Exactly

Right now, Tarkov is at its best

Wait 1-2 months and it'll start to suck

[soft coral]

after 2 months and thats pushing it the entire game becomes stale

everyone has max gear

people dont die

or scav pommels you across the map

endless cycle of shit

[brittle sinew]

So true so true

The problem is how fast good gear is acquired

[soft coral]

Because progression is too quick

yes that

[brittle sinew]

For a supposedly "hardcore" game I can get a solid loadout in way too fast

Meanwhile in Gamma it takes me real life days just to get a good gun (Tarkov shouldn't be this either, it's for comparison's sake)

[next temple]

Or the game design is inheretly flawed perhaps

[soft coral]

tactical kitted out m4s and aks and mdrs literally in the thousands in tarkov

[soft coral]

always was

[next temple]

Cus if you need a server reset to keep shit balanced there something real wrong

[brittle sinew]

Literally from the beginning of the wipe

[soft coral]

LITERALLY

gameplay wise its retarded

and lore wise its even more so

[next temple]

I wonder how would an actual canpaign in eft look

[soft coral]

gamma I think does progression right
you start south and have the ability to go north to potentially get better gear
but if you rush you'll get killed in nanoseconds

[soft coral]

it takes them years to design 1 map

[brittle sinew]

I started playing today and my first raid gun is this

[soft coral]

forget about campaign

[brittle sinew]

I'm gonna lose it, but why the fuck can I start with this lol

[soft coral]

this technically makes sense

[next temple]

Its not detrimental to dream

[soft coral]

its a basic looking m4

of a usec

[brittle sinew]

It makes sense lorewise

[soft coral]

yes

however

[brittle sinew]

In the raid series, the dude is left with a pretty good AK

[soft coral]

once you die you can get the same gun basically instantly

[brittle sinew]

Exactly

Not just that, I have the same guns

[next temple]

My AK looks like I took it off a contract soldier

Bastion cover, specter scope and a KAC foregrip with a perst-3

[brittle sinew]

If I lose the M4, I just go out with this

It's too easy

[soft coral]

Those kitted out guns should only be available from making them after taking parts out of raids

[next temple]

Tbh tarkov got ruined by devs not having an idea wtf they wanna do with the game

[soft coral]

make it so that you can get 1 of these guns per day

from a trader

and make attachments more scarce

[next temple]

Like, marathon sorta works? But it just turns into same open world as stalker

[brittle sinew]

I think they should do it like in the SPT realism mod, where trader stocks are uncertain
An attachment might be out of stock, but after waiting a couple min it can be back

[next temple]

A game which is over 15 years old

[brittle sinew]

With this, trader restock should be way shorter of course

[next temple]

Yeah

[brittle sinew]

And certain items should always be in stock

Else it'd just suck