💣tarkov-released

[wintry ridge]

same price or cheaper than wasting GP coins you could use on cases

[stark torrent]

im telling you now 85% of the items in there can be achieved by just playing the game and leveling up traders , so no point grinding arena when i can grind main game

[wintry ridge]

honestly @stark torrent

im just kinda done with this wipe

[stark torrent]

like i guess once in a while when you find 50gp or whatever you can get yourself smth since they have no value except ref trader now

but otherwise...meh

[stark torrent]

well kinda same, i only play when i feel it or when friends are on and we fuck around

i dont rly have any objective to do anymore

[wintry ridge]

seeing them say "we'll wipe in november" just kinda killed my will to hop back on

since like

[stark torrent]

august

[wintry ridge]

its not like theres gonna be another neat prewipe event soon

its just gonna be arena stuff

ill just play arena i think

its also like 20gb less space i think

and i still havent gotten another SSD so im kinda fiending for that drive space

[stark torrent]

i mean the boss event is still on on shoreline

that was i kinda fun

[ancient marsh]

I am expecting them to change how much gp you find

If they stack at 20

Would be reasonable to be able to find 2-4 per slot in a safe

Cause I don’t think I ever had more than 15 at the same time

[stark torrent]

yeah true

[hallow stream]

I carry like 7 meladonins and 7 mules just so i can do this

Im mentally insane

I started like pre jumping corners and shooting ppl

[wintry ridge]

[hallow stream]

I sprint jump 3 times and then i just fucking slide around the corner because of momentum

Its so awesome

[hallow stream]

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

XiaoSonOfTzu can do that without any stims

[hallow stream]

I will learn from the master then

I carry super light kits around now i almost never wear armor just so i can run like a jackass

[pseudo storm]

In case you guys were interested in the EFT Books lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tYqGkM4-tc

[wintry ridge]

dont the books like

have some bad translations

[pseudo storm]

Yeah

[brittle sinew]

They're alright, but the MC is a male mary sue

Guy wins every time somehow

[wintry ridge]

a gary sue

[earnest timber]

Plot armor and holes is on par with russian novels

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mzrzmL7U6E

[ancient marsh]

somehow? he has ABS bro

[hallow stream]

Fake

He bought cheats obv

Hes in the 60% that goat dude mentioned

Shouldve wiggled

[earnest timber]

An IT technician with plot armor

[uncut coral]

https://youtu.be/1DV-JuGhWQY?si=5epUk3TXXDfilgbT&t=234

pre-inertia movement

those closet cheaters nowadays wouldn't have even stood a chance against the labs mains of old

i keep reminiscing

[compact knoll]

i rmeember i used to run sa58

good times

800k bitcoin

1 tetrsi for bitcoin

1.5m gpu

HOLY

INFINITE KEYS

it looks so uncanny seeing them now

[earnest timber]

When keys were realistic

[uncut coral]

flipping items on flea to get a kit

just to die to some absolute BS server lag

[uncut coral]

bro the sa58 was insane at one point

[earnest timber]

Still is now

[uncut coral]

this wipe, yeah

from op, to unusable, to usable again.. the cycle continues

[earnest timber]

Tarkov fanbase don't know what they want

and the devs don't know how to properly develop a game

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874323642618613840/927581316285878362/Escape_From_Tarkov_2022.01.03_-_09.41.53.18.DVR_Trim_Trim_Trim.mp4?ex=6663cd2b&is=66627bab&hm=96b92a490fd28f3e3b162a5abe9b23bd8076e012d118a84e48154dc0099b5ae7&

[uncut coral]

real

[compact knoll]

this is not my clip

but

ahahahhaha

volume warning

[earnest timber]

The gutteral scream

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740816227273801798/924158376018079784/123132.mp4?ex=6663df8e&is=66628e0e&hm=e2f17621f70e67436a7d95fd0abdef1cae26dd7cc0bd002b958620b9781411b4&

[earnest timber]

You never underestimate scavs

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740816227273801798/920748813713543188/unknown.png?ex=6663fe67&is=6662ace7&hm=26f2450e3a52d212a60e1b9350c2e45f585ee58af3a5cbb8ce6d9d0758cf807d&

ok thats the old keys

it looks so uncanny now

[earnest timber]

Back when keys weren't made of carton papers

[compact knoll]

[uncut coral]

looks like something out of a cheat

[earnest timber]

it makes sense for high value rooms

but nothing else

[uncut coral]

this guy predicted it

except for the "guaranteed good loot" part

[hallow stream]

where was bro looking

[hallow stream]

not realistic by russian standards, your keyhole eats the key little by little in russia apparently

[earnest timber]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gun-gif-27116588

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740816227273801798/914989627406954587/NaLabe.mp4?ex=666422be&is=6662d13e&hm=f7e8f1473b3ce3af78faed662ddbf24fa6d4bf3afb7ee86adfdaf6f6881199dd&

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntvErapZ_qk&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

wo would have thought

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

bruh

[earnest timber]

THEY CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

[hallow stream]

I need a bigger injector case.

