💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

we did that from the beginning

[stark torrent]

and then they started stealing materials and buying cheap chinese stuff ofc

[soft coral]

massive concrete monoliths

nothing gets through it

and since its concrete and sound likes to resonate

when neighbor is drilling everyone hears it

shoutout to the lady that talks loudly at 8am in the morning

I love her

[stark torrent]

[edgy juniper]

new player vs new player and ur still slamming them 🤷

still impressive

[soft coral]

you ever have 20 calls from mom and 2 from dad?
thats her from hjs phone @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Yes lol

[stark torrent]

name checks out

[soft coral]

we live the same lives

[wooden chasm]

ground zero is fun

[edgy juniper]

its a good map tbh

[stark torrent]

im still waiting for them to make the OthEr QueUe for normal players

[edgy juniper]

too much spawns tho

[stark torrent]

Spawns are too close

[wooden chasm]

yeah but I have 700 hours

[stark torrent]

I agree

[wooden chasm]

so I rush the spawns

and shit on new starters

LOL

I resetted my level 40 something accont

for the funies

me with a class 4 plate running at a newbie with my mdr

(its joeover for him)

[soft coral]

demontwink yapping

classic L

[wooden chasm]

you yap more then me

all you do is shit talk takrov

your a pro at yapping I should be learning from you

[soft coral]

yes

[wooden chasm]

teach me your ways

[soft coral]

I do it for a good cause

cuz fk this game

[wooden chasm]

yeah but

im the reason why some hate the game

cause I evac camp

[soft coral]

eh

not a reason to hate u

[wooden chasm]

D2 and emercom is fruitful

my beloved

[soft coral]

anyway

back to insta reels

[wooden chasm]

yes ma'am

[soft coral]

the fk u say?

[wooden chasm]

you heard me

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ariane-eyebrow-raise-gif-5846286145631730119

[edgy juniper]

the worst extract is nakitami tho

[soft coral]

what a weirdo

[edgy juniper]

emercom has a decent amount of cover

to actually get to it

but nakatami u gotta run past like 2 buildings

and a long ass road

[wooden chasm]

me

[wooden chasm]

yeah but

my impact grenade and RIP rounds

me sitting in the back of the truck with such

is not going to save you

[edgy juniper]

infact nakatami gives people an elevator to camp in

if ur feeling a little brave u could go behind the counter

[wooden chasm]

yeah

depends on where you spawn tho

cant camp nakatami sometimes

camping the medical tent is the funniest thing ever

timmies shit themself when you do

[edgy juniper]

thats why i went mira

[wooden chasm]

camping here on the ambulance

is fun

and uhh

sitting in capital to block off naka

is fun

[soft coral]

i think

[wooden chasm]

cause you have a asg

[soft coral]

im losing it

genuinely

[wooden chasm]

why

[soft coral]

Ive been living alone for nearly a month

[wooden chasm]

@edgy juniper

overall ground zero

small ass map

[soft coral]

I just randomly laugh at nothing

or talk to myself

[wooden chasm]

yes

that happens

[edgy juniper]

it has like one good loot room

[soft coral]

happens very often

[wooden chasm]

ye

[soft coral]

oke

ty

[wooden chasm]

tbh tho

idk which one I want to play anymore

if either

tarkov arena

or main tarkov

both ar elike

equally shit now

[edgy juniper]

also idk which supervillain put a claymore inside of ground zero

[wooden chasm]

nikkta

he wanted to punish english speakers

that cannot read the sign claymore

in russian

LOL

[edgy juniper]

tbf i step on landmines even tho theres a sign that says it in english sometimes 😭

[wooden chasm]

silly

i dont even have time to step on landmines

or run into a mg

cause xiaolingbingchilling 1 tapped me from 10000000 miles away

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1209619266052296744/ancientchinesesecret.mp4?ex=6615b93a&is=6603443a&hm=69b335f8b7cd1ff25d09aed5cc22e61d3e69a6fe0b3b51c84a0ab2f8f7cfcbcb&

[soft coral]

other places:dont give up on your dreams no matter what
balkans:yeah? and pigs can fly

[wooden chasm]

so true

[soft coral]

youre not even balkan

[wooden chasm]

true

im a little bit more up

[soft coral]

oh no

the uk

[wooden chasm]

no

below

[soft coral]

phew

[wooden chasm]

it was also a former communist country

but broke apart

[soft coral]

germany?

