💣tarkov-released

[edgy juniper]

still brings them some personality

like skier and therapist hating eachother

cus one like money and the other wants to help

[stark torrent]

i wish BSG wasnt so creatively bankrupt nowadays and made some events or shit

[edgy juniper]

i failed my last weekly (also a ragman one) and got an even easier one

[stark torrent]

all they do now is Arena here Arena there we do not care

[edgy juniper]

only failed that weekly cus my game got corrupted

[edgy juniper]

sunk cost fallacy

[stark torrent]

no life moment

[edgy juniper]

in what world would you ever need that much

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

brainfart locked
tarkov isn't

[edgy juniper]

the size of this flashlight

[gray compass]

time to begin the tarkov shooter 3 grind

BOY am i not looking forward to this

[wintry ridge]

mp18 grind

[soft coral]

wrong ammo

and wrong gun

vpo215

APM

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[gray compass]

another 215 fanboy

have you even used the gun

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

GET A LOAD

OF THIS NERD

[gray compass]

i gave it a try for a few raids and it was the most miserable experience ever

shit can't pen anything

as soon as I took in a mosin I got my 3 kills over with

.366 is not good

maybe if you spam it with the 206 it is viable

but not with a 215

[soft coral]

skill issue

legit skill issue

[brittle sinew]

215 is a broke ass gun

Level up your game and use something that's not a hunting rifle for once

Brokey 🗣️

[stark torrent]

Gornasty was super good but it wont be that good anymore since they banned APM on flea

So next wipe, it wont powerspike at all , so it will be pretty shit after lvl 2 traders

Sad kek

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

@uncut coral

Tarkov Final Boss

15k kills

[edgy juniper]

lvl 70 is wild 😭

[vivid dawn]

didnt it like one shot everything to the torso or 2 shot with lvl 6 armor

[soft coral]

lv4*

although no clue haven't used it this wipe

I don't play this trash game anymore

may god smite me if I install it agian

[brittle sinew]

How does a mf even reach lvl 70 without getting banned

I can understand reaching lvl 50, because BSG is incompetent

But 70? How??

[terse pecan]

level 70 means

streamer

asian

or cheater

which one do you think this guy is

[vivid dawn]

Asian cheater

[edgy juniper]

suprise answer

all 4

i mean

3

[terse pecan]

when Luan Ho Ma starts asking you to give him the ledx

[compact knoll]

does aldo play tarkov

[compact knoll]

also he is bullshitting

30 kd

[edgy juniper]

night woods time!

just getting rid of some space

cus my stash was getting full

might aswell have some fun with it

[vivid dawn]

And then you return with more

[edgy juniper]

wont complain but ill probably get sniped by someone i didnt see

do armored rigs count as armor for jaeger quests

gotta kill scavs without armor

[earnest timber]

Premiere for my #ArenaPreset submission for Tarkov Arena (people totally still play that game) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RL3lXLPnM

[stark torrent]

i will allow it cause u are goat

[nocturne turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195106816586158171/1221529662270738602/0324.mp4?ex=6612e926&is=66007426&hm=e81875fd79ee93157726adcf8755ef8a4484db544c2e513c4a9e68dc1074b13d&

[vivid dawn]

Weird russian meme again

[nocturne turret]

nothing weird about some lads feasting

[vivid dawn]

In tarkov everything is weird

[nocturne turret]

dont ever let me catch you on reserve..

[vivid dawn]

You wont

Not until they fix the game

[vivid dawn]

Tarkov peak humour

[edgy juniper]

fuck you 😭

i came back with more

i had to throw my insured gear away

[vivid dawn]

[edgy juniper]

2 m700's and an M4A1

[vivid dawn]

Bushwookie Gear nice

[edgy juniper]

allat from my raid i was just doing for fun

thats a 160k m4a1 not too bad

oh shit the m4 has a thermal on it

mf was out in the open? is he retarded

[brittle sinew]

That's what happens for me all the time

Such bs, I don't want more korund plates!!

[edgy juniper]

bro

u cannot make this shit up

i never understood how people find 4 mans fun

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @earnest timber @willow osprey @frozen olive @vivid dawn @brittle sinew

[compact knoll]

you pinged the wrong artyom you retard

[stark torrent]

lol

[compact knoll]

mf slided like its call of duty

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAH

PMC jumpscare

[earnest timber]

Blud thinks he's playing Max Payne!

[soft coral]

[edgy juniper]

least obvious labs hacker

also why tf is ur tarkov so grainy 😭

[stark torrent]

its taken from reddit , i do not go labs

[soft coral]

you shouldn't play the game in the first place for that matter

[frozen olive]

fuck god

jumpscare

[soft coral]

why would you do that

what made you think you would want to do that

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-that-brother-what-is-that-whatsthat-whatsthatbrother-brother-gif-164522531710839787

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Simply better

[edgy juniper]

ive yet to see someone going against me with a laser and not lose

why are you holding an angle with the laser on

[soft coral]

Because youre playing tarkov

half the players are retarded

[edgy juniper]

hmm i wonder where he could be

[soft coral]

<- this guy

[stark torrent]

@soft coral it's him

[edgy juniper]

26 kd crazy

[soft coral]

all I see is a gamer

there are no cheaters in tarkov

youre just bad

learn the spawns

get good

[stark torrent]

fat

[rich venture]

What map

[stark torrent]

Night Snoreline

[compact knoll]

[strong hinge]

if you stay still for 5 seconds your balls explode

[strong hinge]

there, rats solved

[compact knoll]

damn everybody agrees

[stark torrent]

The Copium is insane

[stark torrent]

The rat problem can simply be fixed with the Piss and Shit update

You sat in a bush for too long and u hungry? You eat canned meat with milk and its over

[strong hinge]

diarrhea minigame

[gray compass]

thank you tagilla

[edgy juniper]

It seems like a smart idea until you realize rats usually rat alot, this will most likely just screw over someone who's maybe holding out because they heard a 3 man nearby

It would legit encourage ratting 😭 how tf is that an anti ratting suggestion

[compact knoll]

ok forget it as a skill

just add it as a mechanic

[quaint hull]

mom buy me tarkov no we have tarkov at home

tarkov at home

[willow canyon]

why is shturman wearing reshalas pants

[brittle sinew]

Has landmark gained weight?

