💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

aah you biting a bit more than you can chew there buddy

Slow down , pal.

[frosty basalt]

[dire void]

Culling would help all over the place

And it's not hard to do

[soft coral]

Just because they made 2 changes to audio it doesn't mean its fixed

[dire void]

Doing it smartly tho

[soft coral]

I think we already established that they cannot fix it

[frosty basalt]

they cant fix it but they can break it for everyone

binaural only option

no way to disable

:)

[dire void]

Better two changes that improve the sound than no changes at all, keep hating Ivan

[frosty basalt]

i like this idea

when will they reduce personal sounds man

the paranoia still hasnt left me

[vivid dawn]

He has the license to

[frosty basalt]

when i walk and hear my own footsteps

[dire void]

I don't even register his comments
My brain started quickly ignoring them, I'm here for Tarky enjoyment and some cheeky banter

[dire void]

When I open a box near a bush and that bush makes a noise but it sounded more to the right

[vivid dawn]

I cant enjoy it anymore.Even Gluhar turned bzsh wookie on me on Reserve

Ive heard the first shot

[frosty basalt]

do you guys really die to bush campers that often

[vivid dawn]

The 2nd straight between my eyes

[frosty basalt]

i die to campers

but in bushes?

not really

[dire void]

Even bosses employ the wookie strat

[frosty basalt]

i can only remember one instance

on custies by dorms

cuz we were a party 4

and he was a solo

[vivid dawn]

When a Boss sits in a Bush and you just spawned.... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

I walked 30 steps at most

[frosty basalt]

players

[dire void]

Well I don't have campers

I play the you know what to learn maps

[frosty basalt]

the what maps

[soft coral]

God bless bsg and their inability to code

[frosty basalt]

oh spt

[dire void]

[soft coral]

can't wait for the new bugs that will appear

and people will cry

[frosty basalt]

spt is good for learning yea

[soft coral]

and they will forget about it in 2 weeks time

[frosty basalt]

but i find it more fun modded

forget?

[dire void]

I never played tarky so had to start somewhere

[frosty basalt]

we're still on binaural pop

its been like 3 months

[vivid dawn]

Bsg accidently deleting all audio with audio fix

[frosty basalt]

and crab walk

[frosty basalt]

honestly

[dire void]

I can run woods/customs now

[soft coral]

wouldn't surprise me

[frosty basalt]

considering that binaural is an issue of too much audio

no audio sounds like a fair trade

[dire void]

I might get standard

[frosty basalt]

wouldnt be much different to now anyway

since crab walking exists

:)

[dire void]

Audio is either too loud and too directional or doesn't exist

[frosty basalt]

crab walking+shadows making you invisible against a terrain backdrop=didnt hear or see the guy

i still have binaural off for better directional audio

the pop made me paranoid

but vertical audio doesnt exist now lol

which is fine ig reasonable trade off for me personally

[dire void]

Vertical doesn't matter as much on most maps

[frosty basalt]

it matters on every map

just not every zone of every map

every map has vertical layering

[dire void]

General direction is enough, rest is visual acquisition

True

But vertical just would make it slightly faster to target

[frosty basalt]

i think you have to restart game to switch between normal and binaural

iirc

which sucks lol

[soft coral]

at some point you give up

[frosty basalt]

cuz i would totally switch back and forth

[soft coral]

and start relying only on visuals

[frosty basalt]

for the benefit of both

[frosty basalt]

what visuals bro

the last tarkov thing you saw was the patch notes rn

[soft coral]

well

visuals up until 100 meters

Beyond that

its void

:)

[frosty basalt]

oh dude can we talk about how low res shit looks past 100m

[dire void]

What the military/engineers do

Absence of normal
Presence of abnormal

[soft coral]

I haev already talked about it in the past

[frosty basalt]

enemy pmc is a single giant pixel block past 100m

[vivid dawn]

When they remove the piss filter.Tarkov fixed.

[soft coral]

anything beyond 150 meters is 144p

[frosty basalt]

kill shturman from 300meters away with march

[soft coral]

also cheers with monster

[frosty basalt]

bro how i cant differentiate between him and terrain

[dire void]

That's the neat thing, you can't

[soft coral]

you dont

you rush him

and hope for the best

[dire void]

The filter is so ass, postfx helps but looks ass too

[signal dune]

this update sounds kinda good?

i dont love having to do yet another map for shooter born but at least i already finished it this wipe

BTR on woods is whatever, it could be helpful ig

reporting players from profile is interesting. maybe now mass reporting the obvious cheaters on the flea is viable

"Added the damage and penetration stats to the ammo inspector screen. When hovering over the penetration sat, you can see the penetration chance against certain armor classes" love that. good to not have to go to a wiki or spreadsheet to check what ammo is good

[wintry ridge]

im gonna enjoy it

[signal dune]

camping it for people who don't know their way around could be profitable

[wintry ridge]

also bosses on ground zero is gonna be awesome

kollontay has some pretty alright loot for that map

[stark torrent]

BTR on woods is pog

Kill some fat chads in the middle of nowhere, put his gear into BTR

Continue Woodsing

[signal dune]

good point i hadn't considered loot transfer

[winged mica]

BTR loot extract is still counted as found in raid right?

