💣tarkov-released

[wintry ridge]

tarkov has such great atmosphere and world building and then it throws it away when it comes to gameplay

u really feel like a hobo who would kill a man for a tin of beans after playing it for a hundred hours

immersive....

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll oi

[compact knoll]

welcome

[wintry ridge]

welcome iedy

@stark torrent go cqb

everything else is fake

all the maps are so cramped you'd be a fool t o go marksman like i did if you arent running a team so you can relay info over discord

[stark torrent]

ye i know tbf i dont think ill play until they reset it or shit

[wintry ridge]

play a lil so you get to feel personally how bad it is

[stark torrent]

ye

lets see

[wintry ridge]

play bowl teamfight, that had good balancing

the pit was so poorly elo ranked

it was legit paca vs altyn my first pit match

ok gn tarkov boys

ping me with ur funny lil screenshots or whatever

ill be down to coop when it wipes @white void

[compact knoll]

gn

[white void]

different timezones

im aus

youre america

gonna be kaput ping

[rich venture]

Where's mine

[soft coral]

hmmm

familiar name this indiviual artyom has

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

Time to KEDR

[compact knoll]

i dont know who that individual is

[stark torrent]

Me neither , i wish the best to him and his family

[compact knoll]

must be a fine genteleman

[soft coral]

I'm sure he has a nice personality

[soft coral]

neruron activation

[vivid dawn]

il stay with scout til i get the AS VAL which will take me a long shitty time

im fucked in my match cause theres 9 snipers and me with the KEDR

As soon as i move they fuck me up

[stark torrent]

my brother in whole Christ this game is such a pain in the fucking ass

Step 1. Download 18gb for Arena , takes 30-35 mins

Step 2. Now we are unpacking the files - 15-20 mins

Step 3 . Play??? HAHAHAHAh we are verifying integrity of the files - another 10-15 mins

Ce pula mea

[vivid dawn]

Whole process took me 14 minutes

And even that was way to long

[stark torrent]

idk why for some reason it was stuck at 0% for like 10 mins

prob servers going kek or idk

[dapper grotto]

Imagine after 9 fucking days

[stark torrent]

ok now i go make fun of idiots on official tarkov discord , i will come back muted

[stark torrent]

LETS FUCKING GO

[dapper grotto]

expecting the game to wipe in 1-2 days with the fire sale going on

[stark torrent]

might be tommorow morning tbf

last wipe they announced the wipe at like 2-3 AM then at 8 or 10 they started the patch

took 6 hours

[dapper grotto]

i know

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

KEDR vs fucking MK16

guess who won cause i couldnt pen his armor

Leg sweeping aint working in CQC so fast

[dapper grotto]

should have gone for the legs noob

[vivid dawn]

Guy killed my whole team

....

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

at least i headshotted him this time after he killed 3 ....

Guy is shredding

[dapper grotto]

arena balancing go brrrr

[vivid dawn]

FYMTV is his name

[stark torrent]

bro like why is this shit so much better than the rest

[dapper grotto]

cause bsg cant balance shit

[vivid dawn]

wtf is with this dude

[compact knoll]

have i told you that arena is shit before

and you will be figthing zenith guys with blakcjack preset

[stark torrent]

and that you have to grind the whole shotgun tree to unlock the last guy that has the Mutant

??????????????????????????????????????????

[compact knoll]

yeah

yeah

that

i think you get ap20 in one of those

adn that shit is op

[stark torrent]

stilleto ye

[compact knoll]

armour is twicked btw

for example

vulcan 6

faceshield is lvl 6 as well

in game i think its lvl 4 or lvl 5

[stark torrent]

rly

ingame is 4

[compact knoll]

other armours as well

[stark torrent]

lmao

[vivid dawn]

im grinding to that AS VAL setup on Scout

That will be painfull

[dapper grotto]

going for the ash-12 scout kit once i'm in

[vivid dawn]

We have one guy teamkilling everyone rn

Why is the Tarkov playerbase more toxic than LoL

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

DONT

it will wipe in like

2 days

i am pretty sure

[stark torrent]

Damn i cant wait to grind top kit for assault im sure its good shit

Fucking AVT

[compact knoll]

yeah

[stark torrent]

Grinding ur cock off for AVT

[compact knoll]

use teh one before it

shit fire

[stark torrent]

ye the ash one is po

pog

[vivid dawn]

all his 3 deaths are my kills

with the KEDR

[stark torrent]

aight we go in arena

[vivid dawn]

We got shredded

[dapper grotto]

now should i go burn some of my shit while downloading

[stark torrent]

spawned in , go into a shack to peek window , got sniped

nice

i literally played too fast paced , my teammates all stay by spawn

i rushed in solo

[vivid dawn]

Wait for them to introduce collection kits which you can buy for 20-60€

Ich hab SexyUwe geheadshotted NEIN

If someone wants to add me: Lafufu

[compact knoll]

i think they will make them event only

[vivid dawn]

Ah so only Esports people and no life Streamers get em

Gotcha gotcha

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent interesting

leg armour?

meta no more?

