#💣tarkov-released

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winged mica
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doesn't look too bad

wintry ridge
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yeah

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but its like the only low tier body armor that matches the drip

hallow stream
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I love 7mm buckshot

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I just blew tagillas legs out 20 times in a row and he collapsed from die

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SUCK MY BALLS THE SAIGA IS SUPERIOR

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stole his ak too

ancient marsh
hallow stream
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life

soft coral
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@stark torrent ban @compact knoll please

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thanks

hallow stream
compact knoll
soft coral
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Yes

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ofc

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❤️

winged mica
hallow stream
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dude

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SAIN AI is fucking insane with this new update

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like if there is 1 of them and 2 ppl are pushing them they will do a death march/counter push

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and just run into you and react very fast

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they aim head too like my friend and me just got head eyesed in the span of 0.5 seconds by a single AI

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and hes not even chad AI just a single USEC

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this shits fucking AWESOME

earnest timber
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Who has that one clip of the BTR flying away in Woods?

vivid charm
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idk if i should play spt or keep grinding pve clueless

winged mica
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I just love this one

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@brittle sinew

hallow stream
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Vector is broken as shit

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I picked bear but i found love in the nato weaponry

severe spindle
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I'll still pick Tarkov over Shitfield, ngl

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Because when I launched Tarkov for the very first time I knew I was going to suffer, but when I launcher Shitfield for the very first time I didn't know I was going to get bored to death

pseudo storm
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Suffering is entertaining (gaming wise)

pseudo storm
wintry ridge
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gotta eat the silica packet too

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(you can do this just dont choke on it)

stark torrent
pseudo storm
wintry ridge
ancient marsh
soft coral
pseudo storm
soft coral
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I miss the ring noise

stark torrent
wintry ridge
soft coral
upper crescent
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I miss the audio bug the ADAR had when you shot it. There was a slight click after firing it

hallow stream
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Dark and darker is fun as fuck

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Like holy shit

terse pecan
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tarkovs players after playing a good game (its their first time)

soft coral
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(and their last)

earnest timber
pseudo storm
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So i've heard

gray compass
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no way you can open it without using nails

earnest timber
brittle sinew
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No 😈

vivid dawn
ancient marsh
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bear supremacy

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(i am usec rn)

stark torrent
ancient marsh
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bears can

stark torrent
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i know they say p word

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and sluha ?? - woman with cock / gay slur idk

ancient marsh
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basically prostitute but meaner

stark torrent
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ah

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cum dumpster

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got it

ancient marsh
hushed elk
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thats
one way to phrase it

vivid dawn
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LOOK MA WERE GOONING

stark torrent
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Died off spawn because Reserve

hushed elk
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dies on first fight due to goon rig

vivid dawn
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not even safe in SPT

frozen olive
earnest timber
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Edgelord = 🤓 Edging Lord = GigaKek

frozen olive
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Guys

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I posted Iedy in offtopic

vivid dawn
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il cast small penis on you @stark torrent

next temple
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Which is funny cause back in russian empire days

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Prostitution was legal and government mandated

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there was a codex made just for sex workers

vivid dawn
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LITERALY

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IL CAST SMALLER PP

ancient marsh
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clearly bsg fixed that

stark torrent
frozen olive
stark torrent
ancient marsh
frozen olive
ancient marsh
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it's like if someone gave into that intrusive thought of touching a baby's soft spot on the skull

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but they gave you the people's elbow that The Rock did

frozen olive
frozen olive
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Anyways, the joke about riding bsg's dick

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Your head

vivid dawn
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that was a wild ride

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considering the first 2 nearly killed me

frozen olive
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ooh on

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You killed anime

vivid dawn
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you are right i did

frozen olive
vivid dawn
ancient marsh
vivid dawn
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Since the

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that im on this server

ancient marsh
frozen olive
vivid dawn
ancient marsh
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i don't even know who that is

vivid dawn
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That mod.

ancient marsh
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this is crazy

rich venture
winged mica
# ancient marsh

Cant tell whats the difference between that and the Replica Helmet

vivid dawn
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who would have thought that this can ruin PvE

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BSG definetly didnt kekpoint

dapper grotto
hushed elk
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w8 you can buy items from ppl in pve for pvp ?

vivid dawn
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no

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Y>ou can buy item in PvE from People in PvE

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but hackers still ruin it

dapper grotto
hushed elk
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imagine getting owned by raiders so hard you need to pay some hacker for shit

vivid charm
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tis but a flesh wound

ancient marsh
frozen olive
winged mica
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Tbh

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Therapist might be the best medic in the world

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Your character was splattered on the wall and half head missing?

