💣tarkov-released

[fallen cloak]

actually im not sure i'll even find a match

[chilly hollow]

scaving works fine for me rn

[frozen olive]

try Snoreline

new scav camp has rations box

found it 3 times there

Hmm

[fallen cloak]

didnt get noodle but i killed a pmc with my toz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDOPOTcPcKU So i just watched this an apparently its not that the new armor system means that the armors protection matches the visuals 1:1 its just that they have more hitboxes to assign to the armors now to make it more accurate but its still not 100% accurate and the protection areas are all that matters

[chilly hollow]

its fixed now

[fallen cloak]

its probably already been posted in here but i had no clue

[fallen cloak]

im not talkin abt the press armor

[chilly hollow]

oh

[fallen cloak]

mf really just started spewing without reading my text

blessed be the ones capable of literacy

[chilly hollow]

that is exactly what i did

[fallen cloak]

its ok i do it all the time too

[chilly hollow]

you don't really think i would read more then two sentences without responding

[fallen cloak]

bro is the mf that comments under a video after watching the first minute complaining about things taht get adressed later in the video

[chilly hollow]

I actually don't do that. I never comment on yt

[fallen cloak]

but if you did

youd be that guy

[chilly hollow]

i am THAT guy

[fallen cloak]

VITAMINS BABY

TIME FOR MED MED MED MED MED

i need a med case so bad 💀

yes i am hoarding a ton of meds i'll never use

[chilly hollow]

me having 10 salewas in my med case
still buys ifaks from flea out of habit

[fallen cloak]

does anyone know if the thing where the 74ub has a lot less visual recoil than many other guns is still in the game after recoil rework ?

[chilly hollow]

pretty sure it is

didn't hear anything saying otherwise so i would assume its still goated

didn't feel worse when playing 74ub just better

[fallen cloak]

might give that a shot sometime in the future

74us are so nice rn

[chilly hollow]

i always have some lyin around just in case i don't know what i should play

always a good pic

[fallen cloak]

ive barely used anything else so far

[chilly hollow]

other shit is viable too

[fallen cloak]

yea ik

[chilly hollow]

basically everything is and i love it

[fallen cloak]

but im still ll1

[chilly hollow]

yeah i guess aku is best pick for lvl1

[fallen cloak]

i mean technically not really just the best ammo u can buy is prs

youd prolly rather run something that can flesh kill effectively

[chilly hollow]

just scav reserve get some bt and bp

[fallen cloak]

cannot be bothered

[chilly hollow]

Found 180 rounds of bp, 120 bt and 60pp in one raid, just looting near the train station. 10 minutes adventure

your missing out

[fallen cloak]

i mean i already have a bunch of bp from loose ammo spawns on woods

[chilly hollow]

also free nades

[chilly hollow]

yeah true i feel like reserve is more consistent ammo wise

[fallen cloak]

i wouldnt know i never go there

[chilly hollow]

reserve is playerscav paradise

[fallen cloak]

thought the map would always be stripped bare

[chilly hollow]

oh no

all players go die in bunker

its just you and some other scavs chillin and looting

i bet if you ask a playerscav on reserve for noodles he would have some

maybe you fight raiders and get some raider loot

[fallen cloak]

im not that desperate for noodles 😂

[chilly hollow]

thats what she said

well thats interesting

i always thought comtac 2 is good

guess ill be running tactical sports now

[vivid dawn]

Why is there 2 times the same headset?

[fallen cloak]

gssh goated

the difference between gssh and no headset is only 7?

aint no way dawg

oh right i forgot those values are only distance not volume

[brittle sinew]

Man they fucking ruined reserve with D2

2020 Reserve was the goat of Tarkov maps

[chilly hollow]

once with attention maxxed once without

[vivid dawn]

Ah

[chilly hollow]

gssh has been bad since alpha brother

there was no point in tarkov when gssh was good

[fallen cloak]

gssh is goated

dont care

[earnest timber]

WHO GAVE AP-M TO SCAVS?!

One scav just one-tapped me on the helmet with it lol

[frozen olive]

What the

😨

Did Bro have a t4 rig too?

[earnest timber]

yes

[frozen olive]

Probably one of the

"Impossible" Diff Scavs

set them to that in factory offline and weep

[stark torrent]

Aye they are super rare , you can also run into the magnum fuckshot scav / m855a1 adar scav / BP sks scav

[earnest timber]

Truly i have been blessed to meet a Scav like that but not a scav boss

[frozen olive]

Bro headshotted me while jumping

I got 3 man'd

I was pulling my pistol, shot at 2 man, then this cunt came behind me and whiffed 3 shots to head tap me on 4th

[stark torrent]

3 wipes ago they used to spawn with Vepr Hunter M61 , they 2 tapped my slick kekw

[frozen olive]

I fucking hate running into groups

[frozen olive]

What is acc lifetime btw

[earnest timber]

Lenght of current wipe

It resets every wipe

[frozen olive]

ah so no life man

[earnest timber]

1k hour is considered small in the tarkov community

[chilly hollow]

i spawned with akm and drum filled with bp once

[frozen olive]

