💣tarkov-released

[wintry ridge]

I don't speak schnitzel sorry

[vivid dawn]

I stop speaking Schnitzel when you stop speaking Beans

Ok done with that stuff,lets be real

Where Arena

Where Email 😭

[wintry ridge]

radda radda

[chilly hollow]

you are not missing much

[vivid dawn]

As if i care.Inclusion is important even on a pile of shit.

[chilly hollow]

Balancing is fucking non existent
you will play against ppl with lvl 4 armor and m4

you basically have to get crushed for like 20 rounds so you can get better gear and get some kills

[vivid dawn]

Like i ordered a kebab today.They fucking called it turning meat on a stick with a loaf of bread

[chilly hollow]

what the fuck are you talking about

[wintry ridge]

german kebab shops

poor fella

[stark torrent]

Kebab here is good tbf

And cheap enough

[vivid dawn]

6,50 for a shitty kebab.Every other shop is good but that one is the odd one out trying to be the ass.

Still no invite 😭

[wintry ridge]

yeah give it a week

not a joke

i wanna say wipe is uhh

next thursday

[vivid dawn]

its 2025

be realistic

[dapper grotto]

https://twitter.com/ExfilCamper/status/1737920280306078182

[compact knoll]

he is not wrong

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

day 6 still no arena email

[compact knoll]

[abstract lake]

I have it and I'm choosing not to play arena

[frosty basalt]

I’d much rather be frustrated by someone rushing me down than be frustrated by someone camping me out

Sounds like exfil camper is a pussy if he’s not joking

[stark torrent]

Eh he just saw the content and did it , making ppl mad also gave him exposure so

And the way Tarkov is set up now , camping is simply too rewarding

[real solstice]

Nikita reading this chat to see who's been nice enough this year to earn a key for Christmas

[stark torrent]

Streamers are already having 2nd or 3rd accounts which they grind different trees in arena because they start from the low rank

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

isnt this the guy with the patented tarkov poop chair

wait nvm

the other camper

[dapper grotto]

dont know only thing i know is that he is in huge part reponsible for the sorry state of camping in the game

[wintry ridge]

worse than sam i'd say

stankrat is worse than him tho

stnakrat does it for content and being a slimy bastard

[real solstice]

wait who has the shit chair?

[wintry ridge]

some camper streamer

[keen linden]

Sam is like

My favorite tarkov content creator

And stankrat is just funny

[tepid nymph]

Is prapor meant to replicate sidorovich

[stark torrent]

maybe , he does help the "new player" techincally by giving you free shit etc

just like sid helps the loner newbies

[native crypt]

Skier being kinda like sultan in cop

The king of the hobos

[wintry ridge]

Skier is the scumbag who mediates other scumbags

Fence is the hoboking

[soft coral]

No

its called lazy character design

[wintry ridge]

its called a callback

fat bald fella who welcomes newbies

both are the same

[wanton yarrow]

baller woods run

[wanton yarrow]

i was 99% sure i changed it to full auto lmao

[wintry ridge]

beer event is cool.. i guess

craft pevko for ur funds

[stark torrent]

they reused events from last wipes sadly

beer event + no flee fees was last wipe as well

i guess they cant care enough for it , they prob have hands full rn

with arena and upcoming wipe

[wintry ridge]

yep

events are mainly feature testing and like

theres not much they need to test this prewipe

[dapper grotto]

ledy,frog you guys got any luck with arena email yet?

[wintry ridge]

lol

[dapper grotto]

[upbeat lark]

When did arena release I lost count of how many days its been without an email

[stark torrent]

almost 1 week

[stark torrent]

arena doesnt exist

[upbeat lark]

i am dying here...

[dapper grotto]

imagine owning the 150euro tarkov edition for years and not getting into the arena beta test imagine

[soft coral]

Good joke

[upper crescent]

I got in and still haven't played it

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1163076899988320267/gornostay.mp4?ex=653e42c5&is=652bcdc5&hm=518cd48df66edea3d2a9cc29c58e86953cb6c64217b98b166d6320679a3e3a9e&

the only gun you need

[dapper grotto]

based and VPO-215 pilled

[soft coral]

ofc

[upbeat lark]

.366 my beloved

[dapper grotto]

logic discord member not pleased with noiceguy

[frigid crater]

can i get a key of EFT EOD edition for free

[earnest timber]

Beggars can't be choosers

[soft coral]

what kind of balls do you need to have to say that shit

[abstract lake]

Sure, all you have to do is go to this website and input your credit card information: https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/preorder-page

[real solstice]

TOOL fans rejoice
there's finally a bigger dick rider out there than us

[compact knoll]

@soft coral @stark torrent @wintry ridge

hmm today i will play arena

350 damage

i think 18 hits?

