DONE THAT
#💣tarkov-released
compact knoll
maybe the compass will help you find the bitcoin , yes?
da ivan da
compact knoll
reminds of a story that one
nikita found the bitcoin
he sent that scav to come take it back
and once he got it
he was gone
soft coral
true
low raven
Ditched my stuff, ran away till I disconnected
then just completely left the raid
sadge
nimble plaza
i somehow found like 4 class 2 fast mt faceshields, i cant remember them stopping one bullet but i never died to bs head eyes like i did before lmao
doesnt the bearing show bottom right of ur screen anyways
thats the only useful part for callouts on woods and stuff
uncut coral
faceshields are pretty ass either way imho
upbeat lark
i think that faceshields are gonna be way more useful for longer this wipe though
just because ammo is worse for longer
uncut coral
even basic rifle ammo pens it though
i mean sure, theres rico chance but too many negatives
dirty glass, turn speed penalty, and pmc asthma
upbeat lark
even basic rifle ammo pens it though
u need ap ammo like m855a1 or 7.62 pp or m80 to penn though
m855a1 isnt avaliable from traders anymore and pp and m80 are harder to get this wipe
actually m80 is easier
it was lvl 4 last wipe i think
uncut coral
no way man, something like x39 ps flies though that thing
upbeat lark
doesnt ps have like mid 30s pen?
its 35
you probably just got unlucky with how pen works
theres like a 90%~ chance it should stop it first shot
its like getting 1 tapped in an altyn by BP gzh
it can happen but u have to be unlucky
uncut coral
could be. i’ll run it this wipe a few times just to see
upbeat lark
is the face shield level 4 or 3 i dont remember
uncut coral
its useful against shotguns for sure
upbeat lark
cause im aassuming its lvl 4
uncut coral
its lv3
uncut coral
855 even
uncut coral
just rock the labs mask all day for the high rico chance lol
upbeat lark
yeah fs
that ones gonna be meta
can u wear it with a helmet?
i ahvent gotten one yet
uncut coral
if u mean the new black one, no
it’s basically an upgrade to shattered, which I always rocked in the past
upbeat lark
yeah but itll save ur life way more
uncut coral
fs. shattered is just gamble
once saved me from back to back m61’s
super lucky but it looks sick
upbeat lark
condors bouncing m995 feels
the weirdest feeling is killing some guy and opening your inventory like 5 minutes later only to realize that ur condors are 0/25
uncut coral
almost feels unfair tbh
dapper grotto
the worst i have ever seen was a 338 AP bounce of condors
uncut coral
u know that he was faster but.. chanced
rich venture
Got killed by a guy who decided to sit in the snow for 5 minutes
native hull
hello
stark torrent
for 1.5 mil you can buy all 260 shotgun stocks from mechanic and give a fuck you to the whole playerbase making gunsmith
native hull
im debating on getting tarkov since it is on sale
stark torrent
native hull
any ideas which version is best to get for a newbie?
dapper grotto
the cheapest version to see if you like the game, edge of darkness if you plan to put any serious time into it
native hull
could do cheapest then if i like it and take it seriously upgrade to edge of darkness
dapper grotto
that would be the best course of action
native hull
or i could do the 2nd version
its only like 60 bucks
i forgot the name of it ;-;
left behind thats it
should i just get left behind instead?
dapper grotto
up to you 
native hull
cuz i plan on playing it a good bit but i dont want to spend over 100 dollars on it rn
native hull
up to you <:shrug:1167095387627200572>
fair fair
didnt know that eod was getting removed from the store
i feel pressured now
terse pecan
i feel pressured now
its getting removed?
native hull
its getting removed?
in about 2 days yes its getting taken off the store
if u bought it already its fine
personally i think ill just get tarkov another time
wintry ridge
dont get fomo'd
dapper grotto
taggila can spawn with the new armored mask 
wintry ridge
taggila can spawn with the new armored mask <:hmm:1010935402556817448>
yooo
real solstice
https://youtube.com/shorts/cv8ubSt5y2s?si=rOLOvrwasesTdRrL
DID YOU SEE IT?