[stark torrent]

Yes

[winged mica]

Nice

[stark torrent]

And i bet the next map is Shoreline

With the BTR

that one really needs it

[signal dune]

god yes

please

let me just get a taxi out of the shitty side

[winged mica]

peacefully running to extract
btr ran by
get gunned by BTR

[brittle sinew]

Bsg finally took their pills

What the actual fuck

Patch looks too good to be true

[stark torrent]

Aye it looks rly nice

Cant wait to see how Spring will be

and how much shit they broke

otherwise , W

[brittle sinew]

BSG has done well this year so far

They might have fucked up (pistol recoil and class 7 arms), however they fixed it aswell

That's rare, rare BSG W

[signal dune]

lets not say its a W til we've actually played the patch, it sounds good on paper but BSG are fully capable of fucking it

[stark torrent]

They did the wipe changes well, they dropped the ball on cheaters imo

No amount of patch will be able to diminish the pain i have when i want to play tarkov and i die to a cheater sadly

[brittle sinew]

They have to focus on it soon or there won't be anyone to enjoy the new things

[stark torrent]

That said, if everything works well, ill take any improvements and shit ofc

[stark torrent]

Yeah , sadly it has come to this

[brittle sinew]

Regardless, it's nice I can play GZ with my timmy friends now

And just play GZ in general, that map is so beautiful with the snow

[stark torrent]

I agree , that is pog as well

[brittle sinew]

Also woods BTR is a very welcome change for me

No longer do I have to play walking sim

[stark torrent]

Oh yeah , they need to add it on Snoreline too

[brittle sinew]

Big time

[stark torrent]

That one really needs it with how shit the spawns and areas are

It prob comes next time, they are prob making the pathing etc

Oh you can also report from profile now

[brittle sinew]

Hopefully

[stark torrent]

So people will now search the cheaters on flea market and mass report them

I see this also as a win

[brittle sinew]

I saw you can view profiles on flea again

Big dub

[stark torrent]

At some point they should get auto banned if they get 500 reports

lol

[fallow spoke]

Exclude streamers

[brittle sinew]

Many things should give auto bans

Like super high kd (50+)

[brittle sinew]

Agree

[stark torrent]

Xiao flying through the map at 569km/h should

[brittle sinew]

My problem isn't with ragers tbh

[fallow spoke]

I bought the game like what

A week ago maybe

[brittle sinew]

It's the vacuums and knowers that ruin it for me

[fallow spoke]

No cheaters so far

At least i think

The game felt fully fair

[brittle sinew]

Most of the time it feels fair for me too

[fallow spoke]

Even when i died in woods from a sniper

[brittle sinew]

Sometimes you just have those moments where there's no loot anywhere

[fallow spoke]

Yup

And when you go in naked you find 3/4th loot items

[brittle sinew]

Or those moments where a guy you're fighting somehow knows wherever you are

[fallow spoke]

Fuck salewas 🗣️

Also where can i look for easy food spawns

I need noodles and big tushonka cans for jaeger

[dire void]

You can hit Interchange or Woods, on woods the camp near RUAF has ration crates, but is busy spot. You can check loose loot spawns too, USEC camp and the village near the car extract

[stark torrent]

Woods camp has 15 salewas

and USEC camp as well

Emercom and Usec

[dire void]

On Inter just go to the Auchan or whatever it's called

[stark torrent]

Interchange kekkkkkk

Apparently they changed the lighting in there @brittle sinew

INTERCHANGE SO BACK????? we shallsee

[brittle sinew]

Yep I told my friend about it

[dire void]

I see no issues with it

[brittle sinew]

I hope they made it better

Also did patch drop today or when is it?

[stark torrent]

this is how it was

i see nothing in interchange every corner is void

[signal dune]

it's currently being installed

game is down

[brittle sinew]

Goshan (Гошан ingame)

[brittle sinew]

Thanks bro

[stark torrent]

i think 2-3 hr left

[dire void]

Clearly skill issue

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-kiss-kaguya-kaguya-sama-me-and-youre-mother-gif-26386524

[dire void]

She misses you, please come back with the milk

[soft coral]

your*

[frosty basalt]

based love is war

[soft coral]

Can't wait for the new bugs
Been a while I've ran out of stuff to shit on the game man @stark torrent

I ran through it all

[wintry ridge]

me and ur dad

[compact knoll]

Interchange best map

[vivid dawn]

@foggy jay they added pen and damage stats to ammo now

[earnest timber]

About time

[vivid dawn]

Thats worth pinging him

[earnest timber]

BTR In woods

Now its a good time for Ivan to hop back

[vivid dawn]

Thats like the biggest QoL

[earnest timber]

[vivid dawn]

Btw are Tarkov guns still unrealistic ?

[earnest timber]

No joke, best change

[stark torrent]

after so many wipes of remembering shit

finally

motehrfucekr

[vivid dawn]

If you ever fired a gun with a sight on it you know what i mean

[stark torrent]

it has to be somewhat enjoyable to shoot tho , it is a game

[vivid dawn]

Yeah but its enjoyable if the bullet just hits where the barrel is aimed at and not the dot of your sight

Its slightly below anyway

Oh and the cheater issue,how they do it is really the right way cause Cheaters cant adapt if you just do a big ban wave every 6 months

If you do one every week or month cheaters can adapt way faster to changes and see why they got banned

So hows the sound changes and lightning on Interchanfe now?

[stark torrent]

This is what kills the game imo

Not the bugs, not the shit progression even

The cheaters ruin experience 110%

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[vivid dawn]

I guess it plays into cheater hands that its russian jank too.

