💣tarkov-released

[dapper grotto]

you're at the left side of klimov street

[frozen olive]

No worries

a kind PMC helped me

Yeah he put me down so I stopped being lost

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

I was here

and i wanted to go here

what a shame, that Scav had a class 4 armor and nice stuff

[wintry ridge]

i dont think thats right

[frozen olive]

much better map

[wintry ridge]

looks like the area near the arch extract

[dapper grotto]

well yes it is that is still klimov street just on the far left side of the map tho

[frozen olive]

I honestly couldn't tell which end of the Klimov street was the "other side of the map"

and which one was a dead end

which I assume, kills you

[dapper grotto]

the other side of the map being the one thats not the flare extract

[frozen olive]

For some reason the PMC guy didn't fire on sight

so I thought he was a scav

How did I kill this man

Found a second man

He killed me at terra group stairs

Man I had emercom extract too 😔

[dapper grotto]

how many mins left in raid?

[frozen olive]

Oh I assume 30+

[dapper grotto]

dude seriously buy food next raid and wait

[frozen olive]

I spawned at the AGS Hotel

so I slowly creeped my way up there, used the underground, went around the back of the hotel and came from emercom checkpoint

[frozen olive]

I've tried that, and I've died to P Scavs

[dapper grotto]

then keep trying that until you dont get murked by player scavs

[frozen olive]

Yeah I think i'm at 30 runs wiht 0 survs

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

This reminds me of Bronze Watch

and the golden lighter

just dying after grabbing the things

[earnest timber]

Dorm 114 key

400k roubles

Bruh

[dapper grotto]

[low raven]

Welp, I found a horde of like 20 ish scavs

that was fun

[low raven]

I just spawned in with a purple labs card ona fucking scav

and I immediately got killed, head eyes, m61 from a guy that just ran past me

I hate this game

[wintry ridge]

i hate this shit

loot anything good? gotta worry that some dude name binxshaowey is gonna smoke you with pso from 200m out

[upbeat lark]

i found a marked key and a 114 key in the same scav raid.. i was so thankful

[low raven]

met a poor scav that didn't want my help, kept being dismissive so I left him be

bro didn't check the armchair on loothouse

missed a whole ass lion

sadge

ALSO, THE ONE DEAD FUCKING RAID I GOT AN AIRDROP ON, AND IT'S A SHITTY MEDICAL ONE

[low raven]

mf had 3 salewas, 1 calok and 1 alu splint, the rest was food and water like bro- how tf is that a medical crate

that's a provisions crate with a sprinkle of meds they accidentally dropped in

smh

[dapper grotto]

i dont want to play shoreline anymore

[white void]

your mistake was playing shoreline at all

[low raven]

krill issue

[dapper grotto]

i did close to 40 quests on that god forsaken map in the past 2 days tfym skill issue

[real solstice]

Peacekeeper wants you to feel 1% of the pain he feels everyday as a citizen of Poland

Reposting this in honor of a fallen legend

[keen linden]

Team just found the ultimate sniping spot

Don’t ask me why discord compresses it like that I have a stretchy side monitor

Almost have this bad boy unlocked :3

[vivid dawn]

Im still stuck on Bromine cause i lost my will to live

[real solstice]

Wait did they add armor zones to arena?

[keen linden]

haven’t noticed em

but then again I literally have a paca

they still have the old durability stats tho

[keen linden]

Is that the G36 one lmao

[vivid dawn]

Yep with M856

That one sucks ass

[vivid dawn]

Not that im aware of

[junior inlet]

Ye-haw chuckle fucks

[vivid dawn]

Cyborg,i think its called, is a kit with 2 of em and nothing else

In Arena obviously

[junior inlet]

I am aware of this, this was just one of my drops and I love this little meme canon to death

[frozen olive]

Lv 20- deleter gun

Iirc you can 1 tap anything below a class 4?

[junior inlet]

It should pen class 4 first shot

With the best ammo ofc

Class 5 IIRC it's a little less than 50% to pen it first shot

[frozen olive]

You can also craft that ammo if I don't misremember

but yeah could be a fun "rat" gun

[junior inlet]

You can also slap a variable zoom scope on it for even bigger meme potential

A wipe or two ago I fucking oneshot thorax'd someone with it on customs

But PS12B IIRC is sold LL4 prapor and craftable

[frozen olive]

Zamn, still no insurance returns

[junior inlet]

Yeah that needs to be fixed right fuckin now

[frozen olive]

It's been "2" days since I lost my first kits, so I might get them back tonight or so

but I think my yday gear will only show up tomorrow no?

[junior inlet]

I'm well past the normal insurance return time on my only lost kit

Not even a message they didn't find anything

[frozen olive]

Scav stats are persistent right

[stark torrent]

insurance is bugged

[terse pecan]

i love it when a scav shoots me from 100 meters

[lament plank]

Real?

[frozen olive]

Nice nice

[lament plank]

Do your items just not magically return?

[stark torrent]

The bug makes insruance takes too much time to come back ,but the timer still works , so it actually expires before it arrives

I do get some shit with Therapist back , but most of my early wipe shit got bugged and i didnt get shit

But i got messages that time has expired

[lament plank]

[stark torrent]

I also got insurance from 7 days ago like yesterday

Classic bsg

[lament plank]

Sadge

[junior inlet]

So for a chance in hell you need to insure with therapist, and even then likely wont work?

