you will die a lot, but once you do the killing it feels very good
#💣tarkov-released
stark torrent
chilly hollow
Learn one Map at a time (preferably starting with Ground Zero) then maybe Customs
Player spawns, high traffic areas, quest areas, good loot spots.
Then learn to make cost efficient kits, ( i can recommend JdogtheWise vids or gigabeef vids for good lvl 1 trader builds)
frozen olive
Big grats
I know the feel when you knock out 6 quests in a row from finally extracting
near dome
Learn one Map at a time (preferably starting with Ground Zero) then maybe Custom...
idk man GZ isnt such a great map for new players tbh, since 2 extracts are often closed within 10 min (police cordon and mira ave)
and the nakatani building is ruthlessly camped
chilly hollow
idk man GZ isnt such a great map for new players tbh, since 2 extracts are often...
Go to the Flare exit
chilly hollow
there is a dead scav right next to the flare area that spawns the flare
frozen olive
Flare feels like a gamble to make work
near dome
there is a dead scav right next to the flare area that spawns the flare
all 5(?) times i tried it the flare was already gone
chilly hollow
idk man GZ isnt such a great map for new players tbh, since 2 extracts are often...
you already done with gz quests?
low iris
GZ quests are easy
chilly hollow
all 5(?) times i tried it the flare was already gone
damn when i was low level it was always there
low iris
as long as you know where to go
near dome
as long as you know where to go
i do
low iris
real shitty one was mechanic's quest
near dome
you already done with gz quests?
cept for the mechanic quest
low iris
yeha that one is shit
near dome
yeha that one is shit
i only need the hard drive tho
chilly hollow
cept for the mechanic quest
try to get that done so it does not cockblock you for mechanic quests
low iris
if you don't find the key and the person bailed you have to go through the window
chilly hollow
then go different map
near dome
if you don't find the key and the person bailed you have to go through the windo...
i know but theres ALWAYS at least 1 person in room 3
low iris
i know but theres ALWAYS at least 1 person in room 3
true
wait for a nighttime raid i guess?
near dome
wait for a nighttime raid i guess?
how dark is nighttime tarkov
low iris
i tried oding the vic extrac too at the same time but always died
one sec ill find the video i uses
chilly hollow
how dark is nighttime tarkov
depends on you settings
near dome
depends on you settings
guess ill have to turn brightness all the way up...
chilly hollow
guess ill have to turn brightness all the way up...
nah its post fx mostly
hold on ill send you mine
near dome
he shows the corpse that has it
ive run the quests several times offline
but whats so great ab the mechanic quests
low iris
his level 2 inventory pretty sure
chilly hollow
is that customs?
haha no
low iris
mixed tbh
chilly hollow
not low pmc density at all
low iris
i don't find many PMCs on customs but thats because i stick to low traffic areas
chilly hollow
but you can avoid most of them if you know the spawns and common routes
chilly hollow
near dome
started this year
chilly hollow
this my postfx
near dome
what does your game look like
chilly hollow
its good middle ground for night and day
near dome
btw, if a player scav shoots you but DOES NOT kill you, do they get less rep
chilly hollow
no
near dome
had that happen to me pretty often
chilly hollow
but you can kill them if they shoot you
low iris
fuck man i need to find iskras
near dome
fuck man i need to find iskras
i think i have some laying around
chilly hollow
with lights and without, try it out in offline raid for yourself
near dome
which is like
ohh hahahaha
chilly hollow
hideout screenshot is harsh bc its really dark with or without lights
near dome
do you guys also advise to get a sherpa, or to learn by yourself?
chilly hollow
if you have a friend playing yes 100%
near dome
well i dont, but we have reddit for that right
chilly hollow
there are so many little things you have to learn
chilly hollow
well i dont, but we have reddit for that right
yeah or ask here
near dome
- gets on knees *
will you please be my sherpa?
junior inlet
there are so many little things you have to learn
Like how pretty much everything makes a noise, even if you don't realize it 
near dome
on a more serious note, what items are handy and which arent?
junior inlet
define handy
chilly hollow
Like how pretty much everything makes a noise, even if you don't realize it <:ke...
you can avoid the swivel sound by slowwalking and then turning 
near dome
define handy
needed for quest, needed for a good trade, or a good item to use yourself
junior inlet
you can avoid the swivel sound by slowwalking and then turning <:KEK:11503783997...
Correct I do it all the time
chilly hollow
you have to know sound is broken, and how to abuse it to your advantage
earnest timber
Some shmuck put up a LEDX for only 130k roubles, immediately snatched it
junior inlet
^
chilly hollow
junior inlet
Also make sure you utilize your ass (Your secure container)
chilly hollow
you can also download battlebuddy app for ammo charts and stuff like that
near dome
Also make sure you utilize your ass (Your secure container)
currently in it:
CMS
rubles for extract
alu splint
chilly hollow
you have alpha?
stark torrent
stark torrent
currently in it:
CMS
rubles for extract
alu splint
only bring 6000 roubles and put them in your pockets , put something else like painkillers in the container
chilly hollow
nah its ok, you just have less space to work with
chilly hollow
only bring 6000 roubles and put them in your pockets , put something else like p...
