💣tarkov-released

[tepid nymph]

Iedy from romania?

Corruption is in most Slavic countries tbh

[soft coral]

comment from my video

[soft coral]

you mean every

[tepid nymph]

Actually I do

It's kinda in all countries

But peaks in Slavic countries

[soft coral]

ye

[tepid nymph]

Damn, should've seen russian and Ukrainian roads

Never got repaired

And the priests be like millionaires

[soft coral]

same here

[tepid nymph]

Damn but the priests bro

The roofs of the churches made of gold, Bentley cars and shit

They don't do that in USA I noticed

Prolly cuz IRS

[stark torrent]

Yes , this is the Cathedral they built a few years ago

Yes

Nobody cares , nobody asked

Church pays no taxes

[tepid nymph]

Houses all look shit in comparison to church

[stark torrent]

Being a priest here , if you can live with urself , it's ez money

Once you become a decent known priest , its over

You live on ez mode

[tepid nymph]

Why don't you become one

[stark torrent]

An apartment there is 300-500k euros easily

It's in the central zone

[tepid nymph]

[stark torrent]

Because i cant stand / dont have the interest to do that shit

YOu have to kiss ass a lot

Fuck that

[tepid nymph]

Really?

[stark torrent]

Yes, you need to get the older priests etc to like "sponsor" you and take u udner the wing etc

This means kissing their ass a lot , doing what they want , bla bla

Now, this is common in every workplace i guess, but here it's extra shit

[tepid nymph]

In America irs stops that from happening

[compact knoll]

P!insanity

[torpid sparrow]

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[tepid nymph]

I would assume

[stark torrent]

Just not for me, doing a job i will hate all my life is something i cant do

[compact knoll]

Its good?

A lot of Cheaters

[tepid nymph]

Is any job good if you do it every day for 10 hours?

[stark torrent]

In East Europe the IRS people are probably relatives to the others :))

[compact knoll]

Every game is a random if you get a game against altyn cunts or no armour people

[stark torrent]

Honestly, no.

Definetely not if you dont get paid alot

Definetely not if its physical work

Definetly not if you have / want to have a family

[tepid nymph]

Well do you like the job you work

[stark torrent]

Its ok , yes, i have advantages

[soft coral]

SHOUTOUT TO BULGARIAN BUS DRIVERS

always slamming on the brakes

[stark torrent]

I will probably switch later if i can tho

[soft coral]

they make me look like michael jackson on the bus

[tepid nymph]

Oh really

[soft coral]

hehee

[tepid nymph]

It's not physical work is it

[stark torrent]

no

[tepid nymph]

Computers?

[stark torrent]

English Teacher

• Class tutor or whatever is called , i am responsible of a class

Which is tiring af most of the time but eh

At least the holidays are nice

[tepid nymph]

How much days of paid vacation

[stark torrent]

Pay could be better , mental work is huge tho since kids can be difficult to work with

[tepid nymph]

Same in USA, teachers don't get paid much especially if it's a private school

[stark torrent]

USA is rly bad yeah , i looked it up

Here we had riots and they increased the pay , it was horrible when i started last year

Pretty much not worth it but its all i could do at that time

Im doing masters in communication and shit now and will probably switch

[tepid nymph]

Any plan in mind

As in a job

Shit it's 6:30 AM already. Holy fuck . I gotta go sleep, I will get back to you if you respond, most likely in like 10 hours lol

[compact knoll]

I am pretty sure we are the only country were you can do most of your documents and shit online

Ukraine stronk

[earnest timber]

Hungary shipping prices 💀

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent alo iedy do you have a bag of bags

[stark torrent]

yesx

[compact knoll]

Only the eastern European bros have one

[rich venture]

Why is everyone sitting crouched in a corner

[vivid dawn]

They do that in Arena too

Ratting never stops

[soft coral]

Sir , you're playing Tarkov

[rich venture]

Second time in 10 minutes now

[soft coral]

thats like asking

why do lumberjacks chop down trees

[vivid dawn]

Ratting never stops,Streamers never stop being babys,BSG never stops breaking the game

[soft coral]

ratting is

the least of peoples problems

[rich venture]

Even ratting early wipe

[vivid dawn]

Cheating

[rich venture]

If u don't wanna fight just go away

[soft coral]

I stay in bush

I kill you

you cry

skill issue

cycle of life

check your corners

[rich venture]

True

[soft coral]

the mosin man in the bush 150 meters away?
him?
you should've seen him

[rich venture]

True

Based take

[soft coral]

ofc

I'm a woodsman

thats where I come from

I hide in bushes and in between trees

not my problem the chad W shifts

he's dead and I'm not

[vivid dawn]

The mosin man somewhere in a tree

caw caw

[rich venture]

3 raids in a row now

[vivid dawn]

Call the exterminator,you got a rat problem

[rich venture]

