💣tarkov-released

[dapper grotto]

dude i get 1-2 on a good day

[wintry ridge]

thats megabits i guess

not bytes

128 mbp/s is 16 mb/s

cool i guess

[stark torrent]

Think its at least 1 more hour technically

Will prob be more

They always needed extra time anyway

[frozen olive]

Peeping onepeg

they made single taps usable

and recoil in full auto doesn't kick to the moon on a stock m4 lol

[soft coral]

I wish their servers melted

[stark torrent]

bro like what is happening

streamers already play but not us

its arena all over again

someone found red card already and i cant open the game

[wintry ridge]

yooo

aug level 1 pk

boys...

we gonna be gremlins

[stark torrent]

yeah but apparently no mags

[wintry ridge]

10 rounders

yuck

[stark torrent]

yeah not paying 569 dollars for a gun then use 10 rounders

tho i guess it can be a glorified dmr

the scope is not that bad

it has no eye relief i think

[wintry ridge]

new jacket tho

and pants

actual black pants for bear

not just srvv

is it just me or are these CHEAP

[stark torrent]

yeah th takedowns

a new bag as well

[wintry ridge]

saw that

[stark torrent]

damn vaulting doesnt drain stam

[wintry ridge]

yo..

holy FUCK

stock ak74m recoil is negative

new body

seems like a scav body but with more gun/armor loot

flare extract area

on ground zero

[vivid dawn]

So guns are actualy feeling good now?

Damn

If they do that on Arena then all the shit kits wont be unplayable due recoil

[vivid dawn]

Oh nice

[wintry ridge]

yo theres some like

hidden areas on ground zero you can only vault to

since theyre too high for jumping

[vivid dawn]

You can see finaly where you shooting at

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

[stark torrent]

oi this is kinda rad

fuck me thats stock

[dapper grotto]

Shoreline rock passage exit is back

its a RR extract now

[wintry ridge]

I think this is like

an area for therapist quest

this container aint even labeled

[vivid dawn]

Send this to a friend

[dapper grotto]

holy fuck its not the reused scav corpse imagine

[vivid dawn]

Response: Tarkov finaly good

[wintry ridge]

theres a couple new ones

dead scavs

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

but also dead civs

with like duffel bag loot on em, minus guns or armor

[hollow haven]

Helppppppppp

[vivid dawn]

Why?

Cant play,best thing that can happen to you

[dapper grotto]

Stock M4 and MDR also looking good

[earnest timber]

THERES LANDMINES INSIDE RANDOM BUILDING IN GROUND ZERO WHATDOYOUMEANITSASTARTERMAP

[white void]

boys

what faction

[dapper grotto]

going usec this wipe

went bear the last 3

[earnest timber]

filled with mines

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986971069728583692/1189570786143518720/Landmine.mp4?ex=659ea520&is=658c3020&hm=9adee45b9979e96cf8dfb8f38cc043347f0e40000d09a16958634307f0bbcc55&

[soft coral]

Good

[dapper grotto]

shoreline changes are looking nice so far

[wintry ridge]

bro what

[earnest timber]

Starter map btw

[wintry ridge]

oh

[dapper grotto]

also shoreline has a coop exit now

[wraith wagon]

found the gl finally

[wintry ridge]

bro

wtf is this

UGLY ASS

tv110 is locked to l4 ragman

no more barter

😭

[dapper grotto]

how many slots is the new backpack?

[wintry ridge]

idk

im gonna check out bosses

[dapper grotto]

also RPD on LL4 jaeger 90K

[fierce turret]

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

ok

ok

ok

guys wtf

how does this have bf3 bloom

WTF

its even visible on the dot

this is the new kobra

[dapper grotto]

doesnt look like complete garbo anymore ngl

[wintry ridge]

pp19 is a laser gun

[dapper grotto]

how's the scope feel while shooting?

[wintry ridge]

fine

uhh

mouse 4 is switch hands for me

and it carries over between guns

you cant lean it left tho

or like uhh

i mean blindfire

[fierce turret]

thats dumb

nobody uses blind fire though

so whatever

[wintry ridge]

it got changed

its a lil better

farther away from ur chest

yo wait

this is sick

if you hold space and run

you vault over everything infront of u

[dapper grotto]

@wintry ridgeyou check out shoreline yet?

[wintry ridge]

no checking out streets

[dapper grotto]

friend just checked it out its looking nice

[wintry ridge]

uh huh

[dapper grotto]

also rock passage is back and we got a new coop exfil

[wintry ridge]

coop on shoreline finally

thank god

alright ill check out kabans new guys i think

streets offline wiht bosses on

[terse pecan]

when did the wipe come

[dapper grotto]

like 2H ago

[terse pecan]

ok so are streamers level 30?

