💣tarkov-released

[low iris]

in whats its name

ground zero

got a shuittton of m855

[stuck tapir]

Got the bottle yet shitlords

[wooden chasm]

:3

[stuck tapir]

I'll take that as a no

[wooden chasm]

no what

he did yes

he went solo

i died on woods

so he had to dump all my shit'

[stark torrent]

Bolta nuts and a dufflebacg

[wintry ridge]

[vivid dawn]

and what of your crouton sacrifice ?

[stark torrent]

let me check rn

Crouton sacrifice gave me a Bear Cap and a shitty 5k key

Hatchet gave me the t5000 , sv98 , mp 133 and smth else i posted above

Now lets see what he gives me for smth i forgot i sacrificed last night

[vivid dawn]

your first born ?

[stark torrent]

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[stark torrent]

i put another hatchet in

5 hours

[winged mica]

Good loot

[winged mica]

The f

[frosty basalt]

I saw this on Instagram yesterday too lol

It almost looks real

But then you realize it’s not refracting light 🤓

[wintry ridge]

its also poorly cropped lol

[ancient marsh]

also what kind of stream is that?

it would have hit the pc alrdy

[frosty basalt]

“Early extraction”

lol

[vivid dawn]

oh hey its Postal dude

[stark torrent]

oh damn you buy the m60 on flea

it's 90-150k

[stuck tapir]

still waiting for the Bell UH-1 Iroquois and CCR soundtrack

[stark torrent]

what

[stuck tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcGh3ldAb_o

[wintry ridge]

yeah that makes sense

its kind of a niche gun for now

only some mfs have good .308 ammo

and its heavy and very bad on ergo

[stuck tapir]

meanwhile me with a full can of nosler in a random hole on factory

[stark torrent]

Tbf BCP is decent for now

35 pen, if u manage to spray someone he fucked

If he survives somehow he has 15 bleeds and 6 broken arms

[stuck tapir]

my lvl 11 ass tryna find some

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent gamer, when do I get the deagle

[stuck tapir]

rogues have them a lot

but .50 doesnt look like its on traders, only flea

and .357 is on jaeger II or III i think

[stuck tapir]

marathon is good for my streaks

[stark torrent]

flea

50k

[ancient marsh]

Cheap

Very cheap

[stark torrent]

they will remove 9mm ap again after everyone will spam the uzi pro pistol

0 recoil 1075 rpm get fucked in the ass

[stark torrent]

they kinda missed the chance to make deagle inspect animation similiar to csgo where he flips the gun

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-deagle-gun-spin-csgo-deagle-spin-gif-26663915

[wintry ridge]

they missed the chance to add new melees to scavs

stock css knife

[strong hinge]

smh not realistic

[stuck tapir]

gold tt has a special animation i think, spinning and shit

should apply to gold deagle as well

but i cant fucken find one

wager one of the goons might have it

[stark torrent]

is there a golden deagle ingame?

[stuck tapir]

i saw parts but maybe im having a brain fart

[stark torrent]

there is a zebra camo one

white tiger camo whatever

[stuck tapir]

im probably hallucinating at this point, fucking marathon

[stuck tapir]

looks smoot ngl

[wintry ridge]

i still dont know why they didnt go golden tiger stripe

maybe they just dont have a good gold plated material for weapons

[ancient marsh]

Small barrel is poopie

[wintry ridge]

shouldve been the xix real

the l6 and l5 are stinky

[stuck tapir]

TT kinda look like shit yeah

its more ochre than gold

[wintry ridge]

gn xalrider and 3 trees

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[stuck tapir]

gn brotherman

[wintry ridge]

its also super engraved so its hard to see any like, actual flat gold material

prolly looks brass

honestly i kinda understand it

golden guns in games always look off

weird shaders and the material looks wrong every time

THOUGH mw2 remastered

they got it nailed

[stuck tapir]

why do i have to squint

wtf

so bright

[wintry ridge]

it still looks off in normal lighting

[stuck tapir]

aintchu suppose to sleep

[gray compass]

do you need to find fir items for quests in arena breakout?

[stuck tapir]

uuuuh

[gray compass]

wiki is kinda empty rn

[stuck tapir]

i dont think so

you can sell shit just fine

unless its specified an item must be extracted with

[gray compass]

okay cool

[stuck tapir]

if you starting off fresh, make sure you check that little star icon on bottom right in menu, and in tasks, check the weekly tab

you get so much shit (redeemable in inventory under redeem coupon)

[gray compass]

yeah i got all of it

though its kind of useless because valuable items are extremely easy to come by

[stuck tapir]

exactly, just play forbidden or the other one

loots everywhere

you dont really need p2w in this fucking game hahah

[gray compass]

also is the entire playerbase chinese?

