💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

may the 8 divines smite you

[white void]

on god

Ivan, which one do i take out today?

[soft coral]

2nd one is criminal

that sight should not be put on any gun

unless they fixed it

which I KNOW they haven't

I bet my big toe

svt is proper rat gaming

do that one

I go do essay

bye

[white void]

buh bye ivan

[soft coral]

I hope I die

[white void]

nuh uh

[frozen olive]

Time for post lunch Scavin

in Woods

Because i don't like Streets

[white void]

Holy shit

HOLY SHIT

I NEED a backpack

Fuck sake

Ofc, moment i pick them up

Footsteps

aha

Well, jokes on you xingping

that shit is in my secure

[frosty basalt]

Why always Xinping

[white void]

aha

[frosty basalt]

Why never Ivan or sergei

[white void]

this man does not know what a shower is

aha

[frosty basalt]

Glorious E is level 40

[white void]

ok

[white void]

@soft coral @stark torrent get a load of this guy

Bounces around a corner and insta headshots me with magnum fuck

he does not know what the word "shower" means

what a guy

[frozen olive]

An other Kit to the stash

Doesn't Skier want one

[white void]

can i get that toz please

no reason

cheers

uhhh

is my task bugged or did they make it so you need double

ok nvm it was a visual bug

[white void]

australians

Who though? No clue

[lament plank]

I seem to love finding endless amounts of keys in cabinets when I just want some fucken matches

Then I get the really weird matches that Jager fetishises

[devout light]

i seem to attract bullets with my face

[lament plank]

You need to be so hideous the bullets do a 180 right back into the enemies face instead

[devout light]

yes LOL

the ultimate no u

[white void]

never found this in raid before

[compact knoll]

I did multiple times

It costs like 30k from what i remember

[white void]

damn

I was expecting more

[lament plank]

A thugs weapon

Thug hunter weapons

[white void]

I swear to fucking allah

The amount of geared ppl i have killed on factory today

and then died near extract

is going to make me

kill myself

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dogs-dog-meme-dog-memes-shiver-me-timbers-gif-23691933

[lament plank]

This is not a Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa moment

[white void]

correct

Fully kitted AKM USEC, died before i could extract with his shit

UMP45 gamer, died the same

another AKM kit

died before extract\

[rich venture]

please stop buying the vpo suppressor guys

[white void]

BSG is cock teasing me with these USEC kills while im doing stirrup istg

[wintry ridge]

lol

stirrup is easy

run a .357 with jhp

double action can just pop thru level 2 paca runners

[white void]

who sells both of them again

[wintry ridge]

noob

[white void]

ok

but still

who sells them again

[dapper grotto]

you got factory key?

[white void]

nope

[dapper grotto]

rip

dont bother trying to survive factory without it

[wintry ridge]

this is a lie

just run a saiga with piranha

[dapper grotto]

[white void]

ah yes

thank you frog

amazing

do you forget im not fucking landmark who gets lvl 15 in 4 hours?

[vivid dawn]

But you bitch like him

[white void]

right

I barely bitch

so dont compare me to that fucking loser

he bitches every 2 seconds about wah wah wah my recoil

[vivid dawn]

You are right.Also Tarkov is a chore

The only way to enjoy it is not playing it

[white void]

uh huh

[vivid dawn]

Hop on Arena

[dapper grotto]

[white void]

i will soon

if i can find a match at 10:30pm

[lament plank]

Man

Are quests even worth it

[white void]

Can this goofy mf look less serious please

bro looks like a retired desert storm veteran

[dapper grotto]

the amount of items you can send back to stash with btr depends on you're scav karma

[lament plank]

I look like I chippi

[stark torrent]

[white void]

Grandpa went hunting and ended up in a warzone

[stark torrent]

i will have 20 scav karma and i will be able to send the whole map by btr

[lament plank]

Things I will never understand or care about because I do not play Streets because my computer is the equivalent of a tarkov level 1 lavatory

[dapper grotto]

its 6x4 for 6

pretty sure it caps out there

[stark torrent]

ye thats enough to send some player guns or shit

maybe theri attachements

[lament plank]

Grandpa got confused whether to bring a revolver or a shotgun, so he brought both

[stark torrent]

then u didtch the gun , move forward

[white void]

real

[lament plank]

I wish shotguns actually did something

Revolver shotgun is actually pretty neat

[white void]

the match isnt going to start is it

😔

[dapper grotto]

lost a pilgrim scav to session start bug 30mins ago

[white void]

unfortunate

well, i know i aint getting in

arena time yippee

DAMN

arena OCE is gaming at 10:40pm

found a match INSTANTLY

[vivid dawn]

Arena waiting times decreased by 600% when it got opened for everyone

[white void]

true

[lament plank]

I love it when it does that thing

Fun fact; I focus more when I'm not in a discord call with 30+ people

[lament plank]

I unironically seem to get kills if I play this game as a wacked out paranoid schizophrenic and try-hard peak across all the corners (having sound also helps)

[low raven]

bro it's day 8 of the wipe

[vivid dawn]

and i think its already not worth joining anymore

Kinda sad isnt it

[frozen olive]

if ur better than me

u can do it

[vivid dawn]

nah i hate it

Hop on Arena

Unfit to help more like unfit to Tarkov

[low raven]