Going for getting ratted 4 raids in a row now

This'll be fun

[soft coral]

the mosin man speaks to the trees

the ground tells him where teh chad is

birds guide him

nature is one with the mosin man

one cannot simply catch a mosin man

for the mosin man lurks in the shadows

[rich venture]

It's simply a skill issue

[soft coral]

simply

[brittle sinew]

You're hungarian? Damn... I'm sorry to hear that man

[soft coral]

Hey

nobody can be an asshole towards balkan people except balkan people

only we can destroy each other

its tradition

[brittle sinew]

Calling hungary balkan is such a stretch

[soft coral]

well

[brittle sinew]

not even vojvodina is balkan afaik

[soft coral]

maybe not

[brittle sinew]

Regardless I'm still very sorry for his situation

Truly a sad one

[rich venture]

nikita is trolling

[dapper grotto]

[terse pecan]

for christmas celebration i will do something great

and not play tarkov

[vivid dawn]

[earnest timber]

Nikita is trolling indeed

[soft coral]

arena seems to be working as intended

[vivid dawn]

Bromine isnt a good choice to go for simply for the shit ammo

smh every other kit is way better

Well the 2 kits after Bromine are stronk

[soft coral]

But have you considered the following: The game is trash

[vivid dawn]

yeah

Thought thats why we play it

Cause we love trash

[dapper grotto]

died to a VSS player scav in dorms

[soft coral]

Classic

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

vpo-215 my beloved

[soft coral]

man has NOTHING

but a vpo

with irons

I fear that

with all my heart I fear that

[frozen olive]

Bro, why you have a squid class?

[vivid dawn]

Cause its a Vector 50 rounder with Quakemaker

[soft coral]

These fucking idiots

really picked random words

for their names

[stark torrent]

wont be that great since u will face faceshields

But cavalier looks lit

what ammo

Did 1 Woods Raid , stash is full again i cannot play

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[vivid dawn]

9mm AP

one sec

[stark torrent]

ye fuck the vector

id use that one instead

[vivid dawn]

Kit after the vector is ass

[stark torrent]

Yeah.....why

Imagien grinding so much to get to a fucking shotgun

https://tenor.com/view/raise-eyebrows-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-seven-bucks-what-gif-26567798

[vivid dawn]

Buckshots and HP slugs

not even flechettes

after the MPX

and last one

Nightmare being the best kit out of those

40 rounder got AP and 60 rounder got CBJ

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

now we wait

For the mad redditor

[stark torrent]

His name is TactiGamer

He called the mp5 a 9mm rifle

Tigz ( and most streamers ) : This game is fun one raid then it turns into shit the next raids , always been like this.

See, if you rush kappa and play this for 24h without sleep

Ofc you gonna get burnt out day 3

Enjoy the next 6 months bro

[soft coral]

Classic streamers

[soft coral]

and then "man this wipe feels so stale they barely added content"

[stark torrent]

for 100k

[soft coral]

Romanian Biznis

soon new e60

wait.

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[stark torrent]

naaaaaaaaah

brooooooooooooooooooooo

you ruined us

we wont be able to buy cheap shit from you

ruined

[dapper grotto]

dude i got my hands on a long mpx its so fucking back

[stark torrent]

simply beautiful

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

cum covered map

It happened

the sex update

[soft coral]

WE!??!! NA MAIKATI

EYYYY

WE RUINED YOU?!

MORTI MATII

ALOOO

i will puncture your tires

[compact knoll]

convert to euro

best currency

[soft coral]

I will convert to islam

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

grac

[frozen olive]

zip it up bro

[soft coral]

Nuh uh

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

Ivan, we're going to be knee deep in cum at this rate

[soft coral]

we already are

wdym

drowning even

[dapper grotto]

streets gives streets provides

[soft coral]

fk streets

[dapper grotto]

its woods with more loot tfym

[soft coral]

do not disrespect woods like that

[dapper grotto]

its not disrespect woods/streets are the best maps in the game

[frozen olive]

remember when you could fit guns in conitainers

[dapper grotto]

imagine the epsilon VSK

[frozen olive]

YEAH

Little Timmy Hachet runner pulling a 9x39 when you turn around

[dapper grotto]

[terse pecan]

man and i'm wondering why a scav has a AK-105 with a nice sight on it

its because it was Santa

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

The modern version of having an M9 up your ass is keeping a Vudu in your prison wallet until you get into your sniping position

[stark torrent]

I used to like these strats tbf, ran a thermal on shoreline for outside , killing most ppl

Then once i go inside i stash rhe shit and put a red dot or smth from my butt

To quest

[dapper grotto]

dear lord i got a val from marked room the recoil

[real solstice]

Helps for when you end up being food for someone's shooter born 2 minutes in

Although we might have more viable scope options this wipe
I've heard good things about the PSO

[dapper grotto]

the spectre and the 1/6 valday are realy nice on new recoil

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-flashback-ratatouille-gif-22876011

Old Valday and PK-06

[frozen olive]