Can PMC get up to the Sniper Rock w Scavs? on Shoreline by the T-80 next to the bunker

[stark torrent]

apparently yes but its quirky af

i never saw one there in my raids myself

[frozen olive]

I think it was this man's

Cause I thought i was going to shoot the sniper scav

and he head-eyes'd me

If it said ears I'd assumed I caught it sideways

Wish you'get more info from "where" you get killed

Snoreline gave me and now it takes

[earnest timber]

Snoreline bushes spoke to me and said "7.62.51 BCP FMJ"

[frozen olive]

I was not basic SVD ammo

I know my garbage is safe if this is who's nutting me anyways lmao

Holy FUCK

2 of em

jesus christ

I would like to leave my spawn without getting pushed

jeez

[earnest timber]

And people wonder why some hide in the first 20 minutes

[frozen olive]

hit em twice, all absorbed by armor

XD

[hallow stream]

Dong2024

[frozen olive]

I just want to do Tarkov Shooter lmao

i'm more annoyed by the 0 exp than anything else

[white void]

alright alright alright what's going on in tarkov chat

what did i miss in my 11 hour absence

[polar violet]

Which scope for the NSV?

[white void]

chat is metro playing spt

[frozen olive]

I don't know

all youk missed is me finding Llv 40's

[white void]

real

anyways do i sacrifice myself to nikita tonight or do i play the last mission of festung europa again @frozen olive

actually nvm

[frozen olive]

Another duo

why am i finding these guys in my raids

[dapper grotto]

[white void]

because you play SHORELINE

[frozen olive]

pov, me spitting these cunts beyond my grave

[frozen olive]

Actually that was a Q into Interchange by accident

was going to V-Ex

and I got run down by these 2 lmao

[stark torrent]

insurance seems to be fixed

i got back my bag from yesterday , less than 12 hours

nice

[frozen olive]

I got like 30 insurances in the last 2 days

XD

also, man good armor saves you but

my ARMS

WHERE IS THE ARM AND LEG ARMOR

aight let's go at it again

A-Amongus?

reached 14 mins

backed out

[earnest timber]

Bitcoin farm and booze generator will soon be mine!

[frozen olive]

Infinite money!

must be nice the 500k a day

XD

Let's you die quite a bit

[frozen olive]

What level are you already?

I'm still stuck at 13 and dying to these 40's duos doesn't help lmao

[earnest timber]

30

Required level for generator 3

I ain't exactly cracked at PVP either, i'm just good at questing and making money

[frozen olive]

Zamn

grats buddy

something is going tf up

[fallen cloak]

map?

[frozen olive]

Shoreline

Oh hold up

I think I hit one of the duo's in the head

Lmao

it's 12k exp each quest, enough to get to flea/pk2

[chilly hollow]

WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SO MANY HP ROUNDS

[lament plank]

I love that you get heads very easily but legs bring you difficulty

[lament plank]

Workshop

[chilly hollow]

what is bro planning?

[lament plank]

I bought too many

An invasion of blue gunpowder...

My prices will blot out the sun

[chilly hollow]

blue gp is like 10k

[lament plank]

HP is very very cheap

[lament plank]

But yeah these quests are ass and they only get worse

[chilly hollow]

i never went over tarkov shooter part 4

just bc its so ass

[lament plank]

I'm probably not getting over pt 3

Because I'm dogass at PVP

[chilly hollow]

i usualy take part 1 and 2 bc 12k xp each

[lament plank]

|| ...Wanna see my IFAK stash? ||

[chilly hollow]

i'm just dogass with boltie

[chilly hollow]

What the hell is wrong with you like fr what the hell you planning

[lament plank]

Dying constantly

[chilly hollow]

this man needs a med case stat lmao

[lament plank]

I have one

It's for nFiR items

[frozen olive]

to be fair, i only need to hit legs

😩

[lament plank]

Honestly I'd need like 3

[frozen olive]

but also

I couldn't find a match in 20 mins so pass

[lament plank]

Put a scope on your gun, you don't need irons anymore

Stash one up your ass if you have space

[frozen olive]

I need one for scavs

I mean i need one ironsighted for scav kills

[lament plank]

Gl my guy

It took me over 20+ raids just to get iron kills

The amount of VPO's I'm getting back

[frozen olive]

Yeah yday

I had Shoreline to myself

just full of loot and chilling out

today?

Literally not a single solo fight, it's duos, or trios lmao

of lvl 40's

fucking pussies

[stark torrent]

Random lvl 21 jumps in my scope as im farming the rogues

[white void]

xinghe21's ESP did not work that time around

he will try to get his 400 yen back

[frozen olive]

gunners?

