💣tarkov-released

[spring fable]

like even if you got in and looted succesfully, youd probably be dead the second you stepped outside

[hallow stream]

What you need to do on interchange is loot then when theres minimum gunfire move to the nearest exit and wait for a big gunfight to begin and thats your sign to get out cause everyone is too busy to kill you

Thats my strat on interchange

[vivid dawn]

Interchange is just shit

tbh most of Tarko maps and their designs are shit

especialy with the unnecessary clutter that impacts performance

you dont even notice or see 90% of it

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yRoWzmWd14A?si=CYdVq7A_HSUM0eOZ

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1263244897998344264/airwingreacting.gif

[soft coral]

I remember that emoji with airwing in a weird sexual pose

that shit imprinted itself in my mind

[stark torrent]

his wife saw it and got mad

aahahhahahaha

yikessss

[soft coral]

ngl I'd put that emoji up on my wall

[ancient marsh]

fuelwide

my beloved

[safe summit]

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[ancient marsh]

a fuelwide is contraband now

rare collectors item

[lyric cairn]

Is mortar a service?

Or do we not know anything about it, as usual

[soft coral]

CoD airstrike type shit

[dapper grotto]

7.62 BP AGAINST CLASS 4 BSG

[soft coral]

[strong hinge]

You see, none of those shots hit his vital organs

So he is completely fine

[ancient marsh]

did you check the plate

[dapper grotto]

i did it was the class 4

[stark torrent]

What map sturmiii

[dapper grotto]

customs

[stark torrent]

Customs is full of chads ngl

Played yesterday got out fat

[dapper grotto]

can confirm

died to a 20K hours lvl 77 in dorms 40mins ago

[stark torrent]

Armor feels very strong rn , many bullets are dogshit

Even with m61 i shot a guy neck level he still managed to flick head eyes me

Fututi mortii matii

[ancient marsh]

latter is the culprit for the former

[stuck tapir]

why are you shooting the armor, dingus

thats not the spot

[pallid bolt]

Only run hollow points for 1000 hours. Click faces. Get good

[lyric cairn]

MP5, my beloved, is back on the menu in this meta

[ancient marsh]

how

[stuck tapir]

AVT and HP BT

close eyes

[lyric cairn]

SMGs, because they have low recoil, operate reasonably well because armor is so strong and high-pen ammo is hard to come by. So, you use SMGs to click heads or shred legs

[ancient marsh]

i think whoever designs events at bsg needs a cartel hit put out on them

the type where the guy is already dead but they unload like 50 more rounds into him

what's the fucking point of no flea market

how does it change gameplay in an 8 month wipe?

[stark torrent]

especially since they buffed loot and shit , gave people the compensation 200 mil etc and no flea kekkkk

it serves nothing , at this point just bear until wipe and thats that

[upper crescent]

Was playing PvE on streets and the server was being fucky, but I got killed by the man himself

[stark torrent]

[upper crescent]

I was trying to figure out if he was a special character but found nothing on the wiki

or on reddit

[stuck tapir]

Boss guards can be named strelok

russian Raiders too

[vivid dawn]

Uzi

Micro uzi

Nikita finaly aknowledged his pp size

Micro

[stuck tapir]

finally

my micruzzy

[stark torrent]

cant wait for another useless weapon because 9mm

[vivid dawn]

Its a laser

Headshot machine

[stark torrent]

i mean so are all smgs man

mp9 goes brrrrrr

taht shit has 1000 rpm,

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-squarepants-fight-me-fite-me-trending-toons-gif-17721596

[stark torrent]

[lyric cairn]

SMGs are my favorite type of gun in Tarkov, regardless of meta so, I'm glad anytime an SMG is added that isn't a 5.45 AK

[winged mica]

My man playing Clear Sky

[frozen olive]

Before or after you blow your 9mm mag in 1s?

[vivid dawn]

After

[daring torrent]

doesnt strelok just mean "gunslinger"

undoubtably a reference tho

[winged mica]

Tarkov again but everything is 1 slot

[vivid dawn]

tarkov but game is good

[winged mica]

Nah

I would take everything is 1 slot over good Tarkov

[stark torrent]

Tarkov but it's made by Larian

[lyric cairn]

Wait marathon is going to be an extraction shooter?

[native crypt]

This statement did psychic damage to me because I tried to imagine a ttrpg of tarkov

[ancient marsh]

"universal hate" doesn't matter at all

tarkov is in universal hate for like 4 years

[vivid dawn]

Incursion is dead basicly already

[lyric cairn]

I feel like ABI was the best chance but then they did the whole real money for fake money thing

[stark torrent]

Yeah , ABI had potential but honestly releasing before Tarkov wipe wasnt smart

Everyone will go back to play the wipe at least for a few weeks

Even Streamers

[native crypt]

has greyzone even done anything since it came out?

[lyric cairn]

I thought gzw was a closed beta test?

[native crypt]

thats what i mean

[lyric cairn]

I don't think so

[native crypt]

figures

[ancient marsh]

is it?

when is it realising

releasing

[lyric cairn]

NeXt ThUrSdAy

But seriously, any day now. All the prewipe events and whatnot.

[vivid dawn]

Dafuq no lol

Its early access

[vivid dawn]

EA downloadable on their website since Monday

[soft coral]

really

are we really doing this?

[ancient marsh]

i thought it's codes only?

