💣tarkov-released

[frosty basalt]

6 raids 0 extracts

[abstract lake]

Labs is just the chad way to donate gear

[long silo]

i do have a card but im dam terrified to go there

[frosty basalt]

Weekdays are full of unemployed sweats

Play on weekends to see more new players and average joes

[stark torrent]

and weekends are full of cheaters

conclusion: dont play the shit game

[frosty basalt]

My first labs experience was right after thanksgiving

Played the whole weekend

I had a lot of success and it was fun

I really think weekends are the way to go

[wintry ridge]

play weekends at 5am

no ones online

[abstract lake]

You may not like it, but this is what gun perfection looks like

[real solstice]

I like how the way to make tarkov playable is to minimize the multi-player aspect as much as possible

My best solo time was spent shoreline questing on dead weekday Canadian servers

Its definitely cope but one can dream about a co-op PVE Tarkov

[compact knoll]

It needs to change to be a good coop pve game

If you convert tarkov in its state to a coop pve it would be too easy

[real solstice]

People would eat that shit up

[royal surge]

bro

SPT already exists

and from what I've heard it can be REALLY good

[real solstice]

no SPT

(but yeah it is pretty good)

[frosty basalt]

I just think that SPT can’t beat the experience of fighting players

[stark torrent]

Yeah , if u want SP just play gamma or shit

better balanced

[real solstice]

Me when new tarkov patch (new asset pack for stalker mods just dropped)

[frosty basalt]

I just think that SPT can’t beat the experience of fighting players

SPT is still really sick

No shade

[wintry ridge]

spt is like uhh

gun dressup

with an AI shooting range

[frosty basalt]

Well the mods are super freaking impressive

But yea

[raw cargo]

SPT is good for training thé Real Tarkov

But it will never give the sensation of Real Time fight with other player

[frosty basalt]

See gamma scratches the SPT itch for me

[abstract lake]

You can change SAIN to whatever settings you want. The gigachad AI is masterful and often feels like a real player. But not always

[frosty basalt]

You’ll never see an AI jump off a railing and drop shot you with a bolty

Checkmate

[wintry ridge]

all that movement and you still whiff 2 sprays

LOL

[abstract lake]

Not my clip

[wintry ridge]

whoever clipped it should stick to shoreline

a nice easy right hand peek down a hallway

no aiming needed, just prefire at doorways

[abstract lake]

Shoreline is the worst map in the game for clueless gaming. Can rarely tell where I'm being shot from on that map. More so than any other

[wintry ridge]

wait its not even real

bro got folded by a bot on spt

[abstract lake]

Unlucky

Tarkov is an RNG-based game

[soft coral]

spt clip

mm fighting against a.i all day

[low iris]

How can you tell?

[soft coral]

?

you're kidding

idk dude it's pretty hard to miss the big grey text that says SPT

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

also

0.10 wtf

this is ancient

[daring torrent]

SPT lol

[pseudo storm]

its not...

[daring torrent]

wrong reply sorry

was trying to dogpile

[pseudo storm]

[soft coral]

haha spt

[pseudo storm]

Back in Dec 2021

[daring torrent]

posting clips from years ago is funny

like the gaming equivalent of a father showing a son pics from when he was like 20

[soft coral]

it is kind of

[pseudo storm]

Had the game since January 2017

(Send help)

[soft coral]

oh there is no saving you

[abstract lake]

Sheesh I thought I was bad, playing on and off since December 2017

:^)

[compact knoll]

Hybrid suppressor

[crystal musk]

shhhhh

[soft coral]

no

hybrid cringe

[abstract lake]

0/10 not enough types of lasers

[soft coral]

yes

[frosty basalt]

When I use 30 rounders on an m4 I user a saker when I use 60 rounders I use the griffin what about you guys

And I never use the thor

[wintry ridge]

I use 20 round mags on a stock M4 with with uhh

Golf ball silencer

[frosty basalt]

Epic

Shit on chads in style

[wintry ridge]

you should run the uhh

hl2 kit

blac mp7

usp match

the really cubish eotech

[frosty basalt]

I like the mp7a1

Cheap

And almost same recoil as A2

Plus it camos better

[wintry ridge]

the tan one glows in the dark still

[frosty basalt]

ok

[hoary wave]

Throwin' it back like my dumbass throws a grenade into a doorframe and gets an in-game Darwin

[abstract lake]

I use 100-rounders

[frosty basalt]

PvPvEvG(eometry)

no your pmc cannot walk over a toe high ledge

no your pmc cannot walk over tree roots

no your pmc cannot sprint through tiny shrubs on the ground or hanging leaves from a tree

[wintry ridge]

im hoping the vaulting is good

finally able to clear a small ledge without spending 1/2 ur stamina and making noise the whole lobby can hear

[earnest timber]

Finally we get some basic ass mechanics

[stark torrent]

i have never been on this map before

[soft coral]

"and show scavs that stealing is very nice"

what?

[stark torrent]

classic england

now the peacful woods will be filled with thermal tryhards and other fucks

[soft coral]

you had already filled the cap for those

since like 5 people play woods

[low raven]

advanced top tier ai

[pseudo storm]

but of course

Ready or Nots AI is something else

[low raven]

lmao

[pseudo storm]

???