I must consume all these drugs in raid and DIE

[vivid dawn]

they can correctly set a price tag on an overpriced edition

il take that back

they dont show you,you gotta pay taxes

they also dont include taxes in their price

your right they cant do anything right

[hallow stream]

no no you are wrong

they can properly rip off free assets from the unity store and then sell it for 250 dollars

plus tax

[vivid dawn]

its not ripping off if its free.

But i get what you mean

[earnest timber]

It's been proven multiplie times that the Unheard knife is not a Unity Asset store model

they dont have the same topology

[vivid dawn]

Just the same looks.

[wintry ridge]

mmmm nah

[hallow stream]

Im drowninggggg

[soft coral]

did you close the door
no
dies
@compact knoll

[rich venture]

Crazy how so many ppl use that argument and don't manage to realise it was modeled after the same knife

[winged mica]

The knife is based on the same one

By the look of the eye if you do modeling like me you can already tell its not the same one

[hallow stream]

eat shrapnel kid!

[winged mica]

UMP45

Leg destroyer

Load it with hydrashock and aim for legs

[hallow stream]

I bought 400k rubles worth of rip ammo

and I shot knights legs out

then just let him crawl around scav base

[winged mica]

I remember folding Knight by accident by loading a chock full of Piranha shell into his leg

After 1 shot as I rounded the corner

Dude just crumbled

And I got my ass handed by Big Pipe after

[winged mica]

Tbh i just wanna see those 3 suffered

I absolutely despise them w all of my hatred

[hallow stream]

they just spawned on factory for me and my friend

very weird

SPT tweaking

[vivid dawn]

nice PMC drop lol

fuq you Reshala

F-1 Headshot

in Dorms

He jumpscared me

[winged mica]

Random scav guard toss a nade at the GZ MG building

And kill me

Like perfectly through the MG window

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9IhifwIMCcg?si=MvDw4dhohzzYh165

[frozen olive]

Chai-Kneese

[earnest timber]

They can't hide those expanded pockets 🙂

[winged mica]

I wonder of they added M3 Grease Gun into Tarkov that shoots at 400 RPM

How useful would it be

[compact knoll]

i want

a bar

browning automatic rifle

[winged mica]

We already have BAR at Hideout

[winged mica]

BAR at Hideout:

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/g2jRwp19csA?t=472

30 06 is closer to 7.62x54 rather than 7.62x51

[rich venture]

Real

[earnest timber]

So

Two germans walk into a BAR

https://tenor.com/view/browning-automatic-rifle-ww1-bar-guns-trench-gif-3042400597559241993

[brittle sinew]

We already have the ump lol

[winged mica]

Well

M3 Grease Gun can be bought for hold on

Lemme see

15 USD

From Peacekeeper

Certified junk gun

[brittle sinew]

Junk gun? We already have the ppsh

[earnest timber]

Eoka gun in hideout crafting table

[winged mica]

Nah man

45 ACP kills the soul

[compact knoll]

it woudl be good anyway

since

[winged mica]

7.62 barely injure it

[earnest timber]

https://tenor.com/view/eoka-hit-tyrnhoz-gif-16583197443308981112

[compact knoll]

they gotta seperate tge teams laters on

[winged mica]

Think about it

[brittle sinew]

How about.....

[winged mica]

Grease Gun only 15-50 USD

[brittle sinew]

Optimizing the game

[winged mica]

No problim

[hushed elk]

when the gun is made out of trash

its worth as much

[earnest timber]

Wake me up from my eternal hibernation when they actually do

[winged mica]

Optimization? Barely know 'er

[brittle sinew]

Same brother

Russia won't even be a country by the time the game is optimized

[earnest timber]

We'll have Black Ops 2 become a reality before the game even fully releases

[winged mica]

Mashalah

[compact knoll]

inshalah brother

[winged mica]

We need more gun to shoot 7.62x25mm

I am thinking about Thompson SMG

[brittle sinew]

If god wills it? It is going to happen

[winged mica]

That would be a nice 7.62x25mm gun

[brittle sinew]

It's basically confirmed alhamdulillah

[hushed elk]

[winged mica]

How about you Sparter

Did you get Head Eyes deluxe

[frosty basalt]

how is tarkov today

people still camping magazine spots

[rich venture]

most of my raids can be condensed down to 4 seconds

5 minutes of loading times for a 4 second raid

seems legit

[frosty basalt]

least hyperbolic statement

[winged mica]

Load and get shot?