Dude looks chonky

I remember him being a fit dude, he looks like a fat brandon herrera

[gray compass]

yeah

he definetly looks a bit wider

[brittle sinew]

He got himself some chubby cheeks

What a sedentary lifestyle of tarkov streaming does to a mf

[real solstice]

He remembered he's American

[gray compass]

words cannot convey how much i hate ai in this game

shturman guards were lasering me down through foliage and ate enough ordnance to sustain a whole platoon of soldiers for months

[stark torrent]

He got chubby indeed but he is buff as well

He does gym etc

[brittle sinew]

He still does gym? Good

[willow canyon]

they have have 138 health hp and 62 head hp as well as spawn with class 3-6 armor so

to bad none of them figured out helmets exist so 3 well placed x51 headshots will down them

[stark torrent]

she took the stash

[soft coral]

Skill issue

[next temple]

He be bulking

[gray compass]

[soft coral]

Hate it when clan mates ask me to carry them on special operations and then they don't listen to the strategies

Alooo

qj mi huq na maikati putkata

[edgy juniper]

Atleast she left the samurai armor 😔

[worn sequoia]

That’s what stress being at the top of the food chain looks like

[earnest timber]

THEY TOOK HIS STASH EARLIER THAN USUAL

💀

[wooden chasm]

Cheaters are gonna steal my gamma and my early access code to tarkov

😭

[untold harness]

There are 2 kinds of tarkov players, those who die and those who rat

I have like a dozen clips of basically just this no I wasnt trying to do any quests I just loooooooooooove ruining someones day its the entire reason I play this game
my deaths mean nothing and I dont even do that many quests

Im just out here for blood and salt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126278430711873598/1197304981330608168/SKSGayming.mp4?ex=660dd6a8&is=65fb61a8&hm=bc744abd9cb7317e55147eb6cf6cdcde9a327123412f77f0140a70a3ce0f043b&

I havent played much in the last month or two

Friend I played with got a gf

[soft coral]

Wtf is that abbominaton

[untold harness]

Duuuude I love that scope

one of my fav

[soft coral]

banned

[untold harness]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent make a warface channel just for this retard

Let him hate on tarkov in peace

[compact knoll]

Damn bro

[lyric cairn]

Ivan mad about Tarkov? Tarkov chat never changes.

[soft coral]

its not my

[soft coral]

whats new

[stark torrent]

lmfao

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent https://youtu.be/vRCgDrcev40?si=js0GYPYXeidX-QJ4

[stark torrent]

Me when i spawn on Woods :

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/VjmY-u2cmpI?si=0QuGB1YsBODqQuyW

@strong hinge

[strong hinge]

nuh uh

i wouldnt even drink to this

[soft coral]

shame on you

To what will you drink then?

[strong hinge]

бяла роза ofcourse, im a man of culture

[soft coral]

I respect that

https://youtu.be/IWLRYrgzy9Y?si=UpdKh2cSFfDKFqUG

the actual Bulgarian anthem

[strong hinge]

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

oh no

cum

sit in main menu in warface
connection to server lost
game auto quits
@stark torrent

tarkov curse

[vivid dawn]

Your bitcoin farm is dying

[stark torrent]

This is the moment LVNDMARK became Ivan

[wintry ridge]

real

tarkov is basically dead rn

[soft coral]

Good

I want to see it that way

No self respecting developer and self respecting players should play such a mess of a game

[fallow spoke]

dang

[brittle sinew]

Brother you play warface

Youre one to talk about dead games 😂

[soft coral]

and I am the one talking about dead games

cuz tarkov is dying

the games I play don't reflect the games I hate

[edgy juniper]

Just because someone's a hypocrite doesn't mean they're wrong

[brittle sinew]

I didn't say that, he's absolutely right that this game is dead as hell

[brittle sinew]

Are you sure about that

[soft coral]

at least warface has good PVE

[brittle sinew]

And not much else 😬

[soft coral]

like tarkov has anything better to offer

Both are shit

warface is less shit

so its ok

[brittle sinew]

It's slop

It is less shit and that's also the problem, it's so painfully mid

[soft coral]

eh

it is what it is

[brittle sinew]

It is what it is

[edgy juniper]

Ehhh
I'd like my weapons to not disapear after 12 hours without selling a kidney

[soft coral]

95% of the game is f2p

wut?

its actually really good

[autumn estuary]

Wait, the warface pushing isn't like, just for the sake of memes?

[real solstice]

Tune in next month for the Lavndmark cutting arc

[wintry ridge]

no

he shills warface in the tarkov channel is whines about how shit tarkov is despite not playing this wipe

[compact knoll]

[brittle sinew]

He hasn't even played this wipe?

