I would like to not get beamed across the map
#💣tarkov-released
soft coral
15k from colleagues 3
and 29k-ish from the weekly
holy fk
we are speeding through the levels bro
aha
and I was wondering why the scavs were angry
bro whats with fence selling soo many 100/100 guns
alo?
proper eagle
pro tip: spam "peter" multiple times to get a secret warn
soft coral
secret mods sex scene
soft coral
pro tip: spam "peter" multiple times to get a secret warn
Soon vladi
soon
Bsg continues to design some of the worst events and challenges in fucking history
green panther
Well
soft coral
marking the cirlce?
green panther
I'm summoning the god
green panther
Good luck mate
soft coral
Won't be too difficult
you can do this on factory luckily
and once you do this I unlock bullshit
10 pmcs isn't that hard could be done in less than 10 raids realistically
if you get 1 maybe 2 or even 3 kills per raid if you're lucky and people don't die within thirty second
I will need lv38 however for this
stark torrent
ak47 mutant yeahright
soft coral
ak47 mutant yeahright
?
wut?
so if I finish silent caliber today
and I finish my weekly
and I finish factory chief and lv5 resistence quest which wont be too hard
I will be like 20k away from 36
nice
soft coral
died instantly
?
I jump from above and he insta headtaps me
aha
flechette
makes perfect sense
dude shot twice and insta tapped me
ok bro
My bad
DIdn't want to play the fking game anyway
good loadout
insta tapped by flechette
CLASSIC
blazing solstice
soft coral
hm
got insta tapped again
ok?
insta tap
cool
he is that guy
runs from the middle of the sky bridge
into the corridor
and insta taps me
with 1 bullet
guys he's just good player he knows the spawns
he is here
runs to the doorway where I am on the other end
and goes pop and I die
blazing solstice
soft coral
cool
interesting factory raids we are having today
dude who shoots my head despite the fact it appears last when jumping from above
then this dude who runs 5 meters in 0.5 seconds and has the time to aim in and head tap me
very interesting
blazing solstice
standard tho
soft coral
better gaming chair
gives you +25% speed bonus in game while sprinting
able to sprint at mach 5
in 0.5 seconds
its dlc feature
proper eagle
did you know you can cancel animations
soft coral
yes?
proper eagle
i sure didnt on my first caught-with-my-pants down
soft coral
but how the fk would I know he is running up to me
I was gonna go in the corridor and aim in at him
but apparently he had the time to run up and insta tap
he is that guy as I said
he is him
proper eagle
soft coral
ah well
classic factory bullshit
people running at mach 5
and being able to cover the entire map in 5 seconds
proper eagle
alright fellas it's time for punisher part 4 (take 2)
soft coral
its because I didnt buy eod
I dont get extra 25% movementspeed bonus in game
and the worst of all
the entire lobby dies within 5 seconds
of spawning
somehow
every time
soft coral
alright fellas it's time for punisher part 4 (take 2)
how many left?
proper eagle
9
soft coral
ay
I have 9 pmcs left to kill too
yey
seeing as how it's going currently its maybe gonna take more than 10 raids
if I will be dying by speed demons with sr2s
I am not using flechettes anymore
EVER
fk this
no more flechettes
dude just tanked all of that
and walks away like he just spawned with full HP
NICE
GOOD GAME
WP TO HIM
thorax
through my tier 5
35 pen btw
can barely pen class 4 let alone class 5
and he just drills me with that shit
?
ok?
MY BAD
for playing the fucking game
Wtf is this cancer
why doesnt flechette do any damage
I pumped your fucking cringe ass full of if
and you walk it off perfectly
nice
gg
I'm fucking pissed already
No more flechettes
useless ass round bro
pummel someone with the entire mag and they walk it off perfectly
Why are you not dead
your armor should be fucking 0
and AND I fired at him point fucking blank at the end there
and he just walks to the right and drills me
how alive?
why moving
proper eagle
loaded into reserve instead of shoreline
just found a timmy who broke my korund and then asked for mercy
blazing solstice
Have you killed him?