[frozen olive]

Wow

Bulbex go for 60k a pop

[junior inlet]

Yeah it makes some good change

[stark torrent]

Yes

I got intel center 2 which gives 20% insurance return , yesterday i stashed a santa beard with therapist

lets see when it comes back

[frozen olive]

Almost 1 mil

[junior inlet]

I've got one final task at Ground Zero, but by god do I not wanna do it

[frozen olive]

is it the wine one?

My friend told me there was one that Sidorov- Prapor gives you

You can get there by going underground if it's in the Winery? infront of Terralabs

[junior inlet]

I just don't like the map

It's like shoreline quests

[frozen olive]

If you spawn by the Nakita building, you go into the conference room building? with tons of glass and you can find a stairwell that goes down

Me neither

It's factory (Open)

[junior inlet]

but worse

[frozen olive]

I noticed that if a solo or a duo camp a 2nd floor on the "South" side

You might as well be dead because it's really hard to dislodge them

and pushing them means funneling in 1 stairwell

so I started taking the underground route, which has scavs or no one late raid

It's also nice because you exit at Mira Ave or emercom

Also who's idea was it to have groups of 3+ Scavs roaming around, that call in 3+ more scavs

[frozen olive]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/190zubn/not_sus_at_all/

[frozen olive]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1910ecb/fighting_through_the_timmy_hoard_to_get_the/

Has anyone tried slugs this patch?

[junior inlet]

I had to defend myself

[frozen olive]

GZ?

[junior inlet]

Yes.

[frozen olive]

Did they come in like waves

[junior inlet]

No.

[frozen olive]

The real soviet horde fucking hell

[junior inlet]

They were there

[frozen olive]

What the fuck lmao

[junior inlet]

In

HORDES

[frozen olive]

https://youtu.be/U-3kJcBfQ9w

[junior inlet]

I was fightin 3 at a time at each fucking location I hit

[frozen olive]

Yeah that's one my experiences with the map lmao

[junior inlet]

Terragroup had like fuckin 4 with shotguns sitting outside, and 2 inside

[frozen olive]

Yeah, if you go into the Garage late, there's like 3 inside, 4 in the yard

and more in the building if you're unlucky

Did you know they go up to the Mole room? office 3

[junior inlet]

I am well aware

I think you can guess how

[frozen olive]

Oof

Btw, fuck shotgun scavs

I want my default armor to be Kirasas and Ghzelks

[junior inlet]

Went in with a surplus of shotgun shells. Down to this

[frozen olive]

I'm also unironically considering faceshields

whenever i can get that

Just put it down the moment i hear a shotgun

I wish we had that SPT QoL, where it tells you what items you need for hideout

[uncut coral]

just met a cool af chinese dude at resort

man gave me intels and shit

[lament plank]

(you)

?????????

[junior inlet]

But yeah as I went for that final stretch to extract I was beset on all sides by cheeki breeki

[uncut coral]

diplomacy

[junior inlet]

Active image of me limping to extract after a shotgun scav took a leg

[white void]

zat man definitely knows Xingping

maybe even is his brother

[lament plank]

Lets say hypothetically, a self defense situation- BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM I would have to defend myself against BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM a small army, of tiny, angry russians...

I forget how the actual Sam Hyde quote goes

[frozen olive]

Man

I'm still copium-ing I find a CMS

a CMS or a Grizzly

😔

Nipples or Meds

[junior inlet]

Also picked up a scav VPO with a pilad on it and holy shit, it really do be back

[frozen olive]

Ohh??

[junior inlet]

Aim that bitch left shoulder

[frozen olive]

The shoulder swap thing?

I don't think I have a bind set for it

Most of my "combat" doesn't really come down to leaning

[junior inlet]

It's worth it for what it does to zoom scopes

[frozen olive]

I don't have ears so I can't play it nice

and I don't have headset atm either

How does Fence rep work?

6 is max right

[junior inlet]

6 is when you hit "max rank" but you can go past it IIRC

But it treats it like you were at 6 till i think 8

[lament plank]

Gonna be honest they should give you some CMS's right off the bat

It's crucial you get em

[frozen olive]

Standard account moment

[lament plank]

They do If you have EOD

[frozen olive]

My asshole is sadly not big enough for both a grizzly and a CMS either

[frozen olive]

They don't sell EOD anymore

[lament plank]

Tfw you can't even stick a surv12 in your asshole

[frozen olive]

and I also wouldn't want to even touch their payment system, since it's Xsolla

[lament plank]

I went through Xsolla just fine

But tbh I dunno about these things

I should, but I dont

[frozen olive]

Xsolla is basically a 50/50 chance

They can also double charge you, have you pay 20-40 more in taxes

or just not work w your bank

[lament plank]

How tf they gonna charge you twice

[frozen olive]

Because they're that bad

Just google Xsolla stuff

lmao

[lament plank]

Russia moment

[frozen olive]

They're not even russian as far as I'm aware

They're american (you could argue they're as bad)

[lament plank]

Someone should [I'm not allowed to say these kind of things] their headquarters

[frozen olive]

in GTA5

[lament plank]

In minecraft sadly doesn't work anymore...

The FBI is onto my tricks...