[wooden chasm]

uh

no

[soft coral]

uh

[wooden chasm]

[soft coral]

Lithuania

belarus

[wooden chasm]

I said a bit above

noy fully

what

[soft coral]

IDK

😭

[wooden chasm]

Czechoslovakia

[soft coral]

ah

[wooden chasm]

guh

[soft coral]

ok thats balkans tho

very north

[wooden chasm]

slovakia isn't on

[soft coral]

but still balkans

[wooden chasm]

the balkan

p sure its classified as like

centeral europe or some shit

[soft coral]

idk

i have a friend from czech

her name is klara

she ghosted me

bless her heart

[wooden chasm]

lmfao

ghosted by a czech girl

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-gif-26945163

[soft coral]

i wish her family flowers

[wooden chasm]

do you really though

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

i do

[wooden chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708715309107904526/1218619339947905215/FillymeltdownTransparentbig.gif

[soft coral]

other countries:eat your vegetables theyre good for you
balkans: if you dont eat Ill pour it down your back

[fallow spoke]

Ok first scav run

What should i expext

[soft coral]

fun

[stark torrent]

0 risks full reward

[frosty basalt]

To get bored of looting after another 5 scav runs

[fallow spoke]

got full inventory of shit

and a weapon with ammo

for future bullshit pmc strats

enough tarkoving for today

im going home with a kda of 8

[wintry ridge]

wow

[strong hinge]

it only took you a month? cringe

[lyric cairn]

That's not entirely accurate. Here in the States, if your family was from the balkins like my great grandparents were, they'd tell us people in the balkins would starve if we didn't eat our veggies.

Which, now that I'm older and I now understand a little better the geopolitics of the balkins since world war two, that was a super fucked up thing to say to a child that didn't wanna eat peas.

[frosty basalt]

How’s tarkov lately

How’s the queue times

[stark torrent]

The same

Sometimes fast, sometimes you wait 6 min for a retard with hdd

[frosty basalt]

I SEE

oops caps

was playing bf1

[soft coral]

Don't ask ivan what he thinks about tarkov

[frosty basalt]

why are you referring to yourself in the third person

[soft coral]

Why not

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/yourenotthatguypal-pal-notthatguy-weak-gif-21925932

[fallow spoke]

What does upgrading the hideout give in benefit?

[stark torrent]

Money if you know what to craft

[soft coral]

Decent amount of passive income

as wipe goes on it gives less and less but it's not bad

[vivid dawn]

Money,good Ammo,passive perks that are useless cause Food exists im the game.

[fallow spoke]

So like its not worth doing late into the wipe

I bought the game yesterday so

[vivid dawn]

I know,im reading and remembering things

Its always worth

Its stuff do to

Also the shooting range lets you try out your gun builds

No worries about Ammo there.

Btw did you find out how to start an offline raid by now?

If not i gladly update my game to visualy show you how

[stark torrent]

BSG : Arena Update

Everyone else :

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-gives-a-fck-gif-16881823

[stark torrent]

at least they made the lvl 1 shooting range super cheap and easy to get now

however

you still have no lights until lvl 2

so you cant see shit

as always, you cannot have anything good from BSG

2 seconds brother, let me put my monitor brightness to 100% in order to see how this m4 build shoots

@soft coral

[soft coral]

what

[stark torrent]

p!read

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

ah

its always been like that

the lights in the hideout never work properly

even the LED ones

[stark torrent]

The bulb lighting is actually brighter and covers more hideout area

than the LED

[soft coral]

its very weird

[stark torrent]

shit game

[soft coral]

true

it is shit

[vivid dawn]

Oh yeah ive seen that and was hardcore perplexed by how that was an upgrade

[vivid dawn]

@stark torrent take care of my ticket and ban this spam bot already

[earnest timber]

This game really needs to get rid of its forced contrasted instagram filters

[fallow spoke]

did 10 offline raids and 3 online

[soft coral]

do woods

Beware of the mines

[fallow spoke]

i can go scav into woods

experiment

brother ate 12 bullets of 5.45 on ground zero

and then shot me

can yall link me a good tarkov discord server?

i died in 30 seconds of being in woods

that went

well

[soft coral]

do NOT go their offical server

its a big mistake

[fallow spoke]

GAWD DAM

i had both of my legs on 0 for the last 10 minutes

and found 2 shotguns for a quest

[earnest timber]

A scav onetapped so hard on Streets my whole computer froze

[soft coral]

[earnest timber]

im not joking

[fallow spoke]

How do i increase the size of my pouch

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-counting-money-cash-rich-gif-14169514205012107105

Both irl money or ingame

Punisher 6 quest will give you the biggest container you can have aside from GAMMA which is non purchasable anymore

[fallow spoke]

for the love of god

i cannot find this

every shelf there is

it just doesnt exist

im being gaslit so i die

[fallow spoke]

help

[stark torrent]

it spawns on the main shelves

inside the store it has multiple spawns tho

you need to carefully check every shelf in that bar

it spawns in the main entrance bar

[fallow spoke]

does it look different?

