#💣tarkov-released

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stark torrent
abstract lake
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There are achievements now?

stark torrent
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Yes

white void
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what a nice fellow

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i hope his family has a nice new years

wintry ridge
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@white void i found the funniest shit to do

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kill one person in a duo

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and just scurry off

stark torrent
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I mean

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If you know you cant loot the guy and the other is hiding in a rat hole

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Thats the best thing u can do

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At least u know his friend will be there until 5 minutes left

wintry ridge
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yeah I just popped one and ran away after making a ton of noise in some obvious spot that would have sight of the body

real solstice
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Very impressive!
only 35 hours clueless

abstract lake
frozen olive
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50% Surv rate but 8 KD/D

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Probably radar

vivid dawn
vivid dawn
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that fucking M4 kit ruins me every match its in

deft rover
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Bruh I can't get anywhere near the damn grenade launcher. BSG screwed me when they reset it the other day, all I needed was one more kill. I keep spawning the opposite side of the map from it and anytime I try to get there some bullshit stuff occurs

tepid nymph
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no eod?

deft rover
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And apparently people can spawn in the grenade launcher building. I spawned directly next to it for once, ran in and was gunned down inches from getting the quest done. Genius bsg, genius

deft rover
vivid dawn
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"Bruh I can't get anywhere near the damn grenade launcher."

deft rover
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The GL is on ground zero in the I forget the name of the building but the front is crescent shaped / a quarter circle

vivid dawn
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figured its on Ground Zero but the location would be nice.But eh occupied with Arena

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fuck EFT KekSkew

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Would be cool if they spawn Grenade Launchers there aswell instead of that shitty SVD on some maps

deft rover
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It's an emplaced one that you need to visit for a quest. So spawning someone in the same room as it is pretty fucked up considering how many people have been camping it

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Literally can't get to Debut without it

vivid dawn
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i know its an emplacement,thats why its rather uninteresting

deft rover
vivid dawn
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i love the random mines in buildings

deft rover
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Spawned in 3 or 4 of the fusion building and was in there in less than 30 seconds of the match starting so it wasn't like he ran in before me

vivid dawn
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more crying kekl

deft rover
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I had some funky shit earlier due to desync probably. Shoot a guy in his fleshy face at close range, watch his head move back, he still is shooting me and manages to kill me. Check the damage 116 to armor and 34 to body

vivid dawn
vivid dawn
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spdngijgnkdnjhkdfhdh

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@stark torrent

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Soon

deft rover
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Ran into a guy who spawned in there after spawning in that spot again. He was cool and let me touch the gl and I showed him the machine gun.

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Both went our separate ways without killing each other. I am so happy to be done with that quest

vivid dawn
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swimming in dat money

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lol last 2 left in the last round

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and both got nothigng xD

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we came a long way

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1.0 will be achieved soon

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Shouldi be an Tarkov Arena streamer ? xD

vivid dawn
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Was mentioned today earlier,but nice refresher

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already forgot about it

vestal dew
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am i the only one not able to find a single match?

vivid dawn
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😭

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Bro is mine now

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Bromine costs just 139k

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Kit is good aside the armor pen ofc

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first round bromine

wintry ridge
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@white void are you a dumb arena bitch or a questing guy

white void
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Im enjoying both in moderation

wintry ridge
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ok so ur a purist bitch

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fence sitter

white void
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what?

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I play the game

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you should do the same instead of saying random shit in a tarkov channel

frozen olive
wintry ridge
earnest timber
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Soyjacking over a map but crying about armor rework

wintry ridge
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"armor is weird, recoil is weird, but these tiny barely noticable features are so pog!!!"

earnest timber
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We really are creatures of comfort

wintry ridge
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i only know this lil guy

frozen olive
vivid dawn
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Fight me

wintry ridge
vivid dawn
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Fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

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Sorry

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Random hiccup

wintry ridge
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yeah anyways

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what kit u at

vivid dawn
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Tradução: Para viver nas regras de deus. Tudo que me disserem...que a bíblia fala eu farei.Ando nos corredores da escola com meu anel da pureza.diferente daquelas garotas tenho minha moral em dia.Foi fácil até arrumar um namorado. Perdoem meu francês, mas ele é lindo pra caramba.Eu fiz um pacto de manter meu hímen intacto. Jesus e eu estamos a...