[soft coral]

dude wasted the entire US federal reserve into that guy

NAHHHHHHHHH

Arena working as intented

[dapper grotto]

what ammo does that kit have

[soft coral]

Hp

[compact knoll]

T

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bubsy-meme-explosion-3d-gif-15828100

[stark torrent]

you T'd the shit out of him

[real solstice]

Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Saw a Jesse clip of him shooting Kaban and his goons over and over again (6.0+ scav rep scav run) and them just completely ignoring him.

https://youtu.be/iYqoB6zkTvg?si=5HJ54IkGrKVWoB_J

[earnest timber]

Can these browser game devs do anything right?

[vivid dawn]

No cause pocketing Money instead of investing it in the game to get even more would BE WAY TO LUCRATIVE

[dapper grotto]

screenshot from my friend just now

[stark torrent]

The Russian Cock 15 , uses mag as iron sights as well

[stark torrent]

oh no its happening

Tarkov Before : Arena

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Honestly, they manage to surprise me with thier bullshit everytime

Meanwhile im waiting the Email

BurgerStateGays

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[dapper grotto]

imagine having eod for close to 3 years and 4000H but not getting an email just imagine

[stark torrent]

thats even sadder cause i got mine this summer i think , but there is no excuse why you and others years ago shouldnt have it

ScamStateGames

[real solstice]

yuo see ivan

[earnest timber]

Oh yeah let's not hire actual programmers from abroad who are actual pros because we want you to live in a shithole of a country

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral @wintry ridge

[stark torrent]

Yeah i know they still havent fixed it , it was on reddit and discord literally 2 hours in

BurgerStateGames

[real solstice]

Foreign talent will take one look at this game and be like
yeah no

[wintry ridge]

I'm not kidding when I say they'd be better off if they just remade contract wars 1:1 without mtx instead of making arena

[stark torrent]

Ambitions > Ability

They fucking suck

[wintry ridge]

Yeah

All hype no delivery

[keen linden]

narrowly escaped a cheater but still made it out

[soft coral]

Bro is the patootie

[stark torrent]

This retard

He blocked me after i made fun of him

He was the one with the Aztec Calendar

Asking people on which date at which hour , which year EoD they had to make a pattern only to realise BSG did it randomly and didnt give 2 shits

[stark torrent]

let me guess

u died there

[keen linden]

Shhhhhh

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

dont worry , i died there too

[stark torrent]

Strong cope does that to people

[wintry ridge]

the cope is strong with this one...

[stark torrent]

So i think wipe on 26th as the leak said

[soft coral]

ofc

[keen linden]

That’s what they said last year

and it was the 28th

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

lol

wipe 26th i gyess

finally a trade for pkm.... and it's only for an event

LOL

gnorp is better than tarkov

@soft coral nah u good

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

nah u good you dont need to type

[soft coral]

he already knows

[wintry ridge]

im a knower, not a show-er

[soft coral]

he isnt a shower

ok league player

[wintry ridge]

yeah im a bather

[soft coral]

what a clean man

[wintry ridge]

thats someone who bathes

scrub a dub dub 1 frog in a tub

[soft coral]

frfr

[wintry ridge]

the ONLY thing arena did right was

the limited access so the servers aren't imploding

everything else has been shit

imagine they pull that shit for wipe

week-by-week access to new wipe

[soft coral]

I Was gonna say how

when wipe comes

only half the content will be implemented

and it will be totally changed from what they had shown

[wintry ridge]

i think maybe they'll get it all in but like

its gonna be buggy and barely usable

[soft coral]

true

or that

[wintry ridge]

like 3 spots a map to vault or mount ur gun

[soft coral]

3 is pushing it tbh

chill out

[wintry ridge]

rpd is prolly gonna be later wipe

no one will see how shit it is until later

wait wait

what if they replace rpk drop from kaban with RPD

prolly true

[soft coral]

nah rpd despite shooting 7.62x39 will have the recoil of a SVD

because balance

balance

[wintry ridge]

its like warthunder balance but opposite

[soft coral]

yes

[wintry ridge]

all the nato guns are real good and the russian ones are dog

rifle dynamics and cmmg are both american companies

both the best 7.62 guns

mp7, p90

billion times better than the uhhh

sr2m

unfortunate ngl

[soft coral]

sr2 is insane

shoot once

recoil goes to the roof

alo?

[wintry ridge]

I think they should add the uhh

tactical kit to the sr2m

[soft coral]

I think they should remove the game

its for the better

[wintry ridge]

real

make russia 2028 instead of updating tarkov anymore

[soft coral]

tarkov was allegedly meant to be a stepping stone

towards russia 2028

[wintry ridge]

it still is but like

they're focusing more on tarkov than 2028

which sux

and uhhhh

[soft coral]

I love how

someone said somewhere

I think it was one of those news tubers

that they dont optimise the game since they want to test features

and its like

[wintry ridge]

LOL

holy cope

[soft coral]

how can you test features and stuff when your game barely runs

LEGIT

you open the game and it feels like it will crash at any point

[wintry ridge]

optimization would make the game easier to modify for the devs

[soft coral]

what features brother your game barely runs

open gun menu
put stock
error

da

much features

[wintry ridge]

i forgot what it was but someone was talking about all the little things slowly adding up in tarkov's development

like one corner cut here, one there, all slowly taxing the game until u cant change 1 line of code without bricking the game