[fallen cloak]

honestly they should just let you extract if youre on an extract at the end of a raid timer

[fallen cloak]

iedy being a rogue farm drone instead of having fun

[lament plank]

Les gooooooooo

[fallen cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-screaming-gif-25279230

what the fuck

[compact knoll]

do you really need that many hp bullets

[lament plank]

You're all just jealous of my HP stash

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-w-pepe-gif-23978425

[lament plank]

Clearly, you do not own a workbench

[compact knoll]

i havent played this wipe

at all

i didnt have ethernet when it started

and its still not fixed

i dont feel like starting when everybody is already lvl 40

[fallen cloak]

real

imagine if tarkov had a daily xp limit

like some kind of mobile game telling you to either go outside or spend money

i keep forgetting theres a shoreline update

[stark torrent]

POV : You have a quest on lighthouse and this man spots you from the peak of the mountain from 249m

[fallen cloak]

there are no quests on lighthouse

[lament plank]

Honestly speed like that just means they have the tactical advantage

[fallen cloak]

i dont know what youre talking about

[lament plank]

Plus, this update has brought the game back in a good way

[fallen cloak]

im not complaining about the game

[stark torrent]

Everyone with less than 32gb ram :

[fallen cloak]

im complaining about the gamers

[stark torrent]

Streets is ridiculous with vacuum cheaters

Like ive never seen so many blatant posts of items dissapearing mid container search

[white void]

flip him off and hit the griddy towards cover, batman style

[stark torrent]

I swear

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-griddy-griddy-dance-crazy-slow-gif-25486939

[frozen olive]

Have you had someone try to sneak walking at your ass

Also how much rogue return fire

out of 10

[stark torrent]

Yes , so many times it actually improved my awarness and i always check behind me now

[stark torrent]

This raid on night-time , they have not shot at me once

2 of them rushed me but i killed them before they got to me

[frozen olive]

😨

I assume youhaven't got got by some pistoling

[stark torrent]

I probably did , even with thermals , a good rat in a surprising position can always win

Aight so im not going to lie, this is the 5ht time i die to a PMC that disguises as SCAV on streets lmfao

[frozen olive]

Yeah that

Looks very scavvy

[stark torrent]

Yeah they dress like fucking scavs so other pscavs dont shoot

This and the white jacket

[compact knoll]

just look at the shoes

or faces

check for armbands

etc

[frozen olive]

Hard at distance imo

Only works at like 10m

Also known as you probably dead distance

Cause that guy doesnt have to double check

Just spray you down

[next temple]

O kurwa

SHould I sell the array?

I am nowhere near building my hideout

[dapper grotto]

the only hideout module you need it for is solar power and that also needs a labs item so up to you

[next temple]

Alright

sold

[dapper grotto]

i'm in a night interchange raid and i can hear a loud MK18

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

guess one more wont hurt

[dapper grotto]

avg woods/lighthouse main weapon case

[stark torrent]

Honestly i add Shoreline to this list as well, abusing the shit spawns at its finest

Spawn in, Go up a hill , oh look a 3 man

[frozen olive]

Ready for Insomnia

[frozen olive]

You too?

2 man with 1 coming from behind

Pincered my ass on top of the antenna w the cache

[next temple]

I finally completed the GZ quests

I can forget it like a bad dream

[dapper grotto]

at least you didnt do them first week of the wipe

it was a clusterfuck

[next temple]

at least I got some decent gear

[frozen olive]

Good shit

[next temple]

I want to get an AK-103

cause I like le 7.62 AK-74

It is a full auto SKS which is also dirt cheap

why need AVT when you have AK-103

[dapper grotto]

got the gzhel's stashed first try

[frozen olive]

Lets GO

[stark torrent]

Average Kekhouse experience

[frozen olive]

Bussy Slayed

[stark torrent]

M80

[frozen olive]

🥛 💦

[frozen olive]

Ok do I need to go back to Europe Xinping Server

No, I matched

time to DIE

[nimble plaza]

if youre a scav sure, pmc lighthouse is beyond ass

[frozen olive]

kill me

[stark torrent]

Had to be played a certain way as a PMC , and never daytime

[nimble plaza]

but on scav i wiped a 3 man with thermals, killed 2 pscavs who had huge loo on (karma still at 1.5!!)

[nimble plaza]

true

i always scav nightime the loot is insane

[stark torrent]

Ever since it was added , i never went once as a PMC on daytime , the rogues are simply impossible

[stark torrent]

Damn thats insane shit

[upbeat lark]

I always run rogue camp but like 30% of the time all the loots vacuumed up

[frozen olive]

limping my ass to car

[upbeat lark]

Cheat code is just selling all the M855 from the rogues you get like 200-300 rounds each run

[frozen olive]

pray

this a 50%?

ah I got aned

naded*

someone sprinted from resort or somwhere

had 4s left

[stark torrent]

Bro you cant make this shit up

[stark torrent]

You have a very nice time on this game ngl

[frozen olive]

had no legs

[frozen olive]

wdym?

it's skill issue, I could have gone to the other side, but I got "comfortable"

Got my Lumi 2 tho

next step

[nimble plaza]

level lock is cucking me on hideout rn

need mechanic 3 for workbench 3 and generator 3

btc farm is crafting tho!