or heavy bleed med
hemostat
near dome
or heavy bleed med
or both
chilly hollow
if you can fit it
near dome
both take only 1 slot
chilly hollow
but splint and cms are pretty important too
junior inlet
CMS should stay in there
stark torrent
if anything you can keep 1 splint in the pocket as well ( not the alu splint, the normal one )
then you can put painkillers and calok-b or smth in there
hemostat not rly worth it in container
it's easy to get
chilly hollow
you should definitely do punisher questline you get a bigger container from that
near dome
you should definitely do punisher questline you get a bigger container from that
but first i have to kill 5 scavs -_-
junior inlet
you should definitely do punisher questline you get a bigger container from that
That's a bit far down the line for them
chilly hollow
but first i have to kill 5 scavs -_-
don't worry once your at punisher you have to kill more scavs
near dome
and a billion other things
near dome
don't worry once your at punisher you have to kill more scavs
is that supposed to be comforting?
junior inlet
Killing scavs is gonna be a constant thing you see
chilly hollow
That's a bit far down the line for them
not that far tbh
chilly hollow
is that supposed to be comforting?
my man your playing tarkov, there is nothing comforting in it
junior inlet
not that far tbh
For a new player it is.
stark torrent
Good container combinations :
1xCMS ; 1x CAR KIT - 1 cheese med ( AI2 ) in pockets, 1 hemostat , 1 normal splint , analgin painkillers ( these are cheap and easy to get anyway)
1x CMS , 1x CalokB , 1x Alu splint
etc
chilly hollow
For a new player it is.
yeah true
stark torrent
Also try to run your scav around to loot and get a grip on the map
near dome
Also try to run your scav around to loot and get a grip on the map
i mostly just do factory for the ease of it
ez 150-200k
3-5 min
maybe even some good meds or a salewa
stark torrent
While its ok , you wont find hideout items in factory, i suggest you try streets or woods
You need to find some hideout stuff as well
chilly hollow
i mostly just do factory for the ease of it
see your scav as the opertunity to check out maps, without getting shot at by other scavs
near dome
see your scav as the opertunity to check out maps, without getting shot at by ot...
shouldnt i do that in offline mode
stark torrent
If you have a big bag , go streets or woods , if you have shit kit with low looting space , go factory ye
chilly hollow
shouldnt i do that in offline mode
no offline has less loot and then you don't really learn all the spawns
near dome
no offline has less loot and then you don't really learn all the spawns
for scavs or pmcs?
stark torrent
for scavs or pmcs?
both
junior inlet
Kinda both
near dome
do you guys also get server disconnects like ±25% of times
chilly hollow
you can spawn as a scav pretty much at the same time as pmc on some maps
chilly hollow
do you guys also get server disconnects like ±25% of times
what servers do you have selected?
near dome
you can spawn as a scav pretty much at the same time as pmc on some maps
thats the great thing ab factory, all pmcs are dead
or gone
chilly hollow
do only the ones in your area that have low ping (up to 100)
near dome
what servers do you have selected?
EU, i also live there
stark torrent
do you guys also get server disconnects like ±25% of times
yes , it hapens, weekend many ppl play cause they are off work
their servers are ancient
etc
chilly hollow
do not have servers on auto
near dome
do not have servers on auto
will keep it in mind
chilly hollow
having servers on auto makes your que time longer
near dome
having servers on auto makes your que time longer
is 2-5 mins normal?
stark torrent
is 2-5 mins normal?
ye
chilly hollow
is 2-5 mins normal?
yeah kinda
its more like for the matching part
i get matching done mostly under 2 mins
if your stuck on matching a long time , reque
junior inlet
need a shit ton of smokes
Yes
stark torrent
Yes, 5 Strike , 5 Malboro , 5 Wilston
low iris
noted!
junior inlet
Good ol' bad habit
near dome
should you start saving quest items already, if youre just starting with debut?
so for example, should i already save iskras?
stark torrent
so for example, should i already save iskras?
Yes , always a good idea to save quest items
near dome
and what about quests for later down the line
stark torrent
Now, you probably dont know which are quest items
near dome
i know
junior inlet
and what about quests for later down the line
Still good. but stuff like iskras and the like are very soon for you and are high prio
stark torrent
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OezF27V3YG6c2ryEqYwLGi8K73M13da9Lcz6t790XlA/edit?pli=1#gid=0
near dome
but lets say i find a car battery or some shit
stark torrent
but lets say i find a car battery or some shit
it all depends how close u are to extract, how much space you have , how badly you need it
if you are far away from extract and the car battery makes you overweight and you already have a bag full of good shit
it's ok to skip it
junior inlet
Knowledge of what you need and when comes with experience
It's not really something we can teach you as each raid presents different problems
We will however give you the tools to make that process far easier than doing it yourself
near dome
guess i have to get 15 more (head, eyes)
low iris
btw for traders you want to spread the stuff you buy form them evenly
near dome
but yknow, therapist is free and i only have shit gear
low iris
they all need money requirments about 750k roubles
junior inlet
but yknow, therapist is free and i only have shit gear
Till level 5, do know this.
low iris
therapist don't buy her stuff unless you need it
near dome
therapist don't buy her stuff unless you need it
scav box?
near dome
really good
dogtag case? mag case?
junior inlet
dogtag case? mag case?
dogtag case is not gonna be useful for you for a loooooooong while
low iris
and you can store dog tags in scav box
near dome
dogtag case is not gonna be useful for you for a loooooooong while
i have 3 now, not from my own kills tho hahahaha
so spacewise it oughtta be better right?
