💣tarkov-released

[low iris]

and just transfering the bepinex and user folder

[spring fable]

Fuck you

this time i got him
encountered him,
gave him a shot
ran across half the map
found an enemy pmc
killed that guy
stole his avt
loaded a mag of bs ammo
killed a scav, then unloaded on tagilla who was still on my ass
emptied the clip on him and then switched to the mosin while he was charging me for the last shot

like this dude is a homing missile

he also killed all pmcs except that one dud i killed

[low iris]

erm actually iys a mag1!!

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[spring fable]

iys?

[winged mica]

Tarkov but Tagilla can run at mach speed

[junior inlet]

Chinese Tagilla

[spring fable]

its just so satisfying to turn around the tables when he fucks up every good raid when you least expect it
be it 20 seconds after spawning in or right before extract with fully loaded inventory

[low iris]

its

[spring fable]

still dont get it

[winged mica]

My man had a stroke

He got his stomach black out

Thats why hes speaking like that

[compact knoll]

[real solstice]

Tummy ache survivor

[junior inlet]

They're making a joke that pokes fun at the gun nuts who spaz about the difference between a clip and a mag. And to achieve this they purposely misspelled certain words to imitate the feeling of them being a 🤓

[spring fable]

🤷‍♂️

[junior inlet]

Once again, They are making a joke

It's not aimed at you, it's aimed at people who actually do say things like that

Because believe me, they do exist.

[low iris]

not poking fun/

i am a gun nut

and it drives me crazy!!

[junior inlet]

Then it's even funnier nerd.

[winged mica]

these SAIN bots man

one minute they are dumb founded

another minute they absolute wiped you on the ground

[winged mica]

that's not a clip you miserable doofus

that's a mag

[frozen olive]

Difference between knowing where you are and don't

you can also litrerally sneak away from them lol

[winged mica]

[frozen olive]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1898-player-encumbrance-bar/

@vivid dawn

[junior inlet]

Magnetic? Always knew Tarkov operated off of invisible forces

[soft coral]

You know

I'm wondering what are the numbers on uninstalled clients

glorious is back at it

damn 2/3 day break

what a protest

ah hell yeah

now they cucked those who upgraded

we've actually gone full circle :D

ability to change daily quests once for free

bro warface battlepass has had that for years my dude

[compact knoll]

Imagine waking up at 3am

To a msg

HELP IVAN I HAVE A 5 MAN ATTACKING ME

[soft coral]

Unless this device

is available only once per day

it will completely break balance

fucking mao ze dong bro calling his mates

to vacum the entire map and RMT

[vivid dawn]

ohhhhh

[soft coral]

well no

you didn't win anything

[low iris]

Gz is fucking funny asf

[soft coral]

bsg got "some" money from unheard
some people also upgraded

[low iris]

Found 2 tank batteries in total in the underground part

[nocturne monolith]

damn one quest reroll is a huge concession

[low iris]

Takes me 20 mins of dropping and picking up to get to extract

[soft coral]

But but but you get cool dogtag

[nocturne monolith]

even fucking HALO infinite with their dogshit shop gave you like 3 a day for free

[low iris]

Did they remove the item

Or no

[soft coral]

no?

[nocturne monolith]

no

[vivid dawn]

Like thats all still hot shit

[soft coral]

which one of the two

there's 2 dude

[nocturne monolith]

the friendly scav radio is now PvE only

[winged mica]

GZ loot most of the time is dog shit but sometimes its cracked

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-suprised-bruh-what-littlebigplanet-gif-18119100423231820417

[soft coral]

scav dildo is only PVE yes

[winged mica]

I found an intelligence in random office

[nocturne monolith]

the avengers assemble item is still PvP

[soft coral]

the other one which allows you to call xiaolaopei is still pvp

but it will be "nerfed"

[nocturne monolith]

yeah they can spawn in tons of places

the odds are usually low but I remember that most desks and shit could have them

[low iris]

I found one on reserve in the dome

[nocturne monolith]

like crackhouse

[soft coral]

intel has lots of random spawns on some maps

[low iris]

Inside of a filing cabinet

[soft coral]

they spawn inside filing cabinets yes

[nocturne monolith]

everything spawns inside cabinets

[soft coral]

and on some world loot spots

[winged mica]

I love looting the Terragroup building

Its awesome

Mainly it has a shit ton of medical loots

[low iris]

Ermm not tank batteries!