My shortest raid was 12 seconds

Loaded in

Ran into landmine and died

Lost my freakin PACA uninsured

[frosty basalt]

my shortest raid was 0:00 tagilla spawnkilled me in gate zero 2 wipes ago

[pseudo storm]

Sounds fun

[stark torrent]

I had many short raids but the worst are the ones you spend time gearing up just to die in a stupid way, like a scav 1 taps you or shit

[frosty basalt]

true

or friendly fire

[stark torrent]

oooh bosses are on reserve now

[rich venture]

Why of course

[winged mica]

can't say I am surprised

[rich venture]

Yeah

Nikita really hates me
Man ricochets two 55a1 bullets off of a shattered mask

[winged mica]

man Spotify is sensing my Tarkov play time

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mill-mIrqI0&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

[wintry ridge]

1 impact

:^)

[stark torrent]

wont kill killa and gluk

[wintry ridge]

why

[stark torrent]

because it wont do enough damage

depends where it hits i guess , but bosses can tank impacts

[maiden hare]

No fucking way

The alyonka is real?

I thought i was hallucinating when I entered a russian restaurant

[next temple]

It is

[vivid dawn]

Yes and it tastes shit

Spoiler but kvass is also real.

Like nearly every food item in Tarkov

[maiden hare]

couldn't resist trying it and its honestly not that bad

its the almond one which idk if its the one in tark

much sweeter than hersheys

[vivid dawn]

Hersheys tastes like puke

Because its made with puke enzymes

The Alyonka i bought some Months ago was the standard one and a darker version.Both tasted bad.Might be cause of embargos and it was old ones.

I also tried Sprats despite hating fish..... trying rotten fish when already hating fish isnt smart.

[maiden hare]

man did not just diss sprats

i had to try them after the general sam video and to my suprise they go well with crackers

[vivid dawn]

I did

[maiden hare]

if you have liquor as well it helps with the oilyness of the fish

[vivid dawn]

I rather not again

[maiden hare]

fair

it is a pretty acquired taste

my country already has a lot of fermented foods so it wasnt a big jump for me

[vivid dawn]

Finnland by any chance?

Or are we entering Surströmming territory

[maiden hare]

other side of the world

korea

[vivid dawn]

Mhh i see

Also interesting food choices.

[winged mica]

No way

Water bottle and sugar are also real?

[upper crescent]

a lot of the food is real, I've gotten the same condensed milk, similar tushonka, even the baking soda is real

tushonka

baking soda

thought I had a condensed milk picture too, but can't find it

[rich venture]

I wish Ivan could shit on tarkov for me

He's my Stockholm syndrome outlet

[ancient marsh]

golden star balm is real

the vaseline is real

that specific brand of vaseline*

that condensed milk can is real

[rich venture]

Not my picture

[ancient marsh]

i haven't seen that kvass before tho

[rich venture]

Yeah I can't find it anywhere

Only thing that comes up is fermented rye bread

[ancient marsh]

no that's what kvass is

i meant that brand of kvass

[rich venture]

Yeah but I can't find the specific bottle

[frosty basalt]

golden star balm is actually 🔥

i bought a pack of 6 and lost every single one

but man were they great

[vivid charm]

only the essentials

[vivid dawn]

i can see you still got Slots open.

So you picked less than you need

[ancient marsh]

bro is running the fucking blackbeard loadout

[vivid charm]

i ran out of toolbar

i also got onetapped to the head by a pmc so now my friend is carrying one of them back

the other 7 shall return in insurance

[winged mica]

Cao Sao Vàng my beloved

Very great use when sore

And mostly the sore is a result from trying to open it

[ancient marsh]

there's a reason it gives contusion in eft

that smell flashbangs you

[earnest timber]

It really does

have one of those myself

[soft coral]

wtf you want

[rich venture]

i wish for you to shit on tarkov please

[soft coral]

🤨

haven't I already done enough for this channel?

and this is how you treat me?

I thought you were better than this

apparently not

[rich venture]

my apologies master ivan

[stark torrent]

nothing man get lost

[soft coral]

you want some too?

jebem ti pi-

I'm in a good mood today

[earnest timber]

Why don't you do that yourself?

Let Ivan enjoy his retirement in peace

[rich venture]

he's a hardened veteran

[soft coral]

Bro

were you around here when I used to play actively?

you think I"m shitting on the game rn

you haven't seen anything

at this point what I'm doing is shitting on the game for fun cuz I'm bored

iedy and bazinga remember the old me

I'm enjoying gamma I can't be bothered to shit on the game I've shit on it so much you could use it as a fertalizer

[winged mica]

Take shot every single time he said Shit on the game

You will be wasted in no time

[soft coral]

yes

❤️

love you all guys though

[rich venture]

you mean you'd be dead

[soft coral]

stay based and fuck this game

I'll still be here but dont expect me to be active

ping me when theres a new update though

[rich venture]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

okay kys

[rich venture]

there was an update like yesterday

or the day b4 idk

[soft coral]

what did it change?

[rich venture]

linked arena and tark

and that's about it

[soft coral]

okay?

and what did the linking do?