500k seems kinda sus

500k playerbase

and i only see chinese names in-game

[stuck tapir]

yes

hahahaha

ping limit is like 500

im suspecting bots

cause some of these players look borderline retarded

when im cleaning lobbies yk somethings up

and i play on non low ping mm options

[gray compass]

my first thought when i killed a pmc for the first time

[stuck tapir]

a mosin with a scope and some LPS noone can stop you

[gray compass]

weird ass name, acting like a bot, chinese game dev

it all adds up

[stuck tapir]

its like ppl playing with feet

like i can confirm humans for sure

70% tho

the rest looks sus even on ranked mm

[gray compass]

i guess its like pubg where you play against humans and the devs sprinkle in some bots

[stuck tapir]

forbidden zone is better

or dark

[gray compass]

you mean the one where you have to pay to enter

[stuck tapir]

and gear value yes

[gray compass]

yeah there is no reason to play on the other ones

[stuck tapir]

more cheaters but also just stocked

one run gets you millions

[stark torrent]

did i tell you they changed Tarkov's containers , they are no longer server sided

[stuck tapir]

wait

[stark torrent]

Cheaters cant know whats in the container before they open it on the spot

[stuck tapir]

no loot cheats?

[stark torrent]

Ye

[stuck tapir]

YEEEEEE

lesgo

good luck finding that ledx before i do

idk why that took this long but good on them

[gray compass]

wait really

no more vaccuum?

now there is a reason to try in tarkov

[stuck tapir]

open loot is probably still vacuumable

bot cant see inside containers no more

[gray compass]

[stuck tapir]

PMC and AI inventory is still exposed tho

dont think theres a workaround for that tbh

[hallow stream]

Theyll just invent a new hack

Not like itll stay patched for long

[stuck tapir]

you could always try and send a open request for someting youre not even close to by fooling the server with your coordinates and get the info like that

but thats a very obviously trackable cheat

the bigger issue now is boss inventories

since cheaters know if boss has a keycard

[hallow stream]

I dont think the tarkov cheaters would give a fuck if its trackable considering their track record of keeping themselves hidden

[stuck tapir]

i dont think pockets are considered containers the same way other shit is

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-cheater-golden-star-flying-cheater-gif-10349356664035741647

[stuck tapir]

i love this

my experience with flyhackers

[hallow stream]

It can never not be funny

[stuck tapir]

just pretend you dont see them

maybe theyll not see you as a threat

i survived once or twice like that

[hallow stream]

Like how little do you have to give a fuck to just blatently cheat like that

And then same said cheater probably bought another account

[stuck tapir]

i was debating it after they released unheard

find a cheat and just troll unheard players

but i dont wanna pop my cherry

or get my pc flagged

meme potential with a soundboard is unlimited

[hallow stream]

I remember a tarkov clip of a guy just playing music like map wide

Everyone could hear it

[stuck tapir]

thats the kind of cheat i want

global voip

remote looting of living pmcs

freeze commands

tptoself

applydebuff

[vivid dawn]

Its funny how that also improved performance

cause Loot now wont be calculated EVERYWHERE unless someone opened the box

[stark torrent]

i love how the Rare drops are worse than the common ones

BSG silently reverted the recoil for .308 guns , they are shit @dapper grotto @stuck tapir @wintry ridge @ancient marsh

[dapper grotto]

[stuck tapir]

i was wondering why rsass is on flea

we fucked the guns

have them

scav blessings upon me

the nerf probably wont matter for anything other than the mdr, sa, fal, scar shit thats full auto

ill just hipfire

[ancient marsh]

Depends

I honestly gotta see for myself

Getting rid of the initial low recoil shouldn’t do much for it

If they didn’t change horizontal

[vivid dawn]

its going very horizontal now

[stuck tapir]

Scavs rn

[daring torrent]

i had one go off directly in my face and i didnt get flashed

[iron temple]

i facetanked a flashbang and all it did was made me more colorblind

[stuck tapir]

i got one of these fuckers snipe me through a 30x30 window with a zarya

amazing feeling

[iron temple]

or getting impact grenaded by a rgd scav that throws a nade 130m

[dapper grotto]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1827330532218118595

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn) on X

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 1:02 PM

[daring torrent]

nikita is sort of the george lucas of video games if we think about it

[strong hinge]

he hasnt sold to disney yet so i dont see it

[ancient marsh]

probably arena map

[dapper grotto]

i think its terminal

[vivid dawn]

I dont see the multi billions pilling up behind him so a straight no

[ancient marsh]

kolpak just saved me against a traitor scavl ol

[stuck tapir]

i got second-hand feel goods from that

fucken piece of shit

[stark torrent]

[stuck tapir]

♻️ ?

[ancient marsh]

why are scopes so fucking dark

for no reason

[granite cedar]

Something something fog rendering distance

Probably

(I have it too and it’s really annoying)

((Especially on interchange))

[stuck tapir]

oh thats been like that forever, game forces settings and turns of certain postfx

pip scopes in tarkov are rancid

[gray compass]

wtf you can run comtacs and the penis helmet now?