The servers are so d o g

Matching PMC for 10 minutes

[frozen olive]

Scav for 7

Sus

Streets

[lament plank]

ngl dropping my CMS kit for someone's dogtag is uh

Silly of me

But also worth it for my e-peen credentials

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-laugh-goofy-laughing-ill-do-it-again-gif-25561961

Goofy even

[lament plank]

I like tags

I like especially when those tags are of my actual kills

(The number of actual players I have killed this entire wipe is 4)

[junior inlet]

Guess how many are people?

[lament plank]

2?

[frozen olive]

propane= armor if i don't misremember

nice nice

[junior inlet]

a grand spanking total of...||1||

[junior inlet]

Just remember your ass is only level 2 by default

[frozen olive]

at mlong as it covers neck, I'm happy

Ragman doesn't sell an ass plate

[junior inlet]

I saw someone selling a kirasa with working plates to fence and I was fully "YOU FOOL"

[gray compass]

reserve
nikita is good 🙏🏻

[frozen olive]

100% worth grabbing that grip

[frozen olive]

Your scav is more geared than any of my PMC runs

I think i'm gonna keep scavving till they fix that insurance bug

Just more woods I guess

[gray compass]

i killed some pmc hiding in a corner and all of bunker was mine

[frozen olive]

Lmao

I don't think I want to go to Reserve if i have to look out for rats like those

[fierce turret]

i just put up a green bat for 50 roubles.

[frozen olive]

Cause underground is a mess for me

do raiders shoot scavs still

[gray compass]

dont they have the same ai as rouges

[lament plank]

6

Pretty sure that's more than my previous wipes combined tbf

[junior inlet]

New recoil do be hittin different

[frozen olive]

I don't actually know

I know rogues don't blast you as long as you don't touch their base

I guess raiders don't blast you as long as you don't go hug gluhar

[gray compass]

they dont blast you as long as you dont stand too close to them, you can wander around the plant all you want

although i dont think ive had an instance when raiders didnt pump me with lead on sight

[frozen olive]

Scav Raiders start out neutral to other Scavs (including player Scavs), but will get irritated and shout warnings when they get too close. If the warning is ignored, they will open fire. If another Scav has provoked a Raider, it becomes hostile to all other Scavs, therefore it is safer to always assume that they are hostile.

Yeah I ain't going to Reserve if i have to play the guessing game with every Raider lol

[lament plank]

How do you deal with sound/camping

I can't seem to get this shit down

[frozen olive]

Good headphones + comtacts ingame

• camping harder

but normally people will hear you from 15 miles away when running and be instantly camping the spot

[lament plank]

I get got 90% of the time because I'm sprinting around corners. The problem is sitting around doing nothing or walking just makes you a dead easy target

[frozen olive]

it's basically a game to force the other guy to act first

so you actually know where they are

normally if you're a god of tarkov, by raid time/amount you can kinda guess if there's a player around or not

Other places like Dorms, Bunker, D-2 Etc is like

Always a hotspot so you basically have to take it slow and try to 3rd party anyone else

People who don't take it slow are groups

[junior inlet]

First rule: Don't run unless you need to.

even without headsets running can be heard miles away

[uncut coral]

know spawns, get to hotspots faster. know when to move fast and when not to.

make yourself a harder target to hit and learn movement

[frozen olive]

If you're like min 1 in raid

and you know spawns

you can try rushing out of some

in some maps you'll die due this

in Factory it can sorta be required

to just play the map

specially that north corner fuck fiesta

[uncut coral]

knowing spawns doesn't mean to rush out of a bad one

[junior inlet]

That corridor spawn

[frozen olive]

YUP

[lament plank]

Factory 🤮

[frozen olive]

It depends on the amount of bad

IN some of them it's better to wait

but playing it slow normally tends to let you hear people in advance

I don't think it's good game design to have to win Spawnfights btw

to just play a map

Looks at Customs and Big Red

Looks at Factory and GZ Factory V2

Shoreline Eastern? spawn also has funny w that

[lament plank]

Speaking of Customs

It's time

Time for another round of 'I hate customs'

Time for Room 206

[frozen olive]

a good Kit

Honestly I wouldn't even wear the vest, just put meds in your ass and rounds in your pockets

if you kill a scav? free loot

if you die? fuck whoever killed you has barely anything to loot

[lament plank]

I don't even have the key

My hope is to get trailerpark spawn so I can just sit there for 25 minutes and hope that the scavs don't get too rowdy

[frozen olive]

get gunned down 20 mins later by someone looking for the quest item in class 4 armor

[lament plank]

I love it when Tarkov decides one raid to just shit my entire computer

Yeah like thanks T, not going back to Customs again after this shit

It's a sign

[frozen olive]

When I

[lament plank]

BRo

I am so fucking tired

Of Customs

It is singlehandedly the worst map

In the entire game

Brapper can send me to woods for all I fucking care I don't mind, at least Woods isn't the worst kind of shooting gallery

Mechanic sends you to FACTORY for quests at one point and IDGAF, I don't mind

[white void]

Shoreline is the worst map

by far

customs is good

[lament plank]

The good news is I managed to restart my game and load back in just fine

Now I'm taking a dump behind some pipes, waiting for the 15 minute mark

Either I can hit apartments and get water quest done (easier) and probably have to fight player-scavs

OR

I can try and get Extortionist done (much harder)

(They really need to add some more exits from that big ass factory area)

This fucking shitshow of an area

There's a funky way through some of the cars to the north-west there, but it's finicky and jumping on the other side just opens me up to mfs in gas station

😮‍💨

[frozen olive]

Shoreline Resort Quests...