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As long as 12k Rub you are good

earnest timber
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Tarkov is a purgatory

winged mica
soft coral
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damn

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this game is still shit

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I'll check back later

earnest timber
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Just make a bot named Ivan that says the same thing at 24hr interval

real solstice
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p!ivan when?

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if someone could rotoscope the bulgarian flag onto this guy

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I made this back when Veritas still had hope for this game but

frosty basalt
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this rtx 4080 super let me super sample 2x and lose only 3 average fps

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but man streets is still killing me

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i will never be able to play streets

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unless i get a whole new mobo and a r7 7800x3d or equivalent

vivid charm
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60s of BS, running a 5 man with some dudes, the one dude solo is gonna feel hell

severe spindle
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I can see all 8 pixels on your character model

severe spindle
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I also like how the game version is conveniently hidden

severe spindle
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If you don't see the implication then it's not my problem

wintry ridge
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spt

severe spindle
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I was thinking more of a PvE, because SPT doesn't do the whole "Matching" thing

winged mica
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Thats def normal Tarkov or PvE Tarkov

severe spindle
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If you don't care then it's not my problem

soft coral
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Pyson just yapping

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Bro is learning from me

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also why is bro running a 5man on factory

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what are you gonna be shooting

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the air?

next temple
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Cus funni

soft coral
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it really isn't

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shit is boring asfk

frozen olive
soft coral
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damn

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almost as if you can do that solo

ancient marsh
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game down

soft coral
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Good

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Hope their servers melt

ancient marsh
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HAH SCAMMED AGAIN RETARDS

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only GrokChadGAMMA GIGACHAD standard edition players like me got scammed just once

wintry ridge
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unheard mfs should only get clothing and melee

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and maybe the guns or whatever

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that shit doesnt matter, they'll die to 9x19 all the same

ancient marsh
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✌️ peepostarechamp

wintry ridge
ancient marsh
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where

wintry ridge
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gonna get ur lips next

brittle sinew
pseudo storm
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Cry of Fear 2 looks good

earnest timber
ancient marsh
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doomed if you do, doomed if you don't

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dogshit idea

stark torrent
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Unheard KEK

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Wait until they put it on sale

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Get fucked even more

wintry ridge
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10$ for unheard

earnest timber
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Last sale they did not even discount the Unheard edition

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Sales are just reduced tax season

hallow stream
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Like you can out a doc case a surv12 and a grizzly in there

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Which is fucking brokennnn

stark torrent
earnest timber
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Obviously should have been cheaper in the first place but what do i know about pro-customer service

rich venture
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No way armour is actually getting changed

earnest timber
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Too realistic for the crowd

wintry ridge
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i think it def devalued face shields to borderline worthless when you could catch 1 hp round to the neck and die

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or 1 to the armpit even while facing someone from the front

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and it still didn't make shotguns any better

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they still take 5 rounds to kill

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even if you hit 90% of the pellets

hallow stream
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Ive been finding shotguns useless

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Unless its saiga with powermag made to spray and hipfire

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Thats the only one i use

autumn estuary
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People expect shotguns loaded with non-AP-20 to function?

wintry ridge
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tarkov ones feel like they still do that but like, 1/4th the damage

autumn estuary
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Flechettes were good for a while, but yeah, tarkov buck sucks vs any kind of protection.

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but to be fair, it does shred armour fairly quick, it's just... fairly quick isn't gonna cut it vs instant or near instant.

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Not when shotguns are worse in every way

dapper grotto
earnest timber
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Literal cultist priest jacket

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How does it even look like with helmets on

stark torrent
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I wanted to say the cultist jacket looks kinda lame but i didnt want the Unheard purists to call me hater

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We cant add shturman jacket

Also them : they add cultist hood for 250$ edition

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Imagine if they added Shturman jacket for 30$ instead

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Stonks

stark torrent
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Bro im wheezing

ancient marsh
earnest timber
ancient marsh
stark torrent
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Look how shit it looks damnn

stark torrent
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Took them 8 years

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To add this

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I remember this was requested even before i started playing

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God bless

earnest timber
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God bless competition and the free market

stark torrent
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Bruh the cultost jacket ruins immersion too, instead of an actual soldier in urban / whatever uniforms