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

well this was easy

i had 2 sweats in team

[stark torrent]

oh shit

[compact knoll]

this is winter update

red is new map

[dapper grotto]

ah right the newbie map
ground zero

[compact knoll]

im not gonna play tarkov this wipe

most likely

probably arena tho

[stark torrent]

sadge

[vivid dawn]

classic

as soon as i got the AS val i gonna slap

See ya in 2025

[stark torrent]

same i wanna get that ash12 but fuck me its tedious

[vivid dawn]

you should get XP on every kit in every line no matter what you play

Even if its Warthunder grindy then

But that way you wont be stuck with using always that one shitty kit for progress

[stark torrent]

Yeah that would be the best

Rn some trees are impossible because some maps also make them aids to use

like most sniper tree

[stark torrent]

i mean , that would be cool but irl there is a reason there is no leg armour lol

like that is riot armor i guess , can stop 9x18 bullets but shouldnt stop 7.62 lol

[compact knoll]

well

its mostly gonna be shitty ammo

even if its lvl 2

it will stop most rip ammo

shotgun

9x19 rip

.45 rip

9x18

[white void]

I will bomb nikita

if i dont get access

to arena

before wipe

[white void]

(in game)

[dapper grotto]

imagine you get acces at 10PM and they announce wipe at 3AM again

[compact knoll]

i dont evne see a point at playing arena rn

[vivid dawn]

KEDR vs faceshield = not good

[compact knoll]

its gonna wipe anyway

and they will make a lot of changes

[white void]

i will be fine with that

because

arena will wipe too, no?

[dapper grotto]

i would hope so

[vivid dawn]

i needed 8 matches to get that pp-19 LOADOUT SO I WILL USE IT

[compact knoll]

yeah

[white void]

so yeah

i'll be fine with that

2 wipes for me to play

when i get sick of doing quests for prapor the lying fuck

[compact knoll]

you will use the pp loadout and you WILL enjoy it

[white void]

and jaeger the fat cunt

i will get dumpstered in arena, ez

[dapper grotto]

also anyone down for arena in aprox 2-2:30 h?

[compact knoll]

i hate jaeger quests

[white void]

everyone does

[vivid dawn]

DAMN STRAIGHT I WILL ENJOY THE PP

[compact knoll]

that game makes me want to say the nword

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dP71fst28Fc

just hire someone

Sawmill is the shittiest map of em all so far

change my mind

[compact knoll]

it was in contract wars

but with less vegetaion

[vivid dawn]

Re used assets

nice

Garbage.

it gets worse and worse

[compact knoll]

#💣tarkov-released message

[vivid dawn]

literaly

guy pushed me with a fucking 9x19 gun

but KEDR wasnt stronk enough

and when i was empty he just pressed shoot 4 times

[stark torrent]

ye like arena is cool but solo not rly

i cant do comms at all and now i had 2 lvl 4 faceshields in game my man had this face when tanking my US bullets

https://tenor.com/view/alvidono-alvi-gigachad-chad-gigachad-face-gif-27700638

[white void]

anything tarkov is simply superior as a solo

[stark torrent]

never

tarkov solo is either ratting or a depressing shithole

[white void]

i never have to share loot (yes ik in arena you dont need to loot)

I never have to say where i saw someone 8 times

i rely on no one but myself

however i do still have to teach my newbie friends tarkov

that shall be fun

[vivid dawn]

We got one guy with a high end kit in the enemy team and rest,me included,are bozos

we cant pen this guys armor or faceshield reliably

Its lost from the start

[dapper grotto]

[white void]

aim for his dick

[stark torrent]

and they won

it counted as a win

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

stole his gun and armor yeeted his friends lol

using PP19 first match .... gets KEDR headshotted

to bad you cant talk when your dead

my laughing for every TK would be priceless

it really gets worse

i really dont want anymore

[soft coral]

I see everyone is enjoying arena

[vivid dawn]

dafuq is this circle

thats not how a flashlight works

[dapper grotto]

oh god does the PP19 have the same silencer shadow bug as the MP7 now

[soft coral]

its a feature

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

as if i won all the matches i played and totaly did not loose 8/9

Soon

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

i get the feeling i should play that shitty CQB kit

[compact knoll]

he doesnt know

its 100k after 2 presets

7k a win

3k a lose

[vivid dawn]

yeah already need 57k for the next one

its horendous

[stark torrent]

im going back in arena guys

im about to combust

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

its LOL all over again

[vivid dawn]

[earnest timber]

I love using kits that doesn't progress my preset tree whatsoever

such a great idea

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent first arena impressions?