I still don't get how they fuck up scopes every time (they can't code)

[real solstice]

Knee deep in the spaghetti

[frozen olive]

I mean as far as I'm aware it's png's

when i see spt fix em

I go

[real solstice]

I think some are gonna suck no matter what unless they figure out how to simulate shooting with both eyes open

Or fudge the realism to make them look good

Wish they'd give us a slider for where they get mounted on the pic rail

[frozen olive]

Monkey paw finger curls, 50% increase in sight over bore bs

[low raven]

big wins for a 15 minute raid scav on loothouse

and by 15 minute, I mean that's the time that was left

[terse pecan]

man i should do lighthouse scav

factory scav is fun but not very profitable

[dapper grotto]

lighthouse/streets if you want to make money as scav

[terse pecan]

in my last factory scav run i killed a scav that attacked me and a pmc that was juiced

one scav was not even trying to get the loot the guy was just trying to make me survive

i had 2 heavy bleeds and 3 limbs blacked out

[wintry ridge]

Streets is goated

[terse pecan]

i just dropped all my loot and dipped that guy deserved the juice

[wintry ridge]

Low quality let's you play it now

And there's a juicy new room

The Hive lounge

[terse pecan]

i'll probably go light house

[wintry ridge]

Key spawns somewhere fixed

So you can run it on scavs

[terse pecan]

actually i might go streets

for the real money

i love friendly scavs man they're the best

i wish all scavs were like those guys

[frozen olive]

Lighthouse scav tends to be safe

normally

But ther's probably always sweaty streamers camping rocks with mosins

[terse pecan]

i don't normally go lighthouse scav

but the ones that i did

i met some friendly guys

that offered loot

man i need to get a vehicle extract need 2 scav karma

[frozen olive]

Tends to be rather safe since there's plenty of loot for everyone

and plenty of space

Idk how reserve is lately, I always avoid it due sniper wanks

[dapper grotto]

reserve is still good thing is streets/lighthouse have so much high tier loot that reserve just aint realy worth it in comparison

[terse pecan]

imma try streets

but first

pull the shadows to low

[real solstice]

Get better frames by killing everything that moves

[wintry ridge]

Not just that but

Streets and lighthouse have actual extracts

Not camping spot 1.0 and scav wonderland

[soft coral]

damn

new year and the game is still shit

shame

2025 for sure

[rich venture]

Just got two tapped by a TT scav to the back

[dapper grotto]

sanest ivan reaction to a new year

[soft coral]

ty

[tepid nymph]

new year tomorrow

[dapper grotto]

thats in 14min for me

[tepid nymph]

happy early new year ig

7 hours 15 min for me

thats how much more to ny

[dapper grotto]

streets being nice today

[vivid dawn]

Nah man

Thats when GTA6 comes

Tarkov cant compete

[vivid dawn]

Hop on Arena its 2024

[next temple]

The smoothness

it's real

Also happy new year

[next temple]

I fixed the stutter issue by simply editing the paging file

1 min in

died

[tepid nymph]

lets go

[vivid dawn]

Nah my gf fucks me up if i turn on my pc now

[next temple]

2 raids

Got killed in both

Great start of a year

[low raven]

decent lil run

considering I didn't get a backpack

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

lighthouse?

[low raven]

yessir

[wintry ridge]

vpx and sgc make it clear

[low raven]

Least profitable lighthouse run

[wintry ridge]

kinda mid but i got my quest keys

[low raven]

About to loose a scav for it tho

what map?

[wintry ridge]

streets

relaxation room is the new uhh

merin key

3 use tho

[low raven]

My loading loot just went from 89 to 76

[wintry ridge]

someone picked up something

[low raven]

I'm in a dead ahh lobby for sure cuz this shit stuck on awaiting session start

I'm about to load in and look at the timer as it counts down from 5

4 minutes tryna get in

• 6~ cuz I restarted the game, hoping it would fix it

[lament plank]

Where do I get screenshotties

My quest for the Measuring Tape is complete.

[wintry ridge]

its part of this wipe now

had it 6 times now

[lament plank]

I now begin my quest for the three matches

[wintry ridge]

stuck awaiting session start and altf4ing doesnt even fix it anymore

[low raven]

Well, imma stay here until it goes to 15 minutes

at that point it should end on it's own

or I'll just give up

sadge cuz backpack scav on dead hours with a decent rig

could've been 700k easily

[wintry ridge]

lost an avt scav to that

[low raven]

and it ate my scav

but hey, sks backpack scav

that's something

22 fucking minutes

Holy shit I am going to kill something

[wintry ridge]

grind scav rep

just run in with an mp133 and 40k in the ass to shoreline woods and ground zero

all 3 always have the car extract

hit each car like 6 times and thats 3 or 4 rep easy

if its not there you can just reset easy since you only brought in a 20k shotgun to avoid tagged and cursed

[low raven]

yeah that's the plan

but i just got a junk box

so I can't afford to loose money to random mfs not knowing the map so they get lost and find me

Loading loot on a pmc

can't wait to meet 12 other pmcs cuz I went in on the wrong time

[lament plank]

How does matchmaking even work

You can get full servers AND empty servers?