Alone that a Website can check your complete gear to the detail in real time via API access is a security risk red flag

[stark torrent]

Client side information

They discovered

[wintry ridge]

not to discredit this shit but like

i dont really even get that tilted when i die to a cheater

its the shitty audio or lighting that fucks me over that gets me tilted

[stark torrent]

I dont rly get tilted either, but it ruins my mood and my will to play

[wintry ridge]

real

if I die to a cheater i dont really play the same

im kinda just low budget kits the rest of the day

[vivid dawn]

I think even Ivan cant hate the Ammo qol

[stark torrent]

he will say it took them 8 years to add a notepad text on the ammo

[vivid dawn]

But he will never forget.He will always hate

[stark torrent]

which i guess he will be right

[vivid dawn]

Completely right

[edgy juniper]

I found like most my selewas on ground zero

At emercom

[fallow spoke]

I found one

Rest on reserve

[wintry ridge]

"game sucks, thats why I bought EOD and all the clothing and

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

he didnt buy eod tho , he refused to pay

@soft coral poor

(watch him combust)

[wintry ridge]

too poor for tarkov

[vivid dawn]

I got EoD gifted

[wintry ridge]

not to poor to dump 40$ on warface cosmetics

[vivid dawn]

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

?

[soft coral]

I've not paid a single dollar in warface

youre wrong

[soft coral]

?

what?

[soft coral]

ofc

[nocturne turret]

sweating profusely rn.... cant play tarkov for 5 hours..

[earnest timber]

He's not poor, he's financially conscious

[stark torrent]

1 more hr

[soft coral]

can't wait for the servers to shit themselves

[earnest timber]

as usual

[soft coral]

and bsg to limit players who can enter

(they will only allow streamers)

[earnest timber]

Ground Zero will become the lite version of Labs if the loot indeed gets better

for people above lvl 20

[soft coral]

isn't it level locked?

[earnest timber]

Not anymore

now it has separate matchmaking for people above level 20

[soft coral]

yikes

[earnest timber]

I'd much rather have a faster overall matchmaking where you dont have to wait for HDD timmy to load Streets

[nocturne turret]

im shaking man i cant help it.....

[earnest timber]

If you're shaking that you cant play Tarkov then there's something seriously wrong with you

[nocturne turret]

@earnest timber arent you hungarian

[earnest timber]

yeah

why?

[nocturne turret]

same 🤞

[earnest timber]

Awesome

[stark torrent]

Friendship ended

[nocturne turret]

its a joke bruh

[stark torrent]

Nem tudom futuva in gura

[earnest timber]

Im aware

[earnest timber]

the last 3 words make no sense lol

[nocturne turret]

do NOT go d2 past 3 am https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789596879057846302/1216156572141621388/danger_draws_near.mp4?ex=661b0c91&is=66089791&hm=5b55f6b1c4b914bdc8f894368cafe0b1ac471542832151b8be0a3c586960df96&

[earnest timber]

do not go to d2 at all

[nocturne turret]

i love d2 i thrive in d2

[stark torrent]

the last 3 words are in romanian

it means flowers

[earnest timber]

Google translate says something something "in the mouth"

xd

[nocturne turret]

summer field is the best camo in the entire game

i love it so much

[earnest timber]

woods main camo

[nocturne turret]

wrong

i main reserve

i just like pretty clothes 🥺

[earnest timber]

too bad they wont persist every wipe

[nocturne turret]

this is my first wipe

and im not gonna lie every other map has no loot

im trying to learn shoreline with my scav rn and its just BARREN

[earnest timber]

Every map has its own hotspots for great loot

[nocturne turret]

yes but i think shoreline is paywalled behind keys

in the resort

[earnest timber]

then look for stashes

[nocturne turret]

idk where those are

[earnest timber]

or the safes in the Pier building

[stark torrent]

i use the commando sweater

it's green

goes well with everything on woods

on winter i use the flexion or whatever is called

[nocturne turret]

woods and shoreline are so boring i cant stand it

walk and walk sim

[stark torrent]

sure

[earnest timber]

You think those maps are a walk sim?

Clearly you havent played DayZ

[stark torrent]

DayZ kek

[soft coral]

bsg can sugi my pula

[nocturne turret]

woahh romanian

[soft coral]

I wished them a good day

[earnest timber]

BSG kiszophatja a faszomat

[nocturne turret]

i love bsg (they put a wire on me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789596879057846302/1211265704662138990/d2.mp4?ex=661bb698&is=66094198&hm=2b17440aa68d7ec30009241af46f55b2e39474a338afee145ece9b0285875936&

im a creepy crawler

[earnest timber]

I can hear those water splashes all the way from the Dome

[nocturne turret]

not to worry i died to scav army on my way to extract

[stark torrent]

Opens file cabinet in a HERMETIC BUNKER

Scavs from Shoreline : i know his exact position , shoe size, blood type

[nocturne turret]

i WISH and PRAY tarkov had rainbow 6 audio

[stark torrent]

i wish tarkov had any audio

even Stalker audio lol

[earnest timber]

Me positioning my gun to my face: EXTREMELY LOUD LOOSE SCREW SOUNDS

[nocturne turret]

i love stalker audio

its actually decent

[nocturne turret]

why does ads even make a noise

[stark torrent]

i suppose it's a gameplay feature to raise awarness

BUT as everything in Tarkov, it's ridiculously loud

[earnest timber]

Player actions are so fucking loud and everyone wonders why there are so many campers

they are afraid to make a sound

[nocturne turret]

im guilty of camping...