[winged mica]

And a lot of weapons in Garage

[low iris]

What should i do with the batteries tho

[soft coral]

mostly misc loot spawns inside cabinets

[low iris]

Like just sell one

[winged mica]

Your character must be so gigachad to be able to haul 2 Tank Batteries

[low iris]

And use the other for praprors quest

[low iris]

No it was 2 seperate raids

Back to back tho

[winged mica]

No i know

[soft coral]

tape , keys , random tech items such as ssds , LCD , power cords , bolts , nuts , intel

and many more

[winged mica]

But its possible to pocket 2 tank batteries

And ur char can walk it off

[low iris]

Only if you drop literally everything else i think

If i dropped my carrier i could run with the battery in the backpack

[winged mica]

Yep

[low iris]

But it wasnt worth

Even going from parking garage to emercon was like a solid

24 mins

[soft coral]

How do I still know so much about tarkov even tho I haven't played it for over 5 months

[low iris]

Idk how a person on live could do it

[low iris]

It barley changes

And youtube

[soft coral]

I wonder why

8 years btw

I'll never stop referncing that

I say 8 and not 7

because the game actually started being developed earlier than 2017

some of you youngsters don't know the contract wars days

[low iris]

Tell us grandpa what was these contract wars

[soft coral]

No

[low iris]

Wasnt it literally just pvp or smth

[soft coral]

you had to be there

picture arena but actually good

Without the intertia

[low iris]

I can't picture that

[soft coral]

lol

[vivid dawn]

big QoL

[soft coral]

want to know a fun thing?

you can still download the game

[nocturne monolith]

did you play Tarkov before inertia?

[soft coral]

I sadly didn't

I joined when inertia was introduced

[nocturne monolith]

the gunplay and netcode was always dogshit, but there was a glimmer of potential before they added inertia

[soft coral]

man the old intertia was CANCER

[hallow stream]

My friend gifted me GZW

[nocturne monolith]

I remember when they added it

[hallow stream]

While i was asleep

[nocturne monolith]

predictably they fucked it up

so you couldn't even jump over tiny railings

you were just like hard capped at 1m height for jumping

so there were all these people trying to jump over the road barriers on interchange and just getting stuck

[vivid dawn]

best mod ever

cause its just illogical to me to break a key after 5 uses

[nocturne monolith]

people getting hard stuck because they couldn't jump out of certain spots

it was beautiful

[vivid dawn]

which is funny cause my car needs a new starter lock since its pretty fucked after 8 years

[nocturne monolith]

then because nobody could peek anymore everyone starting using more frags. so BSG added the arthritic old man pin pull with huge audio

although thats going the wrong way

BEFORE the inertia change there was like 2 wipes of crab walkers

because if you leveled stealth high enough you were dead silent on all surfaces while crouched

so cunts were just crab walking entire maps, you'd come round a corner in reserve tunnels and some fuckwit would be halfway down because he'd been crab walking to the next area for 5 minutes and froze when he heard you coming

[frozen olive]

get gilded keys

you already have it iirc

makes all keys unbreakable and adds the "key tool" safe which basically means 3 keytools, with slots for a ton of keys, 1 keycard holder for each lab key/keycard and a fourth holder for all 4 so it occupies one slot

[frozen olive]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1166-gilded-key-storage/

[winged mica]

Soviet engineering

Thats why a door has 400 same copies

Cuz it keeps breakin

[vivid dawn]

yeah its already there

[vivid ibex]

As an EoD owner this is trash, no one wants more rep or cod call ins

[soft coral]

you ain't the only one dude

I mean I didn't waste 150$ on eod god bless

but other people have it

[vivid ibex]

Idk why they insist on making game balance worse

[soft coral]

they want your money

they dont care about game balance

that has been proven in the past many times

[vivid ibex]

Well they aren't getting any more off me

If they add all this shit in I'll also just disable it in spt

The .20 rep boost eod has is already massive

[soft coral]

.20 rep is massive

most quests give from 0.2 to 0.4 in the early stages

[vivid ibex]

Exactly, it pretty much gives you t2 traders

[soft coral]

yep

[soft coral]

"nah i have eod and I can tell you its not p2w"

ofc people who have it will say its not

if you don't have it however you realize how it's legit p2w

you get t2 way earlier than most people

and with traders like peacekeeper who don't have quests until later on

its huge

but no its not p2w

[vivid ibex]

Yep, it's ridiculous how they think increasing it even more is a valid thing to do

[soft coral]

:D

damage has been done dude

they're not repairing it

They will never fix the cheater situation becuase it brings them a lot of money

if they haven't fixed audio until now they wont fix it in the future

and all the other bugs

such as interface errors and other bullshit

[vivid ibex]

Oh yeah cheaters fund the game lol

[vivid dawn]

People also dont realise that more space to carry is p2w cause people are dumb

[soft coral]

you can't add feature after feature and barely fix bugs dude
that's like building a car from scratch but you use a blown up engine , a transmission with no oil and broken gears , broken dashboard
and only after you make the car you go
"OKAY Time to fix this"

like

no?

[vivid ibex]

Gamma is a massive advantage yeah

[vivid dawn]

Also the enhanced pocket pouches

[soft coral]

it is p2w
more stuff for items

more roubles out of raid

something a standard edition cannot do with their alpha

[vivid dawn]

Dude can carry 2 big mags while i just can carry small shit without a rig.Obviozs advantage

[warm echo]

left for a while, just saw all the tarkov recent stuff.