don't exile me please
wintry ridge
https://youtube.com/shorts/cv8ubSt5y2s?si=rOLOvrwasesTdRrL
tigz just got outplayed lmao
upbeat lark
tigz just got outplayed lmao
That guy and Desmondpilak are the biggest crybabies in Tarkov
He reminds me of WingsOfRedemption except he doesn't camp in a corner all game
upbeat lark
anyone know what this key is??
wintry ridge
anyone know what this key is??
streets
vivid dawn
Check market prices and you know.
nimble plaza
even basic rifle ammo pens it though
its just for like bs head eyes deaths with kedrs and shotguns
upbeat lark
car dealership and chek building?
the conc 34 key and the room with an open suitcase next to room 63
34 is fucking crazy btw
sugar + mcable + btc + gpx
wintry ridge
room 63?
wintry ridge
nah i dont know it
wintry ridge
alright
upbeat lark
practice it in an offline raid and you can do it easily
u only need lvl 1 strength if you jump fast
soft coral
tigz just got outplayed lmao
scav is defo not broken
wintry ridge
spawn in Kaban's and loot everything
was he even there
wintry ridge
nice
white void
Haven't played in 3 days
Launch eft
soft coral
yes
I read
but
Time to take another
you got an error and that's your cue to take a break
white void
no
white void
the game is clearly telling you
The game is clearly telling me to visit your mother
soft coral
Not nice
pseudo storm
white void
Xingping just rocked my shit
rich venture
Xingping is honestly just more skilled at the video game
upbeat lark
Dude they had to have buffed filing cabinets
white void
Xingping is honestly just more skilled at the video game
true
wintry ridge
Dude they had to have buffed filing cabinets
which cabinets do you loot on streets
upbeat lark
which cabinets do you loot on streets
i hit the ones in lexos
but theres a lot of ones that are out of the way
upbeat lark
which cabinets do you loot on streets
this area around the marked factory is my favorite
earnest timber
Gotta invest early into the moonshine business
rich venture
nah you'll be fine
white void
Gotta invest early into the moonshine business
jesus
soft coral
Massive skill issue
earnest timber
nah thats a totally new thing
white void
what lvl are y ou
earnest timber
18
earnest timber
It's not like other nolifers already got kappa
They'll be speedrunning the main tarkov storyline in under a few days when it comes out
or less
earnest timber
What day of the wipe even is it rn
8
wintry ridge
im out of touch
out of time
white void
im doing fine then
wintry ridge
new shoreline area has a shit ton of tool spawns
ive gotten a backpack just full of uhh
toolkits earlier
150k each
wintry ridge
There's no use to it right now <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
not yet
earnest timber
earnest timber
M4A1 LVOA and 4 water filters as rare drops
wintry ridge
lucky fuck
earnest timber
Tarkov aiding me in my moonshine business
wintry ridge
i got 2 propital for rare
earnest timber
These drops i got are absolutely nothing compared to what i got in the first day
earnest timber
Most of it for a Junkbox
stark torrent
ill take that W
white void
what the fuck
wintry ridge
We do have 5 FLIRs already
stark torrent
nah igolnik is ass
soft coral
igolnik is legit trash
earnest timber
All pen no damage
soft coral
does negative damage
stark torrent
37 dmg even magdumping is questionable with that shit
soft coral
svd?
earnest timber
Remember when LPS wasn't loot only?
soft coral
you mean SVT
stark torrent
Remember when LPS wasn't loot only?
it kinda is still, you can craft it at lvl 2 bench
earnest timber
it kinda is still, you can craft it at lvl 2 bench
on god?
earnest timber
but BT isn't lol
soft coral
weird balancing
compact knoll
<:clueless:1031200942722387978>
soft coral
Hi
lament plank
Gotta invest early into the moonshine business
Where the fuck are you finding this shit
soft coral
By playing the game?
earnest timber
hotspots, stashes, toolboxes, you know
stark torrent
just press F
junior inlet
Now that's a drop
soft coral
-5 pointsb cuz of the shitty scope
wanton yarrow
dapper grotto
new helmet looks nice for factory/trash ammo counter you can wear a headset with it
compact knoll
new helmet looks nice for factory/trash ammo counter you can wear a headset with...