[low raven]

dw about it <3

[pseudo storm]

[earnest timber]

Therapist holds it for longer

[stark torrent]

go in bush , find a full kit

[rich venture]

Do lighthouse mains exist

[daring torrent]

lighthouse is my most played map so i guess

[green panther]

EH!?

[wintry ridge]

Where drive

[lost egret]

is tarkov a hard game to run? im thinking of buying it but i fear my pc wont run it

[lyric cairn]

What's your specs

32gb of RAM is a must since Strees of Tarkov, one of the maps, runs very very poorly.

I don't know if it loads without 32gb

[lost egret]

well i only got 16 gb

so..

16* mistyped

[lyric cairn]

YouTubers be like
You're scaring WRONG - How to Earn 450k in 2 minutes on Factory

[lost egret]

though im looking it up right now the recommended is 16 gigabites

[lyric cairn]

The game runs acceptably in general, but Streets of Tarkov is massively detrimental to performance. It's an extremely dense map with a lot of loot for the game to keep track of.

[lost egret]

so.. theoretically

if i were to just avoid streets of tarkov for pretty much all the time i played, would it still be as fun and good?

[lyric cairn]

Yeah, I think it would be okay. You just won't be able to do Streets-related quests, which means you can't "finish" the game

[lost egret]

so basically sooner or later ill hit a barrier that will just force me to go to streets

[lyric cairn]

Yes.

[lost egret]

well

shit.

[lyric cairn]

DM me

I have an idea

[lost egret]

alright

[wintry ridge]

I had a dream about the new newbie map

It had like a thousand high value gun spawns and timmies were Rollin with grenade launchers and pkps

And extract was like a minute long in an open field

[stark torrent]

its in scav bunker on woods]

but it has a lot of spawns

[wintry ridge]

Ok

I'll vpo run

[stark torrent]

good luck , its full of rats and shit in there

there were 6 pmc bodies when i went there

i killed 3 , the other 3 killed each other

[wintry ridge]

I'll just voip friendly

Ain't got no good loot

[marble thicket]

what are your specs.

[brittle sinew]

I played Tarkov on 16 gigs for 2-3 years, should be fine

Just make sure you clear cache every raid or you'll have memory leaks out the ass

And avoid streets, like the guy before said

[frosty basalt]

I recommend getting ISLC memory cleaner

Its a very good program

The tarkov memory cleaner doesn’t really work in my experience

[lost egret]

is that like a mod?

[lost egret]

also can you please explain that more, thank you

[brittle sinew]

You just clear the cache in the game launcher after every raid, helps with stutters

[frosty basalt]

No it’s a 3rd party program

[white void]

I have 16gb, and even when streets first came out it ran fine

[lyric cairn]

I wouldn't know since I have 32gb from before I played Tarkov. I've only ever heard that 32gb is required.

[white void]

well yeah

16gb is fine, and it runs quite well from my experiences

[frosty basalt]

this folks

is why we dont camp the car extract while its ticking down

:)

wait till 5 seconds and run up

[frosty basalt]

i found 2 leddies today

one in pharmacy by idea

and one in military camp on woods

[stark torrent]

[crystal musk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaJjPfXU-LY&ab_channel=lenny_136

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RlWxJ-Id2o

[compact knoll]

@wintry ridge @soft coral @stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

lol

hows recoil

on pkm atleast

[soft coral]

ok?

[compact knoll]

lemme check it

[earnest timber]

an eathquake

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

its controllable if you sit

[wintry ridge]

crouch?

[frosty basalt]

Dude part three of this event is aids

[wintry ridge]

What is it

[frosty basalt]

A clusterfuck of arbitrary conditions combined with surviving 2 raids in a row without

[wintry ridge]

Aw wtd

What exactly

[compact knoll]

yes

[wintry ridge]

cool spt

[pseudo storm]

auuuuuuuuugh

[frosty basalt]

if you shoot someone in the head with .338 there should be a giant chunk of brain matter and skull missing

what do you guys think

[compact knoll]

agree

[frosty basalt]

does anyone know if gl kills count for grenadier

or if its gotta be thrown

cuz im down to ruin lots of peoples day with an underbarrel gl

[wintry ridge]

yeah

12 gauge too

[frosty basalt]

yea

[wintry ridge]

prolly edgy take but i wish there was more gore in tarkov

if even just like, chunks of stuff and not limb removal

[compact knoll]

i just dont think gore is really

consistent with tarkov

you can get hit with a338 in a arm

and its still there

[wintry ridge]

shooting a dude in tarkov isn't really like as meaty as you think it'd be for a tactical realism game

dump a pkm into a dude and he flops over fully intact like you hit him with a bb gun

[frosty basalt]

it would be bad for youtubers

[compact knoll]

youtubers can suck a dick

hell let loose is there

guy legs come off

[frosty basalt]

nice

it should be opt in

[wintry ridge]

youtubers can suck my ass lmao

streamers too

[frosty basalt]

maybe we dont need full on limbs being taken off and visible on the ground with ragdoll physics

but bits of flesh

you can just make em disappear

[wintry ridge]

eft would be in a better direction if it didnt try to appeal to esports and streamers