[ancient marsh]

whoever didn't remove em until the update

[gray compass]

58 mil on day 3 of wipe is crazy

[stuck tapir]

its 14.9

endwipe

[winged mica]

Or scope shader

A lot of scopes have a light dark tint as a viginette

And also yeh fog in the distance get kinda dissapeared

[granite cedar]

Could be this too
But, the scope shader doesn’t seems so severe on maps like Customs, Woods or Shoreline

[spring fable]

aaaaaaa
lvl 4 helmet
oneshot by buckshot..
all the loot
and i had 2 quests already done

[winged mica]

I guess you were right w fog render distance then

[granite cedar]

eh, I’m not so sure about it myself, because of how severe it seems!🤔

Could be issues with how lighting is handled on each map

Tarkov is not the most optimised game

[granite cedar]

[granite cedar]

“We hate the poor” so true

[daring torrent]

the tan ulach has saved my life much more than the black one

[ancient marsh]

survivorship bias

people shoot you in the head more cause it glows like a minecraft beacon

[daring torrent]

no its because black is the result of absorbing all the colours so the bullets are attracted to it slightly

[stuck tapir]

helmet was police trained

[compact knoll]

[spring fable]

[dapper grotto]

send help

the reserve interchange and snoreline quests are starting to pile up

[stark torrent]

meanwhile me doing everything i can to do any Woods quest ignoring Reserve and Intershit

[dapper grotto]

[stuck tapir]

fellow sag enjoyer

the 45 bananas are an excellent fit if you dont mind the ergo drop

45 highpen rounds with 0 recoil

[winged mica]

He forgot to run with 100 backpacks stuffed in each other

[brittle sinew]

They changed helmet and mask clipping?

[winged mica]

They made every fit better

So for example backpack would now physically rest on character body

Instead of having the sling clipped through vest and rig

Same w headwear

[spring fable]

just wanted to do interchange part of vitamins
realized i had the wrong key
not emercom but ultra

[vivid dawn]

Cuppy is now an Obrez

[spring fable]

Also killed killa for i believe the first time

fmj was suboptimal i think

[vivid dawn]

Everytime i killed Killa i had luck he had the shitty PP19

[brittle sinew]

BSG managed this? Holy shit

[winged mica]

Pretty one of the rare W

[untold harness]

First time

[dapper grotto]

fat

[compact knoll]

half a mil just from toolsets alone

[ancient marsh]

FUCKING BURGER SCAV BLEW UP

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

i legit was showing my timmy brother where the claymore is

he just ran in and demonstrated

and my retard brother died to invis snipers

...

[compact knoll]

bruh

was in jacket

i got killed by partisan

i hear what i thought was a bot

exit

get smoked

akm on PP

@ancient marsh i blame you

[ancient marsh]

???

AND MY SECOND ONE GAVE NOTHING

[hallow stream]

A BSG classic if I must say so myself

[iron temple]

@ancient marsh

[vivid dawn]

Lul

[iron temple]

invisible and invincible xD

[stuck tapir]

this was after i dumped a full mag of bp in his face too

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT27sSTRQr4

SUPRISE

[vivid dawn]

suprise x2

[stuck tapir]

heres my perspective

[vivid dawn]

Should be dead after first burst already

[stuck tapir]

thats what it looked like to me, i even un-ads thinkin thats gotta be it

[wintry ridge]

bsg should add the f2000

sg550

and uhhh

gauss rifle

[stuck tapir]

fix this first

[wintry ridge]

clearly a skill issue

[stuck tapir]

shots 1-12 clearly missed

[wintry ridge]

you werent using salt or wrought iron bullets to kill that ghost

[vivid dawn]

They fixed it last patch READ THE PATCHLOG

[stuck tapir]

shots 12-19 were off target

i should have just gone invisible too

[wintry ridge]

should've sent ur gun to his plane of reality so you can kill him

[stuck tapir]

i wasnt vibing hard enough

[vivid dawn]

Imagine Cuppy walzing in and saying "Should have played SPT"

[wintry ridge]

cuppy is the new ivan

[stuck tapir]

my tongue is full of teethmarks from everytime i bite myself seeing the spt players cry wolf about getting doinked

[wintry ridge]

but ivan was good at the game and just got burnt out

[vivid dawn]

Nah Cuppy is his own "cup" haha

ha

ha

[stuck tapir]

why use wiki while playing spt, you get to explore and have fun

[wintry ridge]

bite someone elses tounge next time

[stuck tapir]

more like CAKE

[vivid dawn]

tbh not even Wiki i used a mod that showed me exits and locations on a small compas

thats how i learned the quests and exits REAL FAST

[stuck tapir]

that makes me cry inside

but i get it

its not a fucking job

im fine with a map and compass

[vivid dawn]

Yeah for learning its definetly good.