[soft coral]

.

[warm echo]

its got me laughin so hard

[vivid ibex]

Especially for the scav vest quest

[warm echo]

fuckin BSG does it again baby

[vivid dawn]

Its funny that Gray Zone does the same shit rn

[soft coral]

give it a couple more days and things will be the way they were

the cycle will never stop

you're fooling yourselves

[vivid ibex]

Ah well, I'm set on spt now

[soft coral]

yes

go play spt

and have fun modding the game

[warm echo]

I quit playin back when woodskov still played. And i dont plan on stoppin haha

[soft coral]

my last 2 wipes

that I played

I just afk-ed on woods

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I barely had motivation to even enter a raid

[stark torrent]

It was very efficient

[soft coral]

it was

cuz woods is the only good map

fight me

[stark torrent]

Same now, event gone, we dont even reset crafts anymore

[soft coral]

I will die on this hill

[warm echo]

you and ledy chillin at the power line tower overlooking Car extract on woods

classic

[stark torrent]

I need 3 more shturman to unlock mjolnir

This will take me 5 weeks

Because at 35% he still doesnt spawn

Cringe game design

[soft coral]

skill issue

does the kill count if you die?

[vivid ibex]

Should do

[stark torrent]

Ye u just need to kill him

Doesnt matter after

But he doesnt spawn

[soft coral]

well

if only there was a way to go in and out of raids quickly

[stark torrent]

And when he spawns, 110% i get a village spawn across the map

We lost

[soft coral]

check for boss and maybe leave

if only

[winged mica]

Straight ass

[vivid ibex]

Fr I don't think people realise how mhch more fun you have not waiting 10 mi utes between a raid

[stark torrent]

Yes very entertaining ivan

[stark torrent]

Do not go any further cuppy

[next temple]

[gray compass]

W take

[next temple]

Woods is a good map, i literally can go through fifth of it and be set for the raid.

[vivid ibex]

Woods is great

[stark torrent]

You can literally spawn at USEC and Bunker, find a fuel can and ledx , leave raid

Ez

[winged mica]

I know my rights ledy i am the member of Hoa council of this community and I do wish to talk to your manager

[vivid ibex]

Pre expansion is when it sucked

[winged mica]

I am sure I have authority and I will sue you

And take legal action if you dont applogize to me

[next temple]

Except this place is under Bulgarian jurisdiction, HOAs dont do shit.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-ralphie-whore-whowa-johnnysac-gif-19364229

[winged mica]

Wasnt wood like flipped

When they revamped it

Because I remember the lake was North

And back in Woods there used to be more rocks

Yeh

They simply flipped it

[gray compass]

2060 you say

[winged mica]

No way it requires 2060 atleast

And the game looks like its from Mobile game graphic

[gray compass]

im cooked

[terse pecan]

hey at least they tell you that you will have fps problems

unlike another game that has a channel

that some of its devs said the reviews are because of politics and not actually becasue the game is a buggy mess

[soft coral]

you know I'm right

you run flirs

and sit in bushes

just fucking W shift

who are you scared from

ifyou die who cares you have like 60 mil or some shit

knowing you

bro afraid to W shift

to farm a boss

[vivid dawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/opClmCdlRNs?si=rTuHKKSgmtIEIHNI

[rich venture]

Cannot wait for 1fps gaming

[soft coral]

Tarkov is a girlfriend that cheater on you , and then you forgave her - Eroktic

damn

[stark torrent]

the PC one has much better graphics

it has shaders and shti

[soft coral]

shti

[stark torrent]

ok lemme read this

Access to a special stimulant craft;

We finally get that viagra stim

[stark torrent]

Unique item "Distress signal device" - will be available in both PvP and PvE modes. The item must be recharged in Hideout using high-end items;

[soft coral]

glorious becomes variety

WE DID IT

no more dick riding from him

[stark torrent]

Call in your mates to fuck everyone in the ass

[soft coral]

these features aside

nobody will trust the devs anymore

you can add whatever the fuck you want

you lost the majority of player's trust with this fiasco

the non believers

[vivid dawn]

so i did read it right

[soft coral]

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzf2BPXIpo&ab_channel=Eroktic

hes completely going crazy now

He wants unheard deleted

[soft coral]

he's right

Why is there another edition

after nikita said EOD will be the last

years ago

let's not go over this again

[next temple]

BSG devs bit the hand that fed them

And that is plebs and non believers

[soft coral]

Bit the hand?

bro they killed the person

[next temple]

Ripped their thorax out

[soft coral]

head eyes

[vivid dawn]

