💣tarkov-released

[winged mica]

Pretty sure in like 0.7 Tarkov or even .6

Bots were stupidly cracked

They will kill you 100 meters with Toz like its no tomorrow

[next reef]

Well it's bedtime.

But progress was achieved. I loaded all the assets for streets in 1m30s. Just the whole fucking PC locked up in the end. And when I turned it off and on again the chkdsk command ran. Again thank you all for your help.

[spring fable]

it just sucks because i also killed him

[white void]

if im not mistaken thats a fuckin commonwealth bank ad isn't it

[winged mica]

Damn it Institute

[winged mica]

Ngl

Its suck that I am not taking any business major

Because my entire essay about why BSG way of handling this is a terrible idea would nick me A+

[frosty basalt]

Why are you making an essay/made an essay and can I see it

[white void]

Oh my lord I love "All The Loot"

[vivid dawn]

Yeah its weird that you can just find a selected few weapons in crates etc and not the good stuff

That mod fixes it

I also love the hud that shows you exits and quests

Way easier to memorise where to go

Like i spend more time visualising the paths where to go when i know then when im searching WHERE THE FUCK TO GO

[low iris]

send name

rn

or gauy

[white void]

same

the hud mod is so nice

sure

less realistic

but funny

[vivid dawn]

Modular Hud

Game Panel Hud*

[white void]

oh, almost forgot

found this aswell

[vivid dawn]

Well those were findable without the mod

But thats still POGGIES

[wooden dew]

cheat codes???

well look at that

[white void]

ye, ofc still tho

[white void]

tf is Commando

[wooden dew]

no idea

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[white void]

hmm

[wooden dew]

seems that the reward ones can only be used once

[soft coral]

Gm

[white void]

Luv me fackin crashed heli mod

fackin luv it

[frozen olive]

Did laff hook you up

[white void]

I remember majority of the mods i used like years ago

and someone updated samswats mods

so i yoinked this

and quite a few others

[low iris]

my god what the actual hell is with ground zero

[soft coral]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Things have calmed down btw

somewhat

obv people have been burned and shot and spit at by nikita but its calmed down

[winged mica]

Some good shit

[soft coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/7s6RvQvgna

heheehehehehehehehe

[winged mica]

Opachki

[winged mica]

That post is kinda fake ngl

I think they just tried to farm some fame

Since the translation is everywhere

[soft coral]

No idea its just funny to watch the subreddit

again tho idc about what happens to the game

[vivid dawn]

We will see if theres an Arena showmatch soon though lol

[soft coral]

im playing warface until it dies out and then ill find some other game

[vivid dawn]

If there is,its true

[soft coral]

tarkov hasnt improved at all

ever since I left

the recoil update doesnt justify anything

[vivid dawn]

Isnt Warface on the edge too?

[soft coral]

yes

but its different with warface

[vivid dawn]

Cryengine

[soft coral]

no

the eu side of warface

doesnt advertise the game at all

so it died out in eu

in RU its very advertised and it has 20k players on average

[vivid dawn]

Mhhh ok i get some ads from time to time but only due Steam

[soft coral]

yes

[winged mica]

Man

[vivid dawn]

It isnt a bad game

[winged mica]

Idk if the future looter shooter RPG games would be any good

[vivid dawn]

Just ive got enough f2p ahit

[winged mica]

There is. Russian post apocalyptic looter shooter that looks good but idk

[soft coral]

Warface became very f2p believe it or not

you can get "paid" guns mostly for free you just have to play

[winged mica]

I thought Warface has always a F2P

Just very P2W

[soft coral]

there was some heavy monitizing in the past

[vivid dawn]

First it was zombie survival,then it was overall survival games,then it was mobas,then its fucking battle royales and now extraction looter shooter?

[vivid dawn]

Worst timeline

[soft coral]

guns that were paid werent that much better compsred to f2p ones

THERE WAS BALANCE

it was fair

it was 55/45 in terms of balance

skill was more important

but now

[winged mica]

Warface tbh everywhere

But I did enjoy its Coop gamemode

Back in like 2014

[soft coral]

powercreep got introduced into the game and something happened and the game died out

its a very fun game believe it or not

it plays very well

[winged mica]

Ngl

[soft coral]

and smoothly

[winged mica]

I like Warface wall booster mechanic

[soft coral]

we dont have that

[winged mica]

I thought its the most unique mechanic of FPS back then

[soft coral]

thats warframe

different game

[winged mica]

No thats warface

[soft coral]

warface has sliding

[stark torrent]

no warface had that on the plane map

[winged mica]

You use to be able to assist a teammate up the wall

[soft coral]

OOOH

[stark torrent]

you needed 2 players

yeah

[soft coral]

yes we have that

its awesome

and we can slide

[winged mica]

I play this in 2014 and I remember it vividly

[soft coral]

something tarkov vmcant

cant*

8 years btw

[winged mica]

I remember the zombie map where you had to escort an armored truck through anforest

[soft coral]

cyber horde

very fun mission

[winged mica]