[dapper grotto]

also holy shit pain med effect isnt scuffed anymore

[terse pecan]

man fucking hell

my friend isn't on

[wintry ridge]

he has the same pockets as kaban

[dapper grotto]

frog you check the new pain med effect yet?

its not fucked anymore

[wintry ridge]

leather jacket

sure

everythings clear in the middle

but now greyer around edges

WAY better

[dapper grotto]

its so much better

[dapper grotto]

imagine not getting eye cancer from eating the yellow crayon

[wintry ridge]

kabans new guys will now rush you

more tha glukhar

guards

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

both wear leather jackets and baseball caps

5.45 aks

PP/BT ammo

bs

jolly fella

pkp recoil check

OH MY GOD

boys

we're eating so good

[dapper grotto]

tell me is it usable

[wintry ridge]

framerate is bad because i set it to horde to see if scav loadouts are new

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

it'd be really good with a flash hider and scope

pkp with pkm barrel

even just a scope is good

high mounted obzor is prolly best for this

get above the muzzle flash

@dapper grotto mounted guns

they dont move ur pov anymore

but the gun itself moves

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

its easiest to see when ur not ads on the mounted nvs

ags is fucked

holy shit

0 spread

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

basmach

gus

[white void]

wwho is this

[wintry ridge]

kabans new mini bosses

[white void]

ah

[wintry ridge]

like guards but they were running around glukhar scout style and fucking lasering my chest thru a slick

[rich venture]

imagine being able to install the update

[rich venture]

are they like zyriachy

[dapper grotto]

@wintry ridge posted you're PKP clips to the logic discord, logic wanted to know if he could use em

[wintry ridge]

sure

fps is fucked but whatever

I could prolly run it again if I turn down some settings

ok its better now

ill get another test

[white void]

can't even open the launcher

amazing

[wintry ridge]

yo wtf

i just one shot a scav to the chest with BT

is that possible with 54r

[white void]

does bro already have a fucking pkm

[wintry ridge]

yeah

pkp

[white void]

grass

please

[dapper grotto]

mans doing offline raids

[wintry ridge]

no controlling it at all

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

tap firing it is so nice

just pop, scav ragdoll shoots in the air

[terse pecan]

tf you mean by that

you created the game

i'm here to reinstall it

[dapper grotto]

[terse pecan]

what do you mean by it does not exist

[wintry ridge]

huh

wtf does it mean

[earnest timber]

Actual realistic PKM recoil

im gooning

[rich venture]

The wipe experience

[wintry ridge]

imagine uhh

scar H

prolly not dogshit rn

in single fire

[dapper grotto]

also holy shit the AKU is glorious

[wintry ridge]

alreight im gonna go to bed now

[rich venture]

We're gonna need to wait for bsg to fix unfortunately

[wintry ridge]

my tummy is upset from all the cereal i snacked on

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

i wish I could test pistols

theyre prolly real good

i tried the pp19 on single fire and it didn't move the reticle at all

unmodded btw

stm-9 with osprey tier

no bounce nothing

[white void]

CHAT

[wintry ridge]

hi chet

[white void]

if anyone is having issues

launch the tarkov exe

and then when it says exit

exit

[wintry ridge]

[white void]

and then launch the launcher

it fucking fixed the launcher for me

[wintry ridge]

oh shit man i need to test more guns

i wanna see the saiga so bad

soooo bad

[white void]

CHAT WE ARE BIN BALLING

OSAMA FUCKING

BIN BALLING

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

fr now, my pc is aboutta catch flame

[terse pecan]

wdym

[white void]

what should my name be

[terse pecan]

by this

[white void]

syno

[terse pecan]

i need more clear answers bsg

[white void]

launch tarkov exe, quit, re launch the launcher

[terse pecan]

its not fucking installed

its uninstalled

[white void]

oh

unfortunate

[terse pecan]

i don't have it

[white void]

what are we thinking @wintry ridge

[dapper grotto]

the tarkov funko pops are in the game

[terse pecan]

cannot be discarded in raid

[white void]

ok so i saw someone name themselves "JFKgotHeadEyed"

"M1A Khalifa"

[dapper grotto]

[white void]

Sturm

does OsamaBinBallin pass

[dapper grotto]

i think its funny
dont know if BSG is gonna bonk you for it tho

[terse pecan]

they don't know english don't worry

[white void]

seen worse

[terse pecan]

they use

google translate

[white void]

even if i do get bonked

do they insta ban or just a warning

[wraith wagon]

anyone know where the machine gun is

ive been wondering around like a fucking idiot looking for it for an hour

[terse pecan]

ok guys

i got in

[dapper grotto]

[terse pecan]

lets now install the game

and wait for people to be 45 in 1 day and get traders maxed

[fallen cloak]

my launcher out here telling me i dont have the game 💀

[white void]

"JFK Peeked Mid"

[terse pecan]

it did the same to me

like bro

hello

i bought this game

i openned the launcher to install it

where is the game? it ran?