I've been loading up on pretty much everything I can get and just running away like a little bab at gunfire

Back of interchange is my life

[low raven]

bad spawn

got clapped by 7mm scav

[lament plank]

I am a simple man.

Card = Goodbye!

[low raven]

amde a mf waste 55a1 while i was using a pb xD

anything worth it was in my booty cheeks

[wintry ridge]

Pmc lighthouse or what

Is it worth it?

Rogues are easy kills now right?

@low raven

[white void]

the tarkov grind continues

[low raven]

If you know the routes

and you got good time management

know what to pick and what not to

10000%

[wintry ridge]

i pick up shit thats either 10k a slot

or quest items

so like rn im grabbing cigs and wires mainly

[low raven]

6 mins on the extract, gimme a moment

[lament plank]

Hit 1 mil

Soon I will have a little box

And all my greasy garbage will fall into that box

[low raven]

lmao

[low raven]

that's the thing

on lighthouse, if u r doing pmc, u wanna be going for the big money

I'm talking, minimum 30k per slot

my average lighthouse is 400-500k

[white void]

lighthouse

https://imgur.com/a/wk53Dom

[low raven]

with shitty ones being 300 and good ones being upwards to a mil+

Without needing to run for 2 business days between stashes

Light some people do cough cough woods players cough cough

[white void]

woods is still superior

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-22652112

[wintry ridge]

ive died more on woods than lighthouse

[white void]

because you do not embrace the trees

[wintry ridge]

even being a rat and doing the loot runs you do i still dont make cash

[white void]

both villages

is like 1 mill easy

[lament plank]

if you want greasy cheap loot, Interchange cache run.

If you want 3 eons of walking, Shoreline cache run.

If you would rather be playing a hunting game, Woods Cache run.

[white void]

then stashes, army camp

[wintry ridge]

greasy grub

[white void]

money is money for the tarkov pmc

[wintry ridge]

u worm

i'd rather get xp from scav kills and pmcs

being level 30 with 900k is better than being level 9 with 8mil

[low raven]

^

[white void]

I kill plenty of pmcs on woods

i take my time with the game

i enjoy it

[next temple]

I lost almost half my shit due to geared PMCs roaming in ground zero

[white void]

more than rushing lvl 15 in 2 days and then going "Guys, this shit has NO content"

[low raven]

Lmao

true that

[next temple]

I got killed by a streamer

I had enuff

Of tarkov

[white void]

see

if i get lvl 15 in 2 weeks its fine

because then i still have alot of content to do throughout the rest of the wipe

and right now

I'm becoming Simo Hayha in Woods

this PMC is hiding from me after i shot at him from a 2 story window

[wintry ridge]

even the fucked up face

[white void]

He is shooting back

but missing

now i scedaddle as he knows my position

the mosin man strikes again

[low raven]

lmao

Also, llama they fucked up my vpo build 😭

[white void]

I saw, my friend

I was heatbroken

[low raven]

It would've been so good too

[white void]

soooo good

now the rest is just a LL2 right?

[low raven]

Yeah but at this point

packing a punch doesn't mean shit

it's fire rate that does the trick now

[white void]

yeah

[low raven]

mp5 and pp19 are king from what I'm noticing

later on the 9x39 guns are gonna be legendary

[white void]

an aidrop just got dropped right above me

https://imgur.com/a/wk53Dom

I hear lots of footsteps

[low raven]

https://tenor.com/view/god-pray-jesus-christ-sign-of-the-cross-gif-5701179

And I did an any% speedrun

clocking in at a whopping 32 seconds before I died to 338 ap

[wintry ridge]

i tried the .366 one

shit sucks

[low raven]

Ever so slight chance it was a hacker

[white void]

scav just agroed, and it wasn't at me

https://imgur.com/a/wk53Dom

[wintry ridge]

knock it off

[white void]

you knock off

[low raven]

The build I had was goated for early wipe, but with how things are rn, it's pretty much just a waste of money unless you got access to a shit ton of apm

[wintry ridge]

ill knock off rn

[white void]

this guy

[low raven]

Ayo?

Can I record?