The Guide ....

Labs, Factory, GZ, Customs

[lament plank]

The red Paca...

Sad thing was nobody even opened the door

How's your days going?

[stark torrent]

Rushes the other bunker spawn on reserve

Finds a 4 man

[frozen olive]

So far okay

I'm not sure where to Scav

If Woods my old faithful

Look for meds in inter or go reserve/streets and learn

[uncut coral]

insane player

[lament plank]

How much do Opthalmoscopes go for again on the flea?

[uncut coral]

60-70k

[lament plank]

Nice

Found 2 today

[stark torrent]

he simply played every wipe for 25 hours a day

[uncut coral]

yeah lost a duel to him from 150 meters with SVD

[frozen olive]

god

139 days

Iedy, where do I scav to

[stark torrent]

i have 5560 or shit

i scav streets now since i always seem to spawn on the side thats never searched by pmcs and the cabinets are ez loot

[frozen olive]

Aight let's learn streets then

[stark torrent]

i wanted to try reserve to find some gunsmith parts but cant find a game

[frozen olive]

Let me open my 3D Map

[frozen olive]

Do I need to rush out

[stark torrent]

no , fill that bag up

[frozen olive]

roger

[stark torrent]

hmm that 218 key is 250k

loot what u can around then go to extract

[north lagoon]

Best policy is to spend as much money on gear

Cause if you lose it, you can just scav run and get it back

[frozen olive]

going to arch extract

[north lagoon]

Like I’m constantly in 100k-200k but I can get consistent extracts and PMC kills

[frozen olive]

I got ran down by someone

Was almost there, was checking the map in a corner

I thought I was okay to huddle in a corner since there was a pair of "live" scavs

I was at 4a

[junior inlet]

Well at least everything on there checks out

[frozen olive]

Sigh

Both of my street runs have been deaths

Let's go throw away some gear at GZ

[frozen olive]

Yeah, I guess he was looting, but it's annoying he came from behind

Need to stop spriting even as a Scav I guess (I did not hear him so I guess he got me from far away)

[gray compass]

woods w

accidently brought in my loot backpack into the raid too

[frozen olive]

fuck you

fought another PMC

he ran off

fuccck

no key

[junior inlet]

No key on the science nerd?

[frozen olive]

nope and none in the 4 bodies

the sniper tried to kill me

again

gunned down by 3 P-scavs

god

why do these cunts come here

@stark torrent Mira ave is 100% bugged

[lament plank]

The quest for screw nuts and bolts

n u t

b o l t

[stark torrent]

? how so

[lament plank]

Did you check the Dead Scav by the yellow buss

One apparentally spawns on him

[frozen olive]

Yeah I shot the flare, you can see in the screen shot above

I shot it high, forward, made sure "Signal flare" area was up for a bit before I shot

[lament plank]

Honestly Flare extracts just sound dumb

[frozen olive]

proceeded to walk forward

and got shot twice (Lived)

and then I got ran down by 3 P-Scavs

[lament plank]

First mistake: Not taking a normal extract like a normal joe

[frozen olive]

I wanted to take the closest to me, because I had some decent gear and loot

including 1 salewa

I didn't have the HDD but W/E no key on scientist, so one the dead PMC's had it

didn't work, went to take the underground route (should) have been safer

it wasn't

I want to keep the drill for the hideout?

Wait

since when can you straight up buy junkboxes?

[chilly hollow]

Since the Frog update

When they added the Hideout Frog

[lament plank]

f r o g?

[frozen olive]

time to leave

[chilly hollow]

you didn't know? They added Frog rep and if your Froggy enough you can build The Hideout frog that just sits there and eats bugs

[lament plank]

The F r o g

[frozen olive]

are hideout crafts FIR?

[azure light]

should be

[lament plank]

Yes

I love going interchange and finding only t u b e s

Toobs and Tape

[chilly hollow]

tape 20k tho

[frozen olive]

I've found a bit of everything, this time I hit Mantis looking for the Elusive CMS

[azure light]

goshen has infinite food

OLI usually has like 3-4 e motor spawns on the back shelves

[frozen olive]

Yeah, OLI is full of industrial

If you check the IDEA shelves at the displays there's sometimes lions and cats

[azure light]

when i used to do my interchange runs i would run up through hole, hit kiba, run to goshen for food, then hit 11SR and extract

[frozen olive]

PC rooms in the back have like 10 to 12 PC's, and upstairs there's about 2 more pharmacies and some random tech

Btw, for some reason the back of Oli had about 6 Scavs

[azure light]

ultramed and techlight have never been worth it for me tbh

[frozen olive]

Mantis is always worth for me, but Ultramed is a coin toss

Best I've gotten is morphine

[azure light]

lmao

[frozen olive]

Without a key mind you

[azure light]

i found a ledx in there like 3 wipes ago but i haven't gotten anything else good from ultramed since

always had good luck with 11SR though

[lament plank]

ooooo

I so desperately want a spawn at the power station at Ichange

For b o l t

and n u t

[frozen olive]

try streets

I spawned twice in concordia

so I walked towards construction site

[lament plank]

Don't know it + Can't run it

[frozen olive]

and got out super loaded

ah

Hum

Customs is a death trap

Reserve?