junior inlet
I'm just gonna be honest with you, you'll probably not bag enough pmc kills to need the case over just putting it in a scav box
near dome
I'm just gonna be honest with you, you'll probably not bag enough pmc kills to n...
realised that
low iris
i got quite a fewdog tags but itll be in the scav box sooner or later
near dome
i got quite a fewdog tags but itll be in the scav box sooner or later
right i get it
low iris
i think the hardets for me to level is skier
near dome
its not worth the 350k cuz i can just put it in the scav container
junior inlet
Scav box is just a necessary purchase as you will always have barter items in your inventory
Because a lot of items you are keeping from the links we sent you are barter items
near dome
Because a lot of items you are keeping from the links we sent you are barter ite...
its so much tho, should i get a second one?
low iris
does shoving stuff up your butt still count as FIR if you get out
junior inlet
its so much tho, should i get a second one?
You likely wont need a second one for a long long time
near dome
does shoving stuff up your butt still count as FIR if you get out
i finally get it, shoving up your ass = container
low iris
i wanna spite someone if i die with a ISKRA
junior inlet
does shoving stuff up your butt still count as FIR if you get out
As long as you do not run-through or die
I still do it for certain items out of spite
low iris
yeah thats what i wanna do lol
goddamn remmeber to save up one flash drives
both skier AND yaeger will want them
near dome
You likely wont need a second one for a long long time
im basically a scav main at this point so its 20-25% full
junior inlet
i finally get it, shoving up your ass = container
yeah the community consensus is that the secure container is your ass, as part of a joke.
low iris
how do you check profiles
junior inlet
how do you check profiles
report button, bottom option
junior inlet
Get extremely lucky
junior inlet
I have seen someone pull it out of a crate.
junior inlet
i heard a boss drops it
shturman, the triple tap SVD king
low iris
aww fuck
junior inlet
There's also a yeager 3 trade
but it is pricey
15 propane, 10 fuel con, 15 dry fuel
low iris
itd be probably cheaper than flea right?
wooden obsidian
stark torrent
aaand i found a vacuum cheatooo
wooden obsidian
https://insights.gg/v/64JaeOhX4AXHlcILqa6Ezs
we were trying to figure out where the fuck we were lol i put us into shoreline
stark torrent
i found him dead next to an extract soon after
as you can see, he prob looted a LEDX in that container up top
he prob dropped his loot to the RMT payer and then kys
low iris
RMT?
stark torrent
Real Money Trading
junior inlet
Real Money Transaction/Trading
wooden obsidian
what makes you think he was cheating
junior inlet
42 awol raids also
stark torrent
The missing first item in the meds container , while he left ibuprofen and propital is a second clue , guy probably teleported the ledx
3rd would be , he just died naked on streets next to the extract , probably disconnected after he dropped the payer a raid bag with loot etc
wraith wagon
protip: if you see that shit in your console
just leave!
because there is no point being in a raid where there is no good loot and you are at risk of getting 1 tapped from space
wraith wagon
ration crates and dufflebags
wooden obsidian
He killed all bosses , 235h played it's a first clue
better gaming chair thats all
frozen olive
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OezF27V3YG6c2ryEqYwLGi8K73M13da9Lcz6t790...
btw Iedy, Wiki has Quest Items pic for all quests items and Hideout items pic
Give me amoment
junior inlet
junior inlet
Already had it pulled up
frozen olive
needs to get updated
junior inlet
but we had a couple links sent
frozen olive
But I'm pretty sure it's the same
frozen olive
red flare do again
air drop iirc
junior inlet
That is update kosm
frozen olive
needs to get updated
this one is updated? the bottom ver had me confused
I'm sure yours is actually updated tho
junior inlet
Oh hideout i have 0 clue if it is
wooden obsidian
never buy weapons off of fence lol theyre usually scav guns
2 guys 1 g36c
https://insights.gg/v/5itw8Plcc7LX3m06xM980t
brittle sinew
never buy weapons off of fence lol theyre usually scav guns
I know
And I don't care
frozen olive
i sold all of mine to whats his name
I got PK prepped for LL2
brittle sinew
Even at 100m I can still hit someone's dome perfectly with 5 moa
Additionally it only costs ~10k to repair it back to very good accuracy
wooden obsidian
theyre only like 95k on the flea mint condition
brittle sinew
Not everyone has flea bro
wooden obsidian
lol
junior inlet
I bought a gun off fence once because it had a gunsmith component some dumbass left on it, still was cheaper than buying that shit on flea
brittle sinew
You can find decent shit on him if you look, I found a mint condition RD704 not too long ago
junior inlet
Also got an RSASS once for gunsmith from fence. Will never replicate it again
brittle sinew
Some people just sell everything to fence and call it a day 
wooden obsidian
i see streamers do it a lot
unless its shit they need they just sell everything to fence so they dont take up extra stream time selling shit i guess
brittle sinew
I do the same sometimes tbh
I take click the valuables into the stash to deal with later, everything else goes to fence
earnest timber
STREETS IS UNPLAYABLE BECAUSE OF THESE LOOT VACUUM CHEATER
brittle sinew
Yes
earnest timber
ITS THE SAME GUY FROM YESTERDAY!