[vivid dawn]

No since monday

Guess why im posting that shit all week

NDA lifted for me

[wintry ridge]

vigor
15 players

do people not realize its not even released yet

if you pay for it now you're a stupid moron, its a f2p game and its only paid for early access

lost light is gonna be the same shit that level zero is, not trying to be tarkov

[soft coral]

Tarkov players making their own happiness

for how shit the game is

this ss proves it

[brittle sinew]

Man in SPT with realism

When i get good armor early wipe, I feel like a tank

9mm just dinks off

[native crypt]

what ammo do you use for 545 with realism

[brittle sinew]

I use anything tbh

[vivid dawn]

Realism isnt even realistic that shit mod

[native crypt]

no matter what i just get subpar performance out of it

[brittle sinew]

It's all viable imo

Then again, I'm in early wipe rn

[brittle sinew]

Hollow point works well

[brittle sinew]

Why do you think so?

[vivid dawn]

Cause it isnt

[native crypt]

ill try it

[vivid dawn]

Realism is close to realism as CoD is

Not even Tarkov lvl

[brittle sinew]

I've had good results with 5.56 HP, so it's only an assumption that it'll be likewise

But good luck

[vivid dawn]

And Tarkov is already far off

[brittle sinew]

You claim all this yet you don't explain why

How am I supposed to know how it's unrealistic if you don't say why

And regardless I don't think it matters if it's "Realistic". What matters more is if it feels authentic

[vivid dawn]

Recoil,how ammo works,how armor works

Everything it reworks it does to a weird perversion it calls "realism"

[brittle sinew]

Go on

[vivid dawn]

Which it just isnt

[brittle sinew]

To start, what's wrong with the recoil?

[vivid dawn]

Also the mod maker is a dick that refuses to let people fix his shit

I bet you fired a gun? Now imagine a trained PMC

How its in Tarkov rn its pretty good

Gotta be honest there

[brittle sinew]

Just get to the point man

[vivid dawn]

That was the point already

[brittle sinew]

Again, that doesn't explain why

You just regurgitated your point

[vivid dawn]

Then it aint that easy as that

[brittle sinew]

How does it rework it to be this "realism perversion"

Skill issue, just say what's wrong

[vivid dawn]

If you want me to get to the point you need to wait til im at my PC when i can write a 1200 word essay

[wintry ridge]

shotguns do less flesh damage close range than 7.62 hp for some reason

[vivid dawn]

Cause then i can go into detail

[brittle sinew]

I agree with this

The shotguns were only made worse, both gameplay and realism

[vivid dawn]

You want me writing in detail whats wrong but also want it short so ofc that doesnt work

[brittle sinew]

And the HP ammo is too good

[brittle sinew]

Explaining "Why" is not detailed like you think it is

Again

"It's unrealistic because XYZ"

[vivid dawn]

I already said why

[winged mica]

I mean it shoots smaller BB

[vivid dawn]

[brittle sinew]

You did not, you only repeated your point

You specified without explaining what's wrong

[wintry ridge]

would you rather get shot by multiple bullets or just 1

[vivid dawn]

Because that requires more detail

[winged mica]

By 1

[brittle sinew]

You can't just say "how armor works" and expect me to know

[vivid dawn]

Way more detail

[brittle sinew]

Then explain it

Go for it

[winged mica]

I mean itd be way more funny if there is a birdshot load

[vivid dawn]

Here we go again

[brittle sinew]

Go for it

[winged mica]

And it deals like 2 damage per pellet and there are 50

[brittle sinew]

If it takes you a whole essay, it means you're bad at explaining shit

[vivid dawn]

I am

[brittle sinew]

But please, cook up that essay brother

[winged mica]

But if someone had Tier 1 armor then Birdshot cant even penetrate

[vivid dawn]

I will

You aint reading it anyway

I will do it regardless

[brittle sinew]

That's a pessimistic view

[vivid dawn]

Im german

[brittle sinew]

I'll give it a shot don't worry

[vivid dawn]

Ofc im pessimistic

[brittle sinew]

Autistic*

[vivid dawn]

Pissymistic

[brittle sinew]

More like 400

[vivid dawn]

Might be,not diagnosed

[brittle sinew]

Don't get diagnosed, it'll fuck your job opportunities up

[frozen olive]

God Laffe

[vivid dawn]

Nah not here

Also i love my job

[brittle sinew]

If you already have a job in the bag, no worries

[vivid dawn]

Im 30

Ok high bar nowadays expecting someone to have a job

[winged mica]

Load one
Run up to armor chad
Pump into his leg
Dude will drop like a sack

[brittle sinew]

Especially someone like you lol

[vivid dawn]

[brittle sinew]

KS23 type shit

400 pellets, but they do like .2 damage

[winged mica]

Nah

1 damage

Birdshot hurty

[brittle sinew]

So you want it to do 400dmg total

[winged mica]

Yeh

[brittle sinew]

Where PMCs have 440

Op much?

[winged mica]

Gotta aim exclusively for leg tho

[brittle sinew]

I think .25 or .5 is reasonable

[winged mica]

And beyond 5 meters it deals like 0 damage

Huge spread tho

[brittle sinew]

Facts

I forgot about that

[winged mica]

If you want to funny

The 366 TKM irl has a birdshot ammo

So funny 30 round TKM

Full of buckshot

[brittle sinew]

It is a shotgun bullet, after all

I wish we had the .366 AK12

[winged mica]

I thought that’s a thing

[winged mica]

Lemme see

[wintry ridge]

ak308 when

[brittle sinew]

It's not in Tarkov

[brittle sinew]

Google "Vepr Hunter"

[wintry ridge]

google ak308 you numbnuts

[brittle sinew]

No

[winged mica]

Wish they added California Compliant grip

It would have -10 ergo

[brittle sinew]