[soft coral]

no

and I won't

No matter how good they make recoil

[white void]

(No it's not)

[soft coral]

[white void]

[cinder parrot]

https://youtu.be/NIgriOqRGtc?si=cQNpXSPGO37qftxh

[gray compass]

found the paramedic's phone and immediately beamed by a kaban guard through some bullshit angle

[soft coral]

skill issue

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

realistic gameplay btw

I can eat 50 rounds irl too

[stark torrent]

it was SP

This fun is always in a scav raid

[soft coral]

lol

[stark torrent]

I go as PMC > die to cheater

i go as SCAV > Enjoying the game

[soft coral]

playing as pmc is legit worse

play as scav
loot millions
play as pmc
terrified to loot because of jinpeilung

You pick up the most mildly expensive item
he smells you

already knows your blood type

calls you by your government name

[soft coral]

our cheaters in warface
just sit in spawn killing the entire team with 1 bullet

[edgy juniper]

wheres the fun in that!

[brittle sinew]

Shots 1-5, clearly missed

[soft coral]

the rest is bad spray control

git gud nub

learn the spawns and rotations

[fallow spoke]

i just bought the game

should i expect to get fisted violently or is it more of a getting curb stomped experience

[compact knoll]

both at the same time

[edgy juniper]

depends what map you chose to learn first

[fallow spoke]

i got an overall idea of customs and reserve

idk if woods is similar to the tarkov knockoff that i played

lemmie compare the 2

[edgy juniper]

if its reserve then its definitly violently fisted

reserve is horrid as a PMC

[fallow spoke]

not going to reserve

even in the knock off i fucking hate it

interchange also

factory

idk if woods is similar

[edgy juniper]

factory is a curb stomed experience

[fallow spoke]

gotta compare the 2

hold on

[edgy juniper]

this is woods

[fallow spoke]

one second

imf etching the other mapo

[compact knoll]

edging?

[edgy juniper]

its somewhat in the same shape but still pretty different

[fallow spoke]

tarkov woods is way bigger i think

can you get customs and reserve maps in here

ill get the knock off ones

[edgy juniper]

reserve gameplay is like 90% underground tho

[fallow spoke]

sticked to on ground

mainly near the observatory and the buildings around the chopper

[fallow spoke]

customs

cant find reserve since ive left the game's discord server

but id say it is close

[rich venture]

Negative sir

Reserve is a fun map to play once to learn it

[edgy juniper]

issue with that is that the only guarenteed extracts for PMC's are underground
there are others but they have stupid requirements like a 5m+ melee and no armor or wearing no backpack

[fallow spoke]

manhole between two trucks

thats not pmc?

[rich venture]

If u do the barter you can get it for much cheaper

[fallow spoke]

there were no factions just players in the knock off

[brittle sinew]

I was just about to ask what cooked ass map you had posted until I realized it's Unturned

[rich venture]

Yes it is

[compact knoll]

is this

untruned?

[fallow spoke]

yup

[rich venture]

Unturned is a W game

[compact knoll]

hm

[fallow spoke]

had fun there wanted to play the real deal

[compact knoll]

its good

[fallow spoke]

got my money

[brittle sinew]

Absolutely 🔥

Played since 2014, one of my games ever

[rich venture]

I started playing it really recently

It's so fun

[edgy juniper]

left tick/X is "always available" and right is "single use"

[brittle sinew]

It is genuinely one of the only fun dayz like games out there

Because everything goes so fast

[edgy juniper]

yeah unturned is good

got like 1k hours on it i think

[rich venture]

Yeah you can get geared really fast

[brittle sinew]

I spawn on the shore and within an hour I have good gear to take on other people

[fallow spoke]

it can range from rp to rust but casual and to goofy tarkov

[rich venture]

I have like 3 hours played on it lmao

[brittle sinew]

Instead of dayz where I spend a million years finding a bolt action rifle with 3 rusted bullets

Just to get blasted by a no life and repeat the process

[fallow spoke]

bitch i litteraly just bought it

[brittle sinew]

Also W artstyle

[rich venture]

I've been wanting to get into dayz for a while I just haven't had the drive

Dayz looks like multiplayer stalker

[brittle sinew]

Only do it with friends, or if you plan on playing the Stalker/Tarkov servers

Regular dayz sucks man

[edgy juniper]

also you will be having a bit of a harder time becuase u are joining like mid wipe

[fallow spoke]

yep

[vivid dawn]

first problem,you bought it

[fallow spoke]

figured that out

[rich venture]

I've heard

[brittle sinew]

Mid wipe? Most people I come across are geared as hell

[fallow spoke]

i love torture tho

[brittle sinew]

Poor timmy is gonna get dumpstered so hard

[rich venture]

All the juicers are up on customs

[vivid dawn]

Its worse.