Armpit

[soft coral]

glad to see so many people just switch to SPT

[stark torrent]

i mean im not gonna lie the features nikita gives us are not impressing me

[soft coral]

lol

[stark torrent]

call in BTR and shit that is just useless shit and everyone should have it or not at all

let alone it will work only on 2 maps

or 3

kill someone at start of game, take his kit , call in btr, send his kit , ez

nic e

now i dont care if i die or not

bad

[soft coral]

you shouldnt in the first place

[stark torrent]

not what i mean, this game must have that sense of risk / reward

[soft coral]

ah

yes

true

but uhhh

[stark torrent]

going to extract with the loot is what makes this game good , that on edge moment

[soft coral]

with how easy it is to make roubles

[stark torrent]

but now , yeah whatever

[soft coral]

it really isn't

[stark torrent]

early to mid wipe it matters more cause u dont have max traders

so you cant buy cool shit fully

late wipe ofc

who cares

late wipe who plays

i run a meta kit 2-3 times and im off , unless we have events , late wipe tarkov is stale af

no point other than getting better at PvP i guess

but my life doesnt depend on that so i do nt care

• the bullshit deaths / rng is always there

[soft coral]

Thats why instead of searching for pvp
you go woods and sit in a bush and chill

[stark torrent]

idk again bsg missed the point , they give many useless features

[soft coral]

yet you will still play

[stark torrent]

like , just give us 25% ragman discount on outfits , give us more ammo or mags or whatever at start of wipe

something reasonable

[soft coral]

they could've made the knife something you buy on the store

[stark torrent]

i will because i paid for the game and they dont make any more money off me by playing this

[soft coral]

like the expansion of stash

they could've monitized it differently

[stark torrent]

oh yeah 100% they should have

[soft coral]

but no

[stark torrent]

just add one uniform for both factions every month and make it a battle pass / quest / whatever the fuck

[soft coral]

250$ please

[stark torrent]

and ppl will buy it

instead we get magic radio , we get teleport beam , btr spawn

why

[soft coral]

because they are a retarded russian dev team

who can't fix their game for 8 yearssssssssssa

thats why

[stark torrent]

Shoot someone on Woods
He runs in a bush
His 4 other friends come in with full kits and destroy your asshole

Nice

[soft coral]

I think we've learned at this point that in the long run NOTHING good will come out of bsg

absolutely NOTHING

yet people still get their hopes up

for what?

vaulting?

WOW

[stark torrent]

yeah that is a true statement, after this debacle there should be NO doubts about it

They lost their development flavour and just want to cash out as much as they can

They know this game will never reach the level they want

[soft coral]

its pretty obvious

it can

[stark torrent]

And it becomes a waste of resources and time

[soft coral]

it absolutely can

but just not on unity dude

the maps can BARELY run

even on good pcs

[stark torrent]

Yeah thats what i mean, i dont know what their plans are for next project, but Tarkov is cooked , nothing that can be done to improve performance, bugfixing and shit

Cheaters as well

[soft coral]

I get 200/300 fps on warface on max settings with every shader immaginable

[stark torrent]

They just cant win against cheaters

[soft coral]

on tarkov I get 110 fps on all low

[stark torrent]

Not on this coded mess

[soft coral]

the cheater problem is

I wont get into it

[soft coral]

all I will say is

they never wanted to

make the game on any other engine

it will be fine

but not on unity

the engine legit cannot take it
you know iedy

spitting out errors every 5 minutes

not even your mom spits out this much

[autumn estuary]

Unity isn't the issue,

Unity's full of flaws, but this is just them doing a shit job of building a game.

[soft coral]

it would still be easier on a better engine

[autumn estuary]

They could be on UE5 and if they did the same thing, you'd still struggle to load maps.

If they were actually good at what they were doing, they could probably have made it run incredibly well with unity.

Sadly,

Devs optimising code is pretty rare these days.

Devs optimising anything is pretty rare, looking at the size of AAA dev games.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

he thought Nikita will give him his money back , he doesnt know it helped refuel his AMG

[soft coral]

meanwhile me having fun in warface

free btw

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

he will do it again

I'm just here to laugh at you people

when that happens

[crystal musk]

tarkov players won't quit, where would they go? there's no high quality competitor to tarkov

[soft coral]

doesn't change the fact that the game is nearly ruined from that bsg did

[crystal musk]

maybe when SCP 5k is fully complete

that game has sick gunplay

[soft coral]

I will find a girlfriend and get married before tarkov releases

Or fixes the audio

[wanton yarrow]

yeah that worked out last time

[soft coral]

they also didn't learn from arena

bless their hearts they're killing the company from the inside

[crystal musk]

I need someone to clarify this for me- is SP progression separate from the main game or can you literally bring gear you farm in SP across wipes into MP?

english'n't

[soft coral]

?

[wanton yarrow]

separate

[soft coral]

"offline" pve is completely seperate

[crystal musk]

oh ok

[soft coral]

OH NA

[crystal musk]

?