[rich venture]

levels r the same on both games xp carries over no matter which game it's on and you can now transfer roubles to eft or to arena

[soft coral]

wow

well thats fucking useless

considering nobody plays arena

and those that do are either retarded idiots who think it will improve( it wont they already milked it and it failed)
or some clueless player who bought it

cheers to bsg for making useless updates

I expected nothing less
only the highest from them

[rich venture]

thank you for bringing our levels of hope down once more

we award you with the highest ranking medal of honour

[soft coral]

ye ye stfu

and go waste your time with the game

off you go

❤️

[winged mica]

They are trying hard to have ppl playing Arena

[soft coral]

bro arena failed like 4 months ago

the moment it released

it failed

because it was like

20% ready

[vivid dawn]

playing to lvl 15 in Arena will be new Tarkov Meta

[frosty basalt]

ok noiceguy

[ancient marsh]

takes way less time or effort than doing it in vanilla no?

cause early game you need fucking keys

[vivid dawn]

yep

[winged mica]

I swear finding early quest keys are pain

[frozen olive]

6 hrs vs several days/quests for regu

[soft coral]

stolen from #🚽сральня🚽

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1i5UyemouZk?si=snpeoz1IPwcFoqd9

[junior inlet]

Ah fire support

The mod that keeps on giving

[stark torrent]

Cloak Engaged

[rich venture]

We love this game

I can't even peek a window anymore without getting insta tapped

[stark torrent]

Spawned on Reserve
That was my biggest mistake

[vivid dawn]

Whats the scope called

I always forget the name

[rich venture]

Exactly

[rich venture]

Tac30

[vivid dawn]

Thanks Iedy

[soft coral]

biggest mistake is launching the game

[stark torrent]

THE BURRIS

tac30

[rich venture]

i hope birdeye gets jumped

[hallow stream]

I fuck with this heavy

i wanted to use this

but I thought it was too mentally ill

im gonna run it on monday when im playing with a friend because now I saw it isnt mentally ill

[rich venture]

Lmao

[winged mica]

Motherfucking cloaker

[rich venture]

Bro got the invisibility cloak

[rich venture]

I have become immune to dying in escape from tarkov

Tilt shall be felt no more

Only took 700 hours give or take

[wintry ridge]

what you need to do is basically just like

tilt urself so hard that you can only help but laugh at how bullshit the game is

[winged mica]

Damn

I could never

[vivid charm]

i was cackling during the loading screen

[winged mica]

[maiden hare]

The guy looks like blaskowicz from the old wolfenstein games

When he was all pixelated and shit

[vivid charm]

THEY JUST RUNNING A TRAIN ON GLUHAR

shturman in the cuck chair just watchin

[stark torrent]

BSG AI

[winged mica]

3 bosses in the same room

[vivid charm]

yeah its an event going on, all the bosses spawn on reserve and in the schoolhouse, they dont attack scavs (besides the goons but you can kill them and nobody cares)

[vivid dawn]

Cause the Goons are Rogues.Except they dont attack AI Scavs cause BSG is to dumb to code that.

[winged mica]

Fucking Skier man

[wintry ridge]

push skier down an elevator shaft

[winged mica]

Wouldn't that mean he ending up in the lab

[vivid dawn]

Fucking Scav wanted me to get blind

[hallow stream]

Wth

That scav was out for eyes

Holy shit

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5XOPNVmeI&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

i killed a PMc with my own name

and some pepe

[soft coral]

wtf is happening with this game

Like actually

[vivid dawn]

like how do they come up with giving out Alpha armbands now lol

[vivid dawn]

Cosplaying

[soft coral]

it has to be a bug

[stark torrent]

What how

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

Lool

[wintry ridge]

spaghettie code

[rich venture]

Real

Odds the FPS optimisation that's coming makes FPS worse on all maps

?

[hallow stream]

90%

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238515139888681043/1249366741897969767/image.png?ex=66670af3&is=6665b973&hm=e5c5ec45f1c6e33239a7cce019dce29c36d5843145fcf333347cd2427d84239d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=309

[frozen olive]

[rich venture]

he's legit m8

[wintry ridge]

[hallow stream]

holy shit all these fucking AI PMC are running around with terminators and shit

Im making mad bank

praise chad PMCs

free donation to my wallet

go on ground zero with a terminator to underground garage, get all the good components, 500k profit in my backpack

[vivid dawn]

so you need 7 hours in Arena to reach lvl 15 if your just OK aka suck in it

[hallow stream]

what the fuck

[vivid dawn]

That will be new meta to start in EFT

[hallow stream]

so the new meta is gonna be play arena till lvl 15

then just do all the tasks

WHAT THE FUCK

[vivid dawn]

Reach lvl 15 in Arena and then go to EFT

[hallow stream]

gg

this games doomed

it fucking sucks

gg

@soft coral you are literally fucking prometheus

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

there hasn't been a bigger "I told you so" moment in the history of this server @stark torrent @hallow stream

[hallow stream]

i wasnt playing tarkov at the time so

lel

i didnt see shit

[earnest timber]

I mean any person with 2 braincells could see this coming

considering BSG's track record

[brittle sinew]

Dark and darker goes hard

Friendship ended with tarkov, now dnd is my friend

[frozen olive]

Oh

Tarkov F2P

Oof

[vivid dawn]

Arena ?