[earnest timber]

Tarkov programmers trying to beat Yanderedev here

[soft coral]

i'd say theyve surpassed him

[wintry ridge]

calculating all of interchange's lighting with else/if statements

[earnest timber]

My brother just use switch statements /s

[wintry ridge]

when's the tarkov arena review video

[compact knoll]

make a really big game with unity
Game is shit

Unity is a engine for fucking indie games man

[wintry ridge]

finally porting to unit 2020... in 2023

[compact knoll]

I think they skipped unity 2020

Going straight to unity 2023

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[compact knoll]

Honestly man

If they want to do anything right

[wintry ridge]

unreal 5

[compact knoll]

Yeah

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

I was about to say

[wintry ridge]

unreal 5 looks great but like

every game i've seen use it has been really really shitty

like 3$ steam horror games

[compact knoll]

Not much experience

New engine

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[compact knoll]

There are some big games coming

[wintry ridge]

dont doubt it

wonder what marathon is on

prolly unreal 4

oh nvm

[earnest timber]

Tarkov arena don't have an ounce of balancing, there's your review 😄

[wintry ridge]

bungie uses their own engine

[wintry ridge]

8 second long youtube short

"game sux pls fix"

[compact knoll]

Yeah it's so fun

Fighting lvl 4 body lvl 3 helmet

With aksu with T

[wintry ridge]

its crazy how arena made a worse matchmaking system than cs2

[compact knoll]

.

[wintry ridge]

where you can match a 2 hour newbie with a 5k hour csgo champ

[stark torrent]

[next temple]

Tarkov civil war

Bottom text

Would be cool if they fixed the fucking RAM sinkhole instead

Cause if a 16GB ram is shitting itself that means you need to optimise

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

I pre ordered since 2016 you fuckers

I got pre gifted

[rich venture]

Lmao

[wintry ridge]

the day I gotta go help my friend with christmas shit so I wont be at the PC

classic bsg

[soft coral]

skill issue on your end this time

[earnest timber]

Gets unlucky with RNG, blames BSG

[wintry ridge]

blame em for everything

[dapper grotto]

still no invite

[coarse stone]

I will 360 no-scope nikita with an AXMC(no arena day 7)

[wintry ridge]

you know whats fucked about this

i bought EOD less than a month ago

lol!

ok nvm

november 15th

which is still really really recent

[vivid dawn]

[dapper grotto]

https://twitter.com/LogicaISoIution/status/1739021750640222565

[wintry ridge]

https://fxtwitter.com/LogicaISoIution/status/1739021750640222565

[vivid dawn]

Fucking liars

[stark torrent]

see another case where shutting the fuck up would be simply better

[dapper grotto]

[real solstice]

Nikita

[brisk plover]

bro i have 32gigs and i just had a ram error today and my game crashed lmao

[stark torrent]

gottem

[wintry ridge]

the arena CBT

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

[earnest timber]

That's just petty xdd

[keen linden]

Why did they have to add the accept shit 😭

My ass is never paying attention when que

[real solstice]

The rest of the lobby waiting on me, God's sleepiest gamer, to wake up from my 8th nap of the day and click accept.

[abstract lake]

You know how they say on the internet, no one knows you're a cat? Yeah. I'm onto you.

[real solstice]

[abstract lake]

Better EFT UI mod is crazy bro

[real solstice]

Nikita when modders regularly outdo his team of professional game devs

[dapper grotto]

this contract wars?

[real solstice]

Honestly though, the artists at BSG are incredible

[abstract lake]

This is hired ops, which apparently is also a game by BSG or something

[real solstice]

Any gun thats not on the old AK or M4 animations looks, sounds, and is animated great

[dapper grotto]

also is that a fucking T-14 i see on the left

[real solstice]

The M4 single round chamber animation is nauseating though

[abstract lake]

The narrator is hilariously bored. It sounds like they hired some random guy who said he spoke English off the street and did it in one take

The game has remote controlled drones though which is kinda cool

[real solstice]

Fired Ops when

[abstract lake]

Ah yes, the Beretta 90two, the classic military pistol

When you're annoyed at someone but you remember you're playing on a Christian Minecraft server:

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent no joke

First game on arena

Teammate has t5 armor t4 helmet and an aug with 56a1

Still outfrag him with starter vepr hunter

[soft coral]

Hired ops is better arena

change my mind

[abstract lake]

Can't change your mind because there are "no servers in my region"

[wintry ridge]

WHICH RETARD BALANCED THIS M1 A KIT

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE WORST IN THE GAME

flesh ammo

no armor

insanely high recoil

10 round mags

4x and the worst red dot

the revolver it gives you has more pen than the rifle

[soft coral]

Man

I cannot behind to express the joy I experience when I see people getting what they paid for

you paid for SHIT ALL

a broken mess of a game

enjoy it lads

I'm sure you will

[stark torrent]

Ye this is why im not excited for Arena anymore , dont think ill enjoy having to grind my ass off for a shit kit only to get dogged by a 2-3 higher classes than me with actual gear on