[vivid dawn]

Its fun BUT

[dapper grotto]

i mean thats just the tarkov tag line init

[vivid dawn]

it would be so much better if it was in the hands of a studio that acutaly wouldnt be full of lazy fucks

ok yeah thats the tag line

[soft coral]

fun?

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

the fk is this shit

prapors uncle?

[vivid dawn]

Leg armor no more sweepin

[dapper grotto]

kabans brother pretty sure

[stark torrent]

So ughh its fun for 3 rounds then you either stomp or get stomped

depending who you get matched with

i ran into the g36 faceshield guy , 3 people shot him he didnt die

[dapper grotto]

oh boy i cant wait

[stark torrent]

if i get 2 games like these i kms

[vivid dawn]

im on my way to that G36 kit in CQB now

The attic kit works suprisingly well for a hobo with faceshield and stolen PRESS vest

[rich venture]

How can scav tt pen fast mt yet I cannot pen class 4 with 55a1

[brisk plover]

look up 0.13 best graphics settings for performance
fps goes down

certified tarkov moment

[vivid dawn]

i like the kill cam

got a first hacker

one tap kedr headshotting everyone in mere seconds every round

Lemme see if he was just lucky

i wll record this fucker xD

Well they aint aimbotting but they for sure know where you are all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZu3R0dkSbg&ab_channel=LVNDMARK

oooof

smurfing

[dapper grotto]

also why the fuck does tony look AI generated here

[earnest timber]

Oil Paint effect more like

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

2v2 is fun

[vivid dawn]

Stockholm syndrome kicks hard

[compact knoll]

They should make leveling skills in arena faster

Maybe like 5x

Or 2x and remove the penalty for lvling up too much

[real solstice]

I got my email lads

Time to suffer

[vivid dawn]

We can play 3v3 or 2v2

Lafufu

[real solstice]

sure

[vivid dawn]

one of you guys name is SO23 ?

S0z3 *

[real solstice]

let me install

👀

[vivid dawn]

wanted to say it was fast

but it wasnt

Took me 14 minutes and Ledy around 38 iirc

[compact knoll]

@vivid dawn @wintry ridge @soft coral @stark torrent @dapper grotto wioe tommorow at 10

[real solstice]

John Arena

[compact knoll]

Will take 6 hours to patch

Arena wont be wiped

[real solstice]

9 MB/sec

[vivid dawn]

Ah damn no Arena wipe

i had hopes

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-clarkson-speed-ariel-atom-power-gif-21974831

[vivid dawn]

unlocked that PPSH kit

its horrible

its good for 2v2 because of the close combat

[stark torrent]

aye aye]

[stark torrent]

lafe come play with me and sturm

[vivid dawn]

i just matched

[stark torrent]

next one

[real solstice]

Can an American play with europeans

[stark torrent]

if u want

gl

😗

[soft coral]

who asked

I hope their servers explode

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bubsy-meme-explosion-3d-gif-15828100

[earnest timber]

They always do

No need for hoping

Its inevitable

[soft coral]

Good

fiery explosion

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[brisk plover]

wipe confirmed tomorrow ig

[vivid dawn]

Lafufu

[jovial plover]

FAAACK i satrt engoing the game XDDD

[real solstice]

I'm almost in lads

CQB, Scout, or Assault?

[vivid dawn]

CQB or Scout

Scout then go to the AS VAL

[stark torrent]

cqb most OP laodouts , Assault is ok , Scout is ok as well if u can get over the early grind

the rest are ass

[real solstice]

CQB attic then?

[vivid dawn]

yeah and go down the PPSH line

[real solstice]

Can I join you?

[vivid dawn]

get the G36 kit

[stark torrent]

sure

[real solstice]

is it gonna carry over my settings from main game?