Bro I just found 2 friendly scavs

and then an extra one

they gave me stuff

I gave them my backpack cuz I was only in for light bulbs

they said thanks and everything

we even shared an airdrop which is the ultimate test of faith

Such nice people

then an extra third one

bro was super chill, asking him if he needed anyhting and told him what I needed

bro waas hella chill

shit like that gives me faith in this community

even with a language barrier

I hope to see them again

Super nice people

[low raven]

time to die

[low raven]

lmao

[lament plank]

[low raven]

I mean hey, u got two good stocks

[lament plank]

[frozen olive]

it spawned as it dropped

I*

and Im away

[low raven]

lmao

The guys I was with got an svd two aks and a shotgun

I took one ak and random pp 9

[frozen olive]

Aight time to try GZ again

Got a timmy and then I got Full auto'd by a guy crouching in the corner

I keep spawning on that top spawn

[stark torrent]

the fact they are bugged and not found in raid makes them pointless overall

imagine finding like a ledx or stims for samples quest

[frozen olive]

Yeah I just sold it off 😔

Well now I know where the mole is

All I need to do is not get fucking blasted the moment I spawn

[stark torrent]

if i get the same spawn for 4th time in a row on Lighthouse im about to strangle Lightkeeper

[frozen olive]

Me after spawning 5 times in the same fucking corner in GZ

[dapper grotto]

i only have lighthouse and shoreline quests

[stark torrent]

might thermal those ngl

daytime lh is cancerous , i spawned in , ran 2 meters , my arm gets blown off

no way

[low raven]

I found an other friendly scav

and he gave me a bitcoin

holy shit

Scav power

gave him a bunch of quest items and hideout items he needed, a vpx and that square high value item

[wanton yarrow]

I am having a great time this wipe

[stark torrent]

scavs at old sawmill tf

[dapper grotto]

what

i got spawned at southern road 3 times pls i only need to get 1 roof in the rouge camp

[stark torrent]

yo @dapper grotto i need to extract killmov 2 times you wanna come?

[dapper grotto]

gimme a min getting out of my lh raid

[stark torrent]

sure

[wintry ridge]

[reef salmon]

[frozen olive]

Turn in

[compact knoll]

pitchku ti materi

[frozen olive]

Ayo

Ivan

Woods keeps blessing me ur right

[junior inlet]

We've said it once, We've said it a thousand times. Woods is the G O A T

[frozen olive]

Prolly gonna sell the M700

Oh

No one will buy it

[low raven]

less gooo

[frozen olive]

Well time to die at GZ a few more times for questing

I wish I could buy a faceshield

or Ears

I can't buy ears

No why

:c

I just spawned with that kit

It won't connect

[low raven]

*pat pat*

[frozen olive]

It's Joever

[earnest timber]

I was just organizing my stuff with the sorting table

i dont know if the stuff i left on the sorting table will remain on my stash

[stark torrent]

taking a food break rn boys

[stark torrent]

that helmet is good only for selling or to get overweight

it's as shit as it can be

[wintry ridge]

what u munchin on

[stark torrent]

Grilled Cheese sandwitch

[wintry ridge]

0/10

add salami in there

[stark torrent]

Yes i did

[wintry ridge]

10/10

[stark torrent]

One has bacon, other pepper salami , other has jerky or idk what its called

[frozen olive]

Well it's probably gone now

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent how long until you done?

[stark torrent]

imma go quest a bit with my friend

[dapper grotto]

kk

[stark torrent]

he needs a bit of help on shitstoms

[frozen olive]

Server works for you?

[dapper grotto]

EU atleast

[frozen olive]

Yeah I?M EU

:c

[junior inlet]

This gave me a morbid curiosity check to see what my ping to EU was. Funnily enough it could be worse

[wintry ridge]

server is fucked

classic

[stone ivy]

what's the general consensus here about SPT? i really want to play tarkov but i'm a bit of a noob and i heard that there's a decent amount of cheaters on tarky. is it okay to play SPT to get my feet wet and learn?

[low iris]

tbh my issue with SPT would be not being able to fight other players

fighting other players has given me some great advice like flanking and using hearing to my advantage

[real solstice]

bots won't fall for the old
"scream and spam pmc_3_death.mp3 off of your soundboard into VOIP"
trick

[frosty basalt]

This is my personal opinion, it’s a great learning tool. However the highs of SPT are nowhere near as high as those of Tarkov

Surviving a raid with multiple PMC kills

Or a boss kill

[earnest timber]

It lets me experiment with any kits

[frosty basalt]

That too

And plus the mods are fucking insane and really cool

There’s a flying drone mod

[earnest timber]

SPT AI mods prove that the bots in need of an overhaul

Even with stance mode they actually lower their weapon when in a peaceful state

Idk why we cant change stances in the real game

Its such a simple mechanic yet adds to roleplaying

[frosty basalt]

I dont find tarkov to be an immersive game to be honest with you

I only ever feel immersed on night raids with nods shooting out lights

I am regularly taken out of the real world PMC fantasy when I am reminded of how the games systems are totally antithetical to real world behavior

Eg. I never want to pickup guns, only attachments cuz of the poor weight system, or dropping ammo boxes for barter items because I could buy so much more ammo from a one slot barter item than I can carry

Also getting stuck on seemingly flat geometry like tree roots and curbs

SPT with mods could probably reintroduce some immersion

But it can’t compare to playing with humans

[real solstice]

EFT Pros: PVP
EFT Cons: PVP
SPT Pros: PVE
SPT Cons: PVE

You'll also learn just how hard tarkov progression is carried by PvP

[frosty basalt]

So true

I might actually re DL SPT myself since i started working full time, i come home and the last thing i wanna do is play tarkov and struggle

It was different last wipe cuz I was free all the time pretty much so I just pushed thru the slop and eventually became rich enough to run whatever kit I wanted and get back into raid after a death within like 5 minutes

If I was a multi millionaire rouble wise rn in game I’d be playing a lot more

[white void]

So?