HOWEVER i only camp cpf on reserve

player scavs deserve it

[earnest timber]

Chads with Comtact 4s can even hear your thoughts

[nocturne turret]

idk i only use sordins

[frosty basalt]

I’m probably gonna regret this but I’m gonna stay up another 18m to update tarky

I just know that these fuckin updates take ages and I’d rather not wait when I could be playing later in the day

[foggy jay]

about damn time

[nocturne turret]

i love factory

it pleases me very much

[signal dune]

factory is such a good map for blowing off steam

if you've got a task there it's a bit monkas

[edgy juniper]

I love factory

Especially night factory

[nocturne turret]

okay no

what is wrong with you

little psychopath

[edgy juniper]

I enjoy killing tagilla without the whole server running at me

[nocturne turret]

im not gonna lie i jsut go to factory with an ak filled with ps

[edgy juniper]

For pvp sure but for tagilla? Night factory can put you in a solo server, sometimes one and RARELY 2 other people in it

[nocturne turret]

nonono when i see tagilla i just give up

make no mistake he terrifies me

[frosty basalt]

if i could perfect my graphics settings to actually see at night without the game looking red or blue

i might actually like night raids

[edgy juniper]

For me it really depends what tagilla I see

If that mf has his gun out?

[frosty basalt]

idk wtf streamers are doin to make night raids actually clear

[nocturne turret]

the thing i hate about tarkov is how scopes are dual render

[edgy juniper]

I'm praying as I spray him down

[nocturne turret]

picture in picture scopes really limit me

[frosty basalt]

pip?

[nocturne turret]

yes

[frosty basalt]

it kills performance

[nocturne turret]

it just kills my fps

yes

[edgy juniper]

But if he has his hammer out just shoot his legs and he'll run in place

[frosty basalt]

makes me mad on lighthouse man

[nocturne turret]

FACTS

[frosty basalt]

i like lighthouse

[nocturne turret]

cant play good scopes

im stuck with 1x

[frosty basalt]

very jank ass map in every way

but im so drawn to it

spawns suck extracts suck

water treatment plant sucks

the player scavs suck

but i wanna play it so bad lol

i had so much fun grinding quests on loothouse last wipe

its how i made all my millions

[nocturne turret]

is there no alternative to pip scopes

i dont like them

[dire void]

Tagilla? Just impact nade his ass

[nocturne turret]

he tickles me in my secret place 😔

(thorax)

[dire void]

Your alpha container? 😳

[frosty basalt]

holy crap

42$ for extra 28 stash lines

[edgy juniper]

I just hate the way tagilla seems to know ur exact location

[frosty basalt]

also its 5am

where update

[edgy juniper]

The amount of times the mf just RUNS right to you

[nocturne turret]

no... 😔 my special equipment (3 markers)

[frosty basalt]

oh shit

missed that little part

may be extended if needed

fuck

fuck this im going to bed

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

The patch installation has been extended. Stay tuned for more updates. Thank you for your understanding. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@soft coral classic

[frosty basalt]

where does it say that

[stark torrent]

official discord

[frosty basalt]

bruh moment

well at least their was a caveat

good night

[soft coral]

you're surprised?

[stark torrent]

Burger State Games

[soft coral]

Braindead state games

we can't code for shit state games

[stark torrent]

@earnest timber @brittle sinew @dapper grotto @dire void and he started

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

what do you expect

[dire void]

[stark torrent]

Sex

with Prapor

[earnest timber]

🙂

[dire void]

If only he could code for shit

[wintry ridge]

"hey heres a patch that fixes audio and lighting"
"too many people are tryna install it, come back later"

[soft coral]

I didnt start anything

I said 2 sentences

[stark torrent]

truth is you never stopped

[soft coral]

exactly

so dont tell me

he started

[dire void]

Server poo themseleves every time there is higher interest

[soft coral]

Ще започна аз със майкати

[stark torrent]

cant wait for them to ruin this patch somewhat

REMEMBER

FOR EVERY BSG W , THERE ARE 5 Ls

[soft coral]

and yet you continue to play their game

it is what it is

[dire void]

People play way worse shit

[nocturne turret]

its just a game 🥺

[soft coral]

nah I'd say tarkov is preeeeetty bad

[stark torrent]

true , i could be playing slots at the corner store and lose all my money

like a true romanian

[soft coral]

or stealling copper

[dire void]

Like a true bulgarian

[stark torrent]

you mad if you think there is copper left in 500km range of my city

it's gone

[soft coral]

?

we dont steal

get it right people

[stark torrent]

we need to colonize Mars to get more

[soft coral]

we're not going to steal your car

we will throw a pickaxe at its windshield

[dire void]

Because there is nothing in Bulgaria to steal

[soft coral]

and slice your tires

[nocturne turret]

you chase people on horseback with a bow

mongolia 🇲🇳

[stark torrent]

Parking Lots

Parking Lots are always stolen the moment someone leaves

[dire void]

[stark torrent]