[stark torrent]

yes

[vivid dawn]

we had one 2v2 and cant find a match since

20 Minutes waiting sim

[stark torrent]

yeah the server shat the bed again

classic BurgerState

[vivid dawn]

REEEEE

[real solstice]

Bratwurststate

[stark torrent]

@real solstice @dapper grotto imma get off boys it seems their servers have unalived themselves again and will prob take half a year to fix

[real solstice]

seeya

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

ggs today , we can play more tommorow if the servers dont explode again

[dapper grotto]

aye hit me up when you want to play

[real solstice]

wait over a week for invite
get one game in
servers commit sewerslide

[real solstice]

same

[upbeat lark]

I wonder how long servers are going to be down

[real solstice]

We're getting clapped by "bholedevestator" and "bussytastegood"

oh my god bussy just murdered papa in spawn

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

they both keep killing them

what did he do

they're both toxic af
Shooting bodies and what not

lets goooooo

uh oh

[real solstice]

I DON'T HAVE TO USE THE BALL-SAG ANYMORE

[white void]

still no arena access

[real solstice]

mfs where throwing so many grenades that it took my game down to 30 fps when they went off

[real solstice]

Sawmill is dogshit

[dapper grotto]

better camper wins

[white void]

https://youtu.be/ZNvf8OosNs4?si=NpsDQlRfObzEuQie

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[real solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1183272401975386213/freeze-2.gif?ex=6587bb4c&is=6575464c&hm=f0617d24876c19d64dcd91648dff2e5712fe9d8ec8ab02c2cac10d54ce07a71c&

man's been constipated for how long now?

[white void]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749883971411640390/1171545081824678008/IMG_3789.gif?ex=655d1161&is=654a9c61&hm=9cb808bdfdfa8c7b8654adc8d5afab92df544354ad3d4bf167814c572704c769&

[real solstice]

250 ping papasha experience

[white void]

I just want access

holy shit

[real solstice]

I'm rubberbanding everywhere and everyone has kits 2 tiers above me

[wintry ridge]

we we we webille

[wintry ridge]

sorry shrimp, only da big fish get to game on arena

[white void]

uh huh

[real solstice]

I'm gonna shit in Nikita's borscht

It is a lot of fun when you're fairly matched and the servers aren't shitting the bed though

I've learned that Arena is running on a version of the game before the blacked limb damage rework so anything fleshdamage is just dogshit

[real solstice]

I would like to apologize to Nikita
Turns out someone upstairs was downloading a bunch of stuff

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-my-honest-reaction-schnoz-gif-27191394

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/jokerge-inside-gif-516210194349882479

[wintry ridge]

wipe wipe wipe wipe tomorrow

[real solstice]

soon I daresay

[wintry ridge]

i hope lightkeeper got his quests adjusted

doing basically every quest to unlock him is so BS

[nimble plaza]

finally ive been crusting since august

[wintry ridge]

crusty gamer

get a uhh

bidet

[nimble plaza]

no

i only wipe when nikita does

[wintry ridge]

do you take backshots when nikitia does

[wintry ridge]

@white void yo wait

it said 2am est right

for wipe

thats like an hour or two from now?

[white void]

bro idk

[wintry ridge]

you enjoying true stalker?

[white void]

yes

also wait yeah in an hour

a mate said its in an hour the update

[wintry ridge]

do you need to create hard saves, i died after f6ing and like

it sent me back to "new game" in menu

[white void]

i've done 1 hard save

in 2 days

[wintry ridge]

i think i was on veteran diff

maybe thats it

ok ill stay up for a bit and see if it starts updating

[frosty basalt]

is true stalker actually fun

[real solstice]

wipe in 3 minutes 🚨

[compact knoll]

Its gonna take 6 hours to update

They will probably extend it for like 2 more

And the servers will be down or dying for 5 more hours

[wintry ridge]

yeah

just take a nap

[compact knoll]

I slept 8 hours

Gonna sleep some more

[wintry ridge]

yep

i slept like 6 in the past 2 days

[compact knoll]

I won't be playing tarkov anyway

Unless

The fps is good

[wintry ridge]

gonna hibernate

[compact knoll]

But i doubt it is

[wintry ridge]

the newbie map is prolly gonna be good

mini streets

[compact knoll]

Tired of playing in 40fps game freezing when fighting

[real solstice]

Culdesac of Tarkov

[austere pasture]

patchnotes are up

[compact knoll]

They remade

Shoreline

@soft coral alo no more shall we suffer

You can buy most armours on flea market

But lvl 5 and 6 plates

Yeah they added btr

Btr wont attack you

Unless you attack it

Changed visual effect from painkiller

[wintry ridge]

where

@compact knoll whats new with shoreline?

smaller runs to resort?