Have fun 😄

[brittle sinew]

And all his quests are gonna be on customs

[rich venture]

Nah it's fine once you get the hang of it

[rich venture]

GZ first

Have fun getting out of that hellhole

[edgy juniper]

i think i started like 2 weeks after wipe and i suprisingly did good

[brittle sinew]

Keks

[brittle sinew]

Same, I started this wipe when the snow came

[rich venture]

2 weeks isn't too bad because most players are around level 15-20

[brittle sinew]

That shit got me back in action

[fallow spoke]

turning it on for the first time

[edgy juniper]

it should be MUCH easier since only people on now are timmies who just bought the game

[rich venture]

It's when people start hitting levels 30 and onwards that it starts getting bad

[brittle sinew]

Thing is, that was early-mid wipe, that's playable for new people

[fallow spoke]

(i know absolutely nothing about the menu than some 3 minutes of a guide i vaguely remember)

[brittle sinew]

Mid-late wipe sucks to join in

[edgy juniper]

yeah but i also needed a week to learn how the game works 😭 this is my first wipe

[fallow spoke]

boo hoo

[brittle sinew]

Spend some time doing offline raids to get the hang of things

[edgy juniper]

i still dont know like half the maps

[fallow spoke]

i will die

[fallow spoke]

i figured that

[rich venture]

Last wipe it took me the entire wipe to learn how the game worked lmao

I'm still cheeks

[fallow spoke]

some people reccomended that

[edgy juniper]

i just do scav runs

to learn maps

also do NOT make the same mistake i made

[rich venture]

Don't scav main too much

[fallow spoke]

USEC or BEAR

[brittle sinew]

My very first wipe I played the shit out of offline raids, got me to a pretty good level

[edgy juniper]

as a scav please do NOT shoot other scavs

[brittle sinew]

USEC is easier

[rich venture]

Usec has better drip

[fallow spoke]

usec drip irl

[vivid dawn]

imho BEAR but USEC is easier and i like it more

[rich venture]

Haven't had many problems with rogues this wipe I won't lie

[edgy juniper]

didnt they remove the rogue benefit

or is it still a thing

[brittle sinew]

Nay

[rich venture]

Nah it's still a thing

[brittle sinew]

Walking into WTP is easy mode man

[rich venture]

But it's less prominent I'd say

[rich venture]

Incorrect

[edgy juniper]

bears better be getting rogues aswell

[brittle sinew]

WTP*

[rich venture]

By the way can we increase spawns for scavs along the main road

[brittle sinew]

No

[edgy juniper]

ill do you one better

[brittle sinew]

Have fun having that quest till the literal end of wipe

[edgy juniper]

remove the quests with the stupid ass restrictions

[brittle sinew]

Same with the barracks quest

[rich venture]

Ok !

Found 4 scavs in 10 raids dude

[brittle sinew]

My brother I did both punisher 4 and test drive 1 around the road

[rich venture]

Smitt and bender 3x12x and allat too if they spawned I wouldn't be missing then

[brittle sinew]

Literally got like 2 scavs through it all

[rich venture]

I'm not bothering with punisher 4 anymore

[brittle sinew]

It's kind of easy, you gotta snipe though

Just a hassle, plus it's restricting

[rich venture]

I'm like 80k xp to level 40 and then I can drop questing

Black lynx drip then no more quests

[brittle sinew]

Same, I'm at that point in the game where everything is restricting me

[fallow spoke]

ok so

how do i start an offline raid

[brittle sinew]

I have to play night raid, with an sr-2m on streets, while also wearing 6b47 and paca

[rich venture]

I'm being cockblocked by every single fetch quest under the sun rn

[edgy juniper]

I FOUND A FLASH DRIVE 🥳

[rich venture]

No tank battery for me or RFID nor vpx

List goes on

[brittle sinew]

Having all this kit, yet never being able to use it 😡

[rich venture]

It's cringe

[brittle sinew]

I have found tankbats FIR 4 times this wipe lol

[brittle sinew]

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

[rich venture]

I'd say just increase the area in which the quest counts

[rich venture]

I want to end it all

[fallow spoke]

guys

[rich venture]

I'm never gonna find an AHf1 either apparently

[rich venture]

Select the map

Tick the coop button

And have fun

[edgy juniper]

if you just press ur pmc , select map and then ready then a menu will show up

for offline raids

[rich venture]

Also if you really want you can turn off scavs but up to you

[vivid dawn]

When your scav looks more PMC than your PMC

[edgy juniper]

i just need one more flash drive for jaeger

stupid ass trader anyways

[rich venture]

What level are you?

[brittle sinew]

I found the AHF1, but I'm never ever gonna find a mf P22

[rich venture]

Real

[brittle sinew]

Or MULE

[edgy juniper]

like 23 or 24

[rich venture]

Ive only found the p22

[edgy juniper]

i dont do tasks that often tbh

especially if its

"kill mfs in this specific area"

[brittle sinew]

Istg I might just buy black keycard and get the stims for both samples and colleagues 3

[rich venture]

Just run reserve filing cabinet runs on your scav

That's how I got mine

[rich venture]

I'm selling my black card as soon as I get colleagues 3 done

[brittle sinew]

@fallow spoke DONT press Ready, it'll start your matching

[rich venture]

Nah that's fair I didn't do quests either last wipe I just focused on PvP and getting acquainted with the game more

[brittle sinew]

You have to press Next, then into offline settings

[fallow spoke]

went into practice mode

[brittle sinew]

Ok gucci

[fallow spoke]

then pressed next a couple times and im in

[rich venture]

Veri nice

[edgy juniper]

Istg u gotta press it like 5 times

Or is that next

[rich venture]

You gotta press next 5 times

[brittle sinew]

Ready is the one that just starts your online match instant

[edgy juniper]

Mb

[brittle sinew]

I never use it because I love triple checking my kit

[rich venture]

What he said

[fallow spoke]

also uhh wich postfx colors yall recomend

[brittle sinew]

Np ❤️

[fallow spoke]

dont want to go watch another tutorial

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859897057581203488/1222219665426874448/image.png?ex=66156bc3&is=6602f6c3&hm=df64d77bb20be3a1c0ee0bd9d4bb4a1ed6fc6a289999883510a0584683f7ee72&