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We fight fucking wizards now

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Avada kadavra - shoots you with .338 lapooa

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So let me guess , with helmets the hood goes down i guess

ancient marsh
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is this spt?

ancient marsh
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you can wear a fucking chief keef puffy jacket

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on usec

earnest timber
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There really isn't a dressing code for PMCs anyway

stark torrent
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Ita from tarkov discord

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I think its ingame

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Imagine if they added Alex Mercers outfit from Prototype instead

uncut coral
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give me shturman jacket and i play again

ancient marsh
uncut coral
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mage build

stark torrent
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I cast Lapua Bolt

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Enemy casts Desync, Enemy is unnafected by Lapua Bolt

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Enemy casts 200m buckshot, It's very effective

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Im waiting for AirFuelMariner to test the armor changes @ancient marsh

stark torrent
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Gigabeef will prob be slower than Sergeant Marine

ancient marsh
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AirWingChugs: jet fuel

uncut coral
stark torrent
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HOORAH

ancient marsh
frozen olive
rich venture
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Forgor the protagonist lmao

dapper grotto
rich venture
soft coral
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Tarkov burer cosplay

severe spindle
soft coral
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@stark torrent does he know iedy?

severe spindle
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Of course I know who iedy is, come on clueless

rich venture
winged mica
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Indeed

hallow stream
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he has a skull ring

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holy shit

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dun dun dun dun dun dun

rich venture
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Whoever added the throat hitbox should be put to sleep

compact knoll
vivid dawn
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"You want realism? GET DOWN and give me 50 press ups"

earnest timber
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crybaby streamer

frozen olive
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what't sht issue

native crypt
vivid dawn
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theres no issue

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Armor change good

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Some guy in chat was just saying the change isnt realistic and he told him make press ups if he wants realism

hushed elk
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as if tarkov was realistic to begin with

vivid dawn
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People think that

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Its so stupid

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The only realistic thing about Tarkov is dirty Scavs and Gun Models

stark torrent
hushed elk
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this is pretty much also why shit like bodycam are gaining any form of traction

vivid dawn
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Cause they think its realistic kekl

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Bodycam isnt bad,it just has no content

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People fall for that stuff cause its something new

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"New"

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Shooter with different camera view

hushed elk
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looks like dogshit

rich venture
hushed elk
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an even more obfuscated tarkov

severe spindle
# hushed elk as if tarkov was realistic to begin with

I'd say that Tarkov is pretty immersive (not realistic), but as iedy John Tarkov said, immersion and realism aren't the same, and it was a topic of discussions even in this very server in regard to a different thing (cough gamma cough)

vivid dawn
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I do not find the wishpimple game immersive

severe spindle
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The what game

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Speak human

vivid dawn
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The game with that dude that has the same haircut as me hunting for artifacts

severe spindle
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And why is that

hushed elk
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s-sdalger ?

vivid dawn
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Cause i dont think its immersive

severe spindle
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Well I think it is

vivid dawn
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Its fiction

severe spindle
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Fiction can be immersive

vivid dawn
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I dont find fiction immersive

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I find ready or not immersive

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Especialy when using excessive force

severe spindle
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So you're one of those people who think realism = immersion

vivid dawn
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Nah

severe spindle
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Yet you think that fiction (opposite of realism) is not immersive

vivid dawn
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Yep

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I cant immerse myself in fiction

severe spindle
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So you think that if something were to be immersive, it has to be realistic

vivid dawn
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Nope

severe spindle
frozen olive
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UnrealisticFettie

vivid dawn
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It just has to have a non fictional setting

frozen olive
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💥

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Is Arma 3 Immersive

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or Squad

vivid dawn
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Nah

severe spindle
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Never played Squad but I would say that ArmA, if played correctly, is fairly immersive

vivid dawn
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Rather arma reforger due cold war setting

severe spindle
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ArmA is also a warcrime simulator KEK

vivid dawn
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True

severe spindle
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That's my favourite part

vivid dawn
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Humanitarian aid DLC but all you do is running into minefields

severe spindle
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I'm supposed to dispose of the minefields, ok?