Neighbours spend more time eyeing a Parking Spot than breathing

[soft coral]

see that bmw? he will instantly take your spot

you lost

[earnest timber]

bmw is g*psy car

[stark torrent]

which one, there are 7 BMWs on my street alone

🤡

[earnest timber]

overpriced and prone to malfucntion

[nocturne turret]

no romas like mercedes, bmws, and smooth edged audis

[stark torrent]

tbf i like them audis too

but i wouldnt pay for one

[nocturne turret]

yes but they like audi tt

[stark torrent]

bruh

i like audi a5 and a7

[nocturne turret]

i like cheap poopboxes 🥺

[dire void]

If it drives it's good

[earnest timber]

Speaking of Audis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwqB16swGDM

when Tarkov beomes open world (never) i'd want to drive a Dacia

[dire void]

Tarkov D

[nocturne turret]

dacia is romanian car

[stark torrent]

LOGAN

[earnest timber]

stolen car

[nocturne turret]

im doing my drivers licence rn

in a 2004 skoda octavia

its kinda goated

[earnest timber]

I did mine in a 2004 Toyota Corolla

[edgy juniper]

Imagine getting sniped by a cheater at shoreline when ur at lighthouse

[dire void]

Good luck with the loicense brother, got mine recently

[nocturne turret]

thanks bro

i got 18 hours rn

need 12 but they may force more

driving instructors are scummy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746115362889793689/1218474358834466816/ssstik.io_1710577287583.mp4?ex=661a40ad&is=6607cbad&hm=940acddc325cc0babe1b312ac8d525cceece142a0109aabb572423d6c322e12a&

[dire void]

A small snack

[nocturne turret]

me and my friends regularly hold feasts

to keep the spirits up

[frozen olive]

I just saw woods got ruined with the BTR

[dapper grotto]

patch live lads

[stark torrent]

ESCAPE

Bro what is this pistol

Blicky

[earnest timber]

This isnt SPT

[stark torrent]

This is indeed not SPT

8 years to have such simple stuff insane

Tarkov is completely fixed best game ever

[earnest timber]

in 16 years we'll have the ability to climb ladders

[stark torrent]

Bitcoin down almost 100k

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[earnest timber]

It's 80k now

why bother

[stark torrent]

another nice QoL

traders have sorted inventory now

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-nut-super-nut-gif-13073710

QoL in my tarkov

what the hell is going on

[stark torrent]

Sold 7 military filters for 365k a pop

🤝

I serve Dubai

[earnest timber]

Okay now lets flash a timmy in factory and magdump him with the blicky

[dapper grotto]

the spring weather is

[stark torrent]

it does like 4 dmg so

must be a very accurate magdump

[earnest timber]

No

1 damage

[stark torrent]

i still dont remember how my 3rd wipe i had this at lvl 27

somehow

lol

[dire void]

If memory serves right, Pest talked about some bug on one of the wipes that made covert level stupid fast with just crouching or something

[dapper grotto]

2 wipes ago it was bugged and just reducing movespeed by like 3 dots counted towards it

[stark torrent]

Bruh did they remove the Recoil Control skill

[dapper grotto]

i dont think i ever got that above level 10 in my 4000H

[stark torrent]

max i got was lvl 14

or 16

no it was lvl 21

5% recoil reduction

pretty good to be fair

HOWEVER

this was when recoil was shit anyway so the skill did jack shit

[dapper grotto]

long line 20 kills instead of 30 now

[stark torrent]

they have removed the Recoil Skill but they increased the bonuses of this

so i guess now you have to level up the gun type

Assault Rifle , DMR etc

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[earnest timber]

Imagine the prone flying cheater with the blicky

he's killing you with it and you can do nothing againts it

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Thanks bsg for showing me how useless the Gym is

a whole 5.6 points thanks

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

So you know how Ground Zero had those awful spawns?

Well now , not only you have awful spawns, but you have people spawning in geared to shit and they will literally shit on you

[dapper grotto]

ground zero aka factory+

[stark torrent]

I mean if you thought Factory gate was camped, on GZ you dont have any key extract or shit

You can get camped omega ez

🫡 god bless you

first patch impressions

the whole game crashed

[nocturne turret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/253plTtXPtxVyG/d1337DX8Ukix?invite=cr-MSxOS2ssOTQ3MjI3Miw

man...

[foggy jay]

Be like BSG with EFT:

• Has jarring sound issues since 2017.
• Has jarring cheating issues since 2019.
• Add that kind of useless piece of shit:

[nocturne turret]

atleast its 600k roubles 🤑

[stark torrent]

honestly, the weapon modelling team and shit has nothing to do with the game audio

[foggy jay]

RESOURCES

[stark torrent]

Audio will not be fixed because thre is nobody competent to do it

[foggy jay]

Make the modelling team work on maps.
Stop making useless shit.
Save money.
Hire competent people to work on the issues.
Work on a real competitive mode to make money.