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/277?lang=null

cool embed

this shit is gonna be the new uhh

sr25 i guess

tap at people with good ammo

spam hipfire up close

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent hey tarkov boy

is this change good

[real solstice]

They claim to have fixed hearing surface noises while in the reserve bunker

[frosty basalt]

no

:)

they fixed it as well as they fixed jumping in trees

[real solstice]

I wanna see the new SKS model

[covert escarp]

the new armor plates system is gonna be sick, im hoping i can put nicer plates in rigs that were previously weaker but still looked cool lol

[compact knoll]

There will be soo much fucking desync man

Since now the server also has to calculate 5 plates on 10 different players

And every hit it has to calculate the plate and the specific zone it hig

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

Snoreline no more?????

[stark torrent]

im readin rn

why another bullet :/

should have just been the 7.62 variant or whatver

This might be terrible

Ok , this is good

[frosty basalt]

armored collar gonna be like level 2-3 max

swear

[soft coral]

idk

dont really care tho

[frosty basalt]

stop buckshot

[soft coral]

I am not playing this wipe

[stark torrent]

ye we just gonna have and see

[frosty basalt]

ivan you said that this wipe already

[soft coral]

Yes

but llama is retarded

and thinks I'll play

[frosty basalt]

you probably will bro

[soft coral]

nop

fucking watch me

[frosty basalt]

idc

[soft coral]

idc too

;d

I'm here to laugh at how broken the game is

I'll simply wont play

easy as that

[frosty basalt]

mhm mhm

is this tarkov in the room with us now

[stark torrent]

Well , i guess it's ok , if traders wont sell them or wont unlock them for higher level quests then it sucks

And i hope to find them in raid at least

[covert escarp]

swag factor

[frosty basalt]

so true

[frosty basalt]

NO

[stark torrent]

hah shit this will ruin some chad movement

[frosty basalt]

THATS GONNA BE SO FUCKIN BUGGY

YOURE GONNA RUN INTO TREE ROOTS AND STOP IN PLACE

tarkov sucks

[soft coral]

xd

lmaooo

Aha

[covert escarp]

this is certainly gonna end up being a 'thing'
im positive that the new vaulting system will end up with people getting under the map and phasing through walls

[soft coral]

+50% more rats this wipe

nobody will move this wipe

[stark torrent]

Aight so this is a great idea done wrong

Why? Because

1. Cultists aside from events do not exist

2. and 3. Are Lighthouse only , like who cares

Only reason u play LH is to kill the rogues too for xp and money

[frosty basalt]

or money runs

hit up red chalet and leave red rebel

[stark torrent]

Yeah and like....you dont need this , and ofc is AFTER u finish Lightkeeper

Which simply wont happen

[upbeat lark]

https://youtu.be/MKYOspIJiWE?si=rZVpBU7jmJc0DttW

[frosty basalt]

real

[frosty basalt]

thanks

[soft coral]

insane feature

[upbeat lark]

new optic????

[stark torrent]

its over

they said it

[upbeat lark]

please be good

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

Aint no way it will be shittier , right ?

[compact knoll]

Iedy pin this

[upbeat lark]

anything will be better

[compact knoll]

Also ban this fucj

[frosty basalt]

lol

[upbeat lark]

btw in the forbidden special tarkov game mode that has the armor changes its kind of aids

[vivid dawn]

@stark torrent russian dude spammed it in every channel

Ah already taken care of

Nice

[stark torrent]

ye classic scammer

[upbeat lark]

i was wearing a slick and got 1 bodied by a scav with a mosin its gonna be annoying

[frosty basalt]

can mosin even one shot no body armor

[upbeat lark]

well it can one shot anyone not in a zabralo now if you hit them above their plates

[frosty basalt]

only these 2 can one shot thorax full hp

and the rest would have to fragment

this is assuming no armor

even level 2 armor would stop a one shot

[upbeat lark]

(SPTR has changed ballistics shit does way more dmg)

[frosty basalt]

sptr?

[upbeat lark]

illegal tarkov

(only because bsg are PUSSIES)

[frosty basalt]

ok i thought you were talking about ets bro lmao

what are you coping about

[upbeat lark]

sptr had the plate changes implemented already so it was basically sampling the new wipe

[soft coral]

aha

[white void]

damn

aight i see how it is

[soft coral]

I mean
I told you but youre just not listening

that aint my problem

[stark torrent]

what does Euro Truck Simulator have to do with Tarkov

[soft coral]

the trucks deliver the aks to prapor wdym

[white void]

nuh uh

thought we were chill ivan

i can't believe this

[stark torrent]

ivan is never chill thats your mistake

[white void]

true

anyways see you this wipe ivan ❤️

[vivid dawn]

And then you shoot him

[stark torrent]

Bagamias pula

[soft coral]

Nop

:)

[white void]

fucking racists

[soft coral]

I'm over here building my houses
exploring caves

I'm making my builds

i'm a builder man

[compact knoll]

react this man

[soft coral]