It changes nothing

[upbeat lark]

the white name who killed me during a scav run while i had a gpu on me was a cheater

[white void]

he he he har

[rugged stump]

Tarkov on sale again

Whether or not you want to actually play Tarkov or single player Tarkov

I’m kinda tempted to play again, but man I know I suck

[tepid nymph]

oculus 3?

[dapper grotto]

[junior inlet]

Someone displeased nikita

[junior inlet]

well maybe the new recoil swings luck your way this wipe

[lament plank]

I love how this guy represents me and my current normal Tarkov games more than anything else

I run these games on duct tape and dead pigeon shit

Optimization is just one of those things

[next temple]

I mean, KSP is a thing and it manages to model what is basically the entire solar system, including planets.

On Unity

But it looks like playdough

[obtuse thistle]

me just running it down in factory cuz it is what it is

[lament plank]

He got that wooden dildo grip

[next temple]

Papa Nikitia doesnt think so, he will keep ramming that shit till it breaks

(I deliberately made it sound sus, fuck you)

Server hamster sharting after kotlet

Nah it's a fucking tardigrade 💀

[lament plank]

World's smallest power wheel

[next temple]

A power wheel? That shit runs on spiritual energy.

[lament plank]

Hopes and dreams of a better game are fed into the equivalent of a smoke engine

Doesnt even move, it just burns it up for miniscule amounts of energy

[frozen olive]

@stark torrent my diaper helmet survived

[stark torrent]

insane

What a nice day to play Tarkov

Understandable

[next temple]

I only had 1 raid

This weekend

[frozen olive]

GUYS LOOK AT THESE CRACKSHOT REVOLVER KILLS

WITH KITS 100& OURS

AT Level 5

[earnest timber]

its not like drops are happening right now

You gotta get more than common drops boy

[frozen olive]

They tested these?

that's really weird for the Forst that the whole bit with the.. Velcro? is not the plate

[remote heart]

bro i got a sick meta for as val in tarkov last night but i forgot to save it and i died :/

[frozen olive]

https://youtu.be/GNsgZpsNMy0

74U has same recoil as the long one

Huh

[stark torrent]

yeah cause they were buffed before

the long one has the velocity / accuracy for longer shots tho

[white void]

but here's the hider

[frozen olive]

M, didn't consider that, but the recoil is not favorable for longer shots in my perspective

You're better off using a 9mm SMG for that or even the SMT9

the SMG's can still thunk people at 40m

@stark torrent is this good

[stark torrent]

ye its top tier ap ammo

[frozen olive]

welp

now I need to start dying

[hollow haven]

Going for top 500

[frozen olive]

Funny AK

That didn't take long

I think I got surrounded by at least 4 scavs and one with a shotgun just wrecked me

[wintry ridge]

shotgun scavs are so dangerous rn

[frozen olive]

I killed 2

and like

[wintry ridge]

4-5 stray pellets to ur armpit just wrekcs yo

[frozen olive]

2 more at least showed up

My last terralab garage experience was 7 scavs

and this was 3 mins in

gonna throw the funny kit

[frozen olive]

I thought I was safe whihc is funny

cause I hid, healed, reloaded, go out, bang bang shotgun

man just like "5.56 in my chest? I keep shotgun"

[next temple]

Chechnya loadout

[frozen olive]

I'm mad

I used the signal flare

and I still got shot

after waiting

I even had the Mole hard drive

fuck

[next temple]

Time for questing

dont ask where I got the KRISS Vector

[wintry ridge]

did he use it in the zone

[frozen olive]

Yup

I saw the red warning flare area

[wintry ridge]

did it say "flare area" in the bottom right

then you shoot it straight in the air

[frozen olive]

yup

waited 5s

then went forward

[hollow haven]

Just played against my first cheater in arena

lovely

[next temple]

Time to go ground zero

[frozen olive]

I dropped bro

1 headtap

im waiting

for whoever was fighting him

well, died by the 2nd guy

didn't make noises on the barbed wire and just head eyes me

BP is really strong right

yeah fuckign hell

[dapper grotto]

3. best 5.45 ammo behind PPBS and BS

[next temple]

I ran into a squad

I killed all of them except one

Ok it was a three or a four man team

I killed two

tfw I am actually getting PMC kills this wipe

[dapper grotto]

i started my ledx craft when i went to sleep tree gone when i wake up

[next temple]

Felt it

[frozen olive]

😔

Even when playing slow I still get killed by people triple my level and way fucking geared

Well, at least I only have to find the AGS and use the car extract

Saving the Mole is just ass

I feel that the map is just factory 2 if you spawn "North" since it all funnels down the middle towards Nakita extract

[dapper grotto]

main problem is to many pmc's and shit spawns

[next temple]

Yeah

I literally was barely 2 minutes in and got SWARMED by Bears

[dapper grotto]

if you want to quest qz the play is to find a hiding spot off spawn wait 30mins then go and do you're shit

[next temple]

FInding a spot is the hardest

[frozen olive]

I kinda just wait at my spawn and peek if someone tries to backstab

I went to mole, come back and there's 3 scavs on the garage and a timmy with a hatchet