As always , Tarkov shits on it's playerbase and their time

[soft coral]

iedy came to his senses

Iedy W

I mean iedy

you WONT enjoy the grind

Me and u have played tarkov for over 2k hours

what makes you think the grind will be better

in arena

Sad part is the majority of the community are naive idiots and they snort copium and think arena will work out

[stark torrent]

You would think they wouldnt make it so tedious but this is BSG's shit vision we talking about, everything must be a slow painful grind for them for little to no rewards

Esports ready

[soft coral]

thats where youre wrong

I dont htink they will make it tedious

I know bsg

that thought didnt cross my mind once

I know they cant design a good game

oh yeah the other joke

esports ready

surely

[white void]

Iedy you say this but you also play war thunder

Well i just replied to the wrong message but still

[white void]

Was meant for this message

[stark torrent]

See, i thought WT is shit, but then u compare it to how Arena works

And you see how flawed Arena is

In WT i got a premium and i grinded the whole Russia with it

In tarkov , you need to use the previous kit to grind the next one

[white void]

Don't tell nikita about war thunder premiums, he'll add them to tarkov arena

[stark torrent]

You get a shit kit , congrats , you need to use it to get the next shit kit

• The early grind in WT is not as tedious im not gonna lie

[white void]

Mosin kit, shit ammo, a PACA and a blueberry helmet $39.99

[white void]

True, true

[stark torrent]

And IRONICALLY, the matchmaker in WT is just better lol

[white void]

[stark torrent]

At least if im using a fucking prop plane im not getting matched against mig29

Meanwhile in arena , my ppsh faces Altyn

oopsie

[white void]

Did i waste $130 AUD on EOD: Probably, Am i going to want to kill myself: Probably, will I enjoy using the funny mosin to kill chads? Yes.

That is if i get fucking access to the game

[soft coral]

"probably"

[stark torrent]

Gornasty season is coming soon

[soft coral]

probably is a bit of an understatement

[white void]

shhhh ivan

[soft coral]

hehehehe

you know me

little gremlin

[white void]

Gornasty and Mosin against the idk tier VII chads gonna be baller

oh mah armor and good gun

[soft coral]

tier 69

[white void]

Mosin with whatever ammo's honest reaction:

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[stark torrent]

ah nah fuck arena im talking about main tarkov

they have to wipe arena progress too

[white void]

They will happen in both games

[stark torrent]

after they balance the kits

[white void]

mashallah iedy

I will kill chads with mosins in eft, and i will kill them in arena

no one can stop me with my mosin

Honestly arena is just a bonus for me

ngl

[soft coral]

correction: If

[white void]

"bonus"

in before you can type it ivan

[soft coral]

wasn't intending to

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[soft coral]

don't try to think you know what I will type

[white void]

@stark torrent I do however have numero uno question for you: now that I have EOD, have i become what i swore to destroy?

[soft coral]

not really

owning eod doesnt make you a chad

[white void]

will i be that guy who utilizes the gamma for medical supplies, leaving no slots for loot

will i use EOD for evil

[soft coral]

everone does that

[white void]

nuh uh gimme those roubles

OR

will i stay the sneaky mosin man rat

living in woods for the rest of his days

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937432379805565069/1188273611535024199/togif-31.gif?ex=6599ed0a&is=6587780a&hm=7939570f16a39cd7f2821ea09e61408955915bfe55e827dc17288a21c84b726f&

[soft coral]

unironically the better option

[white void]

I will try my best to stay the classic mosin woods lover

but ivan if i stray to the dark side, you must bring me back to the rat side

you must

[soft coral]

nuh uh I ain't doing that

[white void]

IVAN

[soft coral]

you must be strong enough to do that yourself

[white void]

if i stray, you must make me remember my roots

[soft coral]

I didnt have anyone to do it to me

[wintry ridge]

technically

i didn't pay for arena specifically

[white void]

but what if i cant be strong enough

[soft coral]

then

[white void]

[soft coral]

that is not my problem

[white void]

[wintry ridge]

@white void

[white void]

anyways time to get my legs blown off from indirect mortar fire in iraq again

[soft coral]

aha

[white void]

[soft coral]

alo llama

[wintry ridge]

hi ivan my favorite slimebag

[soft coral]

stfu

❤️

[wintry ridge]

nasty congealed monster energy blood boy

[soft coral]

love yo utoo

[wintry ridge]

[white void]

alo

[soft coral]

alo alo maikata si ebalo

[vivid dawn]

Baka mitai

[soft coral]

no

[wintry ridge]

gobsmacker stare

[brittle sinew]

Goober

[earnest timber]

Merry Chrysler!

[coarse stone]

i think i will need to reach out to the suicidal hotline (no arena day 8)

[frozen olive]

Bro it's just tarkov Wot

Don't, you'll be fighting "tier 10's" in a tier 1

[coarse stone]

ITS NOT JUST TARKOV

[coarse stone]

idc

[frozen olive]

F

[shrewd lagoon]

Wait you’ve not gotten arena??