Not even a Map

[wintry ridge]

spt is really fun for learning

[vivid dawn]

Just a small compas with Icons

[wintry ridge]

esp since on live i still sometimes pull up a map for woods

i cannot imagine playing tarkov without the wiki

it just seems so rough because bsg's quest descriptions are beyond unhelpful

[compact knoll]

eh

[stuck tapir]

you do have a map and vague descriptions

[compact knoll]

usually it kinda tells you

or it doesnt at all

kinda the point of tarkov quests

find it yourself

i like tarkov locations tho

very immersive

[stuck tapir]

early tarkov, when it was woods customs and factory was fun

[vivid dawn]

Yeah which is stupid gameplay wise

[stuck tapir]

exploring and learning

[iron temple]

ye but the quest descriptions are horrible

[compact knoll]

eh gameplay wise nikita wanted the game to be very lore heavy

[stuck tapir]

in russian its fine

translation blows chunks

[vivid dawn]

Like nobody fucking reads that wall of text just to find out "oh its in dorms"

[stuck tapir]

if i read all the quests id be late to the wipe

but finding the exits imo is easy enough with a map and implying from a name

[vivid dawn]

It would kill nobody if there was a thing like LOCATION:Customs,Dorms on top

Location: Shoreline,Beach

"or shore"

haha

like 3 single words would make quests way more bearable

[stuck tapir]

i can do all of that, but where i had a brainfart, was streets

that was unusually annoying

took me well over 30-50 raids to get homey

[vivid dawn]

AND THAT would even get people to search for it instead of simply looking it up in the wiki

[stuck tapir]

streets needs fucking roadsigns stg

[vivid dawn]

yeah lol

whats the point of a map like that if there isnt even Roadsigns

[stuck tapir]

i cant imagine how fun it must be for someone who cant read cyrillic

not knowing shit says "tarkov expo"

or "primorskaya"

[vivid dawn]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1276986198874787892/image.png?ex=66cb8593&is=66ca3413&hm=c53e3449c522fa6c3de9e84b2f2068f60e96683d6a2bae3222e271eab6eda8e9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=960&height=194

[wintry ridge]

[stuck tapir]

this is a scam

travesty

imma cry

[brazen valley]

My all time high rouble count

Not bad

[ancient marsh]

get 100 more roubles

to get instantly banned

[brazen valley]

This wipe is such a rat wipe

[wooden chasm]

what

[brazen valley]

This wipe isn't going that great for me

[stuck tapir]

stats lookin mint until you realize the scam

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

BROOOOOO

THAT'S THE SECOND RARE DROP

WITH LITERALLY NOTHINGI NSIDE

[stark torrent]

same here

like only valuable i got was hotrods for the fridge barter

and 1 squash

bravo six going dark

[ancient marsh]

p90 seems really good early wipe

BUT you gotta find the ammo

ss190 boxes

50 each

[native crypt]

Scav woods, usec camp in particular. And on lighthouse the building with a tennis court.

In just a couple scav raids I've gotten a couple hundred rounds of great ammo and tons of money

[ancient marsh]

yeah they insanely buffed ammo spawn rates

but nerfed loose loot for some reason

[stark torrent]

Yeah loot in general is shit

Scavs are also barely spawning

[dapper grotto]

i say the loot isnt nerfed the ammo is just hogging up all of the loose spawns

[ancient marsh]

i mean, you can have both high

[compact knoll]

LET ME IN

LET ME IN

[spring fable]

mission briefing with maps that indicate the quest area
they already have ingame maps
imagine drawing a red circle on them

[stuck tapir]

imagine exploration in a nonpvp environment

[vivid dawn]

Thats the funny part,the game lets you do offline but nobody does that cause its still the same horrible experience

Its easier to look up in the wiki

Most dont want to search for hours

Tarkov quests are tedious.Good for immersion,bad for gameplay

[stuck tapir]

i was more mocking anyone coming from spt crying about not finding an exit

when theres 0 pressure on you and you can calmly explore

without the fear of some degen maniac hugging a bush or camping that exit

[vivid dawn]

Yeah bots do that

Some bots even stalk you

Their better that the average tarkov player

Sain AI is insane

Hell they even call you a pussy before a 2 or 3 man rushes you

They should just copy the AI and put it into Scavs/ their PvE mode

[stuck tapir]

turn them back to 0.6.5

insta gib, 300 ms reaction time

[vivid dawn]

Its sad how good it is and BSG cant even fix raiders lasering you

[vivid dawn]

Its not like that,Sain AI is fair unless you enable them cheating

Its smart

Thats the point

[stuck tapir]

its ai, at best an illusion of smart that breaks the second you find a fiddly navmesh

or throws something in the box that ai doesnt work aroundđ

[vivid dawn]

custom nav meshs

They fixed that too

[vivid dawn]

Which would be? You havent tried it so its easy to say it.