[brittle sinew]

Brother, SPT

[stark torrent]

@tacit root @novel mason

[brittle sinew]

The madi pipeline

[crystal musk]

Might as well play modded STALKER

Mwadi had that pfp since before you banned him lmao

[brittle sinew]

Spoken like someone who hasn't really played tark

[soft coral]

gamma doesn't beat spt

I wish it did

[crystal musk]

I never played Tarkov

[soft coral]

based

and anti tarkov pilled

[brittle sinew]

Acting like you know a single thing about it

This mf

Get out

[soft coral]

THIS MF

[rich venture]

Muad'hib

[crystal musk]

well no I like watching other people play it

[soft coral]

ok cuck

[brittle sinew]

CUCK HAHAHA

[crystal musk]

[stark torrent]

[crystal musk]

by other people I mean Smoke

but he hasn't played in years so rip

[tacit root]

What?

[stark torrent]

Madi pfp jumpscare in Tarkov channel

[tacit root]

ah

[stark torrent]

They hit you when u least expect it

[soft coral]

don't make me post his reddit

[stark torrent]

dont act as if we and most briafnart doenst know

[soft coral]

oh i Know

[crystal musk]

I actually don't know

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

he has to advertise himself

[soft coral]

you dont want to know

[stark torrent]

yeah

you dont

[tacit root]

Leave him be

[crystal musk]

I'll take your words for it

[soft coral]

I wish I didn't

[tacit root]

P!trustme

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

sadly the men in black pencil of memory removal doesn't exist

[brittle sinew]

What goes on in brainfart now btw

[brittle sinew]

what

[tacit root]

Cancer

[stark torrent]

not a lockdown i tell you

not yet

[crystal musk]

you haven't locked down in a long time Im proud of you

[soft coral]

[brittle sinew]

I don't know bro I haven't been on brainfart in years

[soft coral]

so clueless

so innocent

bless your heart

[brittle sinew]

Blissful ignorance

[crystal musk]

#🎪bruh-fart let's make it seconds

[brittle sinew]

Brother

I am banned from there

[soft coral]

LOL

[crystal musk]

[soft coral]

dude is so above us

[brittle sinew]

On purpose, I don't want to touch the place

[soft coral]

he isn't even brainfart exile

HE STRAIGHT UP BANNED

legend

[crystal musk]

so ascended he doesn't even need a role to not see brainfart

[soft coral]

I wish I never bought tarkov

[crystal musk]

give it to me I want to play it

[soft coral]

No

[crystal musk]

but like I don't want to give bsg money

does that make sense

[brittle sinew]

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee being a pirate is the life for me 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[stark torrent]

Yerrr

[hallow stream]

SINGLE PLAYER TARKOV

Im starting to love realism

8 hdds for a SVD

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-gif-26872610

I only haveth 6 :(

[brittle sinew]

Post more 🏴‍☠️

[hallow stream]

My friend said today in vc he wants to play tarkov but not do the pvp

Not even joking i did joe biden

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

Just this and screamed you can, spt

Spt lobotomization (hes downloading the mods now)

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

they exist

[hallow stream]

God i wish there was a fucking stance on realism that would allow me to KILL MYSELF because my gun gets caught on the WEIRDEST SHIT

And just fumbles my fucking meds

What a game

Ive lost at least 3 medkits because of stances

HOW DOES MY FUCKING FIREARM THAT CAN KILL PEOPLE GET STUCK ON A FUCKING CERAMIC CUP

[stark torrent]

calm down Ivan

[hallow stream]

I shoved the ceramic mug up nikitas ass

[frozen olive]

1 russian 1 cup

[soft coral]

fk u

@stark torrent one peg made over 12 videos on the situation

[wind heron]

I just avoid videos by people who just generally covers drama

I made the mistake of watching sunny V2

it's just a waste of time and just ragebait circlejerk

[vivid dawn]

True

[soft coral]

ah so

[wind heron]

meaningless slop

[soft coral]

youtubers and content creators shouldn't cover this issue with bsg

blatently lying to the entire community

right.

we should all just stay silent

like we always did

[wind heron]

whatever you say bud

[soft coral]

L take tbh

it should be covered

120%

[wind heron]

🤷

[soft coral]

they lied

false advertised

????????

alo!?

you can avoid the drama

but it should be covered

[wind heron]

you're missing the whole point

so I'm not engaging with you

[soft coral]

what is the point

you just said its rage bait and you avoid the videos

[wind heron]

yeah

that's it

[soft coral]

sure

all the power to you

[wind heron]

??????

what else is there????

you're conjuring something out of nothing

I'm not gonna watch a bunch of sunny v2 tier ragebait shit for something I already know

and made my mind up on

you definitely have schizo when you thought having real things in a game is copying another game that also has real things

[autumn estuary]

To be fair, tarkov usually copies real things wrong.