what class
dapper grotto
3
dapper grotto
also 3
dapper grotto
with ears yes
dapper grotto
ah right was thinking about the other one with the visor
one positive you dont need to do samples to get acces to a visor
winged grail
could anyone uppload the bsg launcher, their website is not working
wintry ridge
nah u good
winged grail
shitty ass website
winged grail
the servers are stable my ass
low raven
bro i got a 400 ping game yesterday
full kit just gone
ditched it in a river and I hope it wasn't a hacker that did it so I could just get my shit back
low raven
the servers are stable my ass
THEY ATE 3 OF MY SCAVS
ONE WAS WEARING A QUEST ITEM DAMMIT
low raven
lmaoooo
wintry ridge
Apparently tapping in full auto can have the same rpm as full auto without the recoil of spraying fullauto
low raven
Full auto also doesn't have that much recoil any more
rich venture
the servers are stable my ass
Nah they're completely fine
winged grail
found the launcher on my laptop so got it
rich venture
Like everyone else I too enjoy complaining about a game that I play everyday
winged grail
its always been a love hate relationship
wraith wagon
who needs guns anyway
wintry ridge
just examine some keys @stark torrent
and valuables
god i hope the dude who decided to add stock to trader items gets hit by a brick
i love waiting an hour and 40 minutes to buy a 7 round shotgun tube
my favorite part of the game!!!
pulsar brook
is the overall stats page supposed to show your total gametime over multiple wipes?
just wondering, since my account lifetime is substantially less than my online time right now lol
oh, apparently it's intended
i'm being stupid again
wintry ridge
just wondering, since my account lifetime is substantially less than my online t...
yeah thats the time since wipe
total playtime can be like 5k hours while it says 8 days account lifetime
rich venture
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-i-have-to-kill-myself-gif...
Me when desync
rich venture
Everyone is chadding on factory
rich venture
'tis gamer time
wintry ridge
my favorite part of the game!!!
im still fucked up by the choice to remove the opsks mount from the opsks
so you have to buy it
and they didnt increase the stock
it's always been like 20k or whatever but like, no one needed to buy em previous wipes
dapper grotto
peacekeeper and his 5million shoreline quests are testing my sanity again 
strong hinge
you vill go to shoreline
dapper grotto
stark torrent
you vill go to shoreline
Honeyyy iz time to get zniped off spawn on Shoreline
yes honeyy.....
uncut coral
peacekeeper and his 5million shoreline quests are testing my sanity again <:yesh...
you are now cursed to get the bridge spawn for the next 5 raids
wintry ridge
you guys should take meth to tarkov better
uncut coral
thank me
strong hinge
Honeyyy iz time to get zniped off spawn on Shoreline
yes honeyy.....
dont you weirdge my meme
fuck you iedy
soft coral
its joever
stark torrent
we have died to a boyfriend , but we go back
guy tanked 1 mag of 9mm pst point blank he was simply on meth
and 1 tapped me with FMJ mosin through class 4
💪
dapper grotto
soft coral
we have died to a boyfriend , but we go back
aha
I used to say that
"WTF IS HE DOING THERE MAN"
stark torrent
Have quest to kill 3 scavs without healing
No problem
Halfway through extract iedy decides he wants to prepain to be safe
Quest failed
Bagamias pula
reef salmon
What kind of quest is that
dapper grotto
one of jaegers bullshit quests
soft coral
>Have quest to kill 3 scavs without healing
>No problem
>Halfway through extract...
as we used to say iedy "get fucked"
reef salmon
Still haven't found the noodles
dapper grotto
seriously how the fuck is half the player base stuck on the noodles i find like 3 of them each woods raid 
stark torrent
seriously how the fuck is half the player base stuck on the noodles i find like ...
ye i had no issue finding them ,the good thing was i was watching streamers and i saw the quest was changed , thats how i knew to keep them
reef salmon
I went to the southern camp on woods like 10 times, havent seen one yet
stark torrent
I went to the southern camp on woods like 10 times, havent seen one yet
check scavs with bags as well
they seem to always have some food on them
reef salmon
Honestly i don't miss doing Jaeger quests though
real solstice
"I just want to go home."