[dire void]

At this point the modelling team might do a better job of fixing the audio

[stark torrent]

Well technicaly they did as the weapon sounds are accurate on location

[wooden chasm]

Nikkta be like keep releasing stupid shit that looks cool to try to get people to ignore the games problems

[stark torrent]

YOu can tell where gunshots are coming from and what gun was used compared to walking and shit

[foggy jay]

doesn't work in 2024 anymore

[wooden chasm]

We are all tigz

but it needs to be done

[foggy jay]

though you can still here boris scratching his balls from 60m away

balls of steel is his surname

[stark torrent]

Yeah the design of that is stupid

[wooden chasm]

Xiaoling on his way to hunt my ass down for a green battery I found from across the map

[stark torrent]

FUNNY how supressed shots are mute after 70-80m ( IRL not true for bigger guns )

While simple shit like aiming in can be heard through walls

Running overweight can be heard from 100-110m

i tested it

• the audio pop

OK STREETS SCAV IS BUGGED

HERE WE GO AGAIN

EVERYTIME

how the fuck

[nocturne turret]

guys calm down its just a late april fools joke

[wooden chasm]

Is April fools everyday then

[stark torrent]

[crystal musk]

yall participating in tarkov ets?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-knife-tf2-sniper-tf2sniper-gif-19882109

[nocturne turret]

LOOOLL

[stark torrent]

GJ BSG I CANT OPEN THE BOX

Bro i cant open any boxes

Alooo

[brittle sinew]

Good ol pop

[rich venture]

Boys $5 ricochet chance increase on all helmets

That's a good micro transaction

[stark torrent]

void

portal to nether

[rich venture]

How's woods btr

[stark torrent]

Haven found it myself but i saw on streamers , its pretty nice

it stops in most loot spots

[rich venture]

Good

[stark torrent]

so if you lucky, you can find some good shit , send it to btr and keep woodsing

tbf this might be huge for entry level players next wipe

[rich venture]

Yeah you find your salewas, drop them off and keep on going

A variant of the btr should be on every map

Like an armoured car or something for customs and reserve and so on

[stark torrent]

Not on every map but definetely on bigger maps

Shoreline should be next imo

That one needs it the most as its cancer to run that much in open ground

[edgy juniper]

i bought dorms 314 key for shits and giggles

WOOOO

[signal dune]

no i want a fucking t90 on factory

[edgy juniper]

gg lost a good ass kit because tarkov doesnt want to work

nevermind? i didnt

ig the whole server crashed

[dire void]

Big boy loadout, yet smol 20 rounders

[edgy juniper]

im not paying 100k for a magazine

i have 2 40 rounders it should be enough

[crystal musk]

get 30 rounders then

[dire void]

And what, you gonna keep those roubles for later? Mate it doesn't matter

[edgy juniper]

arent they also still comically expensive

for a magazine

[dire void]

Your whole kit is couple k already

[crystal musk]

last time i bought them was 2022 so idk

[edgy juniper]

yeah but i didnt buy any of these things , just things that have been lying in my stash for a while

[dire void]

Ahhh the good ol found n looted

[crystal musk]

if anyone has access to the test server you should come play on them, you get everything unlocked and can just fuck around on labs

also no cheaters here

[edgy juniper]

yeah the game doesnt want me to go into customs

second time i join into a customs and its game aborted

[dire void]

btr on woods is not real, it can't hurt you
btr on woods

[frozen olive]

some guy plinking btr at 400m with a missed shot

BTR: woods clean up service

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

https://tenor.com/view/memory-no-memory-where-am-i-memories-harry-potter-gif-5385535

[edgy juniper]

i got this from my first 314 unlock

[brittle sinew]

Damn, new woods changes are awesome

I might actually play this map for fun now

They added cover to the coverless map

[dire void]

Woods getting even better 🥹

[edgy juniper]

i think this customs raid was completely empty

i was in it for 20m and i didnt hear a single shot

[brittle sinew]

Those raids are the worst

Especially when you have pvp quests

Not only are you wasting time, it also feels off

[edgy juniper]

best for me because if i died i wouldve lost a 314 key use

i heard a scav running and was shitting myself tho

[brittle sinew]

To win the kind of loot a single scav run couldve made thrice the value of

[edgy juniper]

ikr 😔

i didnt even care about the loot

[brittle sinew]

This is why I NEVER loot as a pmc

[edgy juniper]

i cared more about the fact i wouldve lost like 1/10 of the key

[brittle sinew]

It is NEVER worth it unless it's attachments or gear you can't buy

It slows you down, it makes you louder, you're more vulnerable and it even costs more (MULE stim if you're too heavy)

[edgy juniper]

made 440k from that but its kinda carried by the green battery

just BARELY made profit from that one use

[brittle sinew]

Literally 50% of the value lmao

[edgy juniper]

i got such a bad spawn aswell

because i spawned at big red i had to run across the whole map to extract

i was hoping for like smugglers boat

even if its a chance its still better then running to ZB 11

wtf is this

[brittle sinew]

Good level design

That's what it is

[stark torrent]

Added Shooter Born on Ground Zero as well

Good , i wasnt gonna finish this quest anyway

[dire void]

Why Nikita... Why

[brittle sinew]

First raid of the day and this is happening aswell lol

[edgy juniper]

yeah if you leave nothing happens

or it shouldnt anyways

nothing happened to me and it aborted twice

[brittle sinew]

Shouldn't

Do I trust this man

[edgy juniper]

yeah you never know with tarkov

sometimes the bugs will have a bug

[stark torrent]

You need to restart the game

and Reconnect

Annoying af

[brittle sinew]

Already doing that

[earnest timber]

you could also try verifying game files and clearing cache

[edgy juniper]

it seems to be the game

ive seen alot of people complaining

[earnest timber]

It's tradition to verify the game files after every hefty update

[edgy juniper]

wtf is this 314 loot

[rich venture]

Bro is not making his 4 mil back

[edgy juniper]

nah that PCB is carrying 💪

DOG WHAT

[stark torrent]

Woods.