[lament plank]

A m m o r u n

I plan on doing some ammo runs for that place once semi-late wipe hits

Honestly at this point I feel like I should just be rocking little to nothing

Scav mentality

[frozen olive]

use scav kits

just stick on some bits like a scope and a pair of mags

If you want to go full minmax rat

gun mag, + 1 mag and go for headtaps

[lament plank]

Little rinky dinky

Nice armor tho

[dapper grotto]

the 9x19 revolver

[lament plank]

Scav Hydra....

[frozen olive]

A p y r

[dapper grotto]

my intrusive though's are screaming impact grenade

[lament plank]

Nothing special but this ammo is good

I wish they did more item trades and shit

Items for items and so on

Fence should have a section of shit he trades you stuff for (Ie like syringes and shit)

[dapper grotto]

i mean we have tons of them already

[lament plank]

Wow

I just had a friendly interaction with Two PMC's

Just a lil' USEC and his gearless buddy

Gave him some shit while he was getting vic extract

[stark torrent]

Scavs dropping stuff to PMC

[low raven]

I give to you

cancer

.

[lament plank]

I wasn't even Scav...

We were all PMC bro's just going on our friendly little ways

[stark torrent]

i guess the last upgrade to this shit would be the 9mm vector with rip

[dapper grotto]

mpx my beloved

[stark torrent]

smgs are so dangerous right now holy hell

[lament plank]

FINALLY

I CAN S I P P Y

[dapper grotto]

[low raven]

it empties 50 rounds faster than I can say 50 rounder

[lament plank]

(IN 2 HOURS*)

[stark torrent]

i kinda like it tho , actually worth it using smg as backup now on some bolties and shit

that thing fucks

[low raven]

What I'm more excited for is my mp5 sd

[stark torrent]

yes but it will also kill the guy before his brain gets to process , desync irl

he will stare at the monitor for extra 3 seconds before he understands he died

mp5SD is simply the drippiest tho

[low raven]

lmao

[low raven]

YESSIR

[lament plank]

@low raven Tarky?

[frozen olive]

Drip or Drown at last

[low raven]

abouta go to school

I'll be back later

nvrm not going

no gas in da car

And yeah sure

but I wanna do woods for a quest

@dapper grotto woods?

[dapper grotto]

sitting on shoreline atm

you guys can go duo i'm just gonna solo quests today

[azure light]

9mm legtor build is really strong

there's also 45 ACP RIP

which i call the kektor

not even a gigachad will survive the 45 vector to the legs

[lament plank]

Nice raid, almost got got at the end but managed to escape.

[frozen olive]

Wonder if they will add leg armor

Since there was that full body armor suit in "coming st some point"

[dapper grotto]

dont know if its implimented but kollontay has leg armor on his model

[frozen olive]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Armor_vests

Tacticum at the bottom

Soon we will say

The cum armor

[azure light]

looks like thigh armor

but not for ya shins

[lament plank]

Cum armor is just 3M

[low raven]

lmk when u can go woods cuz I don't wanna touch that map without a guide

and take care with the solo stuff

[dapper grotto]

right gimme like 1h doing my last shoreline task then we can run a few woods raids

[lament plank]

Getting Cheeki Breeki'd by a scav with a shottie honestly has to be the worst feeling in the world...

Pretty sure I got his friend too

Guy I got clapped to was coughing up a mighty storm...

Can only hope my breeki brother gets him

[dapper grotto]

@low raven we can 1-2 woods raids now

[low raven]

bet

[glacial coral]

Anyone here that wants to play some tarky? Perhaps show me streets?

[frozen olive]

Streets? more like Sleeps

Man, why can't I scav anywhere i want

Reserve w eball, let's hope

XD

18 mins across 3 different maps, bruh

[azure light]

streets is always dead

when people aren't questing there's just -1 people

same with fuckin lighthouse

[frozen olive]

random usce camp spawn

bro

3 dead pmc's

full geared

[dapper grotto]

@lament plank we can play internet died on me

[frozen olive]

We eating good

hold the fuck up

Whisper is .300 ammo

@junior inlet I found the top tier revolver ammo lmao

and rip

funny

[vivid dawn]

Its nice how even the shittiest SMG that i always hated can turn into one of my favourites just with a new recoil mechanic

[rich venture]

smgs are even better this wipe

was already a fan of low recoil mpxs last wipe

[dapper grotto]

long mpx is so fucking back this wipe

[frozen olive]

Me doing stupid things

I will die, but I have drip

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-iron-big-gun-marty-robbins-gif-23220438

[frozen olive]

I've also found my way around Ll1 attachment memery

Bedge at last

Man, standard account stash is really ball breaking lmao

Oomph

[junior inlet]

It truly is

[frozen olive]

is it better for me to farm money for cases than to farm for the stash up?

it seems really obscenely expensive even with scavving those items

iirc, med cases are 500k? Junkbox I can buy for 1 Mil

and ammo case and m ag case are probably also 500-600k both

[junior inlet]

I really do not know

I haven't had a standard stash in...ages.