brittle sinew
Honeymoon phase of the wipe is over lmao
Everyone realizes the cheaters still aren't gone, worse in fact
earnest timber
Fuck it, i'm gonna write the code myself to prevent this
brittle sinew
Isn't there something where you open console and you can see a vacuum shitter is on?
earnest timber
//Position variable in the Player Class
Position
{
get => _position;
set
{
if (value == null II value == double.NaN II _position == value)
{
return; //dont set the new location
}
_position = value;
}
vivid dawn
Fuck it, i'm gonna write the code myself to prevent this
Lol that would be funny if you run a code simultaniously that makes the vaccuum guys game crash instead
earnest timber
A simple code like this would prevent them to pick up loot from nowhere
brittle sinew
Yeah I noticed emelyas everywhere after the quest change, yet no noodles
Wouldn't surprise me at all if vacuums are just shlurping up all the noodles instead of emelyas now
vivid dawn
A simple code like this would prevent them to pick up loot from nowhere
They will never implement something like that 
brittle sinew
They will never implement something like that <:death:1193722698635956326>
They're busy adding bullshit to arena probably
Or adding a new gun, making a new map, whatever
vivid dawn
They're busy adding bullshit to arena probably
Fine by me but cheaters bring money,they will ban em,not implement something that stops em completely.
brittle sinew
Oh the classic bsg cheater conspiracy theory
frozen olive
we lived
earnest timber
Fine by me but cheaters bring money,they will ban em,not implement something tha...
That's the dumbest theory in the whole community
frozen olive
Signalp Pt1
earnest timber
Game devs and cheat devs are always on an arms race
brittle sinew
I can understand why someone would think so, but I genuinely don't believe BSG can stoop that low
vivid dawn
Oh the classic bsg cheater conspiracy theory
Its not a conspiracy theory since every Studio does that 
brittle sinew
What? Ban in waves? They do it so cheat devs wont know which cheats got detected
earnest timber
Does he realise cheat devs also update their cheats?
brittle sinew
Does he know? 
earnest timber
find new exploits in shoddy coding?
vivid dawn
I think neither of us get what the other mean
brittle sinew
Nope
brittle sinew
Anyway are armor plates still fucked and able to tank a million rounds?
wanton yarrow
for the love of god
brittle sinew
I know that feel lil bro
I still need to find fucking ololo vitamins for my med station
wanton yarrow
i did like 10 scav runs and found fuckingg nothing
brittle sinew
You just know as soon as you find it, it'll spawn everywhere
vivid dawn
Im saying they wont make an effort to get rid of the problem cause it costs money and manpower.Gaijin just banned over 100k accounts because one dude bought multiple hacks,tracked and reverse engineered everything and then send it to the devs
wanton yarrow
You just know as soon as you find it, it'll spawn everywhere
this happened with bulb for the lights in hideout
i was looking for the last one for like 3 days
and now i find them everywhere
brittle sinew
Sometimes I wish Tarkov would have the legit spyware anticheat that valorant has
earnest timber
Kernel level anticheat
vivid dawn
Sometimes I wish Tarkov would have the legit spyware anticheat that valorant has...
I love how it kicks you and outs you as a cheater
brittle sinew
Please check all my personal info and entire computer hardware, so long as I don't have to play with vacuums
frozen olive
i did like 10 scav runs and found fuckingg nothing
Have you been checking toolboxes
junior inlet
Kernel level anticheat
Which battleeye also is
earnest timber
Doesn't feel like it lol
frozen olive
It's where i found all of mine Muey
wanton yarrow
Have you been checking toolboxes
what do you think i was doing
junior inlet
Doesn't feel like it lol
You can only monitor shit code well enough
frozen olive
Playing streets
brittle sinew
I love how it kicks you and outs you as a cheater
Public humiliation should return, I want to throw tomatoes at someone in a town square
junior inlet
Plus battleye just ain't that great anyway
earnest timber
At least the Rust devs had the brain to restructure their whole codes
took them a while but it was worth it
brittle sinew
and now i find them everywhere
Big mood man
wanton yarrow
Playing streets
i was literally scanning the scav village, old sawmill and medcamp for that sewing kit
nothing
im fully convinced that nikita turned off spawns for it
junior inlet
Nikita said fuck this dude in particular
brittle sinew
Cheaters vacuuming it cause it's a 20k per slot item :)
I saw that one post of someone who killed a vacuum cheater and his bag was filled to the brim with LED lamps
wanton yarrow
I saw that one post of someone who killed a vacuum cheater and his bag was fille...
same lol he really wanted that lvl3 lights
vivid dawn
2 GPU's
junior inlet
The other vaccum guy beat him to the rest
wanton yarrow
fuck tarkov im out here chilling
brittle sinew
fuck tarkov im out here chilling
Factorio and initial d music, peak autism 😎
brittle sinew
🤮
frozen olive
Time to try to get 5 scavs
for me funny 20 kill quest
actually look geared for once
brittle sinew
actually look geared for once
Nice kit man
frozen olive
Dug out the AK out of a box
dug 2 mags and 120 PS rounds
mid snoreline raid
kept head shotting scavs somehow with the recoil kick
junior inlet
Entered the forbidden menu
frozen olive
is this the cheater's thing
earnest timber
Thats the invisible player bug
junior inlet
This is the vaccum
earnest timber
frozen olive
Thats the invisible player bug
ohs o I'm fucked?
