💣tarkov-released

[hallow stream]

honestly

we should just remove no SPT or whatever mods from the channel description

cause I think soon enough EFT is ONLY going to be said mods

[soft coral]

logical also installed SPT

we're oficially balls deep

[dapper grotto]

rengawr is still going btw

[spring fable]

so many things havent aged well

[hallow stream]

oh wait

the pinned messages

[spring fable]

u know what i mean

[hallow stream]

we got the grok stamp of approval we dont have to give a shit abt the description

i didnt notice on phone but now that im on pc I see

[dapper grotto]

@soft coral check Rengawr stream man is spitting atm

[spring fable]

i mean afaik even grok started looking into tarkov modding lately
thats like a sacrilege
or was

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

who dis

[soft coral]

smitty

[hallow stream]

never watched em

[untold harness]

His friend is almost level 70

what the fuck

[hallow stream]

no hoes

[soft coral]

I lost all respect for smitty

I hope hackers target them

[hallow stream]

smelly no shower no deodarant

[eager spindle]

and he bought this new scam edition XD

[hallow stream]

no girlfriend no money no job

stinky

[dapper grotto]

what mod is logic playing
mans got a thicc case in his gamma

[long reef]

I haven't played Tarkov in a while after hearing the news. I was waiting for release. I thought it was a Russian made game and questioned, did the war make them turn into assholes?
first answer that popped up said that they are pretending to be in the UK after the invasion of Ukraine, but they're still located in Russia. It gets worse.
" Yes, Escape from Tarkov Is a Russian Game Made by Russians "
go pull up that video it realistically can't be shown here.

[vivid dawn]

Their UK office their filing taxes with has 1 Employee which is a director named Ludmilla

She has 7 or so companies

4 of them liquidated

They rented an office at the stated adress

its probably empty

Everything i tried to find out about Ludmilla ended in Russia smh

So its all dead ends

They definetly do some money laundering

[spring fable]

gets even better
nikita and the game has some very questionable connections

imma pm you that tho

[vivid dawn]

kk

not suprised if its the "Atomic Heart" situation

[obtuse viper]

The Floppa

[hallow stream]

4.3k viewers holy shit

[dapper grotto]

even fucking linus holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUQkkT4WFg

[stark torrent]

[eager spindle]

even moist critical covered this https://youtu.be/8YfYDreV2tM

[spring fable]

i dont know much about that atomic heart stuff, but this is really rough and begs the question if you wanna give them money and if some of that doesnt get.. repurposed

[hallow stream]

time to watch klean play SPT cause I cant play it myself

[obtuse viper]

floppa

[frozen olive]

Realism mod is really good

[final sleet]

You think it's called the unheard edition cause BSGs audacity is unheard of?

[frozen olive]

Ballbusting punishing

[long reef]

there's been a lot of hate towards tarkov in the past for various reasons. them banning people for saying something bad about the game or asking for something to change. (oh getting banned on twitch). the game was called pay to win or stated it was created in russia. before this event all of those things have been met with community disbelief and those people got thumbs downs and the like. now. it's the exact opposite. big streamers are showing the story and next week they probably won't.

[hallow stream]

what it do if you did play it

[vivid dawn]

yeah what i just got send is a reason to ban the game in the EU

[final sleet]

The cheaters can have eft haha

[frozen olive]

Well, in-raid healing is more complex and so is damage and armor, it had armor zones and soft armor before actual Tarkov

[eager spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52R3wgOzqw

[frozen olive]

Different combat stances, AI cheeky

[eager spindle]

just watch video

[frozen olive]

gear blocking healing

good recoil too, trader changes

and hitzones including 1 shot areas like the spine

[hallow stream]

so basically a million more keybinds

I dont think Im installing that if theres more keybinds

[eager spindle]

different stances are on your arrows keys iirc and you dont have to use them

[final sleet]

Do they add all sorts of fun ways money makes you better for adses $realism"

[long reef]

oof. and it deleted the entire post

because i put a link to a discord channel with people who know about consumer protection acts in various countries

[long reef]

https://www.reddit.com/r/accursedfarms/comments/14gik8n/check_out_the_accursed_farms_discord_server/

that works

my message was deleted i'm not retyping it

but basically that server has consumer right activists and people knowledgeable about what can be done throughout the world. it's not just EU

[vivid dawn]

i rather consult with a lawyer in that regard and law

Because first counceling is free here.

[eager spindle]

can't do shit cuz i bought thru re-seller for cheap xD It's standard edition anyway so

[long reef]

very cool. i wish you godspeed.

[soft coral]

its still going

https://youtu.be/vm1OK7grqSI?si=WWyQQE_HpGSURbqZ

[hallow stream]

on 2nd thought i might download this

[hallow stream]

wtf the russians going at this harder than the rest of the community

[strong hinge]

yoo the realism mod got updated? nice, shame its gonna take 5 years to dl it cus the site is down

[eager spindle]

it's super good and you can just disable the things you don't enjoy in the config

[hallow stream]

wait SAIN is fucking cracked I just saw a Klean clip where the AI called him a fucking pussy and bhop jump peeked him and killed him

[dapper grotto]

you know shits going down when the russian community is getting pissed to this degree