PK: "I will pay you 400 bucks and give you some extra UN shit if you help me cook meth in the health resort."
low raven
WHAT IS THE FUCKING USE FOR THE MISSAM FORKLIFT KEY BESIDES KAPPA
WHAT DOES THIS BITCH OPEN
dapper grotto
WHAT DOES THIS BITCH OPEN
nothing
low raven
WHY FUCK
low raven
ophthalomolomolomo secured
strong hinge
jaeger quests
my behated
im surprised he hasnt given one where you have to kill someone while you are already dead or some shit
stark torrent
help
nobody for 25 minutes and when i went to extract i ran into a lvl 10 with 4 kits on him
we had to fight and i failed the quest once again because i had to heal a heavy
but we got out stacked af
the guy was shooting 7.62 bp
dapper grotto
holy fucking sauce
wintry ridge
fui ming
dapper grotto
also holy shit there is a dude camping path to lighthouse in my raid 
wintry ridge
also holy shit there is a dude camping path to lighthouse in my raid <:billyslee...
kill him irl
frozen olive
today
I headshotted to lvl 30 guys with an AUG and an MK18
just to die to a MP5 rat behind me while leaving
😔
dapper grotto
dapper grotto
not that crazy tbh
dapper grotto
its realy fucking easy to get high surv rate if you play certain maps and avoid pvp like the plauge
stark torrent
Also saw a dude at 72% Surv, 16 K/D and 4k hours
4k hours that guy knows the rotations at that point
knows how to avoid fights etc
as sturm said , on bigger maps its not rly that hard
dapper grotto
like these are my stats from the end of last wipe
stark torrent
16 hours with 82% survive rate selling 8 GPUs tho
see like i ahve 72% now and i got fucked without lube today
im at my 4th attempt at this fucking jaeger quest
i swear imma kill the scavs and kill myself
frozen olive
tbh
I had like 1 good scav run
and I proceeded to die like 7 times in Interchange trying to do big sale
and then I died to a duo in USUC camp because shotgun strong
stark torrent
there was a bit of PvP in my press F simulator
nice dude now you tell me i have to fight for the item case stocks on Threapist
fuck me
dapper grotto
dapper grotto
i had to feed on factory for like 1H to get it
stark torrent
i usually do barbed wire but because they added new zones you can literally kill urself super fast now
lmao
dapper grotto
this is the first time i remember being cockblocked by vitality
upbeat lark
my weekly is 50 scav kills for two ammo cases
dapper grotto
alo
stark torrent
nimble plaza
high surv rate problems <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
are you solo? i can only manage to get stupid high surv rates when i play solo i always play w my friends now lmao
stark torrent
my weekly is 50 scav kills for two ammo cases
show ss
dapper grotto
are you solo? i can only manage to get stupid high surv rates when i play solo i...
90% solo yes
stark torrent
bro i killed that guy while i was painkillerd with vodka so i dont fail the quest and i got this achievement
nimble plaza
90% solo yes
ahh solo gets a bit boring for me the best way to play by far tho
upbeat lark
my sr was 75% yesterday its 49% now
soft coral
Zaza
upbeat lark
some days r like that 😭😭
soft coral
SR does not matter
dapper grotto
some days r like that 😭😭
i was 16 deaths and 12H of lighthouse punisher 4 grind deep before i got done i feel you
dapper grotto
upbeat lark
i had like 3 quest items and i was going to extract on customs and a sniper scav 1 shot me to the armpit with sp bt
dapper grotto
how did i get this
the interchange ptsd is blocking the memory
upbeat lark
probably any scav coop??
upbeat lark
and the flavor texts just wrong
soft coral
spawn in , look left , 2 man, look right , flying hacker
Average shoreline raid wdym
stark torrent
probably any scav coop??
dont remember doing any either
dapper grotto
no pretty sure each map has its own coop extact achievment
compact knoll
what is love
wintry ridge
only 21% of the players having this makes me think very suss
It also counts uhhh
stark torrent
i think the % is bugged
compact knoll
only 21% plays
wintry ridge
banned or unused accounts
upbeat lark
80% of bsg accounts are banned 
real solstice
when it's the best wipe ever but i've only played 5 raids 
ADHD brain has already moved on
compact knoll
what is love
baby dont hurt me
soft coral
stfu
compact knoll
baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me no more
soft coral
I will hurt you
dapper grotto
ivan ordering a gun from lidle as we type
soft coral
yep
real solstice
Lidl brand AK
stark torrent
LIDL taped AK
real solstice
detonates in your hands if you try to put Aldi brand 7.62 in it
soft coral
<:LipBite:1031215872632688772> LIDL taped AK
stattrak factory new
- 3 lidl stickers on top
real solstice
hopefully this doesn't say anything that would get me banned
real solstice
Ivan scav loadout when?
soft coral
Ivan scav loadout when?
how u got a pic of me
soft coral
Ivan scav loadout when?