And I thought the burning forest looked sick

[soft coral]

ALSO

WARFACE PVE IS FREE AND GIVES AWESOME REWARDS

its not 250$

[winged mica]

PvP however

God I remember having my face wiped on the ground by Honeybadger

And AS VAL

Thats all I remember

[soft coral]

pvp had microtransactions however if you had skill you could easily kill p2w players

the game didnt die because p2w

it died because lack of advertising and player recruiting

[winged mica]

Tbh

No FPS game is as robbery as Enlisted

I swear to god you need to spend money to buy cosmetic for each soldier

So if you want the same shirt for 8 soldiers you gotta buy it 8 fucking times

[soft coral]

at work from gome
I hear the metal plates for the sewer being moved outside
@stark torrent

wtf they dojng again bro

EVERYDAY

THEY DOING SOMETHING

someone will be drilling the walls

moving heavy furniture and make the entire building shake

someone will be using the anglegrinder

someone will be cutting trees

MORTI MATIIIII

[hallow stream]

Morning lads

[strong hinge]

the apartment above mine has been under construction for the last 7 months

they work saturdays and sometimes sundays

i dont know how its not finished

[soft coral]

BLESS THEIR FAMILY

FLOWERS FOR THEM

[winged mica]

Vtuber man

What are u seekin in this forsaken land

That now costs 250 USD

[strong hinge]

ivan talks here sometimes

ive never even bought this game

[soft coral]

???

what?

why am I dragged into this

[strong hinge]

he asked me why i come here

[frozen olive]

GZ is hurting me 😂

I almost get to extract and I get called away

come back to PC the moment a bot finds my hiding spot

[soft coral]

So one can witness the madman speaking the truth

[frozen olive]

and head taps me

[winged mica]

Gotta download pausing mod

[frozen olive]

Lol no, that's broken af

[stark torrent]

Oh my god it's actually over

[winged mica]

Its joever

[strong hinge]

joe is just a retard now

i cant watch him

[soft coral]

his reviews are legit TRASH

[strong hinge]

yeah

[soft coral]

I remember watching his deus ex reviews

not one good point was made

bro just wanted to whine

[soft coral]

and people are like hell yeah joe sotrue

[hallow stream]

Videogamedonkey

2.0

[soft coral]

Nikita is the only person preston wouldn't give a quest to

[stark torrent]

his channel defo got bigger and he has to please advertisers and shit now

but he is still entertaining

tho i am not watching 80% of his videos anymore lul , just the angry reviews on games i actually care

which are not a lot these days

[soft coral]

reminder that bsg also were going to update to new version of unity @stark torrent

[hallow stream]

Nikita has yet to do his starter tasks of please the community from the players and optimize the fucking game from me

Fuck this guy

[soft coral]

as we said multiple times

The damage he did

is nearly irrepairable

[hallow stream]

Its repairable he just needs to publicly agree ro lobotomize himself

To*

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-gif-19096030

People on the nikita lobotomization stream

[soft coral]

shit go so bad I almost considered installing the game again

to see the shit they cooked while I was gone

[hallow stream]

My friend downloaded tarkov again to play SPT

[soft coral]

respect

[hallow stream]

I am the messanger of SPT

[soft coral]

no you arent

[hallow stream]

Yes i am

I got his ass back on

Now hes asking me what mods to get

[soft coral]

tvoi maiku je messenger na kurac

❤️

[hallow stream]

Odi u bosnu i hodaj kroz livadu

[soft coral]

LMAO

HAHAHAHAAH

I wonder what will happen

dude imagine mark of the unheard on woods @stark torrent

free radar

see scav above 60
they shoot at someone
look at their direction
ah timmy in the bushes

built in esp

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Not p2w btw

unique item

250$ please

or 50

idk

[stark torrent]

they changed it now

if you kill any scav with the radio on you , you lose 0.05 fence rep for that raid unless you also kill a PMC

shafted

[hallow stream]

What the fuck

Why even have that item in the damn game

[cinder parrot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TXgk5ZZwGLs?si=Uh-awaGn-8ma5ya9

[crystal musk]

so who's the best tarkov player since smoke quit

[hallow stream]

That guys a chad

Jump peek the door to make him miss but he ultimately failed cause he probably didnt hear the guy move to the spot where he was

[cinder parrot]

he made all the right plays but got baited when he jumped across to metal stairwell. he prob thought i had pushed further back

[stark torrent]

i killed a guy witht his sick m4 ngl

[crystal musk]

this is a sick m4 ngl you should name it HERA

[soft coral]

instant nerf LMAOOOOOOO

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA

people got fucked so hardd HAHA

100 to ugrade btw

[autumn estuary]

eh, it's not really a big deal.