[fallen cloak]

i dont even get into the launcher its just like "no eft" and closes lmao

[terse pecan]

no eft sowwy ):

[fallen cloak]

i am getting gaslit

[terse pecan]

you bought eod but no eft sowwy ):

[fallen cloak]

i would just redownload but obv their site is down

[white void]

Osamabinballin it is boys

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[dapper grotto]

you also get double plates on some armors

[fallen cloak]

oh interesting

i wonder how that functions

[white void]

fucking hell all the good names are taken

[vivid dawn]

AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken

?

[white void]

more than 15 lel

[vivid dawn]

AlTeGodNamsArTak

[white void]

actually

i should go usec

and call myself

[vivid dawn]

Cesu

[white void]

"RoomTempIQMarine"

and fuck sakes even thats more than 15

ima kms

[rich venture]

Launcher still is not functioning for me

[white void]

do you have the game installed

if so

launch the exe, then quit it once it gives the error, then launch the launcher

worked for me

[subtle ibex]

Cant even reinstall

fuckin websites down

[stark torrent]

dude

what a fucking chad you are

[white void]

worked?

[stark torrent]

i mean it got me to the launcher this time

[white void]

that popped up for me

then click play

i did that and here i am playing the game

[stark torrent]

yeah if i press play it says this

[white void]

oh

unfortunate

i mean hey atleast it got you to the launcher

[stark torrent]

ye ye

[fallen cloak]

there is no game "eft"

[stark torrent]

launch as admin

[fallen cloak]

oh fr?

[white void]

yw 🤝

[fallen cloak]

didnt help lmao

[stark torrent]

i mean sadly all in all the game is fucked classic bsg

[dapper grotto]

ledy you get ingame yet?

[stark torrent]

nah

their webside literally died

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

the game has to download the wipe for me

[dapper grotto]

i'm in

[earnest timber]

EVERY

SINGLE

WIPE

THIS HAPPENS

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

nah you know whats funny , last 2 wipes i had no issues man

it's like.....they dont learn anything or i have no idea

what the fuck is gonna happen on wipe

it's like this is the 1st time it wipes

[white void]

oh hey prapor starting task is ground zero

..interesting

[dapper grotto]

mechanic/therapist/skier also have ground zero starter quests

[earnest timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2rfqXxqkmc

[stark torrent]

see if you guys can find any games

[white void]

omg

usable recoil

aint no way

i will actually use the SKS now

[white void]

will do

[earnest timber]

New animation too

[fallen cloak]

no way they made sks thinner

thats so clean tho

[white void]

why have they changed my "beloved" starting tasks is my question

[fallen cloak]

actually good work

[stark torrent]

aye it's also faster to reload just like svt

[white void]

i was comfortable

and now they have changed it

[dapper grotto]

dude buy a AKU and try it out

its so fucking good

[white void]

will do

but still my question stands

why would thye change the starters

[stark torrent]

because they made a new map specifically for low levels

[white void]

true, good point

but like

therapist has the funny quest for everywhere

prapor, could simply change the task to ground zero

mechanic can suck me

[stark torrent]

i mean that one is just to give 3 meds or whatever , any meds

[white void]

and uhhh jaeger can kys

[uncut ruin]

ah i see

eft is over lads

[white void]

good thats its any meds now too yeah

actually nvm my previous statements i was schizo rambling these new quests are good

[dapper grotto]

area around weather station also got a massive overhaul

[jovial plover]

Same shit onmy screen

[stark torrent]

i cant believe it worked

[jovial plover]

love you

[stark torrent]

the most braindead solution lmfao

literally spam the button until work

[jovial plover]

AJ TI Master

[white void]

when being retarded works

spam the button

and it works

bsg know their players

intended feature guys frfr

[jovial plover]

[white void]

see that was for me aswell

and then i opened the exe

closed it, and then launcher materialized out of thin air

[jovial plover]

❤️

[white void]

🤝

gotta help a fellow tarkov sufferer out

[stark torrent]

sadly you simply have to retry until it works

[fallen cloak]

eft still dont exist 😔

[stark torrent]

i think the servers are overloaded and you have to try until you catch a free bandwith or whatever

for me literally spamming check downloads worked lmao

[white void]

oh wait, just remembered

[stark torrent]

and then update

[white void]

BTR-82 on streets

[stark torrent]

it gave me error 4 times, 5th time it worked

[white void]

[stark torrent]

[white void]