[hallow stream]

He means youtubers shouldnt release 12 on the same topic its kind of view farming

Like its been a week and he dropped 12 videos all on the same issue

He gets more money from 12 videos which are all 10 to 20 minutes long instead of dropping lets say 1 huge 2 hour exposé

[autumn estuary]

Blame youtubes algorythms and people's view habits for that

[hallow stream]

Yup

Its sludge

[warm echo]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

[autumn estuary]

is that for tarkov or youtube, cause it fits both :P

[warm echo]

Universally Applicable for alotta things

[soft coral]

thats the plan

:D

[stark torrent]

i mean this is nothing new and you can replace Tarkov with any other topic

this is the Meta , togheter with react content

it's how it works

If you dont want to watch 12 videos dont watch his 12 videos , if he yaps for the sake of it just ignore him

NoiceGuy literally does this for every single new word given by bsg

I wouldnt trust that man to tell me the weather with me outside

[soft coral]

Lol

[marble cradle]

can i post tarkov memes here

[soft coral]

pay 250$ first

for the non DLC feature of posting pics

[marble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-and-friends-thomas-angry-mad-not-happy-gif-24980395

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QpHKaJQWAFc?si=eBXwtwdtuvP7vFxi

why is GZW more ratty than an interchange raid?

[hallow stream]

Yea

[stark torrent]

well it is played by tarkov players

[soft coral]

I wonder

how many of their players are actually tarkov players

:D

[marble cradle]

tarkov community becoming exclusively rats the second they get to play an extraction shooter not plagued by cheaters

like didnt they all bitch abt not being able to chad in because of cheaters? what is this horseshit

[stark torrent]

?

nature of the game rewards camping it is what it is

if anything the movement in grayzone and the amount of FOLIAGE begs for campers

[marble cradle]

i agree but i saw a lot of people crying because they said they couldn't play aggro anymore because cheaters would just delete them

like its not a platform to stand on if ur just gonna rat instead ykwim

[stark torrent]

eh bullshit, cheaters will delete anyone they want , rat or chad

he lost his mind

Unheard took his sanity

[spring fable]

any game that leans towards realism encourages camping
because it just works

[soft coral]

the guy in the bush is way more hidden than the 50 kilo stomper

[autumn estuary]

The trick is to do realism,

but give plenty of reasons to keep moving at all times.

[soft coral]

ey ey ey

you're asking for too much

here take this vaulting mechanic

[novel mason]

What

[soft coral]

oh hi mark

[novel mason]

I did not hit her

It's bullshit

I did nat

[soft coral]

he did not.

[novel mason]

Oh hi Mark

[soft coral]

falco

did you become 50 years of age?

or 60

[wanton yarrow]

this is how he looked like while typing

same emotions different words

[stark torrent]

Woods

[soft coral]

bro sniping across the map

actually no

200 isn't that much

[stark torrent]

man went on the rock to the right of the sawmill , i knew he was gonna be there before he loaded in

[soft coral]

he didn't know the way of the woods

[stark torrent]

so possible labs event this weekend hmmm

[earnest timber]

who cares

[stark torrent]

invading the home of PingZhao

[stark torrent]

my game crashed

https://tenor.com/view/mars-pleaca-valea-dispari-for-honor-gif-20696664

[soft coral]

Skill issue

clearly not a true believer

[wind heron]

fun fact, .366 FMJ has way more muzzle energy than 762x39 PS

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/uMuJ02RyvLA?si=YhW-91KXKy0xA8qx

what you hear on the brazil servers

[real solstice]

New Feature for Edge of Darkness owners.
Added an item that allows players to summon Nikita's Mercedes G-Wagen once per 24 hours. This vehicle acts as an on demand extract.

[soft coral]

Lol

[lyric cairn]

Well, I think it's safe to say that this is 100 times worse than the Wiggle That Killed Tarkov

[soft coral]

YA THINK!?

[lyric cairn]

I do be

[soft coral]

don't do it

For the sake of humanity

[lyric cairn]

Thoughting?

[soft coral]

I do be thotting around

ongod

[lyric cairn]

Frfr

[soft coral]

yooo

I forgot how good the serious sam soundtrack is

[lyric cairn]

All it takes is a quick listen and it all comes pouring back

[soft coral]

The drums thooo

[lyric cairn]

I can't listen. I've got too many games on my plate rn and I can't add all the Serious Sam games on top

[stark torrent]

Shutmran spawned, 2 cunts took it from me , i killed them , i kileld anotehr 2 players , a random timmy 1 taps me with loud SVD with FMJ ammo

[soft coral]

what will he cook

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kunwol-old-man-scary-evil-evil-grin-gif-21653114

[soft coral]

get woods-ed

underestimated the timmy

[stark torrent]

you gotta see this tho

[soft coral]

You gotta ssee deez nutz

[dapper grotto]

help

i have fallen into the spt modding pipeline

how do i get out

[round gust]

you don't
you go through to the other end brotha

[soft coral]

you dont

LOL

[stark torrent]