[soft coral]

they still nerfed it

[autumn estuary]

well the community was crying for it,

[soft coral]

and they fucked the people who bought it

LMAO

[crystal musk]

releasing something OP then nerfing it after most people spend money is a common tactic in korean MMOs

bsg learning fr

[stark torrent]

Hey guys I fucked up by purchasing the Unheard Edition. My wife is super pissed that I spent $250 on it. Apparently she planned to use that money to pay her boyfriend’s court fees. I know that might seem weird to some of you but I’ve gotten to know him over the past few months while driving him to his appointments with his parole officer. He’s a good guy just made some mistakes.

And I know what you’re thinking. “$250” isn’t much but I can only afford so much on my income and I do have a wife and a kid to support. Sure, it’d be easier if my wife’s baby daddy were paying child support but this is a tough economy right now and the job market isn’t the best, but he’s trying.

I low key think this new boyfriend of her’s might make him step up and maybe get a job. From what she says he’s the jealous type and once her boyfriend gets his ankle monitor removed he can get a job and then her baby daddy will too.

Anyhow, how can I get this refunded? My wife says I’m not allowed to touch myself until I get that money back. Which really sucks because between the new boyfriend and her baby daddy my wife is exhausted and too sore to also have sex with me (understandable). I know this might be a little self-centered but I really want to jerk off soon. Any ideas?

[vivid ibex]

Tf did I just read

[soft coral]

average unheard edition buyer

[frozen olive]

Iedys wife boyfriend is a deadbeat

[earnest timber]

oh boy new copypasta dropped

[hallow stream]

Its so fire

Too sore

What the fucking hell

[soft coral]

mfk tarkov has 5k viewers

[stark torrent]

tarkov had like 20k total views yesteday and LVNDMARK had 14k on R6 siege alone

[earnest timber]

Klean needs to stream spt again to bump it up to 10k lol

everyone trying out GZW at the moment

[soft coral]

this game only has viewers because of the 10 famous streamers

everyone else is like 200 max

[earnest timber]

because Tarkov addicts dont care about other games

[soft coral]

theyll play their shitty joke of a shooter

[earnest timber]

the true believers couldnt care less

they are far gone

[hallow stream]

Imagine if all eod buyers refunded eod

Then invested that money for a hitman to kill nikita

Game better

That is what you would call a investment, buying eod is a waste of money

Like buying a skin in valorant

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126886027869573151/1177356265056374854/speed.gif

[soft coral]

Thing is

not every bank

can refund

I want

to make a throwback to this gem @stark torrent

in more detail

[stark torrent]

the rengawr incident

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tyunsmol-argue-whiteboard-white-man-gif-21851203

rengawr the other day

[stark torrent]

real

[soft coral]

yes he was audibly mad and he had every reason to be

but a lot of it was good points

This one

didn't age so well

https://eft.promiseradar.com/

@stark torrent

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAH

HOW DOES IT GET BETTER AND BTTER

[earnest timber]

rent free

[soft coral]

I'm just laughing at your misfortunes

[vivid dawn]

Nikita kinda looks like a guy that i know

You see the the similarity?

I need more fluff in the face cheeks to be a Nikita cosplayer

Shit i look like a drug addict being on withdrawal

What work does to me

[frozen olive]

SPT Withdrawal

[soft coral]

real

[vivid dawn]

ToD

[autumn estuary]

I'd need to put like, 10 stone on to resemble nikita.

[vivid dawn]

Tarkov of Duty

[compact knoll]

You look chinese a bit

https://youtu.be/7jBJfvdzxXU?si=HzPmJpQ1PEXRqkfy

[soft coral]

A MAN WITHOUT PORK BUN IS NOT WHOLE MAN
-xinlaocingpeimao probably

[vivid dawn]

Wtf

Not even close

[compact knoll]

Years ago i was chinese

[vivid dawn]

Im through and through Germanic

[compact knoll]

But now i am naturalized german

[vivid dawn]

[compact knoll]

I dont see no blonde hair

[vivid dawn]

Not everyone was blonde or had blue eyes

Thats like fucking rare traits

Funny austria man made it up that its superior

Its not

Otherwise there would be more blonde blue eyes people

Genetics are funny

Also ffs Godwins law again

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law#:~:text=Godwin's law%2C short for Godwin's,Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

[hallow stream]

Crazy how desync can make somebody look like they are cheating

And if you are friends with a developer or somebody with ban perms you can straight up get somebody banned

Bsg is so incapable of fixing their game

[vivid dawn]

Youd be surprised in how many online games that happens

[hallow stream]

Ive mostly heard it on tsrkov

Tarkov*

Since the servers are just bad

[vivid dawn]

No

I mean banning people cause friends with devs

[hallow stream]

I know

[vivid dawn]

Happened in ARK a lot on official PvP Servers

[compact knoll]

[hallow stream]

I just didnt hear any story like that anywhere else cause I dont play much games like that

[vivid dawn]

Warthunder rigged YT touranemts around 2016

[hallow stream]

Classic

Snail games owned game has horrible management

[vivid dawn]

Like it happens A LOT

[earnest timber]

Russians

[spring fable]

Ahh gotta love woods

need gas ans? Flash dirves? woods got you covered

[next temple]

fuck it we ball

[spring fable]

cant believe wd 40 is like 15 k on live
im searching my ass of for that stuff

[soft coral]

toolboxes

[spring fable]

i mean sure
i know where they can spawn
they just dont want to

[soft coral]

These didn't age well

at all

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Kinda funny how SPT modders can add almost any feature they want

meanwhile BSG can't do it for 8 years

Yeah the game is definitely closing in on 1.0 guys

keep trusting nikita

[earnest timber]

such as auto shoulder switch on left lean

or auto heal cancel

basic QoL stuff

[soft coral]

the shoulder switch

is so dumb in the live game

the guy uses the SAME ARMS and just puts the gun to the left side

bro that is not how you do it

you know how cancer it is to shoot like that?