[wintry ridge]

have you seen the gore system in dead island 2

you can take bits of flesh off with melee and stuff

[frosty basalt]

remember its the youtubers and twitch streamers that get the attention of BSG

they are community ambassadors

[wintry ridge]

i guess

[frosty basalt]

they get our most requested changes

they're a voice for us

[compact knoll]

you can only do gore upon death

really in mp games

[frosty basalt]

yea

[wintry ridge]

but really they dont HAVE to voice community opinions

[compact knoll]

if your arms i gone you cant just put it back to

[frosty basalt]

its a boon to have them there bro

[wintry ridge]

killing blows should do gore

not to bodies, not to alive dudes

[frosty basalt]

we doin chumming

[frosty basalt]

least profitable woods nights run

[soft coral]

dude has so many bloodsets he can make multiple blood transfusions

I think you could've done better

Maybe find some gold chains

something of that sort

[frosty basalt]

I really just went to plant my 3 for chumming

[compact knoll]

bitcoin is 41k

next thing you know

bitcoin is back to 800k in tarkov

[soft coral]

ah ye

i did all 6 in back to back raids

got lucky

[stark torrent]

Im dissapointed the part 3 for the quest is so fucking aids, i hoped it wouldnt be that tedious

[soft coral]

You expected something good to come out of bsg?

rookie mistake iedy

you should know better by now

[compact knoll]

iedy

hello my favourite moderator

altrought after what you did

i dont know if you still are

[soft coral]

its over

[stark torrent]

im trying to convice them to ban these shit names with squares as well

ALO MEMEG and IVAN hello

[compact knoll]

fuck you

you are my most hated moderator

fuck you

[pseudo storm]

Who here's had the most success in fighting against cultists?

[soft coral]

Alo iedy and artyom memeg

sorry

[soft coral]

I'm successful in building automatic storage systems in minecraft

[pseudo storm]

You got potential

[compact knoll]

who?

[soft coral]

wrong name my bad

There used to be a cool user here but he got banned

[compact knoll]

[green panther]

Custom

I love custom

[stark torrent]

I have a feeling he is still with us in spirit

[green panther]

After I pick this up, I'm gonna die

[stark torrent]

@soft coral that word is the f word , do not use it or you get artyom'd

[pseudo storm]

Fargo?

[soft coral]

MY BAD

[compact knoll]

he could be in this every room

he could be any one of us

he could be you

he could be me

he could even be

[green panther]

Well, I guess custom moment

[crystal musk]

atleast give me some gear cuh

[frosty basalt]

What

[lyric cairn]

Never let 'em take you alive

[soft coral]

aha

[abstract lake]

I've had moderate success hunting them in customs around the fortress. But man, is it rough

[native crypt]

I like fighting them in the sanatorium on shoreline

[abstract lake]

This reward for days worth of work

[wintry ridge]

classic bsg

weekly task for.... 90k

[lyric cairn]

I feel like that's the kinda thing you'd do passively and 36k exp is the real reward

[wintry ridge]

the daily system sucks ass

the only good reward is a keycard at best

and xp at worst

[soft coral]

weeklies give lots of exp

dont do them for the money

[opal helm]

You are going to do that passively anyway.

No extra effort required.

[stark torrent]

yeah so glory confirmed as well that m62 , BP , pbp and 55a1 are indeed bugged and dont deal the full dmg / hit reg

and sp6 does more damage than it should

classic tarkov

[earnest timber]

Who touched the ammo excel sheet without Nikita's permission this time lol

[stark torrent]

more like their classic pepega coding , change 1 number, fuck a whole system

classic

[azure shore]

is nikita real

[low raven]

DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT A GOD

Also no

[real solstice]

For how long?!?!?
Wasn't igolnik only good in the pre-inertia days because it was bugged and did double damage?

[dark grove]

hi

is the date of the wipe known?

[subtle dagger]

bruh

what tf is arm stamina

[azure shore]

stamina of your arm

[lyric cairn]

I think we only know that it will be late December

[dark grove]

cheers mate

[wintry ridge]

Prolly before Christmas

23rd or 24th

[lyric cairn]

I'm pumped for next wipe. I'm worried about plate carriers being tedious but, it'll be my first wipe where I actually kinda know all the maps and the recoil rework will hopefully be good

[wintry ridge]

fake

new map introduced and shoreline expansion

[lyric cairn]

🤮

[wintry ridge]

ur gonna be clueless again

sorry man

[lyric cairn]

Need a shoreline inspansion.

[wintry ridge]

i hope you learn the game next wipe so you dont have to ask dumbass questions in here

[lyric cairn]

Only loot run screenshots

[wintry ridge]

"guys is this loot good" >3 wires and a gp coin

[lyric cairn]

And heated discussions on the plate system

[wintry ridge]

honestly

i prolly wont see any different with plates

since im already instantly dying to sweaty dickheads prefiring head level

[lyric cairn]

Actually, I'm gonna start that now.
Ahem
Dude there was no fucking reason to introduce this plate system. Shit is sooooo broken. Now that slicks are enable on flea since THERES NOTHING IN THEM, you can't even put a plate into it unless the plate is FIR. But any other carrier takes any plate. Do they even test this shit for bugs even for a week before pushing to live?