soft coral
just found a timmy who broke my korund and then asked for mercy
korund apparently is made out of butter
proper eagle
korund and gzhel are both made out of dinner plates
soft coral
tier 5 btw
like
rat rig is better than korund
Nice balancing bsg
I have a feeling I'm gonna be stuck on silent caliber for a while
seeing as how things are going
I'll use 7mm like a normal person
and aim head
clearly flechettes are bugged or worse than I remember them to be
they just dont kill anything
soft coral
I need pmc kills and scavs but I made the mistake of using the garbage flechettes
blazing solstice
just need to do lightkeeper
soft coral
apparently those things do 0 damage despite pumping a dude with an entire mag
you shoot him 7 times
60 dmg
blazing solstice
in legs?
blazing solstice
well yeah you use them on legs and it's a 2 or 3 shoot
it's a flesh round after all xD
soft coral
died again
from
somewhere
I didnt see the guy
at all
hm
ok
I told you
I didn't want to complete my quests anyway
nice audio btw
I was on the metal catwalk 2nd floor of office
I hear walking on the other end and I magically drop dead
?
what?
where?
WHO?
HOW
Wtf
is this
soft coral
it's a flesh round after all xD
flechettes arent a flesh round
blazing solstice
for a long whole
soft coral
they are meant to pen armor
flechettes are the worst for flesh damage
thats whou aim center mass in the hopes of penning armor and going through it
blazing solstice
shurg i only go for legs and kill dudes on 3 shoots
soft coral
what ammo tho
blazing solstice
at that point craft ap 20
blazing solstice
what ammo tho
flechettes xD
blazing solstice
or the new ammo , piranha
blazing solstice
unless maybe its point blank
on factory is always point black
blazing solstice
that's tarkov
blazing solstice
corner camper or bush wookie
blazing solstice
one will get you eventually
blazing solstice
yeah wait till you seen audio on shoreline
soft coral
not all
but a decent amount of it
not in the mood for shoreline rn
at all
I need silent caliber done
dont know which shotgun would be best for it
ultima has horrible accuracy
and mp153 has horrible ergo
but great accuracy
soft coral
I am mostly hipfiring yes
but again
if I actually knew where people were
it would be nice
instead I hear them infront of me but theyre under me and I die
Cool.
blazing solstice
hmmm if not , you know the rat spot in dorms 3 story first floor in the garbage pile ?
soft coral
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BOUGHT
THE LIMIT
FOR HTESE THINGS
nah
can't make this shit up
died 4 times for nothing
only to get 1 pmc
so fun
blazing solstice
try a saiga then?
soft coral
it needs to be silenced my man
I still need the adapter
I changed to the hexagon
is K
but still 
blazing solstice
it needs to be silenced my man
yeah i forgot you still need that ops
if you want i can help you
if you wanna lol
soft coral
if you wanna lol
server?
blazing solstice
any works no ?
soft coral
I'm eu
soft coral
ok good
cuz NA and EU arent so nice
one will have like 100+ ping
and risk disconnecting
blazing solstice
done
soft coral
are you able to join tarkov vc?
blazing solstice
i don't see tarkov vc
soft coral
@blazing solstice check dms bruh
I'm not joining the other voice channels they get infested with people who talk constantly
proper eagle
killed 3 timmies this raid 
looks like there was a guy who went berserk in east wing
but he didnt collect his enemies' dogtags and left in a hurry
thanks for the rsass ig 
soft coral
soft coral
killed 3 timmies this raid <:shrug:1167095387627200572>
meanwhile me and the duo are dying by sky rats on factory
fucking people camping skybridges
alo?
7mm
legged tagilla
only legs
didnt die
insta tapped me
so balanced
legit unable to play the game
green panther
How to shoreline:
Step 1: Walk near weather station
Step 2: Listen carefully
Step 3: "Enemy Spotted, Open Fire!"