[rich venture]

Depends if I survived the last raid or not

[brittle sinew]

Whatever you like tbh, that's what I use

[rich venture]

Postfx isnt as important as Nvidia control panel settings

[brittle sinew]

It's not really needed imo

[brittle sinew]

Facts

[edgy juniper]

Get sharpness to 0 unless u like a grainy look

[rich venture]

https://youtu.be/EseRGoUk08M?si=YLzNHazxtpbEEd8A

This is a good video talking about Nvidia control panel

If you don't wanna watch it the gist of it is that up the gamma to something you like and then adjust the contrast

[edgy juniper]

Also turn off noise

Noise making the game look like TV static

is the mk16 good

second one ive found

[fallow spoke]

well i was walking and got headshotted by an npc :)

this is going well

imma set up the graphic settings to make the game look good

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_zZJRzrMng&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

[rich venture]

Yeah it's fine

[edgy juniper]

found both of these on my scav run

[brittle sinew]

Motherfucker spent 6 minutes on yapping about the thing every AAA game makes you do first time

Man I hate yapper creators like 2lew. FairTX too, his videos fell off

[soft coral]

It's not bad

[fallow spoke]

uhhh

so in offline raid my pmc has only bandages for bleeding andd those fix light bleeds

every time i got shot once i got a heavy bleeding in either my stomach or thorax

[rich venture]

Nah I like his videos

[fallow spoke]

also the sounds seems... washed out?

[edgy juniper]

just bring heavy bleed meds then

[fallow spoke]

like im hearing that out of my monitor but its actually coming from my headphones

[rich venture]

Actually provided entertainment unlike all the other tarkov creators who just shit out content every day imo

[fallow spoke]

do i need a headset in game for better audio quality or its supposed to be like this

[edgy juniper]

i forgot how it feels without headphones but im guessing you do

time for my favourite part where i sell all these to the flea market

just random things i wasnt bothered selling before

[brittle sinew]

FairTX or 2lew, because all FairTX is doing now is pumping out boring 30 min vids of him just playing the game

I watched the one about like "THE BEST UNDERRATED SLUG" out of curiosity and he only showed what ammo it was at the very end, keeping it blurred until then

Man just needs to go back to his gun nut series, it slapped

Tbf, 2lew does make good videos, he just tends to yap

[signal dune]

I like swampfox

I also like both 2lew and fairtx though so YMMV

[rich venture]

Lew

[brittle sinew]

Most of the time I just watch that new Barry guy, he makes good guides

[brittle sinew]

He's alright

[rich venture]

Who?

[brittle sinew]

Guy has like 500 subs last time I checked

[rich venture]

I really like his editing style and way of narrating

[brittle sinew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmEk6Zsg5t8

his claim to fame:

I watch him primarily for his scalping guides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsuC1VZ8nM&t=0s

[brittle sinew]

Imo it's overediting, but that's just me

[rich venture]

They're fine videos but I probably wouldn't watch him very regularly if there was just guides

[rich venture]

Nah that's completely fair

[brittle sinew]

I dont watch him regularly, only when his latest guide pops up on my feed

[rich venture]

Fair

[brittle sinew]

Gotta get that knowledge

[rich venture]

I just feel like there's a sort of flow to the videos that you can't find anywhere else

[edgy juniper]

i have one hour to do BP depot

wish me luck

[rich venture]

Overediting imo is like this level of editing https://youtu.be/r2aUqA2Vag4?si=91P3CGX1iCAe3ZlQ

[rich venture]

Try to not go through stronghold

[edgy juniper]

i can already tell the type of video from the fucking face on the thumbnail

[rich venture]

Behind dorms should be fine enough

[brittle sinew]

Easy peasy

[rich venture]

[edgy juniper]

im going during night

just to be slightly more safe

[stark torrent]

so you get hemostats

[rich venture]

Cheater time :D

[signal dune]

Weiguozhao incoming

[rich venture]

(esmarches)

[fallow spoke]

i got a tourniquet

[signal dune]

That'll do it

[rich venture]

Ye that's an esmarch

[signal dune]

Or a cat

[rich venture]

Ye

If you can, get your hands on a grizzly and shove it up your secure container

Apart from healing blacked limbs you can heal absolutely everything

[edgy juniper]

my favourite part of tarkov

is when ur game just decides to freeze

and you die

i wonder if the 9KD guy with no NVG

during a nighttime raid

is a cheater

hmm

[winged mica]

My favorite part of Tarkov

Is the game running fine

And you die

[edgy juniper]

fuck it ill just run a pistol

whats there to lose

if theres nothing to lsoe

it was a shit spawn anyways

[winged mica]

Kinda wonder how some cheating account clocked in 2000 hours but never banned

[edgy juniper]

this is my favourite sight

[fallow spoke]

whats this key for? im in an offline raid anyways

[edgy juniper]

around 800k 🙏

[edgy juniper]

prapor quest

apart from that its litterely useless

[soft coral]

pocket watch

infamous quest tbh

[edgy juniper]

its not too bad tbh

[soft coral]

[signal dune]

Have you done it wipe day?