[edgy juniper]

^ this was on woods aswell

the little outpost next to scav bridge

[edgy juniper]

run number 3

best thing i found

[brittle sinew]

Woods run pulling twice as much as you made on that marked room lmfao

[edgy juniper]

unironically best thing ive pulled from the marked room so far is a red flare

3 uses down

[brittle sinew]

Meanwhile my scav spawns with one often

They should just make marked rooms spawn weapon cases and shit again

Or tone down scav runs

Making money is way too easy

[stark torrent]

and logs as well , i agree with Bazin

Its the Couch Bag guy

[stark torrent]

[fallow spoke]

fastest factory raid ive had

[frosty basalt]

I’ve had a 0:00

Spawn killed by tagilla before I even left the loading screen

[brittle sinew]

Aventail doesn't work?

[stark torrent]

I think not ,

Its shit anyway , -15% turn speed

kek

for that piece of trash

[brittle sinew]

Turns up dpi by 15%

[frosty basalt]

How the fuck

Does this make any sense

-15% turn speed

For fucking what?

Bsg is retarded at times

Not to mention it’s just not good anyway

Why tack -15% on there

[stark torrent]

they forgot to change it

when they changed most armor stats

i think that shit is also heavy af

[edgy juniper]

-15% turn speed for the added benefit of protecting you from the rare chance that someone hits you in the back of the neck

[earnest timber]

Wait is this next to Outskirts?

[edgy juniper]

yup , right on scav house

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/shia-la-beouf-clap-clapping-applause-impressed-gif-4427576

[edgy juniper]

they also added another metal cover to the car extract

at woods

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

i require screenshots of this asap

[rich venture]

thoughts?

he pre-fired me as well and i hadn't made a single sound at the time

[edgy juniper]

This is just off a stream I was watching

[stark torrent]

He simply smelled your PMC sweat

[edgy juniper]

Def a cheater, unless it's an alt account

[rich venture]

Since I fought a guy before he would've known the general area but not the exact room I was sitting in

[stark torrent]

thats a cheater

man

50 hours running a ballsy kit with 432 kills kek

killed almost all bosses....

[edgy juniper]

Yeah unless it's an alt it's def a cheater

[edgy juniper]

All that in 5 days btw

[stark torrent]

Ye

[rich venture]

I didn't even look at that lul

24 in 5 days isn't too reassuring

[edgy juniper]

58 hours in 5 days 😭 get off the game man

[rich venture]

True lmao

[edgy juniper]

also 45% survival rate on a new account is def not legit

im still recovering from my early raids

and im on like 35% rn

[rich venture]

I'm on 23 lmao

I haven't necessarily been trying to survive tho

Just been going for PvP

[rich venture]

First game switching back to EU servers btw

[edgy juniper]

I haven't died to a blatent cheater yet

[lyric cairn]

....yet.

[fallow spoke]

my brother in christ

[gray compass]

new ambient sounds are so annoying lol

the birds and the trees cracking mask the footsteps of people

[fallow spoke]

average dog barking on customs

vadim blyat get the dogs

[wooden chasm]

dont kill him

you might get banned

[fallow spoke]

i have experienced tagilla

brother tanked 2 slugs in the thorax and punched a hole in my chest

also

i accidently skippedd the healinh

where can i pay and get my pmc fixed?

[gray compass]

rengawr is such a fucking clown

[livid bluff]

kill yourself in an offline raid to get post raid healing if you skipped it

[frosty basalt]

Don’t think I’ll ever forget rengawr getting a guy manually banned so long as I pay attention to tarkov

Such a clown moment in tarkov history

[lyric cairn]

You can put up a bunker and I'm still gonna freak out every second I'm waiting

[rich venture]

I think they're banned

[gray compass]

intel

actually theyre really expensive rn

omg

it doesnt cover the cost of the intel but whatever

[soft coral]

For an april fools joke what I would do is post everywhere that they "fixed" audio and when you go in game your audio is increased by 150% and everything is painfully loud

[native crypt]

forced gssh

[soft coral]

and you can't turn it down

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[soft coral]

they remove the audio panel in setttings

considering how they develop the game a thing like that would be pretty mild honestly

[edgy juniper]

Yeah that little barricade helps but not as much cus if you see someone's taking car extract u can kinda just prefire it

[stark torrent]

We have installed a patch for Arena

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

[soft coral]

right

and everyone was so excited for arena to come out last eyar

[brittle sinew]

You have to be crazy to use the gssh headset i swear

[wooden chasm]

The gssh is better then comtac

2

Lmfao

[brittle sinew]

No way bro

[wooden chasm]

is unironically a decent one to run now

[wooden chasm]

Check the chart

[brittle sinew]

Show it to me

[wooden chasm]

Comtacs are the lowest headsets

[wooden chasm]

Most expensive but the worst one

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-stare-sam-hyde-gif-26166704

[brittle sinew]

Damn

[wooden chasm]

Gssh and M32 are more viable now

and cheaper

[brittle sinew]

You have to be crazy to save money on headsets regardless

That's the most important part of one's kit I'd argue

[wooden chasm]

Headsets? What headsets?