Sain AI is really good,they did their job well

Especialy rat AI

Stslking you,waiting til your full with loot and then ambusjing you later

Unless you hear them early and kill em

[stuck tapir]

ive seen clips and they look impressive

but not enough to get me to play singleplayer tarkov

jumpshotting corners is pretty impressive

[vivid dawn]

Sure,thats personal tasze anyway

[vivid dawn]

Ahh chad ai

[stuck tapir]

that did look more competent that average pmc i run into tbh

[brittle sinew]

How? I have mine on death wish and I still manage to walk around without trouble

I rarely lose fights

As soon as I get decent kit it gets so easy

[compact knoll]

50k left in stash

[stuck tapir]

6 double barrels

sorry

[compact knoll]

2 if you count in a bakcp[ack

[brittle sinew]

I have been there, scav run yourself to the riches

[stuck tapir]

dont give in to scavving

doublebarrel factory

i believe

[brittle sinew]

Go streets and get cool loot

[stuck tapir]

thats propaganda by Big Loot

[brittle sinew]

Buy good keys, get fat loot

[stuck tapir]

tryna make you go through garbage for 45 minutes

[brittle sinew]

Second thing I do when I get flea? Keys keys keys

[compact knoll]

bot 3 taps me with saiga in a rat rig

from godzillion meters away

poleva 3u my ass

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[brittle sinew]

Skill issue

[stuck tapir]

that one was 4u

[compact knoll]

i had at least like 300k in my backpack

[brittle sinew]

That's not much in live tarkov

[compact knoll]

i was in the fucking blue 2 floor building on lighthouse

he shot me from the long road

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[brittle sinew]

Brother was standing right in the window, inventory open and all probably

[stuck tapir]

yeah they will aggro no questions asked from there

[compact knoll]

i was running on rocks

trying to check who was shooting

he shot 3 shots in like

[stuck tapir]

when you get shot

[compact knoll]

a second

[stuck tapir]

cover first, look for target second

bad idea to start scanning for target in the open, even if mobile

[compact knoll]

i didnt get shot

i hear someone shoot from vpo

i went there to check because it was close

noone

go back

get shot in the side by scav thrice

die

[stuck tapir]

you got tarkovd

i just did a full marathon at lvl 11

[compact knoll]

tried to do it once

[stuck tapir]

only to find out the achievement needs labs in the same run

[compact knoll]

5 guys on streets entrance

killed 3

[stuck tapir]

so i wasted half my fucking day

and i have no keycards left from the quest

[hallow stream]

Holy shit all screenshots on phone are comically small

[compact knoll]

SURE BRO

[stark torrent]

23kd go fu ck urself

blatant cunt

[wooden chasm]

@wintry ridge

factory is da besty...

[fast garden]

this guy seems familiar. dunno where from

[wooden chasm]

[dapper grotto]

brother got an avg of 8.5 kills per raid sure mate

[fast garden]

that guy is like

99.99% a cheater

and i have a 13.2 something kd rn

[hallow stream]

Nah hes not cheating he just has the 500 dollar edition

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

It comes with a mod menu

And a ripped off unity model of a firemans axe

[compact knoll]

Bro loading on lighthouse literally restarts my pc

????

[hallow stream]

Sounds about right

[wintry ridge]

hiiii @compact knoll

how's my favorite slavic fellow doin

[compact knoll]

gonna fucking kill myself

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

dark line

[wintry ridge]

what quests you doin

[compact knoll]

pestily im sorry?

[compact knoll]

right now just trying to farm some money

[frosty basalt]

Bro…

[compact knoll]

uhh beating the cashier

whatever the fuck its called

[wintry ridge]

grind with me artyom

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

arena is the moneymaker

last hero is like 200k a game if you get 3rd place or higher

and 10ish minutes

[compact knoll]

i dont have it installed

and my ethernet is shit

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

gonna take like 3 hours or something

[wooden chasm]

what

[hallow stream]

Fyi iedy ordered 10 of these

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

[hallow stream]

2 packs of sugar

Also known as a quantjillion

[winged mica]

I swear Sugar is easy way to make money in normal Tarkov

I remember selling one for around 270k since I was inexperience

Idk the rate for it now that they made Sugar so easy to find around

[compact knoll]

i died from the sniper bot

at least my friend will get me out

i had 2 quests too

also my friend failed setup because there was just too many bots

not setup

bullshit

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/media/3PVDD3

[wooden chasm]

@wintry ridge im going to restart my account cause I wanted to pick bear

[wintry ridge]

you can do all the quests again solo

[wooden chasm]

you taught me like 1

so yes

night raid customs

[wooden chasm]

nvm im not

cant till like sep 10

and im not restarting at that time

[silver sluice]

bro lasted so long wtf

[ancient marsh]

holy fuck

lvndmark is MILKING

to the MAAAAAAX

every 5 min an ad break

and i mean literally 5 minutes

[frosty basalt]

lol

ive got a js script ( i think its js ) on ublock origin to block ads

it is js

[stark torrent]