I instantly kill the timmy because I know he will fucking kill me witha s cav gun

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

I have 0 fucking trust on hatchet runners

Because even I can source like consistent gear from scavving

[wintry ridge]

hatchetlings are so evil

just scav and run the scav gear

its literally free

[frozen olive]

People need to loot the dead scavs/usecs static bodies

and green army boxes

cause I've found RPK-16's , class 6 helmets, alpha rigs, class 3 armor

etc

This was at my friends house, we found the Vulkan-5 apart from like 3 different AK's just checking boxes

[terse pecan]

i will never forgive my friend for getting me into tarkov

that was just evil

[real solstice]

RIP Ivan
Tarkov hating won't be the same without you

[vivid dawn]

What happened

[brittle sinew]

Having an SSD should be a requirement for running tarkov

I can't stand waiting an extra 2 min

120gb SSD costs like 30 bucks, stop being broke ffs

[frozen olive]

He told Skom's mom to go die

[vivid dawn]

oh shiet

[frozen olive]

Man

Do I want to run GZ with a Makarov just for shooting cans?

The mole one and vehicle extract hmm

[dapper grotto]

holy fuck i just saw that ivan got banned

[vivid dawn]

I told you ivan writing in offtopic is the end of the world

Well at least for him

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[brittle sinew]

Brother just buy an SKS and pop heads

[frozen olive]

Truuu

aren't they almost the same cost anyhow

[real solstice]

PP19 is 20k off of daddy Prapor

[brittle sinew]

Ivan got ban?

[frozen olive]

I just want to rush the tasks

cause I fucking hate Factory V2

[brittle sinew]

"Rush the tasks" lmfao

How to die 101

[real solstice]

The tasks decide when they feel like being completed

[brittle sinew]

Just sit in a bush for 20 min then grab your shit ezpz

[real solstice]

Took me 200 raids my first wipe to find my third and final gas an

[dapper grotto]

sit and wait

[frozen olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1193567807640698890/image.png?ex=65ad2fa4&is=659abaa4&hm=0a11685b54b6cf8bf62be5e721a8424506dc9e517f071701320444bd790f47fa&

[brittle sinew]

Been there done that 😔

[frozen olive]

My current status from GZ

[dapper grotto]

waiting once for 35mins to get 4 quests done is better then dying for 6H straight trying to rush them

[brittle sinew]

Jesus christ you suck

Like no offense and all

[frozen olive]

Kindly go fuck yourself then :)

No offense

[brittle sinew]

You ought to watch some guides or some shit

How are you not even surviving one raid

[real solstice]

When the 20 hour player doesn't have landmark stats

[frozen olive]

Guides aren't going to fix me dying to the 2nd Duo guy with an M4

[brittle sinew]

Simple, dont run into the duo guy with an m4

[frozen olive]

Guides will tell me where stuff is

Ah yes, very easy in GZ

[brittle sinew]

Youre looking at the wrong guides then

[brittle sinew]

Actually yes

[real solstice]

Back when you could just pick Toronto servers and go early on a weekday morning and not see a soul

[brittle sinew]

there are many hiding spots where you can wait for the first 10 min of war to blow over

[brittle sinew]

Here it's the middle east servers, gotta love the empty servers

less cheaters, less players, less bullshit

[real solstice]

I've had success creeping around the hotel near the flare extract for 15 or so minutes until people fuck off

Loot up and then do your shit

[brittle sinew]

Yep

[real solstice]

Dip at the flare extract if it gets hairy

[brittle sinew]

You can also go through the underground, i rarely see people there

[real solstice]

Shove the flare up your ass if you want to be an asshole

[brittle sinew]

I dont think he has jaeger for the flares yet

[real solstice]

Dead scav has a guaranteed spawn right at the extract

[frozen olive]

Yup

But I tried that

and the sniper shot me

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

Wait for the flare to hit the ground

[frozen olive]

I shot the flare when the "signal flare" bit pop up, straight up

yeah I waited 10s

then I walked forward

bang bang

[dapper grotto]

low angle maybe?

[frozen olive]

Could be, just kinda annoying

[real solstice]

I did it at a 60 degree angle or so and it worked for me
The flares are fucky sometimes

[frozen olive]

I did have mole finished

I've finished mole 2 times and died both times

[real solstice]

I would have been pissed

Nobody tell them about delivery from the past

[frozen olive]

I know about delivery

[brittle sinew]

Yeah it kind of sucks, they should make aiming the flares easier

[frozen olive]

the fishing SV-98 tho

[brittle sinew]

Very misleading when I point up and it does not go up

[real solstice]

I get in the mood to play tarkov and then I remember how boring/frustrating the tasks are then I dont feel like playing anymore

[brittle sinew]

That's why you get friends, to enjoy the suffering together

No one in their right mind plays tarkov alone to have a good time

[real solstice]

Yeah thats the only way I've made it to mid wipe without getting burnt out

[brittle sinew]

Not even a kek or meme, you're sick in the head if you play tarkov alone for fun

[frozen olive]

Damn, I almost got to shootin cans

[real solstice]

Some of my best gaming has been coop tarkov

[frozen olive]

and then I got gunned down by someone from the other end

[brittle sinew]

Yep same here

[real solstice]

Streamers do a good job of making this game look tolerable solo but that's misleading imo

[brittle sinew]

Incredibly misleading

[frozen olive]

Imagine having friends who play Tarkov

[brittle sinew]

We are right here bub, just ask if you want to play

[real solstice]

Arena with iedy, sturm, and laffettie was fun

[frozen olive]

I wouldn't want to play with an asshole like you mate

No offense by the way

[dapper grotto]

probs gonna get back to the arena grind once i hit 42

[brittle sinew]

Play with these fellas then

[real solstice]

Fuck it ill get on for a few raids if you give me a minute. Don't expect me to clear the lobby tho

[frozen olive]

Nope

[brittle sinew]

Im just waiting for pocket watch to clear out rn

Sounds like a war going on over there

[frozen olive]

I'm just gonna PM run this quest till I get to the building

[real solstice]

Gooning in a bush while the chads fight over a watch

Chad behavior

[brittle sinew]

Real

[real solstice]

gets to level 40
now what?
now we can play the game!