[hallow stream]

wait this shits awesome

fuck normal tarkov tap me into modded

30 hours wasted on normal tarkov

fuck this shit

[dapper grotto]

another soul liberated

[eager spindle]

im ~2500h XDD

[hallow stream]

he gets called a pussy

bhop jump peeked and killed

LOL

[dapper grotto]

the sain bots are insane

they also have chad and rat presets

[hallow stream]

can you use sain and realism at the same time

[dapper grotto]

its great

[hallow stream]

or do those 2 not go together

[fast garden]

The sain bots are insane

[eager spindle]

i almost bought new pc after 7 years just to play this game, not happening now thank God

[dapper grotto]

pretty sure klean is playing with both atm

[fast garden]

I watched reshala jump through a door away from me

I’ve been playing coop modded

Most spt mods work with it since it’s p2p

[hallow stream]

this guy Klean just challenged Nikita to ego ban him for playing SPT

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

he dropped the email which he makes all the purchases with

[fast garden]

Didn’t he literally ask nikita permission to stream spt

[hallow stream]

somebody asked him if hes banned yet and then he said he isnt and dropped the email

which has all his accounts

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/Z4GUHFsKiCI?si=i-q0XtCe5ic1z_wD

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

actual goated meme

bsg about to realize why you shouldn't fuck with the internet

[hallow stream]

I cant wait to play SPT and get pre fired by some fucking bot telling me "fuck you dumbass idiot" right as it runs up to me and starts bhopping and shit

got im gonna enjoy playing the game

now site, alakazam fix yourselves PLEASE

nvm it still dont work

[long reef]

they're gonna get sued

[fast garden]

It’s actually hysterical because they CAN and WILL

[long reef]

Q: Regarding the DLC line, when you can check out the prep order page, the season pass line for EOD has been removed, but can be found using internet archive.
A: we didnt remove that

heads up, save that archive page now

[vivid dawn]

wayback machine

[long reef]

correct but if the owner requests it be taken down it has to

[vivid dawn]

Yeah wont happen

nobody ever does that

i dont even think they know it exists

[soft coral]

I have never seen a community this united over something a company did

my god

[dapper grotto]

seriously

[soft coral]

its beautiful

[hallow stream]

I think the last time a community was this united

[dapper grotto]

like fuck me i have never seen this in the last 15 years

[hallow stream]

was when that 1 streamers cod skin got removed

and everyone was fucking FURIOUS

[long reef]

you maybe right. i believe that only applies to copywritten material that i heard about

[spring fable]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-classic-announcer-radio-gif-4844905

now i can install spt

[hallow stream]

DUDE HES HAVING A STANDOFF WITH LIKE 2 NPCS

[hallow stream]

AND THEYRE JUST SHOOTING BETWEEN EACH OTHER

THIS IS AWESOME

[hallow stream]

where

[long reef]

plus it's in so many videos by now it doesn't matter

[spring fable]

where what?
you have to start tarkov once after installing to install spt
dont make me explain my jokes

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/1233787504319266847/nikita_moment.mp4?ex=662e5da7&is=662d0c27&hm=45153ab9eb99e8a045b7168dd5ca079393d41b9f802af8ca47ede5d3e0d1ad27&

[hallow stream]

thats pretty funny

spongebob can never not be funny

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/1233788059418497065/7BF12182-EF96-44D0-8854-014F14FD3D23.mov?ex=662e5e2c&is=662d0cac&hm=ba122cde62ef8734ffec5dd49e7511707db90ac14b350990106f56a9ed9c0b2c&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/1233786759012159538/Unheard_Edition.mp4?ex=662e5cf5&is=662d0b75&hm=213fb23ceb46dad033454d31bfbf2268fb9b2234a43aed830376cb1df3496fb2&

the memes from the discord

[soft coral]

its not a dlc

[spring fable]

all in

[soft coral]

its ...what did he call it?

major feature

HAHAHA

[spring fable]

lets play poker
i go all in
if you win i only meant the 1€ chips

[hallow stream]

thats like destiny 2 saying

their DLCs aren't DLCs

[hallow stream]

when every single fucking thing they release for that shit is a DLC

[hallow stream]

FUCK THIS GUY

I MADE THAT JOKE 1ST

IM FUCKING SUEING HIM

[soft coral]

nikita alt accounts

spotted

[hallow stream]

ask how much they paid him to say that

[wintry ridge]

didn't he say some hateful shit on twitter

[spring fable]

he doesnt even know that nikita only thinks of him as standart edition scum

filth

lowest of the low

[hallow stream]

he said he wants to teach his own kid abt lgbtq stuff

thats abt it

nothing else

like school shouldnt teach that, parents should

that was the extent of it

[spring fable]

whats hateful about that tho

oh

[hallow stream]

activision doesnt like that

so they just removed his shit from the game

[spring fable]

him teaching

[wintry ridge]

he responded to a post about lgbt demonstrators getting attacked with "maybe they should leave little kids alone"

[spring fable]

imagine him teaching someone about integrity

[hallow stream]

I mean community and like cod streamers sided with him

[spring fable]

lets stop there tho

[hallow stream]

so i guess he was in the right

idk

my knowledge goes
he doesnt like schools teaching that he thinks parents should and thats the end of it

[winged mica]

Does he teach his kid about knowledge or he wants to convert his kid

[hallow stream]

about knowledge

[wintry ridge]

people can side with you without you being right

[winged mica]