[earnest timber]

They'd have to add different animation for every gun in the game

to make it make sense

[soft coral]

because believe it or not

you dont use the same hand when you switch shoulders

for hip fire maybe...

they legit reversed the thing and called it a day

adjusted animation slightly and thats it

I dont even want to look at the vaulting animaiton

[earnest timber]

and it has a separate keybind

unnecessary keybind bloat

[soft coral]

dont forget that youre the ones that play this garbage not me

❤️

well

until a few days ago

when 50% of the playerbase downloaded spt

[earnest timber]

I have to play the game to make content, i already have thousands of clip, not gonna make it go to waste

[soft coral]

youre an exception

cuz content makes you money

[earnest timber]

To some degree yeah

But im getting real tired of the game aswell, believe me lol

[soft coral]

I was the same

for 2000 hours

Granted I shat on the game every chance I had

[soft coral]

Good.

8 years of development and they've only managed to make this much

anyone would get tired

maps become stale after the 1000-th raid

[earnest timber]

At this point fuck it im gonna run my most expensive kit ever

who cares

we ball

[soft coral]

I mean

thats what I did prior to me uninstalling

or

I did the opposite

cheapest kit and try to snowball and kill some geared guy in a bush

annoying part is when you run a expensive kit and die on spawn

[spring fable]

Live was good on customs

upgraded armor, gpu, some money stuff
a sniper mosin for the jäger quests

tho i only got one of those bullshit markers placed

a yes sit half a minute next to a tanker after placing a gps tracker on them
why? i dont know

[autumn estuary]

you can run off and leave.

there's just 30s where someone else can shoot the marker.

[compact knoll]

man do you really need gingy and the wz vallets

also how does the containers work in spt

do you start with alpha

i never saw someone with gamma

[autumn estuary]

you start with the teir you choose

So you can start with EOD

or start zero to hero like a real man.

[spring fable]

wtf?
who would wanna do that

[wooden chasm]

You can choose which one you want

[spring fable]

wz is like 20k and gingy 50k
good money

[compact knoll]

yes

sell them

[autumn estuary]

folks who don't want to sit in an area for 30s when they don't need to?

[spring fable]

thats the intent

[autumn estuary]

mission completes if you babysit it or not.

[compact knoll]

[autumn estuary]

Just don't die for 30s

[spring fable]

huh

[fervent yew]

they added one tapping cheaters to SPT, check this

[spring fable]

i meant who would wanna shoot the tracker

[autumn estuary]

Oh,

Dickheads.

[compact knoll]

everybody i know

why sit for 30 seconds

[spring fable]

i thought you have to stay there

[compact knoll]

when you can

idk

go to then next point

[autumn estuary]

I've never had a tracker shot, but seen it happen like, twice.

[fervent yew]

ground zero sucks

[spring fable]

because everything else dont make sense

[compact knoll]

you dont

its just if you die in that 30 seconds

it wont count

[spring fable]

if someone can shoot the tracker, he could just shoot you in the head

[autumn estuary]

Only if you're there.

[spring fable]

hm

nice to know i wont have to sit on construction for 30 secs

been doing the quest like that for years

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-gif-17444795135454861029

[foggy jay]

SPT Realism rebalanced PMC gear (less geared, less bullshit bullet-wise, less easy to obtain backpacks, no more easy to get top tier armors, easy bot tier recognition thanks to armband color grading, 9x21 got some love).

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

Ah found funni 7.62/AK pMCs at lvl 5?

It goes from PP-19 and MP5 to that quick lol

[hushed elk]

grok arrived and dropped a rebalance

[frozen olive]

GSPT(R)

Do you mind pinning that?

[foggy jay]

Yes. But don’t worry I also have a rebalance of the PMC tier progression

[frozen olive]

Pistols till level 20

[foggy jay]

Not like that no

[frozen olive]

More full auto/caliber early on?

[foggy jay]

But the files above should fix 50% of the jarring issues

[frozen olive]

How are you findinf the healing mechanics?