Step 4: Died
I hate goon squad
blazing solstice
I HOPE FOR THEM TO SPAWN
every time i got there
they are quite easy to pick off there
green panther
Hmmm
blazing solstice
also i play with 2 buddies usually so maybe that's why :D!
green panther
I really need high ground for effective fight
Being sniper and MG is fun
Thermal goggles really change my life
blazing solstice
I really need high ground for effective fight
xDDDDD
next temple
I am afraid to play tarkov again
for some reason
Maybe it is the fucking stuttering
wanton yarrow
How to shoreline:
Step 1: Walk near weather station
Step 2: Listen carefully
Ste...
step 1: dont play shoreline
next temple
step 2: If you dont listen to step 1, play as a scav and farm rogues
if you are a schizo, get a friend and farm cultists
soft coral
3 people bathroom
kill one
go outside office
2nd kid pushes me from stairs into 1st office
no audio
die
?
blazing solstice
i killed them all after, i avenged him
blazing solstice
I am afraid to play tarkov again
just do it with homies
wanton yarrow
do NOT leave autoplay while on factory
blazing solstice
it's always better with friends
soft coral
wanton yarrow
massive skill issue
soft coral
massive skill issue
no footsteps as well
wanton yarrow
typical
next temple
ＲＥＡＬＩＳＭ
soft coral
indeed
my aim wasn't lying
I did hit his head
sadly because of desync and shit the aimpunch threw the shot off and it went to his helmet
real solstice
Just checking in
Game still bad?
soft coral
yes
earnest timber
yes
soft coral
as you can see
earnest timber
But unlike ivan, i don't play the game
stark torrent
Just checking in
Game still bad?
Pretty much, Yes
real solstice
As expected
soft coral
I've had a lot of luck rn with factory
99% of the people have been rats
sitting in corners
on Factory
died every single raid
either to bullshit
people not dying
or no audio
real solstice
The tarkov experience™️
real solstice
The game of all time
soft coral
THE GAME
real solstice
I just lost
soft coral
died by rd704 piece of shit who didn't move
stark torrent
sitting in corners
Literally how it's now , spawn next to each other, hear the other shuffle , crouch and wait
soft coral
spawn outside glass hallway
peek
nobody
run around
open door -> nothing
run to cart room
2 of them sitting not moving with rd704s
like no way
you are not serious
no wonder I can't kill anyone
cuz they sit in corners
for the entire raid
even factory is plagued by it
the one map where people W shift
now 99% of people rat
ok?
insane skill
soft coral
truly
soft coral
barely did any progress
in 6 raids
spawn in
nobody around me
run around
die
from where?
nobody knows
you just die
heart attack probably idk
blazing solstice
soft coral
behind that cart
proper eagle
soft coral
ok
its insane how I looked down the corridor and saw nobody
meanwhile they spawned and simply didnt move
thats why
no keyboard bro
soft coral
at least one pmc would be nice
or scav
gonna try out magnums
see how they feel
died
magnums are the worst
period
insane recoil
cant hit shit
GG WP
hit a guy in the face perfectly and he walks it off
not a single kill
nice
going great so far
I'll have this done in no time :)
having so much fun dying repeatedly
cuz shotguns suck dick
and every ammo is crap
aim head nothing aim legs nothing
use flechettes nothing
use magnums nothing cuz after 1st shot youre dead
use express nothing use 7mm again nnothing
WTF
and the audio is broken as shit
Idk where people are
I hear them all around me
no up and down direction
front and back is fucked
and you just hear people inside of you
I'm going mental
I aimed face
why is he not dead?
they shoot me
I cant move
die
ok
fun
so cool
Nothing fucking dies
no matter what ammo you use
aim face they walk it off
shoot legs THEY LITERALLY WALK IT OFF
and continue sprinting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
enough for today
I'm done with this quest for today
cancer
ty for listening
also why is rat rig limited to 1
?
lyric cairn
opens Tarkov chat to Ivan rage rant
leaves
soft coral
*opens Tarkov chat to Ivan rage rant*
<:kekwait:919974044466557050>
*leaves*
the usual
nothing new moving on
lyric cairn
proper eagle
tarkov gym
lyric cairn
My daily struggle
soft coral
maybe I Wshifted too hard
maybe
lets be positive
I got 10 scavs and 3 pmcs
so we're not at 0/10
but still tho fk factory rats and their families
proper eagle
with shotguns you spam left click and hope something hits them
flechettes melt armor so thats the only thing they're used for
soft coral
with shotguns you spam left click and hope something hits them
Been doing that
people just dont die
somehow
and I aim head
flechettes melt armor
but their damage is horrible so people live
even if their armor is 0ed
that or I get ratted and never see the guy
native crypt
Try sniping with slugs if close range ain't working
soft coral
yeah no
lyric cairn
Always look at the positive aspect of things in something like Tarkov. You did not complete the quest but you put +2 up on the board.