▶ Play video
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Ive freshly got Bromine

wintry ridge
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u old man

vivid dawn
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I cannot endure that if they wipe it

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Next time i go assault

wintry ridge
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mind

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they'll prolly adjust kits with arena wipe

vivid dawn
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Next time i go Scout

wintry ridge
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maybe new guns or whatever

vivid dawn
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Yeah more kits in between

wintry ridge
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just pick whatever leads into a nice .308 or 5.56 gun

vivid dawn
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Scout KekSkew

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Assault KekSkew

deft rover
vivid dawn
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Arena whore

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ah fucking flashlights

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people found out how to use them

white void
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yippee moment

stark torrent
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@earnest timber yoo congrats on winning 2nd place

earnest timber
white void
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what'd you win second place in

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I must know

earnest timber
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For the "good ammo" picture and my animation

white void
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based

vivid dawn
stark torrent
vivid dawn
wintry ridge
little flame
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killed a 4 man

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anyone else having trouble scavving? usually takes 15-20 min rn

little flame
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ahh

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bummer

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gotten so many tasks done today because i found tarcone 206 and shit early

earnest timber
compact knoll
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@earnest timber saw you won in the event, congrats

wintry ridge
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New Twitter is so ass

earnest timber
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These are whats featured

frozen olive
white void
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based as fuck animation my guy

wintry ridge
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level 15 here we come

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"we"

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@stark torrent what level are ya

white void
wintry ridge
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lawl

next temple
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I saw level 36 mf's already

vivid dawn
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Im lvl 18

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In Arena kekw clueless

next temple
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I will try to enable XMP just to see if it helps with tarkov perf

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probably that fuckign up my PC

earnest timber
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XMP is unstable for me

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games keeps crashing

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and i'm not tech savvy enough to mess with voltages and all

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last time i tried with some tutorials i fried my CPU

earnest timber
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I grazed a flame in Ground Zero and instantly died

next temple
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Ok I may try fiddling with Virtual memory settings

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Cause My friend has 16 gigs and tarkov is running completely smooth

earnest timber
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It doesn't hurt to add 16

next temple
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Y'know what

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I will check whether my local PC store is working rn

earnest timber
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Make sure you allocate it on an SSD

next temple
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I only have 2 ram slots, so I will likely just get 2 sticks of 16gbs of DDR4

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Jesus fuck there is a single stick for 32 gigs

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I can combo it with one of my 8gb sticks to get 40 gigs of ram

earnest timber
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It's better to have 32gb in 2-sticks (Dual Channel) for best performance

next temple
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this should work...

stark torrent
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sadly today i had to touch grass ( literally )

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but i made a coffee and will pull an all nighter probably

stark torrent
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and what cpu do u have

next temple
stark torrent
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ah ye its ok , intels iirc dont run at 3200 anyway

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unless you have one of those top motherboards

wintry ridge
dapper grotto
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scav q is fucked again yeshoney

compact knoll
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i have assended

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after 2.500 hours

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i will no longer play tarkov

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time for tarkov arena

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the fun part without the boring part

stark torrent
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i like the cabinet simulator

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press F to win

dapper grotto
compact knoll
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in what world is that good

dapper grotto
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in the compium mines of idiots who like old recoil and every clunky bad mechanic this game has KekSkew

compact knoll
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i honestly think the new recoil too shit

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its way better

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but its too cod

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ti should be like this on top

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uhh

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whats the word

white void
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would rather have cod recoil than have it be as if a baby is shooting a barrett M82 for every gun's recoil

stark torrent
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yeah tbf true , also using the same gun on everyone

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every mutant looking the same

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every rd lookng the same

compact knoll
stark torrent
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every m4 with the same two grips and stocks

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etc

white void
stark torrent
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also , i tried some other guns , the vssk stock imo is not great

compact knoll
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new recoil gives way more variety

white void
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not just the same 5 guns every wipe

compact knoll
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but now 90% of my friends deaths

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are headshots

stark torrent
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it still jumps left to right too much for my liking

frosty basalt
white void
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people will build guns for the sake of the guns looking good

frosty basalt
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Short barrel guns will be good

stark torrent
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recoil rn looks CoD because everyone uses the smgs