????????????????????????????????????????

my man just STARED

[round gust]

My mans was playing peekaboo with you and you shot him

[dapper grotto]

man was lost in the sauce

[soft coral]

"wtf was-"

[stark torrent]

what if he tried to aim in but his pc exploded

[soft coral]

idk

knowing tarkov

its not far from the truth

[frozen olive]

time to see how this works with frag rounds

[stark torrent]

John

[soft coral]

PHAHAHAAHA
WTF

IS THAT

Bro built like a school PE teacher

[frozen olive]

I knew it

Chinese mods won't even fucking launch

12 GA PKP btw

[hushed elk]

man is a walking pillow fortress

[soft coral]

bro got his mods from xiaopei

[soft coral]

They need a LUBE dlc because of how much they've been fucking players in the asses

[vivid ibex]

On the contrary, probably don't need any after the amount of times it has happened

[terse pecan]

yeah there used to be a g3 magnifier mod on nexus

chinese

and didn't work

[spring fable]

Little funtime on Woods
TIL you can potentially even extract camp with sain

[frozen olive]

w Lootin bots yes

[spring fable]

last scavkill was while i was approaching extract while dehydrated because quest
dude was loaded
couldn loot him tho
no time left and he was in the extract zone

[brittle sinew]

I made a poll earlier today and lol

[next reef]

Time to try and unfuck my sptarkov by throwing 40 gigs of ssd virtual memory at it

[stark torrent]

died to a DVL rat with a telescope

BUT

1 more shturman left

[hallow stream]

[vivid dawn]

factory at night is actualy night

REEEE

[stark torrent]

cringe

[vivid dawn]

Its the CoD cringe

[soft coral]

god forbid a man have fun in the game

[next reef]

Imagine caring how someone else enjoys a game.

[vivid dawn]

I CANT

They follow me even into SPT

[soft coral]

ofc its cringe to iedy

its not made by bsg
its not a half-assed feature which has 20 bugs

thats why its cringe

[next reef]

His Hud is hideous and I hate it but he likes it

[vivid dawn]

I acccept the opinion cause Iedy is right.

[soft coral]

its actually a nice QoL feature

[vivid dawn]

Its ultra cringe

[soft coral]

the compas?

or health

[next reef]

Judging him is cringe dude

[vivid dawn]

The HUD overall i disabled 90% of it

The compass is really good

[soft coral]

its still a game at the end of the day

[next reef]

"Look at me I'm a tarkov purist i'm so hardcore yet I'm playing SPT"

[vivid dawn]

like i dont need guide to find the exit despite me having it used countless times

Compass also shows quest areas

[soft coral]

Iedy doesn't play spt

[next reef]

Playing live tarkov is the real cringe

[vivid dawn]

And even then thats fine

[soft coral]

how so?

[stark torrent]

Just say you suck

[soft coral]

[earnest timber]

spoken like a true pvp gremlin

[soft coral]

I wouldnt call iedy a pvp gremlin

more of a

bush one

[real solstice]

Iedy has to feel the pain of real other humans

Bots dont cut it

[stark torrent]

tactical gremlin

i take advantage of situations

[real solstice]

Its not about the loot

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

by sitting in a bush

I was there

in the bush together

farting

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/wookiee-embarrassed-surprised-baby-chewy-baby-wookie-gif-14055326

Iedy on woods

2024 colourised

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

one tapped tnx for the loot

stop for one second to check inventory

thats all i need

Final Shturman saga

We need to win

Watch him not spawn for the next 15 raids

[earnest timber]

doesnt matter when the game gets wiped anyway

[stark torrent]

then dont play at all

if thats the mentality

[next reef]

I wish I could play

[soft coral]

I can

but I choose not to

[next reef]

At this rate I dont think even live would work

[untold harness]

Ledy is my kind of tarkov player

Killing people for fun

[soft coral]

in this case its because the enemy moves and he doesn't

[next reef]

Who needs quests or traders when people just bring the loot to you

[stark torrent]

ofc we immediately died to a guy with a lapua

but it doesnt matter

[stark torrent]

i move enough

but i also know the rotations, if i hear a gunshot to Y and i think he will go through a big field in front of me

why not stay there lol

why does this quest not give you Xp

[dapper grotto]

cause boss kill gives you XP already

[brittle sinew]

Why are you rocking that helmet it's ugly as shit

I know you can afford better

[stark torrent]

who cares

didnt help me anyway

i got shot in the eye

[soft coral]

LOL

[brittle sinew]

Me??? I care

[soft coral]

clearly he cares

[brittle sinew]

And I know you care too

Look good, feel good, PLAY GOOD

it's simple

[stark torrent]

i will now run mjolnir with the peaky blinder hat

[brittle sinew]

If you had better drip you wouldn't have died

[soft coral]

thats why you dont need to run helmets in this game
you get the berret

or peaky blinder hat as iedy says

and youre gaming

[brittle sinew]

I rock the tan Wendy that costs 800 bucks

[wooden dew]

If you had an Altyn you would have been fine

[dapper grotto]

beanie ghost half mask drip

[brittle sinew]

The one that can't even mount a fshield

Also who rocks the bandana?