[stark torrent]

Uhh it looks brand new ish

but you should ahve the marker to pick it up

just shove ur head into every shelf kek

[fallow spoke]

i did

three times by now

no attention dot anywhere

i got shot once and bled out

ive checked every spawn spot on the wiki its just not there

someone took it?

[stark torrent]

nah it has to be there

[brittle sinew]

Just look up the wiki

Quest descriptions suck ass

Accept that this game is as much of a wiki sim as it is a tetris sim

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Luxurious_Life

[stark torrent]

and a camping sim

[brittle sinew]

And most importantly

A loading sim

Not even a loading simulator
It's just a loading game

[stark torrent]

Yeah that is the worst , everything to waste ur time

[winged mica]

Tbh

Tarkov has been pretty frustrating to play

Thinking moving to SPT but I never got it right or afraid BSG will pull a fast one

[brittle sinew]

They wont

It's practically impossible to discover if it's installed or not

As long as you keep it on a different folder ofc

They can't even stop cheating, how should they be able to stop SPT

[winged mica]

Give me a minute imma heal 50 thorax rq

[autumn estuary]

Just waiting for the next version of SPT

[brittle sinew]

Same brother

[autumn estuary]

I'd love it if they stopped faffing around and added coop,

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1222578166770438207/image.png?ex=6616b9a5&is=660444a5&hm=f7365cffebc80c7a704963f560fc6a5301a71eec67679ee491556ad3104c7b61&

[stark torrent]

we lost

time to reconnect in 15 years while i am in the middle of a woods field

[edgy juniper]

2 traitor scav kills in ONE factory raid

[soft coral]

I've had that too

:)

[vivid dawn]

That SPT talk in the future in #╟❓general-offtopic pls.I won the fight so we can talk about it there so nobody gets angry here in the Tarkov channel.

Just for next time 🙂

Or Iedy can fight for a sub SPT thread for this channel

[stark torrent]

aint happening

sold my left nut to keep this channel alive

[vivid dawn]

Damn

Ok well then offtopic it is

i fought for it

i lived to survive

Also its kinda funny that Aldo is bacc but i havent seen any funny shenanigans yet

[rich venture]

Finally shturman is no more

[crystal musk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnkAyPGkQA

[edgy juniper]

just killed a loaded PMC as a scav

feeling good

[stark torrent]

FUTUTI MORTII MATII

[edgy juniper]

ez loot

140k MDR right there

[brittle sinew]

Finally 🙏

Inner peace

[edgy juniper]

i also found this

[edgy juniper]

whats this for 😭

thats ALOT of moonshine for one person

[stark torrent]

ez ego left peeker

holy moly

[brittle sinew]

This

[edgy juniper]

ah fair enough

[edgy juniper]

90 hp , missing 2 legs and a stomach

[compact knoll]

its probably cheaper

to just sell the moonshine and other shit

moonshite itself is 10 mil

[stark torrent]

moonshine rn is 400k

[compact knoll]

bruh

20mil then

[soft coral]

no way he lost that

especially with you peeking like that

[edgy juniper]

this is the guy who was in a much better spot then me and managed to destroy everything BUT my arms, thorax or head

[brittle sinew]

My only option to get one

My ledx luck is in the shitter

[stark torrent]

spam woods usec camp and you will find it eventually

[brittle sinew]

no

I am running labs

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

And resort

[stark torrent]

POG

[brittle sinew]

Alhamdulillah

[soft coral]

literally useful for 2 maps

gg bsg

they did it again

[brittle sinew]

3 dummy

[soft coral]

lighthouse , reserve ..and?

shoreline?

[brittle sinew]

It's obvious you havent played this wipe smh

Bingo

[soft coral]

well yes.

[brittle sinew]

Rock passage is a RR exit now

[soft coral]

I have the game uninstalled

:)

[soft coral]

more space on ssd

[stark torrent]

Scav naded me

[soft coral]

skill issue

[brittle sinew]

L

[stark torrent]

Lost shturmans key and the rebel

Sadness

[soft coral]

Lost it?

[stark torrent]

Yeah it had to be found in raid

[soft coral]

what knife slot isn't secure anymore?

aaaah

for quest or some shit

[stark torrent]

ah the rebel i wanted to sell i guess

[soft coral]

how much do they go for

[stark torrent]

4.5 mil on flea, 1 mil to jaeger

it is what it is

[soft coral]

4.5 mil thats like 10 scav raids

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

You didnt bumrush exit?

[soft coral]

classic iedy

he needds to sit in bush

its canon event

[stark torrent]

i did

i ran into a scav by zb 16

and he naded

landed on my cock

[brittle sinew]

you were pmc?