THATS
THATS IN BULGARIIA
WAIT A MINUTE
THAT IS IN BULGARIA
real solstice
real solstice
+ 3 lidl stickers on top
scratching off 4 titan holos to paste on 4 fresh LIDL™️ stickers
dapper grotto
soft coral
old communist trolley
fun fact
the dude in the lidl drip
is infront of the main court building
in the capital city
Escape from Sofia
strong hinge
im not escaping for the next 5 years
and probably for the rest of my life
i have become an urbanite
soft coral
classic "Ганя"
Theres more people in sofiq from rural areas and villages than people who were born there
strong hinge
the horrors of urbanisation
forcing people from different villages to interact with eachother
stark torrent
shotgun factory gogogog
dapper grotto
streets be giving today 
stark torrent
aye thats insaneo loot
real solstice
Not the chunko pops
wintry ridge
Not the chunko pops
just like tarkov
break into the scavs home
blow his head off
steal his chunko pops
real solstice
Tarkov doesn't have the Grappendix tho
wintry ridge
get paid by skier
wintry ridge
Tarkov doesn't have the Grappendix tho
thats called the lagswitch
nightmare vision is just reshade settings
real solstice
The SKS doesn't deal damage based on the money in your stash
real solstice
Buying BP
rich venture
Not the chunko pops
No more cruelty squad
dapper grotto
dude i got killed by a camping 3 man that vault glitched into marked room
upbeat lark
dude i got killed by a camping 3 man that vault glitched into marked room <:kek...
that isn't patched??
dapper grotto
not yet
upbeat lark
good to know
wintry ridge
dude i got killed by a camping 3 man that vault glitched into marked room <:kek...
Time to bring f-1 nades to chuck in marked room
dapper grotto
jaeger has 338 fmj at LL4 now, 30 per reset
rough sphinx
Out of curiosity. Mainly cause I'm buried in work and haven't had a chance yet to grind this wipe. How is it in general? I know some people we're saying it's actually a decent wipe.
terse pecan
Out of curiosity. Mainly cause I'm buried in work and haven't had a chance yet t...
yeah its actually pretty great and fun
i mean its still grindy
its still tarkov
but its better
also the snow is kinda cool too
rough sphinx
yeah its actually pretty great and fun
Nice. I'll probably have to give it a shot around mid january. Snow sounds neat. Wonder if they're doing seasonal weather.
dapper grotto
3 flash drives in one raid
upbeat lark
yesterday i was placing down the multitool for pk on shoreline and an npc scav head jawsed me from the pier boat extract with an AKM
wraith wagon
i would sell my soul for 2 flash drives
anyone know where the best place would be to look?
wraith wagon
i keep trying the repair building on reserve but its almost always looted
wraith wagon
loot all the safes you'll get it in a raid if ur lucky
cant afford the keys rn
upbeat lark
i keep trying the repair building on reserve but its almost always looted
post office streets and aspect building
wraith wagon
post office streets and aspect building
unfortunately cant run streets
wraith wagon
he gives them for the dorms one
but im stuck on his questline because i suck
im just gonna keep running scavs and try for intel 3 if it comes to that
what are the odds i die to a hacker on night shoreline?
compact knoll
terse pecan
worst map in the game
stark torrent
at least with the rework is somewhat better to run around , they added like rocks and crevaces where you can use it as cover
still kinda walking simulator , since most quests are in resort and there are spawns that wanna kms
pls spawn close to resort pls close to resort
my spawn : construction site by the water
daten mortii matii
low iris
i finnaly
got EOD
fence shitting till the fence broke
real question now
USEC or BEAR
low iris
JOSH 3 my beloved
white void
as the new recoil is bin balling
low iris
how is the recoil now?