[brittle sinew]

riveting gameplay

[real solstice]

Immershun

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846256077464535052/1193586075311022151/IMG_0650.webp?ex=65ad40a8&is=659acba8&hm=3ec2b4577a5c7e2cd6fc756c2e224683f3850cde726779da46d790832144a369&

[dapper grotto]

doing the same on snoreline right now

[real solstice]

THE META HK

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[real solstice]

I was there
4000 years ago

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

Never forget meta val, sa58

[real solstice]

Old PK06 was atleast 60k on the flea

[wintry ridge]

Mosin meta

[brittle sinew]

Yeah isnt sa58 and val meta again

With this new recoil

[wintry ridge]

1 shot thorax

[real solstice]

And the Valday was the scope of all time

[brittle sinew]

Man I miss good valday

[dapper grotto]

SA58/VAL are back with new recoil

[brittle sinew]

lfg!!

[wintry ridge]

Val still burns, sa58 is good tho

[brittle sinew]

HIP HIP HOOORA

[real solstice]

The juice cannon returns

[wintry ridge]

Val jams instantly

[dapper grotto]

i did the whole of punisher 5 with the juice canon

it fucks

[real solstice]

You get one good mag before the suppressor melts

[brittle sinew]

They shouldve never done those suppressor shenanigans

With the barrel heating up and shit

That shit only happens after dumping a million rounds, not a single mag

[real solstice]

I'm sick of realism arguments

[dapper grotto]

realism andy's can fuck right off

[brittle sinew]

Gameplay wise having a gun jam after a mag is stupid

[wintry ridge]

Even bsg said this

Now it's all about immersion

Not realism

[dapper grotto]

well its only realy the VAL that does that its easy to fix

[real solstice]

They realized that they actually want people to play their game

[brittle sinew]

Yep

[real solstice]

Its a ✨ tradeoff ✨

If everything else is well balanced, then it makes sense.
If only the VAL is bad, then it gets ignored for the easier to use stuff

See you in 10 years when tarky actually has meaningful balance though

[brittle sinew]

Not very immersive either lol

[brittle sinew]

Never gonna happen 😂

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

Time to go factory
Should I equip my gun with a 12 inch barrel or a 20 inch barrel?
That's right!
The 20 inch barrel!

[frozen olive]

Oh wow

You can just spawn at the the building with the AGS

I know what i am doing

[brittle sinew]

Bomb them inshallah

[frozen olive]

No, I just need to see the AGS to be done with that quest

[brittle sinew]

Boring :(

[rich venture]

Batterstate games are better Devs than battlestate

[brittle sinew]

BSG if it was epic

[frozen olive]

Oh, a new type of scum

hiding inside the plant pot by the number 4 door

[brittle sinew]

Lmfao I gotta try that

[dapper grotto]

me and iedy got fucked by the ags on of our first gz raids

[brittle sinew]

yeah man no wonder prapor wants to know where it is

He wants to bomb people himself

[dapper grotto]

like we just started fighting a dude in the MG building and sudenly we blow up

[stark torrent]

prob same

when tarky gets grindy

[stark torrent]

they knew

honestly i had no idea that shit can angle so far to the left

to shoot in that building

[brittle sinew]

Man here I thought pocket watch would be safe 20 min into the raid

Sure there were no PMCs

[stark torrent]

you and other 4 players probably

[dapper grotto]

wait 30-35 mins

[brittle sinew]

There were 6 scavs though, poor me with an SKS and no flashlight stood 0 chance

[dapper grotto]

pocket watch is a bastard the first 2 weeks

[brittle sinew]

Nahh the PMCs were gone

[brittle sinew]

Yeah if you have no idea what you're doing it's an absolute bastard

[dapper grotto]

that is 90% of the tarkov player base

[brittle sinew]

Yes :)

[frozen olive]

funny loot on dead bodies

[rich venture]

Fr

[frozen olive]

task done btw

and I found a dead guy with a gun

I'm gonna be real

what are these cunts with 200+ raids doing in GZ

can finally build something in my hideout

[lament plank]

"Far from being the most effective round"

Is the most effective round for Shotguns

[frozen olive]

what are these 200 raid cunts doing camping the car

at 1 AM

[lament plank]

Shitting on Shitkits to feel superior

probably

[frozen olive]

I find it funny how tools for crafting are 1 use only

instead of having "durability"

looking at the sledge hammer peeking there

[lament plank]

Wait what the fuck

[frozen olive]

it's like "yeah you crack opne 1 thing and it disitengrates"

[lament plank]

What fucking ammo type requires a sledgehammer to use

[frozen olive]

Ikr

[lament plank]

Also the sledges are kept, but I still question why I need a sledge for this

What am I doing with the nails

Just gently squashing the sledge against them?