[wintry ridge]

maybe ill be able to pop a 12g into someone's neck but thats about it

they have ETS up for a reason

[lyric cairn]

Word. I'm just joking

[wintry ridge]

recoil rework looks alright

[lyric cairn]

Well..... Am I? Taking bets on invisible players returning.

[wintry ridge]

im prolly just annoyed at having to learn new recoil but ehhh i dont like the horizontal recoil bounciness

or the float of the gun after ur done with a spray/burst

[lyric cairn]

Yeah that has me worried, too. But at least your guy doesn't lose sight of the optic anymore.

[wintry ridge]

PKM clip looks nice

guy doesn't stare at the roof after 20 rounds from the belt anymore

you can actually spray a guy and the irons are where the bullets are going

[lyric cairn]

Oh I didn't see that. Was it posted in here?

[wintry ridge]

no

:DDD

and I wont share it because getting ETS banned has to suck

[lyric cairn]

Aight well, I'll take your assessment. Good to hear that the rework includes the camera recoil being addressed

Same thing happens when you magdump a shotgun

Suddenly looking at the roof. So stupid.

[stark torrent]

the recoil right now looks questionable

[wintry ridge]

looks better than the uhh

autocompensation nightmare it was

[stark torrent]

yeah but it has issues in other parts

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[stark torrent]

some guns shoot very werid , i will assume they have not been tweaked yet

so here is hopin

[wintry ridge]

prolly true

[earnest timber]

It still has autocompensation

Won't let your recoil climb

Surely it will stop full auto meta

EVEN A STOCKLESS FAL IS A WHOLE LOT MORE CONTROLLABLE ON ETS

[frosty basalt]

I hope they reduce the sliding when heavy

Maybe we don’t have to stop on a dime but it’s kinda crazy rn

[frosty basalt]

I hope tactical gadgets also don’t reduce recoil

Except if the reason they reduce recoil is due to weight

[wintry ridge]

uh huh

[abstract lake]

FFS lighthouse has started crashing my graphics driver or something? It will randomly freeze the entire computer for 10 seconds and then close all games, including those on other drives

It only happens on lighthouse for some reason, but it's 50% or less of the time that I'm even allowed to complete the raid without a CTD

[wintry ridge]

Yeah lighthouse has bad memory issues

I'd turn on auto ram cleaner in options and adjust graphics settings

[abstract lake]

I literally have 64 GB

It is not using the whole thing

[soft coral]

Life feels weird without tarkov

[earnest timber]

https://tenor.com/view/pozitiv-gif-14253947505283509778

Life without Tarkov

[soft coral]

true

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

Life good

happiness

[fallen cloak]

you have no enemies

[green panther]

Time to stop playing tarkov

[soft coral]

[lyric cairn]

No brain juice rushes to make you think you're having fun

[soft coral]

having fun?

in tarkov?

mans got jokes

[wintry ridge]

@frosty basalt you play streets with bosses yet?

[frosty basalt]

Nope

[dapper grotto]

[wintry ridge]

🔜 ™️

Guys, arena this sunday

[dapper grotto]

pls be on the new recoil

[earnest timber]

Please don't release that CoD recoil from ETS

[wintry ridge]

imagine they sneak in some random QOL features with wipe

stacking small parts n shit

[soft coral]

new recoil comes
people will cry its too low
the circle continues

[frosty basalt]

I’d rather have laser beam accuracy with working balanced audio

At least then movement and positioning will matter

And of course ideally we want balanced recoil and audio

But I’m just saying I think that the audio and visuals are way more detrimental to the games balance than the recoil will be

[stark torrent]

ALO

[dapper grotto]

had it with todays launcher update

[stark torrent]

ineresting my launcher didnt update

The launcher update won't be available for everyone at the same time, it is a roll-out, be patient, it'll come to you too!

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

Classic

[wintry ridge]

real

i'd rather the guns be like cod but with good audio

[frosty basalt]

@stark torrent

Her name is Susu

[wintry ridge]

sus

[earnest timber]

Just remove autocompensation and be done with it

[stark torrent]

ALO SUSU

[soft coral]

Dude said balanced audio

yeah nice joke

[frosty basalt]

One day (copium)

[real solstice]

All I care about is the SKS remodel

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-american-dad-sleep-overwatch2-gif-26791593

Me on wipe day

[rich venture]

What if:
They fixed the audio

[soft coral]

do you hear yourself?

you gone mad?

[rich venture]

What if:
They removed the goofy ahh fog

[soft coral]

mans gone bananas

[stark torrent]

cant wait for rats to become uber rats with the new vaulting by finding bugged areas out of map

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[frosty basalt]

Honestly man late wipe

[wintry ridge]

I loved the streets bug where you could hop a fence and just live in some fake hallway

[frosty basalt]

I’m really not getting ratted on

Early wipe was way worse

I play NA

So maybe it’s different

People camp yea but they don’t really rat

Like if you’re first to lexos

It makes sense to ambush people coming towards you

But bush/tree campers or dark corner campers in places with no loot or quests are basically gone in my experience

[wintry ridge]

lexos "campers" are just dudes stuck in the container because kaban is there

i hope tree campers get gone for good

honestly

[real solstice]

put an instant-kill box in all of the trees

[frosty basalt]

guess how i died

warehouse 2 sniper scav took 5 shots of 545 bs and one shot me

wearing fast mt and trooper face shield

[lyric cairn]