WE'RE IN BOYS

GROUND ZERO MOMENT

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

this actually worked ivan

you cant tell me a more russian developer solution

now i know why people punch computer and slot machines in our countries

[white void]

BRO THIS PLACE GOT LOOT

WTF

im already bin ballin

[dapper grotto]

i'm down for a squad if anyone wants to

[white void]

and already head eye'sd

it's joever

[dapper grotto]

[fallen cloak]

xiao bing xiao does not sleep

[white void]

he never does

[wraith wagon]

gpu first pc in 👌

[white void]

i swear i fucking domed this lad

then he swings me (swing or get swung) and i insta die

[uncut ruin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMuwB8kpWo

[real solstice]

Morning gamers

[wraith wagon]

just got my second gpu

[dapper grotto]

load first raid game dies in the loading screen

[wraith wagon]

anyone know where the scientists harddrive is

[uncut ruin]

so bsg launcher logged me out and now every time i try to check if i can get in i NEED to have my email/pass correct or else i get a 1h ban

[white void]

already time for the penis helm

it is already that joever

but then we will be barrack

[real solstice]

New sks is sexy

[white void]

see should i run that or an AKU next

[wraith wagon]

pain

[white void]

happy to see me i guess

desync is at it again

tarkov moment

already gonna be me tomorrow:

[real solstice]

when the hype wears off and you remember what game you're playing

[white void]

already warn off

0 for 3

if i go 0 for 4

i must return to woods

[stark torrent]

Escape from :

Eror 221
Getaway Error
Cant find server
Lost Connection
cant find "eft"
Backend error
Error : Ok
Some error in Russian

[real solstice]

game no longer exists

[lyric cairn]

Oh shit it's wipe day? Damn, I just started playing classic wow

[white void]

i hear a 4 stack

[real solstice]

I got Error 1000

[white void]

0 for 4

time for bed

and then woods

i hope nikita's family has a nice new years ❤️

[lyric cairn]

Woods for the first 20 days of wipe, for sure

[real solstice]

SHORELINE SWEEP

[white void]

goodbye gamers

[real solstice]

bye bye

[lyric cairn]

Godspeed

[white void]

if i am not malding in the morning

i have killed myself

[real solstice]

gonna drink coffee and finish waking up while the servers hang from the ceiling fan

[white void]

adios

[real solstice]

MW3 style

[white void]

honestly idk why i thought it was a good idea to go ground zero

it is ofc, same shit different map

and with the old quests i would ignore them and go woods

why didn't i do the same today

[wraith wagon]

fuck ground zero

i dont know where any of this shit is and ive lost all my gear

[white void]

Same

Lost 4 kits

I have forgotten the ways, i must go woods

[fallen cloak]

tarkov playerrs wihtout 26 interactive maps and 47 guides

[wraith wagon]

yes

ive been looking for the mg for so fucking long

[white void]

How could i forget the ways

(I will still go ground zero tomorrow because haha funny new map, yes i will kill myself afterwards)

[dapper grotto]

first raid

also the btr is loud as shit

[stark torrent]

aight

im in

LETSGOOOOOO

Escape from Not Crashing

[fallen cloak]

im still getting gaslit

eft more like ef pee

[dapper grotto]

first death is to a scav getting the multi hit bug

[stark torrent]

played scav, got killed by a player scav

ok

enjoy the 12 rounds of buckshot and a green bandana cocksucker

[fallen cloak]

crisman noobs

[real solstice]

Got that Home Depot loot haul

[wraith wagon]

anyone know where nakatani basement stairs are

ive been looking for 10 mins

[stark torrent]

There is prob a yt video

[real solstice]

They better port that recoil over to arena STAT

[stark torrent]

yeah kinda stupid we need to play with the shit one in arena and the good one here

like so inconsistent

[real solstice]

I can't even get in to the launcher to start Arena so

[wraith wagon]

im stuck on the map

i cant find a single extract

[fallen cloak]

man i wish i could get into the damn game

[wraith wagon]

i have been consulting that map

i cant find top right

cant do top or bottom left

just died to sniper scav

fuck this game

[fallen cloak]

hows the recoil?

from what i saw it looks really good

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1185872897911312474/1189375491048755291/BSG_my_beloved.gif?ex=659def3e&is=658b7a3e&hm=5671075981f31ec4c5773fbfbc8ef2168f6c12a846f968a5abdc34fcf561604c&

[dapper grotto]

so i might be rarted but m855 wasnt locked behind PK LL3 last wipe was it?

[stark torrent]

pk2

[dapper grotto]

LL3 now

[fallen cloak]

what the hell

[stark torrent]

:/

why cause u could unlock 56a1 at lvl 2

tf

[dapper grotto]

i imagine that got changed aswell

[fallen cloak]

i suppose they moved 56a1 too?