Underrated drip, I never see people wearing it

[terse pecan]

i like the doorkicker or the caps more

[brittle sinew]

Doorkicker is an obvious choice

I never see people wear the beanies either

You have to try it out, switch it up once in a while

[terse pecan]

beanies are goated

it makes you look like the cool guys from Raid

[soft coral]

drip >>> kit

I said what I said

[rich venture]

Servers down sadge

(I get to get off the game :D)

[winged mica]

Server down

Huh

Not like that doesnt always happen

[real solstice]

server down but my money stay up

[winged mica]

Meh

I still have yellow name

Ig some folks already blue name

[earnest timber]

he knows

[winged mica]

He doesnt know

So turns out to play PvE tarkov you still need to queue in real match time

[soft coral]

well yes

[low iris]

I joined like right after but my old standard account got hacked

I only rejoined 3 wipes ago

[soft coral]

its run on THEIR private servers

for some reason

[winged mica]

So like if you want to play on Street in PvE you still gotta wait 8 minutes

And by that means you also have to constantly connect to internet

And no offline mode

[earnest timber]

On one side its nonsense, on the other side its to so their servers can take the load off of your computer

because hosting servers yourself can be a bit taxing on your computer

[winged mica]

Yeh but

SPT kinda does it w no problem

[real solstice]

CPU wants sewer slide

tfw I can only run SAIN and no other AI mods

[winged mica]

And they can also convert the game to host local with P2P like Gmod did if they put more effort

That might justify 250 USD price tag but they didnt

[earnest timber]

I meant hosting using something like MPT

[winged mica]

MPT has to work around

But as BSG they have power to make it fully offline

[rich venture]

When do I become good at the video game

[winged mica]

In Tarkov?

You dont

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[rich venture]

Correct

[winged mica]

Tbh

I feel like SPT is a great way to practice

Especially w SAIN bots can be player like

[soft coral]

when you buy the new edition of 500$

the esp edition

comes in with bonus vacuum hack

[winged mica]

And the pocket size of 2x4

[soft coral]

pocket size of a kappa

or a raid bag

[winged mica]

And a secured container that is 5x5

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

?

wtf

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/band-of-brothers-gif-27205452

[soft coral]

rest in piss

[earnest timber]

see you in 1.0

[stark torrent]

@earnest timber the servers died

they take a moment of silence for your leave

[native crypt]

It'll be the saving private Ryan old man scene

[earnest timber]

They better

[stark torrent]

You still making videos right

[earnest timber]

yes

[stark torrent]

Good

[winged mica]

Wait

[stark torrent]

Thats all that matters

[earnest timber]

SPTarkov is still on my drive

[winged mica]

Nvm

[earnest timber]

ready to make cinematics with it

[dapper grotto]

[winged mica]

You still need actual Tarkov to play it tho

[earnest timber]

I did

for 4 months straight at this point

[winged mica]

:<

Tbh once I touched SPT

I never bother thinking about actual Tarkov

[earnest timber]

I may reinstall Tarkov just to update SPTarkov when it gets a new version but thats it

[soft coral]

😭

we hate to see you leave

[winged mica]

Join us bruther

Join SPT bandwagon

[earnest timber]

I joined the bandwagon a long time ago before it was cool

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

I may have done something

https://tenor.com/view/why-gif-23081781

we oficially lost

[stark torrent]

what are you doing

[earnest timber]

[soft coral]

playing isaac

[strong hinge]

Ivan kill yourself

[soft coral]

HAHA

HAHAHAHAAH

[stark torrent]

he got us good

he had us

[soft coral]

just a prank

[vivid dawn]

okay i guess

[next temple]

Headshot with an f-1

Did you pitch it into his face like a baseball

[round gust]

I did have that happen with a RGD-5 on Customs lol

[stark torrent]

what is tigz doing

800k dollars

[soft coral]

is he okay?

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-ok-you-ok-are-okay-gif-25407802

[terse pecan]

he will escape from tarkov of course

turning his rubles to dollars to do it

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HHlbLN4FbmQ?si=kd8fhtkPZYnVEXdV

bro is so advanced

he rats in some animal game

[stark torrent]

17 viewers

[radiant loom]

That’s the isle

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-gif-17444795135454861029

[dapper grotto]

what the fuck ivan are you well

did you take you're meds

do you need help my man

[earnest timber]

Its a prank

[soft coral]

no I'm Bulgarian

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

find bulgarian tarkov streamer
complaining about the edition

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