[white void]

the fuck

[low raven]

Also, yk what? Enough cbt- I mean tarkov for a day

this shit has made me hurt more mentally than my sprained ankle did physically

And I could barely move my foot up until a couple hours ago

[white void]

whgat the fuck

[wintry ridge]

yeah

its a "sniper" version of the 9a-91

aka it has a fixed stock that cant be folded

same stats tho

[white void]

anyways just chewed this guy's legs up

hit the griddy on him

took his shit

and ratted away

[wintry ridge]

@white void they added that one flashlight

the one on the stalker AKs

or this guys val

just need the front sight to replicate it

[white void]

moment

[wintry ridge]

yeah airdrops arent fir anymore

[white void]

do i uh

try to see if i killed a guy that ran up on me

we both ran out of ammo

not sure if he died or not

or do i skedaddle with what i have

[wintry ridge]

leave

loot>pmc loot

esp early wipe

[white void]

yeah i went back

got shot

i am leaving

wanted the rest of airdrop loot too

but

im fine with this

[wintry ridge]

[white void]

buh bye mr pmc, have a good raid

hes chasing me

If only i could vault OVER THESE FUCKING FENCES

I should be running but this goes hard

[wintry ridge]

post-blowout screenshot

-1

[real solstice]

Tarked One run! All hell is about to break loose aaaAAAAAAAAA

[white void]

COME ONNNNNNN

YES

[white void]

ligma

I ran from fucking scav village

to outskirts, full of loot

when there was like 7 minutes on the timer

if i waited any longer i would not have gotten out

there, is that good enough for you? @wintry ridge

[wintry ridge]

i guess

[white void]

fym i guess

[wintry ridge]

could be better

[white void]

I will kill you

[wintry ridge]

shut up buzz im gonna kill you

[white void]

What

anyways keep the AUG or fuck it off

[wintry ridge]

bye aug

only able to get 10 rnds

worse than an adar for that

[white void]

true

what

[wintry ridge]

new thing

achievements but for items that boost stats

putting high lvl dogtags boosts xp gain

[white void]

trueeeee

Aaaaaand tarkov is down

[wintry ridge]

ez

[white void]

arena time it is

[dapper grotto]

tarkov working for me

[white void]

weird

i've had the error multiple times

[white void]

https://imgur.com/a/wk53Dom

[wintry ridge]

who tf is incharge of eft's servers

they should be executed

on god

the rubber banding is so retarded

cattle prod to whatever fucking shrunken frontal lobe this server tech has

every ai is shooting at me thru the map rn

wtf is this shartass server

[lament plank]

What the heck happens at the end of the timer…?

Do you legitimately get nuked or something?

[white void]

just go MIA

[fierce turret]

broooo what is my ping

now i cant even load into the game

[soft coral]

new year same old shit

god bless

[tepid nymph]

did u get drunk this new years

[lament plank]

Drinking is for with friends…

[tepid nymph]

I'm guessing you didnt drink this year

what about IVAN

[lament plank]

Maybe next year tho

[tepid nymph]

guess what I did

on new years

[lament plank]

Grant us the wisdom

[lament plank]

Tarky reena….

[vivid dawn]

Tacticool

[lament plank]

How dow I access the arena, I have EOD

[vivid dawn]

Install it

Everyone has access since Friday

Its the big fat thing under EFT in the Launcher

[soft coral]

I don't drink

[tepid nymph]

Oh

[tepid nymph]

I guess you didn't celebrate New years aswell

[tepid nymph]

grinding

[wintry ridge]

New year old me

[lament plank]

New Year New Me

After I fix my sleepy schedule

[wintry ridge]

Lying whore

[tepid nymph]

rat rig or thor armor and any rig

[lament plank]

Dw it will take the entire year to fix my sleepy schedule, and a day to break it again

[wintry ridge]

@tepid nymph any armor that has plates and inbuilt protection

It takes less damage and does less blunt damage to you

[wintry ridge]

Uh huh

[vivid dawn]

Bromine isnt much better

[wintry ridge]

bromine. more like brimstone

[tepid nymph]

grinded 160 xp finally

160k I meant

[vivid dawn]

281k after that

[tepid nymph]

how did u know

[vivid dawn]

Cause im playing Bromine

I want that MPX Kit after Bromine cause its sick

[stark torrent]

What a good day to play Tarkov

Opens game

Doesnt work

🤝 best piece of shit game i every played

[pseudo storm]

Time to play Arena

[wintry ridge]

DDR to level skills

love it

when you're on night woods and you see the twig monster scurry across the open snow

[compact knoll]

@lament plank i wanted to watch your stream but its like a 5fps slideshow because of my ethernet

[lament plank]

Had me excited

Thinking Gumbito was on

[vivid dawn]

what an idiot

What has networking to do with the mechanics implemented into the game

[pseudo storm]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[lament plank]

10 minute session start

11 minutes now

Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUST LET ME SCAVVY SCAV

Nikita

I am going to remove the last few hairs from your scalp

Iedy, your scalp hairs are next

[soft coral]

he is already balding

[vivid dawn]

[lament plank]

These servers are dying bro

[vivid dawn]

not the Arena ones though

[rich venture]

Assault has so many sick presets

[stark torrent]

Ye assault has the best shit

[wraith wagon]

is arena worth installing?