[frozen olive]

Grats

I'm lv1 on everything

there we go, a real kit

[dapper grotto]

dont use the armor you need 2 of them for a later quest

[stark torrent]

You can sell that Gzhel for insane money

And you also need it for quest

[dapper grotto]

and they cost a small fortune on the flea

[frozen olive]

yeah I don't think I'm getting there

also I just lost a looted one

damn

Well back to the green paca

😩

[frozen olive]

Btw, this gun, is technically a "shotgun"

so you can't use it for bolting scavs for tarkov shooter

Ik, weird

[next temple]

Mp-18 is a single shot break action

It is literally a shotgun shooting 7.62x54

[stark torrent]

in russia these single loading rifles were classified as shotguns by law

used for hunting etc

[frozen olive]

Hahahaha

I killed a chad

blew his legs off with 3 Geksa

almost got his buddy but I don't know the bullet drop

[stark torrent]

[frozen olive]

ofc, I got head eyes by a guy without a scope at 80m

XD

ay

satan quest

[stark torrent]

Factory and may ur aim be true to the head

[frozen olive]

on other positive news

[stark torrent]

God i love EoD

[frozen olive]

big sippy

oh and the UMP is cheap to o

gunsmith P3

[next temple]

I am on my way to get a Scav box

I need 20k more roubles

for it

[frozen olive]

Ahugh

That's basically

30+ deaths

well at 200 to 400 a run

about 85 deaths

[next temple]

good haul

[lament plank]

Airdrop crate literally right outside of extract

So sadge that this shit isn't FiR

[dapper grotto]

[lament plank]

Guess I'm not getting Skier's quest done any time soon

Big ripperoni fellas

[frozen olive]

naked man for the win

too close XD

hard to ironsight scavs for me

at40m

oh btw @stark torrent I think Shoreline is bugged

even if you spawn village you can run off to path to ligthouse

I noticed that at the car

[stark torrent]

some extracts are always open

for everyone

[rich venture]

Nah path to lighthouse is a universal extract

What iedy said

[frozen olive]

that's uh

some big milking power

[dapper grotto]

22K EXP until 42

[frozen olive]

WHAT

god

41 jesus

[rich venture]

GG

[dapper grotto]

ngl could have gotten it last week if i wasn't lazy with my task's

[rich venture]

27k exp until level 25

Been going for PvP more and more now

Vpo just feels capable

[fierce turret]

100 xp to lvl 2 boys🙏

[wintry ridge]

path to shoreline is one because it's an opening in the map itself and if you didn't have it you could legit just run all the way into lighthouse

since there's no snipers or mines past the boundary of that extract

[frozen olive]

Oh

I got sniped by someone invisible

no bullet sound

Huh??

why?

I was sitting at the car

my torso gets orange, then i die ?

[wintry ridge]

woods?

sniper scav will shoot you if you go to close to the map boundary

[frozen olive]

Shoreline

new car extract

[wintry ridge]

same thing

[frozen olive]

it would have been that? but I was side on the car

[dapper grotto]

dont go to far or the snipers will murk you

the side should be fine still

[frozen olive]

I guess you need to say on the "exposed" side

if you cover yourself w the car (from the direction of resort) you just die

the finest of gear

[fierce turret]

you might wanna get your scav rep up

[frozen olive]

Thought i was shooting at a scav and it was a plyer

lmao

[fierce turret]

sus or nah?

[frozen olive]

Deffo sus

Tong

80 hrs, lvl 37

10 kd?

witha 50% surv?

and naked?

this gub?

oofies

headshot

silent walking

oh

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

[next temple]

go big or go home

Customs time, I am free from the hell called Ground Zero

[upbeat lark]

streamer on a new acc or a cheater on a new acc

survivals in a row being 7 makes me think streamer though

[frozen olive]

I am sorry little one

[frozen olive]

Tong sounds very sussy imo

XD

[stark torrent]

POV : You spawn on Road to Customs 4 times in a row

[frozen olive]

Haha

I keep dying at spawn

man, I'm deaf

ghs's are just not worht to buy after that funny data

Man, I wish I stopped dying either at extract or at spawn

[fierce turret]

tryna do jaeger quest "kill 5 pmc from over 80 meters away" on lighthouse and i just keep dying 5 mins in

[frozen olive]

Lmao

I dying 30s

Just annoying

Cause I've had super clean runs

And now its anything but

[next temple]

Good raid

good shit

I feel sorry for ruining that player's day

Like really

I feel like an asshole

at leasty loot is gud

[next temple]

AKS-74U on top

fr

[dapper grotto]

holy shit the AK-12 feels

[next temple]

Bruh is level 42

I am barely at level 6

anyways, time to scav

I will be real doe

this wipe is good

I am actually getting kills

[dapper grotto]

BSG YOU BASTARDS

[frozen olive]

Yeah its like 500k on flea

Buy a dragon egg

[stark torrent]

nah just get the t30 or the ughh shturman bag

[frozen olive]

What the FUCK

these fucking vault glitch

report for game abuse

[rich venture]

Ye if you go beyond the car door you'll be registered as out of bounds

Almost found that one out the hard way

[frozen olive]

me: looting scav camp silently, stealthy

the guy who rushed 2 mins in

the 3k hours I didn't see just, peeked out and gunned me down

[stark torrent]

Understandable

[fierce turret]

totally legit

[wintry ridge]

atleast the game is able to detect em

[frozen olive]