soft coral
3
lyric cairn
Word.
native crypt
yeah no <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Some copper slugs and a 4x on there
native crypt
Less painful though
earnest timber
I FUCKING HATE TARKOV Plays Tarkov
has the same vibe of " I FUCKING HATE WORK goes to work "
native crypt
I FUCKING HATE TARKOV *Plays Tarkov*
That's how I am with dark souls 2
proper eagle
me and anal sex with your mom
soft coral
native crypt
me and anal sex with your mom
proper eagle
you came out through that place
native crypt
Didn't we all
native crypt
Bro missed the bus
proper eagle
i sure missed the bussy
native crypt
Sad
next temple
Le cursed AK-103
lyric cairn
Gimmie the AK-420 and AK-69
native crypt
Le cursed AK-103
That's not bad but why not use some of the loud devices and have better recoil
next temple
That's not bad but why not use some of the loud devices and have better recoil
I do night raids
native crypt
Ok
native crypt
I just like how it looks
Does that holo play nice with night vision
next temple
Does that holo play nice with night vision
Ye
native crypt
Just need a better stock
If you swapped the parts to a fixed stock ak you could use the uas stock
proper eagle
pre-flea build cooking
native crypt
Most ak builds are free if you pick up weapon parts
proper eagle
everything is free if you kill players
native crypt
True enough
next temple
Reminder to self: UAS Stock is not compatible with AK-103
native crypt
Yup
native crypt
Reminder to self: UAS Stock is not compatible with AK-103
Has to be a fixed stock ak
Like the akmn or ak74n
next temple
Ye
proper eagle
halal canon ak-12 meta
proper eagle
i'm only trying out the AK-12 because of the rate of fire
native crypt
i'm only trying out the AK-12 because of the rate of fire
What is the build cost including gun
proper eagle
What is the build cost including gun
70k something if you consider trader prices
native crypt
That's pretty good
proper eagle
let me see
i think yeah 80-90k is fair
the suppressor itself is like 50k from prapor
proper eagle
it's 62k on flea
native crypt
A good kit with that gun counting ammo runs roughly 350k
At least*
soft coral
I unironically think I W shifted too hard on factory
maybe there is such a thing as being too agressive
I find it hilarious how supressors such as the THOR and QDC for 7.62x51 cost like 400 dollars and 69k roubles
but the waffle supressor is 100k
Balanced
native crypt
I unironically think I W shifted too hard on factory
It's fun to act like a cave man every once in a while
soft coral
I refuse to rat factory
I shall sit in bushes on woods or shoreline
or interchange
but on factory
no
I refuse to go that low
native crypt
Could walk not run
Run when necessary
If they don't move from cover rain grenades on them
stark torrent
depends cause greande anim is so painfully slow
the ppsh guy will seize the opportunity
native crypt
its a lot easier in a duo so the other guy can back you up
soft coral
not on factory
native crypt
stark torrent
haha i wish
im doing the 25 scav kills and vitamins
ive not unlocked chumming yet
frosty basalt
Gotcha
stark torrent
no
frosty basalt
Vitamins kinda sucks cuz emercom key is worthless these days
soft coral
How did I unlock it and even complete it in no time
frosty basalt
I don’t like interchange personally
One of my least favorite maps
Tied with factory
soft coral
Vitamins kinda sucks cuz emercom key is worthless these days
It was open for me for free by some unknown pmc 
soft coral
I just went and it was open
frosty basalt
Metal on the floor see thru non bulletproof windows
No good loot
In a bad spot too
soft coral
at least completing chumming was good
frosty basalt
Ye
soft coral
took less than 10 raids on interchange
frosty basalt
Actually impressive
soft coral
Actually impressive
Yes cuz i brought a thermal
frosty basalt
Nice which one
frosty basalt
I c
frosty basalt
Mutant is actually kinda hard to make good
It’s really expensive to make it better than AKMN
Really expensive
But once you meta mod it it’s goated
soft coral
if you have parts unlocked it isnt
frosty basalt
I think the trouble comes from the saker/thor and the handguard
Everything else is easy
soft coral
qdc is 400 dollars
the muzzle is 20k or so
put moe stock
put rk1 or se5 or whatever
it doesnt take saker
frosty basalt
Thor?