[stark torrent]

it simply happened

yes

[brittle sinew]

L

How did you lose the RR then

Did you lose lose it or did you just lose FIR

[winged mica]

11th hour on 11 day and 11th month

Peace at last

Peace

At last

[brittle sinew]

Peace at last 🙏

armistice day

[edgy juniper]

Only knife that isn't secure is cultist

I wish there was a way to somehow make it secure but just take away the poison

Such a cool knife

[earnest timber]

I wish found in raid stuff actually remained "found in raid" regardless if you died with it in the container or not, so people would rat less

[signal dune]

RB-VO marked key from the 95k scav case

Why has the bot reacted me

What does that mean

[signal dune]

Classic

[winged mica]

Wouldnt it be cool if they add official singleplayer mode

[signal dune]

I'd love it

[winged mica]

I think they would lose ppl in Multiplayer

[signal dune]

That's why they wont

Lmao

[winged mica]

But tbh they still get same money anyway

[frosty basalt]

I think they should just forgo balancing progression entirely while the game is in beta

And just let people get access to reasonable gear at a reasonable pace

I don’t think any of the turn in FiR items quests are good

[winged mica]

FiR?

[frosty basalt]

Remove em and add the rewards to other quests

Found in Raid

[signal dune]

Found in raid

[winged mica]

Those quests are pretty frustrating

Which is tbh I never able to finish it as beginner

[rich venture]

5k xp away from bear black lynx boys

[brittle sinew]

Mashallah today is a good day

[rich venture]

And shturman is no more

[winged mica]

Mashallah

[rich venture]

Real

[brittle sinew]

I reached lvl 40 today

And I got thicc case, we up

[rich venture]

I killed shturman got killed by a rat on dickhead then had to go out

[frosty basalt]

Last wipe I ended at level 42iirc and unironically the most fun I had was doing lighthouse quests

Took me forever to finish a good chunk of them

[winged mica]

Imagine streaming speedrunning through Jager questline

[rich venture]

I can't be fucked the do any more quests now since I'm basically level 40

Ragman can suck my left nut

The bush man got my p90 boys

[winged mica]

Running lab with Makarov

Insure rate skyrocket

[rich venture]

10 hit count by the way

[rich venture]

Average labs gamer now

Tigz had to make his video talking about how to make money on labs

[upper remnant]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-S1n9PO_rCY?si=C1K1Kaj0cAZtYIvY

[signal dune]

I sort of assumed people just went labs for stims and quests

You can make money much easier elsewhere

[brittle sinew]

It's for the difficult

[signal dune]

Tracks

RR extract is fine with an armoured rig right?

[signal dune]

Just need empty body armour slot

[signal dune]

Nice

Can't type tonight jfc

[brittle sinew]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[rich venture]

Yup

[winged mica]

Is glock 18 best glock

[signal dune]

Jfc dude

Good shit

[signal dune]

Yeah just tried it

Every wipe I forget how much better reserve is with a rr

[edgy juniper]

or something like "if it was in ur container for longer then 2m then itll stay found in raid"

[signal dune]

Killed a man with a drum mag full of 5.45 BS, very good

[edgy juniper]

just so people dont put stuff right when they know theyre gonna die

[signal dune]

I still say it should be "bought on flea" and "not bought in flea". So for quest items you can die with them in your container but still can't buy them on the flea

This opinion brought to you by one too many deaths with shturmans key in my ass

[brittle sinew]

Yesw

Its very good this wipe

[signal dune]

is this a "get tf out now" tier key?

[soft coral]

I lock my front door with one if these

[brittle sinew]

Mood

[brittle sinew]

Absolutely

[signal dune]

Got out

Let's see how much this goes for

Got this and a keycard holder this raid

950k, not bad

Not insane money, I might just run it

[signal dune]

i am bamboozled by this mans weapon

i did not strip it it came like this

i think he and his buddy were on the way to camp the RR extract

[wintry ridge]

yes

all marked room keys are

except for shared bedroom one on lighthouse

that one is just worthless

keep in container

[brittle sinew]

Brother just made a standalone GL

Kind of genius honestly

[stark torrent]

poor man's GL

[signal dune]

The irony is I killed him with a grenade

[signal dune]

Yeahh that was kinda why I asked I didn't know if I was looking at a dorms 314 or a lighthouse bedroom situation

[edgy juniper]

Wtf is this 😭

The missing dust cover makes it so much better

[brittle sinew]

Even lighter:

I think it's brilliant, you use this alongside your regular gun like an FN40GL

[edgy juniper]

I got killed by one of these a few days ago

Felt like a nuke went off in my ear

No idea why it was so loud

[brittle sinew]

Might be because a grenade blew up next to your ear

Idk tho

[edgy juniper]

I think it hit my head actually

[signal dune]

SPAS-12 lookin ass

[signal dune]

he didnt have a regular gun though

[signal dune]

i guess the idea was his buddy would do the shooting parts and he'd just hock grenades

but his buddy just had an MPX with 2 mags, hardly able to suppress very much

ANYWAY

im overthinking

[ionic vale]

Rate the kit

[edgy juniper]

Is that helmet even worth the fact ur not wearing headphones

[ionic vale]

No

Not at all

But I asked my friend to make me a kit

[edgy juniper]

Hey maybe you'll get confused for a scav!