Prayge

[wintry ridge]

imagine if there wasnt even a name given for this shit

[frozen olive]

aight tf I do with the moonshine and cyclon

[fierce turret]

do you have flea

@frozen olive

[junior inlet]

Well I know one thing you can do with the moonshine I tell ya hwat

[frozen olive]

I do not have flea

[wintry ridge]

keep moonshine

sell cyclon

[frozen olive]

i'm 1 lvl off

[wintry ridge]

to jaeger

[frozen olive]

aight

let's go, just 1 mon

[fierce turret]

i just craft em and then hand them into therapist

[frozen olive]

let me double check smth

[frozen olive]

[fierce turret]

non EOD moment

[frozen olive]

ugfh

[dapper grotto]

ah there it is

[wraith wagon]

brought the wrong key for golden swag

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

lmao

I went afk

and when I came back in

there was a pmc who didn't see me

and I faield to tap him from the corner

I thought he was a scav XD

I had a hammer damn

shame

[junior inlet]

The most fucked up shit was finding a sledgehammer 3 raids in a row and never having the backpack for it

[frozen olive]

peak kit

fuck the VPO

I know my ass isn't getting 40m scav kills

because my ass will keep dying to geared lvl 30's

[fierce turret]

"peak kit"

[frozen olive]

I can't hit nades

also

WEAK

USING MEDS NOW?

fucking eod paypiggies

(jk)

[lament plank]

This just in: The OLI utility key is dogshit

[fierce turret]

why do you have so much HP

[lament plank]

3rd/4th time this gets asked

I should make a counter

[frozen olive]

do I need this fir

[fierce turret]

what for

[frozen olive]

asking

[wintry ridge]

get that cock out ur ass

its like 40k for 4 slots

u can do better

[frozen olive]

some cunt started blind nading

in the village

so I dipped

[frozen olive]

do I save it for flea or j ust therapist it

therapist it is

[lament plank]

We dun it

We hit the 10 mil

Through sweat, tears, and a lotta learning interchange

[frozen olive]

[lament plank]

We did it

[frozen olive]

why you don't use the cover for the scope though?

[lament plank]

There is the cover for the scope on it

[frozen olive]

Don't you have that bore over height thing

[frozen olive]

yeah not what i mean

there is a vitaz railed dust cover at LL1

technically lower sight = better no?

[lament plank]

Tbh you say based but this thing is just a shitkit slightly more juiced up, that's also why it has the dovetail sight instead of the regular sight

I dunno how to build the 19 into a real laser gun

[junior inlet]

Yes, they will most definitely have that.

[wraith wagon]

tried to run shoreline after spending my life savings on keys

ate a nade to the face whilst chilling in a bush

[frozen olive]

prayge

anything I should keep

if I don't die

(not caring about Kappa)

[lament plank]

Honestly the shit you have in your ass is good enough

It's all good

Maybe the UV light

Weapon parts

Toss those two

[frozen olive]

oh wow

the 357 is a valid gun

[fierce turret]

its only good if you can hit shots

which i cannot

[frozen olive]

I can hit shots

when I get the drop

[next temple]

sweaty raid

Completed several quests in a go

[frozen olive]

[next temple]

Am happi

Almost got sniped by a PMC doe

luckily I did the zig zag

is nice

[frozen olive]

You should reload more XD

Also BP lamp

[next temple]

I found it

in raid

I literally was running out of ammo cause I killed like 12 scavs

I am level 7 now

[next temple]

Had a good scav run. some camping PMC killed me

I had a fuck ton of BP ammo

[chilly hollow]

i just met a friendly playerscav on streets, he wanted to do coop exit. 50 meters infront of Exit we get melted by a PMC with p90

poor little danish playerscav

i would have given him some loot

i also had like 4 quest items on me

the pain

[stark torrent]

Sorting out my stash

[dapper grotto]

[next temple]

Paging file, make sure it is initial size of 2000mb and maximum size of whatever your RAM is

also clear caches from time to time

[wintry ridge]

streets did this to me today

opened it up

1 too many chrome tabs

[jaunty saddle]

Since when did goons spawn dorms and started to roam in customs? 😄

[fallen cloak]

graa

finally

i am shooting tarkov

[fallen cloak]

the lighthouse memory overflow

[hybrid oak]

i was looking into getting Tarkov, how is the game doing?

[dapper grotto]

besides the usual tarkov BS its probs one of the best wipe's in years

[lament plank]

Starting to feel a touch more dangerous. That being said, second I saw I had a backpack, I decided to go back to chicken mode again

I really do not see the point in playing PMC anymore

[dapper grotto]

you can go in with bigger bags and make more dosh

or option B PVP

[stark torrent]

well if you dont level up traders, money is useless

you cant buy shit

with ur piles of cash

[next temple]

Night of a million diaries

[lament plank]

Flea Market

Quests cause me to get angry

and frustrated

Taking 20+ raids for a single quest

[stark torrent]

a lot of shit is locked on flea

[lament plank]

None of the shit I care about

Quests cause me to get pissed and it's either that or PVPing which is death 98% of the time

Only map I semi-know is Interchange and that's got some serious light-fuckery and snowblindness on it