[coarse stone]

nop

[shrewd lagoon]

Wtf

I’ve very rarely played tarkov and got arena 2 days ago

[shrewd lagoon]

And tbh idk bout that, I’ve very rarely found players with much higher gear level than myself

[coarse stone]

yeah my friend played yesterday and he was matched with his level

[shrewd lagoon]

Idk I’m enjoying arena, obv it has its issues, but overall ain’t bad

Optimisation defo one, I can barely call on disco and play arena

[coarse stone]

maybe spec issues? not arena? idk

[shrewd lagoon]

I’ve a r5 5600x, 3060TI and 16 gigs of ram

[next temple]

Ram is the main problem

[coarse stone]

could be ram :d

[shrewd lagoon]

16 gigs ain’t enough

Wut

[next temple]

I have 16 gigs too

[stark torrent]

Yeah , tarkov just eats ram

[next temple]

It is fucking pain

[coarse stone]

yup its not enough

[shrewd lagoon]

Ight damn gonna get some extra I guess

[stark torrent]

Shit always ate ram like crazy

[coarse stone]

and i finally GOT RID OF THE PAIN TODAYYY

[next temple]

More like, BSG doesnt fucking optimise their game

[coarse stone]

i got 32 now

[stark torrent]

I went to 32gb and the game uses 19-22 gb regularly , and i stopped having stuttering

[coarse stone]

same

[shrewd lagoon]

Idk like atm without being in a discord vc n shit I’m getting stable frames, but once I get in a call, it starts slowly freezing n shit like that

[next temple]

Yeah I have the same shit

[stark torrent]

yes, tarkov eating ram is a bsg issue indeed

[next temple]

Discord x EFT is a combo of rape

[coarse stone]

just use skype

[shrewd lagoon]

Lmaooo damn

I’ve not heard anyone say Skype in YEARS

Sheesh

[coarse stone]

its a common joke in my country lol

[shrewd lagoon]

But no overall, besides optimisation, arena is fun

I could never get into EFT itself, but arena. I’m having a blast

[coarse stone]

wish i could say the same

[stark torrent]

this is why u think arena is fun

[vivid dawn]

Yeee hawwww motherfuckers

[stark torrent]

you havent played the main game

[shrewd lagoon]

I have

[stark torrent]

you saved urself the hate

you havent played it enough then

[shrewd lagoon]

I’ve played the main game

[stark torrent]

to see the issues

[shrewd lagoon]

I had pain

[vivid dawn]

I just got my arena thing

[shrewd lagoon]

Lots of pain so I gave up

[stark torrent]

ggs

[stark torrent]

cant wait for new wipe , time to be fucked again

[vivid dawn]

I gonna play and hate every minute of it

[coarse stone]

lucky bastard

[shrewd lagoon]

Hmu for some games later

[vivid dawn]

To bad i aint home til in a few hours

[shrewd lagoon]

Well that’s fine, I’m still tryna get away from using the VEPR

But I gotta use it to get my xp to achieve an m4 or a 105

Just saying, semi auto going against auto players is one of the most frustrating shit I’ve ever experienced

[coarse stone]

guys i have a serious question

do any of u think that tarkov it self is very easy?

[stark torrent]

Difficulty is dictated by your game knowledge i guess

[shrewd lagoon]

Nope I suck at it

[stark torrent]

I have 5k hours , money is easy to make , camping meta is at all time high etc

You gotta know the advantages etc

[coarse stone]

yup

[stark torrent]

Most thing that is difficult in this game is wasting a lot of time on it

Thats the difficulty in this game, the grind / time waster

Everything this game does wants you to invest too much time in every little shit

[coarse stone]

fr

every wipe i just get bored and couldnt bother to grind but after months after wipe i come back to just have fun

[shrewd lagoon]

I suck too much at it to have fun lmao

[coarse stone]

but next wipe imma kappa cuz i got more rams

[coarse stone]

used to be me, shit was tough

[shrewd lagoon]

It’s just tryna learn of spawns n shit ya know

[coarse stone]

yeah

if yk the spawns u have such a bigger advantage depending on ur spawn or a big disatvantage

[shrewd lagoon]

Exactly that’s the main pain for me haha

[coarse stone]

till this day i still couldnt bother to learn them but from mistakes and shit happened i just remember

been maining labs for a while now

[shrewd lagoon]

I definitely enjoy the fun play tho

[coarse stone]

for real, its the sheer feeling of just wiping a squad urself or killing a meggga gamer

[shrewd lagoon]

Gun*

Fuckin iPhone had an update and now is fucked up my auto correct

[coarse stone]

yup me to thats why i want arena, i wanna climb ranks

[shrewd lagoon]

Once you get it hmu

Tryna find teammates

Solo queue sucks

[coarse stone]

ight

im probs solo myself, boys ditched me

[shrewd lagoon]

I’m still in D rank after 2 days of only playing it

[coarse stone]

oof

[shrewd lagoon]

Feel that

[stark torrent]

[coarse stone]

what ammo?