Then ig ppl just being hateful

[wintry ridge]

especially fucking cod streamers

the most mindless of streamers past apex ones

[strong hinge]

this is what got his cosmetic removed

[wintry ridge]

yeah its not even a protest to teach lgbt stuff in school

just recognize june as pride month or whatever

yeah go draw some rainbows and stick em on the hallway walls or whatever

[hallow stream]

yikes

i didnt see this one

[hallow stream]

i cant even tell whats the 1st word said in the video

I just hear KOGA

[soft coral]

that means "when"

[hallow stream]

i know

[soft coral]

he knows

[hallow stream]

its so fast and mumbled

what balkan language is this

cause i cant fucking tell

[soft coral]

Bulgarian

[hallow stream]

ah

[soft coral]

I'll be sending you flowers

[hallow stream]

I swear to christ all the fucking villages in the balkans look exactly the same

[soft coral]

oh

yes

[hallow stream]

was walking thru this street literally yesterday

[soft coral]

its open brick houses and htats it

[soft coral]

bro has been there

[dapper grotto]

the 50 year soviet trial experience

[winged mica]

BMT-80

[compact knoll]

the higher the edition the less chance of getting banned i guess

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

you realize

cheaters will target you

[hallow stream]

cheater beat cheater

who has the snappier aim bot

lvl 18 15 raids

make it more obvious

[soft coral]

I really hope thats not your screenshot

[hallow stream]

he prob got it from the russian eft server

[soft coral]

wdym , youre just a bot this guy is obv good at the game and knows the spawns

git gud nub

skill issue

learn the spawns

[compact knoll]

you guys are getting too intelegent

[soft coral]

intelligent*

[hallow stream]

nuh uh

[soft coral]

something you clearly aren't

[hallow stream]

im retarded

[soft coral]

[terse pecan]

he knows that you have a ledx on you because

he knows the spawns man

he knows that you got in there

picked up the ledx

[compact knoll]

says the guy who studied at uni for 3 years and then just left

[soft coral]

he smelled you

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

[hallow stream]

he smells the splorge on your chair after you picked up that ledx

[vivid dawn]

169 KD lol

[soft coral]

oh I just saw that

[spring fable]

Amanda

[terse pecan]

amanda graphics

for sure man

[soft coral]

klean is so invested he legit made a bot command for the mods

[vivid dawn]

i hope it didnt took him as long as installing spt

[soft coral]

respect

[vivid dawn]

it makes you look further than 5 meters

good mod

[spring fable]

[terse pecan]

yeah i know

[hallow stream]

are all of these good

[terse pecan]

yeah

but they aren't what all spt has

[spring fable]

dont make me explain my jokes

[hallow stream]

I know

what ur joke is

nerd

[terse pecan]

i can't really play spt without fov fix

and new reticles

[hallow stream]

IM PLAYING AGAINST FUCKING CANCER

I HATE TURN BASED GAMES

[spring fable]

wer zum teufel ist amanda

[hallow stream]

plays

[rich venture]

deserved

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

theres 3 enemies with rebirth on the fucking field and all said enemies do high dps

[winged mica]

Suck theres no mod to add female PMC

[terse pecan]

critical hit
no damage

[hallow stream]

true

[spring fable]

that symbol tho

with armband

geez

they didnt think about that one

[winged mica]

Me trying to convince friend to not purchase Unheard but so far its a losing battle

[wintry ridge]

oh they did

[winged mica]

She is being bought into it by Nikita

[terse pecan]

your friend is a retard

that's all i can tell you

[wintry ridge]

@wooden chasm

[winged mica]

Damn you Nikita

[winged mica]

On no offense

He is a retard

[crystal musk]

me popping into #💣tarkov-released like to see if people still shitting on bsg

[wintry ridge]

no im just calling charon a retard

[terse pecan]

anybody who buys unheard edition

is a retard

and probably should reconsider their finanical decisions

[winged mica]

Man

Wish they added Minigun turret on the map

I would love to mount it and then brrrrrrr

[terse pecan]

gl is bettere

[crystal musk]

when you spend 1h worth of income on video game

[winged mica]

Kinda wish they added the MK19 for USEC outpost

[wintry ridge]

yes

or like M2 browning

USEC camp turret

[winged mica]

If Russian I kinda want the Dushka

[wintry ridge]

dude imagine rogues with a minigun

[winged mica]

Kinda weird theres no DSHK while its the most common HMG in Russia

[wintry ridge]

1/2 the pen of the current turrets since its 308 but like

[winged mica]

You just see laser flying toward you due to every 5 rounds a traver

[wintry ridge]

they'll sweep it towards you

[winged mica]

But since it shoots so fast its just a tracer

[terse pecan]

lets give the rogues

blackhawks

[wintry ridge]

2/3 speed of current aim

[terse pecan]

and mount miniguns on those blackhawks

[wintry ridge]

yes

[terse pecan]

they just hunt you down in the trees

[wintry ridge]

and give players RPG-7s

[winged mica]

Ngl

[terse pecan]

we got the rpg 7 in spt

and the blackhawk

[winged mica]

Blackhawk hunt in Night map is kinda scary

[wintry ridge]

yep

[terse pecan]

but can't give those blackhawks to the rogues

[winged mica]

Or Hind hunt

[wintry ridge]

blackhawk sweeping a spotlight over woods

[terse pecan]

take notes BSG

maybe will make your game better

[wintry ridge]

you get caught in it and you hear the entire forest above you ripped apart by .308

[terse pecan]

tho i have a feeling you don't want your game to be better

[winged mica]