It exists, vepr hunter

[winged mica]

So idk why would you want to put it on

For M4

[brittle sinew]

Hmm

True

[winged mica]

Would it be funny if they add Cali AR15

The magazine would be locked

So you cant reload by pressing R

[brittle sinew]

I'd like to have more shotguns

[brittle sinew]

That aren't pump action

[winged mica]

You gotta go to inventory and have to manually unload magazine

[winged mica]

I always want a Fostech Origin 12

[brittle sinew]

An actual M1014

How about that

[winged mica]

But a DP12 sounds fun

2 rounds pump

[brittle sinew]

More mag fed shotguns

We only have 1

[winged mica]

Mossberg

[winged mica]

Technically 2

But yeh only 1

[winged mica]

I wonder how would AA12 be

[wintry ridge]

we need more high tier shotguns

[winged mica]

No recoil and 300 RPM full auto

[wintry ridge]

the only endgame one is the saiga

give us ar15 style magfed shotgun

[brittle sinew]

Big kick in the nuts to find out it doesn't exist irl

[wintry ridge]

raptr or whatever is in gamma

[wintry ridge]

it does lol

[winged mica]

It in fact does

[wintry ridge]

ur thinking of streetsweeper

[brittle sinew]

Yeah 2 weapons in the whole world

[winged mica]

More than 2 actually

Its hard to come by but they do make it

[wintry ridge]

you're still thinking of the streetsweeper

[winged mica]

And there is semi auto AA12 You can buy

[brittle sinew]

Yeah, 10?

[winged mica]

More of the Jackhammer

[brittle sinew]

No, I'm serious people

[winged mica]

Jackhammer has 2

[wintry ridge]

this is the aa12 you stupid mf

[brittle sinew]

There's barely any models out there because of some legal shit that went down

Definitely no one using it other than video games

[winged mica]

Then why dont we use it in video game

[brittle sinew]

We do

[winged mica]

Yeh then Tarkov

[wintry ridge]

tarkov should have it then

[brittle sinew]

Nay

[wintry ridge]

tarkov has the rsh

theres like maybe 30 of those in use IRL

[winged mica]

Flechette AA12 drum would be hella funny

[brittle sinew]

I don't like that one either

[wintry ridge]

i dont like you at all

realism mf

[brittle sinew]

You're free to do so

[wintry ridge]

"tarkov must be realistic!"

[brittle sinew]

I never said that

Authentic is a better word

If it was realism, it'd be a pain in the ass

[wintry ridge]

you can still have an immersive game even with guns that aren't in mass production dude

[brittle sinew]

Sit in a hospital for 6 months because I got shot in the ass

[brittle sinew]

Disagree, tarkov is(was) trying to be authentic

[winged mica]

Authentic (have a lot of NATO weapons thats illegal to purchase)

Or even borderline impossible to ontain

[wintry ridge]

it is literally the lamest thing to do when someone thinks of a cool weapon that would fit the weapon dynamic of tarkov

[brittle sinew]

Good point

[wintry ridge]

"erm actually they wouldnt have this irl"

they have super stims that let you take multiple headshots

[brittle sinew]

The PMCs are a substitute explanation, but it's kind of bs

[wintry ridge]

you're telling me fpsrussia can get 2 aa12's in the US

but some billionaire funded mercs cant find one

[brittle sinew]

We have those now?

[winged mica]

In case if you also say XM8 cant be in Tarkov

[wintry ridge]

sanitar

[winged mica]

They bought it from Malaysia

[brittle sinew]

By 2028 they haven't been produced in a long time

[stuck tapir]

isnt that ratshot?

[brittle sinew]

Facts

[wintry ridge]

who's to say some 3rd party company hasn't been making them

[winged mica]

Birdshot apparently

[brittle sinew]

There is a picture out there of a PMC in Iraq with an XM8

[brittle sinew]

Me

Because it's a piece of shit

[stuck tapir]

oh i thought you mean these

[brittle sinew]

When the VR60 and likewise guns exist

[wintry ridge]

you're lame

unreal

[winged mica]

Yee

[brittle sinew]

Cry about it

[winged mica]

Anyway AA12 would be awesome

[brittle sinew]

It's an awesome gun, I just don't like the idea of it in tarkov

[wintry ridge]

how tf you gonna argue about authenticism in a game with bosses

[winged mica]

No recoil, 300RPM

And ratata

[brittle sinew]

Warlords are a thing

[wintry ridge]

people that somehow have 3 times the blood and HP of normal people

[brittle sinew]

Their health pools are bs though

[wintry ridge]

are warlords immune to .338 to the chest???

[winged mica]

I kinda want .50 Beowulf in game

[brittle sinew]

Read my friend

[wintry ridge]

erm sorry thats not authentic

[brittle sinew]

That would be cool

To change barrels on an M4, then use that

I like that idea

[wintry ridge]

why would anyone in tarkov use .50 beowulf smh

just run .308

[brittle sinew]

They are not the same

Two different purposes

[wintry ridge]

.50 is for hunting no?

