💣tarkov-released

[terse pecan]

without much combat

[soft coral]

Tarkov has officially fallen

[terse pecan]

and this happens

[compact knoll]

NUU BLYAT

[stark torrent]

server was empty because u all crashed

[compact knoll]

NUU BLYAT

GIVE ETHERNET

[stark torrent]

yes i understand everything

to the last minute detail

[terse pecan]

yeah it just says game aborted

[dapper grotto]

scav matching is borked again

[compact knoll]

good

fuck you guys

[stark torrent]

7 minutes for a factory scav

[soft coral]

it says theres an emergency internet stoppage iedy

[compact knoll]

no tarkov for me

no tarkov for you

[terse pecan]

you know

[soft coral]

[terse pecan]

i'm rocking an scav kit

so if a player scav saw me

and didn'

didn't look at the uniform

they might have just thought i'm a scav

should try that once in awhile

[compact knoll]

i mean

if its a fairly new player

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-vercetti-alo-talking-gta-gta-vice-city-gif-27334379

[compact knoll]

the first uniform is engraved in my brain

[white void]

server shat itself

[compact knoll]

[terse pecan]

yes

[stark torrent]

whole game died

its over

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

suffer

good

[compact knoll]

play arena

[soft coral]

all of you will suffer

[terse pecan]

man imagine if BSG just killed all the tarkov servers and they just closed down the company and ran with the money

the possibility of that happening is not high but its still a consideration

[stark torrent]

about time, i hadnt taken a shower in 4 days

[white void]

his living quarters would be bombed mashallah

[compact knoll]

no point

they earn more

[vivid dawn]

Its easier for them selling the IP to Tencent

[soft coral]

Best day ever

[stark torrent]

luckily the only thing i lost was a cheese and a bandage cause i had the rest in my ass

[vivid dawn]

And they make a f2p out of it

[stark torrent]

and the mags i guess but they were insured

still

[soft coral]

???

[stark torrent]

piece of shit game

[soft coral]

????

[fallen cloak]

no fucking shot

[stark torrent]

he is joking

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

LMAO

[stark torrent]

m55a1 was removed completely

[rich venture]

Nah isn't it pk 4

[terse pecan]

same

[soft coral]

its pk69

[compact knoll]

56a1 is not that good

[white void]

everyone

[terse pecan]

i like didn't take a shower since monday

[compact knoll]

its bt

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_P58vqLgGY&ab_channel=Gigabeef

[white void]

lets all have showers while the servers are down, mashallah my brothers

[dapper grotto]

[compact knoll]

i dont even remember when i last took a shower

maybe 3 days?

[fallen cloak]

56a1 is where now

[soft coral]

honetly fk855a1

[white void]

you fucking stinky gamers

[terse pecan]

stfu australian

[soft coral]

fight

fight

[compact knoll]

brother you dont even know water

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

go eat a spider or some shit

[white void]

i simply try to help, mashallah

[stark torrent]

ah nice it sent me back to stash , i didnt die

we won

[terse pecan]

yeah same happened to me

[soft coral]

he did it

[terse pecan]

all gear is here

[white void]

try not to get your power grid bombed by iraqis ❤️

[soft coral]

by who

you mean russians?

[white void]

by iraqis, afghanis, pakistanis, everyone

[compact knoll]

challange impossible

[dapper grotto]

now i cant buy mags cause backend error

[white void]

I will be sending my militia force mashallah

[stark torrent]

time to mute ?

[compact knoll]

there is even nepalians

[soft coral]

iedy let them cook

a bit longer

let them burn it

[stark torrent]

you too ivan

[soft coral]

I said what

[compact knoll]

we are just having a little fun iedy

[white void]

true

[terse pecan]

ok guys i have inside info

[white void]

mashallah

[stark torrent]

yes yes be careful do not play too much around that i trust you

[terse pecan]

Nikita was blackout drunk

[compact knoll]

mashallah brother

[terse pecan]

and he pissed on the servers

[white void]

correct

[stark torrent]

again

the necrmancery spell on the hamster ran off

its on cooldown

need to wait 10 turns to use it again

[compact knoll]

oh hey that gulag guy also had an gtx 960, i wonder how his game runs on it

[white void]

give the hamster more meth and kvass mashallah

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1078590631108153405/5A0568A5-F499-48C2-BD80-EA18733A9B39.gif

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

idk i heard he got banned so we donutcare

[terse pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[soft coral]

I miss him

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[terse pecan]

low graphiccs

[soft coral]

I think he is still here

[terse pecan]

30 fps

[soft coral]

by spirit

[terse pecan]

if

magnified scope

15

fps

[soft coral]

-15

The game runs backwards

[terse pecan]

if enter streets

[compact knoll]

what did he do to get banned tho

[white void]