I think its making more sense being a Mi24

[terse pecan]

we're talking rogues here

they won't use russian tech

[wintry ridge]

yeah but like have 2

mig or pavelow

[terse pecan]

on woods its a hind

on lighthouse

its a blackhawk

[winged mica]

Doesn't make much sense that blackhawk can fly into Tarkov without being gunned by A

[wintry ridge]

pavelow would be cooler

[terse pecan]

or a little bird

[winged mica]

AA

[wintry ridge]

big cargo heli

[wintry ridge]

oh its not flying into

[terse pecan]

came here before the war

[wintry ridge]

theres one already in rogue base

[winged mica]

but Mi24 makes sense since Ru military use it

[wintry ridge]

can fly around eft map without worry of AA as long as it doesnt go into free airspace

not tarkov zone

[winged mica]

Boss fighting the Blackhawk will be so stressful

[wintry ridge]

boss vehicles would be sick

rust style but not 30 rockets to kill

[winged mica]

Imagine just shooting at it

Andnthen brrrrrt

And game over screen

[wintry ridge]

shoot out the pilot of a hind with a .338 and have it run an animation to crash into one of like 8 zones on the current map

[terse pecan]

like Glukhar patrols with Tigrs

[wintry ridge]

that'd be fucked

[winged mica]

Gaz Tigr?

Boy thatd be sick

[terse pecan]

rogues might call in reinforcements that arrive with landcruisers

or a stryker

[wintry ridge]

you hear a lighter truck than the map BTR rolling around so you chuck an magnetic AT mine

[terse pecan]

like maybe make it so its a 50/50 chance

[winged mica]

Wish they added more WW2 guns

[terse pecan]

either a styrker spawns

[wintry ridge]

the maps are really not built for uhh

vehicle patrols tbh

[winged mica]

I would love to run around Tarkov with a Sten

[terse pecan]

or 2 landcruisers with 8 rogues inside them spawns in

[winged mica]

Or a MP40

[wintry ridge]

they're small but also too big at the same time if that makes sense

like all the roads are just fucked up and theres no footpaths anywhere

[terse pecan]

they would even be lore accurate

[winged mica]

I think STG44 would make some sense to be in Tarkov

[terse pecan]

since you can probably find a necessary amount of stg44s

mp40s

and thompsons in russia

[winged mica]

I wonder if PTRS 41 would be balanced

Its 1 shot

But it instant kill anyone

[wintry ridge]

honestly i could care less if they add any guns

i just want a steyr scout

[winged mica]

Cool Austrian sniper rifle

[wintry ridge]

give me that and some way to get good AP ammo for that

[frozen olive]

Sete it to impossible and they will dab on you

[winged mica]

What it shoots tho

.276 Steyr

[terse pecan]

tbh actually

[wintry ridge]

5.56 i think

[winged mica]

Or 5.56

[wintry ridge]

which sucks

[terse pecan]

why do we need guns to be lore accurate

[winged mica]

Immersive

[wintry ridge]

maybe rechamber it to like .308 or some bs

[terse pecan]

so you're telling me

scar-h or xm7 is immersive?

[wintry ridge]

just get good

[winged mica]

The game takes place in 2027 anyway

If I can buy a SIG Spear irl

[terse pecan]

scar-h would be out of date

[winged mica]

Theres no reason you cant get it in Tarkov

[spring fable]

spt installer- get
realism mod- get
im getting there

[terse pecan]

spears would only be used by us military

[winged mica]

Yes but its still popular on Civ market

And PMC

[terse pecan]

yeah but its semi auto

and 5 thousand dollars

[winged mica]

Hey

For people who fought for money

Its no short

[terse pecan]

yeah but instead of a experimental rifle

they would get something reliable

like a hk416

m4

[winged mica]

Its not even experimental at that point

Itd be Military Standard Issue

[terse pecan]

but still its real heavy

and unnecessary

[winged mica]

Also

They will add Desert Eagle too

But Ig ppl do also buy it

A lot of thing in Tarkov can be explained just by "Yep they bought it"

[terse pecan]

hope it makes you go fucking deaf

[hallow stream]

3 hours of downloads left because the sites that slow!!!

[spring fable]

damn klean takes tarkov apart rn

[winged mica]

Tho kinda suck I cant get .50 Beowulf since ShAK 12.7 is there

[terse pecan]

shak and 50.beowulf isn't really the same thing

[winged mica]

I know but since ShAK 12.7 is there

[spring fable]

he doesnt even shit on tarkov, hes just talking about spt features and what you can make work

[winged mica]

.50 Beowulf should be USEC equivalence of it

[hallow stream]

so basically hes saying modders do better work than nikita to like 5k viewers

LOL

[winged mica]

ShAK maybe faster and full auto but atleast .50 beowulf provides precision and more robust

[spring fable]

basically

[terse pecan]

realism is the biggest proof

[spring fable]

not much difference for me

[winged mica]

Realism Tarkov is god damn impressive ngl

[spring fable]

my internet is also slow

[terse pecan]

fontaine literally added

a working bayonet system

[winged mica]

I never thought someone could do things w Tarkov like that

[winged mica]

Tbh thats the only reason why I want to download SPT

[hallow stream]

unfortunate

[terse pecan]

the best thing i like about SPT is the new content you can get

[eager spindle]

i would love to get my hands on fn f2000 😦

[terse pecan]

like yeah good AI is cool

and BSG couldn't do it

[spring fable]

because they didnt want you to know

[terse pecan]

but my guy i can get a cool mask

and cool armor

[winged mica]