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those got nerfed by not having any decent ammo available anymore

white void
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i just can't wait to be able to fully kit out some Krinks and 74Ms, and AKMs

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for them to simply look cool

frozen olive
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as always

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Drip > Meta

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Fashion Souls stands true PeekCat

vivid dawn
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Yeah playing the Bromine in Arena now and i notice theres a lot of recoil if you keep firing for longer

white void
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now i can go "oooh, that part is kinda drippy" instead of, Right, time to search the best meta low recoil build for ___ (Insert RD704, M4, Mutant build here)

stark torrent
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You use a 400k m4 because you are a meta slave

I use a vietnam m4 because i am an enjoyer

We are not the same

white void
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That's gonna be one of my first flea market builds aswell

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M16 with an M203 because THUNK

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also side note

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Arena is based Chadge

compact knoll
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add

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patches

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for armour

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custom ones

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as well

frozen olive
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uhhhh

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probably delete that

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as you know, n o russian hating or politics

low raven
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how is that either, am I missing something?

compact knoll
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its a patch

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nothing wrong with it

white void
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Still want my wooden parts for the SVD to gimme that proper Dragunov look

dapper grotto
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snow on streets is verynice

frozen olive
compact knoll
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is there snow in arena?

frozen olive
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and saying "it's just an image"

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XD

lyric cairn
white void
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correct

frozen olive
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lmao

white void
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"There's a complete overhaul to Shoreline which again I can't comment on because I've not had any quests there yet so I've got no reason to go there"

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Truest sentence i've heard in a while

frozen olive
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Shoreline? you mean

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SNORELINE

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Hacker Haeven

stark torrent
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SVD is the wooden stocked , the one we have is SVDS ( folden stock )

white void
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Si senior

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even if they didn't add just the normal svd

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just give me the fucking parts

frozen olive
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I want more wood grips for pistols

white void
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ill make it myself

frozen olive
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personally

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the one for the Sig slaps

dapper grotto
stark torrent
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i want to play Tarkov but i have no stash space

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Time to unalive myself ?

dapper grotto
frozen olive
stark torrent
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stash space you pepeg

frozen olive
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SmugEos time to delete your photos of a loved one

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XD

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just throw kits at the wall

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Go Labs

jovial plover
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Hi all

As I'm new in the Tarkov community I'm looking for someone who could help me with getting into this game. So if you speak in Polish or English and want to play the game and have fun and show me how the game works you can leave a reaction under this post or DM me. I will appreciate all the help. If I need to say something about myself I'm Daniel I'm 21 yo and I have around 40 hours in Tarkov I can play the game in the evenings or at weekends.

stark torrent
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yo @dapper grotto wanna gaming

dapper grotto
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let the head eyes begin

rich venture
vivid dawn
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i think i do a scav run and after that i just play more Arena

dapper grotto
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imagine getting into a raid as a scav KekSkew

vivid dawn
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iirc i need that Armor for a quest

stark torrent
vivid dawn
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im not even finding a match

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not even on Factory

frozen olive
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Waow

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I have the launcher downloaded

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but I'm waiting

vivid dawn
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im waiting for someone to support my Arena addiction x.x

frozen olive
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Wdym

vivid dawn
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i need support

dapper grotto
frozen olive
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XD

vivid dawn
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yeeee

frozen olive
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Doon't look at me I don't have arena, and I have the tactical acumen of a grandpa

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and reflexe

vivid dawn
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like normal fucking tarkov just frustrates and Arena gives me exactly the gunplay i want

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  • im actualy good at it kekl
nimble plaza
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everyone is so ass at arena somehow

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maybe its bc my elo is ridiculously low but like half the teammates and enemies look like theyve never even played tarkov before

vivid dawn
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im slapping

frozen olive
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Normally it's because people sprint and dump a mag

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instead of playing smart

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or they don't know the spot to wait fo rthe easy kills when someone is rushing

vivid dawn
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just git gud

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i got my KD from 0.69 up to

compact knoll
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because i got good kit

stark torrent
next temple
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I MAY have fixed the 16 gig ram hole