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They never told me how

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Anyway

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Tarkov is immersive for me, because it does make me feel like I'm a fucking idiot left in a shithole
Sdalger is immersive for me, because it does make me feel like I'm a poor fucking idiot left in a shithole

hushed elk
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truly a polish experience

upper crescent
severe spindle
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A game like Left 4 Dead is not immersive for me, because it's an arcade shooter where the character I play as is hit by a lot of different shit way too many times to survive, but a game like Project Zomboid is immersive for me, even tho it's not a first person game, because it does make me believe that I'm a survivor in a shithole and one mistake will make me say goodbye to my life

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Ready Or Not is immersive, it makes me believe that I'm a swat officer or whatever on a mission
Rainbow Six Siege is not

hallow stream
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playing with no secure container

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is awesome

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ngl

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i love this

severe spindle
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Remember to put all your money in your pockets

hallow stream
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so like its a pouch but its really not cause they can steal the arm band apparently since ive lost it before

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its a gamble

frosty basalt
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Has anyone noticed bird eye having footsteps

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I was in an offline raid and goons spawned at chalet

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I was on the first floor and I hear him sprint in I do a right hand peak and shoot him

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Bug?

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Or maybe just cuz it was on wood?

hallow stream
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Spt

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Or what

frosty basalt
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No

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Live just offline

hallow stream
frosty basalt
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Yea

wintry ridge
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@stark torrent

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cultist jacket leak

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it feels like they oversized it for helmets

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but the hood goes down when you wear any headgear

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so idk

winged mica
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Or up when rain

severe spindle
wintry ridge
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its so ugly

real solstice
wintry ridge
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doesnt need a strat for that

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camping bastard

frosty basalt
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There’s a difference between camping one spot a whole raid

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And setting up your defense when going from POI to POI

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Just got auto mod’d lmao

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One is lame and one is normal and expected

wintry ridge
pseudo storm
real solstice
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shouting his own name

pseudo storm
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With a big ass sledgehammer

stark torrent
wintry ridge
winged mica
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@wintry ridge

wintry ridge
frozen olive
wintry ridge
hushed elk
hallow stream
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omg

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my favorite game

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staljker gamcha

soft coral
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there is the tx15 I think

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but these particular builds are not in gamma

hushed elk
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isnt it in UGP?

hushed elk
soft coral
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Never seen it

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therefore it don't exist

hushed elk
strong hinge
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your honor my client pleads nuh uh and moves to dismiss all evidence

soft coral
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You know alex

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Are you aware of the single most powerful phrase in the Bulgarian language @strong hinge ?

strong hinge
soft coral
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damn

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real

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Село София

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Квартал Перник

brittle sinew
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Sofia and Varna might as well be different lands

soft coral
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They are

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Laws of Physics don't apply there

brittle sinew
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So true

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In Varna, creatures known as "Gypsies" will approach you and try to sell you overpriced souvenirs

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Scary place

vivid dawn
dapper grotto
# vivid dawn

my man windows snipping tool exists what are these crops kekl

stark torrent
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ponzo is based

winged mica
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The model is both from COD MW19

warm spruce
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I’m better like that

vivid dawn
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Your gun will get jammed

hallow stream
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LOL

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HE HAS THE DRIP

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HOLY SHI

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SHIT

ancient marsh
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Or you’re grounded

soft coral
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I wake up everyday fueled by the rage and hatred of this game

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They drive me to do my job and get paid from sales

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Bismillah fk this piece of shit game

hallow stream
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Anyone here got a 13th gen or 14th gen unlocked cpu

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Im curious about something

winged mica
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Man has the rage of 1000 men

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The fire wont burn out

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Just pure unfiltered rage

vivid charm
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i didnt realize just how much this name correlated to my kit

smile is literally just a watered down tagilla kit

winged mica
tender nest
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I may have a problem lmao

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bought the game back in 2021, didn't touch it until the day Unheard was released (by coincidence, was bored with all the stuff I was playing, realized I hadn't even played EFT yet), ended up getting unheard a few weeks later because I've been addicted

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I thought I had bought EOD when I started playing, turns out I didn't, so I had Left Behind (edition right above standard), and then upgraded to Unheard since EOD was no longer available

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been doing pretty well though, guess watching EFT content for years has given me a little bit of an edge compared to newer players that haven't

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hoping to hit the ground running once the game wipes in August, that will be my first full wipe, I started really late this wipe

vivid charm
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i got eod like 3 days before it went offsale, but idk the weapons case and all seems cool

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idk about spending another 50 dollars on a lie like this though

tender nest
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I just couldn't justify it back when I got the game, since I was in a worse finanicial situation then

tender nest
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that's how I look at it at least