Cooldown to play the game, pay nikita 2000 rubles to remove cooldown

[soft coral]

we may never know

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

when you play arena

[soft coral]

his legacy will forever be forgotten

[compact knoll]

with friends

sometimes people just dont load in

and you get sent back to menu

and have to wait a minute

to go again

[white void]

I swear to god if the fat fuck does not give me access

[soft coral]

[white void]

I hope his family has a peaceful new years ❤️

[soft coral]

same

all the best as always

[white void]

true ivan, true

[terse pecan]

we love nikita

[soft coral]

mhm

no we dont

[terse pecan]

we wouldn't wish any bad on him

[compact knoll]

i hate that fat fuck

multiple reasons

tarkov is the least of them

[dapper grotto]

alo you can buy 210 rounds of AP 6.3 per reset now

[fallen cloak]

that makes alot more sense than whatever amount they had previously did

i never understood why they gave you less of the ammo the needs more shots to kill

[compact knoll]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

nu da

[stark torrent]

i mean the vector chads will be back

[fallen cloak]

ja

[stark torrent]

lvl 4 pk tho its ok i guess

[soft coral]

JA HANZ

JA

[white void]

imagine the vector's recoil

[fallen cloak]

is all remotely good ammo just on ll4 now?

[dapper grotto]

i have not tried it yet but for love of god tell me the MPX is back with new recoil

[fallen cloak]

ppl that dont shower once again have the advantage

[white void]

"Bigger weapon you say?"

"Nein, better transmission!"
"Schlaggship Kannon?"

"......JA HANS, JAAAA"

[soft coral]

JAAA

[dapper grotto]

PS12B BACK ON PRAPOR LL4

[soft coral]

oh no

lord forbid

its over

[compact knoll]

Gatos

@soft coral

[fallen cloak]

AAH

GAT

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770173949111435304/1149918224645898240/A467C24B-8DE2-4A60-A4AB-442300BF55BF.gif

[soft coral]

scav gang

[stark torrent]

the ammo progression is rly hard rn

[dapper grotto]

@soft coral its over .366 AP is gone from traders

[stark torrent]

like they even moved magnum fuckshot to lvl 3 jaeger

tho i guess with the new changes

[fallen cloak]

NOOO WHY IS 545 BP NOT ON TRADERS AT ALL WTF

[stark torrent]

if u hit an angle with that u will fuck ppl up

even with armor

[fallen cloak]

armpit gonna be the new head eyes

[soft coral]

what happened with the armor system

[dapper grotto]

have you seen the new stats on BP?

[fallen cloak]

i know its good

[stark torrent]

basically protects exactly what it shows on the armor

[dapper grotto]

its competing with PPBS and BS now

[fallen cloak]

but not having it on even ll4 means there just straight up isnt good 545 on traders

[stark torrent]

so for example the slick has no neck / side protection so you get fucked on those areas

[soft coral]

shotguns will be king this wipe

I can feel it

[compact knoll]

slick. from king to garbage

[fallen cloak]

545 once again having the worst ammo availability out of all guns in the game

[stark torrent]

yeah like it was already nerfed when stomach dmg was buffed

but now slick is just 230k sell to traders

classic

[fallen cloak]

slick is gonna be fine

[stark torrent]

actually you can take the plates out of it and put it on another armor i guess

[fallen cloak]

hexgrid tho

[stark torrent]

but eh

[fallen cloak]

💀

[white void]

i still find that goofy

most produced ammo probably in the fucking world

[stark torrent]

funny enough , yeah somewhat , however

scavs will still spawn with it , i think ammo boxes are still plenty and 7n40 is at prapor 4 now

which is huge

[terse pecan]

@soft coral ivan you know the hamster we got? he has become real chonky

[compact knoll]

i hope

[stark torrent]

the thing is , guns now have 0 recoil

[compact knoll]

i hope they made crafts better

[stark torrent]

so i guess it will reward good aim

over spray and pray

[compact knoll]

for ammo

[terse pecan]

man i need to get the workbench and lab as soon as i can

and the medstation

[stark torrent]

if u dont get generator they are useless

[fallen cloak]

is pp prapor 3 now?

[stark torrent]

im stuck behind the fucking mtape once again

[dapper grotto]

yes

[compact knoll]

i can give you my pp for free

[fallen cloak]

that checks out

[stark torrent]

gods above i found 3 class 4 armors but god forbid an mtape

[terse pecan]

too small ):

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

what hamster

[terse pecan]

let me post a pic

[stark torrent]

ALO HAMSTER

[compact knoll]

he becomes kebab now yes?