[frozen olive]

Dark and Dorker

[vivid dawn]

ah that piece of shit

[hushed elk]

so it dropped ?

[vivid dawn]

The idea is great but iirc they sold out

[hushed elk]

with a pricing model like eve online ?

[vivid dawn]

Like their sleeping on a rainbows end of gold

But no fucking body does it right

[hushed elk]

idk why anybody trusted the team that go fired from nexon of all places

[earnest timber]

Dark And Darker gameplay is literally minecraft combat in slow mo

[wintry ridge]

its like uhh

mordhau but in molasses

with no way to really parry or block stuff

and fighting melee against AI is literal CBT, worse than tarkov

[earnest timber]

Mordhau felt almost as sluggish as Dark And Darker

good point

[wintry ridge]

its not rewarding at all, you jab em 3 times with no idea how much you're doing and they fall into a pile of bones or whatever

mind you the jabs are so slow you could walk sidways when they click and you'd prolly avoid it

[earnest timber]

le realism

except you are playing as a geriatric old man

[rich venture]

minecraft combat is peak

[brittle sinew]

Barbarian moment

The AI is easy, idk what you're talking about

Then again, everything is easy when you have a shield and polearm

I like the slow gameplay, no ability to sprint is an L though

[soft coral]

New tarkov update looking lit

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov if it was good

[soft coral]

IF

[winged mica]

What game is this

Oh wait

Isnt that Virgo

Bohemia Interactive game

They used to have that F2P but after an update it becomes P2P

[frozen olive]

Dark and darker

[winged mica]

Damn

I thought you are talking about Vigor

Oh well

Carry on

[compact knoll]

this is getting out of hand

[winged mica]

always had been

[stark torrent]

fuck have you done

[earnest timber]

(scroll up)

[winged mica]

what is this

[hushed elk]

[earnest timber]

Nothing happened

what you mean

[granite coral]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 1895th in the leaderboard.

[wooden chasm]

hes kinda right

being a bush wookie

is being a cunt

def with sitting with a flir

[stark torrent]

i wasnt in a bush , i was on top of a tower and it was 5 minutes in

[wooden chasm]

that changes everything

[winged mica]

[compact knoll]

of course you have gambler on max level

[winged mica]

not my fault

he's the gambler

[real solstice]

Sidorovich isn't lookin too hot these days

[winged mica]

Wife mustve left him since he was in Ukraine

[wintry ridge]

alibaba prapor

[frosty basalt]

spt

at least its not pvp

so cheat as much as you want

[wintry ridge]

cheat in either

not like bsg cares

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-gif-25945486

[terse pecan]

gamble would be the best future added in tarkov

[vivid dawn]

2€ one crate

20€ gamble tax each crate

[frozen olive]

Forehead looking ass

[soft coral]

scav case bro

[terse pecan]

no but i'm talking

no waiting

straight up blackjack and shit

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

New end game

Getting to 50 mil ruble then seeing if you can double it or lose it all with gambler NPC

Id play

[frozen olive]

He has a gamble like that

it's like

25m ruble, 50/50 chance

you get 50m

or 50 tushonka

one sec

@hallow stream

[hallow stream]

Thats peak

I know what im getting on my mega hardcore playthrough now

Gambler npc

🔥

[winged mica]

Man gamble

And have to go raid to get more money to gamble

[hallow stream]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XjMaRc5m3_w&si=PDLyScllANG-AR5G

[hallow stream]

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamblecore-big-win-lottery-gazillion-gif-2412732489493381159

[stark torrent]

haha now i realised Ref is AI Generated trader

Look at his hoodie zipper , it's backwards

[winged mica]

Of course

Why do you think they charge you 250 dollars

[vivid dawn]

Awww wtf

[ancient marsh]

Bas Ruten

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

Always knew it was AI generated the eyebrow lines looked weird to me since day 1

[stark torrent]

i made it just now using AI

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

this one has to be AI

[stark torrent]

yes i said above

i made it just now with AI

[ancient marsh]

tbh ref doesnt look like ai

[stark torrent]

they obviously edited the pic after

but at core it's probably quick AI

[brittle sinew]

What is it with tark and bald men
Istg every dude in this game is a bald mf

Have russians not discovered finasteride yet?