FN F2000 prob be so fun

[spring fable]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-awards-clapping-gif-9599595

[winged mica]

I actually do want L85A2

Since USEC also originated from UK

[wintry ridge]

LMAO

[winged mica]

Its normal gun

[wintry ridge]

tarkov is doing a hunt premier event right

[terse pecan]

NO

[winged mica]

Except it jam ever 2-5 shots

[wintry ridge]

and its like 1/4th the viewers of klean's spt stream

[eager spindle]

OG Fn Fal ❤️

[wintry ridge]

[terse pecan]

do you know what i want

[winged mica]

FN Minimi tho

[terse pecan]

i want actual recoil

[winged mica]

And I can stuff STANAG mag into it

[terse pecan]

i want to be able to put only a vfg vertical grip on my gun

add some handguard covers

and be able to use it

[winged mica]

I want a M16A4 ngl

[terse pecan]

there was a mod for that

[winged mica]

So I can throw ACOG 4x on it, PEQ and Vert Grip

[terse pecan]

still hasn't been updated

the first thing i see

[winged mica]

I dont that Kukri is unity store assets

[spring fable]

lol

known issue with spt
tarkov is bugged

[terse pecan]

it got updated

[winged mica]

Can you send me kink to that website

[terse pecan]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/?pageNo=1&sortField=lastChangeTime&sortOrder=DESC

[winged mica]

Nice

[eager spindle]

we got open x-ray, we will probably get open tarkov soon xdd

[winged mica]

Thanks ma youth

[winged mica]

Already had it

Its called Unity

[eager spindle]

oh right hahaha

but still bugged and terrible optimisation

needs more work

[terse pecan]

the spt servers crashed

[eager spindle]

sounds sucks too

[winged mica]

Thats just Unity we know and love

[winged mica]

The game or the download server

[terse pecan]

the game servers can't crash

[hallow stream]

WTF BLACK MAGIC

[terse pecan]

since you are the server

[hallow stream]

how are you accessing the site

[winged mica]

I cant access it for 30 minutes yesterday to download

[terse pecan]

only the site

[eager spindle]

you know just give up and try to do it at night when kids go to sleep or smth

[terse pecan]

which night

europeans night

americans night

[winged mica]

Some night

[terse pecan]

asians night

[hallow stream]

time zones

it dont work

[spring fable]

persistence

[hallow stream]

trust me I woke up at like 4 AM and I couldn't

it still had HORRIBLE traffick

[winged mica]

Some nights I wish my lips could build a castle

[eager spindle]

still 50% less people accesing the site 😛

[hallow stream]

either somebody is doxxing it or its just that popular right now

[winged mica]

Some nights I wish it just falls off

[eager spindle]

but yea i'm wrong youre right

[spring fable]

could imagine both at the same time

there are some salty bsg fanboys out there

they are probably not to happy with spt

right now

[winged mica]

The fact some people are so fanatic they ready to drop 250 USD for another lie is just insane

[hallow stream]

their moms credit card is op

unlimited budget

[eager spindle]

their entire personality is being rich so you know they have to consume new product

[terse pecan]

they are never happy with spt

go to the comments of the realism mods 3.8 release trailer

saw a guy say\

with his broken english

"you play spt pussy boy"

[hallow stream]

theyre mad people can have something much better than the actual game for free

[winged mica]

Dude must be a KDR warrior

Since he wants more freebie to kill

[spring fable]

you play nothing soon

tarkov server shutdown incoming

maybe not this month or next month

[winged mica]

They should add Beast Chocolate into Tarkov

[spring fable]

but someday
they shut down

[winged mica]

Mistahhh beeeeeee

Nikita feels like he is being possessed in Interview

Dude be like "time to show if you are a true believer"

[rough sphinx]

At least we could say we finally escaped from Tarkov.

[winged mica]

We could never

Tarkov is Night City

Theres no escape

We must climb the Terragroup Tower bruda

[eager spindle]

he was always like that, power trip and shit

[dapper grotto]

escape from jonestown

[winged mica]

Damn not Jonestown

[rough sphinx]

Drink the Koolaid willingly or have it jammed down your throat.

[winged mica]

So hes generally an egogistical narcissist

[eager spindle]

how can you escape from tarkov when terminal is still not in the game and probably won't be added in a future XD

[rich venture]

There's a cult in tarkov for a reason

[winged mica]

I mean a cult has to always present in apocalyptic or anarchist setting of a game

[rough sphinx]

I can escape through the magic of grenade at my feet.

[eager spindle]

first shove that gpu up your ass

[winged mica]

I wish they added RTX 4090 into Tarkov for you to loot

Extremely rare

[rough sphinx]

The autopsy gonna be wild when they find my body with a couple GPU's and a ledx off of Amazon up there.

[eager spindle]

too big to put it inside secure container XDD

[winged mica]

How big is a 4090 irl

[eager spindle]

2 bananas

[winged mica]

I think the one in Tarkov is more of an ASUS GPU

its a pretty older GPU

[lunar moat]

ps4

[winged mica]

Yoing it

Shove it into GAMMA case

Somehow

SPT isnt as Casual as I thought itd be

[dapper grotto]

playing with sain?