[rich venture]

11 raids in zero survives

[stark torrent]

Syno's fault server are down, he stole the hamster

[fallen cloak]

im gonna play 2 matches of arena just to get shit on and then remember how bad the progression is

[soft coral]

ALO

[fallen cloak]

wish me luck

[rich venture]

and then servers go down and i can't even extract with my quest items

[compact knoll]

i hope you get 2 or more altyn enemies while playing with blajack

[soft coral]

its hardcore game

youre just bad

shots 1/5 clearly missed

[rich venture]

real

[stark torrent]

game so hardcore it has limitations irl

the servers crashing is intended to get the streamers to shower and take a shit

[soft coral]

game is so hardcore youre not allowed to play after you die

get error

[terse pecan]

This fella

[stark torrent]

watch , when landmark goes online, the game will run flawlelsly

[dapper grotto]

EOD iron man accounts when

[soft coral]

small little guy

[terse pecan]

he has become real chonky

[soft coral]

he fat tho

yeah

TLC will make a documentary about him

[rich venture]

game is so hardcore you're not allowed to play

[soft coral]

thats what I said

[fallen cloak]

scrumptious

[terse pecan]

game is so hardcore that if you die once you can never enter it again

me and my buddy in our first raid died

and stood there

in the black screen

still hear the people that killed us

[fallen cloak]

its joever

[terse pecan]

hear them heal

hear them loot us

[rich venture]

i've died every single raid

i have 23k now :D

and no guns

[fallen cloak]

when you die you have to buy the game again

[fallen cloak]

have u been doing scav raids my guy

[rich venture]

Believe me I've tried

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1189935476140941442/Call_of_Duty_anime_skin_IRL_.mp4?ex=659ff8c5&is=658d83c5&hm=9c2fe56cd13cf3b8e2a477b1107362cecb2ed4b9cac6726ce436b6335b416843&

[white void]

Woods scav run my brother

[fallen cloak]

are u new to the game

[soft coral]

when are we getting this

in tarkov

[fallen cloak]

you alrdy can

in the mod that shall not be named

[soft coral]

what mod

[fallen cloak]

what mod

[soft coral]

idk

[dapper grotto]

game booting again

[terse pecan]

i love scav runs

scav runs my beloved

[fallen cloak]

y r ppl playing arena with toasters

[terse pecan]

i love fence

i suck his pp every day

[fallen cloak]

how is a 5sqm map taking you 3 mins to load

[rich venture]

I can't woods scav run if game won't let me load into woods

[stark torrent]

weakest scav run on woods v.s the best PMC run on Streets

[rich venture]

Everytime I scav into woods game crashes

[stark torrent]

if u know you know

[soft coral]

I know

been there

[terse pecan]

I know

[dapper grotto]

[terse pecan]

fuck streets bro

[soft coral]

I know every bush

[terse pecan]

can't even run it

[fallen cloak]

my scav run plan is to spam factory and go woods when i have big backpack

[dapper grotto]

i'm woods goblin but sorry you cant beat the raw amount of shit you can get on streets

[fallen cloak]

everytime i tried to scav run today it just wouldnt find a match

[white void]

i had the weakest scav raid on woods earlier, not sure if you saw the pic

[soft coral]

I would like to take a moment to thank and appreciate woods , for being a map that still isnt nerfed to the ground by BSG and remains strong as ever

[white void]

honestly weakest scav on woods

[stark torrent]

5 minute slowdown on eft discord

its clear what is happening

[dapper grotto]

[uncut coral]

yooo what u guys think of ground zero ? 🗣️

[stark torrent]

ALO RELY THE CHAD

[fallen cloak]

grund zero is kind a baller

i dont like the mines in places that have nothing of value tho

[soft coral]

idk I deleted the game I'm not even playing 🗣️

[dapper grotto]

god i feel bad for the poor bastards that have to moderate the EFT discord right now

[white void]

it's actually kinda balling like osama bin ballin

[stark torrent]

once you learn the layout is rly easy to play , imo it has good starting loot

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[rich venture]

Haven't survived on it yet so couldn't tell

[terse pecan]

ok guys so the site is also down i think

[soft coral]

?

[terse pecan]

it isn't sending me any email verification

[stark torrent]

imo you need to play it slow becaue the spawns are close af

[dapper grotto]

ok map biggest problem are spawns and the fact that every starter quests forces you to play it its a clusfuck atm

[uncut coral]

its pretty cool

[stark torrent]

u will run into a squad like on reserve if you dont know

[dapper grotto]

loot is also pretty nice

[uncut coral]

too many pmcs though I feel like

[rich venture]

If only the video game didn't lock you out of progressing if u don't wanna play ground zero

[white void]

spawned in with my mates, 3 meters to our left was another squad

[terse pecan]

i mean the map is as small as my penis

[fallen cloak]

i am unsurprised to say im still getting matched with ppl that have 856a1 when i have a starter tier kit

[stark torrent]

yeah but u know whats happening , they all die or leave with their quest in the first 15 mins