Yup. We out here rockin the low level drip

[frozen olive]

The momex id high level

Wish clothes were cheaper

XD

[junior inlet]

But easily found

[upbeat lark]

buy them from fence

[frozen olive]

Its what I do

I thought Raggieman sold em

[rugged stump]

ahh god damit, dont tell me i still gotta wait like 7 minutes just to find a game

[frozen olive]

is that a SMT-9

[rugged stump]

thats what annoys methe most in tarkov

[frozen olive]

yeah, i was sitting for 8 mins

Woods is the only one that pops "fast" for me

Interchange is like 5 mins

[rugged stump]

you from NA or EU?

this as PMC or Sav?

[frozen olive]

EU

and Scav

PMC is like 2 mins normally

Damn, someone taking potshots at me on-route to USEC camp really made me not want to stay

uhhh

Me modding fun

[next temple]

Do it

THOR is good armor

[frozen olive]

But it's late and I'm tiiiired

tomorrow

[next temple]

Alright

[frozen olive]

Man I want headsetsm (I am getting an Astro 50 for free soontm)

I also.. don't have inventory space

I need to go die more times at GZ but I don't want to

[frozen olive]

wtf happened to pest

he's like the

MR BEAST of Tarkov

[frozen olive]

his stash is worrying lmao

[real solstice]

Cause it's the YouTube Meta™️

[frozen olive]

Why

why is there funko pops

[dapper grotto]

i mean i like them they are worth a ton of cash

[frozen olive]

No but

how

when

lmao

[dapper grotto]

this wipe

[frozen olive]

Really'???

I want the Ryzhy one

[dapper grotto]

first raid i look for them i find one

insurance is so fucked right now i just got an insurance back from 7 days ago

[gray compass]

erm

[low iris]

" hey buddy what the fuck are you doing " - a level 24 PMC that had a benelli m3 shortly before i popped him in the head with a saiga to my scav ass

whats funnier was that i intended to rat his ass with a SVD i found on sniper scav's body on customs

[low iris]

i knpow my next raid im dead

liek dead asf

i just killed like 4 oeipke

2 pmcs 2 P scavs

dropped my insured PPSH and its mags in the rush since my booyy was getting clapped

only loss is the ammo which tbh idc about i got out with a good ak74u

i dunno how he didn't kill me

like i had a ppsh

literally swapped to a second one when my first ran out

had 0% water

drank a ice green which

i dunno if i should have saved it since i was close to extract but

[brittle sinew]

man none of my insurance has returned

Prapor you fucking hog

[frozen olive]

https://youtu.be/tKPAwPsfnJY

Scav queue is sorta broken solo

[frozen olive]

the pickup thing happened to me with an UNTAR armor in USEC Camp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356477296720216065/1194212127968337990/image.png?ex=65af87b6&is=659d12b6&hm=9bf78358cd7f24c193ec43a798083c3b78a1f7cbb63155e1fa6d2d92fe156504&

Now i cna hang onto junk

[lament plank]

The funko pops... He's becoming SoyTark...

[frozen olive]

Mr Peeeeest

[lament plank]

Dude is spinning...

Also.

E g g

Sadge Egg ain't worth shit

I basically ran through for nothing

[frozen olive]

Egg

[frozen olive]

Btw upstairs stores and downstairs can spawn backpacks

If you're in the mood to sit around

[lament plank]

I basically never go middle because the PMC's are there

Never touch pooters either

[frozen olive]

Middle is technically the safest XD

specially late raid

danger spot is top mid

[terse pecan]

interchange can suck my dick

also shoreline

sponsored by peacekeeper

who is sponsored by MS2000 markers

[lament plank]

Okay seriously

Go on GZ and every single firefight I get in, the game freezes horribly before I can react

Why

This shit doesn't happen on Interchange, doesn't happen on Reserve, doesn't happen on Customs, doesn't happen anywhere else

Doing this stupid bottle quest is going to be the death of me

[frozen olive]

GZ questing as bad as factory toolset

[stark torrent]

I mean the quests are easy enough if you know what u doing, the worst is the hard drive one

not because it's hard, because you cant just go up in the room and take the hdd

you need to do all the steps

1. find the body
2. find the dead pmcs
3. get the key
4. open the room
5. get in the room
6. get the hdd

if you skip a step you will have to go back kek

[frozen olive]

If someone else put's it up their ass it also fucks you

Since it's a 1 use key

So you can't open the door either

I also want Mira Ave to be fixed

so I can actually extract without going to the equivalent of Factory Extract Camping

[lament plank]

Really fucking hating Nikita doing that

[frozen olive]

Makes it so much more annoying imo

lol

[lament plank]

Dunno when he did but he can frankly eat a cock

Hope he changes that

Quest keys shouldn’t be single or even limited use

If they have loot sure

[frozen olive]

Iirc all this one has is like maybe some pc's and a bag/food

Should be 5 uses and not 1 anyways

1 use keys are basically "go repeat this step because we want you to pvp"

And my last raid I got there I had to kill my way in and out, with already 3 PMC's dead, another one I had to kill, and even more scavs

just to die to a P.Scav horde

Wow, Scav Interchange under 1 min?