Trooper face shield isn't gonna stop anything but shitty handgun rounds or buckshot. 7x62x54R FMJ is gonna punch straight through class 2, which is what trooper is off the top of my head

Shit has a high chance to pen even class 4

[frosty basalt]

33 pen is really low

its a good pen chance but

i was also wearing condors

so to not get a richochet from my trooper or condors is super cringe

only shot fired too

couldve hit top of head and just not penned

but

thats this game

the 50/50 breakpoint for pen is the 7 digit

37 pen would be 50/50 for class 4

[lyric cairn]

But your death was headeyes, which means he shot through your trooper, which is only class 2.

Unless I'm missing something

Ohhohohohohoh, your glasses, too.

Idk, I imagine still a decent chance to pen.

[frosty basalt]

It’s not the pen through class 2 here that’s bothering me

It’s that I had 2 changes to have that bullet richochet

Let alone that being the only shot he fired

And it didn’t hit thorax limbs stomach or even top of head where I’ve got a fast mt on

[lyric cairn]

Yeah if he hit the top of the head you probably would have walked away with a concussion

[dapper grotto]

friend just sent me a dm vaulting/climbing should be on ETS right now

[earnest timber]

It is

looks good

[dapper grotto]

hows the stamina burn on vaulting?

[earnest timber]

no stamina burn

[stark torrent]

that will prob be changed

otherwise it's abusable af

[earnest timber]

I wish

[wintry ridge]

i'd rather that then uhmmm

never use it because it sucks ass

[earnest timber]

Vaulting is kinda scuffed in ETS anyway

not sure if it will make it into .14

[wintry ridge]

PLEEASE... I NEED MY MOVEMENT...

im sure the audio is scuffed as hell with it

[stark torrent]

i think he meant the curernt vaulting speed or whatever

it will defo come with wipe cause they showed and confirmed it

OFC they can just not bring it and get shit from everyone but they are used to that

Yeah all bets are on the table

[wintry ridge]

its all on the everywhere

they'll prolly uhmmm

update shit before ETS ends

[earnest timber]

It will remain scuffed because they JUST HAD TO REINVENT THE WHEEL

[wintry ridge]

is that slang for moving to unity 2023

LOL

only took em what, 4 years?

[earnest timber]

Upgrading engine is like getting a new set of tools

[stark torrent]

Audio is dead in the water and i think internally they realise they fucked up with the new engine thing

[earnest timber]

Who cares we getting Arena anyway

[stark torrent]

They cant seem to know where to go with that rn , it's been ruined for 2 wipes now , like not even an attempt to fix it

[stark torrent]

Ah YeS My pVp

[earnest timber]

Me love PvP, Me hate SPT

[daring cloud]

Now I know where is gamma ballistics coming from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ZCRAv-nUc

[dapper grotto]

anyone waching the bsg stream?

[wintry ridge]

no

just you

1 viewer

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

A LOT of yapping

In Russian no less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gw8cC-OG_U&ab_channel=Holodilnick

At least i found this banger

[upper crescent]

Nikita makes bangers only

[stone hedge]

What’s the name of that AR that’s kind of expensive

Still 556

Not the ADAR or any m4

[glacial stag]

hk?

mk16?

[stone hedge]

I’m losing my mind I’m gonna try and find it

Tx 15 I’ve found it

[glacial stag]

oh wtf the semi-auto one? xd

[stone hedge]

Yes hahahah

Idk why I couldn’t remember its name

[high pilot]

Is chronicles of ryzhy OST available anywhere?

[wintry ridge]

prolly some geneburn music

[high pilot]

The one where gluhars group and ryzhy kill all the pmcs and take their keycards

[tepid nymph]

arena coming in december. fuck I can't WAIT

[lyric cairn]

Ngl I'm looking forward to it. I hope it's fun.

[wintry ridge]

its already december

check ur calendar

[lyric cairn]

I thought you got renamed to Chain, Jeff

[wintry ridge]

who

[lyric cairn]

You

In brainfart, I remember seeing you getting renamed to Chain

Now you're Frog again. Unless I'm tripping balls?

[umbral whale]

Still hackers? Like a stupid amount?

[wintry ridge]

Not bad

It's fine you won't notice em unless ur on labs or shoreline day

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cLviTtpWuTE?si=vd84tXajSS7undBe

Why the fuck

Is it recommended so fucking late

[stark torrent]

BSG should strike this guy

[hallow stream]

Is he just spreading misinformation

What a fucking troll

[compact knoll]

It has been posted on the first of april

But it showed up at fucking December

[hallow stream]

So bad

[soft coral]

damn

[earnest timber]

Yeah only Nikita is working on the game

the other hundreds of devs are just deadweight

[stark torrent]

Plot twist : none of them are working on fixing the audio anyway

[next temple]

I want to say something about the dude next to him, but it would violate the politics and no wars rule

[compact knoll]

surely the people in this video wont go on to fight in the war

[next temple]

I still feel sad that 715 Team became Z-tards

cool dudes and cool youtubers

ruined by politics

[compact knoll]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll ok uhmm

arena is 14th apparently

and wipe day is 26th

[lyric cairn]