[compact knoll]

yes

[wraith wagon]

i got access a few days ago but i havent really heard much

[compact knoll]

you iwll install arena

and YOU WILL ENJOY IT

[wraith wagon]

will i? 🤔

[lament plank]

I only see Arena worth installing if the homies are gonna play it too

[vivid dawn]

[rich venture]

Once I get the 762 mdr class that's all I'm running

[frozen olive]

Do you like Tarkov PvP without having to wait 20 mins for a match or get sniped out of nowhere?

[vivid dawn]

Do you like Tarkov PvP with the change to actualy fire back

[frozen olive]

(and dump 30 rounds into chest armor and die)

[vivid dawn]

bromine vs bromine

i hit his head most of the time and that fucking shield tanks it all

i rather think that kit gets an ammo buff

Cause its ammo is so GARBAGE

and the rest wont last with the new armor system

[vivid dawn]

Yeah ok the Scout Weaver kit is broken thx to its 52 pen ammo

[wraith wagon]

all i want is my 80m headshots 😦

[vivid dawn]

That wasnt a fun Arena hour

Getting matched vs kits with better armor and ammo with Bromine isnt fun

Going Scout or Assault is the real way

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

the junk box dog tag barter isnt complete crap anymore

[stark torrent]

thats actually pog

[dapper grotto]

something is fucky there is to much good stuff and quality of life this patch what is bsg up to

[stark torrent]

When you can find a Scav raid in less than 3 minutes thats when i will wake up

[dapper grotto]

play from 1pm to 7pm thats when it works

[stark torrent]

do u wanna game after i eat smth?

[dapper grotto]

maybe later grinding some quests solo

[stark torrent]

aight good luck 🤝

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[pseudo storm]

68 min

You'd think he take a hint after 15

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

after 10 its pretty much impossible i think

[dapper grotto]

4 shoreline quests in 1 raid

[vivid dawn]

Arena ?

Anyone?

no?

thought so 😦

Sawmill is full of ratting sniper cunts now

if you aint having a good sniper kit,dont you move your ass

like every team had at least 2 sniper kits if not more

We had 3 they had 4

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

both having the smae kit

[terse pecan]

fucking hell

[vivid dawn]

hop on Arena

[dapper grotto]

oh god they moved punisher 4 to lighthouse

[stark torrent]

prob cause the map was pretty dead and not rly played past quests

[real solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1190133440864071774/caption.gif?ex=65a0b123&is=658e3c23&hm=27be77c53c95f4eee8c612a2cbed846dfcb9ccd8f9ee007e00dbd61608b6adf9&

[frozen olive]

Everyone wants to get head eyes by some rogue 300 meters away or do the fun and engaging lightkeeper quests

[vivid dawn]

having shit armor pen is garbage

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

[nimble plaza]

bowl is the worst

[vivid dawn]

Bowl is kinda ok.Yeah sniper towers are annoying but you can easily counter it cause you know where the sniper is

on SAWMILL HOWEVER

[nimble plaza]

not if youre playing scout lmao

[vivid dawn]

those fuckers are worse than Vietnam

[nimble plaza]

i love sawmill as a scout player

[vivid dawn]

We won the round by rushing mid

Easy as is but still if you went out of blind spot for second you were dead

Yeah im going for Weaver next wipe

Is just stronk with its ammo and AK74U

[vivid dawn]

if they even wipe Arena

[real solstice]

Its still in lads!

I found out you could do this 4 wipes ago or something like that

[terse pecan]

they didn't make the carry handle a sight

so you can put sights on there still

i think they didn't count it as a sight because they feared people would put m4 carry handles on AKs and SMGs

[real solstice]

noooo you can't put le cringe m4 carry handle on our based AKs noooooooooo

they'll let you do this though

[stark torrent]

the pocket snoipet

[brittle sinew]

Have people discovered that scopes look better when aiming with the left shoulder?

aiming with the left shoulder pushes the optic closer

[stark torrent]

you right i just tested now

there is no eye relief on left

[brittle sinew]

thanks discord for letting me post a 68mb vid without nitro

[brittle sinew]

it looks roughly like what scopes looked like before the rework

even the 4x pilad scope is useable with this

[stark torrent]

ye i tried it rn , the pilad works so good now its crazy

[brittle sinew]

i really hope they revert scopes back to this

[stark torrent]

[brittle sinew]

found a clip of me using the pilad pre rework, its the same as the bug basically

[stark torrent]

killed a pmc , scav decided he's had enough

armpitted

with a lead slug

[vivid dawn]

[uncut coral]

look at the difference between scoped and unscoped

the blue "fog" just disappears completely

[stark torrent]

the google glasses gletch

[uncut coral]

actually insane

[earnest timber]

We love artificial fog

[frosty basalt]

[low raven]

Floki Loki lookin clean

[low raven]

a tad bit late

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

Me tryna get my scav cuz it has a modded ak with a supressor

[terse pecan]

bro what the fuck are these spawns

thank god my ground zero quests ended

[stark torrent]

yep , spawn in , quickly find cover and wait

[terse pecan]

the most isolated spawn in this map has another spawn 15 steps beside it

[frozen olive]