[stark torrent]

also isnt skier selling m855

[fallen cloak]

yea

[dapper grotto]

also just heard some poor idiot get killed by kaban on streets

[terse pecan]

my friend cannot get in aswell

but like

have you ever heard BSG do a good job

[real solstice]

playing launcher roulette now

[dapper grotto]

my god the 556 MDR on new recoil

[fallen cloak]

OOOH

I GOT IN

YES

[dapper grotto]

[fallen cloak]

time to update

so i just click check for update until it doesnt time out?

[dapper grotto]

pretty much

[stark torrent]

yes

[vivid dawn]

Were back to Arena cause i get the error for half an Hour now

[real solstice]

I'd play awena over base game but that old recoil makes my spine hurt

[vivid dawn]

Can you make a split from Tarkov channel for Arena or do you rather keep it here together?

[real solstice]

I'm seeing clips of people getting claymore'd on Ground Zero

[vivid dawn]

Yeah thats off putting

[real solstice]

I'm on the papasha kit currently

[vivid dawn]

I also always hit my head with my gun after the first fired shot

[stark torrent]

ye we keep it one channel

[vivid dawn]

Boi same

[real solstice]

20 hits
395 damage

[fallen cloak]

to me it is funny taht people only now really realize how bad tarkov recoil was with the rework

[vivid dawn]

Just wanted to know so you will receive further 300+ dmg pictures here

[real solstice]

They call me 077
0 kills
7 deaths
7 assists

[fallen cloak]

ppl used to defend it so much

[stark torrent]

idk i didnt rly see many defenders tbf

[vivid dawn]

They did?

[stark torrent]

ppl universally agreed recoil was cock

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-who-asked-gif-18211844

[fallen cloak]

i read a lot of posts abt it on reddit and what not

[real solstice]

me looking for old recoil defenders

[vivid dawn]

Recoil is dick slap on rock

[stark torrent]

like people saying our pmc has spaghetti arms

trained military contractor , cant run 2 meters , cant hold a gun for more than 5 seconds, cant shoot straight

[vivid dawn]

Average cough contractor in certain areas on earth nowadays

[real solstice]

Realistic because irl we're all a bunch of couch operators

[vivid dawn]

Lol never seen it that way

But

And thats a big butt

[real solstice]

one more try and then it's arena time

[vivid dawn]

I can run further than 2m and shoot straight

[real solstice]

I have a fucked up chest so running 2 meters is realistic to me

[fallen cloak]

they arent trained

lvl 0 skills

all the training this mf gets is you playing him

[stark torrent]

they definetely are trained , you dont go to your local PMC headquarters , file a paper and you are in

fuck the 0 skills bullshit

thats just gaming

still

[real solstice]

PMC = ex-special forces minimum

[fallen cloak]

i mean tbf

they do know the basics of how to operate every gun in the game

[stark torrent]

i mean i would agree with you mike if skill wouldnt be atrocious to level

[vivid dawn]

Lore is against that

[real solstice]

Arena man has a marine tattoo if I'm correct

[stark torrent]

and wouldnt take 6 months to level up a skill to 5

[vivid dawn]

Even Tarkov lore says your trained

[fallen cloak]

its my headcanon

[vivid dawn]

Cause your part of a PMC group that operated a long time in Tarkov

[stark torrent]

now i understand about the endurance and strenght and shit , because we are supposed to be malnutritioned / hungry etc at the start of game

[fallen cloak]

because thats the only way to explain how tf that guy is less athletic than me

[dapper grotto]

praise be streets

[real solstice]

My PMC canonically has ADHD and there's not a single milligram of adderall in tarkov

arena still works

[vivid dawn]

MOTHERFUCKERS i ordered 3 double cheeseburgers and they gave me 2 and a normal Hamburger

[stark torrent]

ohh we paid , 1st stash

[real solstice]

yay I don't have dial up internet anymore

[stark torrent]

i will die before i extract

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

Someone was using 95% of our fiber optic to sync a massive harddrive

[ripe glade]

first raid went hard fr

[real solstice]

anyone wanna play arena?

[vestal dew]

i cant even download the launcher cus their website is on maintenace

[real solstice]

wipe day momento

[fallen cloak]

clicking check for update for the 350th time

💀

[real solstice]

was it last wipe where you had to pause and unpause the download over and over again to get it to go at a reasonable pace?

[dapper grotto]

not gonna touch arena until it runs on new recoil ngl

[real solstice]

I can't even update so arena is my only option

[dapper grotto]

[ripe glade]

new recoil feels so goodd

full auto can be used on ar's now without it having as much recoil as ice spice

[fallen cloak]

this i agree with

WAIT

I CLICKED PLAY

AND IT INSTANTLY DETECTS THE UPDATE

WTF

bruuuuhhhh

[frosty basalt]

I still can’t get in lol

[vivid dawn]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[real solstice]

papasha do be like that

it's head eyes or nothign

[stark torrent]

oh bruder im about to combust what a scav raid on Woods

[dapper grotto]

[fallen cloak]

BRUDER??