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I needed to fiddle about with the paging file size

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Gon test it as a scav on ground zero

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(I swear to fuck if it works)

frosty basalt
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You should also get ISLC memory cleaner tbh

next temple
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It fucking worked

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Game ran completely smooth

dapper grotto
next temple
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some loot i got from the scav run at ground zero

real solstice
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Still mad about that time I ate an entire sugar while trying to list it on the flea market

stark torrent
real solstice
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Yummy yummy 300k in my tummy

dapper grotto
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new scope is looking nice ngl hmm

compact knoll
abstract lake
dapper grotto
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i mean its clean and usable that what i care about

terse pecan
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man being back in woods feels so good

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i actually have money now

leaden shadow
compact knoll
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@stark torrent surely this guy isnt using aimbot

earnest timber
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Some Arena players have 0 spatial awareness

real solstice
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I've had some embarrassing deaths because I haven't had a single kit with ears yet

brittle sinew
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holy shit did they remove the background fog?

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I can see so far now oml

terse pecan
leaden shadow
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The bullshit rounds suck

brittle sinew
compact knoll
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@stark torrent there is an interesting bug in arena

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your screen just goes black

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there is still interface

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and you can see the scope dot

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you can only fix it by alt f4 rejoining

stark torrent
real solstice
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I had to reinstall arena on a different drive but now it's letting me in

real solstice
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homeboy is gonna get toasted with how little that armor covers in .14

fallen cloak
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server pooping rn?

real solstice
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not that i can tell

velvet axle
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Add MCX Spear
Make the Ammo straight up Worse than M61

real solstice
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isn't it supposed to be an intermediate between 5.56 and 7.62 nato tho

stark torrent
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HONESTLY, m61 is overkill 80% of the time

real solstice
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irl atleast

stark torrent
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Sig stats on the Hybrid bullet are insane tho

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the main bullet for 7.62x51 NATO was m80 and the Hybrid 6.8 is better

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thats enough

real solstice
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hybrid gets a muzzle velocity advantage over M61

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M61 is 4000 million trillion dollars a shot

velvet axle
real solstice
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18 NAKED SCAVS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

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-waits until last second to chose kit
-probably the cunt with the pistol kit
-get friendly fired on first round
-Someone ragequits

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If you take longer than 30 seconds to pick your kit, you should be banned for life.

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They should show in game who's taking so long so I can friendly fire them every round

frosty basalt
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And the host of ammos fit for class 4-5 that were removed from traders

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I hope you’re joking bro lmao cuz otherwise this is a clueless moment

real solstice
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holy shit this helmet is awful
half durability and you can't hear people running up directly next to you

stark torrent
charred frost
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tarkov duo anyone?

fallen cloak
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2nd day of trying to get jaeger letter

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i have been unsucessful

fallen cloak
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nobody needs 30 seconds to pick a kit when theres no point in giving it much thought

real solstice
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Kit decisions:

wintry ridge
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Altyn vs rys t

white void
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new visual glitch

dapper grotto
wintry ridge
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no fingers

white void
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"How are we boys?"

"awwwww not fuckin bad ey"

"I wanna FUCKING kill myself"

"Feel that brotha"

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Average OCE lobby

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never change

tepid nymph
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arena scout HAS TO BE PATCHED

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game is so ass that when I forgot to pick a kit, I got the free pistol one, not the one I play as the most

white void
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simply pick a kit

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ez

wintry ridge
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you moron

white void
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gives you a minute 20

wintry ridge
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you have a minute 30 to pick a kit

white void
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ah, minute 30

wintry ridge
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yep

white void
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even longer

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simply choose a kit

wintry ridge
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90 seconds to choose a kit

white void
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dumbass

wintry ridge
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"game sucks because im a lazy bastard and I cant be bothered to tab in and check if im in the game yet"

wintry ridge
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stupid goober

tepid nymph
white void
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Skill issue

white void
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tab in

tepid nymph
white void
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You wish

tepid nymph
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no I dont wish

white void
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then why'd you say fuck you

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fucking goober

tepid nymph
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as an insult

white void
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goober alert

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this goofy mf can't tab back in kekpoint

wintry ridge
tepid nymph
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cuz it doesnt give a sound