[shrewd lagoon]

I KNOW THAT FEELING

HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAY FEELING

[stark torrent]

idk i dont have arena yet

[coarse stone]

bruh

[stark torrent]

probably kedr vs ash12 chad

[coarse stone]

ive seen trey hit so many people with sp-6 like 12 hits and bro is still standing

[stark torrent]

could be desync , they said their servers are better for arena , idk about that

ive stil seen ppl die behind the wall and lagspikes etc

[coarse stone]

yeah same

still die of desync in tarky too

anoying asf

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18q9bgr/esports_ready/

[dapper grotto]

we getting fucking twich drops now
https://twitter.com/LogicaISoIution/status/1739326105377726536

[stark torrent]

28 hmm thats a bit meh

Im already bored out of my mind'

ah we got the Christmas Tree and Santa ingame

[dapper grotto]

i'm convinced we wont get arena invite emails before wipe

[stark torrent]

shit , does this mean we wont have it next wipe

Cause iirc the tree used to give u a huge boost if u manage to collect all shit early wipe

You could craft LEDX and Weapon Crate

[keen linden]

Their advertising this as a competitive game with the shittiest balance ever lmao

[keen linden]

That’s how I got my weapon crate that wipe lmao

[stark torrent]

Spent more time on advertising than actual development Classic

[soft coral]

SImply a shit developer

[soft coral]

Glad we agree

[vivid dawn]

thats just like 1/3 of my DL speed

😭

waiting 4 minutes to download this is wayyy to long

way longer than them sending me that Email

[earnest timber]

only 4 minutes?

that aint long

[vivid dawn]

unpacking that stuff ony my SSD takes longer

Why? cause BSG doesnt know what an SSD is

14 minutes for the whole process

[rich venture]

Can the video game stop spawning gluhar I can't even spawn in anymore

[vivid dawn]

Good servers

Thats after everyone accpeted the match

Good servers.

I dont really get the logic behind this

Everyone already accepted to join the match

WHy does it search for a Server ? xD

Usualy it does that beforehand

4 minutes.

[dapper grotto]

[vivid dawn]

me with shitty guns vs all those MPX chads

[real solstice]

Groksmas Tree

[vivid dawn]

Ahhhh yeah sure

[rich venture]

Labs is fuckin juicy

[vivid dawn]

Ok Arena is fun if there wasnt the massive unbalance,waiting times,usual tarkov issues and stupid,stupid,stupid loadouts

Like wtf do i have to change all my shit everytime i die

Cant it just remember the changes i made just a few seconds ago?

[earnest timber]

Its not fun going againts a tier 4 cqb class with tier 1 kit

[real solstice]

Copies warthunder without knowing what makes warthunder (sort of) work

[stark torrent]

its 100% bosses alo

[lyric cairn]

Pre-wipe event?

I thought I'd come back for the next wipe but I have zero urge to play after 2 or 3 months where I only played Tarkov

[stark torrent]

Ye

[vivid dawn]

KEDR is fun

Oh well yeah i had that all 3 matches

Fuck that

[rich venture]

When 1 rouble event

[dapper grotto]

[rich venture]

:D

[wintry ridge]

Literally tomorrow

[earnest timber]

What is blud yapping about?

[wintry ridge]

Lol

We already have hand signals

Go, stop, and fukyou

[fallen cloak]

im confused how do you pick/buy loadouts in arena
i have a bunch of loadouts unlcoked but i cant buy them

[earnest timber]

You need to choose one at the start of a match

it's very shitty

[native crypt]

his pfp is a self-portrait probably lmao

[fallen cloak]

ah

i didnt get to choose last time so i was confused

[earnest timber]

You choose a kit, and you stick to it until the end of match

Can't adapt to the other teams' kit mid-game

wow what a great idea!

esports ready

[fallen cloak]

its not like you respawn anyway

[earnest timber]

Imagine if you were stuck using the same weapon for more than 15 rounds in CS2

[earnest timber]

You don't

its round based

[fallen cloak]

yea

[vivid dawn]

Something like TDM with respawns would be fun

or Gun Game

Gun Game with Tarkov´s Arsenal would be pretty dope

[fallen cloak]

i much prefer respawn gamemodes ngl

[earnest timber]

A coop gamemode would be fun

Hopefully they add more gamemodes other than the 2 locked gamemodes in the Closed Beta

And let us progress through kits in rows instead of grindy ass war thunder trees

[fallen cloak]

calling a stockless sag ak cqb is insane

[earnest timber]

Calling the kit system of tarkov good is also insane

the only thing that's CQB about some kits are the helmets /w faceshields

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18qeje9/tarkov_arena_skill_issue_moment/

[rich venture]

It better be

[shrewd lagoon]

Arena is a fun kind of pvp game. But to make it to esports, it needs a lot of big changes lol

Idk some people might not like arena, but for me personally, it’s fun to just hop on and chill for a few hours