[wooden chasm]

True

I’m running low budget kits this wipe anyways so cheaters don’t violate me

[brittle sinew]

That's a meme

So long as you don't bring out a thermal you're good

[wooden chasm]

Bad experience already

[brittle sinew]

I hope you only run budget gear solo

[wooden chasm]

Was running dvl with level 6 plates and level 4 helmet and died in the first minute

[brittle sinew]

I'd hate to play with someone bringing out shit gear

[wooden chasm]

I haven’t been able to play the past week cause of my wifi lol

I escaped tarkov

[brittle sinew]

You game on wifi? You crazy man

You gotta get yourself an ethernet cable

[wooden chasm]

I’m not

[brittle sinew]

What kind of servers do you play on for that?

[wooden chasm]

North America

US

[brittle sinew]

Interesting

I do so too and I don't get hunted down for my kit

[wooden chasm]

It was some dude with a Chinese guy that killed me and magically knew where I was

(I haven’t moved all raid)

[brittle sinew]

Are you on US west? I rarely see chinese on east

[wooden chasm]

Uhhh

I forgor east abd west

Is west California

[brittle sinew]

You gotta specify your servers in the launcher to have a good experience

They're rampant on EU and US West

[wooden chasm]

Sucks

[edgy juniper]

its crazy how much cheaters there are in china considering they can straight up get arrested there

[wooden chasm]

Just ban all Chinese from tarkov

[brittle sinew]

It's a culture thing

To win, doesn't matter how

Ends justify the means thing

[wooden chasm]

Even if it means making very cheap knock offs

[brittle sinew]

That's a different thing in the culture, you get what you pay for

Chinese goods can be high quality if you pay high quality money

[soft coral]

damn

Skill issue

[vivid dawn]

They do spit fights cause as soon as one touches the other they will sue em

Help someone that has fallen to ground and they will say you pushed em

[edgy juniper]

fucking setup warriors in dorms

wtf

[brittle sinew]

Yeah setup ruined customs

The pvp loot is atrocious

[edgy juniper]

man hit me in the thorax

did 2 damage

LOL

[brittle sinew]

I sure do love selling monster claw brakes to mechanic for like 12k

And crafting the scav vests into ripstop

[edgy juniper]

theres another fucker in this building

i heard him shoot a scav but hes completely silent now

this is 314 loot

right here

thats what i payed almost 4m for

[white void]

worth it tbh

[edgy juniper]

is there any way to jump out of third story without breaking a leg

theres 100% a mf camping somewhere

I HEAR HIM MOVING

I KNEW IM NOT SCHIZO

that actually might be a scav

hes turning around alot

[brittle sinew]

Wait a sec, flipping the D2 switch doesn't spawn raiders 100%?

I went down there flipped it and nothing happened

[brittle sinew]

Jump down on the fence while underweight

[edgy juniper]

dont think so

[brittle sinew]

What bs

Why does everything have to be rng, can't anything be certain man

[edgy juniper]

its for certain that a cheater is in ur lobby

[wooden chasm]

No

[fallow spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[brittle sinew]

Man that raid was for nothing then

I sat down there waiting like a retard

Decided to run up for another quest and I got blasted crossing the road lmao

[edgy juniper]

theres 2 alarms unless you needed it in bunker specifically

[brittle sinew]

True, I went right past that one actually

I should've flipped it

Then again, who wants to listen to the reserve alarm

[edgy juniper]

its so much risker tho ngl

[brittle sinew]

Yeah hanging out around the train station is no bueno

It's a good thing I'm fast at regearing after a raid, so I can wait for the hand cranked HDDs

People still using HDDs in tarkov should be executed in the town square

[stark torrent]

@soft coral Loading the hideout may be the reason for the error. This is potentially why restarting the game is a possible fix also, so make sure preload hideout is unchecked in your game settings and restart your game to see if this helps)

For the Game Aborted error

Open Hideout > Cant spawn in

They did it

Every patch there is one of those bugs

[soft coral]

bro at this point

just quit

its pathetic

what they are doing to the game

its sad...

half of you would say "ah ivan crying again lol cope noob" and so on

but its true

[brittle sinew]

Thanks brother

[soft coral]

they can't code their own game for shit

[brittle sinew]

Ah ivan crying again lol cope noob

Yap yap yap

[stark torrent]

Disable Pre Loaded Hideout in settings too

[brittle sinew]

Whine whine whine

[soft coral]

mhm

[wooden chasm]

Tigz

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

idk who tigz is ?

[soft coral]

its okay because bsg said "they will fix the game" and that the game is "only in beta"

[stark torrent]

we are loading

[brittle sinew]

Mid streamer

[soft coral]

so its okay

[stark torrent]

Yeah it works

[brittle sinew]

Doesn't bring anything interesting to tarkov imo

[wooden chasm]

LOL

[wooden chasm]

Professional complainer

But he’s right

[brittle sinew]

He's genuinely mid though

Doesn't mean bad, he's just mid

[wooden chasm]

I don’t watch streams anyways

Wouldn’t know

[brittle sinew]

Neither do I

He does make youtube, which I do watch

[wooden chasm]

Same I just watch his shorts in class

He’s a professional yapper

[brittle sinew]

AWM is a professional yapper

[soft coral]

and the other half

[brittle sinew]

Alongside gigabeef

[soft coral]

are professional dickriders

[brittle sinew]

AWM kek

[wooden chasm]

Rewgander please don’t ban me

pleaseeee

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

ah ivan crying again lol cope noob

[wooden chasm]

Rwgnder when I snipe him and I watch his stream and he says I’m getting this guy banned in 10 seconds