[foggy jay]

I disabled it

[frozen olive]

I always end up disabling them cause damn it sucks

[foggy jay]

[frozen olive]

Lool

[foggy jay]

Tarkov system is painful enough

[frozen olive]

Yeah they're neat but its like

Death from 1000 cuts

W tons of debuffs

[foggy jay]

Tarkov system only shines once you have stims

[frozen olive]

Stims and Surgery Kits

I kinda wish we had a limb heal stim

But that sounds op lol

[hallow stream]

lao ganma

[foggy jay]

I mean the main issue is like : walk in a scav nest > instant bye bye

I had like 12 scavs going from no sound to Cheeki breeki in interchange

[hallow stream]

stabbing myself with a needle and my powdered arm suddenly turns to normal

[foggy jay]

Blacked my legs I was done for

[frozen olive]

With swags and sain?

Lool yeah

Kneed and dropped

[spring fable]

2nd time today i fucked a scav and with his dying breath he head eyed me with his shotgun

[frozen olive]

Scavs communicate really well on normal +

[foggy jay]

Yeah I have swag donuts sain questing bots looting bots realism

[frozen olive]

I hate getting jumped by 3 and the PMCs they're fighting

[foggy jay]

Replace all buckshots by slugs

[frozen olive]

Worse actually

Lol

[spring fable]

i turned up the timer for when they stop spawning
at least in the last 10 minutes you shouldnt get even more enemies

[frozen olive]

Stomach gone

[spring fable]

not sure that would help

[dapper grotto]

it would help you dying harder

[foggy jay]

Main issue in realism is the AK recoil and how easily you get 50+ pen rounds

[frozen olive]

Yeah

Specially how deadly shit is in realism lol

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

[foggy jay]

Just full auto torso

Also the SMGs suck

But 5.45 PS is everywhere and all powerful

[hushed elk]

the mpx is pretty fine imo

[hallow stream]

i keep finding high tier bullets and losing them

[foggy jay]

Then the author makes tier 9 armors so easy to find just so that NPCs have a chance to fight back

I get the intent, but what’s needed is to properly delay AKs

And full auto M4 etc

But I mean; NPCs having M85XA1 everywhere doesn’t help

[hushed elk]

i think i have like 5 stacks of m855a1

shit is a bit too common

[silk trout]

same and i play scince yesterday

[hushed elk]

like i lose mags of it when i die
got to GW kill a usec pmc

and chances are

they will have more

cherry on top if its 60 rounder mags full of the stuff

[fervent yew]

Thorax this, thorax that...

[spring fable]

now i wore glasses
so pmc shot me in the jaw with 545 hp
rip sk4 armor

[foggy jay]

Also HP rounds with actual pen is kind of weird

the recoil is much higher thouhg

[foggy jay]

yeah no wonder... T2 PMCs can already have tons of them

What I find weird is that balancing wise, 5.45 and 5.56 are simply the best calibers, and they are readily available

aka, just kill some PMCs and you are geared

[silk trout]

i love the adrenaline system of realism (running on blacked limbs in combat for a few sec). Do you know if you can enable that without having the medical changes ?

[foggy jay]

Just take a pain killer ?

pain killer in base tarkov = you can run on black legs

[silk trout]

yeah i know. But standing in the open and instantly being a sitting duck until you take a pain killer isnt immersive for me.

Ill look into it myself tho. Thanks ;).

[hushed elk]

realism medical changes are total aids

[silk trout]

i like the concept but being shot once by a scav and then being a nugget for the rest of the raid sucks

[hushed elk]

carry meds ?

[silk trout]

... you can only heal with surgical kits

and it takes forever

[hushed elk]

better than being a nugget isnt it

[silk trout]

... smartass XD

[foggy jay]

just disable realism healing system

[silk trout]

i think i would like very slow passive health gen if your high hyd\eng and have no other wounds

[hushed elk]

also green man
were do i put these in case i want to use them

[silk trout]

yeah im gonna do that for now and look into making a mod that changes the realism med system to my liking

[silk trout]

gimme a sec ill give you the paths

\SPTarkov\SPTARKOV\user\mods\SPT-Realism\db\bots\loadouts\PMCs

there ya go

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[silk trout]

game needs more time in the oven

e.g. Audio has a lot of issues rn

nothing unfixable tho imo.

[hushed elk]

[spring fable]

Lets gooo

[silk trout]

mmh ledx

[spring fable]

ledx in the medbag at old gas station

[stark torrent]

Single Player Tarkov ( SPT )

Get the fuck out of here

[spring fable]

shiiiit

forgot to mark the tanker

[compact knoll]

im sorry edy

but you have no power here

#💣tarkov-released message

[stark torrent]

Power is to the people

[compact knoll]

better dead then whatever that is

[stark torrent]

Escape from Scam

to be fair , shit , ok backtracking

[compact knoll]

thats why there is no ending in the game

[stark torrent]

fuck it we keep everything here so the channel doesnt die and i talk alone

or worse, i am locked with ivan

[compact knoll]

i played tarkov once

they put me in a room

a room with ivan

[stark torrent]

i remember, you carried me on interchange

thank you artyom

[compact knoll]

[spring fable]

btw., you guys used to do sniping on woods a lot, right?
do you know how draw distance is in terms of char models?
im plying on vanilla settings, wondering if i should increase or something

[frozen olive]

Go back to your Unheard

[spring fable]

with amands you can actually see the camp from scav rock

not just fog

[foggy jay]

released WAAAAAAAAY too early

They just released it as a quick cash grab to get the Tarkov players.