earnest timber
its only 1 or 2 players thats invisible
I also got killed without any gunshot/bullet crack sound
Doing Setup with an Ultima shotgun
frozen olive
junior inlet
Bulb.
frozen olive
I found ad ead boy
I think ge got spawned
had piranha
Man
this fucking raid was silent
only dead bodies and loot
peepofat
30 mins raid
fat as fuck boy
Had to buy a 2nd case
frozen olive
<:pogchomp:1032210629597089843>
My god, where do you get all those meds
I've not found anything better than AFAKS
no IFAKS no Grizzy
Where do I got for 5 scavs
Apyr
next temple
Launch tarkov
try scav raid on reserve
game crashes when loaded in fully
And conveniently it only happens online
WAIT
Maybe windows didnt allow it network access
frozen olive
Shoreline is my map
next temple
Maybe windows didnt allow it network access
Ok, it seems that it is indeed connection issue
maybe firewall killing eft i dunnoi
white void
Shoreline is my map
that's why you die so much
frozen olive
that's why you die so much <:dread:1031213103775485982>
I've now survived 3 times in a row
loot
lament plank
frozen olive
that's why you die so much <:dread:1031213103775485982>
I do want an explanation on this
white void
I do want an explanation on this
shoreline is fucking horrible
Shoreline is wood's bullied little brother
if you're going halfway, just you may aswell go the full and become a woods gamer
frozen olive
if you're going halfway, just you may aswell go the full and become a woods game...
But Woods feels a lot more populated (by PMC's) and dangerous
Shoreline feels almost comfy
stark torrent
brother has the whole Tarkov hospital in his stash
white void
But Woods feels a lot more populated (by PMC's) and dangerous
see it FEELS more populated
the amount of times ive gone woods, gotten a shit load of loot and gotten out without hearing or seeing anyone is insane
frozen olive
the amount of times ive gone woods, gotten a shit load of loot and gotten out wi...
Taking into account i've done 3 Shoreline raids without dying
vs dying about 9 times in Woods with 2 extracts...
dapper grotto
woods becomes pretty chill at like week 2-3 of the wipe
early its a warzone cause quests/items
frozen olive
Shoreline just feel plentyfull of loot without touchin resort
just gound north, village and scav base?
here
white void
vs dying about 9 times in Woods with 2 extracts...
alhamdulillah that part is a skill issue
simply become the trees
white void
early its a warzone cause quests/items
oh yeah, dont go there like day 1-5
everyone doing that jaeger shit
frozen olive
I've become tree man in Shoreline
white void
someone can show you a picture of a tree and you can go "Aha that is where xingling killed me last month", ask @stark torrent
he knows i speak the truth
frozen olive
No
white void
Yes
frozen olive
I love my quiet raids full of dead scavs and loot
frozen olive
No
white void
it will turn you into a man of zen
frozen olive
Woods STINKY
covert narwhal
woah a woods hater?
white void
woah a woods hater?
he needs to be beaten mashallah
covert narwhal
he needs to be taught the good word of the trees
white void
See, this man gets it
frozen olive
I've died too much on woods
to love it
I also keep getting shot at several times
while transversing woods and using tree cover
frozen olive
lament plank
the amount of times ive gone woods, gotten a shit load of loot and gotten out wi...
I hate woods because I hate bush scavs
Same problem with Gamma tbh
Bitches can shoot me through the bushes because they're AI and bushes don't count as concealment nor cover
So it's either I remove the bushes or I eat shit
white void
Me sipping my fruit juice while talking a walk along Shoreline
before being domed by the chad that just ran resort
lament plank
before being domed by the chad that just ran resort
From 3000 meters away? Not a chad
white void
From 3000 meters away? Not a chad
my bad, the wannabe bush wookie who sits shoreline instead of woods
the chad would get right up close and personal, whisper things in your ear before doming you with BP
frozen olive
my bad, the wannabe bush wookie who sits shoreline instead of woods
Oh you mean like the bush wookies who camp woods?
white void
Oh you mean like the bush wookies who camp woods?
difference is, shoreline t here is WANNABE bush wookies
too scared to advance to the big boy playground
frozen olive
All i'm here is that you're map racist
white void
woods bush wookies are THE bush wookies, you will die if you fuck with their trees
frozen olive
smth
frozen olive
Ivan (Llama) The Woods Racist
white void
aha do not compare me to ivan, i am no where near as based as him at this game
I will however take the nickname The Woods Racist
white void
mods, make him a racist
no need, already am one
chilly hollow
we do a little scavin
wintry ridge
we do a little scavin
good work
wintry ridge
prolly worth using
wintry ridge
pkpm is also alright but more risky
hit it 9 times and wait to trade for a customs marked
frozen olive
Bk?
frozen olive
this is why I go Snoreline no Iedy's
vivid dawn
"early wipe"
Its been what ? 2 Weeks
3 weeks ?
Everyone already beefed up and i dont consider it worth joining in anymore 
real solstice
Early wipe is the first 8 hours
stark torrent
Ye for average streamer , then he complans game is stale for the next 5 months
frozen olive
"guys I got kappa week 1 game too ez, there is only timmies"
lament plank
Hearing the PMC's running up and down these stairs is both traumatizing and gratifying
stark torrent
mk16 good?
very good
the issue is the ammo sucks balls
m855 is ....magdump to get a kill
but it feels so good
wintry ridge
bro
the rpd is prolly the best gun this wipe
better moa than an sr25
cant jam
100 rounds of 7.62
only limiting factor is level 3 prapor for no sights version, but the barter for the rpdn is less than the normal rpd
native crypt
only limiting factor is level 3 prapor for no sights version, but the barter for...