Pestily knows what sells damn

[stark torrent]

12 hours of waiting with a vpx sacrificed and other shit

thank you

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/thecowboyjohn-thecowboyjohnttv-cowboyjohn-cowboyjohnttv-gopher-gif-7158950323327304859

do you have t3 yet

on any traders

[stark torrent]

no

im almost lvl 20

[stark torrent]

52k viewers my man paid

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485621413231853569/1123095287750201396/unknown-3-1.gif

[soft coral]

y'all better hide when I come

[ancient marsh]

no one cares, tarkov lives in your head rent-free

[stuck tapir]

on top of everything youre a tarkov degen too??

✝️

[soft coral]

Luckily I got saved by clicking uninstall

wallah

[stuck tapir]

i clicked marathon

now im fucked

back to 2017

[vivid dawn]

SPT update when

Also nobody sane will get that Marathon achievement

[vivid dawn]

So if someone here posts proudly they got the achievo .... you got a lovers foto of Nikita your wallet

[stuck tapir]

i didnt know you had to double back to labs or id have it yesterday

[vivid dawn]

Wtf

Abd wtfx2

[stuck tapir]

its 2 hours and a lot of fun fights

[vivid dawn]

The chance of a hacker ruining your marathon is higher than actual skill issue

[stuck tapir]

with my metabolism and being lvl 11 i had to bring a mekanism full of food

[stuck tapir]

i had good luck i think, now i cant get more keycards for labs so i gotta rush 15

[wintry ridge]

what will i get

[stuck tapir]

3 marathons in a row

[vivid dawn]

Did i read it right? After the evet its going to be regular thing?

[wooden chasm]

1 bandage

[wintry ridge]

do arena

[stuck tapir]

unfo

[wintry ridge]

no

unsure

[stuck tapir]

oh its gonna

[wintry ridge]

likely NO

[vivid dawn]

Patchlog says yes

[stuck tapir]

but youll be able to use it map-sided

[wintry ridge]

i dont think marathon is gonna be a forever thing until 1.0

[stuck tapir]

so you dont have to go gz and then find the map

[wintry ridge]

theres some major issues with it

[wintry ridge]

yeah this

this is what they need

SO bad

[stuck tapir]

thats after event

if you load into customs

you can trans to factory

kinda neat, 90% of time i dont wanna go to stash cause i spent 75% of gametime there anyway

[stuck tapir]

you really think its good enough to buy?

[wintry ridge]

oh no

[stuck tapir]

i have an EOD acc i refuse to use

[wintry ridge]

not at all

if you have it on eod

[vivid dawn]

Arena is really good now

[wintry ridge]

play it

[stuck tapir]

bought standard just for this

[wintry ridge]

dont buy it solo

[vivid dawn]

Custom loadouts

[wintry ridge]

its not worth 35$ or whatever its priced at

[stuck tapir]

cause they can suck my dick, i paid 250e in 2017

[wintry ridge]

its a 15$ dlc

[stuck tapir]

to be scummed now

[wintry ridge]

thats all

[wintry ridge]

mode*

[ancient marsh]

increased ammo spawns is the best change of the wipe

[wintry ridge]

REAL

[stuck tapir]

appreciate the honesty

[wintry ridge]

actual real

being able to find ap stuff in boxes is so peak

actually able to use like half the guns i find

beacuse i found ammo in raid for them

[stuck tapir]

and i dont even loot shit

[wintry ridge]

I found like

90 rounds of .338 fmj so far

[stuck tapir]

this was just in my face

i have .338 ap 2x

[wintry ridge]

go woods usec camp

empty secure container

[stuck tapir]

fucking hundos of ssa ap

[ancient marsh]

@wintry ridge

[stuck tapir]

and MAI ap

[wintry ridge]

shove all the ammo in ur ass and reset

[ancient marsh]

i am now homeless cause i bought an ammo case

pray for me

[stuck tapir]

imagine using secure container

[ancient marsh]

63k 😭

[wintry ridge]

do you have arena

send all ur GP to live and buy a meds case too

[ancient marsh]

no im not giving nikita any money

[wintry ridge]

okay :3

[ancient marsh]

i got max slots and even that a friend bought me

[wintry ridge]

new mp18 sight

its mid

or is it

[ancient marsh]

bro imagine i go down for treason for accepting slots from an EU country

😭

[ancient marsh]

it's for mp-18 and ks-23

ofc it's mid

[wintry ridge]

better than irons i guess

[stuck tapir]

did you see the KS 23sight??

[wintry ridge]

worse than uhh

scope

no is it the scope?

please tell me it is

[stuck tapir]

i think so yeah

it looks fucking rancid

[wintry ridge]

WOOO

i prayed to nikitia for that

so barrikada sniping isnt awful

[ancient marsh]

wiatwhat

a ks-23 scope?