[rich venture]

We warned you

[edgy juniper]

People who complain about the quest where u gotta go to factory after getting the item are just like allergic to night factory

[signal dune]

Wipe day it's a fucking bloodbath

[signal dune]

Disagree

[rich venture]

20 million rouble key wdym

[signal dune]

The problem with that quest is having to go back to customs if you die on factory

It's just irritating

[edgy juniper]

Which is why u go night factory

So you don't die

night factory rarely has more then one person with you

[rich venture]

Everytime I do that quest on daytime the entire server rushes me and I get 3 kills

[edgy juniper]

thats just any factory

thats just factory in general

you shoot once the entire fucking lobby is on you

including tagilla

[rich venture]

Last wipe I was leveling up super slow and did the quest a month into wipe

[fallow spoke]

how can i open this?

[edgy juniper]

it should be just openable?

[fallow spoke]

it aint

[edgy juniper]

unless its bugged like airdrops

[fallow spoke]

i can command with y to say that there is some loot here

but i cannot open it myself

(im in an offline raid if thats some bug)

[edgy juniper]

there should be another on ur left

try that one

[fallow spoke]

i can searh that one

alr

[edgy juniper]

im guessing its just bugged

[fallow spoke]

shit where can i exfil on customs

im in dorms rn but i dont have the 5k roubles on me

this is an offline raid i can die but i want to learn something from this at least

[signal dune]

Double tap O to show your extracts

Do you have zb-1011 or do you have crossroads/ruaf

You'll see other ones too

Considering switching to NA servers apparently it's a lot fewer bush wookies than EU

[edgy juniper]

3/4 tankers down

[signal dune]

Nice

[edgy juniper]

ive genuinely never seen or died to a bush wookie in my life

and im on EU

[signal dune]

Wild

[edgy juniper]

i say this as im sitting in a bush 😭

tbf tho im chilling cus i just heard someone run by

ima wait a bit for them to leave

[signal dune]

I mean waiting for someone to leave so you can task is cool

Sitting in a bush for 30 mins to exit camp should get you executed

[edgy juniper]

im at the red X rn

[signal dune]

You got it

Do you have crossroads?

[edgy juniper]

yessir

[signal dune]

Ezgame

[edgy juniper]

i spawned at like water plant

[signal dune]

I'm doing shturman runs it's pretty painful atm, dunno what the deal is I never had issues previous wipes but I'm eating shit rn

[edgy juniper]

ive killed him once but thats it

still refuse to believe people think tagilla is the easiest boss then shturman exists

[signal dune]

I've killed him a couple times my issue is getting his key and surviving

Yeah the issue isn't shturman himself at all, it's his spawn rate and then other players

[edgy juniper]

other players are like the fattest issue

istg u think ur fine but it turns out theres 5 different people in different angles

it doesnt help that the sawmill is like surrounded by high ground and bushes

[signal dune]

I would just play spt but I get bored just fighting AI it's a catch 22

Yeah i know the common spots but theres always something you don't think of

And some people are just better

And sometimes you have the test drive pt1 gun and the recoil fucks you

[edgy juniper]

i ran forward

ran out of stam so ran into a bush

and the guy ran past me

holy shit

[signal dune]

https://tenor.com/view/reload-call-of-duty-modern-warfare2-reloading-sniper-sniper-reload-next-shot-gif-26914349

[edgy juniper]

im just running to the closest bush

and chilling

ggs

[signal dune]

Nice

I shouldn't have talked shit on shturman he just Lasered me from across the logging camp lmao

What I get for taking a banshee

Still that's 3 raids in a row he's at least spawned, 1 death to a cheater another to an unlucky guard nade and then that one

So at least I'm not just never seeing him

[edgy juniper]

genuinely go during night time and hes blind

[fallow spoke]

can you do quests as a scav?

[edgy juniper]

any non quest item fetch quests yes

but like

"go here and do this"

no

[fallow spoke]

murder 5 people on ground zero

[edgy juniper]

no

that has to be on PMC

[fallow spoke]

also how do i tell who is a scav and who is a pmc?

[edgy juniper]

clothes and voicelines

and just general behavior

[fallow spoke]

ok

[edgy juniper]

also ground zero is for people below lvl 20 only

so its pretty much all new players

[signal dune]

Yeahh but nighttime woods is also infested with cheatera

But I'll give it another go once it's dark

Gonna recoup some losses with a streets scav

[rich venture]

Feel lucky that he's spawned

[rich venture]

Go during night and you'll be Lasered by xiaofendong instead :D

[rich venture]

If you have zb 1011 you go to the left of two story facing the construction sites if you have ruaf and crossroads go the other way

[edgy juniper]

https://mapgenie.io/tarkov/maps/customs

these are absolute lifesavers

obviously it'd be better if you just know the map but as a start theyre great

[rich venture]

Maps are sort of a waste imo just learn the map as you play that's the best way

[signal dune]

That's what I'm sayin

[fallow spoke]

thanks

[signal dune]

Strongly disagree it's good to have a sense of the layout and then you can have a better starting point to learn

[edgy juniper]

have fun figuring out where exactly ur extract is when you just started 😭

[signal dune]

And yeah lmao

Zb-1011 is fucking meaningless to a new player

[rich venture]

I've seen him once at night and got killed by a man with a killa helmet

[rich venture]

It is fun

[signal dune]

We have different definitions of fun

[edgy juniper]

a safe basis is also the extract is on the other side of the map

the free ones anyways

[rich venture]

If you wanna use a map go for it

I just don't think it's extremely hard to learn a map as you play said Map

[edgy juniper]

factory maybe

but something like woods?

customs maybe

[rich venture]

Woods is fairly easy if you realise that if you follow the shoreline you'll get to your extract either way

Early one when I was learning woods I would run to the shoreline to get my bearings and then continue going the way it was to the other side

[edgy juniper]