Is it still 90k?
If so that's crazy cheap
frozen olive
Man I feel no one stole my shit
frozen olive
m855 is ....magdump to get a kill
you don't have 856?
stark torrent
you don't have 856?
856 is worse
lament plank
I think I fucked up and bought too much HP for breaking down
hollow haven
F
frozen olive
Most balanced arena team
This scav
had the freakiest AKSU
shit's covered in accesories
next temple
Tarkov BSOD'd again
Kernel mode heap corruption
Clearly not PSU, but a fucking memory issue
edited paging files to go for 2000mb intial and 16000 mb maximum
it also ruind my scav
I am afraid to run a PMC rn, cause it will probs crash again
frozen olive
I am afraid to run a PMC rn, cause it will probs crash again
run offline and check
next temple
run offline and check
It only crashes when I go online
offline is fine, i did it previously
hollow haven
edited paging files to go for 2000mb intial and 16000 mb maximum
Yeah paging file is a must
I had to change it as well when lighthouse came out
next temple
It BSOD'd me when I tried to scav on reserve of all things
wraith wagon
at least it wasnt a cheater
fathom maple
i havent played this for at least 2 years , is still an infested cespool of cheaters?
pestily and others arent picturing it pretty appealing i gotta say
wraith wagon
its pretty bad especially with the new cheats
or maybe its just the fact the view profile has revealed so many sus accounts
very few people aimbot and shit like that (if you dont play labs)
but ive had a couple raids today only where a cheater was vacuuming loot
vivid dawn
I wish they would vaccuum my appartment instead of the loot
low iris
Basically
I was up playing EFT from
12 pm to 6 am
I have NO IDEA how
But ive made 600k in that tiem frame
I have like 0 rememberance other than finding Iskra rations
and my scav has a mosin that DOESN'T HAVE A FROTN SIGHT
lucid junco
stark torrent
iedy just cant help himself
3 man came through there and killed all of us , one of them had like 800 kills and shit
so i will assume fucking average gamer on streets
they knew exactly
Aight , fuck this , im going lighthouse
stark torrent
I would get rid of the shovel cause it's useles weight
uncut coral
Aight , fuck this , im going lighthouse
dapper grotto
stark torrent
<:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
yeah , that guy , is the only guy in the world rn that does that every wipe
he is the onyl one that can do it on night lh
he prob started doing it day 2 of the wipe
wintry ridge
Aight , fuck this , im going lighthouse
good luck at the whorehouse
wintry ridge
<:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
oh that guy
yeah he's the pro at it
I've seen his lighthouse speedrun video
crossing the mines in like 40 seconds
i love the new PK effect
its better than last wipe and the previous version before it
rough sphinx
Lord have mercy on the poor guy coming through that door to task. XD
lament plank
frosty basalt
9 rows of useless ammo
dapper grotto
frozen olive
Did you get deleted
stark torrent
Did you get deleted
No, i killed him , lotted knight and left , the others didnt push
it was on woods at usec camp
frozen olive
I'm not going Usec camp again
stark torrent
If they see you
wraith wagon
buy all shoreline keys and this is who i die to first raid
wraith wagon
35% survival rate
stark torrent
Killed all bosses
wraith wagon
clearly legit
stark torrent
Naked with a mosin
uncut coral
1700 kills 
stark torrent
1700 kills <:chefkiss:830217502310400062>
you know what i realised
he can do the same to us
he can watch my profile rn and see , this guy has a thermal
imma queue with him
oioi
frozen olive
<:dread:1031213103775485982> this guy is in my lighthouse lobby as well
legit man
frozen olive
he can watch my profile rn and see , this guy has a thermal
Oh FUCK
What if these cunts make a scanning programma
that like
stark torrent
frozen olive
pings them off value of a players gear
frozen olive
stark torrent
I guess we will see what happens xD
frosty basalt
You know what I just thought of
They should add another column next to “player” called “AI” or “enemy”
Easier identification for noobs
Easier at a glance anyway
chilly hollow
frosty basalt
Oof wasted slots on the repair kits if your goal was making as much money as possible
If your goal was to loot and scoot ASAP nice pull
chilly hollow
i am gonna use them
low iris
i tried the red flare and nothing happened
dapper grotto
wait for it to arive then
low iris
probably a drop happened earlier but not sure
dapper grotto
just give it time
low iris
wait for it to arive then
i did and nothing came
it was last night
waited for a bit and then got shot lol
dapper grotto
low iris
damn the watch quest is fucking me so hard
i cant even get close to dorms and if i do i get itno a big fight lol
dapper grotto
you could try playing on a dead server
lament plank
Nice ass raid
low iris
dead server?
lament plank
dead server?