[real solstice]

brudi bitte

[fallen cloak]

HANS

[fallen cloak]

iedy never changes

the only constant in tarkov is iedy and ivan doing woods scav raids

[dapper grotto]

streets is also chilling right now

[vivid dawn]

Ja absolut hurensohn

ich hasse dieses bescheuerte Kit

[frosty basalt]

I wanna farm rogues if their AI isn’t bugged

[fallen cloak]

400 trefferpunkte in sein gesäß und trotzdem keine eliminierung

😔

[frosty basalt]

Grab a VPO with a 2.5x and just run it

[stark torrent]

ye the BTR on streets is actually bussin , they have an animation and everything to get in it and shit

and the drivers talk with you

[real solstice]

MP5 mit Lugers ist vieleicht nicht besser.

[dapper grotto]

gesäß hitbox in arena

[fallen cloak]

for a second i thought my discord started auto translating

[dapper grotto]

also loud as hell

[fallen cloak]

had genuine whiplash

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Streets as a scav defo works as well if u move quickly

[fallen cloak]

has 9k hp because pmc is dummy thicc

ice spice skin for infinite gesäß hp

[dapper grotto]

running pmc on streets right now its chill

[stark torrent]

should also scav reserve for cabinets they have a lot of hideout shit

[dapper grotto]

try streets cabinets aswell

[stark torrent]

ye streets might work as well tbf

cabinets there are more spread out so less chance to run into cunts wanting them too

on reserve you know everyone is sniffing that flashdrivess

[dapper grotto]

ALO TREE STILL INGAME

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

if i can craft that ledx that would be huge

or the wepbox

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

it's over

it's starting

[fallen cloak]

joever

[frosty basalt]

Joever

[stark torrent]

Joever

[real solstice]

matchmaking borked since everyone is on main today

[real solstice]

hoping these m4 boies will carry me to a free 6500 exp

everyone has faceshields
It's joever

[vivid dawn]

im playing Scout again

[wraith wagon]

anyone else having trouble with matchmaking

ive been matching for 15 minutes

[vivid dawn]

the PP19 is so much better than the shitty PPSH

[vivid dawn]

nope works fine

aside the 20 minutes waiting for the game to load

[wraith wagon]

all 3 of my friends cant either

what region are you?

[stark torrent]

servers just died

[vivid dawn]

EU

[stark torrent]

for main tarkov

[wraith wagon]

oh

[real solstice]

can this guy fuck off

[wraith wagon]

makes sense

[stark torrent]

its over the g36 carrot warrior

[dapper grotto]

ffs

[real solstice]

this would actually be unplayable if it weren't for the free 3000 participation EXP

[fallen cloak]

idk all the matches ive been in have been filled with ppl that have way better gear than me

if i wanted gear discrepancy id play late wipe tarkov

[real solstice]

I have a fucking tier 2 paper mache armor

I'm gonna shit down nikita's chimney

[fallen cloak]

thought the point of arena was to level the playing field

[vivid dawn]

i will play to that AS VAL now every wipe

[dapper grotto]

was playing duo with a friend who has the ASH-12 kit we went up againts 3 dudes with starter kits and 2 with semi decent gear

[stark torrent]

The Server Hamster Escaped from Tarkov

[dapper grotto]

Hamster has self terminated and went to the great gulag in the sky

[real solstice]

they could at least give it PST

[fallen cloak]

so now i have the update

but it keeps timing out when i click play

and i cant get in the game yet again

[fallen cloak]

hes gone

[fallen cloak]

tarkov has les sbmm than mw3 💀

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

I don't think you can aimpunch abuse unless the round actually pens

The one kill I got, it took the entire mag and the other guy was reloading I think

only 6 more losses to rank up

[vivid dawn]

fucking PPSH is so fucking shit

im malding hardcore

[real solstice]

g36 unlock

The only thing the PPSh has going for it is that it's not the starting SAG ak

[wraith wagon]

[fallen cloak]

me too buddy

me too

[dapper grotto]

its been like 2 wipes since the servers shat themselfs this badly on wipe day

[stark torrent]

so glad i did a banger scav raid after a player scav killed me on my first one, and the second one it seems i died in matching

[real solstice]

Nikita watching all the streamers hype up the wipe knowing it will end the servers for good