[keen linden]

all lapua AP's

[stark torrent]

i killed a 4 man geared to the teeth on factory

they do not look up

chads never look up

[keen linden]

never ever

all this to sit in a bush and shoot at players fighting gluhar lmao

[stark torrent]

get a thermal if u sit outside

its ez mode

tho im not gonna lie, game is kinda dead-ish , ppl are eitehr tired or are on arena

[keen linden]

shoulve put my zues on it

i would be on aerna

if i had it

[stark torrent]

[keen linden]

honestly just play factory

same thing

but without shitty balance

[stark torrent]

ye pretty much

i mean tbf , next raid i ran into a 3 man GL squad

and they fucked me up

so .....eh at least it's tarkov kek

[keen linden]

end of wipe is the only time i get to use silly mk18

because my ass is not killing sthurman 25 times

[dapper grotto]

imagine not being a woods wookie

[keen linden]

im a reserve man

the vibes on woods are the best but uhh

reserve is my favorite

[dapper grotto]

[keen linden]

i just killed santa with lapua ap

[stark torrent]

same , he is invisible on thermal so i thought i ran into a chad or cultist or shit

then i realised

minus 1 rep

next raid i didnt shoot he gave me a moonshine

[keen linden]

he shot at me first lmao

[abstract lake]

Unpopular opinion: EFT is not meant to be "fair" and all the hyperbalancing that takes place every single patch to make it more fair and easier for anyone to have a chance is enormous waste of dev time

[keen linden]

some people dont play this game 9-5

[keen linden]

love that video but what in gods name is this man saying

[wintry ridge]

bro is yapping

[wintry ridge]

neat

[keen linden]

the duality of man

[nimble plaza]

is wipe tmr?

heard some shit abt it on the 26th

[wintry ridge]

26th was what the arg led to but like

its prolly just the 1$ for everything event

[nimble plaza]

probably meant to have wipe then but bsg is incompetent as usual

[wintry ridge]

maybe

prolly

[abstract lake]

Mag drills takes too long to level

[real solstice]

There's probably a sick mother fucker out there with elite mag drills
Only takes like 1500 raids or something

[vivid dawn]

Iirc theres people that go into raid with one mag and a few bullets only to load and unload mags all day

[wintry ridge]

I hope the people incharge of making the kits for arena have a VERY unpleasant day that does not end well

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/18qu847/flashed_into_skyrim/

[soft coral]

man

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133235063224553592/1184728527044628480/IMG_4527.gif?ex=658d076c&is=657a926c&hm=58230f3cd9425c66389b81ee0a2cc895b264bc42d399bcec2527d5b40f994b7a&

[soft coral]

I'm glad arena came out because of the sheer amount of copium and people crying

its so fun

gm frog

[wintry ridge]

hi

[soft coral]

hihi

Why is everyone saying they wait for arena

yet people say arena is bad and its horrible to play because of the shitty balancing

like bro

[wintry ridge]

"freakin bsg not giving everyone access to arena at once, what a shit company"

and then all u see online is people complaining about the game

[soft coral]

ye

[vivid dawn]

The Servers are already shit

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

im just staying up rn to see what the event for today is

@stark torrent do u know where they announce the new events first?

bsg twitter right?

[stark torrent]

No, on discord

But lately they did it ingame via a trader message

Like super lazy , i didnt even notice it

[vivid dawn]

Which one of the devs came up with the idea that you accept the match and when everyone accepted the game searches for a Server to play on ?

Dumbest idea of the last 2 centuries

[soft coral]

no

they dont

[wintry ridge]

bsg legit took the worst designs from a couple shitty grind-2-play games and decided, yeah this is fine

warthunder being the biggest

god I cant imagine unranked

[soft coral]

and players still play it

cuz they believe that bsg will fix the game

[wintry ridge]

40k timmy kit with a sawn off vs rys t m61 sa58

because elo doesnt matter in that one

fuckin tigz

diphead making a "meta loadout" video already so everyone is already running best shit

like sam teaching timmies how to rat

have you seen the cowboy kit

this kit is gross

unusable

[soft coral]

I dont wanna see anything

I know all of it is garbage

cuz the entire game is

[wintry ridge]

lol

[soft coral]

you know its true

I know its true

iedy knows

llama knows

everyone knows but people just dont admit it

cuz copium

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wintry ridge]

lil redditor made a good comment tho

its not 2 mins of loot

2 mins total loading with like 15 seconds of loot

which is everyone's kits and the AI that comes in to cleanup

sinceu know bsg is rendering all those at the same time

[vivid dawn]

Dont forget the 5 minutes of searching for a Server after everyone accepted the Match

Which should be done while its simultaniously searching for players.

[wintry ridge]

fire sale is here

[vivid dawn]

like even the worst china mmo fps can do that

[wintry ridge]

bro wtf

did they fuck up the values

this shit was like 2 roubles last firesale

still dirt cheap but damn

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral @stark torrent this event is so untested lmao

[soft coral]

surprised?