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I enjoy EFT more than most games I play

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sure it has its issues, and there are times that I get annoyed, but those moments are far less frequent than when I play games like WT

compact knoll
compact knoll
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man if i saw you i would have said bullshit

tender nest
tender nest
tender nest
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I'm only at like 75 PMC kills rn

wintry ridge
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drops
run them for 4 hours only

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bsg is fucking poor

severe spindle
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So I almost caused my friend to return to his hideout early because a shot from my SVD overpenetrated a Scav's skull and flew right by my friend's head clueless

junior inlet
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ah tarkov, how you make me laugh

wooden chasm
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i mean funny robes

tender nest
wooden chasm
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hoping on

wintry ridge
wooden chasm
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you wouldnt understand

severe spindle
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But that thing is ugly af

wintry ridge
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hood up is rancid

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hood down is just a bulkier black jacket

severe spindle
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My random ass gear wearing PMC looks better than this shit

wintry ridge
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i was kinda hoping like

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it'd be the same head outline as maybe a helmet

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or less

vivid charm
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i love eod

i get a piss tag

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unlike all yall unheards and your pink and blue LIBERAL tag

compact knoll
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im kinda looking forward to next wipe

wintry ridge
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so you can wear that t4 ballistic mask and have ur whole head covered

wintry ridge
wooden chasm
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and i bought unheard

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lool

vivid charm
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do you know why?

wintry ridge
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@wooden chasm do you still have the 50$ voucher

compact knoll
wooden chasm
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yes

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why

compact knoll
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unironiccly

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squad suppression would work in tarkov

vivid charm
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i'd say im a d1 extract camper

but im actually a d2 extract camper jokerge

severe spindle
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I wouldn't be telling anyone about the fact I bought Uncringed if I did

wintry ridge
severe spindle
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I would be too ashamed of myself

compact knoll
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and i hate squad suppression

wooden chasm
wintry ridge
wooden chasm
compact knoll
severe spindle
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Fair enough

compact knoll
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its just fun like that

wintry ridge
wooden chasm
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let me check bbg

compact knoll
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dont you get like a 50$ coupon

wintry ridge
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ok buddy friend

compact knoll
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if you bought unheard after it got released

wintry ridge
wooden chasm
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my entire pc is shitting itself cause im updating tarkov

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while

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trying to

vivid charm
wooden chasm
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check anything

severe spindle
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(there's really nothing to be proud of in this screenshot)

wooden chasm
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LOL

wintry ridge
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iirc irl its like, actually really good

severe spindle
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I think I actually have a t4 helmet somewhere in one of my backpacks

wintry ridge
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better than a fast mt

compact knoll
wooden chasm
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I did that last wipe

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now i just camp man hole

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in the tower

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with a vpo

vivid charm
severe spindle
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I have a few, why am I wearing a t3

wooden chasm
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you stole it from general sam

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WAIT

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WITH MY 50 DOLLARS

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AND I CAN GIFT MY FRIEND TARKOV

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i will drag him into my pain

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his bitch ass aint escaping

wintry ridge
wintry ridge
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do it

wintry ridge
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it'd look kinda like a black ulach without it

wooden chasm
wintry ridge
vivid charm
wintry ridge
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masochist charon dragging down other mfs

wooden chasm
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LOL

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he will be the 4th victim of min

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e

vivid charm
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i still have that raid bag

wintry ridge
tender nest
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those stats are decent for your lvl and playtime

vivid charm
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i do bring redrebel and a paracord, just in case nobody ever does end up turning d2 on

vivid charm
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what happened to having fun and using fun kits

tender nest
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LMFAO just made some dude so mad, I was looting Tarbank on Streets, opened the bathroom door to make sure nobody was ratting in there, and saw a backpack on the ground, some dude hid is bag there, I grab all his stuff and dip, and as I'm running away I hear someone say "where'd the fuck did my stuff go?!" over VOIP

vivid charm
# vivid charm what happened to having fun and using fun kits

this is the exact same fucking kit, 3 dudes are using it, just because its good

like isnt the entire point of arena to have a stark contrast to online but without the worries and attachment to your gear? is it not to try new things and discover new ways of playing to further your performance in the main game or similar platforms? what happened to originality? what happened to challenging yourself?

wooden chasm
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why spend 200k for a kit that has the same survival chance

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Of a 50k one?

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Or 100k?