[winged mica]

Nah Vanilla SPT for now

I have recurring PTSD

From hearing shot and thinking its actual Player PMC

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-rage-computer-gif-gif-15818044

[frozen olive]

Just you wait

until you get Kn*ght'd

[dapper grotto]

spt realy be getting the hug of death

[winged mica]

Suffering in success

[frozen olive]

Go woods and suddenly have the 3 stooges running at you from USUC camp

[winged mica]

USUC

SUC what

SUCkerburg?

[hallow stream]

i think SPT needs to upgrade their servers

[frozen olive]

SUC ||Manuts||

[hallow stream]

cause this isnt ending any time soon

its gonna last a week I have a feeling

[winged mica]

Month*

Ppl are boycotting Unheard so badly with SPT

I feel like since Nikita is so power tripping he will DMCA SPT

[hallow stream]

Im taking a month long journey (de-trafficking the SPT servers by killing tarkov players IRL)

[winged mica]

But idk if he could

Since its protected under law of fair use

[hallow stream]

I mean you cant play it unless you have a legitamate copy of tarkov

[winged mica]

The mod requires to buy an actual game and the mod is free for everyone

[hallow stream]

so its not breaking any law i think

[winged mica]

The only infringement is that the mod provided free feature thats you gotta buy

So that could be an issue

Like how Youtube DMCA Discord Music Bots

[eager spindle]

are you playing with realism DLC? Sorry FEATURE?

[hallow stream]

Thing is the mods there before said feature

soooooo

like it existed for longer than said feature

[winged mica]

Idk man

Nikita is greedy af rn

[spring fable]

spt website stats btw
probably not counting all the 404

[hallow stream]

i cant read that language

can you translate

nvm

i kinda get it

[wintry ridge]

knight is ez work idk man

[spring fable]

5k visitors rn
record on 7.april 787

[hallow stream]

theres 5k users on rn right

[wintry ridge]

just hold corner

[hallow stream]

yup

[rugged stump]

I’m guess I don’t need to post that Reddit thread lmao

Free for all EOD owners at the “Release of the game”

Lmao

70% discount for all EOD owners lmao

Already devalued it

[frozen olive]

I mean Knight is scary because like all AI, can just show up out of the blue and cap

Knees gone

[dapper grotto]

ngl birdeye and his no footsteps bs is worse

[soft coral]

ye we know

https://youtu.be/LTV9VXNX0lA?si=0c1t4sX_QwJIPqST

aged like wine

[hallow stream]

[eager spindle]

he wasn't lying

better than eod

xD

[terse pecan]

tarkov cost him his hair bro

[next temple]

BSG IS SO FUCKED LMFAO

[hallow stream]

im tweaking the fuck out ive been trying to get mods for the past hour

and i havent even gotten 1

[stark torrent]

wont do shit because they are russian

but fuck bsg

[next temple]

They are based in UK afaik

Legally, they will be assfucked

[hallow stream]

thats a money laundering scheme

[earnest timber]

a shell company in UK

[vivid dawn]

i wrote it here 100000 times

the office in the UK is empty

[next temple]

Bruh

[hallow stream]

why didnt we order a pizza to the UK office

[earnest timber]

its for money laundering

[vivid dawn]

theres only 1 person registered to it which is a director

[hallow stream]

guys are we stupid

[stark torrent]

that UK office has almost no leverage , is not even on Nikita or any of the CEO name

it;s on the ghost woman Ludmila name

i think

[vivid dawn]

Yeah

owner of 7 companies

[hallow stream]

watch ludmilla be nikitas babushka

[vivid dawn]

4 of em liquidated

apparently ludmilla has a Networth of 2 Million

[hallow stream]

wtf

[vivid dawn]

Thats a lot for a cover up name

[hallow stream]

nikitas babushka is stacked

[vivid dawn]

Ludmila LIPSKAYA

https://www.northdata.de/Lipskaya,+Ludmila,+London/nap

[next temple]

I am fairly certain that they need that British office to do business outside of Russia

if it gets closed

BSG can lose a fuck ton

[vivid dawn]

https://companycheck.co.uk/director/918195680/LUDMILA--LIPSKAYA/financials

[eager spindle]

They already sold their game and shit

[hallow stream]

Guys how do I teach my grandma to be like nikitas grandma (mine doesnt even know how to use a touch screen phone properly)

[hallow stream]

oyyyyy

[eager spindle]

now after all the shit-show closing down the uk company and disappearing with money won't be a huge problem for them kek

[vivid dawn]

The combined cash at bank value for all businesses where LUDMILA holds a current appointment equals £4m, a combined total current assets value of £18m with a total current liabilities of £15m and a total current net worth of £2m. Roles associated with Mrs Ludmila Lipskaya within the recorded businesses include: Director

Nationality
British

sure

BRI ISH

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/babushka-chillin-gif-16586930909978538117

ludmilla is stacked

[eager spindle]

Ludmila is a bri'ish name wdym bro

xD

[vivid dawn]

its a cover up name

[eager spindle]

to look like russian?

[vivid dawn]

No this person doesnt exist

If you search for this person you find a few others but none that fits that person

That is a company director or in that branch

theres a linked in but no pictures or anything

its empty

i did my research.Its for money laundering.