[ancient marsh]

no

[brittle sinew]

Worth it :)

[ancient marsh]

retarded but with a full head of hair

no dick vine boom
no balls vine boom
and probably no butthole vine boom

[brittle sinew]

It depends

For some it lasts a long time, for others a couple of months

Some get it, some don't

It's a last resort, as far as I know

[hallow stream]

If the characters had hair the performance of the game would get way worse

[brittle sinew]

Hair physics

[hallow stream]

We would need a 4090 TI to run tarkov with hair

[brittle sinew]

Ragman's 3D model will crash the game

[hallow stream]

14900k

Minimal

30 fps customs

[brittle sinew]

Without a doubt

[hallow stream]

Take it or leave it

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[wintry ridge]

youve never done that?

flip that zipper upside down

[compact knoll]

post it on reddit

[stark torrent]

Ok so it seems they got rid of the shitty tier 3 areas around the armor lol

GOOD

[wintry ridge]

what if this was glukhar but he was called freakhar and started busting it down freaky style

[wintry ridge]

dying to more HP rounds :D

awesome

[stark torrent]

....no

its the opposite

[wintry ridge]

is left the new

or right

[stark torrent]

the armor plate now is now bigger area

yeah left is new

right is old

[wintry ridge]

ok why

thats not how you do before and afters

theres a reason its in that order

[stark torrent]

In russia

[wintry ridge]

bsg mistake #4315

[rich venture]

We love to see that

[rich venture]

[stark torrent]

this dude had a whole ammo box of m80 on him

[soft coral]

scav gameplay

chad

[earnest timber]

Scavs with low rep will no longer be able to choose maps in the future

[soft coral]

so?

how is that a problem

in all honesty good change

makes scav gameplay more fun

[earnest timber]

Never said its a bad change

[soft coral]

true

[earnest timber]

im all for it

[soft coral]

yes

sadly the game is still shit

[earnest timber]

Although its not very hard to level scav rep just tedious

[soft coral]

its ez if you have the quest where you have to get shot by a scav

[stark torrent]

get shoreline as scav > immediately kms

[compact knoll]

hey guys rate my tarkov build

[frosty basalt]

looks like shit dude

[compact knoll]

[vivid dawn]

Exactly what i wanted to say

[compact knoll]

you guys are bullys

[vivid dawn]

I know

Im cola light for a reason

[hallow stream]

1st time running labs

how bad is it

[hallow stream]

anyone knows if labs is broken on FIKA

[winged mica]

should be normal

[hallow stream]

it gets perma stuck on waiting for other player to load

its weird

[winged mica]

your game is modded?

[winged mica]

there's a log

lemme see how to look for it

but it usually tell you an error

and people in fika can help you

[hallow stream]

ofc

[winged mica]

%appdata% look for local low

it's gonna be in EscapeFromTarkov folder

the error log usually last line

[hallow stream]

ill check

[pseudo storm]

yuck

[hallow stream]

truth

yuck

[frosty basalt]

ew

[wintry ridge]

the teeth and lips look so off

[winged mica]

iedy

we had a talk like this before

you can't fix her

[winged mica]

ay

running Streets for the first time

god help mir

[queen mica]

there is no god in streets

[winged mica]

my god

street is

something

[frosty basalt]

Streets

[winged mica]

Yeh

The street FPS is absolutely horrid

[pseudo storm]

Can't wait for the additional expansion of streets when its half what everyones getting now

[real solstice]

Streets and Lighthouse tasks ^

[pseudo storm]

I think the streets ones are more tolerable (somewhat) since the rogues own the upper half and will snipe from 500m on the HMGs

[winged mica]

street run

[pseudo storm]

Le FAMAS

[polar sorrel]

ew French

[winged mica]

not liek I have a choice

[wintry ridge]

what the clown doin

[winged mica]

WHY ARE THERE LANDMINES ON STREETS

FUCK

[wintry ridge]

dude

use a fuckin map

literally any of em say

"LANDMINES HERE"

[winged mica]

not the border of the mao

like around the scav compound and I have no map

shit fucking insta

[wintry ridge]

yes dude

use a webmap if this is ur first time playing a map

wow you're more of a newb than i thought

doesnt even know that googling shit is the #1 source of info

smh cant believe you cuppy

[winged mica]

then dont believe me

smh

gah I lost my Famas

[wintry ridge]

i cant

[winged mica]

good

[wintry ridge]

you're too uninformed

i will never believe you..

[winged mica]

me clueless in street

[flint palm]

finished my first raid in ages

fun getting back into tarkov

[winged mica]

this thing is wack

[pseudo storm]

A transparent dust cover?

Wack

[winged mica]

yeh

[wintry ridge]

that'd be cool to see IRL

prolly wouldn't be that cool if you misfire and it shoots plastic shrapnel into ur face

tho i guess its the same as a bastion, that looks like a polymer dust cover no?

aluminum, right

[ancient marsh]

ugly aah loadout

default clothes

ew

brotha eeeeew

[winged mica]

why does this dude have a tank bat

[ancient marsh]

what an ugly adar

what kind of fuckin guns are you building

holy shit

[winged mica]

the kind that I build using what I picked up

[ancient marsh]

oh my god

i was gonna say it's a lego gun

and it is

💀

[winged mica]

also

it was using a FAMAS mag

[ancient marsh]

i dont think that even works bro

[winged mica]

it

was

using

FAMAS mag

let's go

[stark torrent]

I stopped playing Streets as well

Runs like dogshit 70% of the areas

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

Idk why every house needs to have interior

Like

80% of those areas ppl wont even be in

[pseudo storm]

How much RAM you got?