Kinda yeah, lotta dead guys on the ramp at emercom extract
low iris
i see
lament plank
I always wait for dead servers
Ups your chance of survival by the shear fact that everyone with a brain has fucked off
chilly hollow
also I recall red flare is a drop?
lighthouse
jaunty saddle
Must be insane at this game
jaunty saddle
He is going to survive one day!
lament plank
I love that the K/D doesn't even show up
jaunty saddle
😄
frozen olive
I still haven't raided LH once
wintry ridge
i did and nothing came
it takes like 15 mins sometimes
low iris
im really thinking about
balling it into new gas station on customs
see if the gooners are there with a PPSH
also fun fighting a AIMBOT scav
wintry ridge
see if the gooners are there with a PPSH
try it i guess
just check the packet loss and reset it they aint there
low iris
just check the packet loss and reset it they aint there
packet loss is higher if they are there eh?
fucking STUPID GOLD WATCH KETY
stark torrent
Nice ass raid
you need to sell all that shit ammo bruh
lament plank
you need to sell all that shit ammo bruh
That's for breaking down
I bought a lil too much
I get blue gunpowder outta it
wintry ridge
packet loss is higher if they are there eh?
no
frozen olive
Do I ever want to go LH @stark torrent
stark torrent
Do I ever want to go LH <@146741297875517440>
Not a map for beginners , it plays very differently
I killed 3 PMCs and 5 player scavs that raid
- rogues and shit , and thats because i had thermals and i knew the angles of attack and positioning etc
and i still got saved by that awesome skull mask lol
kedr guy shot me straight in the face
frosty basalt
If you have red rebel map is easy mode
Especially if you get red/upper chalet spawn
Most valuable POI on the whole map
Loot upper chalet loot lower chalet side house and then get out red rebel
Blue chalet sucks tbqh shit loot
compact knoll
Must be insane at this game
bot
fallen cloak
the god
wraith wagon
Must be insane at this game
just doing a littlle bit of macroing before the killing spree so he doesnt loot suspicious
gray compass
now that the ronin isnt worth shit might as well use it
fallen cloak
but no ears
jaunty saddle
just doing a littlle bit of macroing before the killing spree so he doesnt loot ...
Yep
wintry ridge
now that the ronin isnt worth shit might as well use it
its not 90k anymore?
uncut coral
just doing a littlle bit of macroing before the killing spree so he doesnt loot ...
or vacuum loot mule maybe
freaks
fierce turret
a jaeger weekly that isnt crap?
dapper grotto
can anyone else not launch the game?
fierce turret
yeah my tarkov just shit itself
dapper grotto
guys is the tree there for anyone else???
i have it in my hideout again
gone after game restart 
wintry ridge
gone after game restart <:PepeHands:919973012990750820>
christmas came late
and left
dapper grotto
i got the ledx i couldt pick up before it went away the last time 
got my thicc items case
wintry ridge
got my thicc items case <:PepeHappy:919973010356719666>
gray compass
done my quest, loaded up on loot
got shot at without hearing gunshots and killed on my way to extract 
pearl quartz
Anyone else not getting there money from selling stuff on flea?
vivid dawn
Anyone else not getting there money from selling stuff on flea?
Like anyone else getting their stuff from the BTR or insurance.
Know issue with the Server
You will either get it late or not at all
pearl quartz
Damn thought it only was affecting insurance
It says I received the money for my item selling on flea but I didn’t
vivid dawn
nice
gray compass
killed 2 geared pmcs
got killed by an ai scav who tanked 4 shotgun shells, and a few .357 shots because of the t4 rig he had
compact knoll
killed 2 geared pmcs
got killed by an ai scav who tanked 4 shotgun shells, and a...
Just pop heads
That what i do for scavs at least
compact knoll
but it went into his neck somehow
stark torrent
its not 90k anymore?
its 40k now and you cant use ears with it , i swear they changed it to the 2nd variant that covers the whole face
from what i remember , it was only the mask until this wipe , but now it's the whole helmet variant
and u cant use ears with it
stark torrent
killed 2 geared pmcs
got killed by an ai scav who tanked 4 shotgun shells, and a...
If they changed the recoil im sure we can bully them into changing the fucking scav HP pools to not do this shit
Also , im sure the AI doesnt have the new armor hitbox thingies
uncut coral
bro is unlucky
stark torrent
stark torrent
bro is unlucky
He simply read in the stars where the players in his raid will be positioned at
Yesterday on woods i found a lvl 43 dead by Dead Man's Place extract , he got sniped across the lake by a lvl 12 Mosin Man ( which i killed when i was on that side )
compact knoll
from what i remember , it was only the mask until this wipe , but now it's the w...
Nope
It was always a helmet
And you couldnt use ears with it
stark torrent
Ah then it is indeed dogshitto
uncut coral
Yesterday on woods i found a lvl 43 dead by Dead Man's Place extract , he got sn...