Plus I'm kinda learning how to interact with players by doing scavs tbh

How to avoid them

How to find them when I feel like fucking with them

Etc etc

I had a fight with some PMC's as a scav that lasted about three times longer than what I can usually put up as a PMC

That's kinda gear-fear but it's also shit like positioning and time

[next temple]

ready to sweat

[lucid junco]

the ump man, a gun with some nice hate early on in wipe

[next temple]

I literally looted scav knives for it

it is so easy and reliable to get

[lucid junco]

yeah good recoil, good armor damage and rather cheap

[fierce turret]

up for some tomfoolery in factory

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[fierce turret]

i only got one kill and dipped cause i heard tagilla

mf killed 3 other pmcs

[next temple]

I once got jumped by him ehilst doing a quest

It was night

I got jumpscared so bad

[fierce turret]

[next temple]

I was literally with a shitty built VPO sitting and planting thing when I heard him approacj

Then he began sprinting and clocked me in the face with a sledgehammer

[fierce turret]

are RAC ears even good? they hella quiet

[junior inlet]

Tagilla is the jumpscare king, even in arena

Fitting that he's related to killa

[lament plank]

GG boys

[fallen cloak]

incredible

[lament plank]

EZ 1.5 Mil

[junior inlet]

I'm more impressed you didn't get fucking deleted

[lament plank]

The entire walk to Emercom (Interchange) I was just like "Yeah, I'm already dead. Mr Hackerman already has my cheeks and I'm just waiting for ping to catch up "

There's an entire section of Oli I just had 0 fucking idea of

It's hallways that take you from Oli to Goshan or whatever it's called

[compact knoll]

another intrechange W

[dapper grotto]

[lament plank]

There was a computer room with three computers in a row with two graphics cards, and one G.card on a lucky counter

Man I gotta recover after that one

The irony was, I was thinking about trying to GET OVER my gear fear with that Scav, but no cheeki breeki's showed

[fierce turret]

tryna throw away 1.5m in your pockets?

[dapper grotto]

the trick to losing gear fear is knowing how to make money

i promise once you can make 10-15mil a day with semi dedicated grinding you realy stop giving a fuck about gear

[fallen cloak]

but isnt gear fear the thing that makes the game exciting

if you dont care about what you lose theres no thrill

might aswell play cod at that point

[lament plank]

It fucks with your PVP capabilities because you're locking up and such

[fierce turret]

i just had hella fun running through factory with an RPD and t5 armour

[lament plank]

Case and point, every time I fight players, I just instantly hunker down to my position

[fallen cloak]

i am aware

im playing devils advocate

it is true that pvp is a lot more exciting if you actually have shit to lose

tahts my whole point

[fierce turret]

lmao im more scared of dying as a scav cause i dont wanna wait 30 minutes everytime

[dapper grotto]

[fierce turret]

bro terragroup meeting hall key is so ass

[uncut coral]

yes but it will inevitably happen to everyone

who goes down the path of chasing pvp

when u lost enough shit and got enough shit, you stop giving a shit

best way to put it

[fierce turret]

where does reshala spawn?

[uncut coral]

dorms, new gas, stronghold

[fierce turret]

thanks g

[dapper grotto]

dont bother looking for him atm spawn rates early wipe are stupid low

waste of time

[fierce turret]

waste of a quest then

[uncut coral]

i'd just run other quests and see if u happen to come across him

[wintry ridge]

its like 12%

thats fine

[frosty basalt]

Those are decent odds

One in slightly less than 8 raids

[wintry ridge]

yeah

I think 15-18% is the normal

[compact knoll]

https://tarkov.help/en/quests-map

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1130767470593048637/EFT.mp4

its time

mark my words boys, in an hour i will be back here saying fuck this game

mashallah

[white void]

and @stark torrent surely pin because it's the truest thing ever posted here frfr

[fierce turret]

this is so real

i have no friends😭

[white void]

real real

it was the same for me for a while

but mashallah i now teach my 2 newbie friends

and mashallah one of them is actually getting cracked at pvp

[compact knoll]

i wanted to teach kosm how to play

but my provider cant fix my ethernet for 2 weeks now

[lucid junco]

Tarkov LFG is rather good for finding some people to quest or pvp

[white void]

one of our raids as the third was dead, me and my other mate fought in scav village for probably half an hour against pmcs

[fierce turret]

last time i did that, i got murked 3 times in a row

[lucid junco]

a shame

[compact knoll]

in his deffence im being shelled daily

[white void]

unfortunate

holy fuck it happened

i will not be able to store all this shit alhamdulillah

I LOST THIS SHIT FUCKING 9 DAYS AGO

[fierce turret]

the same happened to me

[compact knoll]

brother insurred his double barrel

[white void]

listen it cost like 400 rubles

because then it might save you 8k, sure, only 8k but still

holy shit

guy i know had 50 messages

heres a screenshot, look how fucking small the slider is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260717968697196544/1196657851960131584/image.png?ex=65b86d78&is=65a5f878&hm=b2944a649b5bdb539bbf418d18f5d3f838fdda87b6926d7cbbe8081bfefb2811&

[fierce turret]

brother, how much do you play?