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lol

white void
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So simply tab in every minute

tepid nymph
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I am multitasking

white void
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Sounds like a skill issue

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goober

tepid nymph
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how is that a skill issue

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skill issue is when you cant aim or some shit

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while playing the game, not while matchmaking

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toxic bitch

wintry ridge
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skill issue

wintry ridge
tepid nymph
wintry ridge
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i am

tepid nymph
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If only

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"sarcasm" exists

white void
tepid nymph
white void
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why u mad

tepid nymph
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I wasnt

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I just explained an issue of the game

white void
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an issue that was entirely your fault

tepid nymph
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nope, they could have implemented that feature

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It just sucks you cant change loadouts mid game

white void
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skill issue

tepid nymph
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Developer issue

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dont gotta be so toxic lol

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but a bit more understanding

tepid nymph
real solstice
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Giving kits half durability kivers is developer trolling

white void
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lowest value woods run

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Went in with a shitty saiga 12 btw

wintry ridge
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wtttttf

white void
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only went to the scav camp amd dead man's place

wintry ridge
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90k total profit

white void
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i just took what i found

wintry ridge
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lol

white void
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nuh uh

nimble plaza
wintry ridge
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the most mid loot run

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one quest item

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and an oscope

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thats about it

white void
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i legit hit like 4 boxes

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and got all of that

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it's ok for hitting 4 things and leaving

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and listen i understand its not up to your 2000 hour no lifing lvl 15 hour 4 mindset but it's decent

wintry ridge
wintry ridge
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piss bottles are loot

white void
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you're a piss bottle

tepid nymph
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if I hit a teammate in arena and they kill me, do they still lose xp and cash

tepid nymph
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dead chat

real solstice
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The Europeans will be awake in a bit to answer your question

wintry ridge
nimble plaza
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4700*

tepid nymph
wintry ridge
tepid nymph
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Ok

wintry ridge
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this game runs like shit wtf

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190 ping

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on 60 ping servers

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hello????

lyric cairn
tepid nymph
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Is he just taking a break or what

real solstice
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Tarkov chat dies if someone isn't told to kill themselves atleast once every 12 hours

lyric cairn
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I think he's just actually enjoying his time on this planet rather than being addicted to Tarkov and not being sure if he enjoys it or not

real solstice
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Tarkov is like black tar heroin spiked with fentanyl

Best enjoyed in moderation

lyric cairn
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For sure. One taste and I'm gonna be walking around at work going "bRo I lOoTeD rAiDeRs TwIcE lAsT nIgHt" and have the stressed-to-the-gills legal assistant look at me like I'm the dumbest person on earth (I am)

real solstice
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All head eyes no survived makes Jack a tilted boy

digital remnant
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I hope support gets back to me soon can't believe my dumb ass forgot which email I used

soft coral
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but its early wipe

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I will allow it

white void
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yes it's low value

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but it's also early wipe

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and woods provides based on your needs

soft coral
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woods never provided me with bitches

white void
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Sometimes however, it provides 7.62x54R LPS striaght to your cranium

white void
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but who needs bitches when you have mosin

soft coral
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bye

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I go shop

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to return headphones

white void
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Buh bye ivan

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but also alo ivan

stark torrent
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Open Tarkov

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:

white void
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Close tarkov

stark torrent
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The good ending

soft coral
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we did it

soft coral
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@stark torrent THEY HAVE WEDDING

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ALLOOO

white void
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oh no

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the gypsies have a wedding

soft coral
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I hear the music as soon as I stepped out of the door

stark torrent
white void
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Ivan is going to commit crimes against humanity again

stark torrent
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nah that is just the pre new year party

soft coral
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maybe idk

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maybe both

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god forbid

frozen olive
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Ivan put down the molotov

white void
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Ivan

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do not

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Do not fire bomb the gypsies

soft coral
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I AM READYYYYY

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WHERE ARE THEY

white void
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Do not give them 7.62x54R LPS as a gift

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ivan do not

soft coral
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AAAAA

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MAIKAVI MRUSNA

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CIGANSKA

white void
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IVAN

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DO NOT FIRE BOMB THEM

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DO NOT

soft coral
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I resisted

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since im in the car with dad

white void
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(this time TROLLED )

soft coral
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we go to shop

vivid dawn
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Cards against Ivan

soft coral
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Yes this time

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I dont promise anything next time

white void
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fire bomb them next time alhumdulillah

soft coral
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I do not like these creatures