Or is my guy doing some obscene back-breaking exercise

[frozen olive]

... you're hammering the nails?

[lament plank]

Yeah, hammering with a giant two-handed fuckoff hammer

[frozen olive]

Oh yeah people are 100% camping the car for some reason lmao

[lament plank]

Hammering with that thing is only gonna be like an axecutter chopping wood

[frozen olive]

imagine you hammer it wrong and it flies off and hits you

lmao

[lament plank]

Fuck you game, very cool.

[dapper grotto]

[lament plank]

Just wanna do my Ichange

[frozen olive]

I wonder if this counts for the quest

oh yeah 6 ruble discount

[brittle sinew]

Kosm on a roll god damn

[frozen olive]

Now I just need to extract with mole

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/forge-blacksmiths-creating-a-weapon-gif-16530724

[frozen olive]

Which means probably killing at least 3 to 5 players just to extract

😩

[brittle sinew]

Me making flechette in my hideout

[frozen olive]

Also GZ is surprisingly "visible" at night

[brittle sinew]

Yeah I love GZ does that, same with streets

With the snow, most maps are visible at night now tbh

Unless it's early morning and everything goes pitch black

[frozen olive]

Btw skier doesn't sell SKS's

at LL1

[lament plank]

All my homies hammering the one ring (it's actually my flechette rounds)

[frozen olive]

and you can't get Jaeger unless you do mole

[lament plank]

SKS's are dog tbh

PP-19's are a real man's weapon

[brittle sinew]

Agreed

SKS sucks when all you have is SP

[vagrant cloud]

guys Ive been eyeing tarkov for a year now and the cheaters reports only get more common - how often do you get desynch or aimbotted?

[lament plank]

Don't buy it

[brittle sinew]

Find another game

[vagrant cloud]

it seems like a good companion to gamma but it also seems riddled with hacking

[brittle sinew]

It is not comparable to gamma lmao

who told you that

[frozen olive]

time to throw on a pistol, a shitty rig and class 2 and see if I can grab the HDD and piss off

[vagrant cloud]

I mean theyre very similar in categories

[frozen olive]

I'm 100% putting the key in my ass fi I get to it

just out of hatred

[frozen olive]

Don't

Just don't buy EFT

I have it cause someone gifted it to me

[vagrant cloud]

what's the biggest problems rn? I heard this last wipe and patch is actually doing smth about cheating and its more nab friendly due to recoil being lowered

[vagrant cloud]

because of UKR situation?

[frozen olive]

Yeah but the game is still a pile of shit full of sweatlords and it's a strimmers game

[lament plank]

Tl:DR It's riddled with chinese/russian game farmers who cheat for real life money. So far I've not encountered many cheaters because the real high-end cheaters are on a map you can only access with a keycard.

[frozen olive]

no just in general

[frozen olive]

And in these maps they don't kill each other either

they just wiggle through the walls

lmao

[vagrant cloud]

doesnt sweaty pvp apply to most shooter games?

I play l4d2 daily and it gets sweaty on versus too

its still a 🐐 game

I mean, people used to call Gamma "tarkov but f2p" all the damn time 😄

and I mean, its got some of the best gunplay around in pvp games, and a proper nice atmosphere

but a lot of the playerbase keeps telling me not to invest, its weird

not sure what to make of it

im just worried about hackers mostly, and badly functioning servers

[lament plank]

We tell you not to invest because cheaters + it takes over 1000 hours to actually get halfway decent. I'm not talking about sweaties- talking about total

If you really wanna get into Tarkov

Get into Arena

[vagrant cloud]

sounds like all I need is a a few good runs and a sherpa 🙂

maybe a teammate or two

[brittle sinew]

Someone went to dorms

Took the key

[lament plank]

Recently released, very to-the-point, no sweat or steam over losing your 100K kit, you get a loadout you use for 5 games, that can easily translate to real Tarkov if you decide to buy the real one

[brittle sinew]

didnt unlock the truck

[vagrant cloud]

is losing gear mandatory in EFT?

or do I get to keep anything for the long run?

[frozen olive]

Ran into a duo

[stark torrent]

dont use that helmet man

[frozen olive]

brother please don't fucking come to GZ

[frozen olive]

that was a knife run btw

[lament plank]

There's insurance but player-scavs can steal these items. If a player / Player-scav gets your shit, you don't get it back

[stark torrent]

dont run that helmet anyway

better to hear shit

[frozen olive]

I killed some lvl 3 because I was looting the emercom body and he walked in without hearing me

[stark torrent]

if you die , yeah , you lose verything you had except inside the container , armband and melee weapon

you can isure stuff and if nobody takes it out when the raid ends it comes back , otherwise , nope

[frozen olive]

nice

[stark torrent]

i mean lets be real , there is nothing begginer friendly in ground zero

the map is nice tho

[vivid dawn]

Mines in buildings

[lament plank]

Also what Iedy said.

You get a container (bigger one if you have the P2W version at 100+£) Called a secure container. We call putting things in this container "Shoving it up your ass"

[stark torrent]

Mines in buildings, bullshit spawns , cracked AI

[lament plank]

Only one door I think?

[stark torrent]

and the rest is simply the game, they dont explain how to use meds / peeking etc

[stark torrent]

i mean yeah but there is a spawn in it so

[lament plank]

[wraith wagon]

got arena yesterday and cannot bring myself to get back into the main game

[lament plank]

You spawn in a room, open the door, and instantly die?