If ur ass doesn't step into a minefield or sniper

[rich venture]

Hopefully you'll notice the signs saying minefield and sniper

[stark torrent]

[edgy juniper]

poor timmy finding out about scav rep the hard way

[edgy juniper]

also ur talking to the same person who stepped into this minefield on shoreline

[rich venture]

My deepest apologies

Then yeah it would probably be good enough to use a map

[edgy juniper]

i survived that raid with no splint btw

[rich venture]

Finally found my fucking tank battery

[rich venture]

I'm no better I see the mine signs and still run into them tbf

Tarbank room can go suck my left nut tho

[edgy juniper]

there some supervillain at BSG who placed a claymore on GZ

"fuck these timmies"

[rich venture]

Real

only allowed to shit on timmies if they don't voip

[edgy juniper]

why tf are mp7 rounds so expensive

i mean mags

[rich venture]

funny gun has zero recoil and fairly high pen ammo

[edgy juniper]

70k for a 30 round mag?

[rich venture]

fmj sx has like 39 pen sumn like that if i'm not mistaken

and very high fire rate

[edgy juniper]

i might just go in with a 20 rounder honestly

its night factory

cant go that bad

[rich venture]

Have fun running out of ammo

Speaking of which what ammo are you running in it

[edgy juniper]

havent bought ammo yet

so which ammo should i buy

[rich venture]

Ideally fmj SX but you probably won't have access to it yet

So go for subsonic or JSP sx ig

[edgy juniper]

i got 16 rounds of FMJ SX

came with the gun

[rich venture]

Man who sold it missed out on some roubles

[edgy juniper]

nah i found it on my scav run

forgot where

mightve been a weapons airdrop?

[rich venture]

Sick

[edgy juniper]

ive got 6m in the stash so if i die i wont be that mad

chances are ill die to something like tagilla anyways

do i shoot his legs or what with JSP SX

[rich venture]

Just don't shoot him in the face or torso

[edgy juniper]

ill just leg him cus it glitches him out

makes him run in place

2 kills

gg

[rich venture]

Fair

[edgy juniper]

i can def see why the mags are expensive

this thing crazxy

i might just dip tbh

yeah someone else is here too

im going

[brittle sinew]

So what's the idea behind using the tan exfil

Can't use a faceshield like the black variant & costs almost $1300 (190k)

To have the same protection a ulach offers

[soft coral]

there is no idea

shit helmet

black ulach or bastion only

[rich venture]

Shattered mask >

[signal dune]

Someone in this raid has a gl

Fear

Well some other rat killed me

Night woods is the worst why did I listen

Ok he's a cheater

[stark torrent]

there isnt , easy 60k

to vendor

[fallow spoke]

why are my frames halved when using a scope

;-;

[signal dune]

Cause bsg code badly

Fucking squads

I go to look at night for the boss there's cheaters

I go to look at day there's nothing but squads

Bsg I am begging you make a fucking solo queue like everyone else

You aren't cool for making your game a fucking ass rape to play solo

[fallow spoke]

i extracte from my first raid in offline mode alive and my game is stuck like this

nothing is loading

i can move my mouse around and thats it

[signal dune]

Alt f4

[fallow spoke]

doing my first live raid

wish me luck

[earnest timber]

I fell through the hideout into the abyss

[fallow spoke]

tarkov 👍

how long does matchmaking usually take

it took me 1 anda half minutes

ok thats fast

i died in 3 minutes into my first raid

achievement get: welcome to tarkov

[edgy juniper]

depends what map tbh

[fallow spoke]

im going in naked wish me luck

ground zero day time btw

[edgy juniper]

scavs will know ur exact location

if u dont have a gun + rig or bag

[fallow spoke]

they knew

i died

new strategy

[edgy juniper]

gz has a flare extract that guarentees a flare spawn right next to it

mira avenue its like in the middle of the underground area

where u can go outside

[limpid sundial]

GREEN

[fallow spoke]

How do i split cash in inventory

so i take only 5k into raid

[wooden chasm]

hold ctrl then click and drag

[fallow spoke]

lvoe you

[edgy juniper]

ww2 in reserve wtf

[soft coral]

OH NA

this guy

is gonna go down the ivan pipeline

we need to save him

[winged mica]

not a bug

[fallow spoke]

first successful online raid

[winged mica]

you just can't escape from Tarkov

[fallow spoke]

nouu

[brittle sinew]

Holy shit you cooked

Keep cooking

[signal dune]

good shit dude

i might be done with this wipe

took my best kit, full meta

[fallow spoke]

this was in city centre

look at the time between the kills

[signal dune]

got fucking domed by some retard with 5.45 BT 2 minutes in to raid

1mil rouble kit gone

[fallow spoke]

i was litteraly proning behind cover to reload

[signal dune]

i could rebuy that, i have 22 mil, but why bother

[fallow spoke]

emptying mag into 3 dudes

and repeat 3 times

[edgy juniper]

god dayum 3 kills

[fallow spoke]

it was a 3 man

[edgy juniper]

make sure to do the ground zero quests before lvl 20

since u lose access to ground zero at lvl 20

[fallow spoke]

oh alright

what quests are on there?