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with all due respect

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they are very disrespectful to Bulgarians

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they are racist themselves

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so we are racist back

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balanced

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iedy can confirm

vivid dawn
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I did not know that Stop signs look the same everywhere

soft coral
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Fam its a stop sign

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what else do you want it to say

wintry ridge
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smoothest brain ever

soft coral
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MURDAI SUGI PULA MORTI MATII

vivid dawn
soft coral
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NEIN

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okay boys

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they replaced the headphones

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they both work

wintry ridge
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cool

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good to hear vlad

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why are you in tarkov chat anyways

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i thought u hated this game and quit

soft coral
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i am not playing yes

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doesn't mean I wont stay here

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and shit on the game

real solstice
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I'm gonna roll up to Nikita's funeral just to talk shit about his game

soft coral
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I will piss on his grave

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МАЙКАТИ ДЕБЕЛ СЛОН

wintry ridge
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lotta hatred from you over some video game

soft coral
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Ofc

wintry ridge
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classic romanian behavior

soft coral
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Classic racist behavior

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I blame the country not myself

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like a true balkan

wintry ridge
real solstice
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Steal the copper wire out of all the BSG computers

soft coral
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Yes

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we sell for good price

real solstice
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Found in Raid

soft coral
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streets Aalooo

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sçav sniper on the roof

real solstice
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Streets of Bulgaria

earnest timber
stark torrent
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in that very room with that window

white void
vivid dawn
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i should stop watching his Garbage

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"ohhh i took 1 damage to my plate look at that"

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ARMS BLACKED OUT

soft coral
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ali

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alo

vivid dawn
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uhhh fancy

soft coral
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270 leva

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alo

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first pair didnt work

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MORTI MATII

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PEDALI MRUSNI

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VASHTA MAMA

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in game ofc

soft coral
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needs key

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1 use

stark torrent
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Lvndmark kinda crying rn

It's much harder to outskill ppl now that guns have no recoil

soft coral
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No shit

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his ego is hurt

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thats why

stark torrent
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Honestly, i dont think so , because positioning and angles are still kings in pvp

soft coral
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he cant w shift people with OP gear

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suffer bozomark

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SUFFER

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ALOOOO

stark torrent
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Pretty much , because he cant W shift into the open anymore , where a timmy with a pp19 can spray the shit out of him now

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How about you dont stay in his crosshair kek

soft coral
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BULGARIA ENTERS WATER AND AIR SCHENGEN

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ALOOOOO

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NEWSSSS

stark torrent
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We did it , a rakia to us Ivan

soft coral
stark torrent
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Romania and Bulgaria once again carrying East Europe

soft coral
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💪💪💪💪💪IN PULA CU SATELITUUUU MORTII MATIII 🇷🇴
МАЙКА ВИ ДА ИБА ВЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЯЖТЕ МИ ХУЯЯЯ 🇧🇬

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WTF IS A STABLE GOVERNMENT

soft coral
stark torrent
soft coral
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salut

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I wouldn't want to meet a romanian irl

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except iedy

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he is exception

stark torrent
soft coral
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🤝

stark torrent
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Bulgarian girls are nice until they start saying Dobirde chukura pishka cocoshka cetere ALO , then its over

soft coral
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nah then you die

stark torrent
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Then you go cook

soft coral
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you go guy her new iphone

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and gucci clothes

stark torrent
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literally gibberish

soft coral
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yes

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"Good , dick , penis(childish word for dick) , chicken , four , alo"

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truly poetic

soft coral
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Боли ме хуя

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❤️

wintry ridge
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like armor wasnt just 1 big hp pool before????