[ionic vale]

I'll still be shot though

[edgy juniper]

I doubt any sane PMC would wear that

[ionic vale]

Yeah

[edgy juniper]

Not by other player Scavs

[ionic vale]

True

[edgy juniper]

Only thing is the armband

They see that it's on sight

[signal dune]

Also no self respecting player scav keeps the kolpak on

[ionic vale]

I kinda killed a guy

but I died right at extract

[signal dune]

Poor bastud is just a torso now

[brittle sinew]

Gotta love the knowers

they dont even try to hide it

[wooden chasm]

first time my scav had this

[winged mica]

high fence's rep?

[soft coral]

Alo

[gray compass]

WIPE HYPE

[earnest timber]

YAY WIPE 3 MONTHS INTO WIPE

[soft coral]

YOU CAN TELL THE GAME IS DYING IF THEY HAVE TO WIPE SO SOON WOOOO

When I wipe my ass I don't see as much crap as what comes out of bsg

[earnest timber]

the only thing dying is tarkov arena

its mid wipe

of course less people play

[soft coral]

they should've never made it tbh

shits garbage

tarkov without the "tarkov"

[earnest timber]

They should have never made this preset bullshit

war thunder tier grinding

[soft coral]

.

should've spent that budget on improving tarkov

they literally could've implemented an arena inside the game

maybe do something with the remnants of the "town" map

but no

all that budget all that advertising

and for what?

the game to be DOA

and people still believe what bsg say and take their word for it

my goodness

[earnest timber]

"B-b-but its early access bruv"

[soft coral]

Right

that argument is dead

nowdays game devs are absolutely retarded

but man

their playerbase is even more so

believing every word they say like little kids

"guys we will improve game"
"guys you will get lots of fps"

and people believe it

for nearly 8 years now

this sort of development cycle for a game is a pathetic JOKE

you cant be 8 years into beta and only have this much content dude

[earnest timber]

They wont put it on Steam 'cause they know they wont get as much money and to avoid review bombing

[soft coral]

yes.

Even if they wanted to I wish it wouldn't get greenlit

the good do not outweigh the bad in tarkovs development cycle

1 step forward
5 backwards

bsg implement basic gameplay feature
everyone: OMG SO COOL THE GAME IS SO GOOD NOW

and no I will not stop shitting on the game

[stark torrent]

We got vaulting

After 8 years

[soft coral]

.

VAULTING

warface from 2013 has that

and for tarkov it took 8 years

????

but it's ok

it's all ok

[lyric cairn]

Yeah it's pretty pathetic how glacieral the development is

[soft coral]

the community will continue to be ignorant about bsg's bullshit and lying and will continue to dick ride them

they will continue to believe everything they say

it's ok

[earnest timber]

They bit on more than they can chew

[soft coral]

YA THINK?!?

[lyric cairn]

I think they just wayyyy overstepped their abilities. Trying to make an economy like that which exists. I mean, thats what makes the game so unique but, hooey do they keep on adding useless shit like new maps no one asked for instead of polishing and finishing the game

Still can't escape from Tarkov

Been 8 years

[soft coral]

you can

uninstall

and go play some other game

I did it

[lyric cairn]

I was still in a freaking band when this game first went into alpha, for God's sake. I got a 4 year degree and 5 years in a career and then switched careers and it's still being developed

[soft coral]

why cant you?

[lyric cairn]

I did. Haven't played more than 5 raids this wipe.