[wraith wagon]

arena is just so much more fun

[lament plank]

Arena is Tarkov without the sweat and kinda like playing Factory

[stark torrent]

either that , or sometimes you spawn outside the door , directly in the mines

[lament plank]

I don't think it does much for your skills besides teaching you about the pure basic aiming skills

[dapper grotto]

movement and how to peek angles properly aswell

[brittle sinew]

Didn't they remove EOD?

[dapper grotto]

tarkov is very little about actually out aiming the enemy

[frozen olive]

Arena is Tarkov PvP without the middle steps

and as sweaty as always

[dapper grotto]

EOD is gonzo as of today

[frozen olive]

Really now?

[wraith wagon]

smg rush is the way

[frozen olive]

Shift W is my dying strat

oh yeah

I just hit a guy in the face

[dapper grotto]

dont shift W while questing its gonna save you a lot of pain

[frozen olive]

and all I saw was a blood splatter

[frozen olive]

I shift W when I know I'm dying

aka, already lost my legs

don't have a CMS

[next temple]

[stark torrent]

the raid ended littel bro

[next temple]

The fucking

moron

[brittle sinew]

Man that brings me back to 0.12 days

[next temple]

I DID THE AUDIO CALLOUT

AND THAT RETARD

[brittle sinew]

When PMC raids would take half an hour to match because the servers were dogshit

[next temple]

STILL SHOT ME

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

You had a Kolpak on, deserved to be shot

[next temple]

I somehow was less deaf than him

[frozen olive]

aight last attempt at mole with just armor and 17 bullets

cause even w gear I'm still going to have to fight duos or worse at lvl 10+

[dapper grotto]

dude seriously go into a night raid and sit around for 30mins then go do the quests

[frozen olive]

Yeah I'm doing night raids

also no, I'll probably dehydrate

so far my longest life has been 13 mins

[dapper grotto]

ground zero dozens of food spawns

[stark torrent]

map was empty in 15- 20 minutes for me , if you just sit and wait a bit you fine , everyone just wants to get their shit and they leave

[dapper grotto]

you'll be fine

[next temple]

I was always running into geared cunts or squads

[frozen olive]

fuck whoever is in this raid

I also am going to just dehydrate

[brittle sinew]

Bro I told him before I dont think he will do it

[brittle sinew]

Water costs 12k, or just go to goshan with your scav

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

alo

why the fuck are vpx's at 400k

[stark torrent]

bitcoin farm i guess

[brittle sinew]

God damn what level are you?

[stark torrent]

26

[frozen olive]

I have money, I just forgo

[brittle sinew]

Damn did you play since day one?

[stark torrent]

Like an animal

[frozen olive]

I'm used to having water reset when you died

[dapper grotto]

i'm 3k xp of lvl 36

[brittle sinew]

Crazy mf

[frozen olive]

me waiting to ruin someone's day

[stark torrent]

waiting to miss ur shots and get put down like a dog

[frozen olive]

Yeah

I expect as much

they're still not getting that key out of my ass

[compact knoll]

if i ever play again

[frozen olive]

I'll have it for another run

[next temple]

I am level 2

[compact knoll]

i will shoot every scav i see as a scav

[next temple]

I am gonna die

[frozen olive]

tbh ledy

I think I will die before someone comes

also, even when waiting 15+ mins p.scavs would rinse my ass

[dapper grotto]

dont think many dude will be scaving gz

most players scav lighthouse/streets

[frozen olive]

but yeah, one guy was hiding in there

one time I died

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

look at this premium kit fam

I killed a scav

AI Scav came up here

I have a toz now

and water

38 mins left, sounds like a wazrone

[vagrant cloud]

how often do you run to blatant cheaters on that level, percentage of your games?

[stark torrent]

so far none

[vagrant cloud]

There is a sale on atm, 25%, and I dont know when I get that kind of chance again

[stark torrent]

idk maybe one or two

super blantant not yet

[vagrant cloud]

ah so its not as blatant or common as players make it out to be

i mean everyone knows the wiggle video

its a russian dev, and cheating has been very common in those communities, so that also gave me that idea

[stark torrent]

i mean , i suppose it was truth in that video , but in my experience , you have much higehr chance dying to a rat / extract camper than an actual cheater

i never saw a flying cheater

i only saw 1 speed hacker once on factory that also had aimbot

[vagrant cloud]

do you often get killed from ridiculous spots / die unfairly?

[stark torrent]

i cant say cause if he is in a ridiculous spot i dont see him

[vagrant cloud]

it kind of sounds like worth a try, the basic is 37€ on sale 🙂

[stark torrent]

unfairly , most unfair would be the bullshit spawns on some maps and well sometimes desync is a bitch

[vagrant cloud]

how common is desync?

[stark torrent]

it can still happen , depends on many factors , your internet, their internet , tarkov's internet servers etc

[vagrant cloud]

but most days its all good?