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The fighting isn’t worth it anymore because your enemy isn’t worth it

vivid charm
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i spent 0 roubles on centurion

and im having fun with it

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you gotta be dirt broke if you care about the cost of arena kits

wooden chasm
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I meant in like

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Normal tarkov

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not arena

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loool

vivid charm
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well my entire argument was about arena

live tarkov is an entirely different monster

wooden chasm
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oh

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Yeah true

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Nvm then

vivid charm
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live is cbt of a different caliber entirely

wooden chasm
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Live is

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Take 500k worth of gear and die to a mosin

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or

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kill a mosin guy running only a beanie and mosin

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that his entire thing is worth 50k

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And you shot 5 mags at him

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and now you’ve spend more money killing him then off his dead body

vivid charm
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indeed

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i like pve and sain on spt because of the kits

wooden chasm
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I’m to lazy to download spt and all the mods

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so I’m prob gonna just play pve

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Cause late wipe tarkov is ass

vivid charm
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ong

vivid charm
wintry ridge
vivid charm
wintry ridge
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since you can actually find a kit you like

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you dont get stuck locked in to using an mp5 because you popped off one game with it

vivid charm
wintry ridge
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not really

vivid charm
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in my experience it is at least

compact knoll
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i dont like the new progression system

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its too fast

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i played 15 matches and already got 995 m4

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they should have just cut required xp by 50%

vivid charm
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next wipe im planning to unlock ref so i can get the cool cases

frosty basalt
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i sure hope you dont expect them to

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everyone picking the same kit is super lame tho

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too bad that metas will always propagate

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they could reward playing bad kits with extra xp for each kill

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that would be cool

wintry ridge
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teamfight?

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casual is alot leaner on progression

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ranked progression is warthunder tier

vivid charm
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why does ref only speak russian

soft coral
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Why not

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it means like package or given from arena

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somethign of that sort

vivid charm
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ik but every other trader is translated into the language you chose

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this trader is literally so fucking lazy'

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the picture is ai generated, his description is ONE FUCKING SENTENCE, and they never even bothered to translate his one fucking line of dialogue in eft to the language you requested

soft coral
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its a mod?

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No?

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or is this live tarkov

vivid charm
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live

soft coral
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damn

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well skill issue

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you should know better by now dude

vivid charm
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its a trader implemented to transfer loot from arena to eft, made by battlestate

soft coral
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the type of garbage game you're playing

vivid charm
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they say

in the tarkov channel clueless

real solstice
wintry ridge
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dont worry

soft coral
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Yes cuz its shit

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and he is surprised

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that the trader is in russian

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bro clearly doesnt know the type of game he is playing

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u should know better

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plays a shit game
surprised when the game is shit

stark torrent
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clueless ivan it's only 8:50 AM

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get a coffee

soft coral
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i did

soft coral
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if only it will be delayed

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I will be visiting their mothers grave

stark torrent
vivid dawn
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I woke up to Ivan content.Peak morning.

soft coral
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25 MINUTE DELAY @stark torrent

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MAIKAVI DA EBAAA

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PULA MEAA

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MORTI MATII

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I wish them all the best

stark torrent
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Classic , our trains are simply the worst in the world

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make any 100km trip 6 hours

soft coral
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but still as cheap as a coffee from machine

stark torrent
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Last week the train to the seaside ( 180km ) broke down in the middle of a field for 2 hours

soft coral
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People visiting beach simply pulled out the umbrelas and chairs

stark torrent
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Chadge what can you do , God willed it - Chill Man living in East Europe

soft coral
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we still have train transport unlike america

real solstice
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I have a local train.
Its a 15 minute drive to the nearest station during rush hour omegakekw

soft coral
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Ah I see why there is delay

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anither train arrived on the tracks of my train

real solstice
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And your ass is waiting in the bare desert sun too

soft coral
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no?

real solstice
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In my state

soft coral
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we have soviet built sunroofs man

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pure steel

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indestructable

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@stark torrent tell him

real solstice
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The sun roofs are merely a suggestion here

soft coral
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lady throws her ticket in the bin
misses
continues walking

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Love this place

real solstice
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Don't worry we're on topic.
Trains not leaving on time is a reference to tarkov pve

soft coral
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real

vivid dawn
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i refuse to take the train cause you never know if you can get the next one and if you miss it you gotta wait at least an hour for the next one usualy which then is also delayed mostly by hours

stark torrent
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rly? that is crazy

soft coral
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Train is delayed

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because they had to wait for another