[hallow stream]

as I said nikitas babushka guys

[eager spindle]

ik i was looking for her 1-2 years ago and found nothing really xD

[hallow stream]

she might be a millionaire

shes the one that funded tarkov

[vivid dawn]

but even then you should find a millionair with that name

probably one that posts all her shit online

Cause they are like that

its even necessary to stay relevant nowadays

[eager spindle]

Nah, there's a lot of millionaires that don't want to be publicly known

[hallow stream]

we need ludmillas burek recipe

she might have the method for the best chekburek

[vivid dawn]

Cause their living like hobos

[eager spindle]

It's a fetish

[vivid dawn]

my uncle is one

A hobo millionaire

[hallow stream]

ludmilla lives in a cottage house

in russia somewhere in some village

[eager spindle]

glass house

[hallow stream]

you guys dont know this?

[vivid dawn]

Cabin in the woods

[hallow stream]

yessir

[eager spindle]

Russians laundering money in uk is not really surprising. This is like their #1 place to go and do this shit for some reason

[dapper grotto]

FUCKING HELLDIVERS ASWELL
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Twitter · Apr 27, 2024, 4:05 PM

[hallow stream]

I LOVE THIS JOKE

[vivid dawn]

already have it

[eager spindle]

first dayz and arma reforged

[frozen olive]

the fucking extra pockets potshot

[eager spindle]

now even helldivers

lmao

nikita is such a laughing stock

if anyone missde that

[hallow stream]

MAN FUCK THIS SHIT I KEEP GETTING FUCKING ERROR POPUPS

FUUUUUCK

[soft coral]

no

[calm crest]

no way

[soft coral]

only the office is there

all the devs are still in russia

[calm crest]

yeah but bank account for the company is british

[soft coral]

Someone talked about this idk which video
but basically the money goes through the UK office and goes to the russian office in the form of royalty or something
so even if you take money out of the UK one
the russian one is independant

[wanton yarrow]

i love fraud

[soft coral]

thats basically what theyre doing yes

also

[hallow stream]

im abt to start fucking tweaking

[soft coral]

its damn near impossible to sue a russian company

[hallow stream]

i cant find amands graphics mod

[soft coral]

Skill issue

[hallow stream]

not skill issue the search bar feature doesnt work properly right now

the popup is just doodoo

and the site shits itself again

[wintry ridge]

rust piling on this is shameless

not even the same type of game

[wanton yarrow]

man its fucking hard to be a tarkov fan

[wintry ridge]

you can still like tarkov without liking bsg tbf

[soft coral]

yes

[rugged stump]

Lmao got any more companies ripping on Tarkov

[wintry ridge]

like the game really changed the market of shooters

[soft coral]

you can like the idea of the game

[wintry ridge]

bsg just fucking shat all over it

[soft coral]

and the mechanics

bsg

[wintry ridge]

tarkov fun

bsg retarded

[soft coral]

simply decided to kill the game

[rugged stump]

Correct

[soft coral]

overnight

[rugged stump]

I think BSG gets taxed twice

Bong tax policies and gopnik tax scam

[hallow stream]

gopnik tax probably doesnt even exist

its not that high at all

my brains about to error code

[rugged stump]

you can avoid taxes in RU?

[gray compass]

jesus eft discord is still malding

its been like 2 days

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

probably, and they are just really really really low anyways

[rugged stump]

no patch, hackers arise, and bad news alongside that reddit thread

yeah they gonna cook for a while

[calm crest]

as they should

[wintry ridge]

eft discord should mald until they delete it I think

and then make an unofficial one

[soft coral]

another funny thing

:D

I think rengawr mentioned this but

if high priority matchmaking is already a thing
and can alter a players profile so they get queued up faster
bsg can potentially have the tools to change profile stats during raid to increase luck and other bullshit

make scavs agro less or more on your pmc
increase loot spawn and so on

or
it might be him just malding but he has a point

[hallow stream]

I can wait for the mods a little longer

I got chocolate milk

life good

[soft coral]

mmm

choccy milk

[wintry ridge]

chocolate milk hurts my tummy

[soft coral]

are you lack toes and toddler ants?

[wintry ridge]

milk is fine
chocolate is fine

together they make my tummy hurt

zero clue

[soft coral]

its so over

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral is pipeline punch good

monster flavor

[soft coral]

purple?

its good

at least I like it

[hallow stream]

@spring fable Arent these supposed to be zip folders

i downloaded these yesterday

[compact knoll]

7z

[hallow stream]

yea I just checked

[compact knoll]

yeah you need 7z

[hallow stream]

i had the tabs open from yesterday (thank god)

i got it

[soft coral]

you write 7 with the dash or without

important question

[compact knoll]

with

[soft coral]

Good...

you better

[hallow stream]

with what dash

[soft coral]

ban this man

[hallow stream]

I write 7 like a hook but ik some people put a dash thru it

[soft coral]

like this

this is drip 7

this is cringe 7

[hallow stream]

a witcher 3 spell

[soft coral]

wtf is this

Moon rune

write one of these your furniture floats

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/geralt-of-rivia-the-witcher-gwent-gif-18992457

[calm crest]

god damn igni

[gray compass]

its sugary

yuck!

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/TADxdahPBUA?si=YMfyUY0nVMZlvgR8

Fitting song

[hallow stream]

i love these ones

the skeleton images are funny

[wintry ridge]

:3

[vivid dawn]

here

i try to divert attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBJatkcofgU&ab_channel=demonflyingfox

WATCH this instead.