[stark torrent]

yeah hype died when i heard they release it this week lmfao that was some speedrun to take Tarkov players

[foggy jay]

Exactly

[stark torrent]

main issues right now apparently it runs like absolute ass

[foggy jay]

right now their servers are shitting the bed while the base game mechanics aren't polished enough

[stark torrent]

yeah and the animations and shit look stiff af

[foggy jay]

Yep

still better than Tarkov alpha

[stark torrent]

oh well , BSG once again gets to "live" because of their singular W

making Tarkov lol

[soft coral]

BISMILLAHHHH WE'VE GONE FULL CIRCLEEEERRE WOOOOOOOO

[foggy jay]

but actually BSG rectified the problem

everyone will get coop with mods

[stark torrent]

yeah , not in a week tho

[soft coral]

Bro i predict the future

[strong hinge]

Oh wow gray zone warfare released in bad state

[soft coral]

Im THAT good

[strong hinge]

That's insane, that's crazy

[foggy jay]

Who could have guessed

even on stream the game did not feel crazy good tbh

[dapper grotto]

ivan gonna die from an overdose of schandenfreude at this point

[stark torrent]

On the other hand

Game is 35 bucks
Game is on steam
You can refund
Most Tarkov streamers are reviewing it so you can actually decide if its worth it or not

Something TARKOV never gave you the chance

[strong hinge]

Nothing I heard about the game made it sound appealing

[stark torrent]

same i want it to be good but i dont get the feel idk

it seems fun for a few hours then meh

[hallow stream]

question, does amands make my game run better fps wise or worse

[stark torrent]

who is amanda

[hallow stream]

Iedy both sides of your pillow will be warm tonight

[strong hinge]

Amanda is the squirrel that powers his computer

[stark torrent]

maybe she can breed with Josta's hamster and their kids will be an upgrade

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-wipe-wipe-sweat-gif-12059010

Such saucy topics

[hushed elk]

if you tweak it yes

[soft coral]

okay

I'm off work

whats going down

[stark torrent]

gl ivanovi

Alo, da

[strong hinge]

The tarkov killer sucks and apparently some underaged trans furry offtopic user might've been sending dick pics

[soft coral]

alo pula

На майкати путката на баща ти дупката

❤️

Син да ти се роди та зет да ти доведе
Да ти изсъхне ВСИЧКО , освен прането.

На дядо ти хемороида да целунеш

I said "I hope your evening goes great and you have a wonderful week"

[soft coral]

who could've seen it coming

you release a game thats developed at like 10%

[wintry ridge]

its weird how they would not prepare for having like

more players than the streamer test

especially when they're trying to make a direct competitor to tarkov

and released it like 3 or 4 days after tarkov shat itself

[frozen olive]

Literally what I said yesterday lol

Every fucking online game

can't fucking make like the 101 "let's have more servers ready"

[stark torrent]

TO BE FAIR

Helldivers 2 had the same issues and had negative reviews on release

So....i say we let this game cook

[wintry ridge]

well helldivers 2

expected like 40k players

max

[winged mica]

Whats news mah dudes

[stark torrent]

well these guys expected how many

[wintry ridge]

and they got what? 10x that

[winged mica]

So ig the Tarkov people calmed down?

[frozen olive]

Actually close to 800k

[wintry ridge]

not enough for tryna release while tarkov is shitting itself

[winged mica]

Wait

Why GZW is being shat on

[wintry ridge]

lmao everyones streaming in sub only mode because the game is so dogshit right now

[stark torrent]

runs like shit on top tier PC , servers are struggling

and a few people expected tarkov 3.0

[winged mica]

Man

[stark torrent]

but that can be ignored i guess

[winged mica]

What happened to ppl releasing their games in the dog shit state these years

Like its a norm

They really cut corner for quality control huh

[brittle sinew]

Big hype make game fast release fast make people buy fast

Short term profit short term profit gib gib gib

[soft coral]

it is what it is

[winged mica]

Damn what is this statement

Konami?

[brittle sinew]

No, DICE

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent this would have released better if they gave supporter edition 6 months of priority queue

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

idk why you expect

an unfinished game to do well

what kind of retarded thinking is that

[wintry ridge]

i mean

road to vostok is unfinished

and pretty good

[winged mica]

I love how you cant go through the entire interview without seeing ppl shit on Tarkov

[brittle sinew]

People expected it to be in a releasable state, that's why

[winged mica]

Every other comments are a tarkov rant

[soft coral]

PHAHAHAHAAHAH

EXPECTED

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!!?

clearly you haven't

[brittle sinew]

They saw the streamers play the game like smooth sailing

They said to themselves, "I'm sure it'll be fine"

[soft coral]

[brittle sinew]