[stuck tapir]

wait

gimme a sec

i dont have a ks23

[wintry ridge]

oh nvm

it takes the rusak

the scope i just posted

sight*

better than ks23m irons i guess

[ancient marsh]

you fokeng liar

[wintry ridge]

irons are still wrong

shit shoots low

sight should be accurate

[ancient marsh]

holy fucking admark

tony is going to be a millionaire off this stream alone

best change of the wipe

[stuck tapir]

forgive me daddy

[ancient marsh]

@wintry ridge

[wintry ridge]

give me ur ammo

[ancient marsh]

not even all of it

[wintry ridge]

:3

[stuck tapir]

ah ffs

[stuck tapir]

go streets hermano

[ancient marsh]

no

[stuck tapir]

this is chump change

[ancient marsh]

:^)

[stark torrent]

Woods camp , Lighthouse tennis court / chalet / kabans camp

So much ammo

[stuck tapir]

the whole pinewood

[wintry ridge]

yeah lmfao this uzi pro pistol is SO underpriced

[stark torrent]

Reserve has infinitie BT , BP , BS spawns

[stuck tapir]

klimov mall

[wintry ridge]

its like the cost of an mp9

[stuck tapir]

ammo is ubiquitous

[wintry ridge]

but infinitely more usable stock

[stark torrent]

uzi pro is the best smg rn

[stuck tapir]

uzi is just good in all variants rn

[wintry ridge]

im glad

[stuck tapir]

up to lvl 3 traders

[wintry ridge]

finally 9x19 is getting some love

[stark torrent]

they will nerf the uzi to shit or the ammo from traders again

this shit will fuck

[stuck tapir]

uzi will be king

[wintry ridge]

its been so bad for a while

[stark torrent]

1075 rpm kekkkkkkkk

[wintry ridge]

just make it like

ll4 pk

[ancient marsh]

oh shit

this bullet may be viable

38 pen

[wintry ridge]

or limit the mag size and make it pistol slot

[stark torrent]

question is

[stuck tapir]

before this update i found them exactly ONCE

[stark torrent]

what are we flippin on flea for profit

im selling the ak buttpads

[wintry ridge]

gpus

they're 350k rn

will go up later in wipe

[stark torrent]

buy for 3k sell for 20k

[wintry ridge]

im investing

[ancient marsh]

the peacekeeper lvl 2 MP5 ring mount

[wintry ridge]

real?

[stuck tapir]

60 rounder barters

barter from mech for plastic mp133 fore

sell on flea

people dont know theres a barter

XD

[stark torrent]

BTW for the M4 gunsmith 6 you can use the 100 rounder instead of the 60

[wintry ridge]

and gunsmith 2

[stuck tapir]

??

[stark torrent]

i paid 130k for it but at least you can get it

[wintry ridge]

drum mag instead of 60 rounder

[stuck tapir]

WHAT

did i just waste an ice cream cone

FFS

[stark torrent]

yeah it doesnt tell you to have 60 rounds it tells you 60+ rounds

but you need to get better ergo on teh gun

to offset the 100

[stuck tapir]

i came to laugh not to read

fml

[wintry ridge]

was that you who just listed some :3

mf undercut me and then got undercut

[stuck tapir]

welcome to ancap wet dream

doesnt work, noone cares, ???, profit

[wintry ridge]

OMFG people are buying it

[stuck tapir]

#🎪bruh-fart message

WE GOTIM

[stuck tapir]

did you play before they implemented found in raid?

[wintry ridge]

nope

[stuck tapir]

that was golden age of tarkov

[wintry ridge]

i was in when reserve got expanded

[stuck tapir]

you would look for shitty AKs on flea that had the b11 handguard

and just flip for easy money

[stark torrent]

mate you unlocked infinite money glitch

buy for 27 dollars sell for 40k

[daring torrent]

i have both a 60 round NATO mag and a 60 round ak mag but i cant fucking finish my gz quests

[stuck tapir]

just look for gunsmith requirements that require higher lvl than 2 and resell

works 90% of time

[daring torrent]

might just play arena and get to lvl 15 so i can go in with like lvl 4 plates

[daring torrent]

playing pve just to compress

[stuck tapir]

you can look up guides on youtube on how to flip armor or guns and make 2-3 million every 30 minutes from that patch, it was insane XD

[stark torrent]

this one might be an investment later

when ppl get there

[wintry ridge]

wait idea

flip that uhhh

gunsmith m870 thing

rbattery trade

its cheap

[stuck tapir]

if you can buy the mp5SD

you can flip that bitch for 300k probably

[daring torrent]

dont call her that

[stuck tapir]

shes MY bitch

thank you

[wintry ridge]

wait even greasier

@stuck tapir sell them in packs

[stuck tapir]

next to mp153 its my most used

[daring torrent]

leave her ALONE

[wintry ridge]

for just under

[stuck tapir]