white void
Amazing
white void
white void
I've already done
low iris
im still gomnna suck ass but like
white void
Suck ass in style
low iris
glad that it feels like you are a a ya know
soldier instead of a 13 YR somoali that picked up a AK
white void
soldier instead of a 13 YR somoali that picked up a AK
Too much of an understatement
old M4 was like a baby fresh out the womb picked up a Barrett M82 .50 and slammed that bitch into a hypothetical full auto
stark torrent
low iris
killed my first man
dude the recoil was like
the lakc of recoil was just SUPER SUPER unexpected
god having the EOD case feels good being able to shove a hand drill up your ass
lament plank
oh my goodness i feel like a blue berry
blue berry not red berry?
junior inlet
M4 is really strong now stock
My first thought was "I should go bear the M4 sucks" Then the intrusive thoughts won and I was pleasantly surprised the m4 was usable
low iris
i dunno i just liek JOSH
frozen olive
I am afraid of Ground Zero
Yday was playing at my friends house
today I gotta play with my Lv 1 ass acc
junior inlet
I honestly don't really like ground zero
I get what you're goin for with it tarky, I just think it ain't it
lament plank
I get what you're goin for with it tarky, I just think it ain't it
I don't get what they're going for with it
frozen olive
I think GZ has too many peeps
low iris
i just hate how the quests that we would normally start on are locked behing the ground zero quests
FR
frozen olive
I also don't know if like, it's a good idea to put so many quests in there
low iris
literally step outside and get run up on lol
junior inlet
It's "supposed" to be the introduction map. It just has waaaaaaaaay too many spawns to facilitate that
low iris
It's "supposed" to be the introduction map. It just has waaaaaaaaay too many spa...
anyone have a good map for it?
extracts and stuff?
frozen olive
12 PMC's in basically a corridor
junior inlet
But look how many spawns are literally right next to each other
frozen olive
Factory = Large
low iris
But look how many spawns are literally *right next* to each other
i spawned in and got shot at 2 sec later
and found out THAT guy has also just spawned
frozen olive
Just not a good "New player" map
low iris
literally nothing on him expect for a PM
junior inlet
It really isn't
frozen olive
Its worse customs
junior inlet
It's like you tried to mix customs and factory and got the worst part of each map
low iris
id be fine with it if it was like streets as in not required at the start of wipe to grind on
frozen olive
Where the closer to the middle of the map the most fucked it gets
junior inlet
Except its literally required to go to
frozen olive
Tbh should be 4-6 PMC max
low iris
gettin my fade run by everyone running MP5s lol
junior inlet
4-6 with more scavs than factory
frozen olive
Yeah
junior inlet
Get newbies used to the AI more than to getting buttfucked by chads taking their timmy for a stroll
frozen olive
If you wanted to make spicy, add a newbie boss or "Baby" raiders
Raiders in class 3-4 armors with nothing super
But enough to fuck a Timmy
low iris
anyone know where the HMG you need to find is?
junior inlet
I encountered a blantant literally first raid there and its pretty much set the tone
frozen olive
Teaches you the pain
frozen olive
But at least you cannot go there after 20
Yeah but, should be Lv 10 tops
Lvl 15-20 you run around w full auto AKs and Kirasa
And you can ruin most timmies
junior inlet
Yeah but, should be Lv 10 tops
I'd level it at 15, you get flea and there's no reason you should be there
But somethin tells me timmies are gonna see a lot more blantants on that map for awhile
low iris
i feel like it should also be locked for scavs after you become leverl 20
frozen olive
When I do mine I'll either use Scav gear or pistols
low iris
because even if you have shit gear you will outplay most people
frozen olive
I aint securing kills vs most players unless I headshot them anyways
junior inlet
I have 1 more fucking mission on there and I really don't wanna do it solo
I ended a level 18 that went in with an m4 and level 4 armor and helm though in that first raid
low iris
oh fun fun fun
peacekeeper has .45 all sold out
WHYYY
i literally cant
fuck it i love rpapor
junior inlet
I assume people are loving the UMP
lament plank
me when every player has 1000+ Hours
500 Hours here
This wipe has been absolutely dogshit for Scav runs because of all the server issues
frozen olive
I was a scav main
Mostly
Just making money to have cushion for dying a lot