?

anyway

[soft coral]

not when youre simply being an idiot

we wont be

[white void]

thats crazy

[soft coral]

I was crazy once

I was locked in a factory

a factory with rats

[white void]

uh huh

[wintry ridge]

Same ur control presets rn

There's some txt file for that in eft folder

[brisk plover]

6 hours apparently

[wintry ridge]

What if not

What if 3 spawns him other maps

Since he was there during Halloween events

[stark torrent]

i dont think so , i wish

[soft coral]

99% unlikely

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

I hope not

Imagine zryrqchiy or roges on streets because someone rushed lightkeeper quests day 3 of wipe

[stark torrent]

💀

[wintry ridge]

I think more tasks should be timelocked

Make Mr streamer farm XP for a day while he waits for peacekeeper to get off his ass

We all know the UN is slow as shit for everything, it only makes sense

[stark torrent]

Nah i think it would suck , it would affect ur average player as well

Streamer will always play the shit out of this , but maybe someone has 2 days off but he cant quest because its timelocked

There is no good way to stop no lifers from no lifing this shit

[soft coral]

I reckon if he can run the main menu

[wintry ridge]

True

Streamers will always rush quests and get the best gear

[frozen olive]

If they don't get the funny sherpa care package

[stark torrent]

sherpas cant be streamers anymore

it was a new rule

[frozen olive]

Was it cause Rengarr?

or whatever

[stark torrent]

No , many streamers were using the sherpa name to promote themselves, like staying in the lobby afk with a name and their ttv , sherpas always showed at the top of the lobby everytime

And many were not rly sherpaing anymore

[soft coral]

promoting aside I think legit none of them were doing their job as sherpas

explaining the game and thought process when playing

They were W shifting

[wintry ridge]

People who like arena probably leave their pizza crusts on the plate

[soft coral]

there's people who like arena?

they need to be studied

[wintry ridge]

Study this

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent yo

they finally got the chinese ballistic face shields

the .44 stopping ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYOspIJiWE

[mellow sonnet]

IMMM BOIUTTA TARK with the spear

[chilly hollow]

(they don't stop it)

[wintry ridge]

yeah idk if bsg cares enough tho

still gonna wear it and larp as a division 2 hunter

https://tenor.com/view/the-division2-hunter-hunter-division2-the-division-goes-hard-gif-26006832

holy hell

new tarkin video just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMuwB8kpWo

[stark torrent]

oh damn hahaha

i remember those tests

[wintry ridge]

yep

"stops" a .44 by directing all the shrapnel into the eyehole

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-morning-chat-goro-majima-goro-yakuza-gif-11739992260116594927

[wintry ridge]

@dapper grotto

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

wanna check out ground zero

im prolly gonna go bear

I wanna shoot the APC and see how fast it kills me

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

surely it's just gonna be an AGS on top

not a real 30mm

surely...

[dapper grotto]

surely

[wintry ridge]

surely it wont pen thru concrete walls and instagib entire squads with a single shot

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

honestly

kinda sad but

more excited for this than i was christmas

😩

i was stressin over christmas, i aint know what anyone likes

[dapper grotto]

alright coffe is ready time to dive into patch notes

[chilly hollow]

average socially awkward tarkov player

[wintry ridge]

watch this then patchnotes

[wintry ridge]

its not even that

i got some real sentimental gifts for em but I had to stop by like 8 thriftstores for anything that looked good

[vivid dawn]

Ahh shit here we go again

[wintry ridge]

yoooo

and it can take comms

the muffled mic lmaooooo

[dapper grotto]

alo

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-take-it-anymore-im-going-insane-i-cant-even-i-cant-even-begin-to-comprehend-dejays-place-gif-23627704

[dapper grotto]

[earnest timber]

Snoreline has now became Shoreline

[wintry ridge]

snoreline has became.... moreline

new river crossing seems big

no need to go to power or gas station to cross the map at night

[dapper grotto]

also dear god more shoreline quests

[wintry ridge]

hope they're not dead end ones

maybe they'll be between the shitty ones where you gotta kill 8 scavs with untar armor to then killing 8 scavs with untar armor AND an m4

[vivid dawn]

I CANNOT

https://tenor.com/view/cacodemon-doom-spray-bottle-gif-15508179

[earnest timber]

To Enemy: 450

Still lives

Based on real events

[dapper grotto]

as if i needed more reasons to be a street goblin

[wintry ridge]

does this mean ONLY fir items?

cant depot kills loot

prolly

[earnest timber]

That would be retarded

[dapper grotto]

who gives a fuck about kills more ruble for me

also recoil changes

[vivid dawn]

i just got TK for lying on the ground and then the guy got all buddy with the red dude until he noticed he was the enemy LOL

[wintry ridge]

what part

[earnest timber]

Only FIR stuff for BTR

Oooooh

[wintry ridge]

this reads like only FIR stuff is allowed

i guess it makes sense but ehh

idiotic

prolly too lazy to prevent non fir items getting made FIR after putting them thru the btr

[earnest timber]

NIKITA YOU DONE IT AGAIN

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-my-honest-reaction-schnoz-gif-27191394

[dapper grotto]

oh god scavs can buy the BTR services?