[terse pecan]

escaping combat is really hard

[stark torrent]

then the map is dead

[terse pecan]

and that's what you want to do early wipe

just escape combat

[rich venture]

Been having so many 30 second raids

[terse pecan]

but you can't do that in ground zero

[white void]

do you rush places or take it slow

[dapper grotto]

alo arena has new recoil now

[stark torrent]

its over

im gonna combust

[fallen cloak]

thats why im playing

[rich venture]

I don't have time to rush I just die to the spawn right next to me

[fallen cloak]

but it doesnt seem like matchmaking isany better

[white void]

damn

[rich venture]

Taken me 3 hours to get to level 3 it's not going well

[white void]

unfortunate

[fallen cloak]

💀 why do people keep accidentally headshotting me 💀

[rich venture]

It is

[stark torrent]

aight imma go take a shower

[fallen cloak]

iedy unlearning how to game

[stark torrent]

when i come back it better be working or i will combust

[white void]

may i recommend trying again tomorrow

[fallen cloak]

iedy have u done all the ground zero quests alrdy

hes gone

[stark torrent]

i only have the mole quest left

and now i got the wine one from prapor after u finish the ags ones

[rich venture]

That's a good idea

[white void]

server up i believe

[dapper grotto]

i still have that stupid car extract quest

[white void]

yep its up

[stark torrent]

better not , or i will shower next week

[fallen cloak]

istg

[stark torrent]

oh my god im ingame

it's over

[fallen cloak]

if bsg doesnt drop a respawn gamemode for arena i will sue them

[stark torrent]

let me go turn off the water

[soft coral]

[fallen cloak]

i fucking hate round based

its so boring

ppl jsut camp

[white void]

[soft coral]

SAVE WATER ALOO

kids in africa can use that water

shameless

[dapper grotto]

ledy hot tub stream when

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

could use some money tbf

that 4070 aint gonna pay itself

gotta work my ass for it , literally

[soft coral]

20 dollars is 20 dollars iedy

[stark torrent]

aight brb im gonna combust in the shower

[white void]

refuse business from the gypsies however

[fallen cloak]

iedy wanna duo 🥺

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

trio if sturm wants too

[fallen cloak]

i just got my second arena kill woo

[dapper grotto]

i'm down

[fallen cloak]

ive only done like 1 ground zero quest

i do have most of them like halfway done though

i need the machine gun the scientist and the car extract iirc

[terse pecan]

Hey guys

our servers are shit

but we have funko pops

[white void]

Guys no fucking way

[rich venture]

Jokes on you I've done none

[white void]

Ryan gosling is a mosin man

He waits

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-rayan-gosling-smile-drive-movie-movie-gif-20381408

[dapper grotto]

i had a 12min streets loading screen yesterday

[white void]

HE NO LONGER WAITS

HE WALKS

[fallen cloak]

@dapper grotto @stark torrent so we runnin or wha

[dapper grotto]

i'm down

[fallen cloak]

or is iedy showering rn

[dapper grotto]

guessing he is

[white void]

I have a good feeling about this wipe

nevermind its so fucking joever

[fallen cloak]

i relate to this

[white void]

12g buckshot flying towards my face the moment i reach the USEC PMC on ground zero:

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-suit-gif-24830079

[fallen cloak]

actually i got food soon

if im not back before iedy you guys can do a raid without me

[soft coral]

[fallen cloak]

JA

wait r u in germany

[terse pecan]

guys can anybody try to login in tarkov site

[fallen cloak]

EDEKA

[vivid dawn]

[fallen cloak]

wait

pp is gone from traders entirely

💀

why

and bt is ll4

thats wild

they will never stop cucking 545

[soft coral]

instead of putting my headphones on the table and my sandwich on the plate

I put my headphones on the plate and the sandwich on the table

gg

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

why would I be in germany

local dude realizes kaufland exists outside germany

crazy

[fallen cloak]

because you have erdnüsse

wouldnt they be in the local language outside of germany

[keen linden]

Ofc tarkov wipes while im on snowboarding vacation 😭 Oh well atleast i dont gotta deal with that wipe day rush

[soft coral]

idk

[soft coral]

honestly better for u

the less you play the better

[keen linden]

Yeah

[dapper grotto]

server have been dying for most of the wipe anyway

[soft coral]

idk why people are surpised

legit dont play

you know servers will go down

they can NEVER take it

[soft coral]

the fk does it mean?

[keen linden]

also are guns like

Useable now?