I think I had like 30% Surv
This was the era where you could med and shoot
soft coral
<@536176967284686849> Ivan Perforotan ALO
The fk u want
lament plank
I feel stupid because I had no time to pick up loot
I have no idea how packed or unpacked factory actually is
frozen olive
I have no idea how packed or unpacked factory actually is
Packed enough to die if someone hears you
and wants a fight
Scavs can also just bog you down
(and PMC's love to camp the extract since no one has factory key's early on)
First scav run of the wipe, time to DIE
junior inlet
Nothing on earth will make me go to shoreline of all places for a loot run
junior inlet
Lets see that account stats
frozen olive
I died behind a wall
Nah it's legit, 32% Surv
100 hours
Aight see in you 20 mins
"Is that a guy crouching and leaning"
I was thinking it was a potted plant, I stop and lean to look better and die
lament plank
At least you getting games
junior inlet
Ah yes the classic "Ayo is that a dude" repeek
frozen olive
Ah yes the classic "Ayo is that a dude" repeek
Wasn't even a repeek
I was just in a corridor
Dude was just waiting for me in the stairs crouching, didn't even hear him get there XD
wintry ridge
lament plank
wintry ridge
<:doge1:920744745452589117>
stark torrent
i got head eyes by an sks scav i love this shit game
tactiaclly peek so i dont stay in the open like an idiot
iron sights scav just shoots me from 90m anyway
soft coral
Proof that the real manace of Tarkov are not highly trained PMC soldiers
but the scavs who picked up the shotty in their granddads home
stark torrent
the issue is , obviously the more the scavs stares at you , the more accurate he gets , right?
well guess what , his accuracy increases even if he runs away from you , or he doesnt actually aim on you
insane coding
wintry ridge
tactiaclly peek so i dont stay in the open like an idiot
iron sights scav just...
scavs are kinda busted rn
died more to scavs than players this wipe
soft coral
rn?
wintry ridge
they're spamming 20 rounds of 12g at me thru bushes and shit
stark torrent
as long as you are aggrod and in their field of view , their accuracy will slowly increase even if they dont actually actively shoot or aim on you
wintry ridge
ok
frozen olive
I bled out
stark torrent
and insurance is bugged , it comes in delayed ffs
soft coral
stark torrent
i will get 7 gornastys one day , watch
wintry ridge
@soft coral why are you yapping so much
frozen olive
Got jumped by 3 then, 4 more, then heavy bleed out
soft coral
idc
stark torrent
Got jumped by 3 then, 4 more, then heavy bleed out
i mean you are learning
today's lesson , if you run out of heals , just leave the fight
frozen olive
today's lesson , if you run out of heals , just leave the fight
I didn't have heals
My standard account ass doesn't have space in my ass for that many heals
white void
You poor boy
soft coral
ban this man rn
white void
I know the pain
soft coral
cheese in container
frozen olive
My current status
soft coral
dude is poorer than a gypsy in rural Bulgaria
frozen olive
stark torrent
My current status
you put cms kit in ass and a car kit
you carry 1-2 hemostats with you , one painkiller tablet and 1 cheese
ammo , you have enough you can carry 50 rounds on you
stark torrent
my advice right now? do scav runs
frozen olive
soft coral
get hemostats from where
frozen olive
I always keep doing Scavs when they're off cooldown
soft coral
you can get 1/2 hemos per run
stark torrent
the problem is he ran out of cms kits
frozen olive
But I've died 5 times in like 5 mins
stark torrent
you literally lost all your cms kits like a noob
frozen olive
the problem is he ran out of cms kits
Well, Standard accs don't have CMS Kits
stark torrent
why
stark torrent
Well, Standard accs don't have CMS Kits
ofc they do
soft coral
they dont
frozen olive
My current status
Brother, this is the standard acc loot minus backpack and MP5/M4's
And my 2 Tritons
soft coral
yes
frozen olive
And yes, your best armor is PACA
frozen olive
I'm gonna sell the whiskey and fabrics for money soon
soft coral
you get m4s
m9s
mp5s
whiskey
some MRE and water
1 fuel
cordura or whatever
I think flashbangs
some meds and car kits
paca and ammo
thats it
no cms
get fucked
pay up for EOD
its hardcore game
give us money
still in beta btw
frozen olive
Gonna do my Sca since he has a VSS and a Class 2
lament plank
pay up for EOD
Oh yeah I member the days of being a normal account and not having even a simple CMS kit
frozen olive
Yeah what a shame I'm not paying