Damn I'm gonna have to finish really learning Shoreline and Lighthouse

I wanna be ready to ball on wipe day

[frosty basalt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iBQyOhPAwSY?si=Fk2poa9kqY9-AyRs

[frosty basalt]

Shoreline sucks but leveling PK is really important

At least in shoreline there’s nothing to learn except resort

There’s so few POI’s

Loothouse is the same in that regard

[wintry ridge]

PK is so good to level

[frosty basalt]

Yea…

He’s got some dumb ass quests tho

[wintry ridge]

yep

i hate the uhh

[frosty basalt]

Fuck PK all my homies hate blue helmets

[wintry ridge]

wear untar armor

or find crashed uavs

just let me shoot scavs with m4's and find ur stupid notebooks or keys

[lyric cairn]

Yeah the maps are ass but I wanna just know how to get where I need to go. I'm still in the phase where I have to double check a map and figure out where I am

I'm nearly there, though. The final hurdle is probably going to be learning resort really well.

[frosty basalt]

Yea resort can be confusing

[lyric cairn]

I also get motion sick in there for some reason.

If I'm in there for more than a 5 or 10 minutes, I feel sick. I don't know why.

[wintry ridge]

the bad lighting

[frosty basalt]

hmmm today i will be a piece of shit online and cheat in an online video game

on a fucking weekday cuz im unemployed

[lyric cairn]

Yeah, it is exceptionally dark and nonsensical

[lyric cairn]

I was watching a video once and the real issue came up. You cheat in an online video game because

1.) You think it's funny or fun to ruin other people's day (psychosis)
2.) You must win, you must be #1, you cannot accept losing anything (psychosis)
3.) You make money

And it's usually the latter two, and probably the third that is far and away the most common reason people cheat. People cheat and level up an account and then sell it in EFT to people that have #2. Or people with #2 purchase boosts.

It's super lame. I never wanna be like that.

[soft coral]

no tarkov in my life

https://tenor.com/view/master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-inner-peace-gif-11501603

[lyric cairn]

Life better, Ivan?

[soft coral]

Bro

you've no idea

MC is so much more fun

so much more shit to do

I love it

[lyric cairn]

MC?

[soft coral]

Minecraft

[lyric cairn]

Oh. Are you being facetious? Genuine question, sometimes I can't tell haha

[soft coral]

no

I am legit

enjoying playing minecraft

the moment I bought it

like 2 months ago now

more or less

idk why I didn't buy it sooner but it's 10/10 I love playing it

[lyric cairn]

I never got it. I own it but I just don't know where the fun is. I feel like I dig for a while, find some iron, smelt the iron into weapons, and then I'm like "Okay now what" and close the game. I know there's more to do on the game but Ive never found it.

I should give it another solid chance. It's beloved for a reason, I'm sure.

[soft coral]

oh there is a lot to do

as you can see

[lyric cairn]

I also saw that there's a factory mod, which is my jam. Factorio is my most played game of all time so that might be the ticket, now that Tarkov and GAMMA are no-longer total obsessions

God damn, did you build all that?

[soft coral]

I did indeed

thats an older screenshot

the sugarcane farm is now on a different place

[lyric cairn]

Dude that's sick. I only ever built a little shack of a house

[soft coral]

Villager breeder , iron farm , the original main house , sugarcane farm(its now moved to the right of the massive building) , main storage hall

[lyric cairn]

Villager breeder?

Farm? I didn't even know there was farming

[soft coral]

minecraft has a ton of farms which automate the process for a lot of stuff

However

building them is the fun part

that brown thing on the other screenshot if you see it is a giant creeper farm

which is 250 blocks above sea level

[lyric cairn]

I am deeply intrigued

[soft coral]

and it took me a couple of hours to build

wasn't complicated or anything

but it was fun

if you dont like building

go explore

[lyric cairn]

Ever played Factorio? Building is my main squeeze.

[soft coral]

no

I havent

I do know of it tho

[lyric cairn]

Love building. Harvesting resources to build? Ugh so hot.

Love that kind of gameplay loop.

[soft coral]

well

minecraft has an apletora of farms

manual and automatic

[lyric cairn]

I'm sold. I'll try to figure out how to recover my account this weekend.

[soft coral]

in a singleplayer world you dont even need a big one
make a small automatic farm for something and you're sorted

automatic sheep sheering farm

automatic honey farm

iron farm which you see in the screenshot

the creeper farm can be afk too

if you use campfires

there's so much to do I love it
and I love that it takes me time to do and achieve it

[lyric cairn]

Not to derail but, if you like that aspect then you will die for Factorio.

[soft coral]

I'm not 100% for farms
I like doing other stuff too such as exploring caves exploring the overworld and structures

and improving my building

no that doesnt sound right

I do like farms

but I dont play minecraft only for those

if you get me

[lyric cairn]

Building mini factories to produce products that run into bigger factories that expand infinitly until your computer explodes.

Not a whole lot of exploring in Factorio, though.