[white void]

that screenshot aint mine

its a mates

he had 50 messages

all insurance

[frosty basalt]

I’m not playing this wipe but this wipe has me really excited for next wipe

Once they fix all the new shit they’ve implemented it’s should be peak tarkov

[fierce turret]

bro rn is peak tarkov

[junior inlet]

Like this player I killed

[dapper grotto]

[lucid junco]

oh god not more insurance

[rugged stump]

Missed opportunity

Especially when there’s cultists in the game

[vivid dawn]

And a ton of drug abuse

[native crypt]

I already experience shit like that on shoreline and sometimes woods

I've had a phantom pilgrim man follow me from resort to path to lighthouse a couple of wipes ago

[keen linden]

They should add this in the corner or your eye and as soon as you directly look at it it disappears

Make people go schizo

[real solstice]

Just take a fat rip off of a DMT cart

[real solstice]

LoD fuckery already makes bushes and trees look like enemies from a distance.

[keen linden]

Anybody remember this bad boy

[wintry ridge]

i saw some shit like this before

black figure sprinting thru the trees on woods out of bounds with zero mines or snipers or anything going off

[keen linden]

Just Nikita looking around seeing if everything’s right

[frosty basalt]

Search engine optimized AI generated slop

Like wikihow

I’m gonna start a SEARX server to get away from this kind of slop

[frozen olive]

the walking tank is like

2019 pre AI meme

[frosty basalt]

Pre AI

Lol

You think AI has only been around since 2022/2023? 😂

[lucid junco]

memed it with some friends a few days ago lol

[frozen olive]

Pre rise of AI bullshit

There

[frosty basalt]

The recent AI innovation has been in natural language models

You could program AI to script anything it just scrapes the web for content and compiles it

That’s the whole process for shitty SEO tutorial websites for example

I’m not saying that’s all the sloppy websites, some authors just suck, but there is a lot of ai generated slop

[stark torrent]

Kiver Helmet my beloved

Guys, remember :

Yapagnal

[sudden cobalt]

вот это парилка

[low iris]

Found rameb

Ramen

Go to extract

" run through"

I like

Killed a scav and looted a shit ton but okay!!

How to find pasta

Ramen

Whatever its NOT IN FUCKING RATION CRATES

[frozen olive]

I found mine at scav camp in Shore, dead scavs, and yeah ration crates, also at sawmill bottom house

[compact knoll]

@frozen olive remember to always bring the biggest backpack you can

The only downside is the backpack might weight like 200 grams more

But you get way more loot

Fuck the stupid small ass backpacks

Only pussies use them

[frozen olive]

I bribg my scav and daypacks

[compact knoll]

Once you can take bigger ones

Do so

[frozen olive]

Cause I havent snipped better from fenceru

I feel big backpacks are a double edge

Cause someone will yoi k ur shit

[compact knoll]

Just don't die

No but literally

If you wont take bigger backpacks

Because someone will get more loot from you

You are retarded

No offense

[frozen olive]

Its why I carry just regular shit

[stark torrent]

Once you get comfortable with a loot run , just bring a big rig and a decent bag

[frozen olive]

I run Umkas, but I wouldnt min an avs

Avs and Oakley or Dragon egg

The funky annoying to fit rigs/guns

As long a hammer or a tank batt fits in

[native crypt]

m2 rig

[frozen olive]

The-rapist is coming

She is looking for young PMCs near your area

[compact knoll]

Hot milfs in your area

[frozen olive]

Mr peeeest

kaching

[frozen olive]

we going

we went

intel should be saved iirc

Raven I think I need too

Oh yep, high life pt2

for some reason no one hit the safes at the apartments in Shor

ready to lose it

[next temple]

I love G36

[frozen olive]

I love snoreline when I don't run into trios and duo's

Someone whiffed about 20 long range shots while i was lying down looting a scav

[next temple]

hgappened to me yesterday

I was on woods going towards extract and some cyber kotlet PMC with FLIR sitting on a rock halfway across the map tried to snipe me

I just did the snake and fucked off

[frozen olive]

Same

I just took the scav's gun, snaked, hit scav camp and fucked off

legit making 200k a run per scav

[next temple]

Scav runs on reserve are infinite money glitch of tarkov

I literally found 4 diaries yesterday

[frozen olive]

P sure I could do these naked

just sit at a toolspot, or die over and over

I know I'm not beating the 5 man or the funny Killa

[next temple]

Yeah, just put the toolset into your anus

Alpha container can fit it ez

[frozen olive]

yeah

just yell cease fire

repair, let someone farm me

repeat

[next temple]

and hope you wont run into a scav

[frozen olive]

would push me closer

[next temple]

I mean, you can just grab a pistol just in case

[frozen olive]

nah, pistol is more incentive for people to shoot first, it's factory anyways

[chilly hollow]

people go factory bc they got kills for quest or have to do factory quest

you would be lucky if they let you repair it, then kill you

[frozen olive]

Yeah thats what Im hoping

[sudden cobalt]

no way i found easter egg in tarkov💀

[wanton yarrow]

tarkov cinematics ahh kit

[brittle sinew]

Nice clipping beanie

[frozen olive]