[fallen cloak]

its been two days chill

[white void]

your pmc actually handles recoil like a real pmc would

stock AK-74Us are actually kinda based now

[keen linden]

Like any being who somewhat knows how to shoot a gun would? Because holy shit even SMG’s had more recoil than 5.56 has irl lmao

[dapper grotto]

imagine you can full auto a stock M4 and still see you're target

imagine

[white void]

yes

and yes

you can full auto stock m4

and keep it on target

[stark torrent]

aight letsgo

[dapper grotto]

ready to feed

[soft coral]

ready for hardcore lightkeeper sex scene

[keen linden]

With anal

No protection

Don’t forget those their important

[terse pecan]

how?

[soft coral]

[keen linden]

I’m gonna build every AR15 I own

And actually he’s em

[terse pecan]

no authentication is not working

how is it green

i tried to log in for 10 times

no email

[keen linden]

Tarkov isn’t working

What else is new

[terse pecan]

i mean bro at least make the website and emails work

[white void]

it's joever, fuck this im going to bed

[terse pecan]

damn

[keen linden]

You can do the same thing on reserve lmao

[velvet axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvQ_Qfo_PY

[soft coral]

every feature in tarkov ever released has been perfect

and has worked correctly

[fallen cloak]

repost

downvote

[soft coral]

Ban him

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[fallen cloak]

thanks

get haxd

the numbers mason

[frozen olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-typing-hacking-computer-codes-gif-17417874

[terse pecan]

bro

there is a room

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18ss6i7/killed_a_pmc_duo_was_able_to_grab_an_ammo_case/

[terse pecan]

in one of the quest buildings

and there is a claymore

in a fucking 2x2 room

there is no loot inside

and only a mine

i didn't go in because like why would i

but my friend just ran in

and in the next second he was dead and we laughed at it for hours

[compact knoll]

ooh

that one

[terse pecan]

yup right there

i unfortunately don't have the clip

but it was real funny

[compact knoll]

one of my friends died htere as well

[fallen cloak]

i also have died here

[compact knoll]

[frozen olive]

I've seen goldchains spawn in the safe but

Yeah lmao

[stark torrent]

same

sturm too

[fallen cloak]

nikita is the god of putting mines in places that have nothing of value

[terse pecan]

ok so guys

a scav might have just spawned right behind me

and i might have died

[frozen olive]

Wow

Arena update

.kek

https://youtu.be/Ab9W4bEJMDg

[stark torrent]

Skill issue he simply had UNISG arfitact

[frozen olive]

????

[frozen olive]

Ayo

that's new

👀 SkS bodykit my beloved

[real solstice]

Awooga arena patch notes look good

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent @fallen cloak is you're discord VC also dying?

[stark torrent]

NAH

we asking where u at

cant hear u

[dapper grotto]

i'm getting like 2% of what you guys are saying on my end

my VC is cooked

[stark torrent]

ughh restart whole thingie?

[fallen cloak]

nop

[dapper grotto]

something is fucky

[rich venture]

Got the fast extract out of ground zero too

Still haven't survived

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto yo restart ur whole pc

give it a hard restart

[fallen cloak]

is it just discord or your internet entirely?

[dapper grotto]

just discord

[stark torrent]

ye give it a restart

to the whole pc

[dapper grotto]

still lagging

something is fucky with my connection to the gamma discord i'm not getting these problems on other discords

[stark torrent]

that is weird

[fallen cloak]

but wasnt it also not working when you tried private call?

[soft coral]

Tarkov the type of game where you need to unplug your pc
unplug your router
call your internet provider to restart your internet
then turn off the electricity in the entire neighbourhood just so it can work

[fallen cloak]

most sane ivan response to discord not working

[soft coral]

well

its true tho

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto any fix

💀

[dapper grotto]

working on it will rejoin VC once its unfucked

[soft coral]

fix is to delete system32
dont believe me
shove a finger up your ass

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

in bulgaria

we have a saying

Brain like the sea
Head like a byou

it means stupid

:)

When u nut but she keeps sucking

@stark torrent

for the record I do not smoke

my parents do

[lyric cairn]

I'm American so this is just normal 😎

[soft coral]

do you get it?

[real solstice]

Arena changes are

[vivid dawn]

they pumped a patch ?

[real solstice]

yup

new recoil

[vivid dawn]

YEAAAA

[real solstice]

and kit based matchmaking

[vivid dawn]

Oh meh

and good

now you wont get shredded that fast by good kits

[real solstice]

yup

[lyric cairn]

Yes

[vivid dawn]

but that means grinding for that G36 kit was pointless

guess i will really go scout or the other side of the kits next wipe

[vivid dawn]

better rewards eh

[real solstice]

yeah

probably would have been 10k if we won

winner's side

[vivid dawn]

ooof yeah

damn

performance gets rewarded now

good changes

[real solstice]

100 exp per kill up to 250

basically every pvp action got boosted in exp

Armor hitboxes and new weapons haven't been added

still stuck with the old painkiller effect too

They buffed the payout for winning with a high tier kit too by nearly 1.5x

The early kits are way more tolerable too now

The SKS is actually slapping hard

That G18 kit with 6.3 might be nuts now

[vivid dawn]