Forget Tarkov

[soft coral]

sir this is the tarkov channel

[vivid dawn]

SPT *

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105942014232633438/1233799830976069675/3cce52cf669f5309.mp4?ex=662e6922&is=662d17a2&hm=745c5f34e9bb1d6bc70e5d22062b9f13ffed9ddeb32f148ea3338742989f82ef&

posting this again

good meme

@stark torrent

I will never recover from this purchase

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

we officially lost

this was 3:90 leva

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

vita juice be like

found in raid

need 6 for daily

[earnest timber]

Buying it from your local shop isnt FIR

you need to find it in the most random places like in a trash bin

[vivid dawn]

food poisioning speedrun

any %

[soft coral]

drink from it

blacked out limb

[frosty basalt]

Whens the next stalker video

[stark torrent]

im romanian, all the stuff is found in raid for me

i just go to the store , press F and leave

[earnest timber]

one day

[frosty basalt]

On the way to the store iedy had to dodge a vampire, a werewolf, and a TERRIFYING

Gypsy

[soft coral]

you just know the workers take some stuff from the storage to their house

I know cuz we do it

I know what you are...

[vivid dawn]

Iedy when they find some wire sticking out of the ground: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/06/georgian-woman-cuts-web-access

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://youtu.be/frPICCbO3bQ?si=9MFu-ZHh5qTSdw8h

bro

I remember on tv once

[frosty basalt]

[vivid dawn]

@frozen olive il ping you just out of spite cause il gotta search that container mod now for SPT

[soft coral]

they legit had like 15 minutes of interviewing some kid who found a way to "alter his grades" in the online school platform
they asked him all these questions he was like
"yeah I come here and change my grade to the highest"

bro was using inspect element

@stark torrent

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

if I had 1 lev for every time they showed some bullshit on tv

man

[vivid dawn]

REEEEE

Nikita ruining everything

even SPT

ah wait it loaded

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-it-goes-without-saying-gif-12669775144079688963

[crystal musk]

is SPT good enough to play over stalker

[vivid dawn]

as long as you dont install stuff like that YES

[crystal musk]

junko space mommy

[vivid dawn]

Cant download anything anyway due gateway timeouts

[earnest timber]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1ceegq5/comment/l1hx9ki/

So the whole theory of BSG letting cheaters cheat is true all along

[soft coral]

ofc its true

if any gaming company wants to prevent cheaters in their game they do it

yes theres always gonna be the odd few who slip away

but a good majority gets banned

with tarkov that wasn't the case

they kept saying we improve anti cheat we improve it

yet more and more cheaters started appearing

[hallow stream]

welcome to my realm of being FUCKING TORTURED

[soft coral]

whatever gets on the internet , stays on the internet

[hallow stream]

ive been trying to get FOVFIX FOR THE PAST 25 MINUTES

IT STILL WONT LOAD!

WOW!

[frozen olive]

Which one brother?

the one where y ou can find any loot or?

[wintry ridge]

be glad he didnt run into a uhh

creature from the black lagoon

[vivid dawn]

Nah the one you posted earlier for sorting

i found it but i cant download

[hallow stream]

i think i jotted everything I need

[vivid dawn]

overloaded

[soft coral]

wheres the lightkeeper sex mod

[vivid dawn]

looks good except for REALISM MOD

[hallow stream]

forgot abt that one

[spring fable]

isnt questing bots outdated?

[wintry ridge]

where is zrirachy sex mod

[hallow stream]

I have no idea

if the game works, it works

[wintry ridge]

cultist cheeks mod

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

Kaban sex mod

[spring fable]

hm

[hallow stream]

HOW THE FUCK

DO YOU GET THE ACCESS

SO FAST

AND I DONT

[soft coral]

skill issue lol

[hallow stream]

BURN THIS WITCH AT ONCE

BURNNNN THIS WIIIITCHHHH

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste4-witches-gif-20066260

[soft coral]

witch?

I dont think rave is a female

[spring fable]

dude i took shit for playing spt for so long, karma oughta give me some payback not

[hallow stream]

joke ruined

https://tenor.com/view/this-sucks-this-fucking-sucks-danny-devito-clap-clapping-gif-16178642097105159325

fuck you ivan im filling your socks with mud

[wanton yarrow]

goated

[soft coral]

LMAO

lizi mi dupe

❤️

[hallow stream]

jedi govna majmune

[soft coral]

jebi ovna jedi govna

[wanton yarrow]

kocham polske

[soft coral]

respectfully

[soft coral]

that aint polish

[wanton yarrow]

i still love poland

[soft coral]

I dont

[wanton yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[soft coral]

jk

idc

[wanton yarrow]

i better hear some screams

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-jimcarrey-carrey-jimc-the-mask-gif-23714430

[wanton yarrow]

where THE FUCK should i loose this bag

[hallow stream]

so I guess I just don't use this then?

[wanton yarrow]

i was thinking woods

[dapper grotto]

streets

[frozen olive]

Factory

[spring fable]

i think ill leave it out for now
maybe add it later once its officially updated
with servers on edge like that that sounds easier

[hallow stream]

lighthouse

[wanton yarrow]

gotta live up to my name

[hallow stream]

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE GETTING REDIRECTED TO GITHUB

ME WHEN I CLICK 1 BUTTON AND THERE ISNT 500 FUCKING SERVER ERRORS

[wintry ridge]

why would any1 give yoou shit for not wanting to play cheater simulator

[spring fable]

ask Ivan
tho i have to give him credit for actually toning it down after i gave him and ledy shit for it

[soft coral]