[brittle sinew]

It's a checkpoint caliber, unlike 7.62

[wintry ridge]

despite there being no animals in tarkov

[brittle sinew]

To shoot engine blocks and windows

[wintry ridge]

big high flesh damage

[brittle sinew]

Like the KS23 barrikada slug

[wintry ridge]

which also has no use case lol

[brittle sinew]

Those two have the same purposes funny enough

Not in game, but irl it does

[wintry ridge]

theres no engine blocks to shoot

[brittle sinew]

I mean in game it definitely has

[wintry ridge]

well then its not authentic since tarkov has no reason to have them in the game

[brittle sinew]

To blow someone's armor to smithereens

That's authentic imo, I could see someone get barrikada slugs for going against armored PMCs

It makes sense

[winged mica]

But they already talked about it so

L bozo

[winged mica]

Mustard gas shell

[wintry ridge]

[brittle sinew]

ISIS style

Tear gas grenades would be cool, as area denial

[winged mica]

You know what would be funny

Hook launcher

[brittle sinew]

That's cool

I see it has a GP25 buttpad on

Wish we could do that

[winged mica]

KS23 can launch grenade too if im not wrong

[brittle sinew]

Maybe

[winged mica]

Mot maybe

Its yes

I still want them to add actual 22lr

Deals prob like 20 damage

And no pen

[brittle sinew]

It has a tear gas bullet too

[brittle sinew]

That would be nice

As scav guns

[winged mica]

If you get killed w 22lr as a chadling

Better uninstall

[brittle sinew]

A toz 8 shoots .22lr

[winged mica]

But unloading 22HP at people would be hilarious

[brittle sinew]

And the SV-99

Many cool options

[brittle sinew]

.22 leg meta, hell yeah

[winged mica]

I wish they added STG44

Idk why dont ask me

[brittle sinew]

If the game took place in Syria, for sure

Northern Russia? Idk chief

We already have old bullshit like the ppsh

I'm lowkey glad they're adding a deagle. Not because it fits in the game, but because it finally makes .357 viable

[winged mica]

Pretty sure its western russia?

The game is around St Petersburg

[brittle sinew]

Northwestern

To be completely accurate

[winged mica]

Its 50 AE

[brittle sinew]

Oh what the fuck

Thanks BSG, for adding MORE cartridges we dont need

[winged mica]

I mean hope you can convert it to 357 but its 50 AE

[brittle sinew]

I thank god for SPT so I don't have to play tarkov run by airheads

[winged mica]

Well yhe but

What happened to Tarkov happened to SPT

But atleast ppl can mod deagle 357 in if there is none

[brittle sinew]

Exactly

They will make it viable instead of crying on reddit for BSG to do so

[winged mica]

Which BSG will not do so

[brittle sinew]

Yep

Or if they will, it'll take till next wipe

[winged mica]

I mean they have like 1000 different ammos

And only 20 of them are good

[brittle sinew]

Because adding things apparently has to happen in 6 month gaps

[brittle sinew]

My exact point

[winged mica]

Would be so funny if they also adding 44 magnum just for deagle

So 2 unnecessary ammo that are used by 1 gun

[brittle sinew]

Yayy

BSG knows adding new features and anything but ammo types is too hard

So they just add new guns to please the masses for a couple of months

All the discourse is suddenly about the M60 and Deagle, nothing about how they're going to fix audio

[winged mica]

Uzi

SR3M

Micro Uzi

Uzi is cool

I take that

[brittle sinew]

I forgot they added an uzi

They're going right back to contract wars lol

Gonna prank BSG when they add a feature

[winged mica]

They are

[brittle sinew]

What is this new important feature I haven't heard of

[winged mica]

Knee Cap exploder

[brittle sinew]

Oh right the trip mines

[brittle sinew]

Like I said

[winged mica]

Im gonna be so paranoid

Oh wait

I dont play MP tarkov

[brittle sinew]

Yeahh I wonder why

Something to do with their refusal to fix things maybe

[winged mica]

Heard rumor saying there would be a downed state

And you can be revived

[brittle sinew]

Downed state won't help the game when the AI still sucks balls, Audio is broken and the graphics are ugly as hell

Only took them 17 years to fix the fog

[winged mica]

I just want the game to be optimized so I can get consistent fps

Oh wait they wont

[brittle sinew]

Which was only because the entire playerbase was mad at the unheard shit

[winged mica]

They are just adding all content and then fix it when game fully released

Wait when the game is fully released again?

Thats right

Never

[brittle sinew]

It'll never happen, even if they update the unity

Tarkov is fundamentally unoptimized as fuck

And were gonna have to suck FSR3 balls

Or shell out money for a 5700X3D

I wish for them to do an operation health, it's all I really want

[winged mica]

Bug fix

Making new bug

[stuck tapir]

their tech debt is insurmountable

theyre cooked

[brittle sinew]

It will bite them in the ass

They really are cooked

[stuck tapir]

start from scratch or at least physics and navmeshes for AI

or cooked

their netcode is convoluted to fuck

[winged mica]

Wait

You dont need to load mag in ABI?

[lyric cairn]

You do

[winged mica]

Ah ok ok

[stuck tapir]

you can move around while loading it

i like that

[brittle sinew]

Some polish farmer's POV in 2022:

[keen sparrow]

eat shit .357 enjoyers

[winged mica]

Honestly

Knows this like 5 days ago

Even before trailer was out

[wintry ridge]

a little sad it wasnt for .357 but its prolly for the best because the pistol would have been borderline useless otherwise

[winged mica]

Never thought 357 would be used for combat but Ig in this game

Except no one uses it beside for certain who likes to do challenge

[winged mica]

Wish they added the SIG P320

Very popular in the scene of combat

[stark torrent]

Made in USA

[stark torrent]

20 august

it was confirmed like a few days ago

[keen sparrow]

While BSG is taking 8 years to add a Deagle i'm over here..