You need like

6 pMC Max

Lmao

[terse pecan]

this map isn't large enough to house 12 pmcs

that's for sure

you either have to PVP 24/7 or hide

[rich venture]

beginner friendly map by the way

[stark torrent]

WEll PvP is also part of Tarkov learning

IMO coolest thing would have been to start from the Day Terragroup failed and you have to evade teh building and extract , you fight only AI and maybe 2-3 AI PMCs that have Raider AI or shit

Then it unlocks the Ground Zero map as it is now

[real solstice]

Opposing Force style tutorial

[low raven]

I killed a juicer and died to his ppsh friend xD

He shot me in the dick

[earnest timber]

Stomach, Groin

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18w1qhn/my_friends_are_having_fun/

[vivid dawn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18oulkw/arena_exposes_eft_cheating_problem_best_thing/

That was recommended to me

[frozen olive]

Landmark cheats

clearly

[next temple]

Either you get trained by a instructor hired by Terragroup or you get trained by an FSB agent

[lament plank]

He was literally banned at one point

[lament plank]

I thought that was a permanent thing

How'd he get unbanned?

[stark torrent]

BSG duh

he was banned by mistake by the auto thingie , prob cause he gets reported more often than not

[low raven]

?

[brittle sinew]

Oh my days

No wonder I got into a gunfight within a minute

I hope those spawns right next to each other look like that because they're all on different floors

[lament plank]

I cannot wait for Ground Zero to be filled with level 40's with Altyns

The sight will be beautiful to behold

Let's see how this goes

[dapper grotto]

BRUH

[lament plank]

?

[dapper grotto]

guy just killed me on woods

like it aint even a week there is already fuckers with thermals

[lament plank]

oh

OH

Yeah that's tarky for ya

[wintry ridge]

prolly lucky with traders

grind cash with streets and buy the barter shit for the uhh

nerfgun from jaeger

what gun is that tho

that mag looks weird

[dapper grotto]

SR25 with the new 25 round mag

[wintry ridge]

dope

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/WF-MzpCZuc4?si=K1sh8tZJAZruY1NX

[lament plank]

Arena is fucking sucking so far

I tried being funny with a TOZ but it was just pure pain, everyone else is rocking AK's and actual shotties

Then I swapped to an AK of my own... But it's a .366 TKM one...

[wintry ridge]

fucking n sucking arena gameplay

[upbeat lark]

formerly chucks

[lament plank]

I have unironically

Had more success with a .366 than a Vepr

@crystal musk Doodle_Samurai is my name

[white void]

@stark torrent @soft coral Guess what i just found on woods from 2 pmcs calling me a pussy rat thats dogshit?

[wintry ridge]

the iedy kit

still annoyed the tac30 is barter locked

i just wanna pay 60k for a magnified scope

[white void]

yes

[real solstice]

AP-M removed from traders
Its over for the rat-rod 😔

I wonder if they'll ever add more civilian stuff

• VPO-208 (.366 SKS)
• Anything in 9.6x53 Lancaster

I need a wood furniture SVD 😩

[upbeat lark]

No wayyyy wtf

[frosty basalt]

Arena balancing is awful lol

And nobody fucking using the radio what’s with that lmao

I made multiple attempts to work with my teammates

[upbeat lark]

arena sucks in soloq

[frosty basalt]

It’s like they don’t know prox chat or radio keybind

[real solstice]

Radio is just bad and it makes an obnoxious noise for everyone when used

[upbeat lark]

arena has been fun because i can run around spamming taunts and head eyes people

Tarkov just feels bad with lvl 1 skills though

[real solstice]

• I start a new tree
• I hate the kits
• I start a new tree
• I hate the kits
• I start a

[upbeat lark]

I've had a lot of fun with SMG kits but thats about it

I just want to use the AS VAL tbh

[upbeat lark]

But yeah, I totally get what ur saying

Especially this

This is whats really annoying

The XP should accumulate as a resource and you should be able to spend it on a kit to unlock it

[real solstice]

[vivid dawn]

Or EXP contribute to all kits of the treeand using the one in line gives xtra to the next one

[real solstice]

I love how Bunker is overrated with ARP because they probably consider the half durability helmet to be a benefit rather than a hindrance

[upbeat lark]

Anything is better than the current system tbh

[real solstice]

just copy warthunder more
You play a kit in a tier and chose which kit you want to earn xp for

[vivid dawn]

Well its unfinished anyway because i think in Ranked you will only be able to use ARP Kits

Just because they are zo lazy to balance it all

[real solstice]

when you spend 30 hours grinding for a tier 5 kit (yay, finally half decent ammo and ears!)