[edgy juniper]

most traders shouldve given you a quest there

[fallow spoke]

i got one from prapor wich i did already

[edgy juniper]

and prapor gives another quest like one quest after the one from prapor

[fallow spoke]

from therapist wich im doing

[fallow spoke]

debut

5 scavs on any map

[edgy juniper]

yeah after debut he gives another ground zero quest

[fallow spoke]

also mechanic

[fallow spoke]

oh alright

where do i do the mechanic quest: saving the mole?

any tips

[edgy juniper]

big building with terralabs on it

you genuinely cannot miss it

[rich venture]

go into raid
Kill Timmy
Clear area because grenade goes off
After 5 minutes his level 47 teammate is just sitting there crouched with an svt

[edgy juniper]

its either terralabs or terragroup

i forgot

[rich venture]

Man didn't make a sound

[fallow spoke]

terragroup

ok and where do i search in there?

im gonna go into raid soon

[signal dune]

this is the problem having teammates makes people play like pussies

[edgy juniper]

theres like a big garage , if ur facing the front of the building its on the left

[fallow spoke]

litteraly just bought the game, im running around murdering people with an mp5, gear fear my ass

[edgy juniper]

then you gotta go to the main lobby and theres a room in the back , go there and under the rubble is a scientists dead body

should have a key

[fallow spoke]

alright will look for that

[rich venture]

Level 47 as well

[edgy juniper]

then u gotta go upstairs and go to room 4

on the table is a hard drive

u gotta extract with that

[rich venture]

After you get out of gz and onto maps with all the chads it'll probably hit

Or you won't have it at all

[signal dune]

literally nothing to play for why is he not pushing? is he stupid?

and an SVT as well

[edgy juniper]

i just kept running scavs till i got like enough money that losing gear is just a minor inconvinience

[signal dune]

if you're level 47 and not running top tier gear you're objectively shit at the game

[edgy juniper]

i killed like a lvl 40 yesterday who had nothing but a melee

[rich venture]

If you're level 47 and you're crouch walking around the map you're objectively shit at the game

[fallow spoke]

also do i head in with a mosin or an mp5 into ground zero again

[edgy juniper]

like how the fuck do you get that low 😭

[signal dune]

MP5 is easier to handle

[edgy juniper]

if ur going for terragroup building then mp5

[signal dune]

you really gotta hit your shots with a mosin

[rich venture]

Tarkov is very fun game but the player base really sucks

[edgy juniper]

i love player scavs as a scav

[fallow spoke]

havent played as a scav

[edgy juniper]

i met a guy begging people for a splint yesterday

i gave him painkillers and he gave me a guage

[fallow spoke]

whats the point of playing as a scav if you get random shit, and cant do quests

[rich venture]

Luv

[rich venture]

You can make money

[fallow spoke]

oh

fair

[edgy juniper]

money with like little risk

other scavs dont shoot you

you spawn midway through a raid so 90% of the PMC's are gone

[fallow spoke]

run in, get shit

what if i die to other new scavs?

[rich venture]

Yeah well most pmcs decide to unplug their keyboard and play

[edgy juniper]

they lose fence rep and are traitor scavs the rest of the raid

[fallow spoke]

alr

[edgy juniper]

meaning other scavs shoot them

[edgy juniper]

the amount of people who just sit in fortress is actually shocking

i hate the amount of angles mfs have in that place

[fallow spoke]

going into gz yet again

[rich venture]

I need to learn how to play fortress better

I unironically understand why nobody moves bc what's the point in moving if you're going to die to someone else who isn't moving

Anyway tarkov is still a great game

Cease the mald

[fallow spoke]

im liking it so far

[rich venture]

It's a great game it's just that the majority of the playerbase sucks absolute balls

[edgy juniper]

or get head eye'd by a scav

[fallow spoke]

holy shit im cooking

second raid in

exfilled with the hard drive for the quest

im a new prodigy

jaeger quest

[stark torrent]

gg

tbf this is when ground zero is an actual timmy map

since most sweats already leveld up a month ago

[fallow spoke]

it is

[stark torrent]

now you really have beginners so the field is even

[fallow spoke]

i wouldnt call this even

they didnt even shoot at me

[stark torrent]

you see , you will be in their stead dont worry

next time you wont even see them etc

by even field, i mean, beginenrs that are still learning the game etc

[fallow spoke]

yeh

i cant wait to play on woods

or customs\

customs with actual people in

[stark torrent]

customs this wipe is a shithole sadly

all you will find is shotgun andies either camping chokepoints or bushes

because of Setup quest being early rn

[soft coral]

entire game is sadly
:)

[stark torrent]

go to sleep cocoshka

[soft coral]

qj mi huq

[fallow spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/monika-salciute-vygintas-varnas-gif-27101830

[soft coral]

I told him to have a good night

[fallow spoke]

trust

[soft coral]

yea

[fallow spoke]

good night

[soft coral]

I was about to

Funny how
americans live in houses made of papar
with no fences or anything
meanwhile in the balkans we live in houses that can survive mortar strikes
and apartment buildings that are essentially concrete bunkers

@stark torrent

gypsies have been robbing the wrong nation

[stark torrent]

I heard stories of Eastern Europeans buying land in England or shit and the first things they do is go buy bricks

They dont want no cardboard walls lol

[soft coral]

well yeah

[stark torrent]

That house will live for generations to come

Real and True

[soft coral]

my apartment building is 1960s dawg

[stark torrent]

mine is 1969

nice

[soft coral]

60S!!!!!

[stark torrent]

before the great 77 quake

[soft coral]

my mom wasnt born then

[stark torrent]

here in romania , the best ones are made between 77 and 89

[soft coral]

ah yes

peak communism years

[stark torrent]

it was the great quake that destroyed a lot of bucharest , so the last Communist leader gave law to make stronger buildings

until 1989 when he got executed