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oh yes it went down 4 durability, that means i got shot in the armor

vivid dawn
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kekl yeah and in the meanwhile he got hit in the arms,legs and head

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Also it doesnt cover everything obviously

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it has a hitbox now that isnt magicaly covering more than it should

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This was the best Tarkov patch ever fixing so much shit

real solstice
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Time for my daily dose of tarkov streamer slop

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Deadly is cool tho

compact knoll
soft coral
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its means I dont care

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not literally

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another saying for I don't care is

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Дреме ми на хуя

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"it sleeps on my dick"

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rather naps

low raven
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big moni

wintry ridge
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this is what @white void ur loot haul shoulda looked like

low raven
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this is very very mid loot

earnest timber
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I'm glad that level 5-6 plates are found in raid only

tepid nymph
low raven
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I'm extracting early cuz bolts and nuts

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On loothouse

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some dumbass playerscav shot at a rogue

soft coral
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are you retarded

low raven
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and now I'm stuck at the back, not bothering to go around them

low raven
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oh u ain't talking to me

tepid nymph
soft coral
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I"m legit not playing

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game is uninstalled

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I'm still playing MC

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I'm just here to talk about random stuff

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and shit on the game

tepid nymph
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I didn't know thay

low raven
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LMAO

tepid nymph
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That

soft coral
low raven
tepid nymph
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Cuz ppl be saying u left eft for mc

low raven
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recoil has been actually fixed

tepid nymph
low raven
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hit reg is better than ever

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Nice

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I wanna get it but

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35 bucks

tepid nymph
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It's mostly eod players

soft coral
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well idc

low raven
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I'll wait for when they make it 350

soft coral
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it can be good

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idc

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I'm not playing

tepid nymph
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Arena?

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Or wipe

low raven
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both probably

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he trully escaped tarkov

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Good for him,

white void
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Gumbo

tepid nymph
white void
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If my newbie friends ask about if there's friendly fire in eft

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should i blast them in the face with 12g

low raven
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obviously

white void
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bet

low raven
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say "lemme test it real quick"

white void
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true

soft coral
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I will not play.

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I will resist

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god is with me

tepid nymph
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Why u leave eft though

soft coral
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cuz game trash

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minecraft more fun

low raven
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DON'T COME BACK PLEASE

white void
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also gumbo

low raven
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YOU ESCAPED

soft coral
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I don't plan on

white void
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what lvl u

low raven
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Yeah?

tepid nymph
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Don't u have like 5k hours in eft

soft coral
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I have 2k

low raven
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8

white void
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true

soft coral
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a little over 2000

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so

low raven
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haven't been playing that much

white void
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im about the same i think

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its either 8 or 7

tepid nymph
soft coral
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I have every right to shit on the game

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and I Will

earnest timber
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I don't know, the recoil and armor rework and vaulting made the game 100x more fun

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at least for me

tepid nymph
soft coral
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idk I enjoy minecraft way more

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than this mess

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so I play MC

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I make cute houses

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I make stuff

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Life good

low raven
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I gotta take a shit but I got a sprained ankle, and this shit hurts

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both shits hurt

earnest timber
low raven
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well, not really but yk

soft coral
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me rn

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sadly still racist tho

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cant fix it all

tepid nymph
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Minecraft w mods or no

low raven
white void
soft coral
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well

white void
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I would be sad if i wasn't racist

soft coral
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sadly for the server

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I'm still racist outside of the server

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irl

low raven
soft coral
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here is not allowed

white void
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Depressed mfs when they learn about being racist on the internet:

soft coral
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outside tho

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nobody can stop me

earnest timber
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Being racists to each other builds strong friendships

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as a joke

soft coral
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yes

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I've made a couple of friends because of racism actually

low raven
earnest timber
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You get to learn each other's culture and stuff

low raven
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and kill a mf for them if you have to

low raven
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That's true friendship right there

soft coral
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I learn about other cultures so I can be racist with factual information

low raven
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that 120 stack of igolnic be hitting different

tepid nymph
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Who was that guy on Ivan's pfp

low raven
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Like they them pussy

soft coral
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which guy

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wait wiat

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who?

earnest timber
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You mean Ivan himself?

soft coral
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you mean me?

tepid nymph
soft coral
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THATS ME

low raven
soft coral
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YOU FUCKING DINGUS

low raven
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Oh

earnest timber
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Make a picture of you flipping him off lol

low raven
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rame

soft coral
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bet

tepid nymph
low raven
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use this one

earnest timber
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ayoo

soft coral
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WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS

earnest timber
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Looking like a chad!