soft coral
it uses thor
frosty basalt
Gotcha
soft coral
but qdc js better
frosty basalt
Interesting
soft coral
you dont need that on a mjtant
frosty basalt
762x51 muzzle brake kit
soft coral
uhh
soft coral
yes
qdc adapter
its qdc
literally
read the name
it goes under the qdc suppressor
theyre both named that
soft coral
yes
frosty basalt
yes
soft coral
it literally says qdc
soft coral
idk
frosty basalt
ok
soft coral
if you dont have that which idk why you wouldnt
frosty basalt
i do
frosty basalt
oh
soft coral
also mutant isnt super super expensive
soft coral
gun costs a lot
frosty basalt
ye
soft coral
thor bad
frosty basalt
ive got a mutant rn actually
soft coral
i mean thor good
but thor expensive
frosty basalt
wanna see
soft coral
this usnt that expensive if you remove that scope
stark torrent
its ok
soft coral
also use long barrel
soft coral
0 reason to not use short barrel unless maybe youre going dorms
stark torrent
also use long barrel
long barrel got locked behind gunsmith 23 or shit , on flea its like 300k now
soft coral
it did?
stark torrent
ye
frosty basalt
i wouldnt even spend 40k on the canted rk1
soft coral
akmn never lets me down
frosty basalt
it really is a straight upgrade
before then tho
the akmn is cheaper and equivalent
soft coral
mhm
soft coral
and recoil difference is like 3/5 or some shit
basically unnoticable
tldr
use akmn
good gun
frosty basalt
real
frosty basalt
whats that
soft coral
20 scavs and 10 pmcs with 12 gauge
subsequent quest is bullshit which then unlocks mutant at skier 4
unborn venture
How many messages did you send today Ivan? Wtf
soft coral
tough streak of luck on fucktory today
sadly
died a lot due to warriors without keyboards
unborn venture
I am me. You?
unborn venture
😮
soft coral
never seen u here
unborn venture
I'm a ghost. People are not meant to see me
soft coral
I guess im a schizo
frosty basalt
holy shit
unborn venture
If you say so lmao
frosty basalt
i just killed 10 rogues in building 3
frosty basalt
unborn venture
469*
soft coral
sure
frosty basalt
soft coral
apparently rogues are broken again
frosty basalt
soft coral
their a.i is messed up or whatever
frosty basalt
apparently killed goons
full disclosure offline raid
if i ever had raids this successful in a live raid
man
i killed 11 rogues, knight, and big pipe, and 1 scav
32k xp
i only got shot at once the whole raid while rushing building 3 i got shot in the chest and i cut my korund dura in half
otherwise flawless
it actually makes me sad how good that went and that is wasnt online
blazing solstice
it actually makes me sad how good that went and that is wasnt online
if it was
it goes either 2 ways
3 rather
1 , no one actually goes for rouges besides you so you kill everyone
2. You get killed after you spawn or while in the rouge camp
3. A player scav just killed you lmao
frosty basalt
or in this raid
i wouldve went MIA
cuz i didnt check my extracts
i assumed i had northern
and i ran all the way over there with 1 minute left
and wouldnt have had time to go to path to shoreline
still good practice clearing rogues i guess
but i couldnt find bird eye the whole time
so i probably wouldve died to silent footstep bird eye at some point even if i knew i had to go path to shoreline right?