Blipping

[chilly hollow]

Bleanie

[soft coral]

[wanton yarrow]

aim for my head next time

his mate got me tho

[stark torrent]

@soft coral highlights of tarkov

[soft coral]

LMAO

game decided to level up

instead of ingame error you get PC error

soon your pc just explodes and catches on fire

die in game
die irl

[chilly hollow]

error still in that just makes your pc hardcrash when you upgrade workbench to 3

[frozen olive]

Hallo mr Racist

[frozen olive]

Real skill issue on his part

[next temple]

I got spooked by a friendly scav and put a single bullet into him

Gave him adrenaline as compensation

[stark torrent]

Scav loots pc ingame

Steals your gpu irl

Cant have shit in Tarkov

[soft coral]

true

get battery and fuel
your car can't start tomorrow

it's over

as a bulgarian I would know all about people stealing fuel from places

[strong hinge]

scav loots cables, no electricity in home

[soft coral]

its a past time activity for us

[wanton yarrow]

use obdolbos
start tweaking irl

fucking die (25%)

[soft coral]

fentanyl moment

[wanton yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-flag-american-pride-american-eagle-proud-to-be-american-gif-16189805

[raw belfry]

ZOV

[wanton yarrow]

????

[raw belfry]

????

[wanton yarrow]

tf is zov

[raw belfry]

ты че обзываешься на меня, кетик?!

[brittle sinew]

I find a bro in a scav raid

I write down his name at the end of the raid

Name doesnt show up in the player list

[wanton yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[raw belfry]

это я был, не хочу с лохами играть

[next temple]

What is bro waffling about

[raw belfry]

учи русский!!

если хочешь меня понимать

[next temple]

I know Russian, I am trolling your dumb ass.

[raw belfry]

так пиши

близкий!!

[wanton yarrow]

what

[next temple]

I aint Russian

and I aint bothering to install a new keyboard just for this.

[raw belfry]

транслитом пиши

[soft coral]

[next temple]

Alooo

[wanton yarrow]

zacznij gadac po ludzku cwelu

rozkaz od wielkiego polaka

inaczej bedziesz mi walic konia

[soft coral]

[raw belfry]

дружище, пиши на пиндоском, я нихуя не понял))

[wanton yarrow]

gowno kurwa rozumiem

zara ci banie rozpierdole

[raw belfry]

понял, поляк

[next temple]

Man rodos jam visiškai pochui ką tu nuo jo nori.

[raw belfry]

Zara- магазин

[wanton yarrow]

o czym wy pierdolicie

[raw belfry]

тут проблема

[wanton yarrow]

nic nie kumam cweluchu

[raw belfry]

опять пропасть

[next temple]

Nie wiem po polski, Jestem Litwinem z Wilna

[raw belfry]

это я понял

[wanton yarrow]

dawaj cwelu solo

[raw belfry]

так я то понимаю

[wanton yarrow]

wroclaw rynek

jutro 16

[next temple]

All of polish people I met were from Wroclaw

[sudden cobalt]

хули ты забугорычей донимаешь

[next temple]

[raw belfry]

задача от партии

[next temple]

Larper

[raw belfry]

был у меня кент-литовец!! утонул в речке

[sudden cobalt]

tf does it means

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-vodka-drink-vodka-gif-18061378

I don't got enough rubles for this

[sudden cobalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125434096777183323/1194057647591280670/Media_240108_204920.gif?ex=65aef7d7&is=659c82d7&hm=9332f54187249f0dc884d68758208d33965ac4286f1611ab649555304bcc9061&

[raw belfry]

жаворонок

птица такая

[sudden cobalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980094988014727218/1192224064912244746/Media_240103_235213.gif?ex=65a84c2f&is=6595d72f&hm=40edcb652a8b57fbf4fe848361d65e3045e14d008c0418de13f80824051ddceb&vvhttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980094988014727218/1192224064912244746/Media_240103_235213.gif?ex=65a84c2f&is=6595d72f&hm=40edcb652a8b57fbf4fe848361d65e3045e14d008c0418de13f80824051ddceb&https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980094988014727218/1192224064912244746/Media_240103_235213.gif?ex=65a84c2f&is=6595d72f&hm=40edcb652a8b57fbf4fe848361d65e3045e14d008c0418de13f80824051ddceb&

[vivid dawn]

Wtf did this chat turn into

[junior inlet]

idk but the whiskey in my stash is lookin tempting

[raw belfry]

а те что не нравится?

[sudden cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/changos-mel-preferred-monkey-laugh-mono-riendo-mono-riendo-mel-gif-8638344428943813299

[next temple]

Russians walk into a chat and shit goes down

It is classic at this point

[vivid dawn]

Always

[raw belfry]

я один тут

шизик

[vivid dawn]

p!translate en а те что не нравится?

[torpid sparrow]

Original

а те что не нравится?

English

and those that you don’t like?

[raw belfry]

че боишься то

[vivid dawn]

That question makes no sense to me

[raw belfry]

мне тоже похуй

[next temple]

Pancake bot is dumb

he bascially said 'what is your problem'

[vivid dawn]

Ah