OOOOOOOO MORE FLEA XP

lego

[wintry ridge]

we goblin mode

[stuck tapir]

SWEATIN MARKETS

ahh feels like old tarkov stg

[daring torrent]

i prefer ump for early wipe smg

[stuck tapir]

flippin armors for hours

[stuck tapir]

uzi new king

[wintry ridge]

microuzi is king

[daring torrent]

it is but i like the ump

[wintry ridge]

same cost as normal uzi

same mag

3x fire rate

[stuck tapir]

i wish i could make the uzi shoot gods caliber

[wintry ridge]

true

[stuck tapir]

.45 fmj would be dirtay

[wintry ridge]

dude

[stuck tapir]

HS machine

[wintry ridge]

mac10 shouldve been in

the .45 one

[stuck tapir]

PFFFFFFF

cs 1.6

[wintry ridge]

fuckin spraying people with the longass mac10 suppressor

9x19 vss shit

[stuck tapir]

suppressed uzi looks so good id take it on a date

[wintry ridge]

.45

[stuck tapir]

and not for personal protection

THE date

[wintry ridge]

made 200k

i feel so bad for these fellas

[stuck tapir]

can you barter for the rotor 43 pistol grip and tube for VSS?

its like 1 milk

i sold that shit for 250k plus when it was time for that gunsmith

[wintry ridge]

maybe

its like

24k on flea

i dont think its that rare

anymore

[stark torrent]

yeah mechanic 3 i think

its 1 milk

[wintry ridge]

2

[stark torrent]

later in the wipe you can flip that one

[wintry ridge]

should I load up now

fuck it why not

we stay grippin

[stuck tapir]

stay tight hombres

knowledge i thought was lost and wasted comes to light and use once again

i feel like an awoken loremaster rn

speak not to me of ancient cheesy bullshit, i was there when it was curdled

[wintry ridge]

damn!

they fixed the vector gunsmith

skier sells it all now

barters

no more 400k barrel

:'(

[stuck tapir]

you can fix the vector but you will never fix the zenitco ak

theres a barter on mech or peacekeep for a gun

and it has the rk3 pistol

probably worth 3x the gun at the right point in wipe

the mp7 barter has a 40 rounder that probably outdoes the price of the barter too

jfc rushing early traders never been so worth

[stark torrent]

same with mechanic's sopmod m4

cheapest way to get a Specter scope for like 20k

take the scope , sell the gun back

ez

[stuck tapir]

we are thinking with portals now

[ancient marsh]

What was his name

[stuck tapir]

fatretardfromrussia94

[vivid dawn]

lol already max Fence karma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11cXHClLzmA

[stuck tapir]

if you no life it its a days work

and this korean mf does it

[ancient marsh]

[stuck tapir]

ISSA JOKE PLS

glad u like it

[wintry ridge]

cockrider

[ancient marsh]

No wasn’t me

[wintry ridge]

you're not xalrider?

[stuck tapir]

must have been the wind

[brittle sinew]

Sell the gun back? Crazy ass

[stuck tapir]

we back to ancap flea

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-flex-flexes-flexing-wwe-gif-13189000

[ancient marsh]

No 995 on flea

[stuck tapir]

we look for niche new ammo we can bully lower levels into buying for outrageous prices

do not give up hope

hog all the PS12B

that ones an investment

[ancient marsh]

not on flea tho

[stuck tapir]

ffs

wasnt niche anyway

im pretty sure people struggle with jaeger

magnum fuck

piranha

if theyre listable

[stuck tapir]

ty fence, what a steal

[ancient marsh]

LVNDMARK FAT AMERICAN MCDONALDS AD SPAM

btw why does lvndmark's server attract literal rats so hard?

the guy above, all he does is sit and camp emercom

[stuck tapir]

doesnt seem like he enjoyed the taste

[ancient marsh]

if he answered, the OP follow up is "did you spit or swallow?"

[wintry ridge]

hi @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

new bug?

i can't crouch after sprinting

in a weird timing

[ancient marsh]

have lvndmark open before raid - ad break

go to raid

come back

ad break

[wintry ridge]

call him poshmark the way he spamming us with ads

[ancient marsh]

btw

when i watched pestily

zero ad breaks

[vivid dawn]

When your fat but that fat is also on the lense

[next temple]

Some rats or chads are so attention deprived they specifically go to communtues which would hate them the most

[ancient marsh]

humiliation fetish

[daring torrent]

i havent taken the emercom extract in over a year

always just campers

[fast garden]

ancap flea is fucking hysterical

i was like "man idk i dont really get it i kinda like the other flea" then someone told me to resell things at my higher trader level and i made 1.5 mil in like 7 minutes and i understood

[dapper grotto]

why is arena actually fun now

[rich venture]

Why YouTube streams are better than twitch streams