abstract lake
looting in offline raid
frosty basalt
Just practice
stark torrent
Vitamins kinda sucks cuz emercom key is worthless these days
Found LEDX in fucking Nercus Farm lmao
upper crescent
frosty basalt
Nice
keen linden
wintry ridge
it actually makes me sad how good that went and that is wasnt online
if it was a player scav would have 1 tapped you with 8.5mm buckshot
while u were looting, because he makes no noise outside
frosty basalt
True
And I had 57 kilos
So comtac4 can user can hear me from 100 meters away
:)
Balanced
frosty basalt
Fuck that
Money is meaningless
I can afford to run em every raid
And I play duo so I’ll almost always get em back
They’re stupid design
wintry ridge
its so shit how all that loot u obtained in offline
was like
1 scav run on streets worth
rouble-equivalent
frosty basalt
I didn’t loot at loose loot if that means anything to u
I only looted rogues
Just practice killing em
wintry ridge
true that
goon loot sux if you cant flea it
let me sell the mk47
or rsass
or t5 armor
frosty basalt
Ye
The armor tho is fucking great don’t vendor it
It’s some of the best class 5
I looted in a stupid way tbh
wintry ridge
The armor tho is fucking great don’t vendor it
yep
frosty basalt
I should’ve gotten a bigger backpack by 1 row or 2
frosty basalt
So I could have multiple rigs in backpack
wintry ridge
a korund is easier to get and about as good
frosty basalt
Then just take barter items
wintry ridge
and u dont get ur stomach rattled by a scav with t45m1
surv kitting stomach is a pain in the ass
devout surge
abstract lake
At its highest levels, EFT is a dress-up game.
soft coral
intel case
proper eagle
Labs key
soft coral
135k
load lighthouse as scav
game crashes
Bro cant even play lighthouse anymore?
wtf is happening
wintry ridge
lol
soft coral
OMG NO
I JUST FOUND A VPX
AND I DIED
TO ABEAR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUDE
1 second
on escape
TIEMR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG MANNNNNN
I NEEDED THE VPX
FOR import
FUCK OFFFFFF
WHAT IS THIS LUICK
great start to the day
find radio and vpx instantly
die
why is there a pmc next to industrial zone gates man
WHY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
ah he is white account
ok nvm
i'll just assume he knew what I had in my inventory
NOOo mannn
fuck offf
no way
compact knoll
spammer
compact knoll
smallest ivan rant after dying
soft coral
I fucking despise lighthouse extracts
so stupid
well gg we are not finding one of those in the upcoming months
ling pei would have taken them all
I'm actually so sad
I got happy I will complete quest and 30k free exp and then I die
by the most random pmc
with a white account
in the most random of places
LIEK WTF ARE YOU DOING THERE!@!!!!!!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU THERE
EXTRACT
compact knoll
soft coral
ivan explaining why its bullshit that he died
it is bullshit tho
Why is there a pmc in the middle of the road next to industrial gate
just sitting
there
?
white account nonetheless
as far as I'm concerned the fucker knew what I had in my inventory
no wonder the place wasn't looted
compact knoll
it is bullshit tho
you should stop ranting everytime you die
legit 50 msgs everything you die to bullshit
cmon i get its bullshit
but i dont cry for 5 minutes everytime i die
soft coral
free quest down the drain
because the white account happens to be exactly where my extract is
aha
I believe it
compact knoll
and yet he continiues
soft coral
ok?
why do you all have a problem with me venting
the chat is never used anyway
who the fk gives a shit
apparently all you people do
for some reason
rich venture
What are the chances that people are moving today
proper eagle
What are the chances that people are moving today
Throw a grenade to find out
wintry ridge
Throw a grenade to find out
alt w into a corner for a second and listen for a shuffle from someone camping
proper eagle
You can just pull a grenade out to provoke a shuffle
soft coral
he shall help
blazing solstice
i shall help the bro
sounds like cowardness lmao
soft coral
sounds like cowardness lmao
as if we didn't do that yesterday
blazing solstice
xD
i had to go at a DND game if it wasn't for that i would have kept playing
cuz i like this game
soft coral
go factory
dude takes 5 ap20s
to the torso
and doesnt die
left peeks me
instantly 1 taps me with flechette?
so flechettes can 1 tap when enemy is using them but when I do people take 4 damage and thats it
gg
wp
proper eagle
bait them with checking mag
CMS bait used to work but Nikita patched it
No one falls for mag check bait
compact knoll
blazing solstice
No one falls for mag check bait
if you shoot a few times then do it they fall for it
even running into a wall get them to move and panic
blazing solstice
or picking a corner with flashlight on to the them to shoot
white void
soft coral
4 ap20s
to the torso
nothing
and then one more
5
nothing
he continues to look at me
ok
white void
soft coral
ok