I get you 🙂
Idk if you think it's sick then it's gotta be really really good so, like I said, I'll try to recover my account and give it another whirl this weekend

[frosty basalt]

Mk18

[terse pecan]

no no no

we need

ak

another ak

10 more aks

[frosty basalt]

What is blud wafflin about

[terse pecan]

didn't you mean mk18 as in the ar one?

[frosty basalt]

[terse pecan]

oh that one

well its still a ar

[frosty basalt]

I just pointed to it that’s all

[tepid nymph]

Who is on the pfp? A famous eft youtuber?

[tepid nymph]

how the fuck do you kill all 3

[frosty basalt]

2 of those are just rogues

It’s not all 3 goons

Right?

[lyric cairn]

Def not all the goons. Goons are Big Pipe, Knight, and Birdeye, iirc

Birdeye being easily the most terrifying of the three, imo

[stark torrent]

Ye the others were killed by my squad , thing is , they are now sitting on roofs because of that AI Change

[frosty basalt]

what ai change

they no longer rush you down?

[stark torrent]

i have no clue at this point, they didnt rush us , we had to go up on the roof and kill birdeye

who was crouching in a corner on the roof

Cant wait to kms to unlock this again next wip

[soft coral]

What

[real solstice]

Bulgarian Boyinaaband

[fierce turret]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-roblox-slender-nick-slendernick-gif-19910284

[rich venture]

Sexy ahh house

Minecraft is banging haven't played it in a while tho

[soft coral]

Literally

everyone says that

when I start talking about MC in #🎪bruh-fart

"oh i need to play minecraft again"

"man havent played MC in a while"

so fucking play it then fucktards

[rich venture]

The best Minecraft is when you play it with your friends

[soft coral]

i find it weird everyone says that

like

go play it

[rich venture]

True true

[daring torrent]

minecraft is one of those games that somehow gets worse as i get older

[daring torrent]

this one gun is worth more than my entire stash rn

[rich venture]

Also @soft coral convert your creeper farm into a normal mob farm you'll get more gunpowder

Don't ask me how that works out idk but last time I checked you got more creeper spawns in a general mob farm

[soft coral]

no cuz

you get spiders too

and the spiders climb on the walls

I'd have to redesign the entire farm

if you dont put trapdoors and carpets so spiders dont spawn you technically get more spawns
because there's
1:more space for spawning
2: more pools for mob spawning so theres more chance for each spawn to be a creeper

but you can also get the other mobs

and I dont need that

this farm works with snow golems

its 5 layers

golems hit creeper and creper fall

[rich venture]

That farm's a fair bit inefficient material wise won't lie

[soft coral]

does it work?

[rich venture]

Just build one that pushes the mobs off with water

[soft coral]

and it will spawn every mob

together with creepers

[rich venture]

I'm assuming that you are playing on java?

[soft coral]

I am

[rich venture]

Yeah but mechanics make it so you get more creeper spawns

Therefore more gunpowder

[soft coral]

and therefore way more zombies and skeletons

it works perfectly fine as it is now

if I want I can build a 6th or 7th layer

I want specifically gunpowder

[rich venture]

Probably but I find general mob farms better and more efficient

And I end up getting more gunpowder from them than a standard creeper farm

[soft coral]

could potentially limit skeleton spawns so you only get zombies and spiders

[rich venture]

But it's your world so up to you

[stark torrent]

why is minecraft in my tarkov

alo

animals

[soft coral]

he started it

shut up wire eater

[rich venture]

Real

[soft coral]

he continued talking

[rich venture]

Valday should be prapor II

Prapor IV for a scope arguably worse than the vudu

[tepid nymph]

Wdym.

[soft coral]

whos pfp

[tepid nymph]

The person on the pfp you have

[soft coral]

It's me

[tepid nymph]

No but actually

[soft coral]

it is me

actually.

[tepid nymph]

Like irl

[soft coral]

YES MOTHAFUCKA

[tepid nymph]

Oh. Because people don't usually do thay

[soft coral]

idc

[tepid nymph]

That

That's why I asked

[soft coral]

fair enough

[tepid nymph]

Aren't you the man that said arena is shit

[soft coral]

I said arena will flop

[tepid nymph]

Y

Everyone wants combat

[soft coral]

go labs

[tepid nymph]

Plus I got EOD so I'm not even paying for it

[soft coral]

well

alright

[tepid nymph]

You need keycard

[soft coral]

go streets

go dorms

go d2

idk its my personal opinion it's not fully out yet so we can't know for sure

I just think it will flop

[tepid nymph]

I mean a small fighting arena, where you only fight, not loot and run around to get sniped by a broken scav

[soft coral]

and not be as good as people think

[tepid nymph]

That's literally every game

So yeah, got a point there

Eod is still on store

They reset timer to make it seem limited

Also a price markup

[soft coral]

and I'm enjoying minecraft so

[tepid nymph]

Mods?

[soft coral]

not rn

maybe in the future

[earnest timber]

Is that the Ultra Low Streets mode?