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gura matii

vivid dawn
real solstice
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My friend is studying abroad in Germany and had to stay the night in a train station because he missed the last one of the night

stark torrent
real solstice
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I've learned that I used to bitch too much
"I don't hear my neighbors through the walls because they're made of conk Crete"

vivid dawn
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Usualy its insulated bricks,but yeah also tons of concrete walls

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I find it funny that US people usualy try punching a hole in the wall to test that "myth"

real solstice
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Your average commie block might have been nicer than my dorm idk

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Walls were paper thin

vivid dawn
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Definetly are.

real solstice
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I could hear people yelling all the time

vivid dawn
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common walls are 24cm thick and thats just the brick or concrete

real solstice
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Never heard anyone fucking but I live in a cult state.

One of my roommates woke me up hours early on an exam day because he was playing fortnite

Here i go bitching again kek

vivid dawn
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Not so common are 12,5 but thats also just the bricks kekw

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Utah clueless

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or whatever its spelled

real solstice
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Grass is always greener on the other side

Maybe I should take better care of my grass

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kekw clocked

vivid dawn
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we got 2 US Missionary Mormons here rn again.God ... they are nice people but dumb as bricks.

real solstice
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I guess you would know as it is the secret dream of every European to die hiking in a desert area of the U.S.

soft coral
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train stops on different rail
5 minutes go by
2trains pulling each other go past
@stark torrent

real solstice
vivid dawn
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Yeah they think you can be "redeemed" but we all know their racist fucks.

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My GF is ex mormon

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ive read that book

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Leader was a pedo

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A fraudster

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con artist

real solstice
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He was just doing a little trolling

vivid dawn
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Its just like that tarkov cult

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Basicly just that

real solstice
#

Nikita is the proud leader of a cult where every member fucking hates him

vivid dawn
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They both have more in common

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imagine sitting at a nice family dinner

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praying

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nice topics

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and suddenly everything turns racist and about money

real solstice
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peepopray
Nikita please save us from these cheaters

vivid dawn
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dud held literaly a conference about why cheaters bring money clueless

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he made a presentation

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thats what i wanted to say

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didnt have the right words

soft coral
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and you guys believed him

real solstice
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My soul will be redeemed once I play DRG season 5

vivid dawn
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I never believed i was true believed via gift email

real solstice
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The virgin pmc vs the Chad dwarf

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Long live rocks and stones

junior inlet
real solstice
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I love playing modded difficulties so I'm excited to try the new haz 5+

soft coral
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cargo train comes on same rail
10 people get ready to get on
they realize ita cargo and start yelling

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@stark torrent

vivid dawn
real solstice
#

Eh people are cargo too

soft coral
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we have a saying here

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For every train you will be able to find passengers , except the cargo one

vivid dawn
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When a friend from Berlin came visit he came by train too and i was like "look there in the distance its his train its on point" in comes in an overloaded Cargo train with something for the Ukraine traveling at walking speed kekl

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45 Minute delay because of that Train

soft coral
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classic

vivid dawn
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Or when they got a switch in the Shift and the other Train driver has to come via Train.Its delayed obviously or not coming at all.

soft coral
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never had that

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weve had people come on the wrong train

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because multiple arrive on the same stop

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still waiting for train
minding my business
some guy with a beer belly passes near me with a can of beer

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@vivid dawn @stark torrent

vivid dawn
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could be me

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But im here in my comfy chair

soft coral
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could be

vivid dawn
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Family heirloom the beer belly

soft coral
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its only 9:30 dude

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and u see people around with beer cans and bottles

vivid dawn
#

If their football fans

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its europa thing bla bla again

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EM

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Europa Cup

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We won vs Scottland 5:1 yesterday

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the last 3 weeks my GF wanted to go to Uni her Train wasnt coming at all.Canceled. The time it mattered this week it actualy came otherwise i had to driver her 5 in the morning 1 hour to Uni and 1 hour back so i can get to work madge1

soft coral
#

damn

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too bad idc about football

vivid dawn
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me neither but my gf does so we had to watch it

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we have the turkish team in a hotel nearby

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They all got a Ps5 on their room omegakekw

soft coral
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Bros gf watches football

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shes the boyfriend in the house

vivid dawn
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Her tits are bigger than mine

soft coral
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dont matter

vivid dawn
soft coral
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Im about to rawdog this train journey

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nothing but headphones

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and phone in pocket

compact knoll
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Arent you like 30

vivid dawn
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and ?