[wintry ridge]

oh my GOD

awesome

real pimping

im gonna rush scav karma this wipe i think

good luck streets rats, im sure its only gonna target pmcs if a scav uses it

to prevent tking to other scavs

[dapper grotto]

surely

probs gonna go usec this time around

[stark torrent]

Prob to prevent RMT carry from dropping you full loot then you dip it with the thing to stash

[wintry ridge]

alot of shit they do is anti rmt

so prolly

[stark torrent]

Still , kinda meh, would have been cool to kill 1-2 players send their loot , then u can play more underweight instead of having to extract

Cause u too heavy

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[earnest timber]

JUST SUE THESE RMT SITES ALREADY

[wintry ridge]

they should add one of those uhh

[dapper grotto]

problem is how many of those are even in russia

[stark torrent]

You know the btr will be camped anyway

[wintry ridge]

purchase this shit for 40mil

[dapper grotto]

and are the laws for them even existent

[wintry ridge]

everything is camped

always

rats win again i guess

[stark torrent]

Dont need no armor plates if the enemy doesnt see me

[dapper grotto]

i'm currios if it will move between stops by itself or not

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

prolly

like a bus more than a taxi

[earnest timber]

Its a slow game so of course holding angles are a lot more viable

[wintry ridge]

pay it to go to the stop you want

do you think it'll aggro everyone if shot or only the shooter

[stark torrent]

I agree , i hold the same angle for 45 minutes , proned in a bush

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Everyone it says if it gets shot

[earnest timber]

Thats just extract camping

[wintry ridge]

oh boy

im gonna have fun with that

[stark torrent]

If someone paid for it , him and his squad wont be aggrod

[wintry ridge]

pop it as a scav and loot the scavs after it

[stark torrent]

I mean they should have also added a way to disable it

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[stark torrent]

Like landmine it or shit

[wintry ridge]

rpg wouldve been cool

[stark torrent]

Idk why we have an invicible aimbot lol

Even grenade launchering the wheels on engine idk

[wintry ridge]

invincible splash damage aimbot

[dapper grotto]

imagine they shadow drop rpg's this wipe

[stark torrent]

[earnest timber]

And make them exceedingly rare

Only 1% will get it

[dapper grotto]

locked behind lightkeeper LL4

[stark torrent]

[earnest timber]

Even the GL is legit hard to get

[stark torrent]

Lightkeeper ugh such a overhyped feature

Not done well at all

[wintry ridge]

bahahahaha

dude

i'd love it

pop an rpg frag in reserve

deafen everyone in the bunker

backblast clear!

[earnest timber]

Quests are way too tedious to get to him

[wintry ridge]

when even the nolifers take a while to get to him, its badly designed

[earnest timber]

Cant use in small spaces or you die from your own backblast

[stark torrent]

Yeah too time consuming and too conditioned

[wintry ridge]

the dudes that get max hideout in under a week taking 2 to get lightkeeper just shows its a shitass implementation

[dapper grotto]

[earnest timber]

At least it would be realistically balanced

[dapper grotto]

hideout skill elite in a week i wish

[wintry ridge]

not the skill brah

[dapper grotto]

oh boy i cant wait to get fucked by the new armor hitzone's

[earnest timber]

Flanking will be rewarding finally

[wintry ridge]

and aiming for different parts of the chest/head

[dapper grotto]

what i'm worried about is the fact that the groin hitbox counts as stomach hits

[wintry ridge]

not just spraying, tap firing to hit lower armor areas is rewarding now

[earnest timber]

Finally tactics will be viable in a tactical shooter

[dapper grotto]

that could be a problem real fast

[stark torrent]

Problem is as always, its half finished

They should have reworked all armors then to let us put soft armor or shit on some , like slick

Or use the rigs as extra side armor

[earnest timber]

I don't mind, i hated the inconsistent TTK of old tarkov

[stark torrent]

Slick rn is shit for example

It has no sides

[dapper grotto]

old tarkov had that

[earnest timber]

Bullets will actually kill people now?