[soft coral]

damn almost its been like that from the start of its launch

[soft coral]

I think iedy has 32

even with 64 it will lag

tarkov is like gamma

[pseudo storm]

Yeah

Still unoptimized to hell

[soft coral]

you need a beast of a CPU to run the game

[pseudo storm]

Makes me wonder how much of a change it'll run on when they upgrade the engine

(If they can bother with it)

[soft coral]

Lol

bro got jokes

[compact knoll]

ar-18 looking ass

[stark torrent]

32, it used to run better but preformance just dropped lately

[winged mica]

service rifle larping

[stark torrent]

• i switched to 1440p , scoping in destroys fps on

even on a 4070

[pseudo storm]

DDR4? DDR5?

[stark torrent]

4

[pseudo storm]

gotcha

[soft coral]

nah he can have ddr69 if he wants to

the game runs shit even on the best pcs

people struggling to get like 100+ fps

[stark torrent]

yeah the game doesnt use hardware as it should be

it uses 1 core lul

for a game that is so CPU dependant they made it run on 1 core

thats a bit stupid

[soft coral]

1: a.i tanks fps a lot because of calculations
2: its unoptimised as hell and the game loads shit it doesn't need to
3: pip scopes
4: 7 years in development btw

[stark torrent]

5. Bullet pen and armor damage and shit also has calculations

Which is why sometiems you see those videos with people stuttering when they hit someone lol

[soft coral]

almost anything

opening a box

the a.i walking and shooting

and it all takes place in the backround

even though the a.I is across the map and you can't see em

[stark torrent]

Thats the game having a moment

[soft coral]

it is what it is though they're never gonna finish the game
they will milk it as much as they can and then go to make russia 2028

[pseudo storm]

Since its this late into development (and who knows from how much longer) trying to change the dependency would be annoying difficult and possibly impossible without having to start from stratch?

[winged mica]

man

how im not dead

[stark torrent]

haha at this rate , russia 2028 might be inspired from real life

[soft coral]

They should've done it at tthe start man

not 7 years or more into development

they put themselves into this and now they can't get out

cuz they are genuinely brainless

[stark torrent]

oh definetely , still stupid tho

they wont change shit now , the performance part of tarkov i think peaked

it wont get better than currently , doesnt seem they can do anything

they keep expanding maps especially streets

well they said they will stop for now cause it explodes pcs but ye

[soft coral]

it can only get worse

lol

[pseudo storm]

Does the unity engine itself have problems? Or is it just the way they do it?

[soft coral]

no

unity is fine

for an engine

they've been pushing its limits for years now

the engine can barely take it

you're in the menu and that shit just spits out random errors

https://youtu.be/sATnkD8wLQg?si=1rppRSg-2IkSidRY @stark torrent

I sing this when I boot up tarkov

[ancient marsh]

Not the terminator police shootout gun

[winged mica]

well

time to make AR-15 pistol

and see how it fairs

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-signs-gif-17592184888828607863

[winged mica]

@wintry ridge uh

I need help

I don't think this is how you should do it

[soft coral]

no no thats exactly how it should be

[pseudo storm]

Now all you need is the bipod knife

[winged mica]

my guy has some hopes n dreams

[pseudo storm]

gun explodes

[winged mica]

this mod is hilarious

[hallow stream]

this is the last thing in player.log, not sure if theres anything specific I should be looking for here

[winged mica]

Who is hosting btw

You or them

[hallow stream]

me

[winged mica]

I think if they cant join try get them sending their log

There are more

I just forgot which line to say

I hope you didnt set your game to more than the amount if ppl

[hallow stream]

i set it to 2

[winged mica]

Uhm idk then

[hallow stream]

very stupid

i hate this shit why cant it just work

this is friends

whoever knows to read these is a wizard all I understand is something isnt loading and that he might be missing a asset

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-gif-12132376810128560925

[hallow stream]

[lyric cairn]

To me it looks like SAIN isn't installed properly

Idk about MPT or whatever it is but, try to have your homie use SP-EFT manager to install the mods, if you can

[ancient marsh]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1800394529469554947

[hallow stream]

Bruh how we used the same fucking zip

Might be cus i used 7zip and he just uses winrar i think

[lyric cairn]

I'm not sure my G. Just an idea. Maybe go over the install process step by step with him while he shares his screen?