Just like they did with so many recent games

[soft coral]

the cycle will keep repeating itself

tarkov wont release

they know they can AND WILL milk it

[brittle sinew]

Hanlon's razor bro

Don't think they do it out of malice, when it's because they're incompetent and stupid

[stark torrent]

@leaden dirge hi

[winged mica]

No way hes here

[stark torrent]

he played gamma before

but he prob wont answer cause he cant see the ping

[frozen olive]

I was here when he got in the server lol

we didn't believe it was him

Lmaoo

[dapper grotto]

friend just refunded grayzone he going back to SPT

[soft coral]

I'm him

[real solstice]

How grayzone

[dapper grotto]

#💣tarkov-released message

[real solstice]

predictable

[spring fable]

loaded
2 good customs runs in a row

and got 2 missions done, too

[soft coral]

Ye but

at the end of the day

spt is still entirely vs ai

which is its biggest downside

[earnest timber]

people like to have fun?

unheard of

its funny when the SAIN AI is better than most of the American players

[vivid dawn]

[frozen olive]

Man

Ivan you're going to start sounding like Juno

Where's muh pvp interactions

[soft coral]

I was never like that

Tarkov pvp is garbage

CS GO pvp is better than tarkov pvp

Crab like a bitch

until the guy makes a noise

or run back and forth back and forth peeking with free look and then swing him because peekers advantage lololo

[fast garden]

forgot eroktic was in here lol

in any case im excited for gzwof course its gonna be pretty rough around the edges rn

[soft coral]

eroktic

has the biggest badge

that gives him the right to shit on tarkov

even more than me

[fast garden]

its bigger than anyones right to

hands down

but like

gzw getting shat on is expected and also kinda sad

like damn bro its early access

now if its still early access a few months from now

yeah i get it

but the game just fucking launched in early access

and it still has things that look like they were mobile game devs

[wooden chasm]

The gaming community is great

[fast garden]

which if you knew what madfinger made originally

that would make sense

[soft coral]

didn't we learn anything?

not ONE lesson?

[fast garden]

2 hours vs like

8 years bro

give it like a few months

then shit on it for that

[soft coral]

DIDNT WE LEARN ANYTHING!?!?!?!?!?

[fast garden]

average complainer reading my messages and ignorning every detail challenge

[soft coral]

yes

I actually didn't read

LOL

[fast garden]

u arent real bro lmao

[stark torrent]

you must be new here

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

HAAHAHAHA

[fast garden]

yeah so

[soft coral]

we're balkan here

get used to it

[undone perch]

I agree with you fwiw. I think most the complaints are unreasonable to make so quickly.

[fast garden]

how many messages do you have to get to reach legend rank btw

[wooden chasm]

he isn’t he talked here a lot a couple months ago

He’s literally a sweat

[vivid dawn]

Lul

[fast garden]

bro remembers

[vivid dawn]

Big L take

[undone perch]

K

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

im still higher level than everyone on my friends list, and havent played in months lmao

[wooden chasm]

A lot and you only gain rank by talking in newbie

[soft coral]

all of his chains will get stolen

he lost

[stark torrent]

yeah to Untold we absolutely DO NOT CARE

[fast garden]

bahahahah

[wooden chasm]

Cause you people are the reason I can’t get quest done in bunker

[fast garden]

my fault gang

[soft coral]

Yes.

[wooden chasm]

I remember most people like a women

Idk why

[fast garden]

i think i vaugely remember that convo ab bunker

thats hillarious

[soft coral]

ignoring the fact that I was banned once or twice and left 2 more times

[wooden chasm]

Selective memory

[soft coral]

I've been here for a long time

[fast garden]

yeah ur a freak ivan

lmao

[wooden chasm]

Ivan is Bulgarian

[soft coral]

plus

[fast garden]

[wooden chasm]

Of course he is

[soft coral]

I had a different account that got banned

because I was in aracist discord

:)

we were all bulgarian

[brittle sinew]

Racist to whom

[soft coral]

nobody

[wooden chasm]

Gypsies prob

[brittle sinew]

That decides if it's based or cringe

I hope gypsies

[fast garden]

gonna boot tarkov

live

[soft coral]

ofc its gypsies

I"M BULGARIAN

[fast garden]

look at my stats

[brittle sinew]

Lets go!!

[fast garden]

and the last insurance

[soft coral]

have you learned nothing?

[wooden chasm]

Yeah everyone here plays spt now

[fast garden]

me too buddy

me too

[wooden chasm]

LOL

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

nice.

[fast garden]

been playing proj fika

[soft coral]

But ye my rank is not a direct representitive of how long I've been here

I'm ancient

[wooden chasm]

Just look at busy

He’s the definition of that

[soft coral]

I remember

I joined right after gamma became RC2

or rc1

one of the two

[fast garden]

yeah so

gonna send stats

keep in mind i have genuinely not played in 2 months

[wooden chasm]

Zased

[fast garden]

im sorry for what i have done

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-6188191254293735199

[fast garden]

i like the people who say mean things to be because im good lol

its funny

[soft coral]

being good in tarkov is all about being agressive

[fast garden]

true

[wooden chasm]

Kill yiirself!!!