Nooooooo

[dapper grotto]

you could put armored rigs over armor

[stark torrent]

Lately reason bullets didnt kill was because they were bugged and had hitreg

SHIRLEY thei fixed this

[earnest timber]

Like always?

[stark torrent]

Desync will never be fixed in this game

Impossible at this point

[wintry ridge]

recoil rework is prolly gonna be jank

[dapper grotto]

it was nice on ets

[vivid dawn]

Ak even less recoil than M4

[stark torrent]

I think it will be better than whatever we have now anyway

[dapper grotto]

some guns where fucky like the scar
but overall its a massive improvement

it will be better

[stark torrent]

Right now even smgs with 0 recoil felt like shit

[dapper grotto]

at least you wont have to throw 250k ruble on an M4 to make it usable

[stark torrent]

They would wobble

[earnest timber]

As long as attachments are nerfed across the board the recoil rework should be good

[wintry ridge]

[dapper grotto]

patch notes did say that muzzle divices where nerfed

[wintry ridge]

i hope 9x39 isn't dogshit on the new guns

hopefully the unsuppressed ones wont jam as much

[stark torrent]

Ye apparently supressors too

I wonder how

[dapper grotto]

could be the muzzle break and silencer buffs stacking maybe?

ETS VAL was scary with the new recoil

[earnest timber]

Its okay, it will overheat half way through the 30 round mag

[wintry ridge]

fire 20 rounds, jam 3 times

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

dont worry! now you can tap fire it and only jam once in 20 rounds

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

val sp-6 moment

[wintry ridge]

i just want a cheap dmr that shoots good ammo

the vss was basically that for me

slap a pso on and tap people with the 10 round mags

[dapper grotto]

it should be just that new recoil also unfucked tap/burst fire

its actually good now

[wintry ridge]

since sp6 is easier to get than m80 for some fucked up reason

oh wait did they mention ammo trades

i hope they did

tier 4 to get m80 is abysmal

when its t3 for sp5 or whatever ammo that was

and lps

[dapper grotto]

we had this whatever it means

[wintry ridge]

prolly loyalty levels and uhh

stock

gotta wait to see

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-my-honest-reaction-schnoz-gif-27191394

[dapper grotto]

.366 scares me pls dont take away my 366 ap from mechanic i need my rat blaster

[wintry ridge]

you know

it is waht it is

ill just hit the billion ammo crates on streets as scav for my ammo

like i did last wipe

[dapper grotto]

i had a thicc case with ammo boxes with all the meta ammos last wipe

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

hop in, we're going scavving

[vivid dawn]

PPSH is frustrating to play vs M4´s and G36´s

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-baby-kitten-sad-gif-13931206

[vivid dawn]

18 matches played

[dapper grotto]

lost my first 3 game's with ledy yesterday cause garbo teams

then the servers self terminated after our first win

also dear god why is this a thing

[wintry ridge]

[dapper grotto]

it isnt pog its busted

[wintry ridge]

i think its really funny how like

every kit has the same face you choose

like a dude walking into a costco sample with 30 different outfits

they look unique and then

why he look like that

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/daily-pictures-8years-timelapse-aging-gif-3553947

[wintry ridge]

3 hours?

holy fuck i got matched up with a lobotomy patient

this dude stares at a dude for 20 seconds and tries to shoot 30 times

with an empty gun

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

dude has slower reactions than a half rotten corpse

atleast you can zap that with a car battery and it jolts

this dude has like 3 dpi

[wintry ridge]

can anyone going usec this wipe tell me if theres any new drip

elsewise ill be going bear for the summer field

[earnest timber]

No way that's real

[wintry ridge]

bro emptied his kedr

and kept clicking

over and over

[white void]

whats summerfield agaain

[wintry ridge]

the bear uhh

green splotchy camo

[earnest timber]

What are the chances the guy was shitfaced? lol

[wintry ridge]

high

[white void]

ah ik which one

idk what to go

usec or bear

[wintry ridge]

im gonna go bear

faction aint matter tb

[white void]

yeah but drip

[wintry ridge]

i guess bro

actually... usec might be good for the uhh

tan clothes

ok uhh

new boss will be at the mall

that one area with the mgs pointing at the hotel

[white void]

in streets?

[wintry ridge]

yeah

@stark torrent its here

@earnest timber

[white void]

the wipe?

[earnest timber]

My launcher is dead

[white void]

same

"bad gateway"

kek

[wintry ridge]

I never closed mine

so its fine for me

just clicked check for update

[dapper grotto]

4.5 GB

[wintry ridge]

bro

how is it this slow

[dapper grotto]

16MB/sec slow

[wintry ridge]

40mb/s average