[stark torrent]

thats why i never try pmc first raid

servers are always a problemo

[dapper grotto]

my only death so far was scav multi hit bugging me in the arm pit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[fallen cloak]

youd think they would do something abt it

[vivid dawn]

as soon as i get that 50 rounder MP5 kit its gaming time

[real solstice]

oi CUNT
PICK A KIT

[stark torrent]

Tarkov playerbase seeing the servers shit the bed every wipe and BSG not doing jack shit about it

[vivid dawn]

until then im out of money + 0 total ARP

[stark torrent]

Its ok boys they only wiped a few times, they are stil learning

[dapper grotto]

its a beta stop hating

[real solstice]

we have a rhyzhy and he died to obdolbos on round one

[stark torrent]

Private Number calling me , its over , nikita found me

He is sending a BTR to my house

well uncacel it

[fallen cloak]

if he can afford a btr he can afford better server

take a pic and post it on reddit before u die

[dapper grotto]

oh god cant imagine how bad r/tarkov is right now

[stark torrent]

bro everyone has server problems

except Landmark

[fallen cloak]

sus

[stark torrent]

LVNDMARK is always using a specific server that always has a game

I swear he never told anyone about it

[dapper grotto]

nobody playing NA

[fallen cloak]

i dont think thats true

he has matched up against other streamers randomly

[stark torrent]

lvndmark has an rpd already

[dapper grotto]

ofcourse he has

[vivid dawn]

Raccoon Police Department

how did he get that out of Resident Evil

Guy is cracked

[lyric cairn]

Ivan must be asleep or at school or something because he's not in here raging about new recoil or download speeds or whatever

[real solstice]

new world record

16 times the hit count

[stark torrent]

Belt rig got renamed to Poyas B + A whatver

Literally unplayable

[dapper grotto]

oh god i just saw it

the fuck is this

also you guys see the stats on 6.8x51 yet?

[vivid dawn]

had 16 hits yesterday with more dmg

[stark torrent]

nah

[real solstice]

naded off of spawn

it gets better.....
right?

[dapper grotto]

kinda scarry ngl
https://twitter.com/LogicaISoIution/status/1740039206511256005

[stark torrent]

My finger hovered over the launcher icon, heart thrumming like a drum solo in a hardcore raid. I could practically taste the heady cocktail of fear and adrenaline that awaited, the thrill of victory a tang on my tongue. My PMC, kitted to the nines, was already itching to unleash hell on Tarkov's unforgiving streets. But as I clicked, reality shattered like a cracked visor. The familiar launcher remained stubbornly grey, a digital tombstone for my raid dreams.

Hope, once a roaring bonfire, sputtered into dying embers. My knees met the floor, the air thick with the sudden void. Had I angered the Tarkov gods with a cheeky pistol kill on Prapor? Was this my penance for that questionable wiggle to a scav boss? Had Nikita himself, perched on his developer throne, deemed me unworthy of loot and laser beams?

Trapped in a purgatory of pixels, I stared at the endless loading bar, each passing second an eternity. Yet, even in the ashes of anticipation, a spark flickered. For Tarkov's cruel hand had forged a resilience within me, an unyielding spirit honed in countless raids. So, I waited, head bowed but not broken, a supplicant before the digital deities. For a raid postponed is not a raid denied, and when the gates of Tarkov once more creak open, I will be ready, a phoenix rising from the ashes of this temporary exile.

[stark torrent]

Hybrid ammo looks meta af

[real solstice]

I literally got the bare minimum amount of xp

[dapper grotto]

the first mask is looking pretty good ngl

2 is a meme though

[real solstice]

15k left

[vivid dawn]

i just was one shotted by Ap-20 over whole of Sawmill with one Thorax shot 85HP

fucking shotgun with a scope

[real solstice]

that fucking m4 kit

I stg

[fallen cloak]

error on post 🪦

[stark torrent]

aight so the BTR is very good to deposit quest items

[wraith wagon]

tarkov has got me on the verge of tears and im not even playing

incredible

[stark torrent]

u find gas analysers or shit , take them to btr , send them to stash

[real solstice]

someone with an actual kit come carry me out of this poopooshoo hell

[fallen cloak]

hes on woods irl

[stark torrent]

we dont have , strum has very nice aim but even he gets nerfed by bcp fmj

[vivid dawn]

as soon as i got the G36

or the Mp5 50 rounder Quakemaker

[dapper grotto]

well we can try to carry

[real solstice]

two leg munchers should be enough to kill one guy

[dapper grotto]

might aswell play arena while waiting for main game to unfuck

[real solstice]

[stark torrent]

ye lets go

[fallen cloak]

what if i joined

😳

nvm

[real solstice]

😳

[little flame]

yarrr i love me tarkov not working

[lyric cairn]

Aight I'm sticking to other games for sure.