Damn

Looking forward to play again

[hollow haven]

Ofc they nerfed zenith the same day that I managed to unlock him

[compact knoll]

what did they do

[hollow haven]

Redut hp from 80/80 to 56/80

[frosty basalt]

why did my shooting cans progress reset

[stark torrent]

i mean thats not why zenith was broken

the broken thing is still on top of his head

[hollow haven]

It's ass now tho

They melt me in the thorax

and the sight on his gun is dogshit

[stark torrent]

tommorow there is another 3 hour update

[terse pecan]

yippie

i could get 2 quests done

somehow while i was waiting in a bush for 30 minutes

nobody took the vehicle extract

[hollow haven]

Ok mby he is not that bad

[real solstice]

The carry

[vivid dawn]

its the same shit with arena now all over

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

nvm

done before it even can reach more than 1/3 of my DL speed

[frozen olive]

Arena finally good?

Shame it's 180 bucks

[vivid dawn]

yeeee

lul

[frozen olive]

Wonder if w'ell get..

SPTArena

[vivid dawn]

That would be funny

[frozen olive]

What's the last Classes on the PMC Tree?

[vivid dawn]

PMC tree ?

[frozen olive]

this

this looks neat because wow, World of Tanks Tarkov

[vivid dawn]

CQB

[frozen olive]

but I just want to see what the last ones are

[vivid dawn]

last ones are like MK47 on the shotgun side

RPK

PKP

shit like that

downloading the update was not even 20 seconds

unpacking it is 10 minutes

[frozen olive]

I googled

wtf lmao

PP?

Why even

[vivid dawn]

Thats wrong

Thats the ARP kits

[frozen olive]

Yeach I'm checking every tree

[frozen olive]

It's just weird

[vivid dawn]

RPK is not the last

[vivid dawn]

Thats the last

[frozen olive]

Cobra looks terrifying

[vivid dawn]

i wanted that

[frozen olive]

why can't they have this in base game

[vivid dawn]

the damage and pen thing ?

Yeah i would love that

[frozen olive]

yeah just that UI on hovering in hideout

[vivid dawn]

yeah that would be lovely but Tarkov cant be good so they will never

[stark torrent]

muh immersion

[frozen olive]

Immersive walking into invisible mines on concrete

[vivid dawn]

i can finaly hit shit with pistols

my first kill was a pistol kill

[frozen olive]

wait

How's pistol recoil now

[vivid dawn]

pretty decent

[stark torrent]

[frozen olive]

Oh my god

https://youtu.be/hEhv9LGfnUY

[stark torrent]

either keep your memory leak or never play agian

tarkov coin flip

[stark torrent]

damn we gonna have some john wicks

[frozen olive]

Yeah that's on ummoded guns

Now you can have the sexy P226R with the wood grip

and chad out

https://youtu.be/xwjjQ0ITtBk

Sniper rock at Pier/Gas

exposed tho

[vivid dawn]

Theres a guy in the enemy team that headshotted me twice with a MP 153 in the airport map over the half map

wtf

Shotguns OP again ?

now he got another one

[frozen olive]

I saw no mentions of spread?

[vivid dawn]

FTX ammo

flechettes ?

[frozen olive]

ah

[vivid dawn]

that that would explain it

and another one

he killed 4 of my team one shot lol

[frozen olive]

yeah just need to pepper your face area with those

[vivid dawn]

that PPSH kit is so baddddddd

[real solstice]

true

[real solstice]

I might switch to assault

Armor changes might end up nerfing the shit out of CQC

[vivid dawn]

Thats why i go scout again next

[real solstice]

Drops tomorrow

p!insanity

[torpid sparrow]

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[vivid dawn]

still got ma scout PP kit

[real solstice]

people expecting good items every time

[vivid dawn]

which is way better than the shitty PPSH

thats also decent

Weaver

[real solstice]

Should have named the kit Waffle

Have you seen the ammo changes yet?

[vivid dawn]

no ?