Bro has gear

[lament plank]

Scav Interchange is MVP

[frozen olive]

Woods is pretty good

shame the emercom camp is always ultra looted

USEC Camp is 50/50

and you can find dead PMC's in either

I'm still learning Streets but I like it

Except when I get gutted by a Lvl 30 guy

[lament plank]

Is it me or does GZ seem to have a longer time

[frozen olive]

fucking hell, I had to fight off 1 pmc and dodge 2 others with what seemed M4 supressed

[frozen olive]

You're correct in this btw, I'm never going Interchange again

seeing about 6 dead scavs should have clued me in

[lament plank]

W E D I D I T

Never going back to this shithole again

Honestly F U C K that fucking bottle model

[frozen olive]

Did you go above or under

cause you can go under and hopefully skip most peeps

[lament plank]

I did go under yis

Getting to Natakani was stressful just because it was pitch black

I swear I heard a dude extract camping at the bottom

I heard ADS

Dumb fuck doesn't realize you don't need to go to the bottom

[frozen olive]

Yeah the extracts in GZ are so fucking shit

Mira Ave is bugged and it will just kill you

V extract is gone min 1 cause it's a quest one

[lament plank]

It's reserve all over again

[frozen olive]

and all the open ground is sniper fiesta

it's D2 but you can't buy grenades

lol

[lament plank]

How has your games been thus far

[stark torrent]

no, you just used it incorccetly i guess

i used it yesterday 3 times

it works as intended

same with the streets one

Yes, i always clench my buttcheeks because i expect to be shot but it always worked

[lament plank]

Signal the flare, get shot in the head. Works as intended

[stark torrent]

TBF , they need to add some sort of sign if it works, like someone using another green flare from the other side to confirm

[lament plank]

I mean that's what would happen if you just signalled a flare in the middle of a warzone tbf

[stark torrent]

that would be cool

[lament plank]

12, days, later...

[frozen olive]

Used 2 times and no dice

[vivid dawn]

You rolled a one on a D20 both times

[frozen olive]

😩

[frozen olive]

Or just turn on a light or thr extract turns green in the UI

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1130767470593048637/EFT.mp4

Legit me after my last pmc raid

had so much fucking gear

[stark torrent]

it happens

all you need to do is learn

[white void]

Funny thing is

i was just saying to my dead friends

how i just looted a guys backpack and nothing else

because i was fine with my loot

and to "Not get too greedy, iv'e struggled for this for ages"

and then i dome a guy

and immediately start searching him

Because im fucking retarded

and his mate just goes "he he he har" and snipes me

[frozen olive]

this scav has more drip than 90% of PMCs

[stark torrent]

well that is a lesson indeed

[frozen olive]

My mood has been, if there's 1 guy, there's 2

and if there's 2, there's 3

[stark torrent]

sadly those glasses are bugged and they glow , showing ur beautiful head eyes from 300m

[frozen olive]

in woods or places like that I always wait to see if it's 1 guy or two

then shoot them from behind

[white void]

im so pissed off

me and the boys CLEANED UP

and then also guess what

my mate gets aimbotted by a scav

AN AI SCAV

and he was full kit aswell

and then legit

Guy peeked up over a ridge

I instantly flicked and SHAT ON HIM

and then ofc i just had to loot him

[frozen olive]

Concordia spawn

Wtf

this pmc just rushed me?

I was siting in silence lmao

HMMMMM

[stark torrent]

could have been a cheater

show his stats

go to profile

might be a gamer

[white void]

53 hours

hmm yes

[frozen olive]

Bro should be dead

[stark torrent]

definetely a gamer

[frozen olive]

Head eyes btw

[stark torrent]

53 hours with 602 kills

guy knows whats he doing, meaning he prob got banned before

and this is a new account

gs

ggs

123 deaths vs 71 survives is also classic KD reduction

[frozen olive]

My scav had like 4 meds, afak, sprats

Let's throw a kit at GZ

[frozen olive]

Iirc, there was a big ban wave so deffo

Didn't hear him run up to me, either, I was in my corner checking inv and extracts

Didn't sprint either

Standard account ass

I'm ready for the head-eyes when going to pick up my moleussy

[next temple]

I did the mole quest

[next temple]

Sat in the empty spot between the fence wall and the stairway near emercom checkpoint

[frozen olive]

Empire spawn

[next temple]

I suggest not using discord whilst playing tarkov

[pearl quartz]

why not

[frozen olive]

I got gamer'd

the man instantly laid on the ground, turned me and head eyes me

Maybe not gamer, but I was slow walking lol

He sprinted straight at the car extract

I'm gonna bring a sippy and shit

and wait unitl there's 10 mins left

or 15

and so we sit

ww3 outside

Man you can hear a gunfight everywhere in this map

Why the fuck is an M700 here

i just

dodge a duo

people keep coming downstairs, checking a box and leaving

I also just realized how fucking loud looting is

31 mins in, full AK

deffo waiting for 15 mins before I start hauling

or 10, I have emercom extract

[lament plank]

Who is that complete mookis bringing in a PACA

There's your fucking problem

[white void]

real

[frozen olive]

WE DID IT

GUYS WE DID IT

I even had a bear friend :3

I saw like 30 dead bodies, didn't touch any

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

Debut done too :3

Screaming intensifies

[dapper grotto]

that is the last ground zero task

[white void]

wait is that your first survive?