GAMMA is going to 1.0 before Tarkov

[soft coral]

Not only overstepping but their development decisions have been insanely bad

[lyric cairn]

Agreed

[soft coral]

content content content content content content
with 0 regard towards fixing bugs

Who the fk does that

[lyric cairn]

Invisible players persisted for months in this game, multiple times

INVISIBLE PLAYERS

[earnest timber]

Content creep is a recipe for overbloating

[soft coral]

they already did it

they've been doing it for a while

[soft coral]

Audio , A.I 1 tapping through bushes and overall being very inconsitent , Skills in game being either wayyy to OP or too bad , map balance and overall terrible designed maps , anti-cheat being non existant , constant in game errors , TERRIBLE TERRIBLE performance you need a nasa PC to play the game

oh

ammo balance too

quests being very heavily location centered which means people camp specific spots on maps and overall ruin gameplay
or they make quests too easy or too hard just because ugh the game is hard core guys

and that's just the tip of the iceberg

[edgy juniper]

Quests like fucking long road should just not exist

[soft coral]

But again

what do I know

the game is perfectly fine

no bugs no nothing trust guys

bsg said they will fix bugs its ok

[earnest timber]

What do we know we ain't game devs 😄

[soft coral]

true

only like 90% of the playerbase hate the decisions they make

who are we to tell them

[earnest timber]

Having a concept is one thing, implementing and coding it is another

[soft coral]

something bsg can't do

[edgy juniper]

That open map concept is one of the worst ideas I've heard ngl

If they has unlimited budget and good servers then maybe

But with this Dev team?

[soft coral]

its their main goal for the game

[edgy juniper]

Fuck no

[soft coral]

because

dunno how many people know this

[earnest timber]

And a larger, more competent dev team

even from overseas

[soft coral]

Tarkov is only a stepping stone for their actual project
Russia 2028

[earnest timber]

For a singleplayer game project their AI is rudamentary asf

[soft coral]

its shit

SHIT

best way to describe it

if we compare it to the game they want to make and their vision for it

[vivid dawn]

Your a Cheater why should i trust your opinion on Tarkov

[soft coral]

?

what

[vivid dawn]

Ivan(Cheater)

[soft coral]

yes its a running joke

[vivid dawn]

I wanted to be funny

[soft coral]

cuz I get called cheater in warface

[soft coral]

if anything

[vivid dawn]

Ivan never gets my flat jokes

German humour failing

[soft coral]

ofc

youre german

[vivid dawn]

How old is Tarkov by now?

[soft coral]

7 coming up on 8 years I think

[vivid dawn]

8 years and they still dont know how Sound works

[soft coral]

it says 2017

however they had the concept of the game wayyy before that

because

of contract wars

which was the father of tarkov

[vivid dawn]

Yeah concept takes up time usualy 2 years

[earnest timber]

I love how lighting abruptly changes during night in game lol

[soft coral]

oh ye that

[vivid dawn]

When even modders say your game is so broken that they cant fix it,then you know your worse than Bethesda

[soft coral]

Baba nikita turning off the moon

god this game is so shit

[earnest timber]

not even fade into the other lighting system to make it smooth

no

just

SNAP

[soft coral]

once you stop playing you realize just how bad it is

[vivid dawn]

Why is there still the piss filter in the game even?

[soft coral]

you mean gray filter?

[vivid dawn]

Yep

[soft coral]

✨ realistic ✨

✨ hardcore ✨

✨ Pathetic game devs ✨

[earnest timber]

Realistic? nah. Gritty feeling? yes.

[soft coral]

they should make it optional

not forced

[vivid dawn]

Also i noticed render distance in the game is fucked.If your fast enough you can see close by buildings and textures just popping up despite every setting maxed out

[soft coral]

its because the engine can't handle it

[vivid dawn]

Its Unity right?

[soft coral]

ye

[vivid dawn]

Unity can handle A LOT if your good in programming

[soft coral]

if

bsg aren't good at programming

[vivid dawn]

Russian jank.

[soft coral]

at this point

I don't want to see the game prosper

they deserve it

for developing it so badly

[vivid dawn]

They should sell the IP and give it to a proper dev studio

Nightdive for example

[soft coral]

They wont

theyre greedy

and will milk the game

[vivid dawn]

Dafuw is this shit now

[gray compass]

event is fun

[vivid dawn]

So its a russian holiday event

[edgy juniper]

There's an event going on?

[vivid dawn]

Maslenitsa

What i posted above

[earnest timber]

BUTTER LADY

BUTTER DAWG

https://tenor.com/view/butta-dawg-butter-dog-butter-dog-gif-20600440

[soft coral]

DA DAWG WITH DA BUTTA

[stark torrent]

We have Urlalia here

Instead of bonefires they lit up tires

[soft coral]

bro tire smoke

[stark torrent]

it was last week

[soft coral]

is something else

one of my favourite bulgarian traditions is Nestinarki

[wanton yarrow]

NOO PLEASE

[soft coral]

women walking on burning coals

[wanton yarrow]

NOT THE SNOW

[edgy juniper]

It's back?