soft coral
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that guy with the red hair he says

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THAT GUY HAS A NAME

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YOU PISHKA NA MAIKATI PUTKATA EI

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sorry

low raven
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this u?

soft coral
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no

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this guy has short hair

tepid nymph
soft coral
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debil

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now you know

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its actually me

tepid nymph
soft coral
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nuh uh

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☝️

tepid nymph
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Ага

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Задрот майнкрафтерский

white void
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ivan

soft coral
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hi

white void
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talk shit about his babushka or sumn

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idk

soft coral
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das me

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nah

white void
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tell him his babushka makes shit soup

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trust

white void
soft coral
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yes

tepid nymph
low raven
earnest timber
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He'll never make a good Goulash like my mom

low raven
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That's too far

white void
soft coral
white void
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I've been fighting the fucking germans in Hurtgen forest for HOURS

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I cannot calm down

tepid nymph
white void
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these fuckers keep bombarding my infantry divisions with nebelwerfers

soft coral
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

white void
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Call to arms ostfront

earnest timber
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Me see gypsy

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day ruined

soft coral
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me see red

tepid nymph
earnest timber
soft coral
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yeah balkans

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sadly my neighbour is Turkey

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wish they werent

wintry ridge
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rent

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free

tepid nymph
soft coral
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ew albania

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organ traffic

tepid nymph
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Albanians are called balkans

soft coral
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ye they are a part

earnest timber
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Hungary

tepid nymph
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Damn, u like geography

earnest timber
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Porn Star central

tepid nymph
earnest timber
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Damn all the black coloured caps/beanies on the tarkov merch store are out of stock 😭

tepid nymph
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They too overpriced

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Had to wait a month for them to arrive

earnest timber
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I heard you can pay for premium delivery

tepid nymph
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For like 40 usd

earnest timber
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oof

tepid nymph
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U play eft?

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Or just chatting

earnest timber
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Chatting rn

tepid nymph
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Oh, arena so ass because I thought you can get a boss set like tagilla and shit

tepid nymph
earnest timber
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It's actually 12:27

tepid nymph
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Not in America, are you

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Can't be this early

earnest timber
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Nope

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Hungary

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literally kissing Ukraine's border

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It's only a matter of time a stray missile hits my home like in Poland lmao

tepid nymph
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Damn

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How is Hungary

compact knoll
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Orban is russian dick sucker

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They would never do it to him

earnest timber
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He is

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and yet he caters towards Ukraine refugees aswell

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sucking both sides' dick

tepid nymph
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Bruh

earnest timber
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anyway let's not get political

compact knoll
tepid nymph
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I'm looking for a country to move to I seriously don't like USA

earnest timber
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Your best bet is Western Europe

compact knoll
tepid nymph
earnest timber
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Hungary is OKAY in the western side but the eastern side is misery

tepid nymph
earnest timber
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shit economy and zero job opportunity

compact knoll
tepid nymph
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Like the moment I can pick a country, I'm straight up going FORMULA 1 outta USA

earnest timber
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either go work in a factory or die

tepid nymph
compact knoll
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Also germany has anti pirating laws

tepid nymph
tepid nymph
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Just like usa

compact knoll
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Oh u can avoid usa shit

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They dont really care

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Germany you will get fucked and have to pay 2000 fine

tepid nymph
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Good

earnest timber
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I heard people going to Factories doing 3 shifts and they're absolutely miserable

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Doing monotonous shit over and over again at different times of the day is not healthy at all

tepid nymph
earnest timber
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It would break even Vaas

compact knoll
tepid nymph
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Shit

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Artyom you like arena?

stark torrent
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Nem tudom

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Same with Romania tbf , the southern side is dogass , the northern you go , the better the cities and civilisation

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Luckily i leave in the most southern part because as i said , i like a hardcore challenge

earnest timber
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No wonder you play Tarkov

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I live in the North-East side

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as i said, literally kissing Ukraine border

stark torrent
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Here in the south is just a fuck ton of corruption , tax money simply gets invested in ponzi schemes and shit

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They fucking buy pavement every 2 years and shit

earnest timber
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That sounds oddly familiar :DDD

soft coral
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Sofia dread