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shes 25 this year

compact knoll
soft coral
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lol

vivid dawn
compact knoll
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Medical degree?

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Those take a while i think

vivid dawn
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training as a beautician

compact knoll
vivid dawn
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Why ?

compact knoll
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Idk this is just how it is

vivid dawn
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We are known to be unfunny

soft coral
#

yes

vivid dawn
soft coral
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its called cosmetics

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legit that

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make up , hair styles

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nails and all that

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some dumb woman shit

vivid dawn
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yep but you can make tons of money with it

soft coral
#

no shit

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its woman beuaty products

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they spend money on crayons with a fancy name

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"bold red angelica"

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meanwhile we men have perfume thats named
"war crimes in Vietnam"

stark torrent
vivid charm
vivid dawn
#

how to break tarkov in one step

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ok its 2 steps

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reset acc

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play one round of Arena

soft coral
#

lol

wintry ridge
#

i guess i will, not like im gonna play the rest of this wipe lol

compact knoll
wintry ridge
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no keep kappa as it is

compact knoll
#

But you get it between wiles

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Wipes

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Or shit

wintry ridge
#

add the ability to like, trade it for cool perks that keep each wipe

#

so like

compact knoll
#

Makes it 100x harder

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But

wintry ridge
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get kappa once, thats 1/10 cosmetics

compact knoll
#

The progress for kappa saves between wipes

wintry ridge
#

do that 10 times and you got all 10 perma cosmetics

wintry ridge
#

but then there'd be no short term reason to do that questline for fence

compact knoll
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But then again current kappa progress doesnt really work for it

wintry ridge
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and how would you make it 10x harder?

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need 10x each item? thats just grindier

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not really harder

compact knoll
wintry ridge
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dont do that

compact knoll
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Or 100 60+ lvl players

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On like all maps

wintry ridge
#

50 players a map

compact knoll
#

But make it save between maps

wintry ridge
#

no level gate

compact knoll
#

Wipes*

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And once you get it you always have it

wintry ridge
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memeg, never cook again

#

this shit is terrible

compact knoll
wintry ridge
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yes... you get... a gamma with 1 extra line for trading off 400 irl hours of ur life

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not even 400

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more prolly

compact knoll
#

I mean

wintry ridge
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kappa is already unobtainable for like

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80% of players

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making it harder than it is, doesnt help anyone

compact knoll
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If you can do it between wipes

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And if its easier to start the quest

wintry ridge
compact knoll
wintry ridge
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i have no doubt they'd bug it out and wipe progress still

compact knoll
#

What stops them

wintry ridge
compact knoll
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I guess their own incompetence huh

wintry ridge
#

instead of remaking kappa

nocturne turret
#

are the bosses still at reserve

compact knoll
#

No

nocturne turret
#

where they at

compact knoll
#

Nowhere

vivid dawn
#

at your moms house

soft coral
#

you know who else is at my moms house?

vivid dawn
#

Iedy ?

wintry ridge
soft coral
#

true actually

compact knoll
hallow stream
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Ok now pay up 300 usd plus tax for that feature

compact knoll
earnest timber
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predator suit from lightkeeper should also save

#

what is even the point slogging through his shit quests

compact knoll
wintry ridge
#

honestly

#

all clothes locked behind late game quests should

earnest timber
wintry ridge
#

they gotta add more late game grindy clothes too

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i want a predator shirt but like

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not ugly and stupid

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green cultist jacket or something with an actually good hood up model

vivid dawn
#

today is my mothers birthday

#

thats why Ivan travels via train

#

he will be forever stuck in Train purgatory

soft coral
#

What

soft coral
#

u cursing me?

vivid dawn
#

Nah just making german train jokes

#

Cause thats how it is as soon as you cross the border via train

soft coral
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Ill be visiting you tonight

vivid dawn
#

i hope not via train clueless

stark torrent
soft coral
#

Lets bet

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what will be the first thing I see once I get off?

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drunk guy
trash outside of a trash bin
people drilling or cutting with angle grinder
or a gypsy

vivid dawn
#

drunk guy

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definetly

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Or some cursing old granma

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older than time itself

soft coral
#

@vivid dawn @stark torrent

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chernobyl

soft coral
#

@stark torrent ALOOO 2 romanian suvs behind us legit behind our bumper rushing to overtake

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GURA MATII PULA MEA