[vivid dawn]

Bromine has no headset

That annoys me the most

Cavalier after that is so much better

[real solstice]

Most of the CQB kits dont iirc

[vivid dawn]

180k til cavalier

[real solstice]

[vivid dawn]

Assault and Scout are best trees

Nothing can change my mind

[real solstice]

I'm kind of waiting on casual
comp hasn't been nearly as fun solo

[vivid dawn]

Weaver with the AKSU74 and its BS Ammo

[real solstice]

fuk that kit

[vivid dawn]

PvE Mode will be fun hopefully

[real solstice]

I hope
But tarkov AI

Solarint did some cool shit with the [forbidden mod]
not saying BSG is anywhere near to getting that kind of stuff done though

[vivid dawn]

I need to reinstall that

Is it on the new update already?

[real solstice]

The chad bots will jump around corners

no idea

[terse pecan]

new wipe is sick

[real solstice]

I wish I wasnt so fucking tired
had 4 coffees and a nap today and I still don't feel like i have much energy

[vivid dawn]

They should pull a CS2 overall

I gotta go to work in 10 minutes

[real solstice]

[wintry ridge]

like uhh

[terse pecan]

and i gotta leave my home now

[wintry ridge]

silver eagles or whatever

[real solstice]

Still on break for a few more days

I start college again next monday

[wintry ridge]

nice

[vivid dawn]

Same for my gf

[real solstice]

the virgin streamer vs the chad no FOMO haver (plays whenever the fuck they want to and for however long)

[vivid dawn]

But we had floodings here the Christmas weekend and that means i have more work than i want to

[real solstice]

😔

[lament plank]

Arena's alright but tbh the fact that I can't tell the snipers (my teammates camping on that fucking tower) on Bowl that their families are disappointed in them after I die is a very big negative from me

Tried using radio, tried using VOIP, can't communicate beyond the dead to my teammates, 0/10

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent damn you weren't lying

Woods loot really is nice

Might just be early wipe tho since every map is giving me a billion gp coins and chains

[white void]

we've said this for a long time

woods is simply superior

[wintry ridge]

Mmmm

Still worse that streets for the dopamine of sniping a dudes skull clean off

Woods I barely see anyone

[white void]

thats another + about it

[vivid dawn]

I love how you magicaly can see who kills who but you cant have Markers on Teammates

That killed me multiple times cause i could only see my enemies head

[wintry ridge]

real

night woods is fun but idk

snow makes it a lil more dangerous because theres good contrast between you and the snow

[stark torrent]

Streets cabinets and duffle bags and toolboxes are also really good early wipe , @dapper grotto showed me how crazy it is

You loot 2 buildings , get full cause there are 15 dufflebags , and 35 cabinets and leave

[vivid dawn]

Early Tarkov Residents

Go to work

Without regrets

Lafufu

[wintry ridge]

yep

hit 35 cabinets and get 20 keys that go for like

40k each

some 400k since theyre early quests

[junior inlet]

Woods is the superior map

[soft coral]

Yes.

[junior inlet]

It's just been factual for awhile now

[soft coral]

I've been saying this for years

ever since I started playing

for 2k hours

ive been saying that

[junior inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sharkboy-lavagirl-im-free-free-freedom-gif-27359921

[soft coral]

farewell

[digital remnant]

finally remembered my email for my account after not playing these past couple of wipes game feels great i'm sure streets probably still runs like ass for me though

[stark torrent]

seems the item case is super cheap rn

[wintry ridge]

Uh huh

I'll prebuy the stuff for it I guess

[junior inlet]

So yeah ||new recoil kinda fucks||

[compact knoll]

i have a mixed opinion

its way better than before

but now 90% are headshots

[junior inlet]

We're def gonna see more changes on it but I'll take this over the shit they had before

[frozen olive]

Aren't otholscopes like 200k per or smth

I remember them being horribly rare

[junior inlet]

Honestly I might try Arena sometime Just to see if its dog or not

[upper crescent]

they aren't that rare anymore

[low raven]

yay hacker

[junior inlet]

"Wouldn't be tarkov"

[low raven]

real

didn't even loose much

just a pl15

but sadge, a fav gun of mine

[junior inlet]

I feel armor is gonna be the thing I get sad losing the most this wipe

[low raven]

I just found the 60 rounder for the mechanic quest

holy shit what a run

[frozen olive]

Btw

[low raven]

ye?

[frozen olive]

You guys seen the plate/armor damage vid?

[low raven]

No?

Send

[frozen olive]

If something doesnt pen a plate its 0 dmg

Sec

[low raven]

Oh yeah

i noticed

I did a run where someone mag dumped me, my chest was completely fine, only the plate was damaged

[frozen olive]

https://youtu.be/XGJck0jtyns?si=xH-uy0FQ70PH4klH

[low raven]

ther's different plates too tho

60 rounder

[low raven]

Hey does anyone have an aug?

idk if I can put stanag mags in it

I have plenty but I don't wanna buy an aug only to find out they can no longer be used with it

[vivid dawn]

Yes.Source: trust me bro

I dont know

Dont trust me

[low raven]

can't sadly enough