[wintry ridge]

nah

sig 550

[winged mica]

Nah

Sig P320

[stark torrent]

curb your pistols

we dont care

[winged mica]

We do not care

P320

[frosty basalt]

Wait is this coming to tarkov

[winged mica]

Nope

[vivid dawn]

i think next big update i will go back to SPT

[winged mica]

SPT?

Always heard of her

[vivid dawn]

wow i got into a scav raid withing 20 seconds on live tarki

[stark torrent]

@soft coral literally cant have shit in Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

WOWZERS

AWESOME EVENT

BATCHEST

[stark torrent]

Firesale strated @wintry ridge

[stuck tapir]

ooh we gamin now

[stuck tapir]

finally some good fuckin raids

[stark torrent]

88 bucks for the 6 shot GL

what a deal

[stuck tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-finally-good-food-chef-gif-11616250

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-friend-47-cat-gif-10559311817517955763

[stuck tapir]

SO

I PLAYED A ROUND OF THIS LOVELY FIRESALE EVENT

RESERVE

KILLED HALF THE AI

NOONE CAME

I GO TO D2

dead raids on event day, the only player is camping D2

duo with impacts

[lyric cairn]

Who the actual fuck camps d2 during firesale

What kind of mentally ill slug does that??

[dapper grotto]

bruh

imagine camping D2 of fire sale 2 days before wipe

[stuck tapir]

what was this dude tryna do???

APERS rounds and a revvie GL

[dapper grotto]

i ran that yesterday

[stuck tapir]

he got eaten so quick ahhaah

he was camping in a flower pot

DURING A FIRESALE

[dapper grotto]

das new no?

MK18 for 3K ruble

[stuck tapir]

roleplaying as bigpipe cause bored

[stuck tapir]

imma run it rn

[dapper grotto]

15x 160 DMG go brrrr

btw get close shit almost has worse range then the KS23

[stuck tapir]

just the way i like it

i dont use scopes

ironsight chad

Big Pope

[stark torrent]

see

thats the point

the psychological damage of such event is invaluable

fuck his whole damn lineage

[stuck tapir]

bro took internal mags to the raid

shader broke now i got free thermals

[gray compass]

do the activation keys for abi expire?

[stuck tapir]

Its open

go to main page

[gray compass]

oh

i lost mine anyway lol

[stuck tapir]

@iron temple is a degen

[dapper grotto]

after 4000H at last i see one

[stuck tapir]

pffffff and it has to be during fire sale ofc

[vivid dawn]

Fire Sale

Fire Festival

[ancient marsh]

on what boss

[dapper grotto]

kollontay

[ivory rune]

Brother ew

What's that brother?

Eugh

Ak 12 ?

Seriously?

It's a terrible attempt at modernizing the platform

Use the beryl

[brittle sinew]

Vulpes pfp

😂 🫵

[ivory rune]

Captain obvious

[hallow stream]

I see a divorce in the near future

[vivid dawn]

political stuff not smart to post

[stark torrent]

[granite coral]

@stuck tapir (3trees8873) has been muted for 4 days for reason: Learns nothing. Continuation of ukraine war related political posts. 4d

[stark torrent]

Holy shit

[iron temple]

free my boy

[stark torrent]

literally barking at the wrong tree

[vivid dawn]

Its not like i told him

[iron temple]

even if its past tense

[vivid dawn]

Who cares

[iron temple]

bro get a car that doesnt have a 1,3 tdi

[vivid dawn]

Are you just refering to my 12 year old Picture ?

With a car thats been replaced since 11 years

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_L_6ZN6Cw

i mean are we surprised

[vivid dawn]

We are not

[stark torrent]

the golf never had a 1.3 tdi

[hushed elk]

[vivid dawn]

Especialy not that Golf 4

[stark torrent]

that one had the legendary 1.9

@soft coral 1.9 tdi legend mentioned

[iron temple]

anything under 2,5 is lady territory

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

@tacit root

[vivid dawn]

Imagine that kind of thinking,i would be broke simply by buying fuel.

[tacit root]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[iron temple]

sounds like a skill issue

[vivid dawn]

Skill issue is buying something that eats 2,5L when i dont need to have it

[iron temple]

https://tenor.com/view/imsujogril-gif-3589742374503332341

[vivid dawn]

im even to lazy to get an Ebike and still drive to work.

[iron temple]

and ebike? ur not really helping the allegations are we

[vivid dawn]

Cheaper than the Car.

[iron temple]

again skill issue

[stark torrent]

how about you leave before i mute you for being obnoxious already

[iron temple]

i live in the country with the highest diesel cost in the world

[vivid dawn]

[iron temple]

kay mom i be in fart

[vivid dawn]

just wanted to say smh hes just pissy cause of his friend if its not his 2nd account

[stark torrent]

good , everyone can see it there

[vivid dawn]

And to that it was kinda obvious especialy with Landmark

hes just happy to be out of LoL territory

[stark torrent]

Yeah , luckily he discussed with them and the contract ends today or tommorow

just in time for wipe on 20

[vivid dawn]

Well see on Gamescom end of the month what they will show there

friend of mine is going there

If he sees Nikita he tries to fart next to him.