[wanton yarrow]

WHY IS IT BACK

WHY

[soft coral]

bro its march why do they still have snow

are they that stupid?

its nearly april

[edgy juniper]

They removed snow

But for some reason it's fucking back

[wanton yarrow]

Its so over

[edgy juniper]

One of the quests is 500 xp wtf 😭

You get that for opening like 2 scavs

[stark torrent]

It's because of the event animals

The evil spirits of winters or whatever

Escape from BAGAMIAS PULA @soft coral

[soft coral]

we already had kukeri

[brittle sinew]

Snow is back?

Lets fucking go

[brittle sinew]

Would you rather want the bush campers, FOG and rain?

[wanton yarrow]

Anything but the snow

My eyes hurt

[brittle sinew]

You're crazy

You're actually crazy

L takes all around

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-locked-in-funny-gif-2909757877821689206

[brittle sinew]

You really want the rain and fog??

[wanton yarrow]

Doesn't matter cuz i die anyway

[stark torrent]

TO BE FAIR he has a point

I HOPE

it snows as well

otherwise he is right it does hurt your eyes if it's morning clear

i loved it when it was cloudy snowy

that was peak game

[brittle sinew]

Just turn your monitor brightness down

what

[stark torrent]

i wish it was like this forever

[stark torrent]

cringe

[brittle sinew]

Why do I even have to say this, simple as

Literally that simple

[wanton yarrow]

Then i can't see anything inside any buildings

[stark torrent]

Because i dont want to change my monitor setting for a fucking shit game lol

[brittle sinew]

Turn it up again?

[stark torrent]

No

Too much hassle

[brittle sinew]

You cant think for yourself?

Why I gotta say that

[wanton yarrow]

Let me just take of my hand off the mouse while someone might be right around the corner

Great idea

[stark torrent]

I want to snow as well , actual snowing was so good

[brittle sinew]

Skill issue

[stark torrent]

i mean lets be real you will hear someone

if its around the corner

[brittle sinew]

Just find a better position to do it

[stark torrent]

if you are standing and he is moving you will hear him

this is how audio works rn

if you move you die

to the one that doesnt

[brittle sinew]

Also hot take: "brightness" is a meme for visibility indoors

Use black equalizer

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

well at least i can go back to the snow drip

mini bosses can spawn with all masks so this shit is cheap rn

imma buy like 300 of them

[dapper grotto]

https://twitter.com/logicaisoiution/status/1773342298740273478?s=46&t=knsIInOR0sSlkmjDIJEKqw

LogicalSolutions (@LogicaISoIution) on X

#EscapeFromTarkov ** GLOBAL EVENT **

Looks like there’s a new AI, new status effect, and a global goal!

Snow is back as well for the event!

Twitter · Mar 28, 2024, 1:32 PM

[edgy juniper]

500 XP 🥳

That's like

1/40 of my levels

[lyric cairn]

Is this real?

[edgy juniper]

Unfortunately yeah

New event rn

[lyric cairn]

Yeah I'm definitely not playing

Meanwhile Helldivers just added two new support weapons 😎

But yeah maybe I'll pay next wipe 🙄

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/HZRi6vnSPUM?si=cTp0RD0GehkRbvIl @stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[edgy juniper]

where does this new boss spawn

and is it a scav boss or what

[wanton yarrow]

I saw some weird shit going on at the shoreline resort so maybe there

[stark torrent]

wherever the three burning thing spawn, which can be random places around the map

[edgy juniper]

yeah i found one on the railway at customs

no idea where the other spawns are

[stark torrent]

they spawn close to each other

[edgy juniper]

couldnt find another spawn on customs

i didnt cross the river but i went prety much everwehre else

seeing from a vid there seems to be another at gas staiton

not old one

okay they fucking shred

theres one at railway to tarkov

[stark torrent]

Died of Cringe i guess

[edgy juniper]

lvl 25 300hrs running z ryachiy mask?

[stark torrent]

Knight's maskk

but yeah he is a cheater

[edgy juniper]

oh mb yeah

thats even less believable 😭

[stark torrent]

I simply died , didnt even hear the bullet he aimbotted my tooth

TCW ammo

he simply knew the direction of the wind @soft coral

[soft coral]

he smelled your fart

skill issue

No sound too btw

[ionic vale]

Why did they add snow back?

It's awful

[stark torrent]

🇱

[ionic vale]

As long as they've reduced the loudness of footsteps then I don't mind

[swift solar]

so what is this event all about ?

is it worth trying to participate in it

[brittle sinew]

No lol

The reward is like 500xp

Just play as normal imo

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[signal dune]

Fuck yeah snows back

Fuck no this event is dogshit

These event scavs are stupid

Barely any xp for killing them and they're very tanky

[real solstice]

Snow in spring
Damn tarkov takes place in my home state apparently

[swift solar]

you mean continue crawling at snail's pace avoiding all fights and just picking off scraps like a filthy rat ? on it boss.