[wintry ridge]

watch number go up

buy kit for cheap

go factory and kill people

[soft coral]

dude really said "this is untested" about something bsg implemented

like

what

[wintry ridge]

it worked fine like 3 wipes in a row

[soft coral]

its bsg we're talking

[wintry ridge]

chimps didn't smack the keyboard enough times this wipe I guess

[soft coral]

So what if it worked 3 wipes

Their code is made of spaghetti and vodka

they change one number and break the game

dont be surprised please

its normal at this point

[earnest timber]

The unwillingness to rewrite the code reminds me of Yanderedev again xd

[soft coral]

oh theyve LOOONG surpassed that

[wintry ridge]

they even have the weird obsession to not listen to community feedback.

[rich venture]

Someone on the official tarkov server said that they should add a poop mechanic

What is bro on

[stark torrent]

Dont think they can at this point

Without having to rework the game

From 0

They cant push a patch without adding some stupid heavy bugs , no way they rework the code and the game will work after

[compact knoll]

idk man

this is better than before

now you can at least earn money

before everything was 1 buck to sell

[earnest timber]

Earn money at prewipe

Seems pointless

[wintry ridge]

kinda

but theres no stock limits

and i just built an rd704 for like 90k

poor timmy might not be able to do that without freemoney

[soft coral]

cuz it is

[wintry ridge]

tarkov players only know 1 wipe and it aint the bathroom kind

[stark torrent]

aight wipe is tomorow

the fire sale just started

💀

[wintry ridge]

YES IEDY, I TOLD YOU EARLIER - capslock

[shrewd lagoon]

Man’s excited 😂

[stark torrent]

Today i will chad

I will w shift

Connection Error daten mortii si ranitii matii

[wintry ridge]

yes yes yes iedy

no more bushcamo

trade ur tags for mutant, mgl, and pkp

run korund or defender with airframe face shield

[stark torrent]

why would u run korund

but yes , we ball

we go in die go back

[wintry ridge]

t5 you dont need to barter for

[stark torrent]

you can buy redut

[wintry ridge]

thats defender

same durability same weight

just different name

[stark torrent]

EYES MAN

USE THEM

Defender is better overall but u cant buy it with cash upfront

[wintry ridge]

NOOO

December 27th

anita max wynn

[stark torrent]

aight whats the deal with this

what does that mean

[wintry ridge]

drake said it in a real funny voice

on some instagram live stream

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

oh you know what

lab scavs

thats what tomorrow will be

trust me 100% i am insider informant

i would never lie to a romanian

[stark torrent]

tommorow we gonna wait 4 hours on top of their 4 hour timeline to install the wipe because yes

[compact knoll]

no more shall i play tarkov]

unless the fix optimisation

i shall enjoy arena

[wintry ridge]

tomorrow it will take 6 hours to install wipe and 4 h ours past that to fix servers but that wont fix the 20 bugs that are caused by new features which will take 3 days total to attempt to hotfix

[stark torrent]

fells like home

[compact knoll]

you can print money tho

[wintry ridge]

LOL

[compact knoll]

is that that big of a problem

[wintry ridge]

you can literally print money yeah

buy a billion thermal goggles and sell em backto jaeger

most efficient ive found

like 2mil profit per 20

and take the least slots

[stark torrent]

eh who cares audio sucks anyway

Rech

[wintry ridge]

lzash aventail is also a good one

370 purchase 38k sell

20k i mean

i cant read

[stark torrent]

the tan helmets are better

you get much more money per slot

if u care that is

ah nice u can buy all top ammo without limit

[wintry ridge]

yeah

limits gone

prices obliterated

buy a billion f1s and run belt rig with em

or even better

smoke nades and i think a thermal goggle would go thru em

[stark torrent]

thermals dont work through smoke

[wintry ridge]

this what we rockin

[wintry ridge]

lol

[stark torrent]

i would have went factory or shit but its full of GLs and impact andies and doomsquads

[wintry ridge]

ah yeah

labs too

i'd run rn but i havent slept and my eyes are gonna pop out of my skull if I get shot headnape by someone with a cyrillic or ttv name

waiiiiit

flea prices for traders are the same i think

[soft coral]

only to die by a rat with an svt

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

Yes

[next temple]

Me resisting the urge to Install tarkov again

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ssj-super-saiyajin-namekusei-gif-19585998

[white void]

wait

iedy

is tmr wipe fr

@stark torrent

[earnest timber]

28th like last year

this 1 rouble events usually last 2 days before everything gets wiped

[stark torrent]

last wipe it only lasted for like 16-18 hours or shit

but yeah usually theyw ill announce it at like 3-4AM tonight and it might start in the mornign tommorow

at like 8 or 10am

[rich venture]

Reserve is dead for me rn

[wintry ridge]

maybe

[rich venture]

Might have to go across the pond to us servers

[stark torrent]

pretty much same ye

[wintry ridge]

@white void dont take the day off tomorrow

[stark torrent]

ppl just dont play idk

[white void]

ah

[wintry ridge]

even if wipe is tomorrow ur servers are still gonna be fucked

[white void]

trust me i wont even if it did wipe

[rich venture]

I think everyone's on labs

[wintry ridge]

some people are freaks who call sick for work to do that

[white void]

cringe