[winged mica]

man

turning off Headshot protection is a mistake

damn

poor guy

dont think dude survives that

[proven pier]

pls tell me you're playing on spt

[wintry ridge]

???

almost every game does this lmao

[winged mica]

nuh

[wintry ridge]

if it isn't directly paid its still giving them keys or other ingame perks

[winged mica]

actual game

got killed by Unheard

[rich venture]

Course not

He's referring to ABI btw

[winged mica]

I mean

they added Secured Container that you can buy for 30 days

[wintry ridge]

when I think of a chinese game adding monetization i think of shit like CS:O

paying for cool weapon skins or whatever that have slightly gameplay impacts

(and they're still trials LMFAO)

[spring fable]

ah yes, the whole unheard thing was just a ploy, no one was actually upset
poor gsc did nothing wrong, china did

dont believe chinese lies

unheard scam was just a lie

https://tenor.com/view/really-huh-scoff-whatever-robin-hood-gif-5342826

[winged mica]

does CS:O let you buy new weapons with real money thats op as heck

[wintry ridge]

yeah i think so

its like warface

but like, those weapons are only slightly better than free ones

so if you're even slightly good at the game you can still dunk on people that have paid stuff

[stark torrent]

GSC is Stalker devs

BSG is Tarkov

[wintry ridge]

who would win in a fight

GSC or BSG

[winged mica]

GSC is Prapor

BSG is Sidorovich

[brittle sinew]

GSC is Lamborghini
BSG is Mercedes

Financially responsible

[winged mica]

EVEN WHEN I AM PLAYING TARKOV WITH NON HARDCORE MOD I AM STILL DYING

THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP SKILL ISSUE

UGHHHHH

[brittle sinew]

Last time I played with you, you were dying to AI all the time

Good to see you haven't changed

[stark torrent]

Common Cuppy L

[hushed elk]

cup just play with dad gamer mod

[winged mica]

man

I have trying to find this one item

[rich venture]

Who be buying those

[wintry ridge]

addicts

[winged mica]

BLYAT

CYKAA

[frosty basalt]

So…airwingmarine or giga idk somebody that plays tarky for a living said we’re getting FPS improvements with this patch…nobody believes that right?

So we’re all on the same page

It was giga on his bear v usec video iirc

[wintry ridge]

fps improvement on factory maybe

[winged mica]

Hopefully

So SPT can improve a bit

[vivid dawn]

Use declutterer and amands ffs

[winged mica]

Ffs?

[wintry ridge]

for fucks sake

[vivid dawn]

Ffs cuppy

[ancient marsh]

Post how u die

Free coaching session

[winged mica]

Well

I was in the MG room in Ground Zero so a scav walks up, I shot him and he died, I was looting stuff and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died, then I start reload ammo and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died. Then I was healing and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died. Then i reload my gear going to head to Terra and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died. Then I reload my guns and ammo and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died. Then I heal and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died. Then i reload my gun and ammo and a scav walks up, I shot him and he died

It happens like 4-5 more times and I die

[vivid dawn]

Its funny in tarki that a visor impairs your vision in tarkov but if you got that helmet with the oni terminator mask it just doesnt impar you in any way

[vivid dawn]

Fix your spawns

Increase the distance they spawn from you+ tge timer

[winged mica]

Also I downloaded a mod that let you have more relaxing experience

But everyone takes 1-2 mags to kill

Literally Call of Duty experience

[vivid dawn]

Use better ammo or aim better

[winged mica]

No

Everyone has 5000 health

And headshot only deals 500 damage

Takes like 10 constant headshots to kill

[ancient marsh]

Why install this?

[vivid dawn]

Install broken

Or some hardcore mod bs lol

[winged mica]

I thought itd be funny

It makes all full auto and low damage guns kinda worthless

[vivid dawn]

🤢

[winged mica]

And pistols are useless

But its funny

[vivid dawn]

Its so funny

Nobody understands that thought process

[winged mica]

Neither did i

I just thought lets make Tarkov into COD lets see how easy it goes

[ancient marsh]

…you’re the one that installed it?

[winged mica]

And somehow I still have skill issue

[lyric cairn]

Landmark mag count is now logical under this circumstance

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1263244897998344264/airwingreacting.gif

[ancient marsh]

logical

[brazen valley]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

[spring fable]

whoopsie

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[lament kayak]

https://www.google.de/maps/place/Tarkov/@53.1385511,29.1985347,19.24z/data=!4m16!1m7!3m6!1s0x46d7316dffd79efb:0xfbbfe0f762428cd3!2sTarkov!8m2!3d53.1386067!4d29.1987758!16s%2Fg%2F11sh5r_1tz!3m7!1s0x46d7316dffd79efb:0xfbbfe0f762428cd3!8m2!3d53.1386067!4d29.1987758!9m1!1b1!16s%2Fg%2F11sh5r_1tz?entry=ttu

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

https://x.com/tarkov/status/1825563477869474131

Escape from Tarkov (@tarkov) on X

Tomorrow, August 20, at 7 AM BST / 2 AM EDT we are planning to install patch 0.15.0.0 for #EscapefromTarkov. The installation will take approximately 8 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period.

There will be a wipe with the

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 4:00 PM

[ancient marsh]

No one cares

Idk why I said that actually I’m sorry

I’ve been mean today

It’s the sugar

[stark torrent]

[lyric cairn]

Well shit, boys. It's finally here

[dapper grotto]

cant wait for the pmc karma section in the notes

[lyric cairn]

Are there any major features in this patch besides reworked Factory?

[next temple]

I wanted to make a comment saying that I kinda like the idea of pmc karma but I realised that people would eat me alive

[lyric cairn]

GET HIM, BOYS!!!! THIS GUY IS HAVING ORIGINAL THOUGHT!!