[brittle sinew]

Play as you normally would

If thats that, then you do that

[soft coral]

I won't say anything

[soft coral]

Love how

it always bans players from like a week ago

or two

[stark torrent]

honestly, this is 1 in 30-40 blatants i reported so far i think

so the rate is terrible

[soft coral]

whats new under the sun

or as we say in Bulgaria

[stark torrent]

idk your mother covers the sun

[soft coral]

the same old song on a new voice

[soft coral]

awe ei

Румънец черен такъв

[stark torrent]

He pulled the moon runes we lost

[soft coral]

ходи да крадеш бакър поне някой лев да спечелиш че иначе няма как да се живее

ааах майкати мръсна

толкоз и вони путката че тука в Пловдив я усетих

I wished you happy holidays

[stark torrent]

sank iu

[soft coral]

te pula mea

❤️

[stark torrent]

te-n

-n means in

te = go

go in

[soft coral]

От плацентата на баба ти, бабек да си направиш!

I advise not to translate this one

[granite coral]

:flag_bg: Bulgarian (български език)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

From your grandmother's placenta, you can make a baby!

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

it means

uhhhh

babek is not a baby

@stark torrent this is babek

one of my favourites is

Shove your head inside your ass so you see what kind of a shit you are

[soft coral]

i told you not to translate tbh

[stark torrent]

I love Woods , go in with a kit, get out with 2 other ppls kits

everyone running the MDR

truly the best gun this wipe

[signal dune]

so, i just spawned in one of the reserve bunkers, with a bonfire outside the door

surrounded by cultists

thank you bsg

[stark torrent]

they are actually friendly

if you dont shoot them or the bonfire

[signal dune]

oh really

did not know that

im ignoring them forever then

also do we know if other scav bosses are still spawning

[stark torrent]

they do

[signal dune]

cool

thanks

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENJaC80KvaU

[real solstice]

Chatgpt generate me hot sexy muscle man tarkov knife helmet thanks

[stark torrent]

3 hands lmaoo

[real solstice]

This is how we used to quick throw grenades

[brittle sinew]

I just hopped on

How do I stop freezing bro

[stark torrent]

either light a fire and stay near it or go away

from the scavs and bonfire i think

it has an area

[brittle sinew]

Okay

[stark torrent]

ITS SNOWING

AH 1ST DAY OF WIPE VIBES

i died to a perfectly concealed sniper

[wintry ridge]

😭

its so great

is there still the stupid fog

[stark torrent]

N O

and no ambient wind either

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

it's beautiful

[wintry ridge]

its so back

what loot do the snowmen have

[stark torrent]

And this event is good because they dont aggro on you if you dnt shoot them

Meaning if u dont want to do the event just dont shoot them kek

[wintry ridge]

do they cluster up

[stark torrent]

Apparently they have good shit , AP bullets, KS23 , PAB9 vss , they can have the class 4 facemask and the skull one

[wintry ridge]

:D

[stark torrent]

which made them drop in price on flea nicely enough

[wintry ridge]

awesome

[stark torrent]

Problem is , they are broken , they basically have Rogue / Raider AI

So you have to cheese them in cover

[wintry ridge]

just right hand peek

[stark torrent]

Ye

[wintry ridge]

like all AI

[stark torrent]

Classic tactical gameplay tarkov

Or go in unpathable terrain and let them rush you then go back and you shoot them when they go back

[signal dune]

only good shit i've found so far on them is the skull mask

their ammo is typical scav stuff

found someone who killed 4 of them before dying, took his shit and their loot for free lmao

2 FIR death shadow masks

lesgo

oh of course the price is way cheaper

briefly forgot how economics worked

oh also, all their guns are totally broken?

not sure why they made that choice

its not like they're using rare funs

guns*

[brittle sinew]

Dude where are the pmcs

Ive played 2 raids, not even a trace of a pmc

[soft coral]

best thing bsg can code without the game exploding

behold their prowes

[signal dune]

Some people are weak and don't like the snow

[stark torrent]

ran into a 3 man thermal , pushed back into cover , ran into another 2 man , i teamed up with them on voip and we killed the 3 cunts

truly a tarkov story

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3KjtStN83m/?igsh=MTdycGN2NWYwaDZwZg==

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у вас было такое? #меллстрой #автобус #мем #маршрутка

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every time

[brittle sinew]

After bumrushing factory I got it :)

[wintry ridge]

?????

what does this have to do with tarkov

[soft coral]

Nothing

[earnest timber]

Mods, send him to Kharkov

[wintry ridge]

mods, send him to d2

[soft coral]

NOOOOOOOOO

NOT D2