[real solstice]

idk if they've come over to arena but there's been a few

In main:
BP 5.45 and BT 5.45 have switched places. BP is just below BS now
Most mid-high tier ammos have been pushed either to LL4 or removed from traders
Couple of new rounds in 9x21
the 6.8 round look insane

Flechette got fucked off from Jaeger

[vivid dawn]

Fuck FLechette overall

nasty rounds

[real solstice]

9x21 BT got slapped hard

or maybe it was PS

RIP AP-M

5.45 PS is Prapor 3

PS12B is purchasable from Prapor 4 now

[vivid dawn]

lol

[real solstice]

BP 7.62 is OP
Anyways, here's BP 2

I think the Spear goes for $1800 off of peacekeeper

[vivid dawn]

fucking kidding me ?

me vs Ak-103 dude with 50 round mag

i leg swept him btw wtf is this MM

[real solstice]

It's based off of average MP from your recently purchased kits so it may take a couple of matches? (from what I understand)
that or it's uptiering you war thunder style

My first match, everyone on my team had tier one kits and it was the same for the other team except for one ak-102 boy

[vivid dawn]

also if it considers ARP im near at the 1000 mark

[vivid dawn]

same

but now 2nd is way worse smh

they play like ass but still

[real solstice]

I'm starting to think CQC is a little overhyped just because of the kits at the end of the tree

The other kits get decent ammo years before CQC does

Specific wording from the patchnotes

[vivid dawn]

definetly is overhyped

but i get my MP5 now 😄

[real solstice]

I haven't tried it on new recoil

I wish it still had green tracers just because funny laser beam

[vivid dawn]

fucking G18 is strong

[real solstice]

I figured it would be

[vivid dawn]

one guy just sprayed 3 of us

[real solstice]

actually behaves like it has a stock on it now

[vivid dawn]

despite one of them TK 2 of them

so 3v5

yeah we won

Mp5 achieved

[real solstice]

winner

You get a laser/flashlight combo on it

[vivid dawn]

now 161k to bromine

[real solstice]

yeah that line skips a tier

[vivid dawn]

that was matched vs my PPSH

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

tarky arena or ultrakill?

[vivid dawn]

bed

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-2822468507363798988

[real solstice]

My daily adderall crash isn't for another 3 hours

23:14? Imagine having a reasonable sleep schedule

"you can get to tier 5 on day one with a 50% winrate and if you play for 8 hours"

[stark torrent]

MDR

[frosty basalt]

556 is the goat

[vestal dew]

awaiting session start for 14 min now

[tepid nymph]

Anyone here got arena invite

[frosty basalt]

nope

[wintry ridge]

arena is good now

[frosty basalt]

Is it

[wintry ridge]

idk man

you trll me

my files are fucked and I cant load it

reinstalling is gonna take a hot minute

yeah its way better

even the shitty dmr classes can shoot smoother

[wooden chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/573294525213310996/1190052107726880838/image.png?ex=65a06564&is=658df064&hm=6eb838692907a6ab16907135f6bce99793d17c8b773d73cafe4a4d3fe1e41413&

the small aks

hits like a truck now

and im in love with it

[frosty basalt]

Nice dude

[wooden chasm]

I need flea so bad

so close

[hollow haven]

This is true but the pkp with the new recoil could be interesting

[frosty basalt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SvYiD67ifVk?si=AlHIpEEB_RUtEIJ8

Yo

[fallen cloak]

idek how to swap hands

[white void]

neither

[wintry ridge]

mouse 4

[white void]

whats the actual command called

because i've got my tadctical devices and scope magnification on my mouse side buttons

[wintry ridge]

shoulder transition u dunce

[white void]

nuh uh

[fallen cloak]

nobody gon shoulder your transition

[white void]

ahahaha

[wintry ridge]

[white void]

tarkov part of the launcher is fine

but look whats up with arena

when i click on it, arena's page doesn't load

amazing

[fallen cloak]

pov 0.2 kd in arena

im rly not made for round based modes

[white void]

I just want access so i can swing mfs like it's fuckin siege

[fallen cloak]

but what if you were swinging with a 20 round mp5

and you only have 2 more 20 rounders

[wintry ridge]

its so much better with left hand swapping

im fucking speedpeeking shit like siege with an m1a

[white void]

Skill issue

[white void]

true

[fallen cloak]

funny indeed

i now have glickity glock with ap 6.3

nah bsg hates seeing me win i have 1 good game and they put me up against a dude with as val wtf

[dapper grotto]

did they increase how long prapor holds insurance gear?

its 4 days now

[fallen cloak]

no clue

[real solstice]

The mag clips through the magwell on the MPX reload animation
You're welcome

[fallen cloak]

i shouldve read the scout class description

having shit armor is part of the experience

[real solstice]

CQB - Don't even bother plugging your headset in

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1190133440864071774/caption.gif?ex=65a0b123&is=658e3c23&hm=27be77c53c95f4eee8c612a2cbed846dfcb9ccd8f9ee007e00dbd61608b6adf9&

[fallen cloak]

scout is fun becasue you get decent ammo super early

also you always get sj6

i just run

[real solstice]

I drive

[fallen cloak]

the 4th loadout down the line has no armor at all 💀

just mp9 with 40 rounders and ap 6.3

tbh

you might aswell be naked when the kits before only have like class 2

[dapper grotto]

MP9 with 6.3 on new recoil sounds scary tho ngl

[real solstice]

The cock 18 with 1200 rounds per minute of fack yuuuuuu

https://youtu.be/iW1Nff6jgjo?si=R-7uZt2yj3_ubfCY

[wintry ridge]

@white void arena?