[frozen olive]

Which part, the part where you try to keep it but rats shoot you

the part where it punishes you for having pvp

or

[next temple]

Pretty sure games OG idea intended a lot of cooperation, but seeing how the whole rat vs chad shit is going on makes me realise that people dont want that

The idea is interesting but it will only cause issues

[lyric cairn]

I think it has more to do with original idea vs practical outcome. They put in major, major incentives for PVP, such as PMC kill quests so, I'm pretty sure they realized the PVP was more fun and they abandoned the original idea

[slow python]

i mean isn't the original idea that the game would be a lot less combat oriented but moreso a survival esque game

The whole permadeath shtick

[next temple]

Ye

Something like that

Basically dayZ but better gunplay

And more shit to do

Without zombies

[slow python]

There are zombies they just have guns

and they are named scavs

[next temple]

Except they will clap your cheeks

But tbh I can see how PMC karma could be integrated

It wont punish you for not using it but it will reward you decently

More reliable and cheap repair, better and quicker insurance etc.

[slow python]

what I hate about it though is identification is gonna be annoying as hell

Spot someone 100m away, no magnification? gl

[native crypt]

usecs wear kolpak bear wears diaper helmet

[next temple]

General color and armbands can help

[slow python]

are they making faction based gear?

[native crypt]

prob not

[slow python]

Ah, I thought that's what you meant

[native crypt]

there are usec and bear armbands that could work

[winged mica]

Hear me out

Tarkov hardcore mode

Basically just normal tarkov but if you die your character is deleted

That along w your level and gears

[wintry ridge]

i dont think they're doing that

iirc boss just punishes extract campers and people who shoot it

[winged mica]

Tbh since the game is tied around indiscriminately murderin

Thatd be a hella weird idea

[frosty basalt]

Unless ur a scav 🤪

Scav karma is retarded

Since when do hobos have fucking peace treaties

I live in the greater LA metropolitan area

These mfs would kill each other for a sugar cube

[wintry ridge]

they dont though

you can still kill scavs

other scavs just look down at you for it

for one raid maybe

[frosty basalt]

For one raid

Are you daft or rage baiting

[dapper grotto]

bro naked KS23 exit campers on factory atm

[stark torrent]

honestly i cant wait for wipe i am burnt out

also APPARENTLY you can earn Arena XP for your PMC tommorow while wipe is updating

[dapper grotto]

honestly

kinda worthless

levels aint gonna help with doing quests

[stark torrent]

they help towards the flea

first step into getting dubai

[dapper grotto]

and getting flea that early is just lighting rubles on fire for nothing

[stark torrent]

false

i can sell Toolsets for 300k a piece

getting flea early is becoming rich

[dapper grotto]

fair point i guess

[stark torrent]

tommorow arena will be the most played ever for 6 hours

then it will die compeltely i guess

[dapper grotto]

[earnest timber]

NEW WIPE, NEW TARKOV WIPE VIDEO! Premiering in Thursday! This one took months to make so i really hope you'll check it out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-35ztRCHrk

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

no advertising in the server

im joking , because it's you i will allow it

[earnest timber]

Im sorry 😭

[frosty basalt]

I want him to advertise

He makes better content than Lvndmark

30 seconds talking about topic
9 minutes and 31 seconds of dorms pvp

Every video

[stark torrent]

End of Wipe stats

[frosty basalt]

AXMC

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto wipe will take 8 hours or more

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

i still dont understand why they just not wipe it at morning

looking how it always takes like 5 extra hours

[frozen olive]

Russian time maybe?

[compact knoll]

its uhhh

6pm

in ruski time

[stark torrent]

wdym they start at 9am our time

[compact knoll]

i meant like 2am

[dapper grotto]

7. BST

[stark torrent]

it just takes a huge amount of time to update because their game is made of shit

[stark torrent]

well 2am for europeans will be morning for NA so

doesnt matter

8 hours is a fuck ton of time

[winged mica]

When wipe

So I can play PvE

[wintry ridge]

when is bsg gonna add the m203 heatshield

[dapper grotto]

https://x.com/tarkov/status/1825638912741560638?s=46&t=BNmWQQ2uKDpmgOjWKsE9Jw

Escape from Tarkov (@tarkov) on X

Due to the synchronisation of Escape from Tarkov and Escape from Tarkov: Arena game profiles and to ensure the most comfortable gaming experience, the installation of Escape from Tarkov: Arena will be extended to allow simultaneous release of updates in both games. Thank you for

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 9:00 PM

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-gif-21913456

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

M4a1 half handguard is cooler

[wintry ridge]

[winged mica]

Most comfortable gaming experience

Suddenly I have an uncomfortable feeling about that

[daring torrent]

wipe day

https://tenor.com/view/fullmetal-jacket-stanley-kubrick-zoom-soldier-derpy-gif-5146544

ground zero day one is the worst thing ever

[frosty basalt]

i just played tarkov

holy crap this game is ASS

movement feels like ass graphics are ass performance is ass

coming off of abi has made me disappointed

[winged mica]

Ground zero any day

Is the worst thing

[daring torrent]

the wine bottle being the same texture and in a random spot each time is arghghg

[spring fable]

that quest is a excellent example in bad quest design

because if they just had given that bottle a distinguishing feature, it wouldnt be nearly as bad
not too hard to justify if your gonna have to search one specific bottle in a shop full of wine bottles

[winged mica]

Grabbed the bottle after looking through 1000 of them

Gets killed and has to go back

To again find where the new bottle is

[daring torrent]

just make quests somewhat random

i think the worst one is getting that pocket watch because the key is fucking single use

delivery from the past you can at least cheese easily

[lyric cairn]

Intentionally bad quest design. I guarantee you some dev made a texture and committed it to the game and some designer/nikita went "Uhhhh game is for hardcore player only uhhhhh texture stand out too strong uhhhhh change back to blend in rest on environment uhhhh hardcore game for hardcore player"

[frosty basalt]

Pocket watch is good quest design but the key is in a bad spot because it’s a noob quest key in the hottest spot of the map 24/7 thru out wipe

put the key in like, power building or smth lol

[winged mica]

Wait till the end

Pops in loot the key

And theres 1/100 chance the key is still there

I remember buying the key for 13k (flea always rips you off) just to progress the quest

[frosty basalt]

You made it to 15

Without doing pocket watch

I’m jk

[winged mica]

15?