[frozen olive]

fun fact, that means cock in spanish

[vivid dawn]

MY co worker calls me Pajero

like the jeep

.....

one mechanic explained him what it means

Now im stuck with the Nickname

[frozen olive]

Masturbator

[fallen cloak]

eft not real

[frozen olive]

Masterbaiter Lafufu real

[vivid dawn]

[frozen olive]

Strongarm Laffe

XD

[uncut ruin]

love how i cant even log in to play arena because tarkov wipe day killed the launcher

very cool !!

[crystal musk]

1st is roze 2nd is 💀

[brittle sinew]

What the hell?

Did the game wipe?

[uncut ruin]

yea

[soft coral]

sadly

[uncut ruin]

dosta bre aman

[brittle sinew]

Man I was just about to go hard on AoE

[real solstice]

born to shit
forced to wipe

[brittle sinew]

Now I have gotta play Tarkov to try the new shit

[uncut ruin]

https://vxtwitter.com/YungNoodle_/status/1740054446674219312/photo/1

[brittle sinew]

one man can not have two masters

[uncut ruin]

made to walk into mines

[soft coral]

She raiding on my lighthouse till I mia

[vivid dawn]

Ivan got his Hair done

Nice cut you got there

[soft coral]

thanks

❤️

fun fact actually

tomorrow Igo to hairdresser

to actually get a cut

[vivid dawn]

i need to get a new cut too

but im a lazy fuck sitting here in my Kaufland christmas Pullover

[soft coral]

well mine will be on the sides since i have undercut

KAUFLAND MENTIONED

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[soft coral]

OMG

@stark torrent

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SALUT PULA

KAUFLAND DRIP

I want that

whered you get that

[vivid dawn]

Christmas gift of my Sister

[soft coral]

SHIEET

[vivid dawn]

she works on one of their warehouses

[soft coral]

Need me some kaufland drip

[vivid dawn]

higher up the line

security and shit

i mean i am in Germany

[soft coral]

no shit

[vivid dawn]

so we can buy that shit in the shops

oh that one is not available

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT

[stark torrent]

YOOOO

[vivid dawn]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU FOR REAL

@real solstice new record

[dapper grotto]

[frozen olive]

Nugget'd his ass and he still killed you

[stark torrent]

I SHOT THE M4 GUY 4 TIMES ONLY IN THE HEAD

4 HITS he didnt die

he has class 4 faceshield

[lyric cairn]

At least it isn't in Russian

[vestal dew]

can anyone get into their website?

[stark torrent]

Nope

Is dead

[vivid dawn]

now were cooking

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647862317121536/1189654889912074343/IWantHIM.mov?ex=659ef374&is=658c7e74&hm=9faad64b9ff6ceb4229abb135c1576959a902c1468bc47da2c8056dec451bfee& me when the kaban sex scene finally drops

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

Tarkov Wipe Day experience

[daring torrent]

wipes today????

[stark torrent]

it wiped hours ago

[daring torrent]

💀

[real solstice]

it's a different error every time

more arena for me I guess

[real solstice]

🫡

now it's the "no eft" error

it's always been bad on wipe day but never this comically shit

at least arena still boots up

nevermind

alright fuck this I'm gonna go touch grass

It's a beautiful sunny day and I don't want to spend all of it clicking on the launcher and retyping my password

[stark torrent]

i cant

[real solstice]

Can't have desync and bad audio if the launcher can't even boot

[dapper grotto]

looks like i made food at the right time

[earnest timber]

Glad i got banned from that god forsaken server

[dapper grotto]

imagine being on the EFT discord

[stark torrent]

thanks

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

i cant believe it

[dapper grotto]

[covert escarp]

what user action could be required here

"get up here and fix the servers yourself"

[dapper grotto]

buying 5 more EOD accounts

[real solstice]

Sheef is already farming rogues

[earnest timber]

Could care less about nolife streamers

[vivid dawn]

Landmark crying like a baby about recoil in his video about the new map

"Its soooo weird"

Couldnt sleep so i watch his shit

[earnest timber]

Good

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133235063224553592/1184728527044628480/IMG_4527.gif?ex=658d076c&is=657a926c&hm=58230f3cd9425c66389b81ee0a2cc895b264bc42d399bcec2527d5b40f994b7a&

wait... im loading???

[frozen olive]

But it's a good recoil change

It means you can actually hit things without pulling down or weird shit

Please streamers don't fucking walk back recoil

[wintry ridge]

streamers are cring

whats next? complaining about vaulting

"ohhh it makes it too hard to parkour"

[velvet axle]

When A Veteran Merc Character can actually handle the Recoil of a 9mm SMG

https://tenor.com/view/pee-panicking-what-terrified-gif-15348578

[dapper grotto]

scavs can spawn em

[wintry ridge]

new map is goated

shloot