[stark torrent]

for now its ok

[frozen olive]

I died

[stark torrent]

i would say , most cheated map is still labs

[frozen olive]

after uh 20 mins

correction

17 mins

[stark torrent]

because u camp a quest room where ppl go dude

[frozen olive]

2 P Scavs

[frozen olive]

I actually was going to extract

[stark torrent]

oof

[frozen olive]

because I found sippy water

[stark torrent]

damn thats just unfortunate

[frozen olive]

and I had my HDD

[stark torrent]

damn 1 player scav on that whole map and you run into him

crazy

[frozen olive]

it was 2 XD

1 with a shotgun where we couldn't hit each other

[stark torrent]

Ok , now that we spend 6 mil on Scav case and Btc farm

it's time to loot more streets to make up the money

[frozen olive]

and 1 with something full auto that just put me down when I went for the shotgun guy who had no ammo

I found a beardoil tho

time to sell it

💰

I wish I found a grizzly

and a sholve too

Lmao I didn't even have time to go hide

1000 hour guy just rushed me and put me down, on his 4th raid too

He was just waiting peeking the corner in the underground area

I've died so much on this map I know every spawn at this point

[vagrant cloud]

Did you get basic or eod? 🙂

[frozen olive]

I got basic gifted

from a friend who got EOD and had the codes

This was like

2019 Era

Still friends today 🤝

Shame he's lvl 20+ now

[next temple]

I completed the quest

Jesus fuck

MP5 came in clutch

[frozen olive]

I'm going to be a pistol main at my current rate

hear me out, they have to put a SSD server, and an HDD server

Copyright

[brittle sinew]

Sneak 100 😎

[frozen olive]

aight

[compact knoll]

maybe i teach you how to play once i get ethernet back

maybe iedy comes too

[frozen olive]

I'm going to sit in this corner for 20 minutes

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kicks-door-yakuza-enter-kiryu-gif-19648375

[frozen olive]

I'll go moling when there's like 25 mins left

should pay for another kit

[compact knoll]

20k for ssd

survl and vitamins are like 15k

wires are like 3k

[frozen olive]

threw wires for powerbank

[compact knoll]

iirc powerbank is like 10k

im not sure there

[frozen olive]

fucking hell

I killed 4 scavs

I foud my fav route also

oh one was a bear

[compact knoll]

dont sell vitamins, you need it for your hideout

[stark torrent]

Insurance is bugged right now

Apparently it takes 4-7 days to get it back , however it still has the original timer

So it will expire before it arrives most times lmfao

[next temple]

I got a gyrotachometer as a scav

tf should I do with it

I am level 3

[dapper grotto]

that would explain the timeout shit i'm getting

[vivid dawn]

Whata good feature that doesnt work

[frozen olive]

Oh

[low raven]

One of my very few deaths on lighthouse was indeed a hacker

[frozen olive]

Scav h ead shot me

[low raven]

dam

[frozen olive]

mid movement

ah player

[dapper grotto]

what server are you playing on kosm?

[frozen olive]

EU

[dapper grotto]

casue holy shit was is going on there

[frozen olive]

I was going into terralabs from the back

and I hear scav

so I shoot him three times, doesn't drop

and instantly pops me

using the shotgun, so skill issue on my part

[dapper grotto]

[next temple]

Shitshow

Wtf

is skier drunk

He sells same guns for different prices

[frozen olive]

Hit Lv5 without surviving a single PMC raid

let's go guys

Just 15 more levels before I am locked out of GZ

I 100% Sold the vitamins

[next temple]

Why tf is ssh-68 level 3

[frozen olive]

thanks fam?

[frozen olive]

And I got pistoling

[frozen olive]

(he whiffed the first 3 shots, then I whifed and he neck-tapped me)

[stark torrent]

Oi there is an SU25 outside the map in Arena

[wintry ridge]

cool

[frozen olive]

Btw, don't L me about the vitamins, there's absolutely no point to hanging onto them this is my current fate, and as a standard acc, Loyalty levels are way more painful

I don't think I'll get to do the kill 5 scavs daily

[swift solar]

almost feel sorry for him

[wintry ridge]

dont worry thats like uhh

500k more xp

[hollow haven]

First time I get matched with someone in B rank lol

[stark torrent]

what does one have to do with the other

[swift solar]

you can easily get them in factory

[frozen olive]

That all I have w hideout is heating

And I cant really craft anything else since I dont get to extract

[stark torrent]

you put them in the container

[frozen olive]

To sell them for more money

For another questing kit

[stark torrent]

EoD officialy gone

[frozen olive]

BSG profits down the drain, game abandoned after this update

[stark torrent]

Now that i have intel level 2 , infinite scav glitch is online

I think i have less than 10 minutes cooldown now , by the time sort my stash , i can go again

[fallen cloak]

money printing begins

[frozen olive]

So you just run streets?

Gonna be honest, never went streets, even on SPT

Feels super confusing

and camp heavy

[fallen cloak]

any tarkov map ever

[frozen olive]

I 100% feel I'd die here

[frozen olive]

true, I'd probably say that Reserve is as confusing

I mainly atribute this to underground bit

[daring torrent]

somehow streets is the most intuitive map to navigate for me

never get lost

i think extract locations are poopy on it tho

[dapper grotto]

kosm if you need a streets guide hit me up i'm a streets goblin

[frozen olive]

I don't think I'll be touching streets until I have to do quests there

and i don't think that will be anytime soon

Maybe in 2 weeks once people clear off GZ

[dapper grotto]

why does peacekeepr have like 30+ shoreline tasks

[wintry ridge]

he hates us

[frozen olive]

I think I saw PMC

but i can't tell

[stark torrent]

which is why u dont go there

[frozen olive]

I can't tell where I am even w the map

[dapper grotto]

next to check 13 marked room

aka next to the pet clinic

[frozen olive]

I don't see the names in the map

[dapper grotto]

the area above the construction site

also i take it you're using the wiki map?

[frozen olive]

yes

[dapper grotto]

katchatskaya street left side of the map you're at A2