[white void]

i dont have access

[fallen cloak]

ayo

i kinda went off

but my entire team was dead weight 💀

[real solstice]

mood

wiffneyhouston

[fallen cloak]

hes was taking the name too serious

[real solstice]

9k on a loss is nutty though

[fallen cloak]

i dont think I'll ever be able to replicate this performance

[real solstice]

friendship ended with CQB
Now assault is my best friend

[fallen cloak]

but i was going crazy

scout really do be high risk high reward

[real solstice]

shoutouts to all 3 marksmen enjoyers

[fallen cloak]

i just dont understand why theres an mpx with quakemaker in a tree that previously only had ammo with good pen

shouldve been a branching path not the main

[real solstice]

kekmaker

[fallen cloak]

i did it

i saved my kd

i went from 0.2 to 1.36

[real solstice]

I'm at 0.82 right now

had my first 10+ kill game earlier

[fallen cloak]

tbh the right side of the scout tree is just better

you get better armor more ammo

grenades even

just no sj6

[fallen cloak]

i lied you dont get nades

[real solstice]

Equator gaming

[wintry ridge]

ew

bowl :DDD

[real solstice]

love getting to 4 wins and then throwing 5 rounds in a row

[coarse stone]

DAY SOMETHING AND I FINALLY GOT IN ARENA

[real solstice]

[frosty basalt]

my level 3 helmet ricocheted twice in one raid from the same guy

shooting 545 prs

[coarse stone]

like 7 hours ago tho

[real solstice]

THE CEO OF MID

[coarse stone]

just started playing and its fuckin hard going against mf with 100 round m4's

when im using express shotgun

[real solstice]

We can do a gamma discord private lobby if we get 10 of us

[coarse stone]

im getting off mate sorry

[real solstice]

give it another round and it should hopefully match you more fairly

[coarse stone]

its 6am here

[real solstice]

I didn't mean right this second

[coarse stone]

[real solstice]

I'm the one NA player here I think

[coarse stone]

im EEU ig

[real solstice]

one can dweam

[wintry ridge]

gotta love people who cheat on woods of all maps

[real solstice]

aiming is haaaaaaaaard 😩

[wintry ridge]

huh

[stark torrent]

ohhh

[compact knoll]

i had a dream today

i got a pink??? keycard from a scav

and then got a black keycard from another scav

[wintry ridge]

artyoms femcard

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133235063224553592/1184728527044628480/IMG_4527.gif?ex=658d076c&is=657a926c&hm=58230f3cd9425c66389b81ee0a2cc895b264bc42d399bcec2527d5b40f994b7a&

[compact knoll]

[vivid dawn]

What did the Arena update do now?

Im to lazy to look it up rn

[compact knoll]

recoil i think

changed presets

[vivid dawn]

Was already yesterday

Today is supposed to be another one

Didnt see chop shop yet in the game

[stark torrent]

its only for 2v2 and 3v3

[fierce turret]

scav gettin freaky

😳

[soft coral]

hot

[stark torrent]

it seems hideout is now in the 6th dimension

good , finally immersive , nobody can find you there

[vivid dawn]

thats shit meh

[wintry ridge]

bro is in the interstellar bookshelves

[frozen olive]

I just watched Pest's video

My man's looks fucking old

24 hours subathon leeching his life force

[soft coral]

pestily fell off

[frozen olive]

Lmao

Also I just saw a thumbnail

"DAY 1 IN WIPE, Lvl 15"

[soft coral]

Yeah no shit

[frozen olive]

Truly, streamers are the bane of this game

[white void]

lvl 15 in one day, complains about the game not having enough content, suggests changes that would only be beneficial to the 0.0000001% of players while being a nuisance to the rest of the playerbase: Most tarkov streamers in a nutshell

[soft coral]

what llama said

[frozen olive]

"This game is too easy"

Man saids after playing 12 hours straight with a Lvl 40 kit at Lvl 15

[soft coral]

imagine if other communities did that

terraria players completing the game in 1 day and going
"man this game has nothing to offer"

or skyrim or fallout

[frozen olive]

Having seen terraria speedruns

Yeah lmao

[soft coral]

yeah but

those are speedruns

it doesnt count

[frozen olive]

true

average terraria run is like 40 to 80 hours anyways

[soft coral]

true

all the grinding

preparing for bosses

more grinding

[frozen olive]

Sometimes it's less grinding and more

"I can't beat this boss" lmao

[soft coral]

plantera moment

[frozen olive]

I'd call it grinding if you're fishing for pots, but ores is just progression