[frozen olive]

I don' t want to do GZ again

😩

[white void]

or what is that achievment agaain

[frozen olive]

yes

My first survive, my first extract was a run through for the car

[white void]

lvl 6 1 survive

unfortunate

[frozen olive]

Lvl6 by just dying in GZ

btw

[white void]

unfortunate

[frozen olive]

I saw about 15+ dead bodies

all around

it's like factory upstairs covered in fuckton of dead scavs

I didn't have the balls to loot anyone

just 1 guy in garage cause I saw wood shottie

[dapper grotto]

kinda amazed that gz is this much of a warzone after close to 2 weeks now

[frozen olive]

Oh

My man 360 headshot me?

not a cheater but what a fucking shot

I didn't pellet his face w the shotgun sadly

Id' like my scav runs to stop "running" into PMC's

match had 47 mins left

[white void]

How the fuck is your average life span 1 second

what the fuck

or not yours

his i mean

whoever the fuck it is

[dapper grotto]

avg life span stat has always been fucky

[white void]

very unfortunate

[frozen olive]

Only running GZ as my PMC

My scav tends to be in matches "too early" at times

which means the sweaty M4 guys are still around

I'm gonna see if i can repeat the funny wait strat again

Oh you're shitting me

the wine can spawn in 6 places

aight time to see if I live

emercom extract again

I'm gonna hide in the back of tarbank lmao

[frozen olive]

Mimimimi

waiting for 15 mins or so

peek winery and take emercom

[dapper grotto]

my tarkov gameplay for the last 4 days

[frozen olive]

if it works...

Had to put down 1 scav

[dapper grotto]

it does doesnt make it any less boring tho

[frozen olive]

getting good at glock head tappies

I'll take this over sweaties camping

and P scav hordes

in GZ

in regu maps i might play it slow but normal

rushing means you mean the endurance 30 guys chadded out

2 scavs now

I need to go

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dapper grotto]

the kosm comeback is real

[frozen olive]

God bless my pimped Glock 17

Ñmao

[dapper grotto]

look forward to the g18 that thing with drums is hilarious this wipe

[frozen olive]

I look forward to LL2

I need to go to Woods for letter and convoy

[brittle sinew]

Man pocket watch is a bitch

why did they make that key 1 durability

[frozen olive]

The same reason they made the GZ 1 durability

so you have to go pick it up at the spawn everytime

If you're rushing it you basically have to survive half the PMC's

If you take it slow you'll either run into juiced loot goblins or scav army

(Or Reshala if you're unlucky)

[dapper grotto]

woods is loaded today

[frozen olive]

It'a slo known as slowing down player progression

[frozen olive]

yo the bear

where did you hit?

[fallen cloak]

did you kill a guy

where u get the bag

[frozen olive]

I don't know anywhere in woods that spawns fancy loot

Well I lied

[dapper grotto]

valuable spawn

[frozen olive]

I know 1 spot

the mountain stash

but I hate going up there

[dapper grotto]

the funko pop things spawn anywhere where bitcoins/rollers/gp coins etc. can spawn

[frozen olive]

Yeah and I don't know where those are in woods

being honest chief

I know USEC Camp, Emercom and Sawmill have like

Guns/Ammo/Armor, Meds/Food and Industrial

in that order

[dapper grotto]

sniper rock mountain has 2, there is 4-6 in sunken village, 2? in village, and 4 up in the scav bunker area

and 2 in usec camp

[frozen olive]

Sunken Village??

[stark torrent]

im about to woods

[frozen olive]

You mean like

that north half fucked village?

[dapper grotto]

yeah that one

[frozen olive]

Huh, i didn't know that

[stark torrent]

that shit has a lot of rare spawns

damn too bad ivan got banned

he would have praised woods once again

[frozen olive]

is there gucci stuff here?

[stark torrent]

god bless woods

[frozen olive]

Like is it worth it for me to "slow loot" it

[dapper grotto]

tons of food/industrial spawns

pretty good area overall

[stark torrent]

there is , village can have 1 rare tech spawn ( GPU ) and 1 valuable spawn in the red house on the right + moonshine spawns all over the food spawns in the houses

the lower end ( old sawmill ) has a few weapon spawns + good technical spawn

problem is , you might have players go there quickly if they spawn down there

cause it's the closest loot spawn + car extract close

[frozen olive]

Ahhh

Hm, so it's kinda risky to hang around as a Scav early in

I love hitting Usec camp beause I find troopers and shit

[stark torrent]

usually when u scav in you are at halfway the raid so u good

ofc you might run into your average turtle player but what can you do

if you can avoid them , do it

[frozen olive]

Yeah normally I bail when I hear gunshots

Just not worth it? I guess

Like yeah I might kill a PMC and get juicy, but that mostly relies on me being lucky

[stark torrent]

[frozen olive]

Hm

HM

[frozen olive]

Bro's only missing the 60 rounder

[stark torrent]

22 hours total , 43 total raids

classic

[frozen olive]

the Pilgrim too

lmao

[stark torrent]

he has 30 bullets + 1 in the chamber , enough to 1 tap the whole mapo

he is being efficient

[frozen olive]

on top of ESP, Aimbot

[chilly hollow]

not sus at all

[dapper grotto]

he's just night raiding and knows the maps

[dapper grotto]

just watched a dude kill himself with a nade on factory

the M5SD goes hard on factory