[soft coral]

I wanted my first playthrough to be vanilla

[soft coral]

Yes

new woods expansion

[tepid nymph]

y kappa grind with eod

gamma is just fine

[stark torrent]

they should either buff it and make it prapor 3 / peacekeeper 3 or let it as it is and make it lvl 2

valday is very good on bolties

or quest lock it

at level 2 but after a medium difficulty quest like....idk punisher 4 or 5

[tepid nymph]

its just a scope

[stark torrent]

very good observation

[wintry ridge]

this aint tarkov

[soft coral]

ok

good observational skills

[wintry ridge]

thanks

[soft coral]

Kys

[wintry ridge]

i will

[rich venture]

Just a sexy scope isn't it

[rich venture]

Agreed

Plus it's locked behind a streets quest so 1. You have to get max traders and 2. You have to have a NASA computer to even go streets

My i7 and 1650 can't handle streets

[stark torrent]

thats ok , here , another streets expansion

[rich venture]

What a lifesaver

[frosty basalt]

under barrel grenade launcher in terragroup armory

cringe

[wintry ridge]

huh

which armory

the one on streets or the lab

[frosty basalt]

Streets

[wintry ridge]

ohh you got it from the big green crate

yeah streets weapon crates gave me like

30 ugbls

[frosty basalt]

I mean I got killed by one dude

[frosty basalt]

intel case

[wintry ridge]

Cool I guess

[wintry ridge]

Cool I guess

[lost ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-junker-headshot-head-head-eyes-gif-21110018

[native crypt]

yo a hard drive

sweet, whats on it

[wintry ridge]

Damage

[frosty basalt]

get rekt

[rich venture]

Sanest labs main

[stark torrent]

Me watching XiaoPei and his 6 cousins fly through the map waiting for them to drop me loot then kill me while saying slurs in chinese

[earnest timber]

What about GeneralHiPing?

[white void]

there's XiaoPei, Xijingmao, Xxmaozedong42069xX, GeneralHiPing, XxYuJustBadxX

all of them are white names ofc

[lyric cairn]

This channel gets quiet at end of wipe, eh?

[stark torrent]

apparently arena is in 3 days

or at least the beta test

so i guess so

[frosty basalt]

Tarkov is just tarkov

[wintry ridge]

Only if u bought EOD in alpha

[earnest timber]

The waves are random

I don't think there's any variable to it

[wintry ridge]

true

bsg cant code variables

we know this

[stark torrent]

i have heard the Mutant truck from ETS ( Euro Truck Simulator ) got nerfed

but the 556 litre engines feel very good

[real solstice]

of course of course

Reduced rev limit?
Increased weight?
Mileage nerf?

Maybe they can't be bought from the dealership anymore

[native crypt]

can only be crafted or FIR (found in Romania)

[real solstice]

[dapper grotto]

friend sent me a dm saying the armor plate and hitzone change are on ets

[real solstice]

Wtf kinda update did Eurotruck Sim get where you need armor

[rich venture]

How is it

[dapper grotto]

dont know dont have ets

[rich venture]

Unfortunate D:

[soft coral]

feels quiet without me aint it

[wintry ridge]

nah we're good without ur whinging

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

its quiet because arena and wipe are soon and we be patient

[soft coral]

kys

I dont wish you well

particularly you

I wish you illness

ty

[wintry ridge]

i already got mental ones and physical ones, u cant best me

[soft coral]

good

[wintry ridge]

hi good

[soft coral]

kys

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/сбэу-тарков-tarkov-the-rock-gif-27149089

[earnest timber]

He tells you to keep yourself safe

[soft coral]

ofc

I wish him all the best

only flowers for his mother

and family

[wintry ridge]

hi romanian lad

[frosty basalt]

i finally feel like a chad these days

being rich makes you ballsy

i just be rushing around stupid like not checking angles

[stark torrent]

yeah pretty much , then when u die to stupid shit u make scenarios

until u realise u dont care , just kit up and go again

thats why im using thermals tbf to avoid the shit audio

if i spot them first i can predict their movement

and expect them on an angle

fuck the audio

[frosty basalt]

thermal on canted is goated iedy

so good for shit ass fucking shadows

[lyric cairn]

Just sayin', yeah kinda

[tepid nymph]

I had a guy on factory fall into the hole under the oil tanks or whatever they are

and homie was stacked

[abstract lake]

Why

[wintry ridge]

larp

or uhh

RP

[abstract lake]

The stats are garbage too

[next temple]

It looks like the man was putting on every attachment he had on hand

[stark torrent]

he spet all mone on the grey PRS stock

[soft coral]

\

[soft coral]

literally streets

[stark torrent]

You are NOT allowed to play

[rich venture]

i can't even get on the launcher bro

[stark torrent]

this guy got a fucking essay as an error

[earnest timber]

Blud got the whole html code as an error

[soft coral]

Nahhhh

people getting errors we've never even seen

we unlocking new shit @stark torrent

lets go

500 errors gets you gold error skin

[stark torrent]

the launcher???? gone

vanished

@soft coral

[soft coral]

total extinction

They really did it

They removed the game

Everyone escaped tarkov

[stark torrent]

tommorow BSG announces they closing studio

[soft coral]

I hope

I will send them gifts if they do that

[stark torrent]

dont say that here

ToS shit

[soft coral]

I wish them all the best to their families

only flowers

❤️

[stark torrent]

smitty got it too

[soft coral]

smitty?

what has smitty ever done

he's one of the chilliest streamers

Bruh

wtf is bsg doing man

[frosty basalt]

Probably auto detection right?