[stark torrent]

Get Terragroup'd

[severe spindle]

I'm convinced PMC bones are made out of jelly

My dude fell down from 1m and broke both his legs

[stark torrent]

depends on how heavy you are

[severe spindle]

Well, he was slightly overweight according to the game, but the drop was barely there

It was basically the height of a small fence

The last thing I wanted when I saw 3 big beefy men running in my direction were fractures on both legs

[hallow stream]

Lmao

I hate leg fractures

They just appear in the worst times

Thank god for realism adrenaline so i can run on 2 broken legs

[severe spindle]

My dude in general appears to be super unlucky

His left arm got broken on almost every raid

Because of 1ms reaction time scavs

And now both legs got broken because of a 1m drop

The biggest mystery is how I manage to exfil every time shit like this happens

[hallow stream]

reinstalled properly and well it wasnt that sadly

i think I wont be playing labs lmao

thats a lot of generate things...

[rich venture]

Look at him go

[hallow stream]

FIGURED IT OUT

You go in questing bots config then search for bot_spawns and in that you look for delay_game_start_until_bot_gen_finishes and set it to false

and labs works!

Nikita. I am edging to the darkness, Nikita. You can not stop me.

[winged mica]

very nice

[severe spindle]

wtf is this

[winged mica]

PP19 45 ACP

[hallow stream]

labs is fun im ngl

just updated sain too

its goated

W gamma container?

[rich venture]

Help

[winged mica]

?

[rich venture]

Actually I take it back that gun looks like a meta loadout

[vivid dawn]

Everytime you see how bad Tarkov is remember

Starfield had vaulting on release in it

[hallow stream]

eh

i dont wanna look at it like that tbh

I look at it more like
its all nikitas fault becuase he doesnt know how to be a game company CEO + representative and he has too much power and nobody opposes him when it comes to the decisions hes making

if I look at starfield and compare it to tarkov cause it had vaulting 2nd thing that comes to mind is all those loading screens starfield has for the smallest of doors and how little gun variety it has and how fucking bad that game is

oh also I get reminded of Keith

[vivid dawn]

first at all it was a hint at Keith yeah

second you are taking the joke to serious ^^

[winged mica]

Keith

the most unattractive name in the US

[hallow stream]

keith was so goated

[vivid dawn]

Keith was the MVP

[hallow stream]

too sad he left

wonder what his opinion is on the indiana jones game

[vivid dawn]

hell yeah to be honest german accent was on point and game looks actualy good

[winged mica]

look at my clip

[hallow stream]

I loved the german guy going choochoo

it made me laugh

[hallow stream]

WTF

[frozen olive]

Hater

[hallow stream]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[winged mica]

Juan

[ancient marsh]

no

[brittle sinew]

Why do you have 6 cheese uses

What do you need them for

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goals-are-beyond-your-understanding-reverse-flash-eobard-thawne-the-flash-gif-16637212

[winged mica]

another question is

why is he using Realism med

[brittle sinew]

Because he is good at the game

[hallow stream]

imo its better than regular tarkov meds

[winged mica]

this is truly a realistic moment

[earnest timber]

I think the meds system is too much

really slows down the game

[brittle sinew]

That's why I like it

[winged mica]

2 TUBES FOR 1 BOLT?

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE WORST TRADE DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TRADE DEAL

Vietnam Larping

[wintry ridge]

i'd be using a belt rig ngl

[frozen olive]

Tai tai ko!

DIDI MAU!

[wintry ridge]

not the fishing vest

[wintry ridge]

[frozen olive]

If you know which game those words are from

[earnest timber]

I KILL YOU, TOURIST

[ancient marsh]

bad rig

use the tarzan

[frozen olive]

[frozen olive]

I miss the conflict games

[ancient marsh]

you can use the zulu too

[wintry ridge]

do i buy selaco

[frozen olive]

Ok so hear me out, it's great but also

[frozen olive]

DRG Thursday

Helldivers

[wintry ridge]

fuck that

[frozen olive]

Elden Ring Friday

[winged mica]

I think this is good enough

the TV106

[frozen olive]

Like

[winged mica]

suck no mods added Flak Jacket

[frozen olive]

Selaco will stay there after you're done with any of these

so up to you jeff

I highly recommend selaco if you're like

FPS hard hungry

[ancient marsh]

level 1 armor

[winged mica]

bold of you to assume it has armor

[ancient marsh]

it's against sharpnel

so it's class 1

[frozen olive]

grenade fragments, very small pellets used in shotguns such as the "Birdshot", and other lower-velocity projectiles. It is not designed to protect against bullets fired from most small arms such as rifles or handguns. However flak jackets are able to sustain certain gunshots, depending on the angle at which the shot was fired (an oblique angle for example), the caliber of the bullet, the speed of the projectile and the range from which the shot was fired.

[wintry ridge]

that one russian vest

6b2 or whatnot

[winged mica]

this?

[earnest timber]

It didn't exist during the Vietnam war