Back then its just 10

[frosty basalt]

I’m not making fun of you

[winged mica]

I never played Tarkov MP after that update

I think it was 0.11

[frosty basalt]

Based as fuck

[winged mica]

Well anyway I bought the key and then finish the quest

Just so the first scav I killed in the raid after that drop the Machinery key

[frosty basalt]

I played two tarkov matches today one on streets and one on reserve, said “this game is dogshit I actually hate how bad it feels to play but I love the idea so much”

[winged mica]

Boy how fumed i was

[frosty basalt]

Then I played hunt showdown

An actually good game :)

[winged mica]

I havent touched Hunt

[frosty basalt]

It’s great

[winged mica]

I thought itd be casual

[frosty basalt]

It is in my opinion

[winged mica]

Nah its the similar sweat pool

Atleast here you dont get 1 shot unless its a Caldwell 1858 uppercut

[frosty basalt]

Well they just revamped the entire game

[winged mica]

Or Romero does a little trolling

[frosty basalt]

All headshots from any distance and caliber are lethal

Added bullet drop too

[winged mica]

Tbh I just realized im bad at these hardcore mp game

Despite I want to have fun

[frosty basalt]

Me too brother me too

[winged mica]

So I just stick to SPT

[frosty basalt]

I wanna play tarkov as well but the FPS, the clunky movement, the graphics, it’s all so awful

It turns me away

[winged mica]

I have PvE Tarkov for some reasons despite no Unheard

[frosty basalt]

EoD?

[winged mica]

Ig its from EoD I got when I still had fun

It was a 40 USD upgrade

So why not

[frosty basalt]

PVE is weird rn, infinite AI spawns around you

Suppressors don’t seem to work in regards to AI either

[winged mica]

Same w SPT tbh

[frosty basalt]

They just know

[winged mica]

I gotta download mod

[frosty basalt]

I adjusted donuts to make it so AI don’t infinitely spawn around me

[winged mica]

In SPT AI doesnt give a shit about sound

They roam anywhere and they wont roam to gun shot location

Actually with SAIN they run away from sound sometimes

And some of them who are armored actually run toward gun sound

They are smart af

[vivid dawn]

It does with the right mods

[winged mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jlyhs7yOLY @vivid dawn

2:01-2:04 "Make sure they Remember Me" "Yeh Im tripping off the floor"

@hushed elk

[hushed elk]

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

2:16-2:20 "yeh Im tripping off the floor" x3

[compact knoll]

Wipe when

[stark torrent]

in 19 minutes to be precise

[compact knoll]

Less go

[stark torrent]

im curious of patch notes

[wintry ridge]

it goes back up in like 8 hours right

[stark torrent]

Yeah , minimum 8 hrs

then the servers will prob shit themselves

[wintry ridge]

give it 24

8 for update

12 for servers

[stark torrent]

i guess i wanna see the patch notes

[wintry ridge]

4 for matching to fix

[vivid dawn]

If theres a performanxe improve i will eat a Banana

[wintry ridge]

thank god they learned

not doing drops on wipe day

[stark torrent]

real , took them a lot but here we are

they also announced the wipe date 1 week before

which is .....something they never do lol

people actually could get time off

crazy

[wintry ridge]

they learn, sometimes atleast

does bsg even have a community rep

[stark torrent]

let's not get ahead of ourselves now

[wintry ridge]

"hey half our playerbase has been asking us to add this feature, i think we should add it"

[winged mica]

damn

I can't play Tarkov for like a month then

gotta wait for SPT to update

😭

gotta have to PvE

[vivid dawn]

Wha?

[stark torrent]

or you can play normal tarkov and not be a bitch

[wintry ridge]

@winged mica also that

[vivid dawn]

Or you just play current version

[winged mica]

said like a dude who wants some free loot and kill

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

stop being a pussy, if you die you just do a scav run and get another kit

[safe summit]

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[winged mica]

nah

I refused

[stark torrent]

i would say most start playing SPT after 2 months ish of wipe

[wintry ridge]

ive seen you play in fika cuppy, you need ACTUAL tarkov experience to learn

[stark torrent]

also reminder this wipe will be like 4 months

until Christmas

so short

[winged mica]

fuck actual Tarkov experience

[wintry ridge]

you absorbed no knowledge its crazy

[winged mica]

Im not looking for my ballsacks to be cut

[vivid dawn]

Your playing tarkov,not Warthunder,dont be such a whiny bitch

[winged mica]

jesus fuck

[wintry ridge]

tarkov is not that bad lmfao

[vivid dawn]

We know you suck,take some advice

Unsuck the cup

[winged mica]

nah dont think I will

[wintry ridge]

if you can fight bots in spt, you can fight real players early wipe

[winged mica]

look I never want to PvP Tarkov either way

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/oof-for-pac-man-pixel-yellow-gif-15115366

[winged mica]

I want a game I can do at my own pace and just relax after a god damn day from work and school not a chore

hol on

[vivid dawn]

ABI

[winged mica]

fuck Chinese company

[vivid dawn]

Then i hope you wont touch Delta Force