500+ meters armpit
frozen olive
Yummy
stark torrent
Yummy
next time just keep 1 stack of shotgun ammo , throw the rest , frees up some space
you wont use 40 rounds of shotgun in 1 scav raid lets be real
- that is terrible ammo
low iris
mosin came back with the iron sights and gun seprate
probably yoinked them off to troll then died
lol
frozen olive
I have like 3 traders that I could maybe pop into LL2
if I get very lucky
or find more morphine
therapist still won't sell useful shit since she wants quests for Salewas
Huh, Factory key isn't horribly expensive
Might be a good investment for postman pat
frozen olive
too expensiv
Xsolla fuckers
Only when there's a 50% sale i might consider upgrading the next pack and not this
lmao
Oh good god, I didn't think there was "The Guide" but worse
fierce turret
Oh good god, I didn't think there was "The Guide" but worse
have fun with labs lmao
you’ll only find chads, cheaters and streamers
frozen olive
Yeah that quest looks horrid lmao
that is a certified class 6 armor moment
literally one of these and 500k in gear for a good attempt
fierce turret
frozen olive
you can see the price tehre anyways
fierce turret
have fun with no money
frozen olive
2 mil is nothing
a few good runs of selling all on your scav and you sit at 1 mil without touching flea
fierce turret
oh wait I didn’t see that
fallen cloak
i just legged a lvl 31 run all class 4 and 545 bp
by shotgun
feels good
he was waiting on the car at customs
frozen olive
Sure sure, mr general sam
fallen cloak
im pretty sure he heard me he just fumbled the hell out of that gunfight
fallen cloak
there was a lot of foilage between us i just happened to get a clearer line of sight ig
because he did not hit me once
i lit him up with the epic and unfailable prs ammo and then finished him with the shotty
this man had 3 tags on him
just to die to me
its a dog eat dog world
i just realized
for bear pmc the skin is much brighter on the arms when hes wearing contractor t shirt
than in default
bear pmc white washed
frozen olive
Lmao
Yeah Bear has "standout" clothing
until they get the bushwookie
Bros' have these 3
and a few others
but if you use those with "green" armor/backpacks
you kinda turn into a bushie
fallen cloak
he had kind of a juiced ak
frozen olive
so no flea
fallen cloak
im surpised its still 67 recoil even with the jmac though
frozen olive
he had kind of a juiced ak
Apart from the "rail" it doesn't feel super juiced
default stock, no padd?
AK-12 grip is regu-ish
fallen cloak
Apart from the "rail" it doesn't feel super juiced
jmac
chilly hollow
im surpised its still 67 recoil even with the jmac though
bad front grip, no rubber buttstock
fallen cloak
the bis muzzle beside waffle
chilly hollow
only good think is muzzle and scope tbh
frozen olive
the RRD-4C?
fallen cloak
you dont need anything other than a good muzzle and stock 🤷♂️
chilly hollow
the RRD-4C?
Its really good
frozen olive
it's good but his drip game is n ot
chilly hollow
best in slot muzzle break for 5.45 and 7.62 iirc
fallen cloak
na the 762 has its own variant
fallen cloak
that has more recoil%
fallen cloak
yea i have no idea why bro didnt put a pt stock on if he doesnt have the buttpad
chilly hollow
na the 762 has its own variant
isn't there just a muzzle adapter but same muzzle break?
chilly hollow
yea i have no idea why bro didnt put a pt stock on if he doesnt have the buttpad
pt stock literally 13 k
fallen cloak
nop thats to put the regular jmac on
if you want the 762 exclusive jmac you need ll4 traders though i think
chilly hollow
yeah thats possible
i ran that muzzle break all the time
is just way to good and cheap if you can buy it on traders
I have finally traded for a RR, now i can farm Reserve marked key
chilly hollow
i mean id put a pt on that thing but i dont have flea or ll2 traders lmao
pretty sure its like skier 2 or something like that
so pretty doable
fallen cloak
i'll get there eventually
chilly hollow
not much time to play rn?
chilly hollow
uuh no i just didnt feel like playing much the last two weeks
i know that feels, sometimes you just don't feel like getting your shit pushed in
fallen cloak
cute lil lvl 10 shillin
fallen cloak
i know that feels, sometimes you just don't feel like getting your shit pushed i...
nono i actually totally smash balls out here
chilly hollow
nono i actually totally smash balls out here
we all do, until we meet someone who smashes balls better then you
fallen cloak
thats fine tho i only lose like 50k when i die
at worst
presets would be so goated if i could actually buy decent kits from traders
frozen olive
I hate skier imo
chilly hollow
presets are cool and all, but i usualy don't run the same kit twice, unless its for a quest
frozen olive
No ez or hard
the bait is the rep
It's basically +2 quests on Prappy and Therapist
fallen cloak
presets are cool and all, but i usualy don't run the same kit twice, unless its ...
i like spamming exactly the same kit a million times
fallen cloak
It's basically +2 quests on Prappy and Therapist
pov no eod
chilly hollow
i like spamming exactly the same kit a million times
i am just spontaneous about my kits, depending on what i feel like playing
frozen olive
btw preset buy options need to stop buying "stock parts" on guns
fallen cloak
usually youd be ahead on prapor or therapist rep anyway though
frozen olive
usually youd be ahead on prapor or therapist rep anyway though
I don't feel it much this wipe
fallen cloak
btw preset buy options need to stop buying "stock parts" on guns
that part is a bit annoying but thats part of the system rn
fallen cloak
always have been
frozen olive
because iirc neither have "guarnteed spawns"
fallen cloak
which
frozen olive
303 iirc and Tarkov Director's
fallen cloak
the only keys that are guaranteed are keys to places that only have a quest item
frozen olive
Yeah
fallen cloak
which is also why theyre one time use
frozen olive
Imagine spawning on the uh unknown key trailer side, and having to backtrack
chilly hollow
Imagine spawning on the uh unknown key trailer side, and having to backtrack
it be like that sometimes
fallen cloak
time to scav wood and hope for noodle 🙏