soft coral
mhm
frozen olive
I'm just waiting for SPT Update
stark torrent
i dont remember not having at least 1 cms , fuck me
frozen olive
Yeah no CMS
soft coral
0
frozen olive
It just what it is
frozen olive
Honestly, my players deaths are skill issue
soft coral
just survive bro
frozen olive
Just didn't hear 2 of them, and the last one rushed me mid looting like 30s after spawning
XD
frozen olive
(and my MP5 wasn't auto, it was burst, because for some reason it has burst)
soft coral
thats why mosin is best rifle
frozen olive
just survive bro
Even my Scav's get run down by PMC's XD
soft coral
scav woods tho
frozen olive
I'm doing Interchange
frozen olive
Since I want to hit the 2 Pharmacies
It's the only map I know from doing 3 AM Techlite runs
frozen olive
I hate Woods
frozen olive
I die to USEC Camp or the big Camp
frozen olive
Woods favors geared players too much 
soft coral
no it doesnt
frozen olive
Scope > No Scope
frozen olive
Open map = Paranoia
soft coral
open or closed it doesnt matter
woods favours the bushman
the one with patience
you W shift on woods
you will die
by a bush
100 meters away
soft coral
what map
soft coral
press escape and click leave
and learn woods
do offline learns ffs
just wander aroudn
and take note of the loot around the map
and where u spawn
frozen olive
do offline learns ffs
I already know maps (Except Streets and Underground Reserve)
Haha
I also am stuck in GZ until I do those quests and extract Ivan
Even if I go play other maps I would still have to quest on it
soft coral
literally
why
you cant explore interchange for the 15 minutes they give you
even 20
7 minutes is just running bruv
we've been there before you
we've tried it
it's shit
sorry to break it to you
frozen olive
>has 25 minute scav cooldown
>Decides to go Interchange
Shrug, It's the map where I know where mostly everything is and where all the spawns for certain things are
stark torrent
go woods or streets , learn the extarct and layout , is omega easy
soft coral
we're speaking from experience neko
stark torrent
the loot is everywhere , you dont waste time by running 10 minutes to a loot spot
you have loot on your way to extract
stark torrent
Shrug, It's the map where I know where mostly everything is and where all the sp...
this was before the nerf
when did u last played?
stark torrent
yeah interchange was nerfed to shit in 0.13
all those shelves barely have shit now
even food
you barely find 2 can of peas now
soft coral
you barely find 2 can of peas now
pick up peas
overweight
step on metal
kaban hears you on streets
stark torrent
<@146741297875517440> <:dread:1031213103775485982>
dont remind me this month is gonna be hell for me too
i have a lot of preparation to do
both at work and at masters degree
fuck exams i wanna scav run
soft coral
FK exams I want to play skyrim
luckily
I'm almost done with this semester
I have this presentation to do and I'm all done
essay*
@stark torrent
this instantly reminded me of resort
EVERYWHERE I GO
I SEE IT
GET OUTTA MY HEAD
white void
woods is king
soft coral
if you fail to see why woods is good
stark torrent
spawn in woods , loot usec table , find LEDX , simply W
white void
My german mate taught me PVP related things
stark torrent
spawn on shoreline , die off spawn , kill myself
white void
and you and iedy taught me the way of the bush
frozen olive
I didnt say there was no loot
white void
the way of the gornostay
frozen olive
Just what you loot
white void
the way of the MOSIN
soft coral
you loot anything you see
frozen olive
Usec and Checkpoint where what I thought
soft coral
learn what items have good value
and which ones dont
toothpaste for example is worse than bolts
soft coral
shit quality
stark torrent
soft coral
ye this is the one I made
I know it cuz theres a slight lag spike at the beginning
frame cuts off
white void
correct
soft coral
THE GUN
white void
this is the way
white void
This is the way.
soft coral
the only gun you would ever need
white void
Right, time to kill myself
soft coral
"An overlooked contendor..."
white void
(I launched tarkov)
soft coral
BUT YOU BECAMEEE THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE
me singing that as I 1 tap chads
white void
on god
soft coral
preach
dude wtf is this signature
Cursive is honestly such a joke
how do u read that
deadric runes looking ahh
white void
wehbgehfbhqebhieghq
soft coral
you read that shit and summon lord dagon
white void
Skyrim headass
white void
you read that shit and summon lord dagon
Fus ro dah looking headass