[soft coral]

uhhh

you stink

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

its over for you

[stark torrent]

we lost

[soft coral]

MR SAXOBEAT

[fast garden]

i missed snow so much

so happy its in spt as a toggle

[soft coral]

cocaine

[stark torrent]

Im going on LIVE TARKOV to kill SHTURMAN

[fast garden]

good luck bro

[stark torrent]

thanks sir you too

[soft coral]

I hope you die

in game

[fast garden]

because mounted gl cheats are back apparently

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[soft coral]

I remember this one

brings me back

back then

y'all laughed

now look at you

[wooden chasm]

I hope something bad happens to you while you walk to work

[soft coral]

like what?

I get run over?

you'd be doing me a favor brother

:D

[fast garden]

actually a really funny gif i have no idea what its from but like

[wooden chasm]

robbed

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[fast garden]

sending that to gc after i got folded in guilty gear

[soft coral]

just because I'm bulgarian doesn't mean we get robbed

that the country above me

[fast garden]

[wooden chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[soft coral]

we here , get beaten.

or dogs attack us

[wooden chasm]

You are all the same

[soft coral]

Nobody steals from anyone here

we're all poor

instead

we will beat you up and maybe stab you

[wooden chasm]

Your just iedy

[fast garden]

alr back to my cave for until the nest funny tarkov thing happens or 2 months from now

[soft coral]

@stark torrent when did this wipe , wipe.

[fast garden]

exactly 125 days ago

[soft coral]

Come back for the next time they scam players

[stark torrent]

around christmas i th ink

[soft coral]

ooh

[fast garden]

yep

[soft coral]

now we're end of april

5th month

soon wipe

[brittle sinew]

My profile, for the last month or two I've only hopped on to run the btc farm and crafts lol

[fast garden]

real

yeah that lines up right

[brittle sinew]

Been there the entire wipe, only played <400 raids
Just about shows my drive to play this game lmao

[fast garden]

most of my friends that still play have stats roundabout the same, and stopped playing as much like a month ago

yeah i was grinding the first 65ish days

[soft coral]

Tarkov players absolutely despising tarkov but still playing it

[dapper grotto]

same

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

i just like player stat menus so much

[brittle sinew]

I didn't even play the first two weeks

[fast garden]

esp in depth ones

[brittle sinew]

Until snow came then I wanted to play

[soft coral]

mentioning ESP

[fast garden]

oh right we didnt have snow at the start right

[soft coral]

I can't wait for the esp editon

[fast garden]

that means i only barely playedbefore they readded snow lmao

[soft coral]

the bot flir

[fast garden]

you do lots of thermal raids?

[soft coral]

if only you didnt use that shit

every raid

is thermal raid for him

[fast garden]

lmao

i mean

[soft coral]

i wish him all the best

[brittle sinew]

6/10 drip

[fast garden]

its lowkey the most effective way to play

[soft coral]

drip goes mid ngl

too much going on

[dapper grotto]

kinda schocked that you're only 2 levels above me i havent played for almost 3 months now

[fast garden]

i just cant do thermal 24/7 its so boring

[soft coral]

yes

gets too easy

see someone 100+ meters away
1 tap them
repeat

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

yeah

[soft coral]

if I wanted to play sniper elite I would play sniper fucking elite bruv

[fast garden]

most people are either

1 too poor to run thermal all the time

or

[soft coral]

sure its OP

[fast garden]

2 think its boring

[soft coral]

but its turbo cringe and boring

after the 10th raid

[brittle sinew]

Which wipe did you start in?

[soft coral]

I think he started 1/2 wipes before I did

[stark torrent]

i started on lighthouse

12.12

[soft coral]

we don't talk about early ivan

I'm a changed person

[dapper grotto]

12.11 for me

[fast garden]

i actually was a turbo timmy on an old standard acc from before factory and customs expansions

[dapper grotto]

more or less racist?

[fast garden]

but didnt play very much bc laptop

[fast garden]

but that acc was a gift from my granddad and he later disputed the charge since on a bank statement the tarkov purchase looks super sus

so acc got blasted lmao

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

it would have been super sad if it didnt happen like

days before a wipe

so atp i just got my own version

[brittle sinew]

7.5/10, red vest ruins it

[soft coral]

about the same

[spring fable]

wtf

[soft coral]

Love how

pedro only looks at thedrip

my man

[spring fable]

it didnt count the last marker

[soft coral]

Skill issue

[brittle sinew]

You know it 😎

[fast garden]

real

[soft coral]

250$ please

[dapper grotto]

usec drip sucks balls sadly

[brittle sinew]

I only play tarkov for the drip

[soft coral]

your mother knows all about that

[brittle sinew]

Nah it's the best, it's how you use it

[soft coral]

usec drip isn't as bad as people make it out to be

you need to be able to match them together

to make a fit